How I Made the Most Annoying Minecraft Mod

[@ea-nr2hd]

Greg

[@DiffyMC]

Greg

[@Korlech1]

greg.

[@randomdudewholikesspace2236]

greg

[@RPM12534]

Greg

[@Hadidus]

G r e g.

[@VoidWorldGaming]

Just make a mod that keeps auto-jump on permanently, that there would be every annoying for a lot of people.

[@DiffyMC]

that's actually genius

[@PEIIIKA]

​@@DiffyMCadd this to your mod

[@LaraTheReal1]

They should add it to the backrooms

[@LzeniX]

⁠@@DiffyMC And then, make the auto jump mod think that every block is solid, such as grass and flower

[@iamarealybignoob]

Just make a mod that forces you to jump nonstop

[@Lumino20]

Give greg the ability to lay greg eggs that hatch into baby gregs that are even faster and annoying and after some time they grow into adults

[@Rudxain]

"KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!"

[@Марги-п4ч]

@@Rudxain and Greg ignites trees 🙃

[@throg4657]

Greggs, if you will

[@Spinosaurus_0]

gregmites

[@hadookin47]

​@@throg4657Oh, we must all will

[@MothFable]

I love seeing newer people realize that coding is a strange and confusing beast that breaks for reasons beyond your comprehension and the fixes itself for the same unknowable reasons.

[@Pururut]

Always reminds me when java was telling me "boolean" doesnt work despite it working the day before (with literally no changes in between)

[@Fork228Leer]

I coded a KZbin console-like downloader in Python, the code was not changed, yet it could just not work for a reason "cannot do thing to a nontype object" although the link, the libraries amd the code were fine. At least web services of KZbin download worked in such times.

[@collegestuff2511]

I love that coding is the closest equivalent to dark magic we have in real life

[@NoNo-xh7ru]

@@collegestuff2511insert that post about computers being magic stones that we engraved cryptic runes into and then imbued with magical energy

[@3b9x]

Using Mcreator is as much coding as making ramen is cooking.

[@gergoretvari6373]

Can't wait for 100 days in Minecraft with Greg from ForgeLabs

[@DiffyMC]

i think he would have to see a psychiatrist after that

[@gergoretvari6373]

@@DiffyMC no doubt about that lmao, it might be the new rlcraft for him

[@lilballer]

Wait a damn minute

[@lilballer]

Every body spam forge labs with this is literally genius

[@hadookin47]

*Lo-fi walkie-talkie voice* "Now... I'm not a Greg man. Can't a man live in a world without Greg?"

[@lilballer]

Next update you can tame Greg by feeding him other gregs souls Edit: bro its been like 2 months and the replys have exploded into an argument about fatherlessness

[@ItMightBeBetterToForgotAboutIt]

do you suffer from a lack of a father figure?

[@SMV-CC88]

Greg only knows kill

[@lilballer]

Indeed@@SMV-CC88

[@lilballer]

@@ItMightBeBetterToForgotAboutIt what did I say that would imply I suffer from fatherlessness?

[@locrianphantom3547]

@@SMV-CC88He gets taste for the souls and kills all the other Gregs.

[@Respear]

I found a bug: If you leave when you are about to be teleported, sound stops and game basically soft locks. I basically won but because of this bug I have to start over. This is the diffiest experience ever. I will release a video how to complete this.

[@DiffyMC]

oops should probably fix that

[@Respear]

@@DiffyMC you did a great job torturing me! It's pretty luck based so I used a set seed, but it was still horrifying.

[@BierBart12]

So this is that "Greg tech" I've been hearing so much about

[@DiffyMC]

yes

[@libsh5684]

100%

[@libsh5684]

Actually it’s an add on that gives Greg hyper advanced technology

[@SpookiKabuki]

We need to see Greg fight the Cave Dweller.

[@70BillMac]

they are the same thing

[@Alzuki.]

@@70BillMac You're kidding right? They're two completely different mobs with totally different mechanics.

[@juanclimbs3998]

@@70BillMac greg is an invasive species while cave dweller is a native species

[@kon-ichiwa6987]

They make out.

[@TheGlitchedWendigo]

​@@kon-ichiwa6987wot

[@jingerjesus4621]

You can tell the fake PNGs from the real ones because the fake ones show that transparency pattern before you click on the preview image, the real ones generate the transparency pattern after you click them.

[@jeanremi8384]

there is an option to filter non-transparent images

[@th3_r4t_k1ng]

@@jeanremi8384THERE IS????

[@jeanremi8384]

​@@th3_r4t_k1ng my Computers teacher taught me that tomfuckery trick. Basically, when you search shit and you're on the images tab, there is an option written "tools". In it you can click "color", then "transparent". Do not thank me, thank my Computers teacher

[@ek0dev]

​@@jeanremi8384 HOW

[@jessicanichole-ll3lx]

​@@jeanremi8384 Where and since WHEN????

[@johndolenc7658]

Pair this with cave dweller and challenge different people to “achievement bingo”, where nobody knows about the mods, everyone has the same world seed and bingo cards, and the pain is INFINITE!

[@TheTlank]

cave dweller isn't even that hard smh

[@lolcat1382]

@@TheTlank if they dont see it coming they'll get freaked tf out though

[@TheFattestLInHistory]

@@TheTlankI mean, it is probably very hard if you know nothing about it

[@sneeznoodle]

I feel like one way to prevent people from uninstalling a mod would be to have it replace a whole load of items and blocks with identical ones from the mod before activating, so if you uninstall it half of your inventory and also the world just unloads

[@seistoYT]

DONT GIVE HIM IDEAS

[@shapeswitch_mood7221]

So, beat the game with this mod? *Challenge accepted.*

[@Gabriel_Ultrakill]

FINALLY THE SEX MOD!!!! IM GONNA PLAY IT NOW!!!!

[@palacalek6706]

but nether is disabled 🤓☝

[@shapeswitch_mood7221]

​@@palacalek6706and fully completed end portals are a thing

[@DiffyMC]

@@palacalek6706 it gets re-enabled when u defeat greg, probably should've mentioned that in the video, now that i think about it

[@Respear]

@@DiffyMC you forgor to add a way to escape the greg dimension in hardcore goofball

[@averageanger7092]

I fucking died laughing looking at how it drags you to the surface. When you said "they're gonna get forcefully pulled up to the surface" I thought it would just teleport them instantly, but the slow ascension through the blocks with the sound effects had me rolling.

[@Qoride]

you should make Greg able to target and kill you in creative and spectator mode so you're never safe

[@jojogacha974]

Bro don’t give him ideas.

[@seistoYT]

congrats, he added this to the mod in his newest video you monster

[@Qoride]

@@seistoYT you're welcome :D

[@Zooiest]

Preventing deletion of the mod without interfering with anything other than the intended and presented usage of the mod would probably be classified as grayware, because while it has some aspects of a rootkit, it doesn't do anything inherently malicious. Though, whether it _legally_ qualifies as malware is an entirely different topic, and it's outside the scope of my knowledge.

[@kkal.i]

greg should just be in the next update as a very hidden eatser egg, itll take years to discover him

[@Boinguthe2st]

Eatser egg

[@kkal.i]

eatser eg

[@mortem_incredibox]

when you craft a potato peeler and right-click an enderman with it, you hear a blood-curdling screech behind you, and a greg boss appears

[@mechanicalworm5796]

I’m going into graphic design and have to deal with these constantly, so here’s a word of advice: The ‘fake’ transparent backgrounds are because you have to pay whoever owns the photo to download the actual transparent image. It’s insufferable, but you can tell if one is fake or not by the thumbnail. The preview image will have the checkerboard pattern already before it’s loaded in, while an actual transparent background won’t until it’s fully loaded.

[@MayBeSomething]

"Now all that's left to do is to find a suitable name for this creature." Me, who has never seen or heard of this prior to right now: (Pauses video) Greg. "Greg."

[@elvhadarei4521]

grass. [ grăs ] Any of a large family (Gramineae or Poaceae) of monocotyledonous plants having narrow leaves, hollow stems, and clusters of very small, usually wind-pollinated flowers. Grasses include many varieties of plants grown for food, fodder, and ground cover. Wheat, maize, sugar cane, and bamboo are grasses.

[@DiffyMC]

truer words have never been spoken

[@elvhadarei4521]

Indeed

[@mwperk02]

Greg is a normal human like you and me. Greg loves you.

[@MegaLpso]

I thought he meant the Greg's forcefully spawn on the surface if you'd underground so they wait for you until you go up, but I was so happily wrong when I saw the player just...ascending to the surface.

[@ripleyandweeds1288]

the fact that you went "oh well i cant make it undeletable because it'd be malware, so i'll just have it slowly ramp up until its unplayable instead" is actually the most evil thing i can imagine in a mod without it _actually_ being malware

[@asra-5180]

A mod that disables a feature... much quality. Much wow.

[@RonnieNichols]

This reminds me of the time I played on a modded SMP with these knights that spawned literally everywhere that two-shotted you with iron armor and were very hard to kill with melee. They moved really slowly to make up for this. Doing what any person with a brain would do, I used projectiles to kill them when I saw them. Well, it turns out that the knight captain just teleports behind you if you shoot it with any projectile and is strong enough to one shot you. Oh, amd they also teleport behind you if you hit them from any height higher than 1.5 blocks above them. The items they drop are only slightly better than iron. I have no idea what the mod author was thinking. Greg is maybe slightly more annoying than those knights were.

[@Respear]

What kind of mod is this? ☠️

[@RonnieNichols]

@@Respear I think it might have been am earlier version of undead expansion. It sounds like in later versions they made them spawn either more rarely or in dungeon structures, but I'm not sure

[@omegadragons321]

man im feeling called out by 'nobody goes in caves in the first 5 minutes of playing... probably' 💀 edit: missed opportunity to call the spawn egg 'Spawn Gregg'

[@omegadragons321]

touché :)

[@itsMeKvman]

In MCreator you can't easily change the spawn egg name. It's always "name of entity" Spawn Egg. The only way I think it could be done is if you manually removed the spawn egg and manually created a new spawn egg item and recoded all the spawn egg functionality and named that spawn egg "Spawn Gregg"@@omegadragons321

[@Metalseadraking]

Would be actually interesting to have a "Who survives Greg the longest" challenge

[@AnslordMC]

I loved the part when Greg went greging and greged all over the world.

[@cubeson4168]

Now make a modpack based on Greg and add some tech mods to it, you could name it GregTech

[@DiffyMC]

GregTech crack edition

[@Terrampg]

yes

[@RandomDoomer]

This is beautiful, just levitating to surface and lighting and gregs, and his reaction sweet. I love every second of this video

[@TdLmcwastaken]

I have contracted multiple fatal diseases from this mod and will never recover

[@DiffyMC]

all part of the plan

[@TdLmcwastaken]

I hope this video goes viral, between you and me its 10x scarier than the cave dweller and you deserve some recognition for this. Gonna make a vid on it😎 @@DiffyMC

[@Person-who-exists]

Secret: the reason it is called Greg is because of the mod Greg tech made by Gregorius T made that inflicts frustration and insanity by its 500 hour time of completion

[@DiffyMC]

i have contracted 23 mental illnesses after playing gregtech for 400 hours

[@sandgunslinger2739]

Gregtech: New Horizons enough said

[@Blueshark8O9]

This must have been what Danny meant when he said, "You are truly Greg."

[@joaolegend8205]

The gregs in the caves at stage 0 is actually something really cool, like, they are just preparing their plans to annoy you

[@Nuclearxnova]

If I had a nickel for every time a sadist learned how to code specifically to create an experience the player would have as little fun as possible in and made the main antagonist a giant spider creature with a person head named “Greg”, I’d have two nickels. That’s not a lot, but it’s weird that it’s happened twice.

[@kristinalowe6815]

Who also did it

[@Busshhu]

this feels like an early minecraft urban legend creepypasta creature, I can imagine it giving some kid nightmares

[@angeloid_]

in the actually most annoying minecraft mod, Greg wouldn't kill you. he would have 1hp, and he would just attack you. But he would still delete random items in your inventory. And most importantly, he would be really small and hard to hit. Further improvements: greg inflicts The Greggle for 30 seconds and enables auto-jump when he hits you. don't lock it to permanently on, because that's less annoying than having to constantly disable it every 15 seconds. The Greggle causes nausea and prevents convenient inventory actions like shift+clicking, and enables auto-jump when the effect ends. tameable gregs, except all he does is randomly add corrupted items to your inventory instead of replacing them. make greg fly and go through walls. so basically make him a vex. but he still replaces blocks in his path with corrupted ones. greg armor made of greg souls and it looks like it's better than diamond, but it's actually as bad as leather make nether portals send you to the Greg dimension after attacking you, greg has a 25% chance to delete himself. because nothing is more annoying than a mob that killed itself rather than giving you the satisfaction. finally, when you kill a greg, he spawns 1-4 gregmites. they are like vex gregs, except silverfish. killing a gregmite spawns 1-4 groguus, who do nothing but take up space and have 50 hp and are just baby yoda except hyperrealistic. ^^ this is good because everyone hates slimes, and everyone hates when mods add hyperrealism to the minecraft aesthetic. also they prevent you from building on that block until you kill them which takes annoyingly long especially if its in your base and there are gregs constantly.

[@shadowbrine5998]

A concept for the diffy experience in the next update: _Bob:_ Bob is Greg, But covered white. Bob will shoot some white liquids at you if you hit him, And he is invincible, But slower then Greg. Bob however, Can teleport near you, And will summon a white explosive block to spawn above you, And will trap you in a white liquid puddle to slow you down. Bob only comes if you kill more then 1 greg, And there is only 1 Bob. Bob is twice the size of greg. Bob also slows you down on hit, And revives gregs as the gregging dead. Bob is gregs best friend. The Gregging Dead: Gregs but half covered in white stuff, And are slightly slower, But can shoot white stuff at you that spawns cob webs.

[@5APPH_13]

I read white liquid... You want to add cum... Why?

[@jojothemoose]

🤨🤨🤨

[@omegaentertainment01]

🤨White liquid, huh?

[@seantay3279]

I love white liquids

[@jubilanttitan4999]

@@seantay3279🤨📸

[@milcmilk]

Greg as an April fools update would be awesome

[@manuapplejuice]

So happy that this video got viral! I hope more people get to experience this very educational and "fun" channel!

[@thealchemistking4063]

*This entire video feels like its a damn callout post about S&R:P’s more bullshit aspects and quite frankly I love it.*

[@ace_ofchaos9292]

“Once you’ve seen Greg up close, then you know what the value of life is.” -John Kramer

[@seantay3279]

Next update: Greg can tower up Greg will be able to break blocks Greg can swim In the greg realm if even 1 greg hits you your whole inventory is instantly corrupted Tame gregs by feeding them greg souls Killing over 100 gregs in the greg realm and building the alter of greg destruction summons Final Greg to greg you Defeating final greg summons Greg-God-Ry in the overworld to be like herobrine and send and army of greg's after you every 5 minutes, While stalking you and scaring the sh*t out of you. Every enderman in the end is greg, The Dragon is Final Greg 2.0 and Greg-God-Ry becomes *_DIFFY_* Tells you the secret of existence and gregs all over you, And will greg your world if they kill you. Best minecraft mod to ever exist. Oh also falling in the void causes Greg to f- Ride a firetruck and help you escape The End. Good ending, Diffy experience. 10/10 mod.

[@DiffyMC]

i love the part where diffy gregs all over the world. will add some of these in next update

[@thehealthyrxllc5737]

Correction, Next update: Greg can tower up Greg will be able to break blocks Greg can swim In the greg realm if even 1 greg hits you your whole inventory is instantly corrupted Tame gregs by feeding them greg souls Killing over 100 gregs in the greg realm and building the alter of greg destruction summons Final Greg to have sex with you Defeating final greg summons Greg-God-Ry in the overworld to be like herobrine and send and army of greg's after you every 5 minutes, While stalking you and scaring the sh*t out of you. Every enderman in the end is greg, The Dragon is Final Greg 2.0 and Greg-God-Ry becomes DIFFY Tells you the secret of existence and gregs all over you, And will greg your world if they kill you. Best minecraft mod to ever exist. Oh also falling in the void causes Greg to f- Ride a firetruck and help you escape The End. Good ending, Diffy experience. 10/10 mod.

[@seantay3279]

@@thehealthyrxllc5737 I can't believe I didn't think of that. 11/10

[@andrewdegarmo5565]

Glad to see the Scape and Run Parasites mod is coming along nicely.

[@actuallynotfanch]

i played this mod before watching the vid. Quit in less than 30 min after opening the game. Because of happiness out of finally getting a true friend coming to help me make a house in a beautiful game such as minecraft. :DDDD

[@DiffyMC]

greg is such a good friend

[@thangfahsavung9120]

I don't remember the last time I laughed this hard that my stomach hurt. Damn that Greg monument. Good job on parody-ing that cave dweller, the founding father of all horror mods uprising.

[@DeMooniC]

This is a masterpiece im crying

[@DiffyMC]

im crying because im deeply scared of greg

[@syncringe1885]

Modding like this is just like coding. 4 hours of trying to figure out whats wrong and you finally find you mispelt the version...

[@AnSnowAngel]

This isn't an annoying mod. This is a full horror mod

[@A207.]

We need an SMP based on players surviving against gregs Either they kill eachother or team up is their choice

[@HHSlinger]

instant sub, this is just, amazing. I love greg already.

[@BOT_CORP]

“Father, why have you made me like this? Every second of my waking life is agonizing pain.” -Greg.jar

[@Gamerswell]

9:35 So you go to their website and buy the transparent background.

[@Sur4asu]

This man made every dweller mod into one mod, very naisu

[@Core_Of_The_Void]

I like how Greg is named after the monster from the Kaizo-Difficulty Horror Game called “CRYPT”, or is that coincidence?

[@KaijuMyDude]

glad to see I'm not the only one who thought of that XD

[@FoxesAreGods660]

I Can't stop laughing at the fact that you basically recreated scape and run parasites.

[@natsuwoods7432]

Greg is an amazing creature. Would sell his souls to make one Greg my companion. For a silly fella like me this mod was too hard but omg this is beautiful and i am very serious.

[@Gowly]

The fake pngs aren't fake, you just have to go to the website they're from and download them with the site's own link. They do this so they can get you on their site to collect revenue from ads on the same page since they can't do that on google images :)

[@ace_ofchaos9292]

You forgot unpredictable teleporting, teleporting enemies are annoying to fight. Theres also having an unreasonably large amount of health. Summoning minions is also annoying cause it can never just be a one on one fight can it? Anyone else who can think of other ways enemies and bosses can be annoying in games please comment below.

[@W.O.Z._The_Horror_Fan]

This is one of the best horror mods I ever seen

[@mukuro8350]

0:03 warden flashbacks

[@handhelder823]

This isn’t annoying, this is terrifying

[@CainTheChaosDeity]

You know it’s gonna be a good video when you hear the generic peaceful music in the background

[@vduffy6879]

How long can someone survive in the greg dimension? Like, temporarily disable greg quickly, build a wall to build height so gregs cant get in or spawn in if you keep in small enough, and then leave the roof open so you wont get dragged up, then you can make tree farms and cobblestone generators and stuff and see how long you can self-sustain yourself while being confined and unable to leave. Oh, and in hardcore >:D

[@5APPH_13]

add baby greg

[@Jamsteo]

Boutta try thisss for a video

[@inyrae]

im beating this no matter how long it takes

[@kaerful]

do it

[@inyrae]

​@@kaerfulmaking the video 😎 never back down 🔥 🔥

[@inyrae]

i hate myself i should've never said that am still gonna do anyway 🗣🔥🔥🔥

[@Respear]

​@@inyraeI tried that, I was so close but greg corrupted my important items.

[@inyrae]

@@Respear im doing it in hardcore mode, he doesnt courrput your items there

[@KitkatTSB]

"Y E A H T H A T H A S T O C H A N G E" - DiffyMC -2023

[@nojnis]

best addition to this: make view bobbing make your character bob violently like u are having a seizure and have it permanently put on

[@ShermanYeo]

Imagine that mob is that friend you had fun with yet the most annoying shit you ever been with.

[@Night-Marie]

After being locked in the basement for a long time with the only food being "the blue stuff", Greg escaped and now he's back to revenge

[@arghyaprotimhalder5592]

That spider is soo cute . It just wanted to give hugs. I'mma go hug it

[@garnet_the_proto]

Greg is spreading. He is slowly becoming the most annoying creature ever seen. He invades peoples minds, convincing them to implement him in things. His orgin is unknown, but it is thought to have originated when the content creater Valefisk made a game entirely centered around Greg. And now it has spread to Minecraft. The Greggining has arrived. I fear for the future.

[@KryptSol]

“Finds out that you can tame and breed gregs to allow for adequate protection from the many wild gregs”

[@playy28]

"Greg, how are you?" Greg: "Hey, I'll teleport you to me, okay?"

[@sweetseremine]

imagine being a piglin in the nether, see a portal appear out of nowhere, just for a dead carcass to fly out of it

[@neoqwerty]

I love that i was sent here from an autoplay of scary minecraft mob creations.

[@Logstream-never-gonna-give-you]

I like how Chuck Nasty played this mod, if he didn't I wouldn't even know about this mod

[@MikuChanAnimations]

Greg reminds me of Greg from the hit game Crypt on steam by KZbinr Valefisk. I love it

[@greatroyalwolf]

That's gotta become a new speedrun's %, Greg%

[@KritaYTK]

you are the closest one i've ever heard in terms of sounding like PhoenixSC

[@LairdeLampblack]

i eill not lie, i thought greg was gonna be one big valefisk reference. im not disappointed tho cause this is something that would make him proud

[@FranklinFranklin-hw3is]

Add Treg, he isn’t smiling,he just stares but when you get too close,he nukes the world

[@just-a-fnf-fan]

treg

[@abdelbakiberkati]

Adding « s mod » to the text acts as a keyword, people searching that term will find this mod by accident Im subscribing because i love this

[@Hayase_Yuuk.a]

I have an idea updating this fellow, if you die to it. It steals your items legitly, if you killed it, it drops the stolen items.

[@SwankemasterSupreme]

3:18 scratch coder here, this is normal.

[@emeraldeiscue]

happy l̶a̶t̶e̶ 1 year anniversary to the greatest minecraft mod ever made

[@The_Cheez]

You need to make Greg able to climb and hang so building up won’t save you.

[@cocacola4blood365]

The Vikings would sing "Greg Greg Greg Greg" as they sail, but Greg annoyed them to death.

[@Kruscle]

You ahould really make a V.2 where Greg is "friendly" but is unkillable, and just follows you and does annoying shit, like blocks door ways, teleports you around, etc.

[@Toddthefrog8642]

gargin's "i made the most terrifying mod" video is on my recommended page

[@SonicXRage]

Greg is unironically adorable, so I don't think that I would mind dealing with him. For a little while.

[@Issengan]

tbh i think itd be funny if it doesnt attack, it just follows you, makes obnoxious noises, and cant be killed

[@ColinShafer]

A totem of undying let's you get to the nethenether... BUT GREG STILL SPAWNS THERE

[@sugarbumful]

If I were to do this I would make Greg small, fast, un kill able, can climb walls, makes annoying noises, and finally can hit you but doesn’t deal damage so your screen just shakes

[@androidmk5987]

I think the better way to handle the wanting to quite is having it call you baby when Uninstalling it somehow

[@username5155]

0:21 Very strange that KZbin recommended me this video immedietly after my father got made at me because I was outside. He wanted to know if I wanted to ride on the golf cart we have but barely use. I was a little upset since I was clearly in the middle of something else (I was swinging on my swingset), but I said I wanted to go on a ride. But I didn’t get to because he was so appalled by me being a little upset that he put the golf cart away and threatened to lock me in the shed (yes, no joke, he literally almost locked me in the shed on purpose because I got a little upset). Th worst part is that I’m autistic and have regular meltdowns, which if you don’t know, area very common and entirely involuntary symptom of autism, and yet my oarents have refused to even Google the word autism to know what it is, so they get mad at me for stuff like this all the time.

[@homckach8817]

Make him spend player 8000 hours on industrial mods

[@Cheezesouls]

I needed this before i failed freshman year because i was playing minecraft instead of doing homework