How I Make YouTube Poops

Twitter: TallBart
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[@DreamTheatre6661]

"Jordan WILL say all these words if given enough time on a camera" actually made me LOL

[@Khint]

something something monkey typewriter something.

[@emilionieto4639]

Lol

[@zucc4764]

infinite Jordan Peterson hack

[@besknighter]

I mean, this is true for everyone. It's just that some people need a lot less time than others 😂

[@MintySweetea]

You're telling me "post-coital regrets about tweets I made" was fortold? Radical BD

[@keelerrobinson5772]

I remember the days when sentence mixing was considered a dark art that only some were gifted enough to execute

[@knight_lautrec_of_carim]

that was the case before you could just let AI transcribe a video

[@dakat5131]

@@knight_lautrec_of_carim I didn't know that was an option until I saw this video. I'd been playing around with doing it by hand

[@JeremiahMcaninch]

Let's not diminish the skill that we've seen here, there's a lot of work and dedication here to get a good youtube poop

[@JonasTisell]

I remember back in the day you could open youtube captions in its own window, and search through them. Thats how many did it before

[@mechanomics2649]

On the outside looking in, sure. It was never really like that though. Little has changed in any real meaningful way.

[@guest273]

*_"I believe anyone can make a good KZbin poop"_* How inspirational. Thank you very tall bart.

[@brian76541]

Bro’s the Ratatouille of ytp’s 💀

[@leonardoperez379]

totally agree with your meme philosophy of using longer clips to let their personality naturally shine instead of making audio sushi. nice masterclass, very tall bart.

[@PJStock42]

I can't believe Nathan Fielder was making these the whole time.

[@BlueBeetle1939]

well he's pretty good at business

[@sowososmooth]

Lmaooooo it does sound like him

[@Ootgreet1]

They're both from Canada. Lol.

[@postbunnie]

I love that guy so much

[@JoeBlow420_69]

Scrolled too far for this

[@vagabondsoul1286]

The "Tiny Minority" joke was pure genius. Can't believe you managed to put it together to be that long, that funny and that consistent.

[@S-fn3oe]

What "tiny minority" joke?

[@Zinkolo]

I like how serious you sound throughout all this even while displaying funny words

[@aemediainc]

Watching this much JP drained his soul and his joy.

[@anonymousposter6461]

@@aemediainc Comedians are known to be depressed, after all.

[@sergiofarfan2202]

I love this resurgence of YTP, I've missed them, especially these quality ones.

[@ManyKudos]

Even this tutorial had me laughing, your work is gold mate

[@I_love_dr_stone]

yo its another funnyman

[@GreenDave113]

"It's low resolution" absolutely killed me You are a legend

[@joogaloo929]

2:00 😂😂😂 the way you bluntly said that was hilarious

[@MisterDickson]

I would never have thought I'd live long enough to witness a professional Jordan Peterson YTP tutorial. This video is amazing!

[@VHSterror]

that was really cool! that conviction in "Jordan WILL say all these words if given enough time" had me cracking up haha

[@mybrotherinchris]

If you're using KZbin, I've got a super quick transcript shortcut: click on the three little dots on the right and then open transcript. It saves loads of time and you can ctrl+F for certain words 🙂

[@mybrotherinchris]

I watched a little bit further and realised why you don't CTRL+F. I spoke too soon like a rat

[@terminalmode]

This is still a great suggestion for people who avoid Adobe products. Just remember that if you use OBS or similar to record the video, CLOSE the box before you record. It will embarrass you when you see it in the corner of your already uploaded video.

[@terminalmode]

​@@mybrotherinchrisI read your comment and my brain said, "that's the normal rat."

[@mybrotherinchris]

@@terminalmode Typical rat behaviour

[@Misha-dr9rh]

@@terminalmode piracy

[@TheRockinDonkey]

You're out there doing the lord's work. Sitting through two fucking hours of Jordan Peterson just to make us laugh. You are a saint.

[@nyuh]

Wow this video about youtube poops somehow sounds and looks more professional than most editing videos ive seen

[@Eclipsed_Archon]

they always say everyone poops, but the truth is anyone CAN poop if they just put in the effort

[@jirkazalabak1514]

I lost it at the "I don´t know exactly how to have sex..." joke. What an absolutely hilarious piece of comedy!

[@justsomeguy5628]

The absolute Chad move of making the first example one where JP calls himself a Nazi. Mad respect.

[@MANGOM1LK]

i use adobe premiere and had no clue half of these features existed so this is actually very helpful

[@tree427]

same. i thought diving straight into premiere and figuring it out as i go was a good idea but it looks like i need to watch some tutorials

[@SomeIdiota]

@@tree427 Diving straight in is great if you don't have a particular aim. If you go in with an aim, you tend to only find the stuff you need while all these other features stay hidden. Not saying that people should forego tutorials, but I'm a big advocate for "Go in, press every button, tweak every option, see what happens!" as well.

[@gmmg8734]

"funny words: ... ... ... women " xD

[@GoldLink364]

To think youtube pooping has evolved to this level of quality. Wow this is inspirational.

[@mondomirth175]

Thanks Bart, you are very tall and very clever, but not just anyone can make a good YTP.

[@noodletribunal9793]

this is true, because i dont know what editing software hes using. do you know?

[@dp-mason]

While these kinds of techniques are easily spotted as fake by (hopefully) most people, I think this behind the scenes look is still great for training skepticism in people. Thanks for the laughs!

[@PleasantSludge]

This video on making KZbin Poops taught me more about Premier Pro than my entire college media arts education.

[@nibui8295]

Man that is a lot of work that you are putting into it. And it shows cuz your videos are some of the best poop I have watched on this site. A great sense of humor and nice editting skills. I think this channel deserves more and I hope it gets it.

[@ZachMayfield]

I lost it when the list of funny words popped up but the voiceover was so casual about it hahaha

[@metalcorehighlights8586]

I’ve always struggled with organizing and constructing my clips when making these types of videos. This helps a ton, and I respect you a ton for sharing it to everyone. Thank you!

[@alejandrooceguera4656]

You are such a master of your art, i hope your channel grows to millions dude

[@CureSmileful]

I like the phrase "what I'm going for is controlled chaos", because this is exactly how I view your videos and your outro (I love the outro)

[@unktheunk1428]

Seeing the magic behind one of my favorite art forms is really something fantastic, thanks for this

[@galleryofrogues]

This is absolutely brilliant. I’m finally trying to prepare to make my own YTP’s and watching videos like these are really motivating.

[@AshleySmithh]

I'm new to editing and this was super insightful to see the shortcuts and stuff you use! Especially normalising the audio, I didn't even know you could do that! Your videos are hilarious man, keep killing it!

[@soravsgoku123]

This is such a great and concise tutorial. I spent hours and hours trying to figure out how to make this stuff sound as good as possible. Thank you!

[@TomAcrossAmerica]

"After sitting through 2 fucking hours of Jordan Peterson" You sir, are a martyr.

[@punishedpinecone4772]

You should watch one of his lectures fully if your attention span is that screwed up and/or you actually believe the media smear pieces. Or listen to it while cleaning your room, bucko

[@TomAcrossAmerica]

@@punishedpinecone4772 I've sat thru his entire 12 rules of living series, sport.

[@prcld]

@@TomAcrossAmerica why would you do that to yourself

[@driespeeters2349]

@@prcld it's a good book

[@prcld]

@@driespeeters2349 ratio then

[@jarsaca]

the amount of adobe premiere features i've learned from this guide on youtube poops is immeasurable.

[@pepperpillow]

This is a surprisingly professional tutorial. It looks and sounds like it’s right from Adobe!

[@leonh4231]

Thank you! 💙 I‘m into YTP for so long now. Mostly, I‘ve watched german YTP (it‘s quite big here and the language makes it relatively easy I think) and english poops here and there, e.g. Michael Rosen of course. Always wondered how the editors do it and wished for a video tutorial. Now, a few days after discovering your great work, there it is! So maybe I‘ll try it myself some day. Thanks

[@kasane1337]

Aber was ist passiert? Sind die Tomaten passiert?

[@ihateunicorns867]

I can't stop laughing at the AIDS line

[@fripptricky5099]

Genuinely, this video was incredibly insightful, not just on your process, but on some intermediate/advanced Premiere functions.

[@MickySarge]

Inspirational. Honestly, I really did enjoy this. Thanks for breaking down your process!

[@Michniko]

Couldn't be happier that this was in my recommended, your tweets make my day.

[@YamnayaSintash]

By far the tallest Bart I have encountered.

[@Adam_Tilbrook]

You sir are an absolute comedic genius. Society needs to have a Nobel Prize for Comedy.

[@inder11111]

For a long time i had been wondering how is a video like this made and you answered it in yours. Kudos!

[@NPCarlsson]

This is really good and informative. I feel like you covered very simple techniques that a lot of people tend to overlook and made them really easy to understand. Great work!

[@theonewhoknocks4414]

Hey dude

[@Shadenxox6]

Jokes aside this was actually a really good tutorial, subbed

[@padredelaverde]

Dude. Almost everyone has said it but, fucking well done. One of the best editing videos I've ever seen. I want to make my own video now.

[@ObsidianHunter99]

I love the breakdown of how you do it, thank you for suffering through so many of those lectures for us 💀

[@YourRulerKingDedede]

He sounds like an American “lesson in meme culture”

[@frogturtle]

I believe we are in the midst of a poop renaissance. Recent years of goofy lectures and debates have opened the floodgates for skilled poopsters such as yourself to capitalize on a treasure trove of content. We have come a long way since the old days of Kajetokun. Thank you for this invaluable contribution to the YTP audience.

[@snoopdoggthecertifiedg6777]

You think this lecture is goofy?

[@purp4168]

​@@snoopdoggthecertifiedg6777The comment means Peterson's lectures or others

[@SomeIdiota]

It's definitely a craft and I love to see someone taking ridiculousness seriously. Some of the best editing I have ever witnessed did not originate in Hollywood, but in someone's bedroom, all because they wanted to add a lot of flair to making it seem like an unassuming public figure was an enthusiast of poop and pee.

[@JordyShortRibs]

Transcribing first is a great hack will definitely add that to repotoire ! Great video dude! really makes ya realise the craftsmanship in pooping

[@ContinuumSpanner]

Makes you appreciate just how much effort goes into some of the higher quality poops...

[@jon1913]

I don't think I've ever complimented an AIDS joke before but it was so funny I nearly shot tea out of my nose.

[@gummiewormproduction]

Thanks for making this. I have only edited one in the past, and your way is much more efficient. Thanks for sharing!

[@zp944]

Wow, back in my day, I would listen to episodes in the background while doing something else. If there was a sentence that tickled my brain, I'd jot down the episode number, time stamp, and a few ideas. Then when I wanted to make the video, I'd repeat the process. I'd listen to the episode in the background, keeping the audio clip I already identified in mind, and letting my brain automatically "match" it to every word the same character says during the show. This all went on in the back of my mind, unconsciously. When something clicked, I'd write down the time stamp. During the search and find process, I'd catch other possibilities. I'd write those down in a separate section, and add that to my brain's listening list. The process to turn 25 minutes of source content into 3-5 minutes of back to back frankenbiting would take me about 7-9 hours, depending on if it was live action or animated. Your technique here opens up a whole new world of possibilities that promises to reduce that time down to a quarter, or less. If I had a tool that allowed me to search the audio track for sounds I needed, I could have made several videos a day, rather than one or two a week. I really like this new (to me) technique, and I think it would be very, very useful for using audio from multiple different sources to create a singular, unique final product with it's own original storyline. But my style was always to take one episode, maintain the continuity of the original storyline as much as possible, but wildly modify the dialog such that the beginning, middle and end are dramatically different. But still cohesive, and relatable to the original source. Just on another layer. I stopped making poops around 2014 when all my stuff got dmca'd and I almost lost my account. Haven't touched premiere since. But I may just get back into it again, because of your video. Although I do think my old school technique was essential to my style. Listening to the same source over and over and over gave me an intimate knowledge of the scene changes, the dialog, and the overall flow. I would go back and edit jokes 2-3 times, as my brain put together different possibilities. As the project grew longer, the characters and story I was "creating" also evolved, and I would need to go back and replace dialog with other clips that sounded more natural to them as a character, not just their voice. I feel like I would lose that if I was just searching for clips that fit together to say the first thing I thought of. It would come across as choppy, inorganic, and "fake." But I'm definitely interested in learning more and trying it out

[@nxone9903]

I never thought I'd learn that muxh about comedy from a ytp creation process video. Awesome! Glad I subbed.

[@TheOpacue]

"and what happened? Aids........." 🤣

[@springforce]

Absolutely incredible. And it takes a lot of hard work. I hope they pay you. Also, we need the Dark Knight soundtrack. I think it would work extremely well lol.

[@AlexchidFlash]

Back in 2014 when I was first watching youtube poops I always wondered how people were so good at sentence mixing, and now I know one of the ways! Thanks so much for showing your method :)

[@pyropulseIXXI]

I always knew this took lots of time but damn… I respect people that can do this

[@georgekostaras]

Thanks for shining light on the process.

[@pureo_nikku]

Thank you for your effort and for showing an inside look at it too :)

[@DMMDestroyer]

Having a best friend that does these on his channel, a lot of what you spoke of has been discussed in the past. You have a good mind for it and the explanation shows.

[@willieb.hardigan6402]

Very cool of you to post this. Thank you!

[@ToddReuterOutdoors]

Wow. This makes me appreciate the YTP community that much more, knowing the dedication and effort that goes into each poop. Much respect!

[@rootfelixfake6716]

I've always had an issue with premiere since I use vegas and I'm used to just drag audio clips into each other to create crossfades to make them sound more natural, and this is something you can't do in premiere so this is a really helpful tutorial

[@fnord3125]

now i just need to learn to be tall

[@sergnio]

This is badass!! Thanks for sharing this with the world. I don't really watch KZbin poops very often, but this was super informative and interesting ❤️

[@ObscureStuff420]

This is a pretty good Premiere tutorial, quick and to the point. If you get tired of YTP you could probably do some good Premiere videos. Or YTP of people who do them 😄

[@Epinardscaramel]

Wow, that transcription tool looks amazingly useful!

[@meteorhero526]

My god. You do a service to your fellow human. Wonderful editing fixes

[@BadJ63]

Fantastic. Thank you so much for elaborating on your processes, not many creators do this and now I can make scathing Australian political satire!

[@angelofdestruction8914]

I used to do this kind of stuff on my xbox and playstation to showcase bossfights and other feats. This is also reminds me of a music arranger i have on my synthesizer. You record a bit and save it and place it anywhere on your music track

[@ivers1001]

First time on the channel and you earned my sub. Very, VERY well met kind creator

[@kipsterlah]

just thank you. i rate this as a high level skill which is know available to the plebs thanks to a nobleman like you.

[@mayonnnnnaise]

I just decided today that I wanted make videos like this, and this hit my algo. This is great, thanks for the tutorial.

[@ECGProductions092]

How did someone make dumb meme culture sound so artful

[@majid7925]

Thank you for the tips i wont be using it but its fun to watch and appreciate how much work you put into it!

[@BittaThisBittaThat]

Setting single button hotkeys for add edit, cut, copy and paste as well as commonly used effects such as video and audio crossfades saves an immense amount of mouse movement and time. I have mine set up all in close proximity on my left hand keyboard keys so save time on these movements even further. x - add edit c - cut v - paste 5 - add video cross 6 - add audio cross u - unlink/relink video and audio

[@amduil8168]

The lesson here is, as hard and time consuming as it is to make YTP's, the hardest part is actually sitting through an entire Jordan Peterson lecture.

[@xCrossBite]

Blessing us with the process. Thank you!

[@McDonaldsCalifornia]

Truly inspiring. I am gonna try this as my first foray into editing i think

[@manuelb.703]

Pure gold. This is a basic signature for any pooper 😊

[@NeverHappened]

Lol thanks for making this vid. I always find it so hard to distort podcasts, lectures, etc. because it takes so fucking long.

[@ohlosha]

this is a video i never knew i needed

[@butter_nut1817]

Now this is peak meta meme

[@Iumine]

thank you lord bart

[@Serennekin]

today i learned that premiere has a transcript feature that shows you all words said and when. wow. all this time i thought people were just watching hundreds of hours of content just to find the right word to make a meme. Thank you, sir, for breaking down this process 🙏

[@dreamisover9813]

Nice video, appreciated! Really insightful and to the point

[@50629]

Instantly subbed. Thank you for your hard work 🫡

[@Spiral.Dynamics]

This channel is now my new obsession. (I subscribed during the video to boost the algorithm) ✌️❤️

[@daikucoffee5316]

I love your stoic voice and process mixed with the ridiculous topic.

[@mere_serendipity8275]

This is *the best* premiere tutorial I've ever seen Sincerely, thank you

[@vmx200]

This is the best Adobe premiere tutorial I have seen on the internets

[@looy._.]

Amazing breakdown

[@mjpapa]

Subscribed just for this. Good stuff!

[@EvanNee]

here's your crown, king 👑

[@7Link7]

WHY ARE WE NOT FUNDING THIS????!