How I Met Chris Pratt

The new Jurassic World movie just dropped and it reminded me that I never shared the story of how I met Chris Pratt at the premiere of the last movie.
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[@itsGuy]

There are no known photos of Chris Pratt and Swoozie together... To this day... :'(

[@nickynicky009]

Tis' a tradegy, fine sir.

[@Nellerkillerstrains]

:(

[@eunicesmith1257]

bro how u get pinned even tho its 2 years laters

[@hellrider7s922]

@@eunicesmith1257 cuz it's a tragedy

[@jmgamer1019]

Tsk tsk tsk

[@Joooooeeeeee3]

If Chris Pratt doesn’t take Swozie up on his offer, there’s something wrong with him.

[@gogetajr5429]

Sophie H he’s sick!

[@averysavory7409]

Sophie H there is nothing wrong with my love XD

[@Joooooeeeeee3]

Cindy chan {Neko • Cute • Demon} It was a joke

[@Joooooeeeeee3]

c probably

[@averysavory7409]

Sophie H I know >_>

[@mcs_drinkwater]

Chris Prat should have asked for a picture with Swoozie.

[@knuckletown9333]

Mr. KZbin true

[@noelmiguel3882]

FR tho

[@wutyouwant6549]

Llama Lad uh ya

[@spyderj3756]

FACTS!!!

[@dennisbarzanoff9025]

Course

[@Jaylen_B]

“ mission failed, we’ll get em next time”.

[@pgforzaaa]

Litt Ramen lmao

[@spoon5591]

Chris better see this Edit: that’s a lot of likes!

[@zayscovers8813]

Spencer Haynes yo, we have the same last name

[@zeislion2723]

isayah haynes Lmao

[@VlogGrrr]

Blow up his twitter! Go! 😂😂💪🏽💕

[@ayomajey7383]

We gotta blow up his Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, Snapchat...all of it

[@pastrymei]

Spencer Haynes yesss wtf

[@domdidaxx8017]

A moment of silence please for our fallen brother...

[@willoftruth4331]

Fr

[@aiyanna-carmel4718]

Domdidaxx pooo

[@davidm8444]

Press F to pay respect

[@journeyf1064]

Right as I read that ,the violin players from Titanic started playing music😂😂

[@tris7232]

Journey Foster SAME

[@strawbrrina]

If he put his arm around me, I woulda just snapped that picture.

[@zatrat5696]

saabrrinau dmskbdms

[@mabelpines3262]

Who wouldn't

[@yosef66127]

That's illegal

[@Obi-Wan_Kenobi]

For shame Chris Pratt, for shame.

[@toddrobbins2997]

H E L L O T H E R E

[@adam.maqavoy]

#disneygotyourmonopoly

[@pitchyhickle4405]

This is not the comment your looking for. Scroll Along Scroll Along

[@moodylad2033]

*WELL HELLO THERE!*

[@whole_wheat_soup9321]

@@toddrobbins2997 G E N E R A L K E N O B I

[@COJ.Island]

"Let's go upstairs and -party- paaaahtty" 😂😂😂

[@nani-chanlovessans9496]

Lol

[@lightbombs]

haha really got me on the floor laughing!!!! XXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD..

[@wcrdz]

No. Yes

[@yessir7998]

Raindrop droptop

[@eddiechaney2532]

YES

[@izzy1221]

We should all just tweet this vid at him. Make Swoozie’s dream come true! *The bromance of this century.*

[@limeblossom5219]

yes

[@zoeybird17]

AGREED^^

[@romano5785]

lets do this

[@gogetajr5429]

Yep

[@mrshmuga9]

Don't bug him, it'll likely annoy him more than anything else.

[@Devontae7894]

He literally took time to put his arm around u and let's enjoy the party instead of just taking the picture

[@Biracialcookie]

Feel like this makes chris look like a bad guy but he is not

[@JillianWeathington09]

Momma Cardiac sure about that...

[@watermelon2087]

@@Biracialcookie He’s actually been proven to be homophobic sooooo

[@TheDJYosh]

@@moonwaffle1460 The church Chris Pratt goes to is known as the Hillsong Megachurch. It's basically a Christian Church for rich people in LA that got it's start in Australia. They've been known to actively encourage their members to vote against issues such as gay marriage (in 2017 this was an active battle in Australia) and Chris Pratt has gone to bat for them insisting they aren't anti-lgbt.

[@Virtual_FPS]

Racist homophobic simp confirmed?

[@vivixio2737]

Lol Chris legit said no cuz swoozie wasn't an attractive girl. Kind of upsetting but like... whatever. Not surprised.

[@keneo.7627]

#whiteKnight

[@bladeefan9830]

Isnt that a little sexist Mr.Pratt got some explaining to do

[@lethaldarkness115]

@@bladeefan9830 it is. Although, he may have been tired.

[@sharonsangel2]

He’s an asshole so it’s not surprising..

[@mike2207]

@@lethaldarkness115 Even if that was true it was wrong to hype up a fan for a picture(which literally takes 5 seconds) only to change your mind.

[@KiyoshiKing]

PLOT TWIST, Chris Pratt knew who you were and he just wanted you to make a video about this. 😂

[@andrewmartinsharples]

Mistah Pokey would have been fantastic

[@gonster9262]

Ahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahhahaahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhaahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha

[@albalry]

Facts

[@iamangelo1324]

First he helped Thanos get away, now this?

[@BN-xo3hp]

*KZbin* *WHY* 👏 *DIDN'T* 👏 *I* 👏 *GET* 👏 *NOTIFIED?!* 👏

[@starfrxit889]

Same

[@cackling]

Same

[@moltium_1215]

Also same

[@fishboots6913]

chill huey

[@Overdrive_Rep]

I Subbed

[@rigidpixil]

Yo Chris, DO YOU EVEN K NO, WHO YOU JUST DENIED A PICTORE WITH!? Forget SWooZie feeding his Instagram, Chris Pratt would have been the one who is feeding his Instagram with pictures of him and SWooZie

[@thefuzzypineapple]

Exactly. Played himself 💁

[@Truthe]

See ya later guys I'ma go watch *"Jurassic Pork"*

[@epic1392]

Don't let this distract you from the fact that Earl Sweatshirt hasn't put out anything yet.

[@theterarrianist2270]

Someone told me that's a real thing

[@seanwallin9698]

Koco lol

[@taeseobie]

Me too peace

[@nevanpatel7888]

“You know what....let’s just..enjoy the rest of the party”. Rest in piece sWooZie

[@LoomGeek]

All that suspense and then nothing? My riot impulses are tingling Mr. Pratt!!

[@BiggarDrummer]

1:46 Can we just take a moment to appreciate Swoozie's attention to detail? Notice how the phone screens change with Pratt's face O.o

[@punkuin5208]

Cowboy Bebop waits for no man.

[@vianeyvasquez1713]

David Wyatt Well said!

[@crazyninjadud]

THANK YOU!!

[@Vydiastar]

David Wyatt amen to DAT bro

[@kuramayang1273]

Well it better learn real quick to wait because it is SHIT

[@plonzz]

One of the best anime I've ever seen

[@swoozie]

Senpai notice me!

[@pradiisloki9443]

sWooZie swooz da woop

[@Deusmachina]

You know what? Let's enjoy the rest of the evening.

[@0rlosteppy]

sWooZie top 10 anime betrayals

[@thekidgregor1595]

I feel bad for you😂

[@k.o.h8446]

sWooZie Your videos are so cool. 😂❤

[@ClemensAlive]

That's why I NEVER rejected a Selfie with a fan EVER... Doesnt matter if I was in baggy pants grocery shooping 3am, oder sweaty from a run... I never REALLY understood why anyone would like to take a selfie with me, but hey. Some folks drove like 10hours to a convention just to see me - it was crazy. How could I reject such loyalty?!

[@D1V1NC3]

No comments wow

[@luqmanm8105]

Who the fuck are you

[@safijivvaboi5081]

Luqman M he’s a youtuber.

[@pianoguy4949]

broootal warp bro😭

[@thedenns5116]

@broootal He's a German KZbinr, what's your problem?

[@feh_x3]

I’d be so embarrassed if that happened to me!

[@samickill9730]

why'd you be embarrassed, I'd be mad.

[@YennieFer]

"Man, I want to make my exes peanut butter and jelly."

[@aarontaft5862]

Yennie Fer Funny i was just scrolling thru the comments eating one right now

[@anderssondyke9919]

I love that quote!

[@crustybruh]

As I was reading this the video said it.

[@1jalade]

I'm your a 1000 like

[@naseemrazack7859]

Yennie Fer Never thought about that!!!!!!!😄

[@candiigurl7893]

*Let this be a lesson to never betray the anime.* Seriously though, legit one of the funniest videos you've recently uploaded. I was laughing throughout the whole thing.

[@bobjo579]

its a literally an anime betrayal

[@swoozie]

#Hermitlife has NEVER done me wrong! U rite!

[@qasim1577]

True *ANIME* *FOREVER*

[@candiigurl7893]

Hey Swoozie, thanks for the heart and the reply! Keep doing what you're doing. 👌

[@maxxcreese9911]

You betray the anime....

[@averagegamedeveloper7900]

Chris Pratt: *See's Swoozie again* Also Chris Pratt: Ah shit here we go agian

[@brookeschwartz8470]

Half of my pity goes to Adande for not getting the picture and the other half goes to Chris for having to take pictures whenever he shows his face. RIP

[@kevinistrash3872]

Meeting chris pratt is cool but, have you ever met swoozie, I think that's better

[@ShadowLyrics-xj4zt]

Trash Animations 45 like

[@viktorayy]

yo that's like the best swoozie is mad chill

[@magicgoose3249]

Trash Animations hell yeah its better

[@Mo-fx2kh]

idk swoozie kinda seems a little “animated” to me....... Just sayin🤷🏾‍♂️

[@oneklassic]

Right?!?!

[@ericsong5155]

Chris did SwooZie dirty damnnnnnn

[@henryboy3656]

Rip

[@henryboy3656]

Rip

[@KicksPunch]

I ain't like CP no more after this

[@Chris-jw8vm]

@@KicksPunch Hello I'm Chris Hanson. Please take a seat over here...

[@jeremiahs9408]

Not a only did he ruin avengers infinite war, but now he rejecting my boy swooz. Its gona be on site 👀👊🏾😂

[@bowieheaton8483]

Oof that even hurt me when Chris Pratt declined your pic and one of my frands declined a hug from me today........

[@tyffaneelavely8087]

some friend :/

[@bunnyhopkins3553]

@@tyffaneelavely8087 right🤦

[@mallorypark6260]

this is so sad. Alexa play that violin song from titanic

[@loganbrown5817]

Mallory Park *Despacito 9

[@Aaroncy]

This is so sad. Can we hit %)

[@ram61504]

I hope Chris sees this

[@oneklassic]

Real talk, let's make sure this gets trending so he does

[@ruizy9140]

Fr everyone share this

[@ram61504]

oneklassic fr tho

[@demonx2185]

I liked all photos so he would 😅

[@rizemag7773]

I got a picture with Chris Pratt too.someone in my family works for marvel I’m not giving out names but I got to see the premiere and The movie before the movie came out and got a autograph and picture he’s a nice dude man

[@TripleSixxxRonin]

Always gatta be catious tho, good actors

[@tylerdenny5259]

Yo swooz thanks bro yeah your advice and stories helped me get through a lot of shit this past year and you have a turn my life around just wanna let you know I appreciate you

[@SamanthaStudios]

Get Chris Pratt to see this! 😂

[@LyricalGenes]

*Storytellin' always on point!* ✌

[@viktorayy]

He's the progenitor of Story Time Animatics / Animators yo

[@cheemsboger3349]

LyricalGenes n

[@hezekiahhill8974]

LyricalGenes love you love you Susie I know it's spelled wrong don't be complacent

[@razorwing360]

viktorayy :D 【animated】 isn’t that Domics?

[@OGMarkuss]

3:10 *funniest sheit ever*

[@Luc9ky8]

I just watched so many of your videos in the last 2 days. I don‘t know how I found the first one... but I love it!

[@cbsas.3772]

I love how his characters talk like Canadian people from South Park🤣

[@communistskeletonpiss]

Cbsas. 37 Canadian Pratt

[@rafaelquiroz2742]

I believed you mean south pork

[@eboigbithefirst]

Cbsas. 37 exactly

[@christianjames6256]

Chris Pratt took the L. How can you not want a picture with the almighty sWooZie?! 🤦🏾‍♂️

[@swoozie]

*hair flick emoji

[@christianjames6256]

sWooZie 😱 you replied! Bro, you just made my day! 😃😃

[@elissanoles9205]

Your videos make the sun in the rain seriously though it is raining - Love u sWooZie

[@classicalmusicmelodies-18t60]

Dis was a SAD SAD case

[@rickjazzyroll]

SWooZie is a celebrity I knew it

[@ryanputzu3851]

Savage Jazz OMG JAZZ I LOVE DWAYNE AND JAZZ REACT TO THIS PLEASEEEEE

[@mahrukh1299]

100th like!

[@skrillz_14th]

Savage Jazz Well... He has 6mil+ subs sooooooo

[@hiqpandorasbox9970]

SMH i saw u on osn

[@ashtro1763]

I watched your videos before this lel

[@MichaelJaeYT]

This is going to be #1 on Trending Im calling it now

[@keiracarter]

Yup

[@gracedick1110]

110%

[@bonejones8344]

Nope

[@cameronmarshall6723]

Michael Jae bet

[@mikaylajoiii]

Michael Jae I hope he sees this 😂

[@xxcorrupted_mangosxx5100]

Pratt really put his arm around swoozie then instead of taking the picture just said “let’s just enjoy the party”

[@Redtrilobite2]

@sWooZie, just found this channel about a week ago from a recommended KZbin video, and I am glad I did. I really enjoy the content. Keep up the amazing vids!

[@djflapjack4744]

Top 10 Anime Betrayals 💔😭

[@Bluetopazbeast]

3:08 I can feel the pain all the way from NC

[@monet.t.t]

BlueTopazBeast I’m in NC toooo

[@chasedavis4061]

SAME

[@ashleysmith8505]

Me too

[@carolinewall3678]

Me too

[@chichi-yy3hd]

In nc too 🤙🏾

[@max.cr33p]

Peter Quill let thanos win!!

[@crappierpool1126]

The brotha of tha legend

[@stevenmarte3117]

“Ah ah ah You didn’t say the magic word” 😂😂 I love JP

[@candiigurl7893]

3:09 They played you a sad song on the world's smallest violins.

[@viktorayy]

Where's Mr. Krabs?

[@skrillz_14th]

viktorayy :D 【animated】 I was just about to say that

[@KickingItWithCamson]

Chris Pratt makes YT video: How I Met Swoozie

[@marlenejohnson9534]

Dude!!! I've bin watching some of your videos and bro you got a sad life bro dont get me wrong mines pretty bad too but, I'll just leave at that I'm speachless and your sad moments got me thinking bout my sad moments and now I'm sad

[@sarakhalid1681]

Swoozy fainally I got to comment I watched all of ur vids and u reminded me of my best teacher that died he looked just like you RIP😭

[@tamagoswirl]

F to pay respects

[@chrismason1530]

Reioki f

[@isaacthegoodguy5765]

Reioki Noice

[@jengam03]

Reioki F

[@ohheyy8755]

Reioki F

[@pinheadlarry8859]

F

[@martinzukowski8602]

dang it chris pratt we almost got the infinity gauntlet from thanos but YOU MESSED IT UP!!! I know ur reading this chris

[@webstermakwati6054]

Nope

[@youngbrotheraustin4349]

Really cool and funny video!! Can’t wait till the next vid swooz!!

[@emotionalrainbows4590]

Thx swoozie………Now I hate Chris Pratt 💖 But you can have a picture with me ? 😂 Edit: I have 3 likezzz!💖

[@wp6192]

That’s just out of this -Jurassic- World.

[@viktorayy]

Whoa dad puns. I appreciate it.

[@lolagw1842]

Yes please but no thanks

[@hamishtaylor132]

Fuck you

[@ruoye5014]

Chris Pratt is such a star 🌟 lord

[@Funnydoc]

How you do the line thing?

[@asvpfern]

The Titanic violins really hit the feels

[@carolinemakunike1566]

fern yoooo🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@UndisputedKingGB]

Excellent video today Swoozie. I hope you have a fantastic day, night, & evening. Stay cool, stay awesome, stay swag, stay unstoppable, stay incredible, stay popular, stay great, keep having fun, keep being the best KZbinr, & stay strong Swoozie. Keep up the good work. Enjoy your Thursday👑☺️👍🙏🏆

[@jamesbx2222]

1 Millionth Viewer!! YES! Finally & on a Swooz video too! We Stuntin' yo 😎

[@primariamunicipiuluidej]

Jurassic Pork is my favourite pork

[@floweredowl5906]

Hexa Coyerrr Rd x.

[@amandaocampo1651]

.o. dat profile pic dough.... I've seen dat one before but I can't put me finger on it

[@hxngjxxngz]

LMAO

[@user23720]

What do call a pig in the jurrasic park movie......JURASSIC PORK

[@Clarityandwisdom33]

Fav comment 😂

[@CKTDanny]

Fully expecting a collab with CP any time now

[@JSPRshots]

SDG Danny dude he doesn't even reply to people on his Twitter I doubt he will take this offer up. Plus he is probably a busy guy.

[@kinnarajewel1255]

JSPR shots ya

[@abdullahclark9537]

woooosh

[@kaneezrizvi2547]

Can you please make more videos!! I really enjoy them !!

[@alekseyshcheglyuk3830]

Best story teller on the Tube!!!

[@MarioMunoz]

Pratt did him dirty

[@llarry2009]

Ya know.. Lets just... *eNjOy ThE rEsT oF tHe PaRtY..*

[@333angeleyes]

Ha! The power of a beautiful woman

[@Gaiwen_Li]

Gabri'el Alexander Chris pat don’t even like taking pics

[@josem7402]

Bruh swoozie can make a video of watching paint dry and it would be one of the funniest videos I’ve ever seen 😂

[@tj9959]

Zay M so im standing there and the paint be drying and all of a sudden it dry’s

[@jesseadams2191]

Zay Flacko you made me like the video Thankyou

[@jkfirelord2976]

Yea this man jus has the passion in his words

[@duanefogle5942]

I AM GROOT

[@danielchewning767]

So am I

[@court.n3t]

Also I am

[@ddubs______]

EXACTLY I completely agree

[@kcufcheer7876]

We are Groot

[@odeer170]

YOU ARE OMG I LOVE YOU

[@ronnyt7433]

I like how swoozie really exaggerates his stories to make them more interesting

[@CaptainAries98]

nicely done bro...wish ya nutin but the best sWooZie! :)

[@PrincessRiners]

OMGGGGGGggggggg hahahahah the pain omg. i hope he realizes how much he broke your heart awww. :(

[@smileyy777]

PrincessRiners haha nahh celebrities can't take pics with everyone. Swoozie knows that

[@RisingJay]

he broke many hearts as star-lord too lol

[@thatoneguy5432]

Omg I feel your pain 😂

[@danielwoods3140]

Just earned a new subscriber! Keep it up bro!

[@frazierhayward1906]

Chris pratt is my fav actor I love swoozie vid

[@InfamousSwoosh]

I was at vidcon, swoozie, and me and my two boys were at CVS and one of them dropped something, so my other friend goes to help him and I walk ahead, and friggin Casey niestat was right in front of them when they picked up the thing they dropped. They got a picture, and they told me “BRO, Casey neistat is here!!” So I walk around the store, and the dude just dipped. He was gone. Sad times man, sad times. It was a bad night lol

[@waeetm3684]

Infamous Swoosh your video the bus ride is kool

[@supremespeedster8426]

Huh i thought you would have the youtube verified checkmark

[@beefstrew]

Infamous Swoosh :0 SWOOSH

[@bayvu3169]

Omg swoosh

[@F1ll1nTh3Blanks]

Infamous Swoosh I just subbed. Gunna watch your vids next. 😏😂

[@57_a_sarthak22]

I lost it when he started singing titanic violin quality content dude

[@anglol]

Def quality

[@thearbiter7958]

i watched the movie the day it came out it was amazing!

[@KINGSAVAGE-oj8lp]

Just found ur channel n its badass bro. Ur funny af! I just binge watched about 40 vids lol

[@not_cheesecake]

*JURRASIC PORK* 2:29

[@varinderjeetkaur8562]

THE BOSSIEST BOSS2 LIVESTREAMS lol

[@hannahnolan9405]

THE BOSSIEST BOSS2 LIVESTREAMS Porks and Receation

[@hailedspace25]

*How I Met The Guy Responsible For Killing Half The Universe* *

[@swoozie]

I was SO tempted to address that but fought the urge. If I meet him again, pls believe I will let him hear it for BOTH of us!

[@Z0niC101]

HailedSpace25 OMFG IM DIEING

[@jmalik8]

Lol I want to tell him that 😅

[@chrishpilapil1616]

TRUE

[@Dredashon7502]

Mr. Swoozie I don’t feel so good

[@mrwoody1413]

My grandma is a half owner of this restaurant chain here in Utah, and Chris, for some reason, ended up at the restaurant that my grandma’s partner runs and she got a selfie with him about a year or so ago and we were all so jealous because everyone in my family loves him. I heard that he was super cool and nice when my grandma’s partner asked for a pic. It was super shocking that he came to our restaurant because it’s a pretty small business, there is only 3 restaurants and it’s in northern Utah so it was super shocking to have an A List celebrity come in to eat. I wish I would have been able to meet him, he’s one of my favorite actors. If only he would have come to the the location I worked at....

[@adoriwala9175]

I got the google teacher ad that by far my favorites ad so I never skip it

[@kodathedreamer]

Literally my original animation inspiration bro. Never change swoozie. Never change man ur affecting so many lives bro

[@ChillWil]

How I met *_Crisp Ratt_*

[@Chazahc18]

Chill Wil LOL😂

[@spaceghostflame3500]

👌

[@aj6338]

More like Mouserat

[@mcstarrrrr]

Omg I’m dying of laughter...

[@smileyy777]

Whoa

[@jewelz_experimental]

Swoozie, bro. I loaded you in the Transformers ride! You're group was one of the most competent group I've ever loaded. Got my car out so fast, I felt so proud! 👏🏼👏🏼 Pull on the lap bar! 🙌🏼 #ush #hhn

[@sanyacompton7129]

Currently on a Swoozie marathon, if this is the ka-real rep of Swoozie... im high key in love. Just sayan.

[@leosundsfjord]

#GivesWooZieHisPictureChrisPratt

[@joh.6288]

Leo Sundsfjord Who’s Swoizie?

[@leosundsfjord]

JPhoenix_ 10 fixed it

[@jaddbo8230]

#GivesWooZieHisPictureChrisPratt

[@elferson]

Leo Sundsfjord forgot the comma

[@ChillWil]

How I Met *_Crisp Ratt_*

[@beanlayers2272]

Chill Wil I was gonna comment that arg.

[@ermehgerd4374]

Chill Wil most underrated comment 😭😭

[@esky3766]

Stolen

[@Mrbadassovrhere]

Legend has it, sWooZie still waiting for the picture.

[@mauriceschannel1945]

One time our school was playing the school that Kobe’s daughter was on the other team and Kobe’s agent said he ain’t gonna come and so legit no one showed up and then he came and I got to sit 5 feet away from Kobe. (He has bodyguards) after the game I got a selfie with him

[@DepressionTalks1]

Dang... so close!! This pic will happen!

[@karimabizeid]

“I wanted to make my exes pp&jelly” literally what everyone thinks of when they break up and get a new relationship

[@charlesgolden2061]

karim abi zeid pb

[@janesproule9476]

Oh my God beautiful solo on the violin

[@nathanguzman2162]

Ohhh almost a month swoozie up load

[@Awesomemay]

I guess the saying is true *Senpais have Senpais too*

[@RisingJay]

James was right

[@dawit3000]

Awesomemay YEP

[@gogetajr5429]

Lmao

[@kazimations]

*too

[@kazimations]

XbridDMT *liars