How I met Kim Kardashian

[@angelicatorres3641]

"She has a think for black guys" Now looking here she's married to Kanye

[@niamhmckeown2561]

omg YES!!!

[@brunomull123]

There divorced tho

[@yaragreen8795]

+Bruno mull123 no :v

[@niamhmckeown2561]

+Yara Green there most likley to

[@orangepop9507]

yup

[@tigranmamikonyan5124]

If things changed, shoes wouldn't be called "Yeezys", they would be called "Swoozies" 😂

[@Barabbas-q7l]

" swoozie boost"

[@Andrew-kj3jl]

The deal would probably be with nike

[@pbrspacestation4548]

UNDERRATED

[@RhyperiorRanger]

Swoozie would probably have better looking shoes tbh

[@swoozie]

I'm glad you guys are catching the little things in the vlogs-- I think you guys are ready for level 2! dun dun dunnnnnnn!!!

[@stamkaly]

How come I made the first like on your comment? 13 years later?!?

[@cheesecakelasagna]

That Zelda part really actually made me respect Kim more.

[@kayliejohnson3018]

:)

[@mrm64]

Swoozie....Oh my goodness man....what the HECK.......I am SPEECHLESS.....

[@mrm64]

Timothy Roseborough Jr ;D YUP!!!

[@mrm64]

Vimal Joseph Yes siiir! ;)

[@shingrandfather]

Imagine if swoozie was in Kanye's place right now

[@shelbykennedy1650]

I was thinking this the whole time

[@AtronicGamerTOM]

What, stone broke?

[@danisaa1720]

Damn

[@intellectualidiot1719]

thats not surprising if that happened considering now

[@butteroperator4980]

Divorced?

[@aglovepug4250]

Looking for Kim's comment... Looking for Kim's comment...

[@dragonant945]

AGLovePug i am still searching

[@sydneyvangoethem9500]

AGLovePug did you find it yet??

[@Luna-sn3op]

Sameee

[@its_reign_playz1186]

Me too 😂

[@mystic7244]

That is something we may not see

[@alexcarter7652]

E'rybody talkin' 'bout how old this vid is, ain't nobody talkin' 'bout how THIS PLAYA GOT STARED DOWN BY KIM KARDASHIAN. Like he don' jus' get da interview, he get da look like DAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM son!

[@lukasv8160]

Alex Carter your comment is very unfortunate

[@Manny_619]

Lukas V ikr

[@Vnatnme]

Had a stroke trying to read this

[@k1ngpug966]

English please

[@roserose109]

@@k1ngpug966 stfu please

[@Lily-br9yt]

"The new 3G iPhone?" I'm dead lol I remember how that was the shit

[@veryfancysavior7265]

Wasn't the iPhone invented in 2010 ?

[@Drugstore2Luxury]

+Saleh ALShami no 2007

[@NamjoonsWifi]

The iPad was iPhone was 2007

[@samm-]

And now is the Iphone 7 lol

[@gracegrace9555]

Quad Wings Now its iPhone X

[@CoolSkeleton-lv1wn]

"I can't believe I just saw Kim Kardashian!" "GOOD FER YOUU"

[@YaRaY0y0]

Violet Ahahahaha, ur quoting Pewds XD

[@goatcheese]

Yes just, yes.

[@melkiitee]

OMG THE PEWDIEPIE REFERENCE XD

[@moonthewolfgamer5714]

Violet EVERYONE SAY "GOOD FER YOU" XD AND SEE HOW MUCH PPL THAT WACHT PEWDS AND WACHT THIS ( srry caps was broken )

[@goatcheese]

JoxyTheMoonWolfPup Possessed GEWD FER YEWWW

[@chiefchuck3897]

Kim: woah, you have an iPhone 3G? OMG PLS GO OUT WITH ME! :D Now: you have an iPhone 3G? This relationship is over

[@mayomenace2636]

These old videos, especially the animation one get me everytime, love you're animation style it just fits you so well.

[@isthisloss7888]

IF KANYE sees this... Damn Swoozie, your goin to hospital

[@devenpitts1159]

Swoozie would beat Kanyes ass.

[@itclientservices]

+Deven Pitts True.

[@nogimaa]

+MJD7 Gaming damn dude he be in the hospital for a year!!

[@isthisloss7888]

***** looooooooooooooooooool hahahahahahaha so true

[@AldoHernandez-bu2kb]

KANYE CANNOT FIGHT

[@RebelliousGaming247]

You did the right thing bro, so don't feel bad about what decision you made. Keep up the good work. ~ Shadow

[@jkl7696]

I just watched this video in 2015 and it was 2008

[@natedavid3873]

Nobody cares

[@JacquesWS]

+Nate J clearly you care enough to reply.

[@lenkagamine5002]

+Jack Savage OHHHHHH BOOM BURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@s.liebigg4014]

same..

[@pinkpony3204]

Yass

[@alicewalker2720]

'The new 3G iPhone' 😂😂😂

[@Taken_Alpha]

Alice Walker that genuinely was a big deal back then lol

[@Vnatnme]

Ok but the myspace.com/adande at the end??

[@gucci8364]

Kim k is rated E for everyone if you know what I mean.

[@xdhhggg7991]

Actually waldo....r

[@emmaskeria317]

HOLY SHIT ITS WALDO

[@emmaskeria317]

GRAB THE TRANQUILIZER BEFORE HE RUNS BRING IN THE STEEL NETS DISECT HIM

[@xdhhggg7991]

Emma Skeria alright alright alright

[@puggle0742]

Where is he, I can't seem to see him anymore. *snaps neck*

[@JuanG2020]

Girl gamers are cool, but I hate it when guys are surprised that a girl is playing a videogame like CoD or BattleField. Girl gamers have been here since before the NES came out guys! I would know, my mom is a gamer!

[@legitname6687]

You know what's more annoying then that? A girl gamer who thinks being a girl is special. I never get surprised at a girl gamer my sisters played video games with me when I was a kid. But now all of a sudden girl gamers are coming out like "I'm a girl gamer and I'm special cuz I'm a girl who games" please don't think you're any different from a guy gamer thanks

[@JuanG2020]

Legit Name Thank you! I hate those people so much! I have 3 sisters who are gamers, and my mom too! But they done think they're special cause they are girls. First console was the SNES, and we all have been playing videogames since then!

[@syed2694]

Nymph Angeloid Yeah, I don't really like girl gamers because most of the time, they're like 100x better than everyone in the lobby and I just rage quit every time lol.

[@didooo2332]

Nymph Angeloid You know the first gaming console was not the SNES

[@JuanG2020]

Дидо Хростозов I meant the first one my family had.

[@lukazg5929]

Adande you know how she felt why would you say that... Like you know she was in an uncomfortable situation like you.....

[@killerash8726]

It was 2008

[@marsrobotic6940]

bro, it's a joke!!

[@lukazg5929]

Yeah... Looks like you don't get it...

[@Takko_]

+LUKAZ G nice avatar thingy, couldn't help but notice

[@lukazg5929]

+master of disaster Why thank you fellow killjoy :)

[@nintendocaprimoon63]

When I heard that Kim K. played the original LoZ on the NES, my chin dropped onto the floor, went through the earth, survived the core, went through the Indian Ocean into, space on the other side, through the infinite blackness of space, through a wormhole, and finally landed on the top of my head. That is the greatest news any guy could hear evar!!!

[@rooseveltlouissaint3252]

I calculated this, and if it went into the Indian Ocean, that means you live in Central America or South America. sorry inner nerd popped out

[@nintendocaprimoon63]

+Roosevelt Louissaint. I love your enthusiasm in this, but the Indian Ocean is actually on the opposite side of North America. I'm guessing you forgot to factor north and south into the equation.

[@lollsazz]

Oh, how right you were about her being into black guys! XD

[@amessenger5111]

Kim. Kardashian. Flirted. With. You.

[@mariahganaway8739]

With she flirted with alot of guys so

[@chickastley8805]

@@mariahganaway8739 I mean that's an accomplishment

[@nonamejohnson6065]

Am I only one Who came in the comments to see if Kim Kardashian commented anything

[@jmcfallpayne]

I did to buddy, I did too..

[@TheSkult]

Hahahah

[@shockwavemusic8772]

II did the same thing omg😂😂

[@emmabickford5674]

+Gavin Stokes did the same thing xD

[@loganmiller5194]

Me to

[@azizafarooqui2310]

I was 10 when he made this video :|

[@Cheddarrl]

Me too

[@moriahforbes7606]

I was 1

[@PoppinDan]

Alisha I was 9😂

[@baetaesuga1540]

I had just turned 8

[@alissar6916]

Alisha I was 4

[@starpower793]

LOOOOOOL swoozie i like your confidence! ROFFL

[@thecinnamonguy5127]

Swoozie dude lots of respect. But is there like a stick up there or something? I understand that you respected that kim was with someone. But that never stoped you from ever asking for a number or anything. Dude honestly she totally digged you is she gave you that smile. If kim doesn't see this in future or anytime youbetter get the secret agants over to you're house to have then get her private number off her or something

[@l00katdatRPG]

Um he said many times that she had a boyfriend. A football player none the less.

[@effyvoux]

You, sir, are a gentleman and a squire.

[@SamWamHam]

I heard manga and anime and my eyes went wide open

[@llamabomb9375]

0.000000000000

[@michaelmceneaney3361]

I did the same. The stereotypical wide eyes.

[@SamWamHam]

lol

[@brandondoan2272]

+Animelover 101 Lol Fucken weaboos.

[@SamWamHam]

+Sad Videos guy who? Me? If it is me then I do not get how that is being a weaboo? I am just intrigued every time I hear anime because it is practically the only thing I have. My life is messed up, but I like sine because it gives me. Anime is also why I want to be a manga artist.

[@LennyTheCableGuy]

3g iPhone? MySpace? You can tell this video is hella old

[@fishtankoala]

2008 bro

[@joanne4163]

Well damn, sWooZie could a been the next Kanye... Kim giving you the glare from television thinking "this could be us but you playing"

[@ZeldaCraft1500]

I love all the girls voices in these vids so funny :D

[@meow-sv7rc]

2016 anyone?

[@zeofx6742]

Yep

[@topsu8283]

me

[@tiaboxley9889]

yupp

[@birdeye1172]

No

[@roechevarria27]

+matthew kinler (birdeye11) you suck

[@swoozie]

LOL-- I actually do plan to give that very same necklace to one of you guys here very soon :)

[@yeukioryn]

Who's watching in 2015?

[@samuelthomson1858]

I wanna know what line he said to make Kim laugh, I NEED THESE LIFE HACKS SWOOZ

[@94JAVS]

Man, I don't know where you've been my whole live but I'm going to watch every fucking video because your narrative is the best

[@Jx2pose]

Who's watching in 2077 oh crap the nukes are DROPPING GET TO THE VAULT

[@dylan-be6jx]

hahah

[@rexiepoo7223]

Wow Fallout 4

[@Kriscuit_Bonkin]

Miguel Molina Ha!

[@callumdondo1800]

Miguel Molina Fuck off m8 I'm more into the future than you right now

[@jocelynantonia3796]

I'm more in the future than all you here Lol

[@KirstenRietveld]

Wow, all the comments of people that were 4 or 5 when he made this. why are there so many 11y/o here? I was 9 when this was made, lmao.

[@litgamerufc4469]

I was eight 😆

[@verybored1480]

I was 11 XD

[@lolawesome1084]

I was 2

[@mysteryman4515]

If they were 5 then they should be 12-13

[@mysteryman4515]

+LOL AWESOME10 Bruh you 10!

[@tonybologna9268]

Hey!! Have you guys heard about "Stacy's Mom"? Yea, apparently, She's Got It Going On

[@kiara7214]

it has been 9 years you have came soo far GOOD JOB

[@42rusted]

240p I see we meet again....

[@JuanG2020]

Holy shit, what if Swoozie started dating Kim Kardashian?!

[@arjansingh3066]

She's married REED

[@JuanG2020]

Arjan Lion I know she is married. I meant, what if Swoozie had got together with Kim?

[@CaitlynnMarie]

Arjan Lion dude listin. *WHAT IF*

[@seamusklingsporn938]

that would have been awesome

[@juliekyaw7424]

Who is watching this in 2016

[@victoriamensah2635]

me

[@sixx5043]

Who gives a fuck?

[@juliekyaw7424]

Frosty Coffee that's what I thought :D

[@TingleGames]

+Frosty Coffee you!

[@sixx5043]

No I rly don't

[@SoFlyOfficial]

7:30 bro, that picture omg, she is, I can't omg

[@MarcG347-13]

Who hates it when people say who's watching this in 2016?

[@idkanimations4236]

u

[@idkanimations4236]

@Shina _Marel

[@brettsmith5843]

anybody 2017?

[@kam6290]

BRICESMITH VLOGS Yea, me

[@christinamccoy8292]

BRICESMITH VLOGS me

[@brettsmith5843]

well go fuck yourself too bitch

[@mariamoutsias1634]

BRICESMITH VLOGS I'm watching in... 2397

[@swan0456]

Maria Moutsias bruh

[@lauren_monster913]

I WAS FOUR WHEN YOU MADE THIS 😂❤️

[@johnworland2046]

I was three

[@teaganshaeee]

Sameee

[@likeanub1996]

Wow, it's weird to think that youtube might be older than some of the people on this site.

[@tmmorrison]

SAME

[@annabelf6786]

same god

[@familycritchfield7376]

Celebs have a lot of bad days, and your a saint to be so understanding

[@0aux]

duuDe SHE WANTED YOUR NUMBERR

[@sasha14kelsee]

I think she wanted more than that...

[@kieranalexander3178]

the d

[@aela5521]

What I really want to know: who invented the "Like if your watching this in 2015!" What if every time some one posted that the inventor-er would get 10 bucks. They would be rolling in dough!! No, but really, who was the first person to say that????

[@GRG4s]

Me

[@antifredkingdom]

I remember it way back in 2010 when the decade changed, but idk

[@GRG4s]

meme

[@Double400]

+MinecraftGamingFan YT Clam down!

[@minecraftwololo]

Myspace? what pokemon is that ?

[@connieflynn7409]

Pokemon 14567#

[@minecraftwololo]

Connie Flynn Dammit my pokedex is not complete after all

[@9u99etmaster]

lol

[@ajsartcorner]

CEO of having good audio quality for over 10 years

[@shadowflower3233]

Damn Swoozie! He almost hooked up Kim K! 😉👏

[@crazyanimators5473]

I find it kind of hard to believe that Adande got hit on by Kim Kardashian. You could argue he has proof, but that could benearly any guys blurred head...

[@everyone_call_him_james878]

MySpace... Yea not a thing no more...

[@yomamas1559]

He made this at the time when MySpace was a thing......

[@nickyj2326]

2008 i was in middle school. myspace was a thing

[@everyone_call_him_james878]

That is why I said "No more"...

[@everyone_call_him_james878]

But yea it can be taken two ways...

[@MohanKumarPalanivel]

😭😠😞😂😃😈😐😴👲💏💂😊 😈

[@TanyaKlein29]

I can't believe no one has posted the interview anywhere. I really wanna see the live footage.

[@ssssa1nt]

Any 2017 PEOPLE?

[@bo_3bd246]

Santiago Velasquez nah

[@ssssa1nt]

Ninja Killer not yet :c

[@Luca-ly7vh]

Yeah boi

[@ssssa1nt]

Yep 2017! WOOOHHHH happy New Years!

[@mariamoutsias1634]

CANDY's VLOGS I'm watching in... 2397

[@kevinpuebla2037]

What if Kim responded to this video imagine what shell say

[@iamcookiethief]

Anyone that was 2 or 4 or 5 in 2008, still isn't old enough to be on the internet.

[@jeremiahdoss7557]

iamcookiethief 15 and 16 year olds aren’t old enough to be on the internet?

[@bread8286]

What if I was three?

[@meanieeheart4236]

is was 3 boiiii

[@vonntheesourapple291]

I was 3 when you made this video

[@jankharlan4626]

Me too

[@txndemsa1363]

Me too haha

[@katieslattery4612]

Me 2

[@vonntheesourapple291]

So this makes you 11 or12

[@TheWorldIsFlat]

It's so weird to realise Thatcher people who where 3 in 2008 are now almost teenagers damn.

[@Zôfiëmakeup]

I feel like this story was modified by your imagination swoozie

[@allroundlad]

Yet backed up with photographic proof? mkay

[@eniasejus9275]

Shut the fuck up ..😣😣😨😤😤 respect his video p

[@STM7878]

It’s all real

[@bloodfate9043]

Y’all are so toxic it’s a joke

[@notaidanz4004]

Why is dis on my recommendation 11 years later

[@inactivechannel7439]

oh mah gawd! i was 2 when u uploaded this XD

[@faizelswarts9127]

Who's watching in 2016

[@joiscott182]

Same day homie

[@AnxietyBroductions]

pen15

[@gertrudeeromosele9575]

yeah

[@roxannetania8188]

spy

[@P3ngu1no]

nope

[@Lilcasscass]

Kim Kardashian you must watch this video XD

[@Petrichorus-]

Maybe she already has? ...Or can't cause you know why :P

[@Lilcasscass]

Lol I know.

[@Petrichorus-]

Rya Patel Her boyfreind will get jealous and punch swoozie when he hires people to find him. All will be lost

[@LINKMASOfficial]

Lol

[@avag4981]

Imagine how kayne would feel 😂

[@banoop100]

if a girl plays cs go then u kno shes perfect

[@jasminezoe7686]

Learn to spell next time hon?

[@banoop100]

cs go is a game....... and if u cant understand what the phrase "u kno" means then u got other issues

[@topkeks4181]

banoop100 hey whats your steam name?

[@banoop100]

***** LOOOOOOOL that was good ahhhhhh thats like 90% of the game

[@Mercyless4good]

+banoop100 If she played cs 1.6 she's beyond perfection

[@axz647]

Your voice never changes

[@jesterlefae3940]

Wat I want to know is... Has anyone shared this to their brother who knows a guy, who knows a girl, who knows their cousin's bf had contacts within the celebrity world, who knows Kim K.?

[@helenajanuszki7428]

watching this in 2016

[@erynjefferson111]

Omg swoozie is just a ladies man, he attracts people...😐

[@DK-gl3ih]

What?

[@jessicaclayton6025]

Hi I'm Jessica and I just came across your channel. You're videos are really cool and you're like really cute and hilarious! Keep doing you. ☺️

[@cadenkirby2365]

like your watching this in 2015😅

[@theelliciashow6793]

2017 anyone?

[@faboiki9347]

yazzzz

[@JonathanGarcia-ep9yi]

Nah 2018

[@megan-815]

Anyone watching in September 2015? :)

[@dereecyb5863]

This was the first video I watched of yours.

[@tieflingcorpse9817]

am i the only one who thinks swoozie is cute?

[@anthonylittlenestb9177]

Are you a guy or a girl?

[@tieflingcorpse9817]

Anthony Little Nest guy

[@anthonylittlenestb9177]

No i think so too But its weird because im a guy too

[@tieflingcorpse9817]

Anthony Little Nest lol

[@udobybreak6393]

+michael frost Same, that doesn't mean I'm gay tho right... RIGHT?!! O_O

[@christianingmarkjlsvik7872]

Who is watching in 2008?

[@christianingmarkjlsvik7872]

+Aleesha Besaw it was a joke :(

[@fixedassets9061]

+Aleesha Besaw It was a joke -_-

[@thedank0r162]

+Christian Ingmar Kjølsvik youre 8 years late lol

[@josh-brawlstars2870]

Anybody from 2018?

[@karabeloleeuw5761]

Here

[@blackknightofgwyn6649]

Bruh.... I was 4 when you made this.... Still awesome

[@nikopetrov7560]

Dude if that happen to me i would let out my whole romance power, i would't care if she had a bf (no disrespect) but if she gave me that look like i was jucy steak, i would... pass out, if that happen to me i would get her number, i swear to god

[@Vampress09]

Tbh I still don't understand why Kim is famous haha.

[@alannaangstrom7768]

She's an actor, a business woman, and a model.

[@mehranheshami8307]

Vampireprincessica her dad was the Lawyer the american footballer OJ simpson in the murder scandel

[@chrisservos4772]

She made a porno and her daddy's rich.

[@lilysytsma6497]

Because Bruce/now Caitlin/ Jenner was an Olympic gold medalist making him a celebrity then who he married became famous and then when they had kids they also became known. so it all started with him

[@trippiebluee4403]

Cus she had a sextape with rayjay

[@peeswhitestuf4082]

I hope he hooks up wid Kim

[@missygrooms9948]

Max Arab 6 years...

[@MFNinjaOfSilence]

Kim is married to Kanye West with a child.

[@gigigalaxyluvscake]

Max Arab

[@MFNinjaOfSilence]

Adorablepuppy pievloger In what way would a divorce protect her child?

[@bingisboy]

Kim kardashian is discusting

[@PerrieandLiboMSP]

when I heard him say 'New 3G iPhone' I was like "How many pictures can you take, 20?"

[@vidoxi]

There's no way he told her that he thought she was lying about being a gamer. No interviewer would say that. Come on.

[@ishmel11]

regular people do...

[@elenabonello2291]

um he wouldn't lie...

[@vidoxi]

Elena Bonello Are you his mom or his wife? I really doubt you know him well enough to say whether you think he might lie or not.

[@elenabonello2291]

do i need to justify my opinions to a person with a cartoon animal as their picture? no.

[@vidoxi]

Elena Bonello So you agree that that's just your opinion and that factually you're wrong. Cool, thanks. :^)

[@arenlv]

Has a thing for black guys = Kanye West anyone?

[@12armyflame]

LUMINARTY CONFIRMED

[@balladofanaddict4526]

Dund und un

[@kaitlynszwonek]

Addicted To Music Yes I agree Dand and un.

[@thedje4407]

2015 their togethe

[@naturerin8816]

Who's Watching This In 2016???

[@aqua7006]

not me

[@mariabecerra9297]

me

[@Cobend4Music]

Lol, Kim was looking at Swoozie like she wanted a slice a pizza with extra cheese! Haha, she was looking in his soul and saw it was just right for the harvest. 😆😆

[@EssenceDavis7]

And now Kanye West. haha wow

[@travisthetoad]

watching this in 2015

[@CoolRainbowRainbow]

Quality changed huh

[@aidana3761]

i think it needs to be clarified that no matter how well you trained Brody Jenner, he wasn't gonna beat Vanessa...

[@Suelo_Ranger]

Damn broskies come a long way just casually going down memory lane tn.

[@jiji9873]

I was 7 when he made this vid

[@carlarized]

+Zoe Ellen same 😹😹

[@i.i.2061]

Me too🙊☺️

[@apotato4465]

mymy yt I was one

[@celiseria]

I was 11

[@fahadh1140]

I was 2

[@yyvidaa]

Anyone here in 2016??

[@cesargomez2951]

yes

[@xiaicecream2464]

mmmmmmmeeeeeeeeee

[@thewatcher2062]

Coming back now that Kim is single👀😂

[@wesleypatterson3286]

Ddduuudddeee ur so lucky!!!!!! Such a cool story!

[@annam4649]

holy fucking shit kim k is a gamer.

[@b4reallyrich]

Get some!

[@SuperCalebb]

NOPE DONT BUY IT NOPE, TIME FOR SOME GOOGLE IMAGES

[@SuperCalebb]

Disappointed /:

[@zacharylandes6752]

SuperCalebb Giving me a one word sentence does not make up for the fact that you type in all caps.

[@minequack143]

wow 12 years ago that's a lot of time and you always are amazing gg

[@michaeldutton1289]

Who would've guessed Kim used to be/is a gamer?