How It's Actually Made - Toothpicks

[@sparkythecat]

"You might be able to hear the cries of toothpick excitement! They sound like this" "ʷᵉᵉ"

[@nyx_291]

How did you make it so small😂

[@andistansbury4366]

How did you do that with the letters?

[@cruncyart]

@@andistansbury4366 google "small text generator"

[@Mister-Red]

3:19

[@rockets4kids]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/eKDVgpKLgcipqdU

[@apertureemployee215]

4:33 I'm frankly surprised that he didn't comment on what appears to be a cheap kitchen knife haphazardly jammed into the machine for some reason

[@keanunmoskaluk3518]

We don’t speak about the tree revolution. The wooden beast was defeated with that legendary weapon.

[@nerf_or_nothin9551]

And that one toothpick that fell and got flung cross the room by the machine

[@bzthorn6479]

Lol I had to check the comments and see if anyone else noticed the normal azz kitchen knife just chilling there

[@bzthorn6479]

@James Jarrett wow I said that month ago and I just laugh my asz off to your comment loo

[@sovietshnuckums2357]

the "handle"

[@HeavyMettaloid]

"Meanwhile, the factory floor and machinery contain about ten trillion toothpicks..." this got me

[@johnnyrats7083]

Thanks

[@SGRebooted]

Same

[@erkascazuchi8443]

Wonder how many lucky humans who work with them in their teeth after meals

[@katwilliams6019]

That got me too 😂😂😂

[@electrogestapo]

That number decrease by several thousands each day since a lot get stuck on the worker's shoes. They go home everyday looking like they have a couple of porcupines for feet.

[@_end3rguy_]

I like how you can see the lids of each box being mashed shut while there are still like 12 loose toothpicks hanging out

[@maldinerinesus3161]

“ The wood’s bark is worse than its bite, so they remove the bark so there is just the bite” That is the best use of word play I have heard all week

[@lil__sped538]

“Logs, Big steamy logs are delivered to this factor” fucking lost it

[@AsAboveISoBelow]

The Bob Barker and trillions in the machines got me. I spent most of that time wondering how many are lost while making them.

[@memebandit]

I hope you find it

[@bland9876]

These big steaming logs ain't just for stinking up the Lou

[@gibhib]

Andy Sixx likes that line.

[@koboldengineering7687]

Andy Sixx's logs?

[@Paralellex]

Honestly seems a bit wasteful that it takes an entire tree for just one toothpick. I think you could two, maybe even three, out of a tree if you really tried hard enough.

[@meatworld4776]

sure, but they’d be awful toothpicks

[@calebreddy5826]

Maybe someday we will find out how to make 4 toothpicks

[@buttermilkbob9276]

When you wanna make 4 you need some real food tech

[@Demon-sh2wc]

In the near future, people can maybe make 10 per tree! But that’s the future.

[@John.0523]

My brother told me that he made 5 once

[@dutenait824]

1:15 If the machine is left on for a week, the log will become a toothpick. Thank you for watching.

[@damn7208]

I'm glad Peter was the one to grab the toothpicks for this video, he's experienced and capable.

[@gummel82]

Thanks to his experience with chocolate

[@hatchmaster_5745]

It's amazing how inefficient this factory is, but then again they literally sell custom sawdust.

[@DecisionAvoidant]

That was my thought too, there is a ton of inefficiency buried in these machines. His joke about the factory floor containing more toothpicks than the boxes felt like a good poke at that xD

[@kab43]

​@@DecisionAvoidanthehe, poke

[@markh.6687]

Compressed, custom sawdust to YOU, Sir!

[@The_Dapper_Cat]

*They sound like this:* “w e e”

[@kairajaniemi3931]

That had me G O N E

[@crysis_pyscho9386]

ʷᵉᵉ

[@adamdada6447]

Bruh I just made a comment about that

[@frostedpancake3882]

Good job, you got TWO top comments, on ONE video. That’s pretty impressive.

[@greasygobbler7096]

Oui

[@knottheory79220]

"If you think this looks like fun, it is." LOL lost it

[@Axolotl_Joey]

"wee"

[@TheBreadIord]

Eh.

[@sourorange]

they sounds like this: “ʷᵉᵉ”

[@sleepysloothz442]

I hope you found it

[@blueslushee4453]

whe

[@NewfieMan98]

"these toothpicks are destined for Air Canada. Which means they will almost certainly be 3 hours late" Way too accurate.

[@Historymaker-2001]

They obviously did their research

[@someveryaveragedude3574]

3:36 after getting fired from the cake sprinkles factory, peter got a job at the toothpick factory

[@haswn1880]

3:17 "wee* thats sounded cute

[@The_Dapper_Cat]

I always wondered how toothpicks were made

[@aarontorres9662]

But how its just wood but smaller

[@kingjo824]

B I G S T E A M Y L O G S

[@rainman8649]

Minecraft sticks

[@haalfnhaalf]

I always wondered how blinds were made

[@snakevenoum6395]

Now you know

[@Darth-Egg]

I’m surprised he didn’t mention the steak knife holding the whole assembly line together. 4:31

[@t.estable3856]

@Patrick Schmalstig It was escaping back to the wild.

[@lunchpunchcrab32]

Nature is beautiful

[@giu3077]

WHAT THE FUCK I DIDN'T NOTICE THAT

[@rucksoclown7696]

@Patrick Schmalstig each toothpick box hold ExAcTlY 650 toothpicks

[@king0vitrial]

Finally, an episode with a realistically portrayed factory.

[@matthewhalo1799]

Alright I’m expecting some hilariously offensive jokes about deforestation

[@succ9349]

w o n d e r b r e a d

[@eageraurora879]

w o n d e r b r e a d

[@thebridgegaurd7488]

w o n d e r b r e a d

[@BichaelStevens]

God-damnit

[@walterg3254]

Uh o

[@DPlumes]

i absolutely love how every video from this series starts out 100% normal, then goes insane. love love love it andrew

[@cascamidland]

1:54 got "Webster's dictionary defines wedding as the fusing of two metals with a hot torch" vibes

[@Swedish_Seahorse]

3:19 "They sound like this ............ₒᵤᵢ....."

[@lilcrust3063]

That’s a weird way to pronounce “WiFi router reseter”

[@AsAboveISoBelow]

Naw man those are paper clips.

[@jayfeather9348]

@@AsAboveISoBelow nah those are a pair of random earrings that have just been sitting around for years and have never actually been worn

[@AbdAbdAbdAbd]

i just use a pen or sim opener tool

[@liangarvas8139]

@@jayfeather9348 no

[@QixTheDS]

Thumb tack

[@yummy4871]

They sound like this: (muffled) whee.

[@adog3129]

i, too, watched the video

[@fiercekitty4982]

@@adog3129 i haven't, i read the comments to create a mental image of what happens on the video. I refuse to give this channel my add revenue

[@markus_378]

*Oui.*

[@yummy4871]

@Tirona Kasund woah Tirona watch your language

[@yummy4871]

@Tirona Kasund ohoho, but Tyzias can

[@collinlamont6357]

How it’s actually made: Babies

[@zombieasparagus6021]

The first rule of the hugbees onlyfans page is you dont talk about the hugbees onlyfans page.

[@amtheminer3803]

"For this episode, we'll give a live demonstration"

[@TheAndermany]

"As a special guest for this episode, we have your mom."

[@lolliii5477]

"Meanwhile in ancient Rome, an over-decorated jawbreaker has entered the arena."

[@meduza93]

Nice try, I can clearly see that the whole thing is played in reverse and this is in fact a wooden logs factory.

[@piljkar]

Ikea log factory.

[@lolliii5477]

genious.

[@DagmarvanSaarloos-dh4ly]

Obiously😂

[@Ennard_664]

No shit

[@Kirbyfan87827]

Wh- Why are you being sponsored by a hair loss treatment?

[@RaynmanPlays]

Any sponsor will do when you're desperate. This comment brought to you by a mobile game I'm apparently not allowed to mention by name.

[@ihatenamez]

@@RaynmanPlays legends shadow raid

[@elliottirizarry7904]

@@RaynmanPlays red shadow maggots

[@freedustin]

Why not? Money is money. At least it's not unskippable!

[@startedtech]

Only time I actually saw an ad where that was relevant was wavywebsurf since he is balding.

[@r.connor9280]

Y'all just gonna ignore the fact that somebody stabbed one the machines with a kitchen knife 4:32 and still has to work a full shift

[@whysosleepyjoe2811]

The cheapest knife they could find too

[@ManuelTorres-xn7jh]

"Hey i have seen this one, its a classic!" "What do u mean?It came out today." I saw the original on tv

[@yosemite963]

whats the original show called?

[@11facehugger]

@@yosemite963 How It's Made

[@vfraga]

what do you mean? this is the original one.

[@urneighbourhoodchomie5339]

@@vfraga u are joking right

[@Exotik-monkt]

@@urneighbourhoodchomie5339 yesnt

[@volundrfrey896]

0:03 that's some nice lines of coke you have there.

[@XiaoMingXing]

Honestly, I'm impressed. I've only managed to make half a toothpick out of a tree before, so these people are actually doubling my production speed.

[@RaynmanPlays]

I was hoping for a joke about one tree being turned into one toothpick.

[@TheThursty100]

Everyone was, that's why he didn't do it. It's too predictable to be funny

[@plug_halo8661]

Honestly toothpicks are just training swords for smurphs, and goblins

[@shoelaceofjudgement3929]

*smurfs

[@ヒラガナ-e5d]

@@shoelaceofjudgement3929 nah, smurphs are the smurfs' high-class, more technologically advanced sister race

[@doozy5184]

If Gargamel attacked the smurphs he wouldn't be alive.

[@Yeetuz.Deletuz]

@@shoelaceofjudgement3929 *smurphs

[@joemattingly3610]

You forgot that the longer toothpicks are used for smurph jousting tournaments

[@janediceplier]

3:22 he said “yes” in french for any non bilinguals

[@Yeetuz.Deletuz]

*Oui*

[@axingswordlol1130]

Non

[@thighmeat6034]

thank you for explaining, i would’ve never knew!

[@lunchpunchcrab32]

Спасибо, но я не говорю ваш язык .

[@whysosleepyjoe2811]

4:30 I love the ghetto ass knife stuck into the industry grade toothpick packaging machine

[@Wolfskullthewitch]

Omg I didn't even notice that thank you random stranger for making my day better

[@whysosleepyjoe2811]

​@@Wolfskullthewitch you are very welcome 😂

[@mikoajmusio3367]

3:04 forbidden french fries

[@WanderingHermitWizard]

2:21 school toilet paper

[@vnkn0wn_vSeR-420]

Your school had toilet paper?

[@ChaosNetwork1004]

Fr

[@AgresiveSalt1]

​@@vnkn0wn_vSeR-420 ong

[@Trainboi1983]

Lol

[@typicaltrash5163]

Nobody: Trees and wood: oui~

[@luisan776]

Man, the toothpick counting machine is so slow it drops the fps of the real world

[@FlashDrive356]

It doesn't drop the fps, the machine is slowed down and it looks like that because its actual speed is insane.

[@jigglywiggly42069]

@@FlashDrive356 insanely slow of course

[@FlashDrive356]

@@jigglywiggly42069 Oh yes, of course

[@tohwangkaien8961]

@@FlashDrive356 that’s why the irl fps dropped

[@karma8131]

1:28 the forbidden fettuccine

[@ninjabaiano6092]

0:42 this was a amazing pun ngl.

[@J.Skyler]

This is the only channel you can show your friends where they’ll laugh at all the videos you show them.

[@jackievang3366]

Jokes on you, I don't have friends. Lol man I'm lonely.

[@immortalsun]

@@jackievang3366 I feel you :/

[@erickmiguel264]

What if my friends don't laugh?

[@garbage5318]

@@erickmiguel264 then you dont have friends

[@wendyokoopa7048]

I lost it at air Canada. All I could mutter was he's flown with air Canada.

[@dinkeykong]

Well he is French-Canadian. Not that surprising

[@Lozoot2]

"Toothpick squeeze" is what I call my ex

[@Laantin]

Why? did she squeeze yours?

[@Yeetuz.Deletuz]

@@Laantin she squeeze it so much it became a toothpick

[@danijellekic2789]

Nice

[@TheBreadIord]

Ooffffffff

[@VideoManDan]

So yours is the size of a toothpick? No wonder why she left you.

[@coomcake]

Was anyone else slightly disturbed at how flexible the blinds were at 1:33

[@vnkn0wn_vSeR-420]

Forbidden pasta

[@TheRealKiRBEY]

I mean thats basically paper

[@lagamerfuel9084]

2:09 The most organic toilet paper

[@papafranku8638]

0:55 Log circumcision

[@Overlord-1]

Toothpicks! My favorite! In fact, my daughters first words were " I love toothpicks"!

[@dominic5386]

Thank you Ted Cruz very cool

[@ClashGod6421]

Why

[@hotchocolateconnoisseur]

@@ClashGod6421 Why the hell not?

[@no-jj3jl]

hey i just got an idea, he should do this video, how its made: Enriched Uranium

[@oofers1151]

That will be a hit internationally

[@joeholden1599]

@@oofers1151 you beat me to it, just like how a depleted uranium shell beat me to my Honda Civic

[@patrickherring4222]

I make toothpicks out of that stuff It tingles.

[@picax8398]

*FBI wants to know your location*

[@tssteelx]

Hey Iran. Just stop. Everyone sees through your fake names.

[@BrunoOliveira15656]

Is no one going to comment about how that one brave toothpick trying to escape managed to perfectly land on the screw hole at 4:02 ?

[@Cherno35]

A real hero

[@owen_the_oddball8907]

He will dismantle the factory savings trillions of his kind

[@rileyday6025]

​@@owen_the_oddball8907Januzaj friend breeder videos oscillates 555

[@abiyyupanggalih854]

1:09 plot twist: that machine actually made toothpick from one single log

[@KairuHakubi]

"The "billets" are carried to the puncher" I love that you can hear the sarcasm quotes.

[@thesleepypiggy]

"Big steamy logs" Well that didn't take long.

[@robertwhaley8069]

4:41is the steak knife how the tooth picks are made sharp or to threaten and intimidate the tooth picks from possible escape?

[@zakwindle8859]

4:58 A very underrated joke about a struggle that many people probably won’t know.

[@catloverplayz3268]

For me it was more 1 day because the Toronto airport is stupid

[@veehix1149]

" *BIG STEAMY LOGS* " 0:27

[@Prestonian1]

I’m so glad Keeps, a hair loss prevention company, helped sponsor this video about toothpicks, a tooth loss prevention thingy.

[@FlashDrive356]

2:48 The two bolts make it 100x better

[@Barnowl65]

"The cries sound like this............................. whee." DAMN IT HUGGBEES! YOU MADE ME CHOKE ON MY WATER!!!

[@austincook8308]

I didn't figure out it was a fake voice over until the "you can hear the toothpicks cry out in joy". Hilarious

[@Nathan15038]

“As you can see here these toothpicks are destined for Air Canada, meaning they will always certainly arrive 3 hours late to the destination three hours late” that got me dying

[@SiMBol10]

"wee" destroyed me

[@agerothn]

The billet machine actually just takes long strips of trees and coils them up because people are more interested in making their own tree rings, rather than letting nature do it.

[@ced326]

4:30 i love that there is just a random knife stabbed into the machine

[@killerdruid]

“Most blinds are made by simply failing to make toothpicks” Man I’m so happy I found this channel

[@Zxra045]

3:09 It's looks like fun but if you listen closely to the drum you get to hear the excitement of tooth pick cries its sounds like this *wee* literally sad wee

[@coitusergosum2447]

4:31 Just a random knife sticking out of the machinery

[@crazyinsane500]

Is nobody going to talk about that steak knife just sticking into the machine at 4:30?

[@amtheminer3803]

So random

[@omegawilliam95s36]

I just noticed, who’s trying to kill the machine?

[@Yeetuz.Deletuz]

@@omegawilliam95s36 some of the worker And they failed Failed so hard they become toothpick

[@Fhrgaderga]

"This is what happens to bad machines who try to find jobs as Rinsing Machines, when they are not one."

[@blisteringstars]

toothpicks are made out of the material required to make toothpicks, literal living beavers

[@FurryEskimo]

I got to see an old fashioned toothpick maker and it was basically just a log on a crank. You’d turn it and out would pop So many toothpicks, it was amazing!

[@cosanchez124]

damn too bad we downgraded to only one toothpick per log. seems really inefficient if you ask me

[@HunterKnight109]

i'm telling you it's the parts like this (0:00 - 6:01) that get me every single time

[@biggiecheese247]

Big steamy logs are delivered to this factory.

[@BichaelStevens]

By Andy Sixx, no less!

[@MxPokirby]

Shoutout to the Peter cameo.

[@dogeridoo7407]

I'm gonna tell my kids this was the history channel.

[@Yeetuz.Deletuz]

It is.

[@Kimairan]

Are you meaning it's not?

[@saadahmad372]

So where's the bait in there?

[@crunchymilk5676]

your kids will be very smart, i'm sure

[@everymoviehero9248]

The definition of irony: a tree was chopped down and made into paper that was then used for a "save the trees" leaflet

[@kutejikashi1959]

"big, steamy logs" is a sentence I never thought I will heard.

[@batham1185]

There are a few episodes on this series that I consider to be true classics: Bacon, Chocolate, Oysters, a few others. But this one has definitely joined those ranks.

[@Jiffyhwyl.5]

Why did he say it like a slur 2:15

[@thescarletemperor64]

Because it is now, you billet

[@horder1234]

i was waiting for the line "if the machine left on the log will only make toothpick"

[@earthlingjohn]

Overwhelming urge to buy boxes of toothpicks and verify quantity in each one

[@maxirwin6915]

I was so brain dead watching this thinking it was legit, I didn’t even realise how bizarre the voice over was until it became painfully obvious.

[@borneoorangutan]

It speaks to the cheeseyness of these original documentaries. When it said "the bark is more bite" I thought yeah weird but haha classic documentaries are strange

[@EmperorKandyKatsuVonKandai]

I’m an air Canada pilot and I feel offended

[@rockstarpl0x423]

“Meanwhile the factory floor and machine contain about 10 trillion toothpicks” one of the best jokes so far. This was one of your best for sure

[@xchuck6871]

4:40 it's such a shame to see the X-12 mega-revolver (the world's coolest gun) has fallen so far from grace

[@knockout8607]

Soon as I heard "big steamy logs" I checked to see when this was uploaded. Then after "if the machine is left on for a week" I realized the whole channel is probably just jokes.

[@Name-ps9fx]

Just like in the Bugs Bunny cartoon! Put a log in a lathe, spin fast and instantly a TOOTHPICK!

[@whateverppl1229]

4:25 i mean, aside for the one toothpick that is stuck.... one of the boxes is short 1 toothpick and I want compensations for this blasphemy.

[@MaplePanda04]

The steak knife looks to be an expedient fix. That L-shaped rail used to extend further to the right; you can see the full grey areas where it broke off. Looks like some genius JB welded a knife onto the machine to keep the rail in place, and it’s still holding up today!

[@caedgeworth]

The toothpicks laid in that way on the tray kind of triggered my love for cocaine

[@midnightunicorn7752]

The "wee" got me crying

[@sewagerat3489]

" *w e e* " My humor is so f**ked up right now.

[@Rapidpanda1st]

4:32 Just a single steak knife jammed in the machinery. Looks like the handiwork of Vengeful Brian from sorting.

[@ryelor123]

Getting it fixed the normal way involves filling out a maintenance report and waiting for the maintenance people to have an opening in their schedule to come down and fix it. Just sticking a knife in the machine as a shim works much better.

[@worried-soup7154]

the machine at 3:53 at the slowed speed works at about 200 bpm, whcih is the same speed as 115 by Treyarch Sound, Brian Tuey, James McCawley, and Kevin Sherwood

[@CatSurfer]

Its not slowed down. Its actually sped up by about 10x for the better viewing experience

[@shenyathewelder9695]

This went from Informative to informative and funny very quickly and I’m here for it

[@yemenjii6962]

I'm just glad this guy was nice enough to put the sponsor at the end so you don't have to spam tap the L button, I hate having to do that. Bless this man's soul.

[@magicalawnmower4764]

I was expecting a new WORLD'S COOLEST GUN bit based on the thumbnail

[@MCStevie1000]

So I wasn't the only one

[@dinobonaciclosic1053]

When he asked "what are we talking about?" at 0:14 my demons took over and i just yelled out "COCAINE!"

[@zenketski]

I've been clean for 11 years but then I read this comment, now I'm heading up my dealer again.

[@jasonnong3305]

Me two minute before the video: tooth picks are useless! The algorithm: hey, wanna know how to make toothpicks Me: yeah sur- *wait*

[@Knotaro_bot]

You never expect a giggle when learning about the birth of a toothpick

[@ASH_CARTER77]

Each box holds exactly 650 toothpicks he says as multiple are pushed of fall out of the box

[@claytonsanchez5264]

3 hours late, and apologizing profusely.