How Likely Am I To Survive Each Honkai: Star Rail Ultimate~

you guys dont understand i sat here for 1.5 hours deciding if the thumbnail should be himeko or welt!!!!
1k 1k 1k 1k 1k 1k i BEG 1k PLEASE
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uhhhhhhhhhhhh i might play more start rail? idk dikdidkidk dunno
SOLSMIT BACK AT IT WITH HIS CLAIM TOO FAME
IMAGINING HIMSELF DYING TO FICTIONAL CHARACTERS LMAO
thank you all for a great year~
i cannot fail now.

[@AdrianArmbruster]

Your confidence in being able to tank getting pelted with arrows and run through with a spear is quite something.

[@wilhelm8621]

He's just built different.

[@heenthousiast383]

I dont think he knows how Deadly spears and getting crushed by something really heavy is (Phoenix)

[@adopted996]

Not like the rest of us lol​@@wilhelm8621

[@marinhaalternativa3829]

He survived metal bat tho, that's enough confidence

[@omorimacarons]

got killed by a mahjong piece but doesnt get killed by a spear stabbing him 😭

[@corpiew]

“I’ve been hit with a metal bat” bro saying that so casually 💀💀

[@A_human235]

💀

[@zoeythedoubletrouble-4254]

💀

[@FartMart...]

Makes sense given the brain damage needed to be so confident with some of these rankings

[@Namso100]

@@FartMart...😂😂😂

[@tovarishcheleonora8542]

That surely would be hospital category. I mean, if it's hard enough and hit strongly enough at the right place then it could break/damage the person's bones.

[@Ocean_bIvd]

We can all agree Himeko and Welt are deadliest, I’m not arguing on ORBITAL CANNON AND BLACK HOLE

[@gutoguilger3585]

I think even welt's basic atack would kill

[@jakeblitzcoffie4859]

Yeah. Bro is an ex god who can casually delete a Solarsystem and create blackholes. Nobody is surviving that. 😂

[@strygwr]

When I found that those two are planet busters Imao

[@jakeforgey5378]

Those def Dead you up... But for Topaz, makes you wish you Dead, and I don't think having raw energy blasted into us before it erupts as Silver Wolf Ult goes gonna be very survivable... I mean you could get lucky and just get physically ruined and need several years of Phys Therapy to recover, or your organs melt alongside your bones and you left a living puddle of agony if your nerves even survive...

[@taichiarasoi776]

​@strygwr like easily. i love that welt even acts fucking REMOTELY stressed when we're on the xianzhou like he couldn't just fucking rip that entire ship apart with a thought. itd drain the hell out of him, but he could do it.

[@liaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

To be fair, you might survive Topaz, but you have to live the rest of your life in crippling debt :)

[@josefernandodecilos1428]

See. That sounds like a tier above being dead

[@dice2030]

thats a fate worse than death :(

[@nathanael9159]

Indeed.

[@nathanael9159]

​@@josefernandodecilos1428I agree.

[@nathanael9159]

​@@dice2030Indeed.

[@Rin_3680]

The only ults that are survivable are harmony and abundance characters lmao

[@dummy7358]

And then there is luocha

[@Rin_3680]

@@dummy7358 oh damn you right 🤣

[@coolbebra]

Yukong 😅

[@nchtblut]

@@coolbebra ☠

[@Someone3.1415]

I mean Topaz and Numby are just financially ruining you

[@pal1d1nl1ght]

Realistic Tier List (With Explanations, sometimes going into the ingame numbers for a better idea of what's happening): Physical Trailblazer: Looking at the Damage scaling, the single target swing deals 300% damage. So its like getting hit with a bat at 3 times the force of a regular swing. You would be either hospitalized or dead. With it being an upward swing that seems to connect with the ribs, im leaning towards hospital. Fire Trailblazer: Just the lance alone would be enough to kill you, let alone the massive pillar of fire. Death. March 7th: You are crushed by Torso sized chunks of ice, and then instantly frozen in magical six-phase Ice. The human body can withstand being instantly frozen, but not thawed instantly. You would have several broken bones until you thawed out, then you'd die. Dan Heng: You are run through with a spear at such blinding speed that you cant see your attacker move. You are either dead of hospitalized. Silverwolf: No real life comparison, but since she can seemingly teleport and hack the real world, it clearly cant be pleasant. Since it shreds defense, possibly it is breaking down your armour? This would definitely at least hurt. Blade: Being stabbed with a sword would kill you. An overhand swing would kill you. A big guy, dropping from 50 feet up, directly on your head, with an exploding sword? You're dead. Yanqing: You seem to underestimate how dangerous a sword is. Being stabbed 5 times would kill you. Gepard: Eh, so long as you aren't part of that wall, you're good. If you are, you are either crushed instantly, or yeeted into the air. Seele: No real life comparison, but lets say it were a regular steel blade, and she was somehow capable of moving that fast. There wouldn't be enough body left for a funeral. Welt: You're fucked. Instantly. Bronya: Doesn't do damage. Natasha: Doesn't do damage. However, if you are hovering directly above her, you might get shot by a grenade launcher, which could kill you. Pela: Getting shot by 4 laser beams from different directions would be most likely lethal. Arlan: Getting cleaved by a greatsword, then a downward strike followed by a lightning bolt. You are gone. Asta: Doesn't do damage. Qingque: No real life comparison, but lets consider that the tile is made of solid material instead. You would become a puddle with the speed and weight of that block. Sampo: Several bombs going off point blank and then being stabbed results in death. Yukong: Being shot by 6 different arrows results in dead. Herta: Squashed by a gem. Death. Luka: Rocket Fist being driven into you at massive speeds, then exploding on impact. You dead. Tingyun: She do a spinny. You are fine. Serval: Lightning, but no physical impact. Possible you could survive, but unlikely. Hook: Her tool is digging up the earth before it hits you, and THEN it explodes. You are mince meat. Sushang: I actually went and did the math (potentially incorrect, but im probably lowballing the weight). Assuming her "phoenix" is a scaled up chicken, being 6.9x the scale of the average chicken, it would weigh over 2500 pounds. The enemy is crushed flat underneath it, just like you would be. Hanya: Doesn't do damage. Unless you are allergic to paint. Xueyi: Having a thrown spear chucked into you would kill. Now its exploding. You are very dead. Ruan Mei: Doesn't do damage. Kafka: Very dead. Clara: You are about to die, but the Ultimate itself isn't the cause of it. Lynx: If that pill landed on you, you certainly would not be ok. Thankfully its apparently an airburst pill. No Damage. Jing Yuan: Even if you are a building, you are dead. Fu Xuan: No real life comparison, but no comparison is needed here. You are fucked. Bailu: Unless you are allergic to water, you're fine. Jingliu: Sliced in half, and then half, then half, then half, then half. You are dead, with a closed casket funeral. Dan Heng IL: No real life comparison, but we can assume that a dragon is dangerous. Probably, almost certainly, dead. Huo huo: No Damage, yet. Argenti: First ultimate decapitates you. Second Ultimate obliterates you. You are dead either way. Topaz and Numby: Ultimate itself, like Clara, is not the thing that kills you. Its what's about to follow. Luocha: No real life comparison, so lets assume the thorns are made of... well thorns. Those are sword sized thorns, impaling your stomach. Followed up by a coffin appearing above you, and releasing some sort of magical energy that seems to do all of the damage. Its definitely dangerous, but I cant tell to what degree. Guinaifen: Its an explosion powerful enough to create a mushroom cloud. Instant death, or you'd wish you were dead. Himeko: Orbital Space Laser. Death. As Requested, I shall be adding the newer characters, as they come out. So long as I remember to. Blackswan: Surprisingly, doesn't do a whole lot. The hands seem to simply restrain you, with that pathetically low damage multiplier. However, the psychological damage dealt by seeing those hands would make me wish that I'd just been killed by it. Misha: Those bags must have fucking solid steel inside of them. Assuming all the bags hit me, and he has full stacks, I would just be pulverized to dust. Even at minimum stacks im going to need to go to the hospital. How the fuck is Misha pushing that cart?! More updates! Sparkle: yeah another "not personally dangerous, but you are about to get steamrolled" Gallagher: having claws shoved through you is bad for you. Probably at least hospitalized. Acheron: every part of her ultimate would be lethal. Even if you aren't the actual target. The final part would probably be lethal by being *on the same planet* Adventurine: once again we have Imaginary Damage, which means I have no idea what this is actually doing to you. But since you are being hit by several solid objects, it certainly wouldn't be good for you. Dr Ratio: apparently I missed this guy. But in any case, you are not surviving several hundred, if not thousands of tons of marble landing on you. Robin: Does a little bit of singing. Not dangerous on its own. Boothill: Fun Fact! Bullets kill people. So do explosions. He does both. Harmony/Hat Trailblazer: does a little dance, and hands everyone on their team a brick. But doesn't actually do anything to you, you are fine, for about 3 seconds. Firefly: Man, she just got drip marketed, no way have I seen her ultimate. But if it's anything like the *** fight, I believe you'd be toast.

[@ori_the_omnivorous]

Made my day 😂 All in all, even if the ultimates wouldn't kill you, the enemies certainly would.

[@This_0ne_Person]

soo, if damage, then dead? That's what I'm getting from this. Though with a number of the weapon strikes and explosions, there are situations in which you can live. Take Sampo's ult as example. In a 5 enemy fight, he seems to attack them from the middle, giving the outer 2 enemies a chance of surviving. The most dangerous part of a traditional bomb is the shrapnel, which is slightly directed considering Sampo hides the bomb in a box. Falling to the floor with your feet towards the explosion gives the best chance of surviving it. And the lethality of slashing depends on what part of the body and how deep

[@pal1d1nl1ght]

@@This_0ne_Person typically, an Unarmored human with no super powers dies to most weapons, as well... Weapons were made to kill people. It would be possible to survive the shrapnel from Sampo, but he is immediately following it up with a slash, to your now fully exposed back. You'd either be dead, or wishing you were dead, and probably paralyzed or missing your legs. Also, probably about a third of the damaging ones I didn't say you'd die, but you would be severely injured. Because they ARE attacks, they are MADE to kill.

[@DanaOtken]

You could survive Fu Xuan's. If she wanted you to. This is basically the inverse of her defensive technique: by the time the ultimate is over there are no longer any possibilities left for you to avoid or mitigate her attack. What that attack will be is another story. She's one of the few characters I could believe would be able to reliably and safely render somebody else unconscious without any risk of killing them, even if she was unfamiliar with their species. Silver Wolf's ultimate might not hurt that much, since she's banning you as a user able to interact with the universe using an avatar. More like cutting the connection to your soul than attacking your body. Of course, for all we know that might hurt even more. We don't know enough about six-phased ice to be sure thawing out from March 7th's ultimate would be fatal. It's conceivable it "freezes" without cooling, so there wouldn't be any ice crystals forming in the body to rip cells apart. Bailu explicitly doesn't have powers suited for killing, but she might be able to cause you more pain (no damage, just pain) with her ultimate than anybody else in this list with the exception of Ruan Mei. Tingyun is probably the safest here in terms of Ultimate alone, because even if she wanted you dead she wouldn't want to kill you. Meaning as with several others here her Ultimate isn't the real problem.

[@Felix048]

Dan Heng IL burst seems to have an actual real life comparison. The world-cleansing dragon seems to be made of water, and you know how dangerous water is when it reaches high pressure.

[@lilumm]

bro got too much confidence, he ain’t surviving most of that 💀

[@surgeseraphim7741]

Xueyi: *Literally chains and stabs your very soul with a spear* Solsmit: Yeah, I can survive that Luocha: *Literally steals your soul* Solsmit: Yeah, we put that in ouch Bro, what the fuck are you made of? Do you have a soul?

[@tovarishcheleonora8542]

He is THE SUPERMAN if you didn't realized it from the genshin burst tierlist that he made in the past where he did underestimate lots of obviously deadly attacks.

[@arsgoetiashlomoh8303]

The amount of confidence to go “multiple arrows piercing my body? It’ll be a small ouch for sure” is astounding

[@ronnymahendra9035]

Well she shaped it into bunnies, which is not immediate dead (hence the ouch), but the freeze after will tho

[@ZenganTheFool]

@@ronnymahendra9035 they were talking about yukong actually i'm pretty sure

[@hydropotato6937]

Humans are pretty dang resilient to be fair. Multiple puncture wounds could probably be survived with quick medical attention, though you'd be out of commission for a good while, with likely irreparable damage as well

[@lolhellogod6892]

@@ronnymahendra9035 yeah, bunnies made of ice. Wannat test how getting hit by icecubes the size of foot balls hurtling down the sky will fair a human body? We've been killed by hail the size of tennis balls, you ain't surviving marches attack.

[@shaquilleeurope2600]

this is hilarious if I imagine this as a Trotter planning its escape

[@piti7102]

It's beyond hilarious. Thanks for that!

[@kitsune776]

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[@plantgang886]

It makes the video way more hilarious, thanks xd

[@Luffyispeak]

*gets impaled by a spear followed by an explosion* “yeah I can survive that”

[@swordyshield]

valid.

[@hhimi]

I think you shouldve stacked Argentis ult to full

[@DMFAgain]

Well, he mentioned he doesn’t play this game anymore so it’s pretty safe to say that there’s no way he would have known that there’s one unit in the entire cast that has a half and full ult.

[@insertnamehere1398]

@@DMFAgainwell he looked at the description he woulda seen it

[@sourgrapes7026]

thats why it wouldve been bttr to watch it on youtube 💀

[@Shadow82311]

⁠@@sourgrapes7026what do you mean to watch it on KZbin this video is on KZbin no?

[@blammo1419]

@@Shadow82311so close!!! I think they meant he should’ve used youtube videos to see the ult mechanics of most characters🌚

[@rinrainaozora4254]

In the 1.4 Jingliu Companion Mission, Dan Heng’s spear was said to be sharp enough to cut through dragon scales. With the force he’s using in his ultimate, that would definitely be enough to kill a normal person (just ask Blade. He’s canonically died a couple of times from that spear).

[@izayoi2006]

A good portion of these ones really need the context from the story to be honest. Blade’s sword isn’t a normal weapon either.

[@magicnebula5398]

Doesnt jing liu blade have the ability to instantly freeze its targets opon being struck with and can cut through space and time or did i misread rhe trailer xianzhou characters dont play around

[@m.m.mefuyayuki1550]

​@@magicnebula5398 Even without that, she's the strongest of the Luofu that was said to be able to slash through an entire battalion of enemies and slice a whole ship in two

[@aavaron]

@@izayoi2006 even without the context I'm sure that strong attack from the regular speer would kill a normal person

[@liaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

I think March's ultimate would freeze you in six- phased ice, you'd be alive but encased in ice for eternity. So technically, you won't *_die_*

[@liaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

So We _*CHILL*_🥶

[@evaangelista6938]

​@@liaaaaaaaaaaaaalike literary

[@Yknow_who_it_is]

​@@liaaaaaaaaaaaaaliterally be chilling

[@withsofia]

you will die of freezing

[@SnailSnail-lo4pm]

​@@withsofia March didn't

[@pzajac1368]

5:52 It's kind of a hidden tidbit (since it's actually in Jingliu's character story - Blade's current sword is Jingliu's former sword), the sword weighs 3000 catties, which would be around 4000 pounds. So if you got hit with that, I think it'd be even beyond skull emoji

[@erdemdidakdikta4931]

Plus slashes are higher than the mountains

[@minerminecrafter464]

then what would a black hole be

[@jxster8214]

Mate if thats beyond skull emoji then the literal black hole is 2 tiers above that lol 💀

[@equestenebris4055]

@@jxster8214not just a black hole. A bisected black hole. Idk how that even would work.

[@quantranhong1092]

@@equestenebris4055Welt is a herrscher or rule manipulator, he basically control over reason as Herrscher of Reason. Using a black hole with known rule then erase the singularity, by the Alien Key of cutting you by an always-higher-dimension-then-the-opponent cut 😂 4 dim or as a blackhole it's infinite dimensional single slash over your body

[@Sloth-tr7bd]

I don't think most people would survive regular Dan Heng's ultimate XD. He's not just hitting you with the spear, he's doing a thrust move. And having your stomach or throat(I assume it's one of the two as the animation looks like Dan Heng would be aiming at one of the two. Maybe he'd potentially go for the heart as well) pierced through is pretty fucking deadly. Especially your throat, as you'd bleed out to death before you could even begin moving to the hospital or something.

[@frozenlettuce293]

This is the same man who said that Xueyi throwing basically a giant Javelin at your face wouldn't end in death

[@mysteryrookie7397]

​@@frozenlettuce293yeah xueyi's throw sended a shockwave at the end I'm sure she threw it hard enough to not only pierce your stomach but your whole bone shattering.

[@quantranhong1092]

@@mysteryrookie7397supersonic javelin :> I mean we killed some terrorist with supersonic blade missile, a javelin might do the same thing e

[@nchtblut]

xd@@frozenlettuce293

[@ShapeshifterOS]

Getting run through with a spear will likely kill you if not leave you in critical condition. Lightning has 300 million volts of energy.

[@linuxramblingproductions8554]

Still quite a few people have survived being hit by lightning idk about being completely ran through with a spear lol

[@ShapeshifterOS]

@@linuxramblingproductions8554 Extremely rare and unlikely. Plenty have been killed by lightning too.

[@noice9193]

Character here are hitting you with huge bolts of lightning not just a single strike

[@YBDaniel]

saw a guy getting hit with lightning twice and still standing up lmao

[@linuxramblingproductions8554]

@@ShapeshifterOS idk how unlikely it is do you have actual numbers on that?

[@Ryuma_Lover]

Bro is more delusional than me and my friend💀

[@conejitorosada2326]

I like how you chose to make yourself struggle on getting their energy instead of eating food XDD

[@ceruleumtesserite866]

was thinking the same thing

[@ShapeshifterOS]

Silver Wolf is a hacker that can alter the fabric of reality. Her ult could probably erase you from existence, but more likely just teleport you to another place which is more her style.

[@dearsol.]

this guy the definition of “nah id win” 😭😭😭

[@Livie2_1]

If Xueyi's Ult Doesn't Kill You Idk What Will 😭

[@deiiisan]

Imagine surviving an attack made to kill the immortals 😆

[@nchtblut]

xddddddddd@@deiiisan

[@magicnebula5398]

And quantum break that with ruan mei ult you're cooked and hanya buff nah its over even individually shes combing her little mini spears to make a longer one and chucking a metal spear at you with metal chains youre cooked no way you survive with a giga solar flare spirit explosion too like the life juice is poppping out of you lol

[@Pratik_kirar568]

Xueyis dagger will kill u instantly

[@eddieray]

That was Argenti's half ultimate , his full ultimate would definitely kill you 😂

[@someguy1ification]

I mean, the animation is the same =(

[@eddieray]

@@someguy1ification not really 😹 full ultimate adds seele's slashes, those slashes would cut a human apart.

[@subhajit2450]

​@@someguy1ification nope his full 180 energy ultimate is on top

[@toomanystoryideas]

​@@eddieraydoesn't the rose also explode

[@Rockefellaxo]

@@toomanystoryideasThe rose does explode yes

[@ashesonthewind]

"I think I could survive that... It just ruptures my organs,, I'm not particularly dead"

[@synctrox9679]

Idk what he thinks dead is? Pretty sure u dont survive without organs

[@xeali1]

the confidence that you’d survive some of these ults yeah idk about that

[@NiigoIsMyChildren]

Remember, all those ice sculptures falling is pure six phased ice, falling from a high place, it will literally crush you, if you somehow don’t die, you’ll be frozen in the coldest ice ever “I’ve been hit with a metal bat” How hard have you been hit with it? That hit literally looks like it will indent your skull especially since it’s powered up with more energy a lot of these ults that you think couldn’t kill you can kill you, I swear the only ults that doesn’t kill are the ones that buffs teammates without hitting the enemy

[@tovarishcheleonora8542]

Yeah, and this is why it's painful to watch his "would i survive?" tierlists. Because he underestimates most of the attacks.

[@kyuurahitotama4271]

Its actually not that deep, we all know normal people like us wont even stand a single chance against fantasy FICTIONAL characters

[@NiigoIsMyChildren]

@@kyuurahitotama4271 I am very aware that they are fictional characters, I’m just pointing out that he does not know what he’s saying

[@jacksonhuynh9525]

@@NiigoIsMyChildren Or, hear me out, he just made this as a joke and satires, and that no mortal would survive all of these attack means to kill literal 8 feet monsters and immortals??

[@CyberDragonVT]

Fun fact: the slashing trail in physical trailblazer's ult is them using enough force to temporarily rip apart the fabric of space, which means that the blunt force trauma is followed up directly with a extremely thin slash that you can no longer avoid. If it was lore accurate, you'll be dismembered. As for Welt, Fu Xuan, Himeko, Blade, Hook, Luka and Seele? Simple, you can't survive if there's not enough of you left

[@pakboris2268]

Sampo`s bomb is a smoke one but he then slashes the hell out of you

[@fyra_cat2119]

Yeah hes the only character I'd move a tier down, since it's a harmless smoke bomb, at worst hurting your eyes, and those blades arent the most powerful so at worst I feel it's a hospitalization, something Natasha surely could help with

[@anatubaraox]

not you thinking you could survive someone throwing an EXPLODING SPEAR into your chest

[@pakboris2268]

Argenti has double ult mechanic. You can fill his gauge 2 times. It changes ult a bit

[@LilacSk13s]

was anybody else crying and screaming behind the screen telling him to use the food that gives the characters energy

[@marshallmote]

yes i was my ocd was screaming

[@FayolaOnline]

Gui joins yanqing, "Hey little guy" lmao. Then Solsmit is like "what did you call me?" When you add characters to a party with members that share lore they will talk to eachother.

[@ohamatchhams]

"Himeko's already gonna die" Captain of Hyperion: *drops his crystals into flashbacks* "😭😭😭"

[@jaredjosephsongheng372]

Eh I'm pretty sure we expected this.

[@-Roronoa_Zoro-.]

@@jaredjosephsongheng372 history tends to repeat itself, we all know what happened in 3rd

[@nathanmaverickcambaling9877]

@@-Roronoa_Zoro-.I hope history doesn't repeat itself in star rail too, please no

[@-Roronoa_Zoro-.]

@@nathanmaverickcambaling9877 "never let you gooo"

[@noebody8429]

​@@-Roronoa_Zoro-. "You're my Special."

[@Kurikara_Raiden]

As an argenti enjoyer... YOU ARE NOT EVER SURVVNG HIS FULL ULT. It pretty much hits you with the first strike andthe slashes a total of 6 tmes along your body

[@linuxramblingproductions8554]

I find it crazy you put dan heng going straight through you with a spear as not killing lmao

[@ayrish1219]

argenti has a second ult where he like slashes you 8 more times LMAO ++ imo getting hit w multiple pom pom shaped ice cubes that don’t melt is prolly gonna hurt like a LOT

[@Fakejordans...]

I mean, silver wolf has managed to edit the universe so definite 💀

[@divyeshgooljar2731]

4:43 no. No you cannot survive. a regular metal bat can probably crack your skull. Now a supercharged metal bat, yeah you are dead. the blast one would destroy your heart.

[@tovarishcheleonora8542]

Well...... even a regular metal bat would be able to kill someone if it's a very strong hit on the right place. Afterall there surely is murder cases where a metal bat was the weapon.

[@clarkc8065]

Depends on where and how your hit…

[@ikhsanjoelyandasihombing1808]

Sorry, I'm Malding so hard. Bro can't stand Explosion but could Tank a Lightning. Bro is highballin himself. He just like: 50/50 on that lightning. "Nah, I'd win". I like that. Nice video

[@itsjustwow5028]

"it just ruptures my organs"💀

[@DeltaRift]

I’d get many brain injuries from march’s ice sculptures getting launched from above, I’d die is what I’m saying

[@joshbrosh6626]

1 single hit in the head from 1 of the 6 layered ice pompoms would send anyone to the afterlife

[@cat-vo1wj]

doesnt dan heng literally pierce a spear through you

[@notmyrealname3576]

I mean physical trailblazer is just straight up blunt force trauma 💀

[@blazeinaba3195]

Fu Xuan's ultimate is above super ded ded. She's literally reduce you to atoms ⚛

[@blazeinaba3195]

@@-.Lindsay.- I often use it on the last hit. It's the best thing ever, lol. DESTRUCTIVE FINISH!!!

[@ZAYKONN]

The only one I confidently disagree is March 7th As of right now her Ultimate is the only one that is able to freeze, disconsidering the whole "Six Phased Ice" thing, you'll literally explode. As some may know, if you are spontaneously frozen, your entire body collapses and your insides become "inside", singular.

[@SoIunary]

"He swings his susanoo spear, and I get bisected" MADE ME LAUGH LOL

[@pastayes1542]

Ah yes, Caelus who can inflict blunt damage to your head does not kill you. Very strong man we have here.

[@shxnbxx]

No offense, but I don't think you'll survive most of these. 😭😭

[@kevinmendoza1830]

We surviving the healer’s🤣🤣🤣 unless you count the “effects” as damage.. Bailu’s = drown Lynx = crushed by a giant medicine pill Loucha = literal soul leaves your body

[@whythough5305]

"It just ruptures my organs, I'm not particularly dead" what do you think follows after you have all your organs ruptured? also, you can just click multiple ults and they will activate in succession before your opponent has a chance to get a turn in

[@andoree_7]

for the 1 stars, you could've used the energy drink consumables to max out their energies before fighting

[@ForfunIG]

Himeko: u don't Welt: u don't kafka: you would actually die to be in her webs💀

[@solarseren]

I would die by ALL of these.

[@Blackoutdmc]

For videos like this, it'll be easier on yourself and the viewers if you either pre-record these ultimate animations, then react, or just pull up anither KZbin video showing all the ultimates.

[@radiosilnce]

he said it in the video that it's not as fun that way, plus personally i thought this way was more entertaining

[@namelessbard2124]

I mean it’s cool if that kind of video is more your cup of tea, but your suggesting would lack so much personality compared to what he’s doing here. It would be just another compilation video of ultimates with a stick-noted tier list.

[@Blackoutdmc]

To each their own.

[@Pratik_kirar568]

The confidence this person has

[@ShiroClouds]

lol you are most definitely NEVER surviving blade's ult

[@insomnia7639]

theres a few characters that recently came out but their ults are only leaked , also argenti has 2 ults not one :)

[@yepyep86]

You sound blazed out of your mind

[@h2o848]

i love silly tier lists like this

[@LumyTheQueen]

Argenti has 2 Ults. His full ult would defenitely be much higher on the list. :) Still, fun tier list!

[@sungjin-woo8898]

Ahh this was so painful to watch cause of how little he knows

[@LAHDL]

Welts def got to be the most deadly like seriously WHO SUMMONS BLACK HOLES FOR FUN AND NOT HAVE THE RISK OF DYING

[@jakeblitzcoffie4859]

Well, Welt wouldn't die from it. Bro is an ex god and is unaffected by his own power. He is a character from Honkai Impact 3rd that canonicaly traveled into HSR universe. He used to be a Herrscher. So, while it won't pose a threat to him, it certainly would for others. 😂

[@kitaisuru]

Bro got cut in half with a blade, crushed his ribs with a metal bat, pierced with an arrow or slammed on by a giant chicken: "ouch :)"

[@Yuuki13667]

Giant chicken would not hurt unless it use it claw

[@kitaisuru]

@@Yuuki13667 how is dropping several tons of meat on you not absolutely squash your body? have you ever slapped a mosquito?

[@Yuuki13667]

@@kitaisuru that chicken looks fluffy

[@marshallmote]

@@Yuuki13667 valid

[@kwayke9]

Bronya, chill? Nah bro, you ded, she just brought the entire belobogian army

[@axelyz6714]

"Don't hit her..." *proceeds to put her with Yanqing, which ia most likely to NOT get hit thanks to his low aggro value*

[@ihopeiturnintoaslinky]

this dude is so overconfident its funny

[@teethsv4824]

I was really shocked when this only had 8k views. I thought it'd be at like 100k really entertaining. Didn't know I needed to know the fatality rate of all star rails ultimates

[@OK-wm2mr]

Its at 100k views now

[@angelorafaelsanjuan3345]

you should use energy regeneration items to refill your energy out of battle

[@ninjashadow35]

"Nah, I'd win."

[@littlewitchling535]

5:38 "He dunks on me with a sword.." This had me dying

[@ShapeshifterOS]

Sampo has a smoke bomb, nonlethal weapon. The daggers would likely kill though. Blades are deadlier than guns just keep that in mind.

[@cookiecutter3116]

He need to move Arlan, Serval, and Sushang up to dead bc you can survival lighting but that 90 percent for like a single strike and not only that it’s hazardous to be even 50 feet near a strike. Arlan is hitting with two great slash infusioned with lightning while calling down lightning and Serval is hitting you with a barrage of lightning strike. Then Sushang yes it’s just a giant chicken but the earth is literally break below it you aren’t surviving that.

[@exidrablack316]

24:50 probably should not have brought yanking on account of how he makes enemies have less of a chance to attack him.

[@Kawaku_M]

This video was so much fun to watch, thank you so much for making this, you put a genuine smile on my face, and for that I sub now. I look forward to more of you in the future!! :)

[@lukchem]

There ist a litte error. The Bomb from Shampoo ist just a Smoke Bomb. So the only thing that hits you are the slashes so it should be only in ouch.

[@dutygamingsenpai9029]

bro confidence is huge lmao

[@miphasgrace8980]

I definitely think that blade would be instant death 💀 he’s coming straight down at you from the sky. That’s a slice through the head no way anyone can survive that

[@Ace1stClass77]

One of these for HI3 would go crazy

[@Ace1stClass77]

Or at-least would be interesting to me lol, could even be a series w/ other games

[@jakeblitzcoffie4859]

Yeah, you're not surviving 99% of the Hi3 ults. 😂

[@jaredjosephsongheng372]

​@@jakeblitzcoffie4859 Bro. You won't be able to survive any ult I'm pretty sure.

[@jakeblitzcoffie4859]

@@jaredjosephsongheng372 I can only think of like, 2. Other than that, you're not surviving any of them. 😅

[@Hueyeditslol]

For qingque she basically shrinks u as well so the rule would prob crash u

[@s.h.i.h.t.z.u]

bro thinks that he's not going to die from internal bleeding from being hit with a giant metal bat with incredible force, no way same thing with dan heng etc "it just ruptures my organs... I'm not dead."

[@dutygamingsenpai9029]

"i can survive lightning i'm not delusional"

[@CosmosGem]

I think u can but it's like very rare. I known someone who survived twice but honestly he was lucky

[@Luciendar2k]

The video topic was intriguing but your judgment was pretty crazy.

[@Olliewooood]

This gives off so much “yeah I could wrestle a bear” energy

[@pakboris2268]

Luocha slaps you with a coffin he carries around

[@Yanobam]

tbh, if i was an enemy & clara suddenly summoned a giant robo death machine (svarog)... i would probably pass away from sheer fear just being face to face with him. 😭😭

[@yoursupercyborg]

The way you describe their ult is so... Omg.. 😂

[@NoonaStarShine3748]

24:01 why did I laugh so hard at this💀😭

[@NotSweatySweater]

Argenti's full ultimate will skull symbol you.

[@KaiTheTyrant]

Nah bro, all of them would probably kill me (except the healing and support bursts)

[@jacobdorow6374]

You can read the attacks from the main character screen where you power up their level

[@6yoru6]

It was actually pretty original and entertaining to watch, good job man

[@surgeseraphim7741]

so let me get this straight, you think you can tank March's ice that is absurdly cold to the point of completely freezing enemies, but if you get hit with a smoke bomb you just die?

[@hanzfordy3037]

I don't know why but I am giggling throughout the video lol. This guy's reaction itself is somehow funny enough for me.

[@nathan7560]

"He just cuts with his spear" His 2nd ult: 💀

[@soupkeyi2799]

definitely underestimating a lot of these ults, an arrow rain / spear / greatsword slamming into you will almost definitely cause you to die

[@yoimyamano7939]

The comedic timing of that 'hey there, little guy' and that 'what'd she just call me?' had me folding lmao

[@shinkugokare2765]

hes gonna survive lightning,a spear hitting straight in his body and a freaking laser lol🤣

[@slasher2595]

yanqing literally surfs a big ass sword right through you while slicing you with another sword after piercing you with even more swords dog i think thats pretty fucking beyond deadly

[@mayarlis]

Luocha... Shield? I just love when he throws his imaginary Coffin on enemies...

[@noivern4346]

If bro gets frozen by march’s ult it’s jover 💀

[@lului1456]

this is also a pretty good “what characters should i have on my team” list in general ngl

[@kirby69813]

Silver wolf’s should be in We Chill. It’s not real, she’s just hacking you