How Many Things Are Wrong With This 'Space Shuttle' Image

On casual inspection this image looks like a Space Shuttle boosting into orbit, but the more you look at it, the weirder it gets.
I felt compelled to try and do something, to realize this glorious creation in the only way I know how - Kerbal Space Program.
We'll return to regular service soon.
Background music is ‘Marty’s Got A Plan’ by Kevin Macleod - Incompetech.com