How Many Toilet Seats Does It Take To Stop a 50cal?!?!?

[@potitus8751]

Other people: "Is it comfy?" Matt: "Is it bulletproof?"

[@ObsidianAnimation2112]

Why dosen't this comment have 1k like?

[@logan808x9]

Can you do a video with your idea with a kriss vector gun?

[@Randomperson0467]

Haha

[@dxnixble]

Jesus loves you

[@jackwatters9502]

“My toilet seat broke, what isle are they in?” “Sorry sir, a very strange man just came in and bought every toilet seat in the store

[@taylorwhyte4637]

the manager is like this dude has issues stumbles on this channel ands like o this is why he bought some many toilet seats 🚽

[@harrisonlees9654]

Who comes out in the morning and hhuuu I wonder if my toilet seat is bullet-proof

[@jonsong4592]

this is the guy you read about in math textbooks

[@raplikeatrap2137]

i baught the toilets

[@laxcpd]

@@jonsong4592 lol

[@Stew_Pid]

I just spent 17 minutes of my life watching a grown man shoot toilet seats. Worth it.

[@ItsmeCheaib]

Stew Thomas 😂😂😂

[@itsmebatman]

I don't even like guns, still worth it.

[@74pwr]

So u didnt watch the last 4 seconds I watched every milisecond😏

[@CaseyS_]

@@74pwr it's not milliseconds 😂😂😂 it's seconds

[@74pwr]

@@CaseyS_ woops

[@Crackshott248]

Her: he's probably out cheating Me: how many toilet seats does it take to stop 50 cal

[@thompson3137]

Don't have a romantic partner.

[@mrmr_zoomie]

You don’t need a romantic partner when you have the 2nd amendment.

[@thompson3137]

gun

[@amopastorcanadense]

ahahahha this is so random

[@TheOneWhoGames1]

Raphael no it’s gun

[@kesleta7697]

This man out here asking the real questions. Respect.

[@happytonton8972]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@agentryder3806]

Kesleta Kesleta 100th like

[@facelessjack442]

Visitor: "Why does your toilet seat have a bullet hole in it?!" Me: "Why doesn't yours?"

[@christopherrowe7860]

Chuck Noris had to piss so bad he forgot to lift the seat.

[@reecephillips5463]

For target practice;)

[@Dennis-io1ku]

well obviously the previous 8 seats couldnt stop the bullet, thats why

[@ronlucas9166]

😂

[@mudvayne20056969]

Matt: Dirt stops everything really fast. Me: Make a goddamn dirt vest.

[@MyWilliam41]

LMAO 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@voice2skull.]

Bet you've eaten plenty of dirt huh boss?

[@chasejohnson9356]

Lmfao😂😂🤔

[@mudvayne20056969]

viktor mengele If you mean black people pussy then yes.

[@thorodox3796]

@@mudvayne20056969 pffttt

[@xypher321]

14:59 When you find a spider on your toilet seat, see that it disappeared when you stand up, and figure it could be on any of your toilets in your house now.

[@venrahtryne5253]

14:49 America in a nutshell

[@wayacrazy.]

@@venrahtryne5253 yup

[@Boelindellll]

2:55

[@hypernova3527]

11:00 that looks like the old cartoon's holes that characters make when they hit the ground from very high, with the exact same shape as the character.

[@Stigstigster]

Wile E. Coyote style.

[@elestromusicgamesfun1101]

14:59 - Most Merican thing I've ever seen 😂

[@n2noodles]

For a sec I thought you said Mexican

[@hyrize3797]

I thought exactly the same 😂😂

[@wondolind398]

No this is 0:40

[@shiv488]

Elestro Air-soft stolen comment

[@elestromusicgamesfun1101]

@@shiv488 - Stolen? Haha. Better call the cops then 😂 Come on now, this is the most merican thing every, so idk how many similar comments there is. Get a life.

[@CopeLongcut94]

Never in my life have I asked this question, but I'm damn glad Demo Ranch had the answer.

[@joncarver7967]

Il up hi hi

[@mz.6109]

CopeLongcut94 I know right! Lol

[@n_kliesow]

"What gun do you wear?" "Desert Eagle" "Thank god, I've just 10 toilet seats at home" XD

[@visibleconfusion9894]

'dirt stops everything really fast' MAKE SOME DIRT ARMOR

[@duhhnai3235]

Can we get 5000 subscribers with no videos? It sounds smart

[@BAMRABBITWAYNE]

Looks like Eminem

[@johnvarwell7004]

That's why they used sand bags as protection in WW1. They also filled them with dirt when they couldn't get sand.

[@oplastkill7350]

Yo good one

[@Gal4xy_AMV]

Genius!!

[@nikriin3736]

Matt: "Is Flex tape bullet proof?" "Are toilet seats bullet proof?" Future Matt: ... "Are bullets bullet proof?"

[@LD7763]

Lol

[@unscxiv8929]

We are his new think tank

[@jaysontretter4842]

He kinda has a video like that out 😂

[@loriegibbs7335]

Flex Tape is bullet proof, as is anything. The question is how many layers does it take to become bulletproof.

[@Plumyboi]

@@loriegibbs7335 put flex tape around your body armor IQ 99999999999999999999999999999

[@egg_innit]

And now we see a true American defending his ranch from the toilet seat army. 14:53

[@iplyrunescape305]

(Circa 2018 colorized.)

[@zealreaper418]

A GuyYT captain underpants bows to this guy. Yup

[@runngunoutdoors3866]

A GuyYT America fuck yeah

[@Manifest-Best-in-Me]

Matt! If you care, the term for what happen to the 10th Seat is called “spalling” it’s when the force of a object hits a material and causes the material to break off sometimes in large chucks. It can happen to very large chunks of metal too! I’d love to see an episode about that! From your friendly and irresponsible Navy EOD Tech. 👌🏽👈🏼

[@cjayftw]

Me: *hears gunshots* Also me: *Oh, it's just Matt shooting toilets again*

[@dsldigi4395]

You don’t live near matt

[@minininja5248]

S DiGi damn its almost like. That was a joke

[@carriekeeney81]

@@dsldigi4395 r/woooosh

[@dsldigi4395]

Both of you there’s a thing called sarcasm

[@carriekeeney81]

@@dsldigi4395 nice excuse bud

[@raftermanhoward1883]

Imagine going for your morning walk through the forest and you see a guy dual wielding Desert Eagles and shooting at toilet seats.

[@jellyfishattack]

Sadly I'd have a good idea as to what was happening. 😂

[@CPTNDDPL]

*Inhales* "Sweet home Alambama"

[@user-ww6zj1qv9i]

HEY NEIGHBOR

[@m.farizakbarhutasuhut3074]

*walks by and see the thing you described* Eh, welcome to Texas, I guess. *continue walking*

[@esegueyy]

That’s nothing new on the south

[@e7than748]

Just goes into a public bathroom “I’m going to take this”

[@aaronrubiogerdts2424]

Im suprise no comment but 129 likes

[@rfxstudios9481]

Dude goes into a public toilet, randomly pulls out a desert eagle...

[@e7than748]

Patraic Thomas pulls desert eagle “Hey guy welcome back to my channel!”

[@fortnitexd3957]

What a desert eagle from the toilet

[@panos367]

420 likes, keep it that way please.

[@johntube833]

Customer: Where do you keep your Toilet Seats? Shop Clerk: I'm afraid we're all sold out on our toilet seats sir. Customer: Who the hell bought all the toilet seats? What they're being used for:

[@aidenpommee766]

Yes yes man

[@challengeto100subscribers4]

Top 3 mystere in the world 1 : Egypt pyramids 2 : Area 51 3 : KZbin recommendations

[@papillon7773]

Egypt pyramids? Aren't they build by Egypts for dead rich farao's with the valuable stuff?

[@wisemanlincoln1399]

1 of the 3 things you said were actual mysteries

[@SandBob45]

I searched it

[@TheZoomee]

what does this have to do with the video :/

[@papillon7773]

@@TheZoomee Learn English

[@amysteriouspotato4383]

I feel bad for the one guy that needed a toilet seat that day.

[@yaritzaivelissebarbosa8822]

Imagine what it would feel like to need a toilet seat, going to the hardware store and not finding a single one because some dude got them as targets for his guns ...

[@amysteriouspotato4383]

Yaritza Ivelisse Barbosa I'd be cool with that I guess 😂

[@lukearts2954]

@@yaritzaivelissebarbosa8822 That's what Josh meant, actually... But imagine you're that guy, walking in right when Matt was checking those out at the cash register... "Oh cool, they must have a great sale going on, this is my lucky day! ... wait... none left? Crap! (or better hold it a bit till my caption gets selected at BUNKERBRANDING)"

[@stspy212]

I imagine at some point the walmart manager is going to stop Matt and be all "Look we'd love to sell you literally our entire stock of [item]... but could you at least call a week ahead from now on so we can order in advance?"

[@johnthaxton9235]

Matt... Single handedly keeping the toilet seat manufacturers and those who work for them in business.

[@pacemakerdj]

I got really uncomfortable when he started panning down at that bucket

[@WARXion]

The wierd saga continues

[@psycorampage]

@Happy Little Accidents Thanks for the wellness check buddy. I just got back from the doc and good news; I don't have worms!

[@pacemakerdj]

@American Patriots for God and Country hahaha bro I'll do a lot but looking at another dude's shit is pushing it lmao

[@pacemakerdj]

@@psycorampage where you been at bro? You gotta stop creeping them old ladies and get yo ass in Matt's videos

[@SamRisley]

Not as uncomfortable as Matt. That a hell of a gun to dook out.

[@rxddv2]

When he says E, it sounds like "EA Sports, it's in the game." 2:18

[@rz4109]

Yes

[@username419.99]

Matt please please please make a video showcasing all the guns you've accumulated through the years

[@daviddobinson467]

cayden elton he only makes 15-20 minute videos, showing off all his guns would be like a feature film lol 😆

[@blainerenn779]

Yes

[@floordakid1228]

David Dobinson exactly I need something to waste my time off

[@dominicw8868]

He won’t

[@TheBuffaloPaladin]

I’ve left a comment on something similar to your request. That kind of video invites home invaders and trouble makers. Just not a good idea.

[@genericwhitemale.5989]

Matt: *Hears intruder* Also Matt: *Gathers Toilet Seats*

[@ryanglinski360]

On the next episode we have how bulletproof is a hot pink ford raptor!!!!

[@ineedbeanz7555]

rcg adventure lol

[@mrbakerskatz]

It looked good to me ,

[@csofo11]

Be nice to see a tank round go through another one of your trucks Matt!

[@robert9595]

@@mrbakerskatz right? That pink actually looks good on the raptor.

[@geekei4413]

rcg adventure dam it bet me to it 😂

[@Notaname21]

2:20 wait Matt has has house intruders Intruder: I wonder what’s in here, I have my desert eagle so the home owner can’t stop me Matt: YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE FOOL

[@johangomez1995]

Heheheheheheheh

[@rukuduku5298]

U mean he used to have house invaders

[@BBSz_]

I wanna see the expressions of the salesman when you buy stuff like this .. Like.. 30+ toilet seats..

[@Tysean]

Fr😂

[@dog15tamer14]

Fourty actully

[@tullgutten]

30

[@ehodzic155]

If im not wrong i think he said in offtheranch he bought 10? So he buys them separately. I might be misremembering it though.

[@Steve8624]

you mean "expressions"? lol

[@quiteindeed6809]

more like "how many toilet seats does taco bell go through"?

[@zaboomerfooo]

You made even the greatest poet's proud

[@zbob8991]

every single one

[@jake_thomas9104]

1000000,0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 With just me

[@Matt-ub8sr]

That’s true lol 😂

[@steeloneil6536]

True

[@EliBlakley]

Got my notification for this while on the toilet. Meant to be.

[@rocketmonkey90]

Samee

[@AllUselessfacts]

Providence.

[@tiddiesprinkles]

Bet you felt good seeing cooter lol

[@AllUselessfacts]

cam 231 been a while since we’ve seen Cooter.

[@raymondtawil9318]

SAMEEE

[@jordivillanova7925]

6:23 well that’s a lot of damage!

[@JoeGarofaloII]

"This video is sponsored by Simply Safe, simply because I spent a lot of money" I love it Matt! Keep the sponsors coming so you can keep doing what you do!!!

[@generalgage4780]

Should have gotten Simply safe for your Raptor : D

[@WarButler]

brb gonna go trawling through the sewers looking for one of Matt's poop Deagles

[@calebpeelman1749]

Sounds like it's gonna be a shitty time

[@Atumuiku1]

Deagleberries

[@saucebossgaming2693]

i swear

[@h2o848]

@@calebpeelman1749 why

[@eliiskolmannes]

What a shit job

[@007bistromath]

If I'm ever on trial for murder I'm calling this dude as an expert witness on bullet finding

[@Tr1Hard777]

CUT DOWN A CHRISTMAS TREE WITH BULLETS

[@slate.wilson4866]

DAMET COTTON

[@gordonw9358]

Og maco Sheesh Yes!!

[@mercetajs]

spruce*

[@jimijamesjowitt]

No no no. Which gun is fastest to cut down a xmas tree or 2 or 5 or 27.

[@EliteLucarioRS]

Mythbusters did it with a minigun

[@hshshe867]

14:48 as an european I can confirm this is how we think americans are

[@sbrw4316]

Freedom

[@dab0331]

That's why we didn't become Germany's little bitch

[@zackbunch]

as an american i can confirm this is exactly how we are. at least in the south

[@papasha1323]

To who is Up above me yup pretty much

[@vibingwithdanascat8469]

we are like that, our family's christmas tradition is to make ginger bread houses all pretty and bring friends over and blow the shiz out of it with a couple of rifles and pistols and when we've torn most of them apart, whatever wood or box stand we had it on, we let the dad or grandad blow it up with the 12 gauge shotgun

[@grantlee4083]

You need to get a slow mo camera or collab with the slow mo guys

[@richardbaileyii269]

Yaaaass!!

[@coopermeehan2416]

that would be the worlds best video!!!!!!

[@saukash]

YES PLEASEEEEEEE

[@francisautor770]

😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤

[@christopherbrooks1402]

Demo ranch and slow mo guys would be awesome great shout !!

[@andrewfrank5180]

This is the first demo ranch video i ever watched over a year ago and i have been hooked since!!!!!

[@RockIslandAuctionCompany]

COOTER!!!!!!!!!! Missed you, buddy!!!!

[@maartenmeester4502]

I did not miss him. He's so creepy

[@itswift]

Ian could take a dump on that seat if RIA gets it.

[@radioboy2354]

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay Creepy cooter😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

[@matthiaswayman2336]

@@aurthurmorgan3750 excuse me?

[@aurthurmorgan3750]

Matthias Wayman U heard me

[@zukinu12skinnyp4]

“How many toilet seats does it take to stop a .50 cal?” What the fu.....why would you even need to kno.....eh let’s find out anyways

[@legominimovieproductions]

Zukinu12 Gaming Toilet-Seat Armor XD

[@carriekeeney81]

Because Y E S

[@thecourticaljester9152]

It’s like Myth Busters. Except it’s based around the 2nd amendment and the myths were thought of when Matt was drunk.

[@hypersurfer_]

Maybe The Military Has a low Budget

[@sunshine681]

I've blown up a few toilets in my time. I just need to know whether the seat is ass-proof. If I am being shot at during the most vulnerable time of my day, the last thing I'm going to worry about is the seat and the first thing will be what's on that seat - if you catch my drift!

[@Chris-Fennimore]

I don't want a toilet seat, I'll just take the Barrett.

[@haythamhussein5132]

That's a $15000 gun you swear lime hrs gonna give it away

[@peytonhaynes2406]

I agree

[@Yamahabanshee66]

Same i subscribed to you

[@Chris-Fennimore]

Kewl, thanks Austin!

[@jessbowen5484]

I agree

[@brandonmullwray9924]

"Mat poops Desert Eagles?!?" I choked on my coffee with that! ROFLMFAO! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I haven't laughed so hard in months. Thanks, that made my day!

[@johnspartan3405]

Hi-points would have made it funnier imo

[@mikejohnston11]

2:31 “this is how it begins” - Al Asad

[@shadowcompany8669]

Lol

[@darinlocklear9938]

Yeah

[@user-pf3zb7lv9b]

this is the most american thing i've seen all day

[@mweston25]

M and it’s beautiful!

[@noah-ns7lu]

just imagine like going to school taking a dump and then they're being like a Glock in the toilet or even a desert eagle

[@justsaying6341]

Noah Look, I get that people who constantly correct others’ spelling are considered douches... but why on earth can’t anyone differentiate between "their", "they’re", and "there" anymore??? And also since when?!

[@tharpbilly2396]

Pff pooping desert eagles is for pussies. I have 50 bmg rounds comin out my ass... sideways.

[@pxkrow]

How many pistols does it take to stop a 50 cal

[@lastimadogeiseyalleysterc.278]

15:00 An absolute mad man wielding a strong weapon, rushing to the enemies (1944, Colorized)

[@TzUuup]

That shit was insane 😂😂😂

[@WhiskE308]

The question is: how many 50 cals does it take to stop a toilet seat??

[@kurubyy]

1

[@lobopiro4732]

I think you did that wrong.....

[@jordangoosen4923]

1 demoranch

[@maggiemayrose1239]

@@jordangoosen4923 lol

[@stevennawas3937]

O WATER SHEEP WHY DID YOU TAKE JORGEN

[@Justess21914]

14:59 when someone says they don’t like demolition ranch

[@emptierz8795]

Lol

[@freakishdivinity]

Nicole Kolstad lol

[@saralively1101]

Nicole Kolstad lol ikr

[@pccreations6608]

I would not have given him a gun as a kid...

[@dicar76]

“I don’t really like demolition ranch that mu-“ BANG BANG BANG BANG! “I mean...”

[@lukestile9862]

14:53 that shockwave though

[@user-vb2go3bd2t]

Some dude: * breaks into Matt’s house* Matt: *How much does it take to stop a burglar?*

[@omarkharabsheh3919]

This is underated

[@frostbite9926]

LOLOLOLOLOL

[@pointfivreoh4373]

No, its how many burglars can stop

[@jasonreed2030]

Welcome to demolition ranch! Today's video; *Will a Burglar stop a 50 cal?*

[@aderik4m.245]

How many burglars can stop a 50 cal

[@yourlocalcommandercody7818]

Me at 3am about to go to sleep sees this vid: I DONT NEED SLEEP I NEED ANSWERS

[@vilhoaari9650]

Me at 10 pm: Okay only one more video Me at 2 am: How many toile..

[@Mattthijs_28]

^thats totally me last week. From this week on , i cant do that shit anymore cuz my parents say i use my phone too much so i have to put it downstairs whenever i go to bed. Life sucks

[@NotElmerKeith1]

you've been reading my mail...

[@CamxCam.]

@@Mattthijs_28 It's best not to watch Matt for too long, anyways... ... since masturbation is practically a guarantee, and they say masturbation can cause blindness.

[@d.o.f.t.1578]

Hah it’s only 1:30 AM. I am growing more and more stronger. Soon I’ll only have to watch 33 videos b4 I go to bed

[@djay1120]

Cam x Cam yup, my wife was a little too close one time....she’s blind now.

[@itsurboi2598]

2:36 **accedently shoots camera**

[@Daytona-gd1eu]

2:19 E A SPORTS ITS IN THE GAME bro when he says e it sounds just like it

[@daaddydiplo]

yes

[@saralively1101]

You play that game too

[@venomdude3425]

Sara Lively ummm lol ea has made a lot of games

[@nikolaosmikroulis7709]

Hahaha yeah bro

[@issvz]

Lol ye

[@Cartoon-qh1hb]

"the wood grain toilet seats that your grandma likes," SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TRUE LOL

[@andrewokerlund5689]

You should shoot gallon tubs of glue, see if it's different from shooting water

[@cy5279]

glue is more viscose, so yes

[@cineskies114]

Yea that would be cool to watch!!! get lots of tarps ahead of time! HAHAHA

[@tjshorts6167]

How much Elmer's Glue does it take to stop a 50 BMG?

[@ianmelby7578]

I wonder how many mattresses it takes to stop a bullet

[@zacharywittman8876]

This needs to be tested

[@ianmelby7578]

@exoticezekialgameplays Thanks!

[@brodyca1898]

1000$

[@gregorymorrisette9468]

@exoticezekialgameplays fuck broncos but they r badass

[@stub0794]

All of them

[@zaydbrewer4187]

How many Desert eagles would it take to stop a desert eagle

[@tristanwibel4250]

Zayd Brewer Bout 4 and by that I mean $14,000 Worth

[@darksamich1173]

Wouldn’t be expensive for him, he poops them

[@c5d777]

Zayd Brewer about like 3 kidneys

[@zaydbrewer4187]

Tristan Wibel how do you know I am not doubting you but I’m just wondering how you know that

[@ಇLiv]

An Iron fist

[@tomaf]

I loved the vid. I would have liked to see after the 1st shot, how much of the shrapnel from wood pieces damaged the next lid all the way down to the last one where you showed that the shrapnel damaged it. It's amazing that even on that last one, there was enough power for the woodchips to make significant marks on the next seat cover.

[@aldor9357]

Now that's just classic DemolitionRanch Love it

[@JohnDoe-on6ru]

-"Why do you need that many toilet seats?" -"BECAUSE MERICA THAT'S WHY!!!!!!"

[@JoahTheThread5ive]

What the is a MERICA?

[@phaton89]

Take the seats back to hardware store and see if they’re under warranty because they broke. Clearly this is normal wear and tear.

[@darylheintz8681]

Mackenzie Reeves - beat comment ever.

[@PBY12345]

fuck off ;)

[@reignorshine.]

Yup if he shits desert eagles it makes sense

[@sfgcunited3563]

Mackenzie Reeves yea.... this always happens to my toilets in a day...

[@undedraidz4865]

Lol

[@Kwecsk]

You are so accurate 😂😂 my grandma actually has that wood toilet seat 😂😂

[@Yourmomsfavorite6975]

Same

[@joanneparsons9777]

You're Right To ME

[@joanneparsons9777]

@@Yourmomsfavorite6975 me and you and your. BUM

[@raze_powerz169]

Matt: How many toilet seats can handle 50 cal My mind: 50 calories?

[@gabriellemiller2133]

RaZe _wisam literally 😂

[@n1itro916]

my mind it was number 15 burger king foot lettuce

[@bugarsandor2504]

cal in usa: caliber cal elswhere: calories

[@Eagle8599]

Glad to see that Mere didn't get the Barrett wrapped in pink! 👍

[@Astralek]

0:38 HOW DARE YOU COMPARE A DESERT EAGLE TO EXCREMENT! But seriously, You should have put that destroyed Hi-Point in there.

[@khairutledge6900]

He didn't wipe either

[@ss.fx3626]

+Khai Rutledge you only wipe guns if there ILegal

[@c0ltpw193]

You know the desert eagle is a trash gun and it can compare to a excrement

[@Saeiane777]

It should have been a browning.

[@girtsfridbergs6002]

could be SCUM reference?

[@nixxhimself]

Rewatching older vids and forgot about this intro. 😂 love this one

[@gradyprairie9523]

Notice what 50 cal he didn't bring to the ranch #500SW

[@joedamewood1760]

Are we just going to ignore that fact he shoulder fired that .50... while he was walking...

[@georgianultraimperialistor2934]

yeah he just gone full badass

[@zackattack1379]

He’s talked about it before. That damn muzzle break man

[@carsonbrown1103]

Jolly Joe yeah he felt that one later

[@jwpipes47]

Does it have a floating barrel?

[@theitalianstallion973]

Jolly Joe he’s the doomslayer!!!!! 😱😱

[@Heather22514]

2:20 number one rule don’t point guns at people (Matt: points gun at his viewers

[@plxnet]

Savage clan flex it hurt my eyes for some reason

[@hshshshsdhshshshs5622]

Matt: *actually points gun at his camera and now viewers*

[@hshshshsdhshshshs5622]

not*

[@seabeeswebuildwefight9723]

The number 1 rule is don't point a gun at someone unless you play to use it. I'm sure one day he'll shoot us camera.

[@dabsmoke7485]

@@seabeeswebuildwefight9723 I actually really wanna see that video 😂

[@rumtata]

You're the funniest firearm enthusiast in the whole www.....by far :) Hope you keep on doin this! Awesome work matt! Greetings from good ol germany

[@andban92]

While he was recording this vide he still didn't knew about Mere's idea about pink Wraptor!! xd

[@patrickquerry5768]

Matt ruin somebody's day looking for a toilet seat at that hardware store

[@moshes5508]

How'd you know my grandma had a wooden toilet seat with carpet?!

[@DragonMoth34]

Mine currently does.

[@Lonewolf_1313]

Me to

[@charlesmiller6826]

Everyone's grandmother had one, at least the southerners

[@d4ngru5h83]

A carpet on your toilet, what so you can still wipe your ass if you have no toilet paper? 😅

[@jessegardner33]

No because those toilet lids are "sturdy" as well so having a carpeted top means it's less cold and you can sit down on it before or after your shower, my grandma used to do it xD

[@joonayacht633]

His intro gets more American every time and it gets funnier 😂😂😭😭

[@youssefghanem7498]

14:59 this is America

[@colinparsons9286]

Childish gambino approves

[@dratuang2962]

Don't get you slippin now

[@the_mann6319]

Youssef Ghanem stolen but better that original

[@00bean00]

I can't imagine how strong the concussion is

[@theluftwaffleeater8074]

“Matt poops desert eagles” ohhh so that is how he gets so many guns

[@marombestander2616]

Probably hurts

[@henrybylinowski7102]

The Best German :D yep

[@Stigstigster]

@@marombestander2616 I would just own a lot of Kimber K6's if that was how we had to get them.

[@JayMac]

"I smell his musk" I'm already dead five seconds into the intro 🤣🤣

[@coralreefer4602]

R.I.P. it's a shame you only lived through 5 seconds, the rest of the video was pretty good

[@connorswank5260]

This is actually the first video I saw of yours and I subscribed. Now I have watched all of your videos. Keep it up Matt

[@Cdswevnnjyfd]

Matt: that’s a lot of energy Phil swift: that’s a lot of damage

[@GotrekGurninsson]

My poop still outperformed all those calibers. I wreck right down to the septic tank.

[@noahwright9381]

Hahaha that's funny

[@that_red_dentside3968]

Lol

[@Outdoor_Things]

Lol

[@NyangisKhan]

I pooped 3 times yesterday. IDK about quality. But quantity-wise I win!

[@danielfairweather9229]

The original basin buster

[@AsRedAsBlood7]

How many Glocks does it take to stop a .50 BMG?

[@lordtalo2062]

About tree fiddy

[@spaced_out3947]

@@lordtalo2062 Fuck off Nessie.

[@BananaHamington]

AsRedAsBlood I want to see that

[@notchocky2105]

Yes!

[@11magic1man11]

@Nate Nijp woooosh

[@justforkicks4499]

Im just imagining some poor guy getting off work after nagging texts from his wife all day about a broken toilet seat, stopping at the hardware store, and hearing "sorry, were fresh out... some guy came in today about bought all we had to shoot at" 🤣

[@drunkmurican4267]

Why am I not surprised that he shits desert eagles?

[@rafaelalodio5116]

If he shits desert eagles I wonder what he eats.

[@Soldatsky]

Anyone else want the old clunky Barrett back?

[@matthewjones5546]

Yes

[@richardbaileyii269]

Yesss please!!!

[@ichhabhunger6707]

Yeeeeeessss

[@radeni]

NO! A1 is better

[@robinpohl2702]

50 Beowulf, Matt:"now that's a lot of damage"

[@itrieditathome9760]

Some college kid: look at my new toilet seat! All his friends: why are there bullet holes in it?

[@waswer6901]

You should try and do a collaboration with The Slow Mo Guys, it would be awesome

[@gallicblitz9996]

was wer the amount of times i have thought of this

[@unbeknowndog3182]

No

[@waswer6901]

@@unbeknowndog3182 why not?

[@unbeknowndog3182]

@@waswer6901 I just say no to almost every question

[@waswer6901]

@@unbeknowndog3182 my first comment wasn't even a question

[@leviticusplays1273]

Cooter is back baby!

[@jacobguinta7994]

How ironic that I'm watching this while in a toliet😂

[@munishganorkar7375]

You are in a toilet??

[@Tyler-fp8hh]

I don't think you are supposed to be IN a toilet

[@toddlaplanteVT85]

Dude that's bad for you if you IN the toilet

[@beautybaypro]

IN a toilet

[@harrisonwalker9196]

Hope you get out of the toilet

[@mishkajb]

This was the first Demo Ranch video I saw. Got hooked by the toilet seat vs .50 cal title. Now I can't stop watching Matt and family! Hit up OffTheRanch if you're new to the channel!

[@Bjtttt]

“Matt poops desert eagles?” 😂😂😂

[@floppy401]

Boomer vlogs what do you mean? Are you saying you don't? Lol

[@brodyca1898]

@@floppy401 I poop ak's

[@pigpower1189]

Boomer vlogs don’t tell mere

[@IBHunter]

If I every poop a gun, I hope it’s a LCP! Desert Eagle! Ouch!

[@deltatango7759]

@@IBHunter NAA .22mag

[@TheWhitestMan]

At the end: "So anyway I started blasting..."

[@dctank13]

See y’all in a year or two when KZbin recommends this again.

[@troyweigel8021]

Lol. Same

[@goreobsessed2308]

Wonder why it works that way?

[@gamerchadfantacocat9677]

bruh bruh bruh

[@starlightfury4252]

Nice name

[@SirSync]

Hello

[@chicolopez3383]

This was the first video i ever seen from matt and now I’m addicted

[@wesley.3250]

True happiness doesn't exis...14:59

[@claytonmartin3305]

Wes/ 4chan memeLord dudeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[@yes____]

dual berretas in a shellnut

[@atryan1125]

I thought i'm looking at my own comment

[@wesley.3250]

@@atryan1125 My child👶

[@gagejernigan5277]

True

[@WatchingYou2ube]

Mat are you cool enough to get TWO AA-12s ??

[@meowcow21]

The dual weild attachment is only for secondaries

[@Josiah0722]

Ahhmm Fpsrussia

[@blakeok952]

Fpsrussia baby

[@leeannpeterson573]

He is

[@user-jy3jm9jh3t]

@@meowcow21 AA12 is a secondary when you get an AA12 holster so you can carry it as a sidearm M249 holsters are a bit harder to find

[@bkerchev]

Pretty damn funny watching you shooting the crap outta those toilet seats.

[@ethanhood9340]

bkerchev underrated comment

[@bkerchev]

@@ethanhood9340 Some people really love their seats, my comment might not "sit well" with them. Butt, that's ok, it was pretty damn funny.

[@ethanhood9340]

bkerchev one too far brother

[@skeeterbite9018]

Dumb

[@jessbowen5484]

Bad pun

[@Pufferfish2000]

I wish he were able to make videos like this still. Aiming the weapon at the camera for us to see doesn’t mean it’s chambered but makes it interesting to see the barrel size to others. The nostalgia of the winter where you live when I watch these types of videos is a comfort feeling.