Omg, you killed it! - “I make no excuse…. Even though I vehemently denied all allegations until the video came out.” 😂😮😂😂
@ABum-nc7sb8 ай бұрын
Still waiting, I'm lying 🤥 😂
@mindful58178 ай бұрын
I think you 100% nailed it
@sonyachirrey27278 ай бұрын
That was funny 😂😂😂😂
@GnA_0008 ай бұрын
Diddy's apology was as disgusting as him. Your apology on the other hand was literally would have made him seem like more of a man if he did it like you did😂😂
@negativepercentage8 ай бұрын
“& I wish y’all never saw it” 😂😭😭😭😭
@Pitbulloves8 ай бұрын
That’s exactly it
@afenismama8 ай бұрын
👆🏾💯‼️
@mastergoku42408 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@t-dog24748 ай бұрын
NO PIDDY FOR DIDDY 😭😂
@iraford57888 ай бұрын
Now that is admittedly clever.
@t-dog24748 ай бұрын
@@iraford5788 stole it on Instagram 😭😂😂😂
@Willhenry73918 ай бұрын
That's HILARIOUS 🤣🤣🤣
@stryfetc14718 ай бұрын
I like it!😂
@roi24268 ай бұрын
T Shirt
@SchizoSkillz8 ай бұрын
This coulda been a SNL cold open! 🤣🤣🤣
@Rey-pr3hz8 ай бұрын
For real!😂
@stevied25068 ай бұрын
So true...This could be a SNL skit
@BAILEYInSKYRIM8 ай бұрын
Unfortunately Saturday night live wouldn't approve.. but is a strong possibility
@acharich8 ай бұрын
Better than..!
@ScottyG-wood8 ай бұрын
This is exactly how he sounded too.
@777MAG8 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂exactly, horrible. He could have kept that.
@NompiloKhumalo-jm7sm8 ай бұрын
"Hold on, what u say Russell?" I nearly peed on my bed🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@acharich8 ай бұрын
It did look like that kinda setting.. 💀
@MrMayfield028 ай бұрын
The peeks over the glasses after the fake cry was it! 😂😂😂😂
@rbee65078 ай бұрын
"Put Cassie in a rock bottom"...killed me.
@mapitizat8 ай бұрын
🤭🤭💔😭🤣
@TrueVintageRnBFan8 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@AmberColeman-gq1wn8 ай бұрын
You dudes are absolutely sick. Please stay away from all women.
@thusano28 ай бұрын
I was trying so hard not to laugh because this situation was horrible, but leave it to Crank to find the funny here lol.
@nikkolecoleman33888 ай бұрын
😂
@Perpetual_Prince8 ай бұрын
Right! It looks like Diddy in the same place as Russell Simmons! lol 😂
@aprylvanryn58988 ай бұрын
This man saying the quiet parts out loud 😆 🤣 😂
@markeypeace34028 ай бұрын
Getting therapy from Dr Umar is wild🤣🤣🤣
@maloishwilson8 ай бұрын
🤣😭😂
@treydubs53328 ай бұрын
LoL 😂😅😂
@AmberColeman-gq1wn8 ай бұрын
We know yall hate him, since he chooses to treat black women like human beings a. And doesn’t let black men escape accountability.
@patrickburns48218 ай бұрын
I busted out laughing
@Prettyfacetashie8 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@troygale79768 ай бұрын
Wrestling with Usher😂😂😂😂😂
@druskeymercadel89558 ай бұрын
For a box of cereal 😂😂😂😂
@darkmatter...3698 ай бұрын
Diddy literally said that gay shh too!! 😂😂
@geraldmashishi30628 ай бұрын
Makes Usher look lame af!!
@keshahunt14768 ай бұрын
@@geraldmashishi3062No it doesnt...Usher was an underage kid at the time...cant blame a victim
@Prettyfacetashie8 ай бұрын
That part had me on the fall😂😂😂😂😂
@adelialharris888 ай бұрын
Somebody take crank lucas phone and don't give it back🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@emtac19378 ай бұрын
Take the phone, take the battery out, mail the phone to Singapore and the battery to Zimbabwe!
@bringthepayne75618 ай бұрын
@@emtac1937😂😂😂😂
@hiawathaclemons8 ай бұрын
@@emtac1937 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Prettyfacetashie8 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@quizman58 ай бұрын
"I hit Rock Bottom, no literally I hit Cassie with the Rock Bottom" 😂DEAD
@thedonjonpaul8 ай бұрын
That last line about the Sean John/Phat Farm collab was comedy genius!
@MrMayfield028 ай бұрын
“I’m not asking for forgiveness, but what I do ask is that you support the new Sean John and Phat Farm collaboration…. For whenever your woman is trying to walk out and you have to kick her back into place…. (Take that, take that)….”
@jeopardyc.12238 ай бұрын
You outta line😂😂😂😂😂😂
@stones9188 ай бұрын
"...and I wish y'all never saw it." The real reason he's sorry
@JoelHernandez-yl6yw8 ай бұрын
The “people’s kick” is mad disrespectful 😂😂😂
@tyishalashay18718 ай бұрын
Especially when you’re the one making them dark.😭😭😭😭😭😭
@t_raw56578 ай бұрын
I ain't expect that extra "I'm truly sorry" at the end ngl 🤣🤣🤣
@collenmabika17478 ай бұрын
Take that, take that😂😊
@jonathanmcknight24538 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Not the Rock bottom 😂
@Kim-Berly2008 ай бұрын
“What chu say Russell” 😮😅😅 Funny New subscriber after this video 😂
@RX-qv2xc8 ай бұрын
1994= Cant stop, Wont stop 2024= Should stop, Please stop
@msmakeupbiz8 ай бұрын
"he told me stop dating mixed women and only deal with fully black women" -Dr Umar 😂😂😂
@vitolay8 ай бұрын
“I wish you never saw it” 😂
@1Slimdiamond8 ай бұрын
"I was fucked up on everythang" is crazy. 😂😂😂
@missyanndavenport37458 ай бұрын
This is his best performance. Better than Get Him To The Greek and Monster's Ball combined!
@henderson60008 ай бұрын
Puff definitely pissed of the wrong person cause all his dirt is coming out.
@Twoodard818 ай бұрын
What did he do to make em that mad 🤔🤔🤔🤔 #boondocks 🤣🤣🫡🫡
@Raizle7778 ай бұрын
He for sure missed his last check with the Illuminati or something.
@georgiasweetpotato71708 ай бұрын
@@Twoodard81 when he sued that $79.63Billion Dollar Gigantic Liquor Company Diageo in May 2023, his WHOLE world 🌎 has been crashing down 🤷🏾♀️
@KnightShift0068 ай бұрын
Big brother 👁️ bigger botha
@henderson60008 ай бұрын
@@KnightShift006 yeah he missed a payment or something
@kingdomlifewjamie94878 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣 best one I've seen yet.
@TheChameleon20088 ай бұрын
Comedians always spitting FACTS!
@daddyteddy858 ай бұрын
The peeks over the glasses Crank you are insane 😂😂😂😂
@mr.marbles47078 ай бұрын
I shouldn’t laugh, but this guy is a fool. Lol
@michaelholmes19198 ай бұрын
"The Open Toe Big Steppers." I can't even 😂😂
@MyBathBakery8 ай бұрын
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 “What you said Russell”⁉️” 🤣😂🤣😂😂
@MatronWisdom8 ай бұрын
You wild Crank! Spot on!
@Perpetual_Prince8 ай бұрын
Lmao 🤣 Crank was quick yo!! But it’s funny how Diddy talkin like he was goin through tough times like nigga what about Cassie!? Diddy really gave us a monologue.. audition for a movie role smh
@chumps79748 ай бұрын
And him being ashamed of the stuff in THAT video! Bruh, what about the stuff that wasn't caught on cam
@yaminatoday11518 ай бұрын
His "reflections" on tough times started 48 hours ago when the video came out. Up until then Cassie was a liar out for money.
@patsitekick8 ай бұрын
"what you say Russel..?!?" 😂😂🤣
@johnysanon54428 ай бұрын
I got to therapy to see doc Uhmar that's 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@noahlondon80058 ай бұрын
LOVE IT!!!!! Keep the PIDDYFUL apologies coming!!!
@yvetteaustin62828 ай бұрын
This is sad 😞!!! I am only laughing 😆 at Crank !!!
@gmaster17958 ай бұрын
"What you said Russell " is wild people just don't know😂😂😂😂
@nathan-qcueparsons2688 ай бұрын
"I couldnt stop...I wouldn't stop,eh eh eh eh"
@almightyredrum74518 ай бұрын
That damn diddy
@viola19804 ай бұрын
Cuff Daddy is sorry 😂😂😂😂
@deloresredman47928 ай бұрын
haha you nailed him. Especially the lack of emotion straight face...LOL !!
@14192jn8 ай бұрын
"I take full responsibility for my actions in that video. Even though I lied about doing any of it." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@zero11888 ай бұрын
Diddy will be arrested by the end of the year. Not for abuse but something else.
@ChosenJudaHiTess_TheShemiTess8 ай бұрын
📰SEAN 'DIDDY' COMBS Hotel Video Likely To Speed Up Federal Case, Investigator Says. NYPD's 'Hip-Hop Cop' Derrick Parker, Who Investigated Diddy In 1999 Shooting, Says New Video Bodes Poorly For Mogul.* By Michael Ruiz Fox News Published May 18, 2024 8:00am EDT
@whyme88488 ай бұрын
How do u know👀
@ChosenJudaHiTess_TheShemiTess8 ай бұрын
@@whyme8848 *📰SEAN 'DIDDY' COMBS Hotel Video Likely To Speed Up Federal Case, Investigator Says. NYPD's 'Hip-Hop Cop' Derrick Parker, Who Investigated Diddy In 1999 Shooting, Says New Video Bodes Poorly For Mogul.* By Michael Ruiz Fox News Published May 18, 2024 8:00am EDT
@kimbaker43528 ай бұрын
The pulling down of the glasses 🕶️ 😂, hilarious!
@brianfelton49278 ай бұрын
Hilarious this exactly how it was
@RealDealCurrentEvents8 ай бұрын
That was extremely funny. You got a new subscriber for this video!! 🎉
@Prettyfacetashie8 ай бұрын
This guy needs to be a comedian asap.he is indeed very funny and very talented 😂😩👏
@jaymayhem83468 ай бұрын
BRO my sides hurt from laughing!
@roi24268 ай бұрын
The Big Steppahs!😂😂😂
@IAMDNATION0428 ай бұрын
Yo man your skits don't disappoint 😅
@TayobkTailz8 ай бұрын
Can't stop, Won't stop. Uh-uh 😂
@vjjunlimited8 ай бұрын
Not buy the new shoes in case you have to "kick her back into her place " 😅😂
@juliomedina30848 ай бұрын
Everytime i see a video with some shit going down with rappers i have to stop and make sure it isn't just crank making a funny video 😂
@Csquaretherealist-jb8ro8 ай бұрын
This whole video is what comedy post to be😂😂I 😂😂
@harryville33277 ай бұрын
He said i was fucked up on everything😂😂😂😂
@Susyt408 ай бұрын
This video better go viral because THIS one is the actual truth! Diddy done did himself in!
@SeikoSKO8 ай бұрын
He even got the background correct.
@meanisai8 ай бұрын
You are truly hilarious!!! 😂😂😂
@whyme88488 ай бұрын
This is great i couldn't even get thru that apology im glad for ur video
@Hbizz8138 ай бұрын
Yes, you nailed it 👏
@SubnormalEntertainment7 ай бұрын
"And by them, I mean my girlfriend's eyes" is diabolical
@mxbblife_mu8 ай бұрын
Diddy be Like " Im an Overdoser, Im an Overdoser, Should I Go to Rehab i just tell em No sir" 😂😂😂
@JanineAmei8 ай бұрын
Hahahaha the gagging 😂😂😂
@sandraorton12838 ай бұрын
"I wish you wouldn't have seen it" said it all. Stay tuned for some of the videos from his LA and Miami homes.!!!!
@sarahosuba968 ай бұрын
The peoples kick to the face 😂😂
@juliie0078 ай бұрын
When he names all the drugs his used, it takes back to the scene when Diddy’s is getting high in the movie Take him to the Greek. For some reason Diddy’s acting on this scene seemed so natural in the movie and later chasing Jonah & Russell through the hotel hallway yelling at them “you can’t runway from me I’m black…” this film pretty much reflected on several aspects of his real life character.
@canicole208 ай бұрын
Lol!! I got a six pack of abs from laughing at this video !😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@mdexterc28948 ай бұрын
Diddy apologize? No he diddint!
@kikicola788 ай бұрын
Too sooooooon! 🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😱
@Londol18 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣this is fantastic!!!
@eyesonthepiescc8 ай бұрын
If it's Crank, I'm clicking.
@marygreenfield99648 ай бұрын
For therapy, "I went to see Dr. Umar."
@aonforme33498 ай бұрын
Good one, CL!!! Stuff is funny as all out!
@jenniferpazmino71398 ай бұрын
This dude is freakin hilarious 😂
@sarahosuba968 ай бұрын
I’m dying. This is soooo good
@1savannahlegend2478 ай бұрын
Lol when the actual video came out I was like hold on you seemed therapy that quick you were exposed only a few hours ago
@danielb22778 ай бұрын
You wild as hell man. This is the funniest friggin channel
@kevinjones69648 ай бұрын
I started seeing Dr.Umar😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Joebarsonly8 ай бұрын
Lmao 😂 you funny ass hell bro!
@Ms84baby8 ай бұрын
I'm at work trying my absolute hardest not to laugh. Holding in this laugh is physically hurting my face 😅
@Latoya6578 ай бұрын
I am done😂😂😂😂😂👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾
@trisail93134 ай бұрын
This is a throwback!😂😂😂
@JohnAnderson-oz3pf8 ай бұрын
Bro I’m crying 😂😂😂😂😂
@charlesperry64088 ай бұрын
I swear the internet is like that one cousin you can't take no where. Lol😂😂😂
@greent168 ай бұрын
Crank making us fall on the floor! 😂
@victoriousmuscle86328 ай бұрын
You a fool that is on point!
@BroderickJones-he7uq8 ай бұрын
He still has people in his corner and family and friends and fans. I'm definitely a big fan and will always be one no matter what. All you haters can 👇🏽
@lik3myndz8 ай бұрын
Crank Lucas feasting off the Diddler news and Rap Battles...spot on though 👌🏾
@wp-theillest19878 ай бұрын
Chuckled as soon as I clicked……😂😂😂
@rachelcampbell81858 ай бұрын
I'm hollering 😂😂
@1mochadelightable8 ай бұрын
We cant take nothing serious 😂😂😂😂😂
@SoranotRoxas8 ай бұрын
The fake crying and back to talking normal afterwards was hilarious 😂.
@BrotherShield8 ай бұрын
I dont know why, but this reminds me of a scene in the boondocks where Whitney and Bobby are in court Again. Thats My House B
@userlost9196 ай бұрын
Not the rock bottom and people's elbow......then the wrestling usher over the frosted flakes reference is crazy lmao