How Pro Anglers Go Poop On The Water…

Randy talks about how pro anglers relieve themselves on the water…#basslake #bassfishing #bassfishinglife #fishing #carp #sportfishing #fishingequipment #baitandtackle #carpfishing #sportfishing #angler
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[@bobgebhardt6797]

I have a pop up changing room and a 5 gal bucket for when my wife goes fishing with me. Fits the back deck great…

[@TOM_T2000]

"Back by popular demand" how anglers go poop on the water. 😂😂

[@callisto32]

We had a co-angler that pleaded with the boater 3 times to let him off the boat to go and he would not. He just kept fishing and ignored him. So the co-angler raised the lid on the live-well and went. Then the boater got mad.

[@corymiles248]

😂

[@Bottomfeederonfire]

He didn’t weigh that brown trout in?

[@ianj3785]

Haha😂

[@callisto32]

@@Bottomfeederonfire Apparently It was under the 14" limit and the boater threw it back in the lake.😃

[@LuckyLucky-bm1pg]

damn he could've at least go off the side of the boat he'll it was bass boat so that would've been easy as pie.

[@tonygville2969]

When you are delivering mail for the USPS, you can't knock on someone's door and ask to use their toilet. 5 gallon bucket is in every LLV or mail carrier. When you got to go, you got to go.

[@tightknotsfishing9334]

At stop 10 I had 1 CBU that had a nice, well maintained port-a-john right by it. Perfect spot for me. :)

[@Pudge4400]

"SPECIAL DELIVERRRRYYYY!...."

[@tonygville2969]

@tightknotsfishing9334 woods work fine if you are in a rural area. Definitely makes you think about what you eat. What goes in usually has to come out 🫣

[@glenncivale6824]

That is funny. I had an incident last month up on Watts Bar. Luckily, no one around. I used the throttle and steering wheel technique too, lol. Allison Boats actually have a model with a built-in toilet! All 3 of my past female partners were trained well -They knew how to hang it over the gunwhale!

[@Pudge4400]

Welllll...I guess it beats yet another rant about Livescope... 😂

[@ianj3785]

The jumbo ned trd lol

[@chipseiler1766]

For a second I thought I was watching "Realistic Fishing." That's pretty realistic!

[@Troutfisch]

Coffee and spicy foods are not your friends first thing in the AM! 🤣💩

[@Buddy1980]

Depends! Work great

[@mikem8502]

Thank you uncle Randy, needed a good laugh

[@johnsamsky6253]

Good one. I guess it had to be said.

[@honchoxba]

This was back in the days of Kevin Vandam's amateur years, Great Plains circuit(then sold to Redman Tobacco-then to WM). I drew a local boater who carried a short looped rope. Bad #2 time, big loop around chest and little loop around butt seat post...and hang it over!

[@Pudge4400]

The "Ape Hang!" 😂

[@EPH113]

Had a buddy that used a box …. As the box floated away he realized it had his name and address on it! He got the box back and removed his info!

[@MichaelSwirzewski]

you go before you leave. Dang all- I worked farm so long I go within ten minutes of wakin' up to crap. Ain't no time no other time in the day. I swear I don't get how most people live.

[@waynejones5170]

Same here

[@nukacolaguy001]

💯

[@boognish.]

Quit showing off

[@Pudge4400]

​@@boognish.Yeah...no kidding! You and your "predictable colon!" Must be frickin' NICE! 😅

[@Pudge4400]

@@Bloodandiron65 hahaha...I drink my coffee, might be 20 minutes....might be an hour...might be six hours, who knows?

[@steveselfridge819]

I used your link again today. They didn’t have any sales going on. But all good. Really liked this video I have fished with Christy B. as co angler she’s got it down.

[@radamus210]

Pulled me in with the boat pic thinking we were going for a ride man! ... But no, back to basics. I had a porta-pot on my lake boat I took friends walleye fishing on lake Erie. But no#2 and I prefer going off the bow ~ On my bass boat, P off the bow or it's back to the ramp where there's generally a port-a-jon somewhere. Out tubing/sking? easy, underwater discharge, whatever, just be mindful of the current.

[@mikewubben2844]

I had to hang off the back of the boat 3 weeks ago. Between main motor and kicker. No power pole to hang onto. Fortunately, no one was in sight. Always keep some TP onboard just in case.

[@blindbasser]

Ya go to the bank . I had to go real bad during a FLW Stren series tournament, so I hopped out and did my business behind a bush but in site of the boat and co angler . My co was bitching saying I cheated by getting out of the boat and was refusing to sign my weight in slip . Long story short it came to us arguing and him wanting to have me DQ ed . We ended going to the ramp mid day and the tournament director met us there and said I was completely legal . It's considered an emergency.

[@alanweisner2421]

The lil red Ace Hardware bucket ! Sometimes a bad gut ain't gonna wait😂. My story, I bought a new boat. Took it out on local lake for a shake down, wife along. Sudden cramps and we know the clock is running down quickly when we start feeling that. I had less than 10 seconds to figure it out on a crowded Lake. So I emptied a tackle flat and did my business in the tackle flat. May she rest in peace 🙏💩💩💩🥴😆😆 at least I didn't "shat" myself

[@ronaldcox2741]

Never heard of a tackle flat 🤣

[@hxrle.y_8522]

Oh my favorite channel, Go Pooping With Randy Blaukat

[@adamschronk3620]

I have more hilarious stories pertaining to this topic than anything else in my 20 years of bass fishing.🤣

[@timburton9514]

I heard a hilarious story about Gerald Swindle . He had a female co angler in his boat. He’d eaten Mexican food the night before. Well he “sharted”!! Had to go on the bank behind some bushes and clean himself up!!

[@clay7514]

Yep

[@LuckyLucky-bm1pg]

😂

[@HookSetterOutdoors]

Dam the G-man turned into the S-man 😂

[@Handtiedbaits]

Dude Wipes sponsor for a reason.

[@Aqua_Holic_Fishing]

Dropping sausage isn’t just for pro anglers.

[@baldbeardedbasser]

Finally some useful information!

[@Bezzell_Rocket]

Nobody's taking a dump in my live wells!! Hahahah

[@robertcates2549]

After dropping off the new and improved ned rig just hang over the gunnel, saves on toilet paper gives a whole new meaning to the word bidet

[@larryhobbs8769]

Had a buddy fishing a crAppie tournament with a guy. My buddy had to go #2 and the guy wouldn’t take him to the bank so he shite in the floor of the boat. Dude got mad as hell. Hahahahahha

[@802brundogsaint]

Crappie tournament. I see what you did there. 😂

[@steveselfridge819]

What Dave passed?? I was his first Marshall on smith mountain lake the very first year of the Elite Marshal program. Sad to hear that. And yes he had to poop that morning but we stayed at the ramp

[@mikemaloney2342]

Woods always, if not an option, Drive out to the middle of the lake, put the throttle handle down and grip the steering. If you have a co angler, totally different game

[@rhondaspeelman1014]

One of those things I wondered about. Now I know 😂

[@DshaunBirch]

“splash well” indeed 😮 imagine being in a kayak what do them cats do

[@cloutmaster965]

I just park the yak and go into the woods

[@richardgutierrez4621]

Easy just take a Gatorade bottle and kneel down by the helm. For females a 5 gal. bucket and a medium sized blanket to cover up .For #2 place a thick plastic trash bag in side the bucket , tie up bag when done and put lid on bucket. Dispose of bag when you dock.

[@WolfSpiritOutdoorz]

It's easy condition your body to go in the morning before blastoff. Lay off the spicy Mexican food and washing it down with a handle of vodka the night before the tournament.

[@BigBass-xf5yi]

Immodium and a plastic big gulp cup always do the trick for me

[@richardpace5809]

Always carry immodium and never drink coffee the morning of a tournament. Give myself 1 to 2 hours before the tournament starts, never had an issue thank God.

[@douglaswisdom]

Mercury motors and wet wells are a must!!

[@adammitchell3462]

I'm pretty regular lol, I do most of my fishin from a kayak but I'll tell you,some of the lakes that I fish I do have a hard time finding enough privacy to even use my piss bottle lol,seems like there's people everywhere when you gotta go

[@lobogris9156]

Catfish gotta eat too!😳

[@waynerandles6126]

Carp Hoover everything up too 😂

[@thetrashcanman199]

This sounds like a fishing challenge video idea

[@blindbasser]

I go to Okeechobee in winter , there is no where to get out of the boat , so I carry garbage bags , pull into a reed head out of site and do it in the garbage bag .

[@rodchurchill5576]

Look into getting a fold up camping stool . The portable stool makes things easier . plus you only have to move out a few hundred yards from prying eyes .

[@HookSetterOutdoors]

I was out catfishing one time and got bubble gutted bad . Needless to say the fresh Chum worked great 😂 and the bubble guts were gone.

[@leannnewton1]

Lowe’s bucket with plastic liner and toilet lid from Amazon. I use coconut coir in the bottom and cover with a little coir when finished. Have a beach towel for privacy.

[@user-og7il2wf3w]

Have a carry on camper toliet in boat and one in Truck.

[@boognish.]

The legend of Dave Smith 😂😂

[@WoodisGood82]

I had a buddy that tilted the outboard up and he hugged it and leaned over. Before I knew it, i had whopper ploppers floating by. Women just squatted in the bottom of my ranger and out the bilge it went with a bucket of flush water.

[@rogerglasco5941]

Well, when ya gotta go ,ya gotta go.

[@1FREEDOMSEED2-A]

55 gal trasg bag lay on floor of boat..open wide you stand over it...HAVE ELECTRIC TAPE AND TAPE CLOSE

[@TheFishingMommy]

I have a portapotty on my boat. But kayak fishing makes the whole process a lot more complicated-especially for a woman!!

[@gitz-zum]

Weird I was just thinking about this the other day after pissing off the boat a couple times lol

[@ronaldcox2741]

I try not to eat anything that’s gonna make me suddenly have to 💩,i take Imodium early that morning,it helps a lot,for #1 a XL Big Gulp cup

[@barrykern4065]

Good Ol TRD 😂😂😂

[@tombutler7726]

I stand on the top step of the emergency boarding ladder on my Ranger and hang onto the outboard

[@danperry1415]

Hey, you gotta' go, you gotta' go.

[@kathyh4804]

I use the old Folgers coffee can

[@rick4649]

I have a urinal on board all the time so I just kneel down and go. . #2 does present a real problem. I carry t-paper and just hang it over the side if it’s just a full out emergency.

[@bobschlotterfishing2678]

haha WHEN YOU GOT TO GO YOU JUST FIND A PLACE TO GO...

[@SeanShanahan9]

There is no frickin way im not getting to shore if i need to crap.....

[@bobborgstede837]

A few weeks ago, at Mark Twain Lake in Missouri, as I was taking my boat out, a guy and his wife came into the ramp. He was soaking wet. Told me he fell backwards off the boat as he was pooping into the lake. His wife helped him climb back in.

[@scannon3213]

Fell in his on shit .lol😮😂

[@NickName_9536]

Well, if you drop it to the Livewell gives the fish something to snack on during the day, to gain some more weight before weight in🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️ that’s a crappy way to win 😂🤣

[@robfranke1]

When fork was brand new dancing on th deck to get me to th bank..so thick there's no way!! Here's how it went..2 toes on transom hugging th black max! Buddy laughing his ass off..hey when th belly pains come it's Time! At least I didn't have to leave my underwear on th bank like he did forgetting to put TP on th boat...😅

[@xb2003280]

I can’t imagine forgetting your package in a rod locker

[@todddavidson5012]

I know an angler that got fined in California for #2 won’t say his name

[@robertbunnell5045]

was working on customers boat guy shows up to check on repairs im in the boat we talking he says bet you wonder why the trash bag inicely fitted in one side livewell!! not really in twenty plus years thought seen it all!!! the y fish in a couples bass club(male & female ) it her potty

[@waynerandles6126]

Does a bear 💩 in the woods, not when there’s Bass Fishermen around 🤔

[@DatKat]

walmart bags. they have many uses

[@robertlivingston1634]

I don't know but when you go to the grocery store and they ask paper or plastic I would suggest you say paper, fold a couple up leave them in the boat and they're biodegradable.

[@DirtyDangles111]

Me and my girlfriend were fishing up the Kalamazoo river and she had to go bad. She ruined my favorite old cooler 😢. That area of the river is now called shits creek!

[@tdosoldier]

When I have to go number two I go to the back of the boat hold on to my power pole put one foot on the power pole bracket the other on the boat butt pointed towards the back and bust it out.... 💩

[@hammer9856]

And now we know how the "poop" bait was invented.

[@ebaker60]

I can't imagine having to do number 2, but as a female I use a shewee, into a peebol.

[@clintperry799]

I don't want to be the first to comment , but if a town gets the water from the lake you all do it on land .

[@DougLane-dj3oh]

Alrighty then.

[@jaymuse9353]

Indtead of "something smells fishy," poop in the livewell, then its "The fishy smells shi$$y." 😊

[@roymorgan5498]

You know what I hate worse. When the boat owner waxed the hell out of his boat and you go try to take a piss and a big wave comes and you almost break your freaking arm trying not to fall in the water. 😅 is funny now.

[@Ryan-jm6vk]

If I’m ever fortunate enough to have a house on a lake you guys can use my bathroom lol

[@rootwad]

Groover bags man! Your #2s aren't breaking down over time like we assumed they were and illness can spread. Nothing worse than dodging human waste on the bank. A groover bag can be deployed when a regular toilet isn't available and allows you to dispose of your waste properly when the time allows.

[@deborahcincotta6931]

I AS A FEMALE ANGLER CARRY A BUTTER BUCKET WITH A LID ONBOARD AND MY HUBBY CARRIES A URINAL FROM THE HOSPITAL ON BOARD AND A BAG OF WIPES AND TOILET PAER AS WELL

[@jackfallat9516]

**it happens .

[@clintbrainard-w2o]

i just shit in the live well and keep it running it eventually washes out

[@Twangtown7]

No mention of wiping.

[@PaintballShyguy]

Don't eat anything but jerky. Don't drink anything but water and Gatorade. Immodium.

[@mallardcutter7209]

Ok Randy , I have listened to all of your rants and so on but you have officially jumped the shark with this one.

[@clay7514]

I had to go on a lake with houses surrounding it years ago and all the woods there was a small like acre island covered in nesting geese. I got up there and my dad bout hurt himself laughing at me runnin around pants around ankles trying to find a place to go, geese tryin attack me the whole time

[@bigpig518]

Hold a Walmart or such type bag with both hands ,place it the opening against your rear end and just sit on the live well , just like a toilet seat !!

[@bruceryan250]

Homemade TRD

[@blackdiesel4407]

Kaopectate

[@scottehrlich6653]

Lol

[@WolfSpiritOutdoorz]

Also i noticed your boat at the Toyota series tournament you talk a lot of shit about FFS for someone who has 6 graphs and 5 transducers on his boat mr spotlighter 😂

[@rumbleseat1]

One cast could mean the difference between 1st and 2nd place. No time to stop fishing. Those pants and socks will come clean when your wife does the laundry.

[@redboatdave]

Pro anglers go to lakes all over and don’t respect the local fishermen that like eating fish and take a fast sh#t in the water,then talk about protecting our clean water lakes.

[@captainron3494]

Allison bass boat has a toilet yep they do best place to use the bathroom is off the drive side my wife has a pee type thing u can buy from camping place yep stand up pee for women

[@captainron3494]

I will help out here camping store sell a toilet seat to place on a bucket and sell a women stand-up pee type system to use with a cup or bottle simple folks dump then wash out bucket put paper in bag seal it up dump I trash at end of he day

[@NickWitkowskiFishing]

Talking shit about a dead guy! RIP Dave.....

[@eddiemoser8829]

Anything for views