How radioactive is uranium glass?

[@misusatriyo]

If a geiger counter beep doesn't make you anxious, wait til it whistles in high pitch.

[@tardwrangler]

Pure uranium go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt

[@lordofcups78]

I’ve heard that shit scaring as hell

[@relic206]

Metro and new Vegas made me afraid

[@last-genrichtofen9360]

@@relic206 really though, those things gave me goosebumps.

[@lemonringo566]

Watching HBO's Chernobyl gave me so much anxiety..

[@JohnsRoses]

This glass is mostly harmless. You only need to worry when you get pure uranium samples. LIKE THIS ONE RIGHT HERE!

[@TojiFushigoroWasTaken]

Im getting suskuno vibes from this one

[@Shiestyy21]

He want that extra testicle man,cmon let him mutate a lil

[@pratyakshyt]

@@Shiestyy21 😹😹

[@ashutoshsaini4899]

@@Shiestyy21 or extra three Inches

[@colenichols]

@@ashutoshsaini4899 to the side

[@thisrandomnoob1673]

I don’t think I’ve ever heard someone say, “This is my radiation cabinet.”

[@MediuMummy]

Well, now you have

[@IsaacIKE]

🤣

[@chet6900]

Well maybe that guy in Florida who got caught with a poisonous snake and uranium in his truck.

[@starfish258852]

😂

[@PelicanMafia]

Neither have I

[@leeshepherdtrading]

Don’t worry, this uranium is relatively harmless compared to a nuclear bomb, which I happen to have here.

[@Whatisthissuhvs]

Pls don't launch it yet 😭🙏

[@shantisturf9426]

😂😂😂

[@TheArtisticBirb]

​@@Whatisthissuhvs Yet? 🤨🤨🧐

[@Zorpp-q6j]

Knowing him I wouldn't be surprised to see a video from him making a nuclear bomb from scratch

[@Treegrower]

Its over there, in his nuclear bomb cabinet

[@benwarner2851]

The sound of a solid beep on a Geiger counter is something you never want to hear

[@TaoScribble]

I didn't even know they could make a solid beep. D:

[@godlypotato]

You’ll be fine man, nothing a couple radaways can’t fix

[@U-PN-BI-IBW]

@@godlypotato gotta keep em r levels down

[@alexanderzhmurov9624]

To be fair, it's not often and not in many fields that you do want to hear a "solid" beap...

[@roryross3878]

@@alexanderzhmurov9624 indeed

[@perfectcitizen1306]

Nilered: "And it's nothing compared to pure uranium." Geiger counter: *flatlines*

[@ChadKakashi]

Geiger counter starts screaming like Goku.

[@disheveledfatguy1493]

That's the sign of GTFO

[@autotune1835]

UNDERRATED 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@shubo4196]

That was a good one

[@RL-DarkSpark]

@@ChadKakashi *goes Ssj3*

[@maxkimmings4361]

“Oh hes being responsible its not that radioactive and hes being safe” *PULLS OUT PURE URANIUM” “oh ok”

[@jasonreed7522]

These shorts don't indicate a shred of saftey concern, pure uranium, touches pure lead bare handed, grabs a glass testube with LOX aka super cold glass, throws lead just cause, and I'm sure the list of "minor" safety violations/concerns goes on.

[@dastgahjoosh]

@@jasonreed7522 Maybe it's because he actually knows something? You seem unusually concerned about the safety of another person when you have no idea what he's actually doing and couldn't point to a single instant where he harmed himself. Also, there's no pure uranium there. It's a metal, not a compound 😉

[@cookster69]

@@jasonreed7522 have u ever met a chemist in ur life 😭😭😭

[@vedangsinghal4754]

@@dastgahjoosh yellow cake is pretty pure.

[@neolid1051]

@@HumanoidG0rilla right. But when it comes to radioactive materials there’s no 100% protective way of handling it. In this case it’s “fine” because he only has a tiny amount of it and am sure he’s not handling it all the time.

[@Deakytonk]

I really thought he was gonna smash open the uranium container

[@VDOless]

I was waiting for him to drop the piece of glass

[@_Ziyad.YT_]

So you thought he was gonna give himself cancer 😭

[@elblopex]

"its nothing compared to pure uranium" *which I happen to have right here*

[@alexanderzhmurov9624]

*_conveniently so!_* because you know it's so convenient!

[@anmol0054]

😂

[@micro11.]

81k can give me at least 10000 big mac meals

[@febroruridho5290]

Dude you got me 😂

[@jesther2575]

Lmao 🤣

[@aliceplays5092]

Nile: it's not actually that bad compared to pure uranium Also Nile: *pulls out pure uranium*

[@theearth2940]

.

[@wendelinvoss8634]

I died of laughter :D. Love his subtle humour!

[@tae5216]

the video ended short because he died

[@Raffael-Tausend]

@@tae5216 no he didn't. one does not die from such short-spanned radiation exposure at that level.

[@tae5216]

@@Raffael-Tausend joke

[@KirbyLinkACW]

This is the wholesome scientist everyone likes before the accident turns him into a mad scientist supervillain.

[@GeraltofRivia22]

@@uncertifiedlinguist8396 Science has ethics for a reason

[@ZarakiKempachi]

@@GeraltofRivia22 Well. Whose to say they are good. Or bad? Or dad?

[@yorgr1465]

@@ZarakiKempachi dad 🤔.... hmm maybe

[@sandeltra]

Sugar, spice, and everything nice.

[@CircaSriYak]

@@GeraltofRivia22 ethics based on nothing but shifting sand

[@thorr18BEM]

Moment of panic when the pure uranium was set on the table I fully expected a hammer to come crashing down.

[@mustafamrouweh7873]

Let's just all admire how this guy casually owns uranium and shows it on video

[@XalphYT]

It’s a cool flex

[@nilaksh007]

@@nicky2204 is the video still up?

[@That-Guy.]

@@nicky2204 👀 damn

[@labboc]

@@nicky2204 IIRC Cody refined it (turned it into a metal). Enrichment is when you separate out isotopes and things get super regulated. He would have gotten a lot more than just a visit if he had enriched it.

[@carlossantana4086]

@@nicky2204 Cody refined Uranium from an ore to a *refined* metal. Like labboc mentioned, enriching it means turning the widely available U-233 to isotope U-235, which is a step away from fission. If that was the government's reaction to refining it, they'd probably put him in jail or under surveillance for enriching it.

[@suspicioussand]

"Don't worry though, it's nothing compared to pure uranium." "So we're safe, right? *Right?"*

[@_setbes]

Reported for spam and misleading

[@Azuvaza]

@@_setbes what????

[@betabesta3514]

**pulls out pure uranium**

[@mariamibrahim6399]

I like how my like make it 911

[@קעז-מענטש]

I've drank out of a Uranium glass cup abt 30 times and I'm perfectly fine so yeah, probably.

[@randomblock1_]

“It only contains a small amount of uranium” Oh good, he’s being safe and limiting his exposure _Pulls out pure uranium_ Oh

[@jakkthom]

I swear to god I was like oh ok that’s not too bad... oh nevermind😳

[@seanmfitzpatrick95]

🤣

[@spacedoge3508]

Well most of the beeps are from alpha particles, so it is very safe if you get too close to it, and even then, the damage only occurs on the surface. Just don’t eat it tho.

[@Paradox11-11]

Me : ohhhh 👁👄👁

[@firstnamelastname.7749]

Its still not super radioactive, the main risk with working with Uranium compounds is that it is a heavy metal like lead or arsenic. Wash your hands after handling it, dont sleep with it, you should be fine

[@dosapa]

"In my hands is what's called a Uranium Glass." *drops it*

[@joecordero1699]

“Each beep is a particle going through it” … *proceeds to whistle*

[@xplitegaming8295]

Over 8k bps lol.

[@biki_themememan5740]

It means it has only 1 radioactive particle

[@cliprimate_EXtinted]

@@biki_themememan5740 and its not even moving

[@nikoobradovic5386]

@@biki_themememan5740 nope, it gives a short beep for every particle.

[@ashleysoukup8685]

@@StateGenesys joke

[@beezwacks]

“This is my radiation cabinet” Ah yes, a kitchen essential. Oh hey would you look at that

[@chimpxi]

Safest chemicals in Ohio

[@tenderandmoist5011]

A common household item

[@squeeb797]

KitchenAid makes great radiation cabinets

[@ElijahThunderDrums]

That made me chuckle

[@Qtaro_Cujoh]

​@@MDE_never_dies only in ohio

[@lordium1848]

I wanna see the day when he says: “it’s not as radioactive as pure plutonium” Then pulls out pure plutonium.

[@Deedz_Indeed]

He’ll upload the video with his third hand.

[@duckph.]

Oh shit his glass came to life and is posting on youtube

[@arcguardian]

Possessing any form of pure -ium is impressive enough for me. Hell, pure calcium is dangerous.

[@JE-zl6uy]

Neil: "...and this is the fissile material of a nuclear weapon."

[@Igor_servant_of_Philemon]

@@arcguardian i can bring you a kilo of pure aluminium right now. And if you give me 30 minutes, I'll buy a whole bottle of helium

[@rookyrockstar9488]

I like how he casually shows his radioactive cabinet with uranium like it's the most normal thing ever

[@theletsplayer9503]

"Uranium glass? That's dangerous!" Nile: "Oh that's nothing, check this out" (Straight bottle of Uranium)

[@Trezøryt]

Underrated

[@hypervious8878]

(Chugs straight bottle of uranium)

[@jaffacalling53]

Uranium glass isn't dangerous

[@rosskrt]

@@hypervious8878 (and then burps gamma radiation)

[@hypervious8878]

@@rosskrt 😂 (Geiger counter squeals)

[@ethaneveraldo]

Do not mess with this guy. He has a radiation cabinet.

[@Walnut-1]

Walter be taking notes and killing clients with this stuff 💀💀

[@Angel43189]

@@Walnut-1 Waltuh

[@Sanjithhhh]

😂😂

[@themineguy1234]

he probably has enough pirahna solution to disolve a chicken that is roughly 180 lbs

[@Other_People]

Nilered: Is that uranium or are you just happy to see me? Geiger counter: Screams*

[@stillblazinkush]

Government: How many watch lists would you like to be on? NileRed: *Yes.*

[@brighteyes6585]

😆

[@warrenarnold]

Oh noh nobody even gets this right 😩😅😂😂😂😂😂😂 underated comment

[@conqwiztadore2213]

🤣

[@VoiidsCore24]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@PepeNuclear]

inb4 fedpost

[@Toastie-c2o]

You shouldn’t be scared of a geiger counter beeping you should be scared when it starts to flatline

[@danielhale1]

My brain panics at the sound of a Geiger counter reaching a solid tone

[@sybilreichlan6117]

Metro flashbacks intensify

[@Jess-pe8bq]

Good, it’s working as intendrd

[@alphavortx6132]

It's like someones heart rate hitting zero

[@kevindowling157]

It’s just a moment of complete “oh fuck this ain’t good”

[@mubbie]

The Quzilax one

[@markh.876]

"If you think that's bad, it's nothing compared to my nuclear bomb."

[@Vortex3d_]

*pulls out the tsar bomba

[@Milanofie]

LOL

[@monkeyman3748]

My emotion support nuke

[@sh3dowgt]

Pulls out omega bomb

[@Milanofie]

@@sh3dowgt broo its not even funny this Mark H. Just made a joke it was funny till i saw youre comment

[@talos111]

“It’s still not as bad as pure uranium” with the implication that pure uranium would be. You know. Bad for your health. *pulls out pure uranium*

[@Charles-vu3mi]

@@anormalhumanperson7196 well yeah, pretty much alike

[@bonjourcava2493]

@@randomperson8881 1kg of pure uranium to start the nuclear fision

[@jasongo6696]

@@anormalhumanperson7196 fairly certain it has a lot of calories too

[@what5059]

@@jasongo6696 enough to last a lifetime

[@dangerdan2592]

@@anormalhumanperson7196 You'll just become dead minus the pool.

[@Kastens99]

“It’s nothing compared to real uranium.” *Blinks third eye*

[@estebang4538]

I like how he’s like so ya this is my radiation cabinet. Acting like everyone has this cool cabinet.

[@Rey.X]

I guess you could call it cool until something spills

[@jamessayshi5262]

Lol because everyone has one didn't you know😆

[@volcanobeard8668]

@@Rey.X spill, spill, spill.

[@smileyman7341]

@@jamessayshi5262 your totally correct XD

[@oscarjrvelasquez8520]

@@Rey.X smaller sized Chernobyl

[@gefloigle]

Real estate agent: “And here is the Radiation Cabinet…”

[@chynnavindiola58]

" Oooooooh "

[@speedoman1234]

In the UK their referred to as just "estate agents" what makes them "real" in the US? 🤣

[@gefloigle]

@@speedoman1234 It helps us differentiate from the fake Canadian ones. 😉

[@rockstar-5934]

@@gefloigle I think I’d prefer one that’s not on “my 600lb life”

[@ExplosivesLaboratory]

*real estate agents in Fallout be like*

[@saultrevino2491]

I love how he was like “This isn’t that bad, THIS is that bad-“

[@dzuo1409]

People in chernobyl be like:

[@alexclarke152]

It just flat lines like “if you hear this sound, you’re dead”

[@mohawkvalleyphenomenon2974]

Ya I thought I saw him glowing as well with that black light.🤔🤣

[@Imsleepeebruh]

"that's not a knoife - THIS is a knoife"

[@hunterkai6772]

@@Imsleepeebruh lmfao that's what I thought of too.

[@F.S92]

This is one office fridge you dont want to raid for snacks.

[@thaianhluong5867]

nilered: pulls out pure uranium his life: -1 -2 -3 -5 -8 ...

[@leochinchillaa]

Fibonacci

[@The-terraria-boí]

​@@leochinchillaa -13,-21,-34,-55...

[@AbarajameLabanyera]

@@The-terraria-boí😂😂😂 Ese wey

[@The-terraria-boí]

@@AbarajameLabanyera exactamente

[@J_BALVIN_007]

It’s actually exponential decay, so 2 4 16 32 64 …thats how it will get f’d up

[@Supersonic_saurapod]

“A really nice green colour” Yeah that’s what the Victorians said about arsenic homie

[@starkillerbeats420]

Madame Curie

[@j.peters1222]

And radium lol

[@gilgamesh7055]

@@j.peters1222 Dem radium girls looked really vibrant and youthfull....for a while.

[@Mrtrophix]

Why’d this make me laugh

[@bobstevenson3130]

Nice history joke m8

[@DABESS-wz2kp]

Bro casually pulled out PURE uranium from his inventory

[@Iwillabuctmyself]

it's not pure

[@The1CoolPop]

He said it was bruv​@@Iwillabuctmyself

[@Iwillabuctmyself]

@@The1CoolPop who? Nile? because DABES is saying something fax.

[@The1CoolPop]

@@Iwillabuctmyself what

[@Iwillabuctmyself]

@@The1CoolPop bro do you have ANY common sense DABES is the one who commented that its pure

[@OwenHoggins]

That uranium bottle had too much radioactive diarrhea 💀💀💀

[@Rick586]

When the Geiger counter is so afraid for your safety that it can only scream

[@cheesecake88655]

“Its not that bad” *counter having a seizure*

[@BriceKoua-11-11]

That's what i was about to say 🤣 "Really cool" and "It's not that bad!"

[@Carlos-Mora]

3.6 Roetgen... not great not terrible

[@VariouslyCommon]

Behshsvgaegbfjfs

[@alexjackyperson101]

​@@Carlos-Mora if you don't eat it or anything stupid, it's fine

[@SkeleboneVibes]

F O R B I D D E N C H I P

[@gutar5675]

This guy literally has the job that any child who has ever wanted to get into chemistry wanted before being told by an adult that being a scientist was actually really boring.

[@Mercure250]

I see myself in this picture and I don't like it

[@GooseCrack]

This is accurate on an extremely uncomfortable level

[@kikol.5002]

Facts.

[@Constantin_Valdor_]

No it's the process of getting to become a scientist thats boring

[@bayramalibostanc9812]

@@Constantin_Valdor_ True words right there. It is fun what you can potentially do with that info once you get there. Depends on how you work. For me school is pretty boring except math but I want to be an engineer because of the things I can do with that physics knowledge.

[@JulianIdeker]

Nile: This is my radiation cabinet Me: Im drooling thinking about eating and drinking every single chemical and causing a reaction in my body that goes 𝓑𝓞𝓞𝓜

[@ThevralLee]

The uranium is giving me “that’s not full auto? No, this is” vibes

[@molotov.the.arsonist]

This is perfect 👌

[@alfykcocks3130]

“No full auto in buildings” took me a minute to figure out what you were saying lol

[@Klintz]

Dayum

[@psicogames5509]

"danm bro"

[@mohammedshaikh7405]

The fact that I instantly understood the reference he was trying to make made me realise that I need to cut down on my screen time

[@Mike-cp7dg]

This is the "health crystal" that emit negative ion sold on eBay

[@krrabidy6597]

@@haider1946 probably this kzbin.info/www/bejne/eWi3qHWLrd18eZI

[@riccardodellorto4267]

@@haider1946 maybe on moist critical's channel

[@kyleaquintonkq]

No! The crystal your referring to is called Moldavite. And its the Moldavite that comes from cheq Republic thats the most expensive and sort after.

[@veragevann]

@@kyleaquintonkq the... czech republic?

[@yosiahw4305]

@@veragevann Formerly known as Czech Slovakia.

[@aleksanderagiurre29]

Batman casually pulling out kryptonite to show off his collection 😂

[@ZombieAce]

1. Kryptonite is Superman's weakness 2. ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY BATMAN IS PLOTTING AGAINST SUPERMAN?

[@communications23]

​@@ZombieAceHave you never heard about Superman v. Batman?

[@ZombieAce]

@@communications23 Nah I never got interested in Marvel and DC stuff. I just know the basic things from some of the stuff I watched on TV a long time ago.

[@communications23]

@@ZombieAce I'm not big on comics myself, but afaik Batman and Superman have butted heads several times and there's even been a movie.

[@AlmalexyaBlue]

​@@ZombieAcethere's a few reasons Batman has Kryptonite. One is when Batman and Superman are, in fact, fighting each other. But Batman is also the one keeping Kryptonite safe, keeping Superman safe. Better Batman has it than Lex Luthor. And lastly, it's handy if and when Superman turns evil for whatever reason. Batman is nothing if not ready (paranoid), he has contingency plans for everything and everyone, including Superman, and himself.

[@scarlet_tkk]

how does this man speak without stuttering. I could NEVER 😭

[@ScubaShark--8964]

*_When Chemistry teacher asks the quiet kid to bring some pure element to show the class:_*

[@Curtis.Carpenter]

if the anarchists cookbook had a synopsis

[@Crimsonhawkk]

Lol

[@UMBR444]

I'd straight up bring uranium or a dirty bomb lol

[@romemaster]

Yeah but it would probably be the depleted type

[@Random_.]

Quiet kid: This is how to get cancer and tumors in seconds

[@kaianncestery]

“This is my radiation cabinet” *Proceeds to open it*

[@MP-vc4nu]

True video title “What do you think more dangerous? My bravery or uranium?”

[@madhavdua1246]

​@@MP-vc4nu Underrated

[@October-TE]

Yeah that is what happened

[@dipolarisland]

Everybody gangster until you hear "this is my radiation cabinet" from the other room

[@blurrp8339]

Imagine your the nextdoor room from nile😆

[@dipolarisland]

@@blurrp8339 it would either be super cool or super terrifying

[@chroniclesofoddities8893]

​@@dipolarislandimagine he just appears in your room and dumps bromine in your mouth

[@Skibiditoiletrizz666]

Thanks love your videos.

[@chaosinsurgency884]

"Where do you keep your cups" "In the cabinet" "Why are they green" "Wrong cabine..." "I don' feel too good"

[@rika_chan7094]

oh shi-

[@scyrt2292]

Wasted

[@LevenLappi]

Unironically Uranium glass (the very old ones you get for vintage) is weirdly safe to use, but is it safe overall? Nah you just risked higher chance of cancer.

[@chaosinsurgency884]

@@LevenLappi what if you are a cancer?

[@320valentine]

IM LAUGHING SO HARD

[@Bailey_West]

“While knives are dangerous, they aren’t nearly as bad as other weapons” *pulls out a gun*

[@tanushbhansali]

Underrated

[@roku3045]

No he clearly pull out a tank

[@michaelmann99]

You missed the opportunity to say nuke

[@diobrando1325]

Bro Imma just go genji and deflect the bullet

[@itsmant3]

*flamethrower*

[@bruhmoment2312]

"This is my radiation cabinet" Chad "This is my uranium glass i made it myself" Mega Chad "It isn't that bad" *fucking pulls out actual uranium* Giga Chad.

[@kerii2488]

Hahahhahaha

[@gameseeker6307]

So What happens if that bottle breaks?

[@bruhmoment2312]

@@gameseeker6307 death and destruction

[@anonyca5341]

Lol

[@j.peters1222]

@@gameseeker6307 If it breaks, he transcends this mortal plane to become the ultimate Chad.

[@lk1532]

“Don’t worry that one’s not harmful, unlike this one I have in my hand. This is what you need to be concerned about” said so calmly

[@videogamefreakster2680]

“ This is my radiation cabinet” Casually opens the radiation cabinet “ and here I have my uranium” BRUH CLOSE THE DOOR

[@uncharted_soul]

Ikr? I freaked so hard about it

[@theprofessor1484]

😂😂😂😂

[@Darkour97]

Bruh I'm rolling 🤣

[@piggerspoggers6824]

Its not that dangorus

[@piggerspoggers6824]

@@mellokia why do people have to be like you i will answer this to everyone who tries to correct me i am not american nor english im norwegian get that inn your k pop stan head.

[@whengrapespop5728]

“This is my radiation cabinet” *proceeds to open door with his 12 fingered hand*

[@DodgyDaveGTX]

and then sticks his head in

[@ricebunnymoon4624]

More like less than 10 fingers

[@cos9398]

Lmao

[@extrm161]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/bmncgpuhbNCXbKc 2:29.

[@domenicoroggio4810]

@@ricebunnymoon4624 7u

[@tkdlover19]

Imagine going to someone’s house and being told “this is my radiation cabinet” ☢️ 💀

[@reoccurcat]

I would be like “g o o d b y e”

[@reoccurcat]

@Pico Rico imagine commenting insults

[@lindylou538]

@Pico Rico ok then get some uranium and eat it since you have such a large brain

[@cold-bloodedbeats4139]

@Pico Rico The whole point of it being radioactive is that it's unhealthy to be around. That's why places like Chernobyl are uninhabitable. It doesn't matter how much uranium is there, I'd rather keep my distance rather than risking it and getting cancer. I mean if you want to, be my guest, but it's better safe than sorry

[@poopsickle2411]

I just gave my dog some uranium and he's a wolf now 🙀

[@I-love-nobody.7]

I don't know anything about science but I love his videos

[@bobajob7428]

You walk into Niles kitchen: ‘Is this the dishwasher?’ ‘No that’s my radiation cabinet, you want the one next door.’

[@dislike__button]

Wow is this a jar of pure uranium? 😲 No, that's just urine.

[@itstheV01D]

@@dislike__button so you're the one who bought me here

[@reckermatouvc]

@@itstheV01D Wow, how much he paid? I thought that slavery had been abolished

[@wortatwortit]

@@dislike__button urineum?

[@crispylizard2327]

Didnt you read the sign?!! This is bill niles uranium aisle.

[@TroyDaboi2005]

"This is my uranium cabinet" *casually sticks head inside*

[@user-pr6ed3ri2k]

252th,1th

[@borttorbbq2556]

​@enriqueamaya3883whether that's true or not is a little bit of relevant to this

[@a0zhar]

@@borttorbbq2556 Yeah, that was really out of place😂

[@jackpresley3254]

Putin wants to know your location

[@parkerellis746]

No side effects here at all.

[@MonarchsWithMacy]

“So what rare thing do you have in your room?” Nilered: *uranium*

[@gurenlagan1307]

Me: later.

[@rlthh]

Welp I’m sleeping in the car see you 🙌

[@el_perro2436]

You know you’re cooked when your Geiger counter sounds like grandma’s heart rate monitor

[@vilenationgaming]

This man doesn’t even realize that everyday he has the ability to choose violence

[@loyalgametr636]

Come here boy when I say you, you will send the neutron (getting away slowly)

[@warrenarnold]

Raw carnage💪😅😂😂

[@prestooooo12]

He knows. But he also knows we know

[@halodragonmaster]

He wakes up everyday and chooses SCIENCE

[@KORNEWARRIOR]

im a man of simples tastes, uranium and GASOLINE

[@stfu_dazaii]

-1 HP -1HP -1HP

[@Smoldragoncat]

I can hear the damage noises

[@raghord1380]

-1 HP Me: this is fine *casually sips coffee*

[@SegredoDosBichinhos]

Your life in Wasteland

[@avatarxs9377]

*Critical hit* *Cancer Obtained*

[@samilkafa3763]

Embrace the children of Atom

[@joeswanson8063]

“Bro why this cookie taste weird.” “What cabinet did you get it from?” “Uh the weird yellow one.”

[@fia5594]

“Thought it was those hard candies that are dyed. How’d you make it anyway?”

[@joeswanson8063]

@@fia5594 “Bruh idek whats Urine aium?”

[@mytube2013]

Now he has a glowing body which is cool.

[@joeswanson8063]

@@mytube2013 Eh glowing was so boring he’s been sleeping for the past week. Smh try harder “Pluto monium.”

[@raphaeltoast]

"Why would you call it yellow cake if it's not actually a cake"

[@desmondschneider5397]

My daily breakfast consists of something that contains a pound of pure uranium. Just a perfectly average meal.

[@WolfunGarden]

"Here's my Uranium glass" *And it falls to the ground* "Here's my eleventh finger"

[@yiso5967]

@@ljushastighet This needs to go on dhar mannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

[@chesed_yt1]

@@yiso5967 this will be the title on dhar mann: "this kid got bullied harshly because he had 11 fingers, what happens next is shocking"

[@yiso5967]

@@chesed_yt1 the bully should be mikey

[@chesed_yt1]

@@yiso5967 yeah but the most of the dharr man channel doesnt include a name in a title

[@yiso5967]

@@chesed_yt1 ye

[@lexzach]

“This is uranium glass” Dear god! “It actually contains uranium” Noo!

[@thegamingjnt7654]

XDD This is bucket

[@Alexmontboik]

"There's more"

[@Gencrossbones]

@@Alexmontboik noo

[@sprtsfanatic1]

“Ugh, you want the uranium?”

[@dustykangaroo0647]

Solier no!

[@KILLA0_0.]

1600: damn that sounds bad 82000: WHAT DA HEEEEEEEELLL

[@BlackhawksFan2011]

Me: *grabs uranium glass from cabinet mistaking it for fridge* Also me: *+10 Rads*

[@gaaselaar6098]

Great joke ​@@BlackhawksFan2011

[@peterk.2108]

OH MY GOD NO WAAYEEEYYAAAAAH

[@wilawanl.3677]

That's is mote than chernobly☠️☠️☠️

[@noobieplayzandanimates]

**grabs a closed can of radium** me: what about now???

[@Slushiibox]

Was I the only one expecting him to smash the uranium container at the end

[@lazy_autistic_rat]

Nile: "This is my radiation cabinet" **sticks his whole head inside**

[@painterrl8109]

He stuck the phone inside and not his head

[@lazy_autistic_rat]

@@painterrl8109 lmao ik ✨💀✨

[@ryzdeon4013]

@@lazy_autistic_rat you don't :)

[@le_meme_man8983]

I'm your 1k like

[@lazy_autistic_rat]

@@le_meme_man8983 woaaah 💗

[@ArcticHorizon]

imagine having fun with your geiger counter randomly scanning stuff and then it just starts doing that on a random cup or something

[@mayaenglish5424]

If the cups are old enough that very well could happen lol. People made glassware and pottery with some FUNKY materials back in the day.

[@ArcticHorizon]

@mayaenglish5424 funky materials lmao I'm sorry whenever I think of funky I think of the fucking music video

[@холикальциферол]

Unfortunately, this is what exactly happened in post-soviet Ukraine, when every country in that region were extremely poor and some blackmetal seekers scavenged almost everything made of metal in chornobyl radioactive zone, so they can exchange metal for money. Nobody actually cared about radioactive background of that metal scrap. And in 2000s in ukraine or russia you could actually meet chairs, concrete iron rods, beds, with radiation. Ofc the metal from chornobyl zone should go though deactivation process, but you know, ukraine (russia) soviet incompetence and laziness is famous so you can never trust what the officials say

[@limesandlemons1367]

Red Fiestaware...

[@foreverNwonder]

@@limesandlemons1367that was my first thought lol That fiestawear gives extra seasoning to your food!

[@alexg3911]

Old school geiger counter noise is one of the most frightening sounds out there

[@GlidingZephyr]

This man demonstrated exactly why I never wanted to become a Chemist. Eventually, you need to learn how to store and handle the *really* deadly stuff...

[@lerandomguy2109]

@@GlidingZephyr tbh there is a lot of hazardous chemicals you can deal with way more deadly than radioactive materials

[@mantasdapkus3251]

@@lerandomguy2109 There is nothing worse that radioactive materials like uranium.

[@thellamaandaman2250]

@@mantasdapkus3251 that's debatable

[@lerandomguy2109]

@@mantasdapkus3251 probably yes, but my point is you'll probably be handling other dangerous chemicals more often than uranium for obvious reasons. It's not like anyone can have uranium hanging around or at least have many things useful to do with it

[@idostuff17fortnite]

Ofc he has a cabinet dedicated to radioactive material 💀

[@harisguhdija9734]

Don’t get it mixed up with the fridge at 3am

[@sledger2066]

Bro’s gonna become Godzilla (he’s actually gonna melt while he’s still alive)

[@Bmd-gc]

@@sledger2066 😂😂 That was the best expectation v reality I’ve seen in a while

[@osvster]

A man mistakenly putting pure uranium on it's spaghetti. This is what happen to his organ.

[@Byeiscoolname]

That is my fridge

[@therealsaintlucifer777]

Takes sip of pure uranium

[@DeltaTheProtogen.]

"This is my radiation cabinet" *pauses video* *checks comments*

[@_setbes]

Reported for harassment or bullying and terrorism

[@MenGamer127]

@@_setbesbro what

[@MenGamer127]

@@_setbesI mean if you want us to

[@Nefariously_ignorant]

​@@MenGamer127 I reported him for terrorism

[@gutssparkle]

I found this comment funny, no clue what those guys are on about.

[@chelsieerickson1080]

"Here is my radiation closet. And here is my uranium glass." +40 rads

[@N-GinAndTonicTM]

I understood that reference.

[@ayhmalabsi3660]

@@N-GinAndTonicTM meh too

[@matevzkramar]

This gave me flashbacks

[@kratos_benjamin]

FOR THE LAST TIME PRESTON I DONT CARE ABOUT THE SETTLEMENTS

[@ayhmalabsi3660]

@@kratos_benjamin *preston pulls out maxed out legendary gatling laser that does 180 damage per bullet*

[@-katbug.]

Boutta be using uranium glass for haunted house decor for that spooky green glow

[@kyzer_0397siss]

Coolness: *+30* Rads: *+2/per sec*

[@NewbieeeRV]

-1hp -1hp -1hp -1hp

[@EpicNotRoblox_Hi]

*-100 hp/per sec*

[@Periclepsia]

URANIUM FEVER HAS GONE AND GOT ME DOWN

[@NotScaryMonstersV2]

URANIUM FEVER IS SPREADIN ALL AROUND

[@danyelavila6826]

URANIUM FEVER IS SPREADING ALL AROUND ​@@Periclepsia

[@Ballistic_Missile.]

“This is my radiation cabinet! Its FULL of bananas!”

[@latimelord3586]

If you ate 40000 bananas in ten minutes, you’d die do radiation poisoning

[@noone3708]

That's Uraniums

[@dckwatcher]

Lol dumb :)

[@leidincradian144]

Steins;Gate reference?

[@clayvn2942]

@@noone3708 no it’s POTASSIUM

[@taoco7152]

Uranium glass: “Hey no uranium in the building” “This isn’t uranium” “That’s not uranium?” “No, but this is” Pure uranium

[@adamcummings20]

Damn bro ok

[@Buddy.Johnston]

i got that

[@PHOTOSYNTHH]

I see what you did there...

[@ilbastardo9195]

Is this a semi cit to "no full auto in a building"

[@sephanthiel]

@@ilbastardo9195 yup

[@theretrogamer1]

How reactive are uranium gems*

[@WisteriaTCH]

"I'm not full autoing, it's not full auto" "It's not full auto?" "No, this is"

[@agent-0]

Dayum bro. O k

[@xhydrax5320]

Ha you saw the airsoft video to

[@bald_rice]

Underrated comment

[@bernfsg1395]

W comment

[@fennecmations]

@@xhydrax5320 hah me too

[@donmutanda]

Geiger counter: No full auto in buildings!!! Uranium glass: That's not full auto Geiger counter: That's not full auto?!? Uranium: No, this is:

[@unlimited8410]

The geiger counter then proceeded to say in a very high frequency "Dayum bro, OK.""

[@semi.g]

Hahaha . Underrated

[@GodMaxDrinkerofTea]

Dayum bro, O.K.!

[@funkemunky]

I see you’re a man of taste

[@jaeden4422]

lmaooooooo

[@RobertHouston-sf5fh]

NR: "This is my radiation cabinet..." Me: "Yes, yes of course it is..."

[@princealbertz]

Real life krytonyte

[@McXiao-fortherecord]

One time someone had a radioactive cat and it was radioactive past the ten thousands! (The cat got a radioactive treatment for something.)

[@hadesinallblack6627]

“Here’s my radiation cabinet” +40 rads

[@Gowithdeath]

Quick grab the rad-away

[@dads_diy]

I went straight to fallout as well

[@wyatt-mv6pd]

nothing my x-01 lead paint power armor cant handle

[@julialove73]

Yes fallout

[@Vixen_Cypher]

Hold up Let me pop a couple rad-x and take 2-3 radaways for this.

[@PleasentDddd]

“Dude where’s beer?” “It’s in the fridge behind the uranium.”

[@isabellepimenta9955]

EU TO RINDO TANTO

[@PleasentDddd]

@@isabellepimenta9955 I don’t understand Portuguese but I’m glad to hear that.

[@sarveshyadav01]

Lol🤣🤣

[@ap207]

🤣

[@lf546]

@@isabellepimenta9955 Hahaha é tão estranho encontrar falantes do português por essas bandas do yt

[@spingleboygle]

“It’s nothing compared to pure uranium.” *geiger counter has a seizure*

[@Vij-pc8ob]

Imagine , if hes sleeping and hears the Geiger counter Going off like anything💀

[@Rabcup]

Nigel: Worries about buying >30% hydrogen peroxide bc he could be put on a government list Also Nigel: casually owns uranium

[@MatsYoo]

You can buy some too if you work at a lab

[@vaclavzajac214]

Lmao, you can just find uranium on the ground, it's not really that dangerous.

[@MatsYoo]

@@vaclavzajac214 the danger lies in quantity

[@RamizKhan]

Hahah

[@lelleti5300]

@@vaclavzajac214 Uranium is a common material on earth and yes you can but that are not even radioactive they are just super small rocks almost powder and that is a huge chunk of it and it's dangerous cause the monitor was going crazy so you can tell it from that

[@hysuka2]

"This is my radiation cabinet." Your WHAT?!

[@Maidabatooll]

No replies !?

[@CJ-we6fv]

That glass is lemon flavored and you can’t convince me otherwise

[@fabiogil9596]

Lick it. It tastes like Sparky Lemon!

[@lastnamefirstname4235]

And then he died

[@god8347]

Mmmmm lemon glass

[@lastnamefirstname4235]

@@god8347 he also died but more people remember

[@julius_the_python]

I have some uranium glass in the form of a Easter bunny shaped butter dish. The level of radioactivity is super super low, but we still don't actually put butter in it.

[@quickhallsshow576]

I read "glass" as "grass" i was about to make a joke about not touching grass cuz it's radioactive but oh well 😭

[@rockstar-5934]

“It’s not that bad” Geiger counter: “BRRRRRT”

[@jaygged6472]

Not great, not terrible.

[@rockstar-5934]

@@jaygged6472 “but sir, it only goes up to 3.6 ronken”.

[@ruccussdogg]

So the Geiger counter let off the biggest fart in its life ?

[@rockstar-5934]

@@ruccussdogg sorta

[@lucjuszmocarny8906]

@@ruccussdogg that's not even remotely close to his biggest fart

[@maddox471]

Nothing like pure uranium “Like this one right here!” **Geiger counter begins to scream**

[@sircookie5404]

When even the Geiger Counter is scared af like ,,BRO WHY DO U EVEN HAVE THIS!?" 😂

[@G59forlife.]

You are the senate.

[@alienispunk]

Just for a green glow

[@sircookie5404]

@@alienispunk haha yeh.. 'look! Shiny!" 😂

[@jurajbeno8556]

How is it actually not dangerous for him ??

[@RexMK-]

"This is my radiation cabinet" Ah yes, a must have in every house, I used to have one, it was next to my particle accelerator. I had to dissmatle it and get rid of all my rads when my neighboor complain about his cat glowing in the dark and talking to him with telepathy. What a jerk.

[@RexMK-]

@@omkarnale5879 But already have one under my bed

[@abhishekmishra92687]

@@RexMK- just blow it the neighbor will never complain

[@RexMK-]

@@abhishekmishra92687 Already Don- *Big Flashing light*

[@unsunggem3228]

@@RexMK- RIP

[@tg9521]

xkcd humour moment

[@Noob_skills55093]

Now make metallic glass

[@kysonmecham]

"It lets off a really nice green color" talking about a piece of radioactive glass like mood lights

[@trulers8713]

I have a ton of uranium glass China and I'll tell you that glow when the room ks dark is almost mesmerizing its so pretty.

[@Not_Bage]

Brother?

[@shinysteve9965]

@@trulers8713 I can tell you one thing, it‘ll look pretty until you go to the doctor and get diagnosed with 7 different kinds of cancer

[@jackthecamouflageman476]

“This is my radiation cabinet” Is this guy living in the 1950s?

[@jasperwong2970]

Nah back then they were just called cabinets

[@TheReal_GigaChad]

​@@jasperwong2970 💀

[@user-pr6ed3ri2k]

177th,11th,1th

[@Rosskles]

I don't want to set the world oooon fiiirrre

[@jackthecamouflageman476]

@@Rosskles fallout 4

[@gungy_vt]

"This is my radiation cabinet" "Here's my uranium glass, I made it myself" "It's slightly radioactive, look at the Geiger counter" "Still not as bad as this actual uranium I have though" If this short continued past 40 sec, Nile would've ended up revealing too much.

[@gutzbin]

“the geiger counter goes into the 5 digits,” “but that’s nothing compared to this homemade dirty bomb i dropped on the nearby orphanage”

[@letsfindout1621]

I’ve never actually laughed out loud for KZbin comments, thank you, the both of you

[@alwayyssgone]

He already has

[@thebruhmachine2955]

"and now, this is my homemade nuclear bomb ive made from the uranium"

[@b3nl555]

How do you get pure uranium anyway? Besides, wouldn't the government want that taken away?

[@cocothepug1]

Bro brought the final boss in the frame 🥶