How Spider-Man Homecoming Should Have Ended

How Spider-Man Homecoming Should Have Ended - Written By The Fans!
After you guys submitted over 30 thousand script ideas we did our best to whittle it down to the most manageable batch of scenes. I think about 5,000 of you submitted the "language" joke and the "because I'm batman" line. So a big fat sloppy Thank You goes to everyone who sent in ideas. Thank you so much for wanting to be a part of this. We really loved getting to make this with you. And you guys are full of great jokes!
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[@writingref]

That moment you realize Hishe had all three spidermen together first …

[@Nikketmzee]

I noticed that

[@divyanshupati]

Wdym

[@thatoneguyPCB]

@@divyanshupati the cafe scene at the end

[@notfalling334]

All 4?

[@MR-NO-NAME0]

Before no way home CRAZY

[@whammycheng3758]

"I have a daughter. That makes me okay to break the law!" Scott Lang- Yeah, that is a valid reason. I am sure we would have been great cell mates.

[@zaos7321]

I understand

[@Theyeman]

Sandman:I know right

[@hayfordsarfo6623]

Helmut Zemo: let’s be friends

[@callumlee5713]

Deadshot:woohooo

[@DarthLuigi310]

Kingpin: I have a son does that count?

[@Sabis2365]

"Don't mess with me kid." "Why?" "BECAUSE I'M BATMAN!"

[@Christopher_Woods]

That is Michael Keaton so “HE IS BATMAN!!!”.

[@kncnetko7789]

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT 😱;

[@Astonelle]

WHAAAAAAAA--????????

[@raulvidal2343]

Tom Holland confirmed this as canon.

[@isaacrogers4174]

It’s funny because on set, Michael actually whispered “I’m Batman.” into Tom’s ear while shooting.

[@TlalocW]

The grabbing of Vulture's arm and asking him if he has super-strength is about the most Spider-Man thing out there. That really should have made it in the movie.

[@adwitiyagupta]

That’s something Andrew Garfield’s Spider-Man would have done.

[@Theunfriendlyneighborhoodman]

Bully Maguire : look at vulture senior, Gonna cry ?

[@issacsoto1830]

"How'd that get there?"

[@emiratesaviation33]

That's something I can see Andrew Garfield's Spider-Man doing

[@arktiix]

That might have been to similar to the metal arm scene from civil war

[@dragonstormx]

Is nobody aware of the irony in BATMAN criticizing somebody recruiting a minor to fight crime?

[@DugFin2]

Probably just angry that Tony stole his schtick, AGAIN

[@jacobalexander9133]

That's the joke

[@sarafontanini7051]

well to be fair: the first two robins basically had nowhere else to go were he not to take them in and the third one actually had to CONVINCE batman into taking him in, saying batman NEEDS a robin to keep him balanced, and the fourth one was his son who otherwise would'v been brainwashed as a minion of the mother's terrorist group.

[@isTheMiz]

He only recruits orphans, though... except that female Robin. So aside from the female one, which I disagree with anyways, he can kinda recruit them... like... adoption(?) And Tony can't do the same since Spider-Man has a family.

[@ahmedkoroma1998]

isTheMiz, tony could marry aunt may, just saying...

[@misseli1]

I LOVE the running joke with the scientist that always says "Here's a bright idea..."

[@memowl3663]

that’s the guy vocalist

[@zaos7321]

I use that joke whenever I can irl

[@danielmadrigal3180]

Same

[@slytherin5887]

Daniel Madrigal did you just agree with yourself

[@slytherin5887]

Yeah he did

[@bigben1081]

Fun fact: Michael Keaton would actually go up to Tom randomly on set and whisper in his ear “I’m Batman”

[@nahjitgonetoofar6563]

Wait really? Lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@gaelcomics5997]

From Batman to Volture Michael Kilton plays Batman

[@Ironmew05]

@@gaelcomics5997 Michael Keaton.

[@gamingleopard428]

wtf really!?!?!

[@SmilingKratosTheGodOfWar]

@@nahjitgonetoofar6563 Holland revealed that while filming Spider-Man: Homecoming, Keaton would shed the Vulture character for the Dark Knight. The Beetlejuice actor would whisper “I'm Batman” to Tom Holland during fight scenes as if it were a comic fan's dream of DC and Marvel crossing paths. Google checks out

[@Caponeson1]

The irony of the cafe scene is how Superman and Batman are giving Tony gruff when Batman has trained child soldiers for decades

[@averagejoe9040]

and at least spiderman's not wearing tights

[@vitinamorabito7283]

Right?!

[@jesse4550]

Actually, go back and watch the scene. Batman is unusually silent the whole time. Only Supes talks.

[@The_Memorial]

Yep

[@Ginta-man_]

the robins was has no home and parents....... but peter still has school, still has aunt may ,

[@thebestryman8478]

“Don,t mess with me kid” “Why?” “BECAUSE I,M BATMAN” “Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!”

[@hunterquate9436]

That got me laughing in tears🤣🤣

[@marianazavalaalmiray9656]

As soon as I saw that part, I had to find this comment 😆

[@billy9075]

2:53

[@starbustergaming5651]

🤣🤣🤣

[@Smerpyderp]

Somehow, I should have expected that, but I didn’t.

[@kalaylaseehafer5195]

"help this man has a gun and is threatening my life!" has the same energy as "nope you're a criminal, goodbye Mr. Criminal!"

[@sktlight]

The “Here’s a bright idea” guy should get a hero movie of his own

[@hamzagamer1549]

Yep

[@ilovedragonball2435]

It would be the shortest hero movie ever

[@BTGTB]

@@ilovedragonball2435 I was going to put that exact reply!

[@oly5883]

"What the...!" "LANGUAGE!" My favourite part! 😂

[@Ed-zo2ef]

awful joke

[@oly5883]

Ed. Thank you! For reminding me that there are people out there like you who need to tell bad things to people they don't even know, just to feel better with there selves. But... I'm not going to tell you something bad. I'm just going to say.... I believe you're a good person! Have a nice day 😊

[@Ed-zo2ef]

Oly . . MakeS. Actually thanks u too (: It probably was to make me feel better about my life but no I just have a thing for language and I’m Batman jokes

[@CarterCranford]

Oly . . MakeS. Same

[@trillo3332]

"themselves" Sometimes it isn't about making anybody feel better, so much as it is an attempt to educate the masses. Like with spelling, for example! But the education argument does not explain stating opinion as fact. You can still chalk that one up to plain ol' douchary.

[@gcullen576]

The "Here's a bright Idea" guy is so good, because he's literally the one thing that stops the plot of the entire movie because he has common sense

[@superjackster0165]

Cap'n Smith I don’t know why they only use him in the Spiderman HISHE videos

[@suckerman7gm]

@@superjackster0165 Well, most villains are created due to other scientists being lazy and not looking at anything else while running an experiment or something

[@existencehandle]

@@suckerman7gm S a n d m a n

[@therealwarmonger]

I would like to know that Gentleman's name.

[@harrambou9468]

They had to use the “Bright Idea” guy multiple times in this too 😂

[@ZainR]

No Way Home's HISHE's diner scene is probably going to be really heartwarming

[@Sahejpatil]

🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@Toadallythebest]

hilarios

[@sg3428]

You mean Finally the oldest Spiderman inside Cafe?

[@virazvryt1506]

4years

[@bryan.d0616]

And instead we got Peter kissing Superman. 😅

[@hungryeyes2786]

Tom Peter: Now I'm sure they'll never replace me Miles: Don't be too sure about that

[@riveraharper8166]

meh.

[@hayabusa2360]

I mean atleast everyone still loves the og. Spider man i still loved. Miles Morales

[@LuhLilLowk]

Miles should never be the main spiderman

[@just_an_internet_explorer8038]

@@LuhLilLowk cap

[@LuhLilLowk]

@@just_an_internet_explorer8038 I just think there needs to be a Peter Parker before miles

[@dagewastaken7236]

"Here's a bright idea" is my new favorite character lmao

[@TheFunPop]

Kyle Reganit New favorite? You might be new around here. You should watch their Spider-Man 3 hishe from back in the day. Or the Amazing Spider-Man 2 one.

[@smoof5419]

new favorite =/= new character

[@TheNspoon]

He solves all problems

[@babyyoshi3099]

He is like the only reoccurring character throughout HISHE reviews that is not a superhero. He has appeared in so many of their videos.

[@angelaphsiao]

the true hero of HISHE... Logicman

[@mugswrld]

*now I know they’ll never replace me* “Yeah don’t be to sure about that”

[@sykomichael83]

Ultra Instinct Goku Mugabo I didn't get that 1...... Somebody help me out

[@TPKProductions]

Michael Harris because that's Miles Morales, which is confirmed in homecoming bc of his uncle, and in the comics he becomes spider man after Peter dies

[@54Immortal]

Miles Morales exists in a different dimension where Peter parker is dead so unless they're gon kill off Tom Holland, he ain't coming soon. Alternatively if they do Secret Wars after Infinity War, then he might come up.

[@theflyinglatinoman6106]

Ultimate Spiderman

[@Gavin-fw8mj]

maybe miles said that because of his movie nxt yr animated spider man

[@johnstriker480]

5:05 AMAZING how HISHE keeps accidentally predicting future movies xDD It's wild!

[@AdamArBast99]

4:50 Because, James, you said it yourself; your suit is meant to fly, and after you fell from higher than a thousands feet Tony put a parachute in Pete's suit to make sure that doesn't happen again

[@calebwatson5102]

Exactly.

[@dectonge8563]

Aunt May: "What the Fu....." *Bam* Cap: "Language!" 😂👌🏼😂

[@MapleHero120]

Wait... did he just assaulted an unarmed civilian with an indestructible shield just because she was using a foul language? That is messed up...

[@MapleHero120]

Bsquared well DP deserved it but I think it was a bit harsh on Aunt May tho...

[@ryanhowe5595]

Still funny

[@angelarossi6661]

Sunrise Productions ! That was the best part!! 😂

[@windrunnerradiant4776]

"You don't understand. I have a daughter, that makes it okay to break the law. I'm not bad person." That is literally the guy's entire mindset throughout the movie. Lol.

[@namanxo]

Windrunner Radiant That reminds me of Spiderman 3 when Sandman said the same thing to Peter

[@cnj96]

it's actually a reference to the spiderman 3 hishe

[@axel1300]

lmao people actually take these videos serious HAHHA

[@gavynvillarial]

Windrunner Radiant that was in the how spiderman 3 should have ended when sandman said that

[@andreashort310]

Vulture does thinks it's okay, Sandman doesn't. Sandman sees himself as a martyr. He knows he does bad things but he simply does them for his daughter. Vulture's morals are warped.

[@jokeronline702]

5:11 Spider-Man No way Home

[@diyatilwani7642]

Did he predicted no way home 😯😯😯😯

[@vsdexx]

“WHY IS THAT A FEATURE IM 15” Thats my favorite part

[@dogemcdogeface7901]

"I have a daughter That makes me okay to break the law!" Couldn't have said it any better

[@LukeeBoi]

Do you remember when they made that Joke with sandman

[@chaos9608]

500th like

[@joturd23]

Didn’t sand man say the same thing in a previous hishe spider man one

[@jatinshilen]

Reminded me of Serena Williams

[@Spidoor13]

Darth Vader: You have a daughter?! This is wonderful!

[@rayburks7059]

Vulture: "Don't mess with me kid" Peter: "Why" Vulture: "Because I'm Barman" Peter: "Whaaaaat"

[@RyokaYakashima]

Ray Burks it's a reference to the old batman actor, how cool is that! 😂

[@yusufbiagi2293]

Yeah...michael keaton was batman in the first two batman movie by tim burton

[@davincent98]

I was hoping for this scene

[@adityarajasekar1020]

Hey I said that idea!

[@davincent98]

Thanks, Homie Cheetah

[@danielgladu4068]

Once again HISHE predicted the future having Tobey and Andrew with Tom together.

[@antoinesmith3022]

You have brought so much joy to so many people, thank you for all you do. These videos are amazing

[@CazTails]

"Friday, put Kryptonite tank missiles on my to-do list please."

[@mayphan9779]

LOL😂😂😂😂😂

[@vaishalirandheer3048]

Yep today's Friday

[@garrettwilliams8273]

Tony would crush superman

[@z7983]

​@@garrettwilliams8273 Yeah, I know that

[@lirodmigueln.abastillas4834]

You know super man can here him

[@Aarongreally]

‘I have a daughter, that makes it okay for me to break the law’ Spider-Man 3 reference

[@maaxa3766]

The bright idea guy too

[@imlivingunderyourbed7845]

"I'm not a bad person."

[@MoonMan990]

Yeah

[@dylankaiser5546]

Maax A here’s a bright idea, they should use him more

[@demonguy5082]

They say "history repeat itself" 😂

[@lofthouse23]

"I'll kill you and everyone you love...." "I love Liz! Does that mean you're gonna kill your daughter?" "Uhhuh.... You win this round, Spiderman!"

[@novaenforcer1563]

To be fair war machine stole the mrk 2 suit and had justin hammer modify it.

[@victoria-qk5mq]

Aunt May: “WHAT THE F-“ Cap: “LANGUAGE!!” I dieieieied

[@joecrouse2503]

Naw she did with the sheild destroying her neck

[@weirdside7147]

Same

[@GuardianKnight-qq2bo]

That was the best scene

[@jasonwalker2589]

Lmao🤣😂

[@naomiwolfrunner9809]

When I saw that I was screaming: FINALLY!!!

[@jadonquarles5243]

"I have a daughter, that makes it ok to break the law...I'm not a bad person!" THAT SPIDER-MAN 3 HISHE REFERENCE THOOOO

[@jamesw4419]

Ik I saw that to

[@khayree7929]

His daughter wasn’t sick

[@robobase3353]

Jadon Quarles I really loved this reference

[@troy.nuesca]

Lol i just watched that one and i remembered this so i came and watched it again lol

[@Caleb_Amamiya]

@@jamesw4419 same

[@TFalconwing]

The multiple peters aged well

[@nerd4774]

5:07 HISHE predicted NWH

[@charlesgalpert6458]

"IM THE GUY IN THE CHAIR THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!!!!"- i died

[@rickardkaufman3988]

One Ring To Rule Them All.

[@DKOIsoul]

*One Chair To Rule Them All

[@rickardkaufman3988]

@@DKOIsoul You mean The Iron Throne?

[@Hello-1243]

*this does put a smile on my face*

[@mikaatkins7135]

@@Hello-1243 XDDDDDDD

[@darion1728]

*"I'M THE GUY IN THE CHAIR, THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!"*

[@johnfraire6931]

Darion Williams > My superhero calls me his guy in the chair~ > He he, mine says the same thi- > *There can only be one*

[@joekaput747]

ASDF movie?

[@johnfraire6931]

Joe Kaput Yeah. I like trains.

[@joekaput747]

But do you like pie flavor?

[@johnfraire6931]

Joe Kaput Yeah, but last time I had some, someone parked their car on it.

[@khjfreddy]

They predicted the future once again!

[@gio.chavchanidze11]

The fact that you used all 3 Spiderman in one video 5 years ago, you pretty much guessed no way home...

[@drdan3538]

Peter: “Now I know, they will never replace me” Miles:”Don’t be to sure about that!” Me: *dying*

[@TheArklyte]

Dr Dragon and in MCU it is Tony who's going to die and Peter will (sort of) "replace" him.

[@genmmaster1676]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@rickycollins7723]

Same here.

[@Nipponing]

No... Why? That's horrible...

[@dr.k8610]

I got the Miles Morales Spider-Man book and it was amazing

[@infiniteelysium981]

“I lost an electron” “Are you positive?”

[@squidwardthesquidofallsqui1346]

Hehe

[@loganslife8584]

I don't think its a positive because an elementary particle consisting of a charge of negative electricity equal to about 1.602 × 10−19 coulomb and having a mass when at rest of about 9.109 × 10−31 kilogram or about ¹/₁₈₃₆ that of a proton, sorry to ruin the joke.

[@elijah00123]

watch iron man 3 again😂 pepper has the same shirt

[@joenahyay8367]

Logan's Life this comment ruined my childhood

[@naveenkr5992]

Time stamp

[@btktaiyuanhao7970]

See back these, guys. That was so amazing

[@tsukichan4]

Peter: *kills someone* why is that a feature?! I'm 15! Me: oh Peter, you foolish child, you weren't even supposed to HAVE that feature yet! You only have it because you hacked the suit. thats on you dude

[@chasgalaxy6721]

*I'M THE GUY IN THE CHAIR* *THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE*

[@nimam3753]

Devoe

[@doopboop8359]

*shaggy suddenly comes out of nowhere* Shaggy: you sure about that thanos man?

[@jameshardy3489]

Sidious: your feeble skills are no match for the power of the dark side... Btw my chair is bigger than yours...

[@simcity4111]

Não é justo, eu que fico sentado vendo os filmes!!!!

[@ProbablyYourMom__]

@@jameshardy3489 FIGHT ME!!!!!!! THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE

[@jagannathajaya2350]

Keaton: Don't mess with me. Peter: Why? Keaton: BECAUSE I'M BATMAN. *Instant Like*

[@thegooddoctor2009]

Jagannath Ajayakumar Ok now I get the joke. I think it would have been better if he was dressed as Keaton's Batman though.

[@gaelcomics5997]

From Batman to Volture Michael Kilton plays Batman

[@saiken811]

WAIT A MINUTE! So did the cafe scene at the end inspire No Way Home!!

[@-------------------..........]

Here's a bright idea: Why don't you make more of these videos so more people will like and subscribe you enough until one day finally every single one of your video is turned into a movie?

[@BlackDiamond2718]

Uhhh fine The battle between silver warrior and HISHE: How It Should Have Ended (Reading the comments). Hey! This dude just gave me a bright idea on the comment section to make more videos. I should do it. Heres a bright idea. How about you don’t because it will decrease the value according to supply and demand and we don’t make videos on youtube comments and viewers and it will take alot of time and energy? Uh fine. And so I didn’t make a video just because some random guy said so. Superman: wait why are you telling us this? Better yet, why are you here? Batman: You don’t seem to fit with us. HISHE: But i am your creator. Superman: Are you claiming us as property because our company would say otherwise. Batman: And you can’t claim me. You know why? HISHE: Yes. Batman: Oh. I was expecting you to say no or why. But I’ll say it anyways. BECAUSE IM BATMAN!

[@S6Ryujin]

Lmfaooooo "Friday put kryptonite missiles on my to-do list"

[@MaxSabbath_]

can do

[@wizardmaster50]

"you cant give a kid a murder suit tony!" Tony: "proceeds to give Peter an entire defense system that could easily kill entire cities in no time flat"

[@AchWave]

Reminds me of cod iw with f spar could kill any thing

[@AnilArya51]

Whole Europe...not just some cities and Fun fact is Stark's company didn't know the unauthorized use or monitored this ... crazy

[@victoriaslater6008]

What? No! He gave him weapons of mass destruction. He could destroy the earth with all that stuff.

[@BlackDiamond2718]

Spiderman: home invasion Stark: proceeds to provide plans for his death star

[@handysoap]

the 1000th like

[@omega4483]

Plot twist: hishe knew that no way home would have all 3 spidermen

[@pbmccain]

This is the actual plot of Spider-Man No Way Home

[@Kevi.n]

I was eating Cereal and the batman part and I almost choked

[@RamSingh-pf1ym]

Never eat anything while watching hishe

[@ryanbarker3978]

Same here haha. That was fantastic.

[@foldabotZ]

He should've looked like the '89 Batman, though. But then how'd he turn his head in the first place.

[@ryanbarker3978]

foldabotZ I don't think '89 batman would look very good in the animated art style they use in these videos.

[@megamoviez]

Ryan Barker They already used the 89 Batman

[@rohanmanchanda5250]

Hey (4:32) Friday never calls him "sir". She always goes for "boss"

[@josyraju7993]

4:52 "What's up with that" 😂😂😂😂

[@nickbagrationi770]

Imagine if Spiderman's reply to Vulture's threat was "I love you" 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jonathonmeasday8451]

Lol

[@Yesnt0073]

LOLOLOLOLOL

[@carterm873]

You win this round, spiderman

[@luislovera2351]

Vulture: you got problems kids

[@briankaslewicz6130]

Peter: "I love your wife"

[@nerd_entangled]

Tobey Maguire's voice at the end just killed me

[@just_me5853]

Mytresh Madipalli congrats at 200 likes

[@k4taraa]

Ikr its hilarious and so nerdy lol

[@kenithknightgaming1220]

Man I love how tony, superman and Batman can just talk so lightly sitting in a cafe 😂😂😂

[@sagethebattlegod]

The cafes clips are my favorites, it's like Superman and Batman interviewing heros and villains at at large with no restrictions😂 Hishe brings so much life and character into their videos, it feels so real. I get lost seeing these videos, thank you for being number 1 on my search list after so much years.

[@maxsupertoon7819]

I died at "BECAUSE IM BATMAN!!!" "WAHHH???" XD

[@maxsupertoon7819]

Actually I take that back! It's when Cap showed up.

[@gothamknight2098]

Don't mess with me kid Why ? Because IAM BATMAN LOL

[@tommydude969]

haha of course they would

[@overzen69]

I had to pause the video because I was laughing so hard. XD

[@rickycollins7723]

XD

[@rickycollins7723]

XD

[@AsrikaFilms]

best part

[@prantabarua5112]

-Don't mess with me kid. -why? -because I am Batman was so epic😆😆😆

[@polop2897]

that andrew Garfield and tobey Maguire clip hits a little different now

[@hectorsegura5679]

"They'll never replace me." "Yeah don't be so sure about that." Lmfao 😂😂😂

[@javalemcgee7249]

I thought they would have vulture go to the villain pub and joker realize that he is Batman

[@kidkouga92]

BRILLIANT

[@JordanWheeler1999]

MIND BLOWN! WHY DIDN'T THEY DO THAT!

[@D_A_R_Y_L_]

Man that was what I suggested too..Reckon it didn't get enough likes ..Would hv been epic to have them ask Keaton how he broke out of jail and him say BECAUSE I'M BATMAN

[@Quetzal00358]

I suggested something along those lines if i remember correctly...

[@crazyape515]

JaVale McGee that would've been great but at least in the car he says that he's batman lol

[@hihello12354]

5:10 mans predicted the future lmao

[@thatonel4421]

Watching this during a high school lockdown rn. Thanks for making me feel better:)

[@hulksmash5890]

May: what the f*** . Captain America: *Language* 😂

[@timgruning5104]

Sooo hillarious!!😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣👍👍

[@Spidoor13]

May: Sorry!

[@Spidoor13]

Hulk! Is that you?

[@davie9944]

Hulk smash Steve she said a bad language word

[@Spidoor13]

Steve Rogers: Aunt May Parker! Watch your language! I’m serious! Aunt May Parker: Sorry! I should have said “What the heck?!”.

[@PLUX4]

Thanos: "I'm the guy in the chair!" Peter: "What is that?!" Ned: "It's a giant purple monster man!" LOL

[@nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn9772]

PranavanMVGC *THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!*

[@catfoy8888]

Nuzlocke reference

[@leovaldez7991]

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE GUY IN THE CHAIR

[@thebesttitaniumofsteel2784]

PranavanMVGC The guy ON the chair.

[@ryuuotaku35]

LOL!

[@channely.z.h]

0:36 I'm not a bad person! I just Had Bad Luck(Flint Marko/Sandman- Spider Man 3,2007)

[@Jonathanest90s]

So far the best prediction. Great job HISHE.

[@justzedd8430]

_Did HISHE just predicted that spiderman will replace ironman?_ *Avengers theme song plays*

[@Duckverse]

HISHE predicted a lot of things. Like.. a LOT of things.

[@justzedd8430]

@@Duckverse HISHE is Doctor Strange confirm

[@0613apobangpo]

he won’t , did you watch the new car from home trailer?

[@fiqz7017]

HISHE IS RUSSO BROTHERS CONFIRM

[@kevinalfarezi2199]

Look, is miles morales dude. F*** hishe, i love you 3000

[@rwplm]

I lost it at "Because I'm Batman" whaaaaaa!!!

[@Bitna01]

Same. XD

[@proudbeaner696]

It took me 3 seconds to remember that he was Batman in the 80's lol

[@KafshakTashtak]

I didn't not expect that.

[@GlitchAuTraveler]

yessss

[@Nube-Gamer]

I know 😆😆😆 who didnt laugh at that?!

[@Water_Me_Loan_64_YT]

That War Machine bit at the end is Modern Art.

[@King-lb4pi]

Vulture - “Because I’m Batman!” You were Batman until now.

[@GuntherBovine]

"Why would you have that installed?! I'm fifteen!'

[@bloop1100]

He wasn't supposed to have access to that yet.

[@omegasonic2000]

OU Sash "I'm sorry, I thought all fifteen year olds played Call of Duty."

[@GuntherBovine]

omegasonic2000 what if they play GTA, not CoD

[@omegasonic2000]

OU Sash Instakill is a COD feature. If he played GTA, the suit would be equipped with car-stealing gizmos.

[@GuntherBovine]

exactly.

[@lillylouise8803]

"I'm gunna kill everyone you love" "I love Liz... Does that mean your gunna kill your daughter?" "You win this round. Spiderman" XD

[@qwertycrafter6506]

Kacy Elliker Spider-Man*

[@lillylouise8803]

Neto Modesto cuz I can

[@jemman2314]

Neto Modesto because poeple always type their favorite part about the video in the comments everyone does just look at the other guys on this video

[@jamesgeorge7579]

I remember seeing the original comment

[@Lazzahh]

James George So do I 😎 (Way of me saying I wrote the idea)

[@fireboy8541]

You predicted no way home 😂

[@Miles_24]

2:52 He LITERALLY is though! Its Michael Keaton Batman! I didn't get the joke at first but it is probably the best one in this whole vid.

[@00penguin18]

Where does that guy keep coming from and keep saying “Here’s a bright idea...”

[@pietrosb4542]

DerpyPenguin YT from the amazing spider-man 2 hishe

[@mmmayonnaise]

DerpyPenguin YT He has appeared in some of the first HISHE vids like the first HISHE spiderman video. He's become a meme for HISHE like the lady in the hospital.

[@jc_8119]

Emo Spider-Man.....

[@MiT708]

Because he's giving away bright ideas

[@auntiegarfunkel]

Originally from the Spiderman 3 hishe (at least when I first saw him) telling the guy who made sandman to go make sure that it was 'probably just a bird'

[@majorastorm]

*"LANGUAGE!!!"* -Captain America

[@effia1]

Zorastorm 32 🤣🤣

[@keeganheavner3526]

Zorastorm 32 that ending made me laugh so hard, my stomach hurts now

[@keeganheavner3526]

Hữu Đức Nguyễn yes, bow, minion

[@six2811]

Zorastorm 32 ah.....that's not going away anytime soon.

[@agustinrubinstein9009]

"patience"

[@jyoraj11]

2:53 "Don't Mess With Me Kid" "Why" "Because I Am Batmannn" "Whaaaaaat" it's so funny 😂😂😂😂

[@starkillersneed]

I love how Batman, of all people, is appaled at the idea of a teenager fighting crime.

[@MastaChief2026]

Vulture: I saw this boat in half! *THAT'S A LOTTA DAMAGE* Spider-Man: I going to repair it using only Flex-Tape!

[@rambofan334]

Doing open heart surgery? Got an artery going? Flex-Tape.

[@rambofan334]

And if Iron Man can't do it, Flex-Tape.

[@drippylevi5850]

Boat sawed in half Flex Tape *Phil Swift walks on the screen* As you can see. .. There are no leaks

[@Misfitstein]

JonTron

[@Weird_but_neat]

Sanic The Edgehog oh a jontron fan alright

[@dannyfentonphantom2]

WHEN MICHEAL KEATON SAID “CUZ IM BATMAN”, FUCKIN YES

[@TheCelticTiger32]

Clifford Wilson nah, they should have had him say it softly and slowly like Keaton did it in Tim Burtons batman.

[@philverhey7335]

.. he should have said, because i'm _BIRDMAN_ .. but i guess that'd be too intelligent

[@effia1]

Clifford Wilson I know right that was the best part 😄😄😄😄

[@JoshuaJonesTheKpoppingPanda]

It's like an anvil to the head reminding people he was Batman

[@loyddaher6996]

i love this channel they always know how to make me laugh

[@aidasantiago464]

Vulture: Don't mess with me kid. Peter: Why? Vulture: Because I'm batman! 😂 lol

[@choppy1851]

Lazer Gamers I agree - that was genius.

[@fsimbih]

It’s almost like we watched the same video

[@lemmehelp9293]

It's because Michael Keaton played Batman, and Keaton played Vulture in Homecoming

[@crustyou]

MasterAssassin17 And Birdman.

[@micharogacz9803]

Lazer Gamers LO)

[@brianfoster4232]

Batman is criticizing Ironman on taking in a minor to fight crime?! That's funny!

[@Mikehawk8764]

Lol, but when batman did it they were orphans

[@mattventura724]

Batman trained kids who were between 8-10 years old how to be vigilantes and all 4 of them have died before on his watch. Believe me there´s no difference between batman and iron man when it comes to kids.

[@clayferrill7173]

I believe that was the joke...

[@dungeonguy88]

Apart from Iron Man feeling bad about it before they started dropping like flies.

[@AJ_Jingco]

+matt ventura Iron Man is better at fighting crime than Batman!

[@martinoman436]

In the truck heist, the vulture went inside the cargo through those “matter shifting stones”. If Spider Man had removed those stones the vulture would’ve been trapped inside and sent to damage control vault.

[@immortalfrieza]

Assuming that Peter could've removed said stones safely, or that the Vulture couldn't have broken out of the truck from the inside.

[@martinoman436]

@@immortalfrieza Peter would only have to pull the stones out of place with his webs “for safety” and the Vulture would be helpless without the suit. I mean Spider man only would have to unhook the suit from the cargo and jump away. He could also just track the cargo and notify the authorities. GG game over

[@immortalfrieza]

@@martinoman436 Safely as in "wouldn't have done something catastrophic like explode if Peter decided to just yank them out" and really? Helpless without the suit? The guy had stones that let him pass through matter with a thought plus a flight suit that rivals the Falcon. The Vulture could easily have had plenty up his sleeve.

[@alexkennedy7280]

I love this channel cause it's so funny and entertaining

[@JBBrickFanatic]

"Replace Iron Man"... MAN with that new far from home trailer.. HISHE CALLED IT (and much more lol)

[@kshitijsule3115]

Yes i am surprised too

[@QueenKunta]

It’s uncanny how much HISHE has predicted.

[@alpha_jasperflair1097]

Yq iam very surpised too

[@soybean6325]

riiight?

[@emreterzioglu2780]

JBBrickFanatic What???

[@Digedon]

*Cough cough*Robin*cough cough*

[@Dan_Rob_2023]

Tuba_G Or now the Flash lol

[@Redflametrow]

I thought that's where the joke was going but then they didn't do it. Just weird that it went on so long for them to not go there.

[@yashselokar7512]

True

[@owlsayssouth]

not on the justice league as a minor. still has to go to school (or at least private tutors which is same thing). batman is a million times a better parent than tony (which, admitadly, is a very low bar).

[@Yen-dc7nn]

*cough* Bucky in Comics was a minor and he was fighting along with Cap during war *cough*

[@kbeua]

For some reason I love to watch it over and over again. Especially where BATMAN says "because I am Batman". You find places that are very creative in those lines.

[@jazellecollins7125]

"I'm a great father figure for him." My favorite line.

[@willygian5378]

The real MCU hishe hero is actually... The scientist that say the best line that helps: here a bright idea

[@pocke_mp4692]

That's so true

[@tiana_andherbooks]

you mean damage control

[@sonnymiles1800]

I swear he is in every hishe film

[@amalgamationprime3168]

And the real villain is ignorance and laziness.

[@jacfarabdi940]

So true he’s my favorite

[@ThanksHermione]

Well, Batman's known for having kids and teenagers as sidekicks.

[@dabpolicetdm6893]

Thanks Hermione ohhhhhhhh…

[@js66613]

Yeah, but he's well... Batman. Which is totally a valid excuse.

[@firefistdonuts3286]

Because he's batman

[@crichton397]

You don't understand; he has a son. That makes it ok for him to break the law. He's not a bad person.

[@dylankaiser5546]

Joyful Sorrow yeah it really is.

[@mystick1658]

CONGRATS 10 MIL SUB BROSSSS!!!

[@wilsonrawlin8547]

This whole video was stacked with pure gold! Rhodey and the parachute was the best!!! ;D

[@Bowtie12oclock]

Cap at the end definitely needs to be a mainstay!

[@erikwilliams1562]

Yuna I understood that reference

[@conduit64]

I told all of my friends and family to make sure they stayed through the credits because the end scene was a must not miss.

[@Superoxide1]

You monster I waited for it

[@kuraiiz612]

"Now if you excuse me, I need to grow a beard" -Captain America before IW

[@hjonkers._]

Kurai Kujo What has he done to him self???? *_looks at him in infinity war_* Me: WHO THE HECK IS THAT?!? Guy in the actual movie which name I can’t remember: nice to have you back cap!!! Me: WHATTTTTTT!

[@lundylow]

Several years later, this is even more surreal.