How To Be Noise Rock (Shit Tutorial)

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Today, I will teach you how to make noise rock!
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0:00 - Intro
0:48 - Early steps
1:56 - Write a song
5:33 - Outro
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[@Pagefire]

Wow, this sounds like noise. That means you did a great job! Keep up the good work \m/

[@ShitNoiseOfficial]

Omg! Thank you so much man! I got inspired by you a lot for this tutorial :) Would love to see a similar tutorial on your channel!

[@CarolynDestruction]

Oh shit

[@shroomlord682]

damn you are everywhere

[@DeadWhiteButterflies]

I respect the silliness of this, followed by some genuine mastery of the form when you put it together. Sometimes the best way the to take the piss out of something is to come from a place of genuine love for the genre.

[@ShitNoiseOfficial]

Thank you for the kind words mate. We really appreciate it!

[@drtywon]

Midori is fucking underrated

[@mtzauriq]

i fucking love midori

[@ShitNoiseOfficial]

I love Midori too!

[@jagannathugaz9021]

We need more Noise rock bands 💀🔥

[@tomwaters8320]

4:44 typical chino moreno scream

[@ShitNoiseOfficial]

I LOVE Chino, great singer! Inspired me a lot!

[@nedsneedvanoverbeek1678]

I love all the bands you referred to in this video but omg you fucking smashed it. So hilarious!

[@ShitNoiseOfficial]

Thanks man! I appreciate it :)

[@dtjmusiclife2023]

I love this kind of music too... im experementing circuit bending my pedals to create weird sound ...

[@ShitNoiseOfficial]

FUCK YEAH! I love experimenting with pedals! I play guitar in the band and I sing and I use pedals in a weird way constantly

[@jonnytzg5314]

MIDORI MENTIONED :D

[@ShitNoiseOfficial]

Fucking love that band

[@ashton9428]

Hey, how do you get your vocals to sound like that? I use bandlab and I've been messing around with it for about an hour and I still can't figure it out. Could you please tell me the preset settings you used?

[@ShitNoiseOfficial]

I use GarageBand. To achieve that type of vocals, you need some distortion and, if you want, some overdrive. I don’t remember the exact settings but I think the gain is on max and the “tone” (I believe) is at, like, 75-90%? I hope I helped! If there are any questions, feel free to ask!

[@noahm]

Genuinely a good tutorial

[@ShitNoiseOfficial]

Thank you!!

[@offroaders123]

Wait I didn't realize you were a full band, epic!

[@ShitNoiseOfficial]

Yeah we are hahah, we have some upcoming material soon ;)

[@beefjonas]

this is unbelievably cool

[@ShitNoiseOfficial]

Why, thank you, kind sir!

[@beefjonas]

@@ShitNoiseOfficial the shot of you flailing on the bed was really cool!

[@ShitNoiseOfficial]

@@beefjonas hahahaha thanks mate

[@jdubofficial]

This is a fantastic tutorial!

[@ShitNoiseOfficial]

Thank you! If you like this one, you might like the new “How To SOUND Noise Rock” tutorial. A bit shorter, but it’s still a bit entertaining :)

[@marshallsweatherhiking1820]

I think I prefer post-rock, which is kind of a branch off from noise rock. Need moody ambience and trippy sounds as opposed to just loudness and aggression.

[@ShitNoiseOfficial]

I actually might do a post-rock tutorial in the near future. MAYBE.

[@greagandev]

Gilla Band - good call

[@ShitNoiseOfficial]

They are the best band in the world!! Saw them play in Lyon, met Dara, nicest guy ever!

[@kelechi_77]

this is fucking great man

[@ShitNoiseOfficial]

Thanks mate, check out the result! It’s out now on the channel! You’ll love it :)

[@kelechi_77]

@@ShitNoiseOfficial yeah I gave it a listen, very cool that you made that so quickly, I love your accent are you Swedish?

[@ShitNoiseOfficial]

@@kelechi_77 thanks! The song was actually recorded 3 months ago, like every song off the upcoming album. No, I am Latvian :)

[@human-ut4ig]

Lyrics: You are dumb Repeat every 2 second Song name: i fckng hate this place

[@ShitNoiseOfficial]

Thank you for sharing these great lyrics for your noise rock song!

[@human-ut4ig]

@@ShitNoiseOfficial i wish it was for your new song)

[@NEXO.1]

Noise grind 💀🔥

[@ShitNoiseOfficial]

hell yeah

[@Playgrnd-yj6ix]

hell yeah I needed this tutorial

[@ShitNoiseOfficial]

Glad you liked it!

[@ELIZZ_x3]

Gettin flashbacks to Hanatarash…

[@ShitNoiseOfficial]

Fuck yeah! Sick band

[@shallowgravess]

Love Midori!!!

[@wh0isgeorgee270]

5:00 this should've been the music video 😂

[@ShitNoiseOfficial]

Lol it could! Check out the full track tomorrow! You’ll like the music video :)

[@cmacdhon]

Awesome video!!

[@ShitNoiseOfficial]

Thank you :)

[@sethbasinger9775]

thanks man, this is sick

[@ShitNoiseOfficial]

Thanks mate

[@campos6196]

dude you nailed it haha it turned out really cool

[@ShitNoiseOfficial]

Thanks mate! Cheers

[@Yamil057]

amo el noise

[@ShitNoiseOfficial]

:)

[@ghosttastic4563]

This is so awesooooommeee, good tutorial tbh Can you do a tutorial for music like Deftones if you haven't already?

[@ShitNoiseOfficial]

Thanks mate!! Oof how can that style be classified as? I don't even know where to start... 😅

[@lau0908]

hi may i know the mic model that you are using? nice vid btw :)

[@ShitNoiseOfficial]

Thanks man! Glad you enjoyed it :) The mic I was using is a Blue Snowball iCE mic!

[@daveethridge7342]

My favorites have always been Zeni Geva, Unsane, and Godheadsilo.

[@ShitNoiseOfficial]

Hell yeah, Unsane! Amazing band

[@DIM00252]

airtrash is the ideal pedal for this

[@ShitNoiseOfficial]

OH HELL YEAH! Love that pedal!

[@brendacantanhede]

Good good

[@Cirni-therealone]

You're awesome

[@ShitNoiseOfficial]

Thanks!

[@weeweewermwangstalker9062]

When it comes to noise rock, I was thinking more so earlier Oxbow. Does noise rock have to be fast-paced? Because Oxbow is very slow compared to the bands in the video.

[@ShitNoiseOfficial]

Good remark. Noise Rock can be both slow and fast. I was concentrating more on the "Noise Punk" side of noise rock in this tutorial. Stuff like Metz or Midori.

[@tarunchandrasekaran7701]

Les Rallizes Denudes are the pioneers of Noise Rock. Also, great video.

[@ShitNoiseOfficial]

Ooooo never heard of that band! Thanks!

[@tarunchandrasekaran7701]

@@ShitNoiseOfficial Yes they're fucking great. They basically started noise rock before The Velvet Underground did. Back in 67'.

[@ShitNoiseOfficial]

@@tarunchandrasekaran7701 damn, never knew that! But I guess The Velvet Underground popularized the genre

[@davidbourgoin523]

@@tarunchandrasekaran7701 The Velvet Underground formed before Les Rallizes Denudes. I doubt they had ever heard of each other before the 70s

[@tarunchandrasekaran7701]

@@davidbourgoin523 They did form before, but their first noise record, the one attributed to inventing noise rock, came after Les Rallizes Denudes' debut.

[@heliosthesungod888]

shitnoise 4 life 😤🙏😩🙏😤

[@PillowMan348]

Nailed it lmao

[@ShitNoiseOfficial]

Cheers mate :)

[@pipelarcade-mr1io]

I like this video

[@ShitNoiseOfficial]

Glad to hear that!

[@cheeseamole]

0:21 Boris in a Nutshell

[@ShitNoiseOfficial]

Lol

[@Lewd.audi0]

Yea awsome. My band is called lewd audio

[@ShitNoiseOfficial]

Thanks! Nice, I’ll check you guys out!

[@Lewd.audi0]

@@ShitNoiseOfficial thanks man. Lost my angels is our best song 🤙🤙

[@coolman000099]

This was funny 😭

[@ShitNoiseOfficial]

Thanks!

[@chaddenton5632]

My ears hurt. Thank you.

[@ShitNoiseOfficial]

Always welcome!

[@valentingarriga1674]

How is the second band of your personal favourites spelled?

[@ShitNoiseOfficial]

It can be spelled Mhaol, M(h)aol or Maol. I saw different versions of the spelling.

[@paularmstrong2306]

And in England between '76 & '79 - 'Eric and the Eric's'

[@ShitNoiseOfficial]

Never heard of that, what’s that band?

[@paularmstrong2306]

Was mine and my mates band. Jeff Arnold, lead guitarist, used to tune his Wilson by turning the machine heads all in the same direction.

[@ShitNoiseOfficial]

@@paularmstrong2306 oh, nice! Would love to hear some stuff of yours!

[@paularmstrong2306]

@@ShitNoiseOfficial Great!! I think our drummers still got a tape of us. If he has I'll certainly let you know.

[@ShitNoiseOfficial]

@@paularmstrong2306 would love to take a listen to it!

[@sarahuwu877]

My mother tongue is not English but KAJWKWKWH you are very funny old man

[@ShitNoiseOfficial]

Hahaha thanks a lot!

[@Metalkid1500]

But what about noise rock like early swans? This sounds more like punk that noise rock

[@ShitNoiseOfficial]

Swans are great! I love "Stay Here"! But I was concentrating on the "Noise Punk" side of noise rock. Stuff like Metz, Midori, Sonic Youth, etc.

[@alex_dolbojob3997]

good job man, return to Latvia tho

[@ShitNoiseOfficial]

Thanks! I’m sorry, do I know you?

[@user-pc3hk3cg6n]

hey you cool

[@ShitNoiseOfficial]

Thanks!

[@user-bf6gz8ej4o]

what is this band consisting of females called? Male? I can't find them anywhere, does anyone know a song by them?

[@ShitNoiseOfficial]

They are called M(h)aol. Pronounced Male. Song recommendation: Therapy.

[@user-bf6gz8ej4o]

Thanks!@@ShitNoiseOfficial

[@gwugluud]

I thought the song sounded good. 🤷 I mean, rock & roll is supposed to be rebellious, anti-society and grandmaw-offending, last time I checked. I have that Data Corrupter..imo it would be more usable if it had a "wet/dry" facility. I've never got it to sound 2% as good as the LubedTube demos make it seem. Good post.

[@ShitNoiseOfficial]

Thank you! Yeah, a dry/wet feature would fit nicely for sure!

[@khaenir]

i love you

[@KeithOtisEdwards]

No! turn the amps up to *11* -- You should know that !

[@ShitNoiseOfficial]

OH NOO!! U forgot that!! 🤯 My amps go up to 10 though, do I just transcend the laws of physics?

[@GuacamoleGaming]

this is litrally explaining us :/

[@CoSineBand]

Is that mario paint!?

[@ShitNoiseOfficial]

Time stamp?

[@CoSineBand]

@@ShitNoiseOfficial in the background?

[@ShitNoiseOfficial]

@@CoSineBand oh the drawing? Nah, it’s a signed Gilla Band flyer.

[@CarolynDestruction]

was the vocals a speech from 1940s?

[@ShitNoiseOfficial]

A speech from the 1940s??? If you mean the lyrics, no. It’s a modified version of the classic nursery rhyme “Ring Around The Rosie”, as mentioned in the video.

[@CarolynDestruction]

@@ShitNoiseOfficial the vocals

[@ShitNoiseOfficial]

@@CarolynDestruction the vocals are mine, I recorded that part, I just added distortion to them

[@CarolynDestruction]

@@ShitNoiseOfficial for my black metal i used fuzz pedals and distortion

[@ShitNoiseOfficial]

@@CarolynDestruction Ooooo nice! Would love to hear some of your songs!

[@KilluollMusic]

I wish i could collab for a vid with yall cuz im memey af

[@ShitNoiseOfficial]

Alright bet

[@charly6066]

i could not feasibly give any less of a shit than i could rn

[@Yamil057]

🤓

[@LoseMillion]

my ears hurt :(

[@ShitNoiseOfficial]

Welcome to the world of noise >:)

[@VinceSlzr]

Loves Maol but not Women 😂😂

[@ShitNoiseOfficial]

Bruuuh 💀

[@robertsmithy]

PILE. best band. they are noise rock

[@vasilijevujcic6464]

cringe

[@ShitNoiseOfficial]

I'm so sorry for impersonating you!!

[@thesean3194]

Explaining “how” to make noise rock? Completely lost the point of the made up genre.

[@ShitNoiseOfficial]

Bands like Gilla Band, Sonic Youth, Melt-Banana, and Swans: Are you sure about that buddy?

[@thesean3194]

@@ShitNoiseOfficial do you want an actual example of “noise” rock? Go to a My Bloody Valentine show and attend the final 15 minute segue way for Make me Realize. Its a jet engine in your face. No music, just pure unadulterated noise (about 180 decibals give or take nightly) blasting your eardrums. I would actiully put a couple songs from the Cherubs in that category. But just because music is loud and dissonant doesn’t make it noise.

[@ShitNoiseOfficial]

@@thesean3194 I mean this whole tutorial is partially satirical so what do you expect lol. Of course dissonance and loudness aren’t the only thing in noise rock. The tutorial is “shit” for a reason haha