How to beat Skyrim without Walking

[@ymfah]

Did you think you could get away? Discussion thread : www.reddit.com/r/ymfah/comments/m1x28t/thread_how_to_beat_skyrim_without_walking/? Music playlist (if the one in the description doesn't work): bit.ly/2PNJpmI

[@dr.bright2446]

Thank you, thank you for doing this videos, they bring so much joy to my life!

[@Lacrimosa42]

Дароу

[@sweepingmotion]

I just noticed today i didn’t have the bell on your channel and here you go

[@antidoteee]

hi

[@szarekhthesilentking7043]

Hello there!

[@emeraldmann1329]

Imagine being that guard, and seeing someone twist themselves 270 degrees into a bunch, and when you ask them to stop, they slide into a wall.

[@KerishWaters]

I'll just leave then and possibly out in my resignation form because I'm not going near that person for the rest of my life

[@ReallyBadService]

Must have been the wind

[@broly7784]

Classic Pillar man shenanigans

[@tako158]

"Demonic cursed beings weren't in the contract"

[@puppergump4117]

Read this right when the video showed it, the guard does seem sad

[@aorus4963]

I love how he adds instructions, like anyone else here has the balls to pull this off and not rage quit.

[@crys329]

Mitten Squad: Allow me to introduce myself

[@s-metrics6431]

balls you mean the contrary xd

[@aorus4963]

xD

[@icebrorottenmushroom1817]

I mean while i followed the guide of DS1 Pacifist Run i quit at OnS when Solaire clipped through the floor

[@swaggypanda1808]

@@icebrorottenmushroom1817 that boss fight is painful enough without pacifism. solaire would always die before their second phase for me anyway lol

[@sigmazeta2044]

Launching yourself full velocity while paralyze-dabbing straight into portal to Sovngarde from literally outside the Skuldafn courtyard is the best fucking thing I've seen in a Skyrim gameplay

[@huxiley65]

same

[@C.C.Sinclaire]

its a bird! its a plane! its... a paralyzed nord...?

[@radred1882]

My man was literally dabbling into quantum leaps to reach his objective, what a absolute beast! Respect.

[@heilmodrhinnheimski]

As ridiculous as this may seem, this is the most lore accurate Dragonborn character I’ve ever seen. To have achieved such mastery over the voice that you only move only using the Thu’um and to have followed in Tiber Septim’s footsteps by using the power of Chim to reshape your character’s past to get out of Helgen…it is a thing of beauty.

[@kanaka118446]

Tiber septim's F O O T S T E P S ? ? ?

[@feartheb33k33p3r]

wait no that's such a good interpretation of CHIM wtf. several existences in different worlds that are the same converging on one point in destiny... shits like the Time Knife

[@weskintime4177]

⁠@@feartheb33k33p3rexcept the time knife ain’t nearly as powerful as CHIM.

[@laigen0110]

​@@weskintime4177What does CHIM mean?

[@dekkonot]

​@@laigen0110CHIM is a mindset that basically allows you to achieve apotheosis.

[@helfire14]

What I expected: Barely scraping by at snail speeds The end result: A vampire lord and leader of an endless werewolf legion dabbing across tamriel as he pleases

[@BorisHrenPopadesh]

endless werewolf-communist legion!

[@ppowersteef]

This is pretty much how JRPGs work

[@ifly6]

That catapult into the portal was just inspired

[@CaelVK]

weakness: water

[@itzpatrick2450]

@@CaelVK Puddle of water deep enough for kids to swim without getting drown*

[@Galimeer5]

*Here's your Dovahzul translations if you're interested* 7:17 "After the art of walking has been lost to the ages, fists are now the only method of locomotion somehow becomes faster the more you weigh" 11:56 "Temporary dash with a long cool down. With the discovery of space time manipulation, it has become the fastest way of travel" 18:26 "The tool was said to be used for levitation. Although that technology has been lost alongside with the art of walking" 24:31 "A rare drug that grants the ability to manipulate space time for a split second. Highly addictive, not to be used repeatedly" 37:09 "Displaces one person to another person's location. If speed is distance divided by time, does no time mean infinite speed?" 45:03 "Woof Woof Woof Woof Woof Woof Woof Woof Woof Woof Woof Woof Woof Woof Woof"

[@samwisefamgee]

You’re a real one. The video came out six hours ago, and I was comment digging for so long I thought I’d have to translate them all myself lmao. A true dovahzul scholar

[@protogamer245]

Needs to be pinned tbh

[@numka82]

Pin it ymfah!

[@henotic.essence]

Omfg THANK you!!

[@android19willpwn]

Came looking for this. Thanks!

[@Naxer2272]

The amount of patience required to pull this run of is truly admirable.

[@sketchie251]

There was no running

[@AAAPity]

@@sketchie251 No shit, sherlock.

[@mowermen1762]

@@sketchie251 R/technically correct

[@Gravitreee]

@@AAAPity “run”

[@JohnDoe-k8y]

@@desolate2703 reddit moment

[@FudgeMuppet]

The plot twists just got better and better

[@jackakakreanxx5587]

It’s you And you’re pretty late by KZbin time

[@jackelp]

What is the lore of this video?

[@jackakakreanxx5587]

@@jackelp well the Dragonborn was so powerful that Todd the godd Howard had to nerf him by removing his ability to walk

[@nicklagoni7306]

This is a certifiable Michael moment

[@tylercoulter7087]

Hi Fudge 😂

[@darkbum1510]

"Being over encumbered makes you faster." *It just works*

[@Trap-chan750]

yeah. its weird

[@buckedpuppy7263]

Classic Todd

[@MrEysox]

I mean it does increase my working speed when I am over-encumbered with lots of homework and assignments

[@LeadBellyLuffy]

God bless you Todd Howard

[@yav1n]

that's why I went to mcdonald's today

[@JackBob.]

Tonight on Skyrim James gets killed by a Netch, Jeremy shouts himself across Tamriel. And Richard falls down the 7000 steps

[@zyriantel9601]

*Bottom Skyrim

[@mandrake6486]

@@zyriantel9601 bo'om skyrim

[@PoisoNico93]

@@mandrake6486 bo'om skrm

[@ymfah]

'ery noice

[@mandrake6486]

*dovahkiin inhales dragon soul fumes*

[@jacksublette7493]

Never in my life have i ever expected to see a legitimate run that uses time travel. This is a masterpiece

[@pop-tartdepression393]

And I guess using multiple different character saves would be like using multiple realities so this runs got that going for it as well

[@jacksonmnl7901]

"run"

[@itsmeyourmate8079]

@@jacksonmnl7901 standstill

[@SinHurr]

@@itsmeyourmate8079 Za Warudo

[@erubianwarlord8208]

hey if time manipulation got alduin into place why cant a lil Eternalism be used by the dragonborn only fair

[@4Bucket2U]

its quite poetic that in a challenge where you simply cannot walk, overencumberance actually makes you faster

[@apokatastasian2831]

The Ricky Berwick rule

[@exhaustive_the_sixth]

"It just works." ©Todd Howard

[@connivingkhajiit]

@@exhaustive_the_sixth God Howard

[@milkweed8176]

I absolutely love how he gives tips for the run like there is someone out there insane enough to actually go through with this

[@mr.something3312]

Congratulations, I'm making a streamer go through this

[@darknessbr3209]

well,he is

[@AuraJewel]

*looks away*

[@dogwelder9699]

How else is Dante Ravioli going to make content?

[@mr.something3312]

I was talking about a streamer named Inceris but ok, I guess anyone can do the no walking run if they really got the time for it.

[@David-ii2op]

"We invited that dragonborne guy to the party and he just stood there outside the carriage for about an hour, not moving an inch. Then he grabbed a bucket and started slapping himself with it. He did it all the way up the stairs. What a lunatic"

[@tails183]

"And he wants ME to create a distraction?"

[@JohnSmith-bn5mi]

"And for some reason he did it all in his underwear. And NO ONE brought it up."

[@agentavaricia2719]

This comment foreshadowed the bucket for me, thank you

[@aidankhan6194]

"Man does he know how to party."

[@snkybrki]

@@agentavaricia2719 "Foreshadowing is sometimes hard to detect"

[@brianirwin8111]

I'm trying to imagine the Thalmor watching you kickflip a bucket up their stairs, naked except for an amulet of Talos and a warhammer, and then having to smile and welcome you to the party like a worthy guest and not a total lunatic

[@mariothane8754]

“I am absolutely not getting paid enough to deal with this.”

[@punishedwhirligig3353]

Im trying to imagine being Alduin at 24:18 Telling the Dragonborn to die then watching him suddenly yeet himself off the mountain at mach 12

[@ShaqNasty557]

Picture this: You are a Thalmor Soldier stationed at the Thalmor Embassy in Skyrim, you're not sure what divine or commanding officer you pissed off to get re-assigned to this frigid sunless hellhole filled with Nords but you keep your chin up and try not to invoke the wrath of Elenwen or the drunken wretched creatures she parlays with. When all of a sudden, out of nowhere you see a Nord, almost entirely in the nude despite the freezing temperatures and snowstorm going on, somehow he has managed to break every single known law of reality by levitating over the wall of the Embassy using nothing but a bucket he found in a nearby stable This nude psycopathic demigod then proceeds to snap around to face you before slowly moving towards you. Not through using his legs as expected but rather by the sheer force of the punches he is throwing out as he approaches you. You're not sure what business this deranged entity wearing the skin of a man has at the Thalmor Embassy, nor why you are standing still. but as he hands you his party invitation, you simply nod. Unlock the door and allow him to enter, hoping that some other poor bastard can deal with this mess. He then pulls out the bucket again and proceeds to use it to drag himself into the Embassy interior, violating the laws of reality once again.

[@HowToChangeName]

You can ask Lord Harkon too as he and his daughter waiting for you struggling to descent few staircases

[@matthewrawlings1284]

@@ShaqNasty557 someone PLEASE make a animation of this...

[@littleblueclovers]

The knowledge, the strategy, the humor, the editing, the PATIENCE. It all comes together so beautifully that it makes me emotional. Like finishing a long drama series where the main character you have been rooting for has finally succeeded against all odds. Truly amazing.

[@imaginaryparsnip]

At the start: Spastic man punching the air repeatedly At the end: Telekinetic werewolf vampire hybrid dragonborn god dabbing everywhere at insane speeds only to land and cause an explosion as hot as the sun while summoning a ghostly werewolf army

[@sewpkan1297]

Sounds like the average DnD character by the end of a great campaign.

[@TheTygre]

"From the moment he entered Skyrim, he chose violence. His every action was as if he was trying to attack the world itself. None knew what drove him. When a bandit asked him, as a last request, why he was filled with so much anger, he only smiled and whispered, 'It just works.'"

[@justanother1136]

Accurate

[@lurksnitchtongue8986]

what is this a reference to?

[@restinginpeace--8876]

@@lurksnitchtongue8986 interested

[@Herbaling]

@@lurksnitchtongue8986 probably Skyrim, but I can’t tell

[@DaoTian-Me]

HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

[@AxlPatrol]

If Bethesda just released Elder Scrolls VI we wouldn't have ymfah putting himself through this kind of torture just to feel something.

[@arceus1385]

they need to add an NPC called ymfah

[@Alarez]

Npc that will kill itself with a bucket cause of the fall dmg i suppose?

[@Resursator]

So true.

[@crispin-freeman]

Bold of you to assume he won't torture himself twice as hard in the next game

[@Alarez]

Man who had beaten TES VI using bucket only xD

[@BelegaerTheGreat]

7:17 "After the art of walking has been lost to the ages, fists are now the only method of locomotion somehow becomes faster the more you weigh" 11:56 "Temporary dash with a long cool down. With the discovery of space time manipulation, it has become the fastest way of travel" 18:26 "The tool was said to be used for levitation. Although that technology has been lost alongside with the art of walking" 24:31 "A rare drug that grants the ability to manipulate space time for a split second. Highly addictive, not to be used repeatedly" 37:09 "Displaces one person to another person's location. If speed is distance divided by time, does no time mean infinite speed?" 45:03 "Woof Woof Woof Woof Woof Woof Woof Woof Woof Woof Woof Woof Woof Woof Woof"

[@dragdid]

Thank you so much for translating!

[@BelegaerTheGreat]

@@dragdid lmao I stole this!

[@AngieAJ]

@@BelegaerTheGreat we know. Shitty thing to do tbh

[@willbe3043]

i like how he's explaining the tricks like anyone is insane enough to do it

[@noahparker8975]

I was thinking the exact same thing

[@Azalealiketheflower]

i found the power attack slide thing (by accident) because i compulsively pick up gear but its like... just dont pick up useless shit and you have zero use for it.

[@kannondwarph3534]

I mean if I did I'd have to unmap movement just to avoid walking over my sanity decreasing

[@Buphido]

I mean I'm not gonna do the run, but there were a few glitches in there I didn't know yet and was interested about for future reference (like the infinite shout one).

[@Azalealiketheflower]

@@Buphido The shout slingshot w/jelly is hilarious

[@Pigmedog]

"You were trying to cross the border?" "No I literally can't move"

[@nowa4247]

"Haha, just kidding. Unless...?"

[@AlexRVX8]

He could tho, the lore says that he got crippled when being captured

[@ScibbieGames]

"Someone put me there, believe me"

[@kirinschlabitz4085]

Trying being the key word

[@Apprentice125]

"No, I was trying to fly over it. What do you think the bucket is for?"

[@kodytaylor3710]

I love how absolutely no one would even think to criticize using the left stick for anything else because the challenge is for walking, but this mad lad says nah let’s just cancel out that stick entirely

[@pylartechnic6559]

I half wonder if this was born out of the left stick breaking XD

[@dragonmaster3030]

@@pylartechnic6559 when your switch joy con breaks but you refuse to stop playing

[@pylotlight]

How do you select Dialogue then.

[@wutvillegaming]

@@pylotlight d pad???

[@siamwse]

43:16 i was fucking CRYING when i first saw this, the huge, creepy husk of a wolf head on a human body being captioned “Become a furry” caught me so off-guard

[@zackhenderson2392]

This. I'm still waiting for res

[@mythoclass_]

Gotta respect ymfah’s dedication to these fucking insane concepts for runs.

[@Noobrzor]

I think the most entertaining part is how he guides it step by step with confident statements and yet constantly comes up against new problems, then solves them in unpredictable, creative ways. A true Hero's journey, where the protagonist faces oppressively overwhelming odds. Masterpiece

[@btl_55]

It also helps us realize just how long it takes to do these things. The amount of time it takes! It is just... wow

[@sugamerper9797]

Exactly, I lost it at the Wireless interaction at 48:04

[@HowToChangeName]

The real question is, who the hell is going to follow it?

[@btl_55]

@@HowToChangeName you know at least someone will be crazy enough to TRY. I certainly would at least try up to a point if my controllers didn't drift/I had the computer version of the game.

[@LenoViburnum]

@@HowToChangeName I did. It was fun as hell.

[@Meoiswa]

Another masterpiece of composition. This time it even features non-linear storytelling. Ymfah continues to improve with every new -video- movie he releases

[@MegaBlair007]

This shit has enough masterful editing to be considered a film production

[@r3dp9]

More enjoyable than most movies of the same length tbh.

[@gyro6181]

Right?! It really blew my mind

[@pelinalwhitestrake3367]

Ymfah: *Tries to use a bucket to fly* Random Guard: Go cast your fancy magic someplace else.

[@doimanator9999]

In fairness, since flying is illegal in the empire it is fair for the guard to intervene

[@sebastiangudino9377]

They made levitation ilegal shortly before oblivion. So the guards should be pretty pissed off

[@mxmmax5140]

@@sebastiangudino9377 why is that exactly? just curious!

[@sebastiangudino9377]

@@mxmmax5140 It's called: The Levitation Act of 3E 421 And it's basically the Lore justification as to why the levitation spell from Morrowind (Which is VERY exploitable) is not present in Oblivion nor Skyrim

[@mxmmax5140]

@@sebastiangudino9377 oh that's very interesting!! thank you

[@tchukkelz2246]

Text in the Dragon Alphabet, in order of appearance: 1:03 (Title - Skyrim no Walking): Bitch 1:16 (#2 - Tutorial): After Warp 7:16 (Top left): Information (Bottom left): Fist (Text): After the art of walking has been lost to the ages, fists are now the only method of locomotion. Somehow becomes faster the more you weigh. 11:56 (Top Right in yellow): Information (Bottom left): Whirlwind Sprint (Text): Temporary dash with a long cool down. (Break) With the discovery of space time manipulation, it has become the fastest way to travel. 18:26 (Top left in blue): Information (Bottom right): Bucket (Text): The tool was said to be used for levitation. (Break) Although that technology has been lost alongside with the art of walking. 24:32 (Top left in green): Information (Bottom left): Netch Jelly (Text): A rare drug that grants the ability to manipulate space time for a split second. (Break) Highly addictive; not to be used repeatedly. 32:59 (#01 - The Truth) The Truth 37:07 (Top right): Information (Header): Load Warp (Text): Displaces one person to another person's location. (Break) If speed is distance divided by time, does no time mean infinite speed? 45:03 (Middle left): Information (Middle right): Dog (Text): Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof

[@henrykdodwel6913]

You are a mad men

[@Phoenixzz12]

@@henrykdodwel6913 If he is madmen, then the one who making this video is the God of Madness

[@RichardMiller-dq8hu]

Thank you

[@Mills5041]

@@Phoenixzz12 Ymfah is Sheogorath confirmed.

[@KaimArgonarEyyyy]

Your comment needs to be bumped up, nearly missed it

[@chocobofangirl]

I just love how 'being overemcumbered breaks the boat' is such a blatantly obvious bug that has nothing to do with the rest of the shenanigans, and yet THERE IT IS.

[@cryw1092]

They had to have just not tested it. There's no other explanation with how obvious it is.

[@x_m7]

Being overencumbered also breaks fast travel via carriages (at least the intercity ones, don't remember if it applies to the Thalmor embassy one), so it's probably just from that. I'm not even sure if that's a bug or if it's intentional.

[@theozlander4629]

Shouldn't it SINK the boat lmao

[@Tony6Shot]

I dunno how often people say this, but it is really fascinating seeing all the techniques you try out across these videos that end up not working for whatever reason. That element of watching you solve problems in action is so much more interesting than simply watching only the attempts that work.

[@catohostilius1221]

I agree with you 110% 👍

[@zzodysseuszz]

Eh it’s more satisfying to see the attempt work but seeing him propose as technique as if it is going to work and thinking “how could this not work?” And then he shows it not working. It’s like a documentary

[@Smoke_999]

I can agree I every point you said! It is truly fascinating..

[@ShellyBee123]

29:04 I’ve watched so many Skyrim videos. I can never watch the hour long ones. This one on the other hand. I’ve been watching for close to 30 minutes and it feels like it’s only been 5 minutes. I’m amazed at whatever he’s done to “trap” the audience

[@annoy4nce648]

Bro, I've watched this video like 7 times, and it's still entertaining.

[@apokatastasian2831]

all without talking....this is one of the greatest pieces of media ever made

[@pinkfurret6245]

Probably the music, and editing, and challenge, and memes. And abusing the game until be becomes a god.

[@LamantinoElettronico]

-"So Ymfah, how did you escape Helgen with your hands bound?" -"To answer that, we need to talk about parallel universes"

[@vixnighter132]

Soo... the TAS deamon was ymfah all the time?

[@fellasmann]

He used his stand, Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap, to bring an alternate universe counterpart to carry him.

[@heyyou9472]

My god. Which ymfah is the REAL ymfah?

[@fellasmann]

@@heyyou9472 he’s gotta show his rib cage so we can see if he has the corpse part

[@lafaiete5762]

With a help from Speeewagon Foundation I suppose...

[@Hedspaces]

Ymfah whenever they encounter a problem in skyrim: this is a bucket.

[@nobleneed]

*Gasp*

[@rafajerzyniescieruk9481]

Dear God

[@MinhNguyen-yk4yu]

There's more

[@danielusmany3745]

*Nooooooo*

[@manbuckett3460]

I am a Buckett :3

[@him9302]

>Beats Alduin of Throat of the World >Still ~25 minutes left *"Something's wrong, I can feel it."*

[@Chodewick]

41:00 - the way that syncs up with the lyric version of beneath the mask is incredible

[@xSharpW]

For real !

[@ThatVecnaGuy]

I heard that 🫠😂

[@afinoxi]

Ymfah is a man of focus , commitment and sheer fucking will.

[@varunchaturvedi2581]

I can assure you: the stories you've heard about this man, if nothing else, have been watered down.

[@flyboy_463]

He once killed 3 men in a bar with a-

[@romeomanzolilo8721]

@@flyboy_463 with a fucking BUCKET

[@zainiikhwan9405]

Something I know very little about _(:3JL) _

[@JoseCarver]

After seeing ymfah I swear I'll never give up on anything

[@TheDeath0fDucks]

I want a skyrim mod where ymfah just rewrites all of the subtitles and dialogue options

[@iainhansen1047]

Yes

[@clashplaya8638]

I love how the solutions to all the problems in these runs are so absurd and unrelated to the topic. “How do you beat skyrim without walking” “You’re gonna need to combine the vampire lord and werewolf animations to make a fur suit that summons an army of infinite red ghost werewolves.”

[@oesophagus5614]

"you're gonna need to get high on jelly and do some poses"

[@Dguncrazy]

You should have said this instead of summoning werwolves a furry convention

[@Bbro-ls1tu]

You need to connect your body to Bluetooth to get cubes

[@noctuadiscipulum9715]

*Z O O M I N G*

[@fleivor5359]

I love how he says "you", i doubt anyone in here will ever try to finish Skyrim the way he do

[@rollo890]

I keep coming back to this. The glitches in this one are probably my favorite. The ragdoll shenanigans from using netch jellies never fail to crack me up

[@Jones209]

I love how it somehow went from "Power Punching to get anywhere" to "Army of Ghost Werewolves slaughtering everyone in sight"

[@El_Hornio_II]

Yeah thats ymfah in a nutshell 'Start off with enough handicaps to be legally classified as a vegetable, end as an actual god'

[@7411y]

*"See that mechanic? You can break it."* - Todd Howard (50ft in the air travelling at 40mph)

[@vsptylore3639]

Shoutout to that one npc at the thalmor embassy willing to repeatedly embarrass himself for the sake of letting a man use a bucket to pull himself to a door

[@SaeedG1999]

Raslan ngl was a good man

[@junglesona5151]

Honestly, this remains as one of the best videos I've ever seen on KZbin. From the humor to the pacing and the amazing workarounds, I barely even noticed that an hour has passed by. Thank you for all the time and hard work you put into these.

[@bob.justbob.3875]

"The netch jelly is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural" *squeezes through metal bars like an octopus*

[@yazidefirenze]

*flies*

[@albertogarciaserrano2793]

T - 1000 scene belike

[@catlass]

Damn bro I want that! *eats blue ring octopus*

[@gremlinman9724]

ymfah is a naturally greasy fellow by nature, whence comes his power. the netch jelly allows him to BECOME the grease, and increases his power ten-fold.

[@SkyNinja759]

@@albertogarciaserrano2793 The first X-Men movie water/jellyfish guy from the late 90's be like.

[@somethingelse1388]

"Okay, how do I get out of Helgen without walking?" ymfah: "First, we'll need to talk about parallel universes"

[@andrewgreeb916]

We only need to do that 3 times. Considering this is Skyrim any less and people wouldn't think Bethesda made it

[@nobodyimportant4778]

*builds up speed

[@xx_isabel_the_wolf_xx3869]

"Ok so distance is time ÷ by speed yeah?" Removes time using the 2nd charecter like a boss

[@gManGabe]

@Still a Gooba Not in my universe

[@kharnthecuddly3483]

Answer: with one character? No. With another character who technically does not count since it’s a differing universe? Yes.

[@veteraniu]

The man found every possible exploit in Skyrim just to not move.

[@lincbky]

*Laziness Drives Innovation*

[@OrigamiAhsoka]

The fact that you travel *faster* while overencumbered is so hilarious. Thanks for not doing any dumb loopholes like just running and stopping every time you run out of stamina since “it’s not walking”

[@jonmeilstrup5828]

I still love how these videos usually start as "we're extremely limited in what we can do so we have to find marginal improvements in order to be better in the long run" and by the end of the video it becomes "yeah so this build is unironically better at handling most situations in the game than a glitchless build"

[@Sinfulpapaya]

Me reading the title: "oh he must have found some cool alternative ways to move " -half an hour later- *an half vampire furry addicted to giant squid monster jelly summons unlimited werewolves *

[@groerhahn225]

It's funny cuz it's true

[@mirogaming1982]

*Spoiler Alert

[@KS-db3we]

and becomes a cat girl in an alternate timeline.

[@StefcioBiedroniarz]

"So Araki, how did you come up with parallel universe warping and werewolf red army stands?" "You wouldn't get it"

[@MCPT59]

I just loved how you timed Beneath The Mask's "Where have you been" with the game. You're a talented editor

[@SXR123_YT]

Okay first of all, how the fuck do you think of some of these. Second, I'm so grateful that you're willing to suffer to this extent in order to bring us these masterpieces. You had me laughing in the first 30 seconds alone with that perfect opening song.

[@katowoozy3664]

He actually made a poll and the choices were “Skyrim without Walking or Dark Souls without Walking”. Everyone assumed Skyrim was gonna be harder Bc with Dark Souls you could just roll, but everyone forgot that Skyrim is such a buggy mess it’s probably easier to not walk in this game compared to DS.

[@vitthor]

Reddit

[@scottygagnon4287]

He makes God teir intros

[@cameroncooper5941]

@@katowoozy3664 Can you even direct rolls without the left stick? It's been a while since I've touched DS.

[@spec7501]

@@katowoozy3664 you mean JAMM PACKED WITH FEATURES

[@1skulldan]

The late video reveal of how you actually escaped from helgen is unironically the best plot twist in any youtube video I have ever seen. Excellent stuff.

[@randomguy3708]

1:15 if you don't value your time it says "after warp"

[@khorneberzerk6141]

I love how even with so many exploits that water is an instant run killer

[@harbringerboredom2353]

at this level of filthslesness a Meer touch of water will dissolve a human being whole

[@rileycarlson3714]

Every time I see one of these videos I think the game has finally beaten him and he pulls out a bucket or a bench or something and just jukes his way through...

[@Nightfall064]

That was unbelievable. Easily the craziest one yet. “It just works” indeed.

[@nerdyvids1]

"Local Nord does enough drugs to break the laws of physics, creates alternate timeline where he is a cat girl for transportation."

[@Fjasdflasdf]

Local nord can be the Florida man of skyrim haha

[@GhostLink92]

CHIM in a nutshell.

[@peggy_book5710]

he doesn't do the drugs he is the drugs

[@AltF-io3dy]

@@peggy_book5710 or are the drugs him?

[@stephengreenslade6279]

This is actually canon to TES I shit you not. The Nerevarine, Hero of Kvatch, Dragonborn and Vestige are all Impossipoints in time that are quantumly shifting constantly making them all races and a werewolf/Vampire all at once. I shit you the fuck not. It's because of their cosmic Prisoner Archetype which Sotha Sil even goes into great detail on in ESO.

[@EluTran]

I’ll forever be astonished by the insane types of things you pull off in this game and the equally amazing production quality you put into these vids. This one is no exception, wonderful job!!! But also holy shit dude.

[@2LettersSho]

Absolutely masterful! I've said it before but the way these videos are put together is nothing short of immaculate with the "plot" (for want of a better description) beautifully intertwined with the music, themes and memes. Also the way ymfah styled this video like Attack on Titan - and the last like Persona 5 etc - is clever, funny and stunning in execution. Their dedication to the craft shines through every time and it's amazing. We love you ymfah!

[@EluTran]

@@2LettersSho Huge agree

[@Veginite]

Thank you for all the extended soundtracks you've uploaded throughout the years!

[@charlesthoreson4162]

Go away CMC.

[@krome4284]

Its crazy when people are given time to create good content instead of spamming lazy videos out daily to appease the KZbin algorithm.

[@irishurbadlmao]

i've just stumbled into this channel and boy, the CHARISMA in this video is staggering. like, no voice needed, just some really epic music and BUCKET. in big ole text to signify a problem handsomely solved. wonderful.

[@lemonaut1]

i think the false hurdles are demonstrative, to take the audience through his thought process and kind of explain why he goes it X way instead of Y way.

[@HopCatSmash]

Masterpiece of a video, 11/10. Perfect music choice, editing, humour. Best hour of my life.

[@sphericalobject1107]

Dude that’s really sad

[@clauseslingjensen]

Didn’t think I would be seeing you here

[@willmaster1920]

Crossover of the century

[@Samuel-ts4xs]

@@sphericalobject1107 why?

[@chickenwingbob2881]

When did HopCat play Skyrim?

[@13vatra]

Riften guard: "I need to ask you to stop!" Dragonborn: *Phases through the wall* Riften guard: "Good, I'm glad we straightened that out."

[@ECODKyleskymast]

I mean, he did technically stop.

[@maximutatro3176]

If I asked some to stop yelling and they warped through a wall I’d act like everythings alright too

[@13vatra]

@@maximutatro3176 haha right! That guard is just like: "I don't get paid enough for this shit..."

[@foodaah]

This comment made me laugh more than i should have

[@whoareyouyouareclearlylost323]

He just disappeared into a wall, pretty sure he was a lucky guard.

[@c_ornato]

honestly, this has got to be one of the best episodes the things like "DB without kills" or "mage guild without magic" were fun videos, but they were just hard doable challenges that relied on a lot of technicalities this however ? yeah it's much more fun when it's not something that's intended in any way possible, especially with stuff like wrong warps and savefile manipulation

[@PauaP]

This is the stuff thats pretty fun to watch when someone does it, but when its you whos doing this, its just pure hell.

[@carl6780]

It’s much much more impressive cause I had no clue of half the techniques in this video, and I’ve got 3.7k hours in Skyrim. I love all the little game-breaking mechanics it’s so awesome to see (:

[@Da_Shark]

Ymfah is no mere skilled player he is master of the twisted dimension where physics and dev intention go to die

[@eazyv2069]

It's also better because it's actually doable. The 'pacifist' Skyrim video breaks itself because he had to come up with such a contrived rule-set which was often blatantly not pacifist by any definition, and even then it wasn't enough. The challenge videos where the premise is objectively impossible suck.

[@RealCoZHours]

You should check out Gamechamp3000's videos for more stuff like this

[@raysreaver7471]

32:30 i like the plot twist, that until the middle story, this was all a dream, since you already died in the beginning just likes Dante's inferno, lmao

[@Kaiji...]

Guard: "I used to be an adventurer just like you... then I took an arrow to the knee." Dovahkiin: "Pathetic excuse."

[@Zelderon-lf6ux]

“I have my legs broken just to prove a point.”

[@nullpoint3346]

Aye!

[@OhMoonPresence]

I don’t even use my legs mortal

[@MWSin1]

_Naked man trying to jump on a bucket._ Guard: Go cast your fancy magic someplace else.

[@disdainrealizer]

pretty great magic if i do say so myself

[@Teforlaenn]

Lmao

[@trickstercj4366]

Anyone whose mastered the skills of a tekdeck will definitely know that what naked man was doing was magic

[@anonymousperson7048]

Isn't he supposed not to jump too?

[@deffdefying4803]

@@anonymousperson7048 The objectives were only No WASD, No Left Stick, and No Rebinding Walk. When he says "you can't jump" he means "you aren't able to jump over or onto something because that would require you being in motion already". you can jump up and down, you just can't jump forward or backward or elsewise.

[@Closer2Zero]

I never imagined that “No Walking” could even be done, not to mention how fundamentally it fucks the game, and to watch glitchy lengths you’d have to go to get past it

[@mohitonon-alco4287]

Actually, he skipped the tutorial part where you can't do ANYTHING but WALK, so in fact he didn't do "the entire game", "without walking"

[@funa8843]

90% of this he didnt even HAVE to do

[@Calvin_Coolage]

@@funa8843 What do you mean? Was there a simpler way to do this?

[@maxentirunos]

@@Calvin_Coolage You can completely skip parts of the main quest by directly taking quest items like the elder scroll

[@Diana-ny4bc]

@@mohitonon-alco4287 Actually, he did do it. Just used warps for the whole thing.

[@danmcgladdery1813]

The crippled Dovahkiin went all the way to Solitude for a bucket. Times were hard in 4th Era Skyrim.

[@sophiegoose]

This run brought to you by: -buckets -jelly addiction -multiple knives -Talos being with you -committing your soul to two Daedric princes at once and becoming the ultimate lifeform -an unholy amount of furries -a massively powerful dab -trangressing space and time by connecting with your previous life as a cat -the magic of friendship allowing you to teleport to benches across the room -an unholy amount of patience Holy crap, this whole thing was a goddamn adventure. Absolutely flabbergasted by the amount of effort this must have taken. Hat's off to you, good god.

[@logancp6343]

Just the right amount of furries.

[@Pigmedog]

multiple knives you say? JOJO

[@mindblowingjreclips]

Actually you should add jjba references to the list because of how many there are

[@caseycook9589]

That’s sounds like a good list of sponsors

[@Alex-yh6hz]

Hmmm.. Yeah everything seems to be in order

[@Twolol]

average skyrim fan : this game is full of bugs and makes it unplayable average skyrim enjoyer : no walk

[@SunGawdRa]

Unplayable?? The bugs MAKE the game enjoyable - ASE.

[@ironsh4rk]

the leyendary Punchtrhough

[@croneynemamrage5011]

bugs are like that quiet cracking-like sound what's vinyl making! only an impurity, making it original. someone's hating originality, but most of us acknowledge it's value.

[@Drekromancer]

@@croneynemamrage5011 Well said.

[@benworthhansen8863]

@@croneynemamrage5011 I second that. Well said indeed.

[@urrrr]

Start of the video: Sheathe as you do a power attack so you move very slowly End of the video: Turn your character into a god by exploits and summon an endless werewolf army to destroy anything

[@bruh-im7gi]

Seems legit to me

[@vedociraptor]

That's what I like to call as balance

[@hicepop3753]

Hircine must be proud

[@robertdicke7249]

Yeah it was funny to see him start off barely functional and then progress to unstoppable over the course of it all.

[@XenobladeXSupremacy]

Persona games in a nutshell

[@TheHockeyfn]

Bro… I know this video is old and no one probably noticed it, but at 41:00 the time up with the “where have you been” in the persona song with Vilkas saying it was seriously perfect. So many good tracks in this video too.

[@camilo9192]

-"this is a bucket" -" dear God" -"there is more" -"no!"

[@mertbozak4825]

ı think just some people watch "this is a bucket"

[@zuzukaji7541]

TF 2 flashbacks

[@lowkey_Ioki]

A list if things you might need to prevent walking: - Strong biceps - Very strong lungs - No less than a few hundred tubs of paralyzing alien jelly. - Intricate knowledge of parallel universes - A friend to carry some stuff for you

[@KaimArgonarEyyyy]

Shit, I don't think I have any of those.

[@wildrussiansnake8978]

Damn now i just need a friend

[@mohammadtaghavi4782]

That last one is the trickiest

[@ViniciusMartins-rd4dr]

You forgot the bucket

[@El_Hornio_II]

Alien lube*

[@vertono6084]

The ironic thing is: in the entire Ymfah Skyrim universe this guy is probably the strongest

[@Mrducky78]

The absolute Chad King of the paralympics as well. On your marks, set, go! Werewolves start eating all the other contestants and even the referees ensuring fair conduct.

[@letwat8377]

Paraplegics be like:

[@triplespearmint]

As long as she has the first move, the SL1 broken cat can one shot kill this cripple. That being said, its insane how his skyrim guides always transform the dragonborn to be some broken op shit.

[@MGSLurmey]

@@triplespearmint Welcome to Skyrim.

[@ZeroRelevance]

@@triplespearmint Still not as strong as the lore-accurate dragonborn though

[@janvesely1087]

So basically, he cheated in the tutorial, but then he repeatedly swapped places with a different version of himself from a parallel universe, so technically, he was now replaced by a different person who never cheated. Skyrim exploits are something else, man.

[@crows_are_superior4464]

He did the CHIM

[@sisanity3614]

Bro pulled out valentine moves.

[@ifyvx]

>be a half-vampire furry abomination with infinite werewolves and can phase through any door. >scared of water

[@electricfishwizard]

you mean Sonic?

[@morganevers4839]

Vampires cannot cross running water. Werewolves are canines, and dogs hate baths. ymfah played himself by not citing the Ancient Texts

[@Chaplain_Asmodai]

@@morganevers4839 did you miss the whole part where the castle is on an island and you have to cross water to get there and back?

[@morganevers4839]

@@Chaplain_Asmodai did you miss the whole part where you can poison your nervous system hard enough to go through locked doors or are we acknowledging that when it comes to jokes and humor we can play calvinball as much as we want

[@electricfishwizard]

@@morganevers4839 nice calvin and hobbes reference

[@MatNightmare]

**Naked dude wrestling a bucket** Guards: "Go cast your fancy magic someplace else."

[@crackedhelm4292]

That guard really must hate his job to be that sarcastic.

[@omnical6135]

is that not magic?

[@notloopers1110]

thats why the bucket glitch failed, that gaurd was casting a powerful antispell to disrupt ymfah's magic bucket, therefore forcing him to find other means

[@franswal1214]

As of the time of writing this comment, it is August 8th, 2022. I have beaten Skyrim without walking, using this video as both a guide and much entertainment. Overall, I highly recommend you try it for yourself, it's an extremely fun way to put a twist on how to play Skyrim. Thank you ymfah, for showing me how to embark on this insanity, and all the fun I had along the way.

[@jamescranley933]

How many hours? Lol

[@franswal1214]

@@jamescranley933 far too many than I care to admit

[@MediocrityPrime]

Finally, a man that gazed into the abyss, and the abyss yielded

[@Camabad8859]

I completed it six months ago after starting it a month before, and it took me just under 20 hours to complete

[@R1R1R2]

I kneel before you.

[@crumpite1372]

I really loved how I felt while watching this video. It was so cool to see you explain all of the exploits, and I really loved the JJBA vibe that this video gave off. This is truly a work of art.

[@Sparrow-Music]

This is legitimately one of the most painful runs I could imagine attempting. Fantastic job.

[@overlordcorgi5054]

I just noticed that he isn't even using the left stick ON THE MAP. Your dedication is noted. Well done soldier.

[@ztvevo]

Dude when he said “ this is actually how we escape Helgen” I fucking lost it like this man is jumping through timelines and shit

[@IsTheOrderASapling]

Didn't even noticed he skipped the Helgen part because I was so entranced by his intro lmao

[@ForestskiesOfficial]

He's ten alternate timelines ahead of everyone.

[@kitsunedesu2819]

I remember first watching this video and being surprised by the sudden burst of creativity Ymfah had put into it, despite the grueling hours to find out every solution to the problems they've encountered. I was surprised to notice that this video is now 2 years old, but I still come back to it and keep enjoying it. I'd just like to say amazing job and hope you can continue to improve and hopefully still enjoy playing these games.

[@AlishN7]

This is literally a shonen anime. When you think he's finally met his match, he pulls out MORE EXPLOITS.

[@Drekromancer]

"You fool! You forgot about my BUCKET NO JUTSU!"

[@Raynershine_07]

Underrated

[@xSeBauTx1248]

Hah, your surname fits.

[@OggyTheTiger]

@@Drekromancer NANI??

[@nannerdunlocke1231]

"I have you now fool, you can't use any of your exploits anymo-" "WARPING TIMELINE NO JUTSU!" "KWHA-?"

[@littlesisterlover9105]

Serana: "This is my saviour..." ymfah: "Fucking stairs."

[@bigred3308]

Ymfa is actually an claptrap unit

[@theozlander4629]

Reminds me of Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged 😂 "WHY ARE THERE SO MANY STAIRS!?"

[@joebenzz]

*The entire vampire court awaits as the "savior" decends the stairs using a wooden bucket*

[@BimpytheWimpyShrimpy]

I really love how you kept the shitty iron armor, even though it had nothing to do with the rules of the run

[@Pongo99]

cuz it's the coolest-looking armor

[@ayaseshiawase]

I believe this is probably the best youtube video ever, at least for me. I watched this over and over, and still getting laughs every time.

[@rosePetrichor]

This video is remarkably well constructed. The editing is on point, obviously, and the comedy is great. But also the decision to withhold the quest to unbind your hands until later and treat it like a big reveal, with the start of the video being 'episode 2' etc is just genius. Because that's so complicated that it involves too many techs to introduce so we just start off with the punchmoving and get to the serious stuff for Unbound later when we're already familiar with some of the more crazy techniques. It's fantastic. I tip my hat

[@waldofelix29]

A true kino. Cinematic masterpiece.

[@callumblades9189]

This is the opposite of a walkthrough.

[@gabrie2022]

can we call this a staythrough?

[@Mellartach]

Crawlthrough

[@Peyhah]

witty and hilarious

[@envyingcafe5400]

A buckethrough

[@TM-si1ky]

It's a through

[@Varaldar]

8:00 "this. is a bucket" "Dear, god" "there's more" "no..."

[@Man-Options]

15:05 "Question." "What's your question, Soldier?" "I teleported bread"

[@lucyarisato6850]

3 years later and this still might be one of the best videos on KZbin. I’ve lost track how many times I’ve seen this.

[@eveandromeda]

I don’t know what I thought beating Skyrim without walking would be, but I wasn’t expecting alternate universe body swapping and infinite werewolves…

[@johnh1415]

Vilkas saying "Where have you been?" to Beneath the Mask was gold, thanks ymfah.

[@austinvandentop2779]

*ymfah playing with bucket* Guard: "go cast your fancy magic somewhere else" They know the bucket's power

[@igorporfiirio4915]

It's not a glitch, it's intended

[@WeaponizedGoochsweat]

We fear the power, for we do not understand it

[@JohnDoe-tt5qc]

I’m surprised Ymfah hasn’t done a gag with Ludwig’s “you were at my side all along” dialogue when he gets rescued from a soft lock by a bucket for the 79th time

[@elfpi55-bigB0O85]

I love how these videos are just ymfah taking us through the entirety of his thought process and then he edits them to hell. Hadvar saying "good luck lmao" at 3:41 is golden. I hope ymfah gets remembered as one of the great youtube editors

[@HoboVibingToMusic]

"The speed will crash your PC" Speedrunners fear this man. Even tho he's not fuckin' running

[@icehoof]

Speedzomming

[@gManGabe]

Ymfah the speed-STANDER

[@byt3_tm]

This video is the definition of "Improvise, Adapt, Overcome"