How to Beat the JUSTICE SYSTEM in LET'S KILL WARD'S WIFE

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[@jackhanma6848]

at 17.54 you said how can we be sure a grave digger wont see it. well another question id ask, in this day and age. how can we be so sure they dont have camera's watching who comes in and out?

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All things considered, I'd say KZbin's automated content moderation and communty guidelines were BEATEN.

[@jameson1239]

Partially he didn’t keep it monetized

[@Heatrecks]

Wild how getting away with murder seems easier than dodging child support

[@averagerobert8211]

and cheaper

[@Killthefish]

You dont mess with the Tax man even joker knows that Edit - I'm british so for you americans dont mess with the IRS

[@salmaabdullahgb]

In reality it's not

[@Killthefish]

@@salmaabdullahgb If you missed the joke that badly that's why you arent a tax man, dudes never miss a thing

[@1810jeff]

In a lot of ways it could be, if you owe child support they can take your passport and if you lose your job or stop making as much money as you used to you don't get to change the payment amounts. On the other hand half of all homicide cases go cold so who knows which is truly easier.

[@juice3622]

this man has already survived all the horror films and is now systematically destroying the legal system respect

[@bonk3]

The fact that people like Stacy exist IRL is just crazy

[@jaypee9812]

People can hide their crazy very well

[@hdddgg]

The fact people like you actually exist irl is crazy

[@_Tao__]

@@hdddgg found the stacy

[@theerepenterakatheecomfort277]

It's a movie but yeah

[@hommefataltaemin]

@@josephmurphy417 what a bizarre ‘insult’

[@xrphoenix7194]

Watching this before it gets taken down for "thoroughly explaining how to commit crimes" and "potentially supporting violent behavior". Literally 1984

[@gillriet773]

"Stoking a dangerous rebellion against the state."

[@elleshar3329]

Idk....Dexter still streams😊

[@eeeeee8762]

@@gillriet773 “Thoughtcrime”

[@eeeeee8762]

“Unperson Nerdexplains”

[@LifeisaHorrorMovie]

Well, it's still here. So I guess not so "1984" after all.

[@skun406]

"If you're gonna do something wrong, you'd better do it right" - that's clever!

[@houdaopps536]

fun fact: all those actors are married to each other in real life. the couples in the movie are switched though. tom is married to amanda, david is married to stacey , and gina’s married to ronnie

[@deaditeera]

Cool!!

[@jdogzerosilverblade299]

so its basically a swingers murder movie XD

[@elleshar3329]

This entire movie I wondered......how in the HELL did ward get through dating, marriage, a baby. Like what?! The first date would have been it 2 minutes in

[@OK-yy6qz]

It probably wouldn't be that bad at first. Although Ward is clearly a pushover himself so he probably couldn't break up

[@Petaurista13]

She was looking for guy like him

[@41052]

I know there’s men who lie about who they are and act differently before they get married and once they are boom it’s like hell so like I’m think she probably did the same thing. Probably once they got married she slowly got worse and worse. What’s that one saying about the frog, if you slowly rise the temperature it won’t realize it’s being boiled to death. Maybe if they didn’t have a baby Ward would leave but that trapped him.

[@elleshar3329]

@NowYouSeeMe Oooo true. I give too much credit to ppl because I've definitely had this happen with an ex bf. Except I have strict feeling on marriage so probably why it never got that far. Some people are really good at hiding their true selves

[@elleshar3329]

@@OK-yy6qz Truuuue. Definitely a predator on the hunt

[@northide8785]

Were now all on a list for learning how to dispose of a "synth"

[@JB-bm1to]

Be real dude, we've probably been on the list. We're all weird here.

[@Meh._.8888]

Finally, nerds legal explanation of how to get away with murder heheh 😈

[@Petaurista13]

As a person who was taught basics of how to analyze bodies and place: you don't. Actually in modern times 100% of unsolved cases is because of mistake cops or prosecutor do. You simply can't really hide it in way cops won't be able to find out, especially when you are most obvious suspect

[@_Tao__]

@@Petaurista13 🧢

[@BNTNTEXASV2]

@@Petaurista13 well that’s just not true

[@jinkade]

​@@BNTNTEXASV2 Sounds like you got away with it.😮

[@jaykerzp3643]

​@@Petaurista13You're absolutely correct. But, what if there was a horrible monster you needed to get rid of without anyone finding out? Lets say your target was a T1000 terminator bent on destroying humanity. To save mankind, you could just dig a deep, narrow hole in your backyard. The narrower the better. Then just cover it and put something next to it that will draw the terminator to it. Perhaps a sign with small letters that forces the terminator to get close to read it. Make sure you're close, so that you can force the terminator into the hole in case it catches itself. Also, you don't want it calling for other terminators to help it out before you can finish the task. Once it's good and stuck, throw some rocks down there to deactivate the terminator before it can climb out. Then just fill in the hole. Humanity's been saved and they don't even know it.

[@douglasfoley2060]

You can look up “how to get away with murder” and other nefarious things. You just have to go somewhere that you don’t normally go to, don’t bring your phone or any kind of device that tracks movement. Just bring a burner laptop, also wherever you go has to have WiFi you can use. It’s best to stay in your car also, as to not be seen by any cameras inside buildings, also avoid outside cameras. If you’re careful enough, it can be done.

[@Wertzuio]

why not just look it up, make a few notes, then do the deed years later? or look it up on a relatives or friends device

[@jameson1239]

@@Wertzuiothis man gets it

[@aarondiehl301]

the copper was investigating them off duty, as a result they can quite easily claim he is harassing them and has started making up lies to further his own career they could even throw in a bit of police racism and that should get the copper fired and the investigation thrown out.

[@A_Stereotypical_Heretic]

Probably wouldn't be the first time

[@theemeraldking3251]

The one time I'll thank cops for being racist...

[@eddieford9373]

The creative ways you explain things is always the best part of your videos. This feels like the final stage of that.

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If you were addicted to new Nerd content and have watched every How To Beat video numerous times JUST to hear that constant sweet sweet dark comedy with sarcastic chad-like voice? WHAT would you do??

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Based comment, W life

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[@MedievalFolkDance]

All Ward needed to do was file a complaint that he caught his police officer neighbour peeking through his windows, which he did & probably has done multiple times given the fact he keeps doing it.

[@jicudi]

The coded language in this script is as impressive as it is hilarious.

[@megansimplystitch]

This movie was pretty effective at making you hate Ward's Wife. Absurdly entertaining.

[@chaossnowkitsune6377]

No seriously I am literally one minute into the video and I already know she'd make me break my rule of only bitch slapping someone after they try and hit me first

[@SMOG8]

%100 my favorite video is yours. The way you work around the subject matter is genius and hilarious.

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Nerd never dissapoints 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@Jammy._.]

these guys over complicated everything, all you had to do was push her in the pool and agree we all saw her slip hit the pool then pull her up and rough her chest up like you didnt know how to do cpr perfect alibi, no need to cut anything or over complicate things

[@GodSlayerMael]

How about the marks on her neck from earlier?

[@AK70FORYOU]

​@@GodSlayerMael "we didn't know cpr, there was panic, different people were like 'I can cpr', one of us slipped (on the wet floor next to the pool) and elbowed the neck on landing" I'm sure there's a better cover one could come up with that that, but you get the idea.....

[@GodSlayerMael]

@@AK70FORYOU lmao nice

[@jameson1239]

@@GodSlayerMael “we were trying to tilt her chin up to do rescue breaths”

[@AnaAcuraErica]

@@jameson1239lol yea right! CSI would deny that’s how it happened! Maybe back in the 70s one could make such a claim lmao 😂

[@alexwalker3229]

I love the fact he has to use analogies because of the terms of service

[@pigstar1017]

This episode's analogies were finely cooked that not even Gordon himself could claim they were raw 😂

[@Thevlid3]

Could you please do a “how to beat” video on a movie called “attraction” or it’s second part? It has cool alien water benders and giant space ships capable of deep faking , controlling mass media and framing people for domestic terrorism. And it has a cool revolution and a government corruption scheme.(It also has a cool underwater scene).I am asking for the twenty eighth time and will continue asking. (Thanks for all of the support in my previous comment)

[@quesoquesadila6094]

Could’ve just slammed her head off the counter again, let her bleed out, and then call the police saying that they found her like that

[@abrahamwashington8579]

Dude the fallout 4 reference is fucking hilarious 😂😂 the part about killing the railroad after receiving the deliverer is so fucking true. Tbh I usually wait till i unlock the black railroad power armor skin than kill them lol

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Never forget to get the ballistic weave armor mod too, it’s insanely OP

[@thewalking4473]

Going through my second playthrough of Fallout 4 today, the synth joke hit way harder than it had any right to.

[@heavyweaponsguy6284]

LMAO love how he explains it like its Halo World logic .

[@theenclave5816]

The amount of admittedly fundamental but still important fallout 4 lore is beautiful. You wouldn't happen to know Oxhorn would you Nerd?🤔

[@Virgilwontargue]

JCS interrogation video 😂 haha I love that channel. You guys have helped me be an all around better criminal lol jk ;) the content is unmatched tho great video m8

[@braydensurvivez]

The fbi agent watch this in-depth murder plot but with placed in game characters-“damn he’s speaking in riddles”

[@ImThePerson0]

Imagine if the cop found out that they killed her and actually congratulated them and then left them alone lmao

[@ProtagonistVon]

I’m totally watching a video about alien invasions. Or a Fallout 4 video. Great video, thanks for the effort.

[@spiderlily723]

The best way to get rid of a body as told by internet: - bury it in a deep horizontal grave and cover with dirt; - put somedead animal right over it so search dogs will be seen as finding food; - possible find/plant a protected species so they cannot damage the enviroment; - you can shove dirt into body's mouth/lungs to make it look like a sinkhole suffocation;

[@otaku-chan4888]

gotta love how the entire script was just minefield dodging. Nice one!

[@jakeking974]

Ha, jokes on you, I don't have a friend like Ward, not because I'm the Ward, but because I don't have friends

[@DrewishAF]

Holy shit, I never thought I'd see a film where my mom was the inspiration for this "Stacey"-kind of character...

[@jakesantoro6111]

I have a reason for Ward going to golf, he finally put his foot down and said Saturday is for the boys, prompting her to leave.. or something

[@theemeraldking3251]

She won't even try to stop him. She knows full well that if she leaves him, she'll have nowhere or no one to go to

[@noahpierre-louis493]

Love the content Nerd, great work!

[@chokonnit7337]

i love the euphemisms, reminds me of how roanoke gaming refers to firearms as force multipliers lmao

[@joshfly210]

I was thinking about it and instead of hacksawing straight away or sawing through bone why not use a really sharp knife hopefully like a scalpel and cut the tendons and ligaments in between the bones to make it more of a clean cut and less splatter especially after they drained her blood.

[@JB-bm1to]

Awesome video as always. My 2 cents is why TF are they keeping her body in a bathtub next to an open window?!

[@NationalSportsEntertainmentNSE]

So this is basically Saving Silverman:The Horror Movie

[@gabiausten8774]

It’s so funny when u look at Stacy…look back on one of your old relationships and think ,,she’s so nice in comparison!“.

[@madblackliam]

*looks at the comment section* This won't end well. Also... get a divorce. "But she'll take his son" and? "But it's expensive" and? Both sound better than jail. "Everybody hates her" why the fuck did he marry her? Why do they hang out with her?

[@OK-yy6qz]

Also since apparently she's so horrible im not sure how expensive the Divorce would be in the first place (although the dude definitely didn't have a prenup) or even if he'd lose his son

[@madblackliam]

@@OK-yy6qz Unfortunately I've seen some cases where the worst parent wins, but with several people to attest to her behavior maybe even their cop neighbor I'd imagine it'd be cheaper because it's an open and closed type of case.

[@danielcohen6393]

The fallout references, just makes this guy that much more of a legend. Intelligent gamer, you truly are part of the master race.. is there a nerd explains bunker I can buy into??

[@NewInkFoHalo]

Using Halo 2 (Edit: and 3) as an analogy for this movie was a stroke of genius Favorite moment 7:45

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[@TheDarkLink7]

Have to give ya a wadda-call-it cause of how you're able to explain how it would or should be done without violating youtube TOS.

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man we'd never talk about hurting people don't want to get demonetized, Nerd right after and Heres our sponsor XD im freaking Dying I love Nerd Explains

[@redrasegarden]

This makes me see how many holes their planing had

[@alexvenditti7833]

How to get away with murder documentary in code tho lmao love it bro

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Love the fallout 4 reference, I choose brotherhood or minutemen

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I can not nerd explain how excited I was when I seen this upload! 😊😊😊

[@planetbob6703]

12:22 I usually go along with them until I get ballistic weave. Hard to explain from a role playing character so it would be great if there were other sources...

[@adamjack7891]

Of course you start making fallout 4 references when I’ve just played through the game 3 times, love ya you glorious bastard

[@CrystalAltari]

All the use of game words ad items and characters was literally fuckin genius I love your videos so much ❤

[@aarif231]

Should have gone for the agents 47 just a accidental slipping of foot at the edge for a roof top because every one at the party was in on it would be no one every hated her except god

[@JB-bm1to]

Tbh she's probably god's mistake and he's just mad he has to deal with her now 😂

[@FawnieFox]

I tried to watch this a few weeks ago and it was just… not entertaining… I fast forwarded through it. Nerd’s explanation was far more interesting and entertaining though! Thanks a bunch!

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The hypotheticals to get around KZbin's contemt guidelines are genius.

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what was that hallo refernce??? so random,i love it!!! hallo is an underrated franchise from a lore persoective

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Do how to beat taxes next

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Luminol only works once, and it cleans up pretty easy post reaction... Just putting that out there.

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I bought KZbin premium just to download this before it's taken down

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Loved the word play with this lol

[@thewayofthebeard3680]

The one point from watching a documentary, is a phone ping area is still massive. It’s not like a size of a couple of parking spots so finding the phone isn’t necessarily a guarantee. Unless someone knows something different?

[@YoMomma96]

These people made every wrong move possible 😂😂😂 that plot armor is thicc

[@yamask1017]

This movie is free on youtube but this still had to be censored this much

[@meskyx4111]

love the halo references lmao

[@renamon5658]

There is a movie where jack black and his friends kidnaped his best friend horrible soon to be wife

[@judahlagrange8286]

2:38 multi pass multi pass (that scene and that quote are from The Fifth Element)

[@mcquackspg3d52]

can you do the "Spiral: From the Book of Saw"

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You had me at 'honor gaurd'

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Damn I'd simply Call Saul Would be Better

[@Drog2099]

Damn. Didn't think Turk had it in him to do such a thing

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Daaaaamn, Turkledawg!

[@zerotohero884]

Theres a simple solution to explain were Stacy is : She is on Brazil.

[@anonymousfigure4726]

I love this movie thanks for covering it man! Always love your stuff

[@Nibbinz]

Got a potentially fun one. How to Beat Mom and Dad. It's a Nic Cage movie, so some great fun to be had there.

[@trevorday7923]

Wrap the 'Simulant' in chicken wire, add a few bricks, get a boat and go a couple of miles off-shore, then chuck it over the side. Then fish and crabs and lots of other happy little sea creatures can chow down while the chicken wire stops parts of the 'Simulant' rotting off and floating to the surface.

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Love your content my man

[@-DA-ONE-]

😂😂😂 man out here forming murderer i mean spartan to kill covenant

[@planetbob6703]

Damn Institute replacing our loved ones with synths! And the Railroad isn’t better! They’d put the life of a synth imposter over that of an innocent person. I encountered the Art event with Deacon, synth Art admitted he was there to murder the original for the Institute, I saved human Art and Deacon disliked that because I had to kill synth Art in self defense! And then there’s that raider they let loose on the Commonwealth without ever taking accountability or trying to fix their mistake.

[@393Nestor]

My home hero has a very detailed way of cleaning the mess

[@cheche7068]

Love the content Nerd Great Work

[@hubee2407]

The halo section had me dying

[@ArcaneCraft]

linguistic gymnastics to get around youtubes algorithm has me laughing my ass off

[@rodneymckay8860]

How did Donald Faison get typecast playing the beta male husband? He played another in Emergence.

[@purest_evil]

Black people can be cucked too I guess

[@JB-bm1to]

It's his cute little face and kind demeanor. Funny dudes seem to get this treatment a lot.

[@gldster9955]

Even in school I never took as many notes as I took while watching this video.

[@tmckeon3455]

NERD is the Goat great strategy to survive 🤑💯 percent classic 🤑 awesome

[@Gurtington]

That was great explanation on how to play golf with my buddies UNINTERUPTED.

[@KageOT]

Nerd explains how to get away with murder, w video

[@darkblack3320]

I like the fallout references I just so happen to be playing this as background noise to a fallout 4 play through

[@daundredemars5028]

I love the reference to jcs! I live for those vids

[@jovonabrams6336]

LMAO killing me with the halo2

[@freen773]

love the references

[@TheRotten1166]

I'm just here to learn

[@asphouir5463]

I love all of the halo references he makes

[@DoodlWrecks]

Its amazing how the movies entire tone is comedic because everyone, including ward himself hates her.. How and why did they even get married..?

[@carter_bloom]

love how he is tellig us how to get away with murer

[@Son-of-Tyr]

Linoleum knife(dispatch). Ball peen hammer(teeth). Tin snips(fingers). 55 gal plastic(light weight) drum. Twenty or so 80lb bags quick dry cement. Isolated deep body of water. Problem solved.

[@SlothinAintEasy]

Oh hey. It’s Chris Turk!

[@HemiDude100]

Well i dont have a friend like ward, but its probably because im single, antisocial, and have few friends