How to Beat the KILLER JELLO in "THE BLOB" (1988)

[@NerdExplains]

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[@caradageometria6462]

Killer tomato next pls

[@Utogonist]

Next stop do the tribe from the green inferno please,

[@horisenpai1024]

@@caradageometria6462 next on the list would be Raid Shadow Legends

[@Anonymous-zo1bv]

That sponsor transition was smooth

[@ElKNO3]

nerd: use napal blob: noooooooooooo evolution 2001 specimens: yeaah

[@strippedsweater]

This man needs to win an award for the “smoothest mobile game ad transition”.

[@forevertired0]

Honestly

[@ILOVELANDS]

Its so cool

[@闇の天使-x2m]

Definitely

[@norfangl3480]

I was a minute into the ad before realizing it was an ad

[@apolinarhowell7783]

Haven’t even seen it yet but I’m already gonna like your comment

[@Doctorgeo7]

The Blob and the Thing are still the scariest movies I've seen. Because the characters in them don't keep doing stupid things and the monsters are adapatable and intelligent.

[@pollystealy7877]

Are you talking about the old Thing, or the prequel? Because the oldest film probably has the smartest protagonists of any film

[@BadassBobY]

That Definitely Means That You Haven't Watched 'Life'

[@ivanlol7153]

@@BadassBobY I feel bad for the rat.

[@pollystealy7877]

My bad, I misread it, I thought he said that the protagonists were stupid. In fact it’s the opposite. My bad

[@thimothyrasyaalexandert_t3227]

I'm more scared that human will probably evolve to make other being suffer too :/

[@marianolaguzzi]

Not gonna lie, the transition to the sponsor was smooth

[@leechelle8446]

Yeah

[@oceanwater1246]

Yeah

[@toolazyforaname]

Laguzzi M That shit was sexy af.

[@allither6310]

I was just about to say that

[@jackarlow4202]

To be honest I wasn't even mad when he pulled the ad because of how smooth it was

[@shivertooth9133]

"Protection from a different kind of goo, if you know what I mean." *chuckle*

[@jokerisinthememe5852]

hehe coom

[@jokerisinthememe5852]

haha seggs

[@vambrosiaofficial]

@@jokerisinthememe5852 this is my kindom, come

[@jokerisinthememe5852]

@@vambrosiaofficial WE SHALT INGEST THE SECKS FLUID

[@perrybb2]

I always thought the Blob was a goofy mid-80s flick, but my God, this was horrifying

[@Sam-zo8lz]

Agreed

[@bobobluedog]

Yeah everyone lauphs at it cause of the name the blob doesent sound very threatening but the movie itself is disturbing as hell. Being slowly ingested alive inside a mass of stomach fluid

[@thimothyrasyaalexandert_t3227]

Bruh same when my sister told me if I wanna joint her and her friend watch the blob I said yes and when I watch it I was horified

[@magentaman7639]

I was 6 when I saw the first 20 minutes of the Blob. After the scene of the dude getting absorbed in the hospital, I was pretty much traumatized for the next 5 years.

[@WesterWaltz]

Yeah gave me the nightmares

[@oatmeel7008]

I’m not even mad of the war robots ad, that transition was smooth af

[@marlymcfly1991]

For real, it's the first time I ever rewound to the beginning of an ad to listen to it's transition again, it was THAT good haha

[@DampSeagull9166]

Marly McFly SAME

[@ryanm6986]

Lmao it threw me off. Came out of nowhere

[@zerk2422]

too bad war robots is a spend money simulator now. i used to love that game.

[@thecuber8784]

@@zerk2422 same here, now I feel like it’s just too confusing. It’s just now “pilots, pay to win, remove old fun features”

[@waycnf7229]

I once had a "nightmare" about The Blob, but it was more of a dream where the blob existed. Basically, the blob was around and it was kinda scary at first but then I somehow managed to gain the ability to travel around the world, I think Lego Indiana Jones was there for some reason, and I didn't see the blob for most of the dream, but the thought that he was around somewhere was terrifying.

[@icedchqi]

I have many dreams like this lmao. It’s always so random

[@spacecthulhu399]

Aw im jealouse i only have realistic dreams of me gowing thru my day and then i wake up and tink its a day later

[@jokerisinthememe5852]

This is giving me flashbacks to SoundSmit’s “Zoom by Tim Allen” skit

[@icedchqi]

@@spacecthulhu399 i hate when that happens

[@lillianhalo3012]

@@spacecthulhu399 ikr ;/

[@figgehn_]

I browsed through a lot of comments, did not find any mentioning: 04:02 Acohol makes the blood harder to clot, meaning its a greater risk to bleed out, therefore you never use alcohol as a anesthetic (And Im not a medical professional, so dont take my word for it ^^)

[@mmanimations9767]

pretty sure he meant it so the homeless guy could just get drunk off his rocks so hed feel less pain

[@ulture]

@@mmanimations9767 so an anaesthetic

[@scottys_trash7096]

Actually soldiers are known to feel less pain from bullet wounds if they hit the whiskey hard enough

[@BigGorlock]

I'll take your word

[@ulture]

@krabbstone the same is true of cold. It'll make you feel warmer but will actually lower your body temperature.

[@marklandsjacques1272]

you can’t even get mad about the sponsorship that transition was clean

[@JustSomeKittenwithaGun]

Fudge Nugget is pissed.

[@jet100a]

I'm surprised that in the beginning he didn't mention trying to burn the blob with the fire nearby after it latched on the arm. Sure, it's not likely to work considering the heat the stuff probably experienced when entering our atmosphere but it's worth a shot. He might mention this later on but why not mention it there? Also what about using dirt or something else (like another stick) to scrape the blob off? Also a stuffy nose would help because mucus is used in the stomach to help against acid...maybe having snot on his arm would slow it down or something? What about electricity from a car battery? Surely the guy got out there somehow?

[@realcryptoman8782]

For real though I thought there was actually some robot defense system until the logo came up!

[@spookym2021]

I was going to say the same

[@terrylap6132]

VOLAIRE'S MINION If the blob is powerful as mentioned and it’s quick to consume it’s prey, then a stick or some dirt wouldn’t work. Also, how exactly would car batteries work? Create a makeshift boob and blow himself up? Electrocute himself? Also, it was pointed out in the video that the blob excretes something much more corrosive than stomach acid, so snot wouldn’t work either. Furthermore, where in the world is a homeless man going to get a flamethrower? The flea market? Unlikely. The solution has to be logical and achievable not something like expecting the homeless man to burn the blob in the sun.

[@SPE3DYEMO]

This movie actually has some of the best looking practical effects I've seen in a horror movie, really well done.

[@themonarchofbaddecisionmak1405]

IKR

[@josemorales9871]

Yeah this one and the thing.

[@RjGoombes]

Especially for a movie from the 80's

[@andrewliu6592]

yeah the props of the dissolving people were pretty damn good

[@stygianmoon1716]

Ever seen the thing...?

[@fresherturtle1154]

This movie is so corny, but the special effects and idea of being dissolved alive and painfully just terrify me so much

[@magnuslover2143]

Yeah its truly scary how you would be dissolved like paul

[@fresherturtle1154]

@@magnuslover2143 how _I_ would be?

[@rourkewhite4858]

@@fresherturtle1154 keep your doors locked buddy

[@guilhermehank4938]

@@rourkewhite4858 sure that will work with a goo that can get under the door

[@bear211]

The 80s corniness: good old camp feel Todays corniness: cringe

[@Ellestrade]

The scene of the cook getting killed is far more disturbing than Paul, in my opinion. Yes, while Paul's death is terrifying on itself (getting acidified and dissolved while screaming in utter pain), the cook was actively getting absorbed into a PIPE way (while has a perimeter so small it'd be suffocating). His skulls and bones is getting crushed (which is excruciating and extremely painful) in order to fit into the perimeter WHILE being dissolved using a very corrosive acid. That's one hell of a way to die.

[@davidgreen3001]

It's really too silly to be disturbing. Anybody who has ever worked on a sink knows how ludicrous the scene is so it doesn't have any disturbing impact, more of a funny impact because of how much it ignores physics.

[@thesuperman1637]

Wouldn't he die pretty much immediately tho? I mean he does hit his head against the sink really hard, that would make you at least pass out I think

[@TheActualOcean]

The homeless man was obviously a fan of BEN 10 and was just trying to see if the meteor would give him super powers.

[@siregg8528]

I forgot that existed

[@justd1lz]

Lol

[@camokiler]

It started when some alien goo did what it did

[@oumardiakite5005]

@@camokilerit gave him super powers

[@AxolotlWorrier]

Who loves ben 10 i grew up watching every movie and shows

[@Motty-cn5ul]

I’m typically not scared by horror movies especially old ones, but this movie is creepy af.

[@lightningteam8560]

It has 32 years si its starting to get old

[@Motty-cn5ul]

Number #2 Vacuum Salesman of Marrakesh i wasn’t alive when this movie came out so to me it’s ‘old’

[@key379]

if you're scared by this horror movie then you clearly don't watch scary horror movies

[@Motty-cn5ul]

Up In The Sky I never said I was scared I said I’m typically not scared and I found this movie creepy. Beter luck next time

[@jamesmaysflyingwashingmach7459]

I found the kid's death really upsetting. But having kids myself, I'm generally pretty upset by violence towards children in movies lol

[@ratio777]

Can’t lie, that sponsor drop out of nowhere got me lol “War robots”

[@kingkrelly1315]

Wait until we get one sponsored by ManScaped!

[@Lewd-Tenant_Isan]

@@kingkrelly1315 Holy crap your right!

[@P.Subaeruginosa]

Can we all just appreciate how unnerving that movie theater scene would've been in real life if you watched this in cinema. The flashing on the screen would've made the room flash the same as the movie

[@James_Randal]

I don't like your attitude, I hope you eat food and tastes nice you buffoon.

[@reggyjohnson9083]

Imagine Seizure victims too

[@mikeyunovapix7181]

​​@@reggyjohnson9083it may be a good idea to have that part edited or add a warning for epilepsy patients if it's ever decided to be played in theaters again.

[@sanntti112]

Meanwhile A video on alien planet: How to beat Nerd Explains (He knows too much)

[@ultraimategame2592]

Lmfao

[@brianbelson9834]

😂😂😂

[@jamiee5045]

LMAO

[@josh-kg1rb]

But wouldn't nerd explains just see that plan and just create monsters that he can teach how to defeat those aliens

[@ronjayrose9706]

Simple just get his channel demonetized😈😈😈

[@anangryninja2824]

The best part about late 70’s and 80’s horror movies (for the most part) was that the threat was ever present and the protagonists were able (for the most part) make rational decisions

[@numbdigger9552]

but threats like this and the thing are cases where the monster itself is kind of stupid, because people seriously underestimate the capabilities of lifeforms that can assimilate humans. See how easily corona spread from one place to EVERYWHERE? Now think if instead it was also intelligent and would 100% kill everyone it came in contact with. A killer that is intelligent, invisible and everywhere is quite impossible to win against. This is why movie makers have to dumb the monster down so it can be dealt with, because imagine if the blob just released spores everywhere, and instead of staying as one big mass, split up to many, smaller blobs. We'd be f*ucked!!! And what if the thing assimilated one person and then acted normal until they got back to civilization? We'd be MEGA F*UCKED!!!!!!

[@elenviadodemorfeo7203]

@@numbdigger9552 you know at the time the movie was made, knowledge about bio-scifi-fungi-alien-whatever else, wasnt all around us like now so I find the Blob a pretty capable danger for the ideas of that time.

[@tkdbz4411]

This movie isn’t exactly scary it’s more disturbing then anything in my opinion

[@TeaPotSimulator]

Faxs

[@ulture]

nah it's scary af, the way the jock dies gave me nightmares when I was younger

[@Sillybat-x2r]

This movie gave me nightmares as a Kid- but the movie is disturbing-

[@khalil42]

@@Sillybat-x2r did you really need to put 2 -es?

[@moyasatekge9888]

1. Disgusting 2.Disgusting 3. Disturbing 4.scary 5. Disgusting 6. Disgusting 7. Like eww 8. Creepy

[@kingcyrusrodan6772]

“Where the tentacles follow her into the sewer” Oh no. I don’t like where this is going.

[@billcipher2467]

scientifically speaking *no* ....

[@RobertMcBride-is-cool]

*Yes. I like where this is going. FTFY

[@Solarballs77]

*oh no*

[@Sporfo]

i do tho :)

[@idolrxnni]

@@RobertMcBride-is-cool Fuck The Fucking Youth?

[@jakeharris711]

The transition between the police station to his sponsor was smooth as hell

[@unwantedsun462]

I literally came down to the comments to say that

[@Gogrannie]

That shit was funny tho 😂😂 it was like a raid shadow legends meme

[@branmanthe39th30]

Too smooth

[@northide8785]

I came looking for this

[@chrismatatic81]

IKR GET SOME MILITARY ROBOTS TO KILL THE BLOB

[@alcatrazz.627]

Strange how what is sheer horror for us humans is just everyday life for microscopic beings.

[@B4llingKitten43]

Actually this monster is just a simple representation of a lack of control

[@CJaide9939]

Absolutely. Look up Naegleria Fowleri

[@NerdExplains]

Yah, watching paramecia get trapped, freak the fuck out and squirm around hopelessly, and ultimately get liquified inside an amoeba is off-putting. And that's just a tiny fraction of what happens 24/7 in microbe world.

[@Sovietube]

@@B4llingKitten43 hello my broda

[@mysfer1088]

Nerd Explains wow the deaths are really messed up and painful like ryona if you know what I mean

[@kingusdingus3732]

This has always been one of the few movies that I’ve always had trouble sitting through. Horror movies rarely bother me, but when the characters die in horrible ways like this, it really freaks me out. Plus, the thought of dying and nobody knowing what happened to you is terrifying.

[@josephjoestar572]

Yoshikage Kira with Bites The Dust: *"Allow me to introduce myself."*

[@jacobjansson1486]

I mean the practical effects in the 70s and 80s is just on another level. Digustingly beautiful!

[@kendrickrochelanzot2053]

Me: *watching how to escape saw* Nerd explains: wanna see how you can beat a sentient pudding? Me: yes

[@pirate333]

it's a jelloTon of work imo

[@craftysmithkeith3653]

Has he done “how to survive the stuff”

[@badrequest5596]

Ironically same actress is in both movies

[@Bobo-zi6qc]

@@craftysmithkeith3653 Dont eat it!

[@5minutenoodles806]

Ayyy was watching it to? saw 3 traps?

[@ilixxiei3173]

This is the exact guy you would want to be trapped with in a horror movie

[@noragamiyato6313]

same

[@misao7502]

I don't think because if he ever gets hungry then you should be more afraid of him than the monster.

[@blazekev2524]

nope. he's going to use me

[@anubis7457]

the overprepared, genre savvy character always dies early, because otherwise people wouldn't do the decisions that make the movie possible.

[@NerdExplains]

@@misao7502 I do have quite the appetite...

[@calmgoodfire4662]

I remember this and how stupid the military was thinking that “Let’s make a weapon that keeps growing bigger and will consume the country it’s in” WHat a stupid plan it’s the same as using raptors in a war “Jurassic world”

[@adamgray1753]

The Chinese Communist Party used a highly infectious Cold/Flu virus to try to take over the world in the Year 2020, though started to do so in late Year 2019. That is upping the ante in some regard at least.

[@aurum3747]

@@adamgray1753 i hope you're joking

[@rulerofnormies797]

Aurum he's joking about covid-19 lmao

[@craftysmithkeith3653]

Using raptors is less idiotic than using an exponentially growing bio weapon

[@jacobcox4565]

To anyone who says that weaponizing raptors is a smart plan because "we use dogs," yes the military uses dogs but that is mostly due to the fact that dogs have been domesticated animals for thousands of years and can be taught simple commands. If by a small chance a dog were to turn on its owner, the dog would be relatively easy to to subdue. The raptors in the movie were 6 ft tall, fast enough to outrun a motorcycle, and strong enough to overpower a trained soldier, plus despite the fact that they are smart enough to follow simple commands, they are not loyal and will turn on their owner on a dime. They are too dangerous to be reliably used.

[@timjustmereally2570]

I love how the movie creates a secondary antagonist in the absolute backrow with the religious Guy, at the end he even looks hella evil, always loved that background character building~

[@blusafe1]

Humans are their own worst enemies. Humans made, nurtured, and protected the blob.

[@CaptainKirkDiggler]

This was set in the 80's not the 50's. And... I nearly spit my drink out when you said they should just "shit in a bucket or something". Very practical advice my friend... well done!

[@nylotical]

The movie takes place in the 50’s is what he said.

[@danieldoesdumbstuff]

@@nylotical hence the comment

[@IntegerDevourer]

@@nylotical The movie doesn't take place in the 50s. It doesn't define exactly when it takes place, but a lot of the tech like the phone at 8:07 is well past the 50s or meg's phone at 13:26. 12:56 the station wagon is an 1986 ford ltd wagon. 18:14 not tech but McGruff didn't make his first appearance until 1980. I think that's enough evidence to say, it's not in the 50s.

[@LaloMarquez]

@@IntegerDevourer I agree, I was about to point that too but first I did a quick read to see if someone had said that the story wasn’t happening in the 50s.

[@LaloMarquez]

And the author says again is 1958. I’m guessing he thinks there’s only one The Blob movie, because there is a 1958 The Blob movie. But the one he’s talking about here is from 1988.

[@TimeReacher]

24:36 A very small percentage of people may experience a seizure so be careful. Ends at 24:56 and 26:54 skip to 27:18

[@thesnakeoiler9656]

@@woarobby not if

[@quillx7020]

thanks for the heads up

[@TimeReacher]

@@quillx7020 np

[@VelaBun]

My brother shaking what I do?

[@TimeReacher]

@@VelaBun put him on his side and put a pillow on his head

[@Cloutcommando]

*_The war robots would decimate alot more movie horrors than the blob_*

[@yeetusdeletus9097]

Only the master chief could know that

[@independancedayisawesome4689]

That segway

[@The_Mang]

honestly let's just make these but declare it a war crime to use it in any way but against horror movie esque threat

[@Megalon-qc8pf]

Do they have flamethrowers or freezing weapons, I’ve played the game and no. So yeah. Sorry I guess

[@jooot_6850]

@@Megalon-qc8pf bruv. they have plasma guns. You know, the ones that melt literally every war robot under 300 meters away? I'm sure they could vaporize any goo bs they come across

[@generik7414]

GOD, the effects for this movie are good.

[@lord_ozymandias]

the blobs effects? holy shit terrifying nightmare fuel. everything else? e h

[@vikramm.6743]

The blob is EXTREMELY corrosive, which means it has an extremely high or extremely low ph. To counteract this, simply mix it with a strong base/alkaline. To be realistic, I would use bleach for the base and/or vinegar for the acid, but if you have something like caustic soda for the base or hydrochloric acid, use that instead. I would like the infected part into the substance instead of coating it, because the blob may consist of ph buffers to maintain its ph. Just let it sit in the alkaline until the reaction stops ( this should be obvious, as it will create movement, sound, heat and, and maybe light) and the blob seems to dissolve. If it doesn't do anything, then the blob is basic, so use the acid. Let it sit in the acid until the reaction stops, then disinfect and cauterize the wound with heat or medical equipment to prevent sepsis or regional infection. Boom, blob defeated. This only applies at the start, but if the first person to be exposed to the blob did this, it would have been over then and there. Or like nerd explained said, don't be a f*cking moron.

[@Displ4c]

Bro?

[@drderpphd]

If the blob consumes via phagocytosis and the digestive substance is released internally via liposomes, there might be an issue with getting the neutralizing agent into the digestion sites. For example, if the liposome membranes can keep the caustic juices in, then those membranes can probably keep the neutralizing agents out. Still interesting solution. What I point out is just speculation and depends on hypotheticals about the blob and how it'd react to a flood of neutralizing agent. And yeah, some of those folks were dummies.

[@noragamiyato6313]

you guys are too smart

[@eE-jj4xv]

and cause of the pain if u thaught about it u most likely would have gotten it one way or another yeh bruh this might be kinda smart to atleast try

[@eE-jj4xv]

not counting being stupid enough to even touch that thing like wtf

[@valdonious]

NGL The effects have aged well in this movie. Still looks gruesome.

[@ShastaMusic]

I thought the same thing, the gore effects are fantastic!

[@tameronica]

Ikr, it feels so refreshing to finally see a movie with good special effects

[@dustinjenney9736]

Practical effects will always be better than cgi!

[@user-pc7bn5cv8m]

The dog was like "Understandable have a great day"

[@josephjoestar572]

More like *"Fuck this shit am out"*

[@user-pc7bn5cv8m]

@@josephjoestar572 lol

[@QocaPoca]

Cheems Bizzare Adventures: Doge is unkillable

[@josephjoestar572]

@@QocaPoca -diamond is unbreakable opening but with barking-

[@Bigmtj10678]

Battle robots made me laugh✅

[@ashegame7920]

The scene of Paul getting absorbed and digested by the blob is so disturbing. In fact, it is so disturbing that I come back to that exact scene sometimes to re-watch just how disturbing it is along with the car scene of the blob impersonating a girl. Although not as disturbing but still shock-inducing is when the chef gets completely crushed and absorbed through the hole in the sink over the span of a few seconds. I have no idea why I do this but it could be curiosity or something. This movie is just all around super disturbing for me and my brain just doesn't want to believe it. Pretty much on par with the scene of Adam being assimilated in "The Thing".

[@MikeHunt-zy3cn]

I still can't believe the movie let a child get melted.

[@BestTimes8812]

Jesus christ these effects are horrifying, my stomach is churning at these deaths like holy shit

[@gooser7613]

I know right, shit it scared me to death when I was little. First time I saw it I was about 8, even now it upsets my stomach. Better deaths I've ever seen in horror movies.

[@qwertyasdf4081]

They were all really scary but Paul’s was the worst. That feeling of being completely covered with no way out, and having someone right there who can’t do anything, and slowly feeling yourself melt makes me want to puke.

[@katroamleft4721]

Yeah. Practical effects are just better

[@katroamleft4721]

@@gooser7613 waaaat. I am 22 and would still hide behind my blanket....And I love horror films. The Thing is my fave. I think I am gonna watch this one soon

[@stoltobot]

ElectricFire2736 me too, I was about 8 when I saw this. It stained my mind

[@ksoundkaiju9256]

Imagine if the blob found someone and latched onto someone's arm And the person thinks it's a damn Symbiote from Marvel and just lets it spread all over them, only to realize they're actually being eaten alive

[@jjjjkkk8852]

KSound Kaiju that would be me

[@astrograph7875]

Um well, The blob digests you on contact. So you would be in extreme pain the minute it touched you.....

[@ksoundkaiju9256]

@@jjjjkkk8852 We, are Ven-ahh AHHHH AHHHHHH, OH GOD, OH GOD, IT BURNS

[@astrograph7875]

@Ali3n Vort3x Different universe. I'm talking about the one from Spider-man's comic universe not the Sony Venom film

[@guyfieri148]

@Ali3n Vort3x plus the symbiote only eats you if it hasn't fed in like a while

[@wartrix6046]

The Blob also couldn't get to be the size of the US due to the Square Cube Law, basically it wouldn't have enough surface area to regulate its massive internal heat generation and would burn from the inside.

[@paulquintana9810]

What if it could divide its self?

[@theheretic3764]

Constant state of flux. Rolling its insides to its outsides. Like penguins.

[@martimking1craft]

I think the blob doesn't care about laws he is straight up killing people

[@TheLambdaTeam]

It could divide self tho.

[@retsaMinnavoiG]

I thought the square cube law was about the actual strength of biological material to support the weight of a very large creature. Which wouldn't really apply to a blob.

[@TheMooper27]

Nerd seems like the best kinda of guy to have as a consultant for horror script writers to run their scripts by. So many horror movies go from scary to painful to watch after the characters make brain dead decisions. A horror movie where the characters make the smartest decisions possible and still end up at a disadvantage against the antagonist would be far more thrilling and fun to watch.

[@adamgray1753]

Has noone else noticed that whenever The Blob was crystallized or otherwise frozen it had a somewhat frequent purplish electrical discharge coursing throughout it's fragment(s)? That right tells you that perhaps the real experiment was to harness the Blob as a legitimate power source.

[@serpenttailz7966]

Perhaps but why would they add so muck acid and the ability to eat only human flesh to it. It wouldnt make sense on why it needed the ph buffers and the super high molar acid

[@EmpressAaliyah]

@@serpenttailz7966 the blob probably chose to consume humans because they put human flesh in the satellite with it. They should've just not done that part, I dunno why they did

[@serpenttailz7966]

@@EmpressAaliyah true but that doesnt explain the use of highly volatile acids in a power generator

[@TheDarkMaster312]

@@serpenttailz7966 batteries use acid

[@serpenttailz7966]

@@TheDarkMaster312 true but nowhere in the movie did they say was any other chemical to cause the reaction like in batteries

[@Sumesest]

Nerd explains: *sees a man literally get his body sucked into a train* Also nerd explains: and that's why you let someone else unclog your drains Edit: oops I meant drain not train

[@sabot4104]

he got sucked into a train :flushed:

[@faceless2302]

plumbers are my favorite locomotive technicians

[@his-sa-yots2692]

This is why you should avoid trains

[@unfair3]

Lol you mean drain not train lel

[@arandomperson7713]

@@unfair3 ye lol

[@opterlow7906]

To be completely honest this is scarier then most modern horror films.

[@NIKENKO]

exactly, and the practical effects looked crazy good

[@Dagrizzb]

Still holds up. Classic approved.

[@greenfae8138]

It is. I am now terrified of jello XD

[@jamescolm1133]

@@greenfae8138 terrifying idea you make jello the blob eats it and then takes the form of it and when you eat the blob it eats you from the inside out

[@nobody5093]

not a hard task since now a days every horror movie is paranormal or wanna be psychological horror, filled with jump scares and cut aways. can't even remember the last time some one died in a horror movie.

[@drgbfh44]

Me: *Hears of the blob* Also me: "Then I flew myself into the sun ;)"

[@lord_ozymandias]

less painful way to go

[@recklessragdoll2552]

@Maria Anghelika H. Ramos yes

[@joopy5517]

Can you do a how to beat on a movie called “Triangle” woman is trapped in a strange loop it’s an interesting one

[@AverageAlien]

thats impossible to escape though innit

[@1RundeMitleidTV]

I think there is

[@DarkOminigiri]

Theres no escape

[@majolko]

I've seen videos titled "why you CAN'T beat" but idk if it's on this channel

[@keita9312]

just stop doing the loop

[@fefunkey3808]

Who else was really confused when he started talking about war robots?

[@93hothead]

Idk seem like a pretty legit method to handle the blob

[@tarafenton6170]

IT DIDNT EVEN SAID THIS VIDEO WAS SPONSORED AND HE THE POEPLE WERE GOING TO CALL WAR ROBOTS REALY WHY WOULD THEY CALL WAR ROBOTS

[@johnolivermayuga6980]

Me fufhbdbdhd r/ihadastroke

[@georgbro5341]

Actually, they have exoskeletons that make you able to lift more than 5 times what you usually can.

[@cynicalcomedian4428]

@@tarafenton6170 it is also English?

[@BlahajBeholder]

“If a gelatinous c00b digested your friends and family and grows in size what would you do?” Me: Probably *die*

[@maryd9751]

"imtervene"

[@Sovietube]

I got it to 69

[@sinia556]

@@Sovietube its still at 69,so I'm not liking

[@SkyNinja759]

The sheer amount of suicides in that town would have been near 100% population.

[@Alex-un5gz]

The homeless man had no insurance so that’s why they didn’t do anything.

[@retsaMinnavoiG]

MURICA

[@fudgenugget3875]

I'm mad at how smooth that transition into the ad was.

[@sanjivmadhavan5705]

20:40 "The dying amoeba slug has one last trick up it's slime" LMAO

[@nickedds2907]

Kids face gets melted as he's screaming in pain, won't see that nowadays

[@disbeafakename167]

Well, not in movies anyway.

[@azure3354]

@@scottys_trash7096 I’m assuming you mean 2011? Also it still isn’t nearly as scary as older movies. Especially those with practical effects.

[@tinpan6052]

@@scottys_trash7096 such bad CGI and none of the characters can top macready from The original "The thing"

[@noodle6852]

I’m assuming you’re talking about the lack of sheer terror in “today’s movies” in which case, you just haven’t seen any good truly disturbing modern movies and are basing that opinion on shit films. Hereditary was genuinely terrifying.

[@lhats3027]

Willy Wonka 2

[@dinoeebastian]

idea: get a very large and secure freezer and lure the blob into it, but have it turned off so it's not cold, then lock it in and freeze it then ig just burn it or something

[@chinabluewho]

Actually your best bet would be antacids , that thing is insanely acidic and a base would most likely kill it dead, TUMS ARE YOUR ONLY HOPE FOR SURVIVAL !!!

[@dinoeebastian]

@@chinabluewho that depends, it doesn't have to adhere to the laws of reality, that's why I'm basing my idea off of evidence from the movie itself

[@Sword_Man_YT]

To be honest if I went to investigate the crash site I wouldn't have even touched that stick lol

[@qwertyasdf4081]

Sword Man id also get decked out in coverings for every crevice in my body. No alien shit’s getting in me, no thank you, not today. Bio suit ofi had access, a face mask, something to cover my ears, safety goggles, gloves, and I would try to wear clothes that didn’t reveal any skin.

[@Smytguy]

The Thing = fire: *panik* cold: kalm The Blob = cold: *panik* fire: kalm

[@theaurorasystem9784]

IcyCrusader thats also utilizing nuclear fission (the sun I mean) which means at the atomic level it would pull whatever it is apart, so yes that is entirely true since the transfer of energy would be too great for the structure of the cells and the entropy would cause them to split. As for cold? There are life forms that can survive that (cute lil water bears anyone?) so it’s not entirely out of the question for something much larger to be able to withstand that low temp. If you look at the thing, it’s technically a huge group of microbes that function as “one” in a weird not fully understood way so I could see it surviving subzero temperature easily, *however* I do also know that absolute zero would effectively kill almost anything (unless you have someway to cryogenically bring life back to cells) as per the absolute zero sucking enough energy out of it to absolutely stop all movement atomically. period.

[@nike4792]

Me:school Panik KZbin Calm

[@diegoderiverabyrne6557]

What if the Thing manages to asimilate the Blob and earn its inmunity to fire while retaining its own inmunity to cold? God spare us.

[@XxStrawberryBobaTeaxX]

Makes sense, it’s in a state being a solid and a liquid.

[@Jensenrobinb]

The blob is more dangerous

[@windows2785]

“That’s my brother. Leave him alone. Never visited him in 35 years. Humans are easy prey.” -The Thing 2020. Your listening to Gary?!

[@BatMaam7585]

Is... is that you, childs? Or was that a myth?

[@TheAwesomeGamerNoob]

Idk

[@johnuwu7175]

You’re acting really sus

[@windows2785]

YG Mystery it’s a myth.

[@sleepykitty8918]

@@johnuwu7175 Pretty sure I saw it vent... But maybe it was a line of sight issue :p I'm going to electrical, the safest place for crewmates :D

[@Zman.gamer.6989]

I don't remember the blob being so terrifying, this is something you would see in the thing. This movie is so underrated if the thing can be popular this should be just as popular

[@link1016]

So basically how to beat a alien in general is to use a military grade flamethrower

[@calmgoodfire4662]

Alien monitoring KZbin comment: hmm what a great idea yo Larry here’s a list of shit to make the suit or bio weapon immune to

[@Lewd-Tenant_Isan]

Or a War Robot

[@trazyntheinfinite9895]

Escalate to massive thermobarics early save yourself grief later.

[@thehistorybuff-smh]

Just use liquid nitrogen It's the easiest way

[@retsaMinnavoiG]

Nothing biological plays well with fire... it's a pretty good bet that applies to aliens as well.

[@toukosiren9004]

I'm getting mixed opinions: "Think of the civilians!" *They should use those fighter jets*

[@codefive6480]

He said evacuate the people first.

[@501ststormtrooper9]

Send in the Mobile Task Forces, I recommend Nu-7 and E-11.

[@jakealvarez756]

The cops be like : that just melted cheese that is not a body

[@lostaccount8222]

@@jakealvarez756 copied

[@loturzelrestaurant]

KZbin has a Nudity-Problem and especially an objectifying-woman-problem. And especially-especially an objectifying-lesbians-problem! Please help via the report-system.

[@kbarts316]

Just the thought of a huge blob monster that can consume and dissolve you is horrifying. The special effects in this movie definitely bring this terror to life. I’m generally scared of slashers like Micheal and Jason, but something about creatures such as The Blob or The Thing bring that fear to a whole new level. Killers will just stab you and leave the remains, but The Blob will digest and break you down into nothing through a slow, painful death. 😖

[@jfizzeldoesfortnite5007]

The transition into that sponsorship was so smooth I didn’t skip

[@Dark-dl7jr]

Cop sees dead body: I’m gonna pretend I didn’t’t see that

[@michaeledmunds7266]

"Why is there is always a religious lunatic claiming that this was prophesied?" Well... that's actually pretty realistic tbh.

[@bootstrapperwilson7687]

Prophesied. Check a dictionary.

[@michaeledmunds7266]

@@bootstrapperwilson7687 thank you

[@yanderedeku2902]

Ikr

[@kingslayer5530]

Title:"How to beat the Killer JELLO" Me: You can't... Majin Buu is unbeatable...

[@SwarxWasTaken]

Ahahahahahha genkidama go brrrrrrrr

[@Sam-zo8lz]

Funny

[@Nightmare77110]

I wonder if he could turn turn the killer jello into actual jello

[@kingslayer5530]

@@SwarxWasTaken ahaha, true... forgot about that XD

[@N9ndo]

And if you manage to kill it, the motherfucker will just reincarnate.

[@ChesuMori]

This movie terrified me as a kid. Some of the blob effects are goofy, but man, those practical effects for the people being dissolved... eurgh.

[@janluipetris4698]

Three words: Secure. Contain. Protect.

[@cambamslam3510]

Class: Keter

[@Mark-sl5bf]

MTF UNIT NINE TAIL FOX HAS ENTERED THE TOWN WERE GOING TO CONTAIN THE SCP AS SOON AS POSSIBLE AND WILL ASK TO STAY INSIDE AT ALL COST OR BE SHOT ON SITE.

[@tristinbreland3025]

This is a normal day for the SCP foundation

[@kyleenguyen9590]

It’d be a good thing to put Scp 673 (hard to kill reptile) in It’s kept in an acid chamber so it’s acid is kinda the same just stronger and free Oh WAIT!! It’s definitely gonna escape it technically has a regenerating food source so it’s gonna get too big then escape maybe even killing Scp 673 aswell Then again it’ll kill everyone either way 1.killing the guards 2.killing prisoners 3.killing scps 4.accidentaly setting a godlike evil scp free and murders the blob and the entire world 5.then again god does definitely exist in the Scp universe and could probably stop the blob before it does too much harm it could also kill the godlike evil scp

[@jpfan4life812]

@@kyleenguyen9590 *682, SCP-673 is basically the blob.

[@Bruh-th8ee]

Yes a homeless man discovering a ufo crash and finding some killer slime and getting killed by that killer slime is very normal people stuff I see this happen everyday.

[@OddsShroom]

I am but a mere mortal compared to thou might, but I, too, vvish to assist thee in annihilating the Blob’s planet.

[@DefaultDancezy]

In America, you slurp the jello. In Russia, THE JELLO SLURPS YOU (or the other way around idk)

[@claytonpactol8851]

*no god*

[@catslegacy11]

this comment is evil... *i hate this somebody take this man to prison because he made this comment, never goin to russia’*

[@yanuchiuchihaanimegamesand3907]

actually, the movie takes place in the USA, so it: ina America, jello slups you. in soviet russia, you slurp jello, because it's too scared of babushka.

[@whatthewhatthe9117]

It started as American, went to Russian space, and got uno reverse carded

[@user-nd2lg4jp4f]

@@yanuchiuchihaanimegamesand3907 - Babushka, no!

[@SharksAreMyFriends]

THANK YOU for having real subtitles and not just auto generated ones. I love your content and it’s so nice that it’s also accessible.

[@Thugshaker101]

The greecer: **Jumps over a cliff on a bike** Me: "Say it's badass say it's badass" Nerd explains: "That was badass. That man is the hero we need."

[@jokerisinthememe5852]

Did you just call the Greaser an Greecer

[@nibblecat1223]

@@jokerisinthememe5852 'an greecer'

[@jokerisinthememe5852]

@@nibblecat1223 Nobody asked you to add to this, yet you still did. The world would have been much better if you hadn’t had replied. What gave you the motivation to reply to my comment?

[@nibblecat1223]

JOKER IS IN THE MEME Thats really ironic considering the same thing could be applied to what you said in reply to the OG comment. We are the same

[@jokerisinthememe5852]

@@nibblecat1223 Read my previous comment for your answer.

[@hanselfinn8946]

The cops be like : that just melted cheese that is not a body

[@MartyBrawls]

🧀

[@SBuck001]

✨🧀ᴄʜᴇᴇsᴇ🧀✨

[@SBuck001]

@Obama Kujo yummy cheese

[@BloomTotallyHere]

Forbidden cheese

[@tarooooooo9970]

@@SBuck001 your reply looks so delicious mygod 😩😩😩

[@funkyfro7542]

This movie scarred me as a kid. I would avoid bathroom vents and try not to stand under a vent.

[@BEANSBEANSBEANS404]

As someone who played Among Us and Five Nights at Freddy's, yes, advoid vents at all costs.

[@themysticsomeone2089]

This reminds me of when I was a kid and watched ghost shark I did not like bathtubs or pools after that.

[@claytonpactol8851]

Imagine The Blob being in the vent the same time as the Impostor.

[@jamiebraswell5520]

When I was a kid, the commercial for The Boogens kept me from hanging around floor vents, lol!

[@501ststormtrooper9]

Just don’t be near ceilings, floors, vents, walls, ANYTHING! just float in the sky

[@DoctorTex]

I like how the movie tricks you into thinking Paul is gonna be a protagonist, before getting fucking melted within the first half hour.

[@aught9264]

The special effects on this movie are amazing for the 80s... if i didnt know when it was made i would have assumed CGI on some of the scenes

[@Tiajones333]

Facts

[@madkirk7431]

The smoothest transition I've ever seen, but it's still a sponsor.

[@oscar3153]

I would a 100% go and touch the alien rock thinking I’m gonna get on Omnitrix lmaooo.

[@xjustanotherpersonx7967]

Or a venom suit

[@rose_garden2483]

XJust another person X VENOM YESSSSSS

[@jamiee5045]

uNdErRaTeD

[@charlesmcdonald945]

Oscar10

[@clover4925]

Ive seen a lot of horror movies. The idea of the blob still terrifies me. An unfeeling, near unstoppable THING, that if it so much as touches you, it drags you in and slowly dissolves you alive.

[@eviljoshy3402]

I'd be a little concerned about dropping nukes on the blob. I remember in the original movie they didn't drop a bomb on it for fear of it being spread across the country. If 1 tiny piece of that thing survived the blast that's more potential blobs.

[@puwhppi]

Lol

[@eviljoshy3402]

@@gasaiyuno6021 Now that I think about it. The old movie said "bomb" not "nuke". A nuke could probably obliterate it but then that whole area would be contaminated with radiation.

[@puwhppi]

@@eviljoshy3402 yes

[@Khxos_]

My mom wanted to watch this with me cause she said it was a classic

[@ZinxTheSlayer]

I watched it like 11 months ago. If you havent watched it you should. Its a good movie

[@UltraKryptonian]

Maybe she was talking about the original 1958 movie with Steve McQueen?

[@thad156]

UltraKryptonian yeah thats the one ive watched! This one looks dope though! Great looking practical effects!

[@luish2o_]

My man knows how to survive every possible outcome surprised he hasn’t gotten a part in a movie 😂

[@qindairyesbozell159]

He hasn’t gotten one cause directors know he’ll survive like a piece of cake

[@luish2o_]

@@Yue797 This kid stupid lol he’s acting like I don’t know that

[@luish2o_]

@@Yue797 nah bruh just saying 😂

[@Gussyboy06]

Our names are very similar

[@koencagurangan3256]

He hasn’t cuz they know he would be too dumbfounded to follow the script that basically forces him to decrease his IQ by 75%

[@sader-xan115]

4:32 that transition from the film to the sponsor is perfectly done and got a chuckle out of me

[@thelapisfreak6963]

This is the only movie that scares me, because I saw a few death scenes when I was younger and I'm pretty sure that traumatized me a little and whenever I see it, my heart beats really fast and I have a pain in my chest.

[@takethedanimalyoungone5671]

Just get gunna and he’ll eat it

[@bigchungus2615]

LMAOO IM DYING

[@gabeitch6199]

Yed

[@fabianweber6937]

Plot twist: gunna *is* the blob

[@danm1556]

gunna slander never stops😈

[@tomtomtom6970]

Blowing up the Blob to have it be in smaller pieces doesnt sound like a good idea. You would have little blobs flying everywhere!

[@thenextgeneration9030]

yea im pretty sure he said large explosions and bullets would be horrible in the vid

[@tomtomtom6970]

@@thenextgeneration9030 He suggests it at 21:55

[@samohtgamingpro4470]

@@tomtomtom6970 He suggests blowing it up with napalm, napalm is a fuel used in fire bombs. It wouldn't go exploding everywhere it would burn.

[@tomtomtom6970]

@@samohtgamingpro4470 21:55

[@novataco5412]

I wouldn’t have been that surprised if they just showed the kid getting pulled away but I was shocked to see they actually showed him getting melted and stuff lol

[@memeboi1846]

So that’s where Notorious B.I.G. went after part five I see

[@zandydandy4642]

Lol noice

[@PatrickProductions12]

Jojo fans are everywhere dude I approve

[@themoreyouknow7418]

The blob vs the thing, place your bets people.

[@kyleenguyen9590]

The More You Know blob Because it’ll just swallow him then wait then win And because the thing doesn’t have co2

[@sinia556]

Blob 100000000000000000000%

[@krustylesponge6250]

blob, since impersonation or the things claws and teeth wouldnt do shit to the blob, it will just eat the thing and leave

[@themoreyouknow7418]

Krustylesponge would the thing have any chance to assimilate the blob in any way?

[@krustylesponge6250]

@@themoreyouknow7418 not really, the blob would eat it because the thing can only melee, and the thing virus i dont think would even affect the blob, since its a basically a giant amoeba

[@mongooseunleashed]

This movie gave me NIGHTMARES as a kid.

[@timelord_meeps]

Its giving me nightmares now

[@commanderstud2417]

Dude same!!! I still wouldn’t watch it again!!! Never.... nope

[@pankeke5700]

This man’s transition into sponsers are so smooth

[@kratostheinevitable3932]

The homeless man watched Ben 10, so I can't blame him.

[@eatingshelf6135]

@Super Smash Flash 2 Beta Complete Soundtrack obligatory “yOuR’re tOo yoUnG” joke.

[@ulture]

@@eatingshelf6135 Ben 10 aired in 2005, so it seems far more likely they're too old

[@eatingshelf6135]

@@ulture obligatory “yOurE toO oLd” joke

[@eatingshelf6135]

I’m so sorry

[@tinpan6052]

@Minecraft Jesus Gaming in ben 10, The main character ben tennyson goes to a meteor crash site and a clock is attached to his arm, this lets him transform into a variety of aliens, really good show, definetly recommend it

[@fmoor005]

Bruh, I was listening to this in the shower and heard him talking about robots being able to destroy the blob. I was like, "... uuuhhh... what in the reboot is going on?" Damn ad transitions.

[@grandmaashley]

grandma approved

[@sam_currie]

Why have u commented on every video in my feed

[@linkholder]

Thanks Grandma

[@forevertired0]

Lol

[@Shrek_Now_go_away]

Thanks grandma

[@justsomeone7883]

Grandma can I have cookies.

[@ScaryASMR]

*Cops walk in to see Paul being assimalated * “Nope we need evidence, this isn’t enough. Wrap it up boys were leaving!”

[@festivedarnspahs5676]

Oh god I just imagined someone on the toilet while the blob was still alive oh god

[@CaptainCJ97]

The blob - ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@masonbooker7606]

The SCP foundation would’ve taken care of it eventually

[@Jitssyu]

MTF unit ‘village idiots’ is on the field. Yeah, they’ll take care of everybody. Yeah, they’ll take few people for D-Class Personnel.

[@RjGoombes]

"Eventually"

[@kirkwills6459]

LOL

[@sansaraee]

This actually reminds me of The Flesh that Hates

[@MartyBrawls]

Looool

[@helixmajora5362]

I like how he snuck his sponsor in as part of the demonstration instead of just "and now a quick word from our sponsors"

[@josiahresler8073]

You know, I enjoy both these dumb fun videos and the more grounded videos. A perfect balance. Keep it up, man. :)

[@meatilicious1900]

How to beat the killer jello: Grab a spoon and pull an uno reverse

[@ayberkkurucay7760]

*Mmmh Strawberry Pudding.*

[@rithloveyou9737]

eww human flavor

[@eternal9497]

R/cusedcomments

[@vlogskiki7026]

It pulls out an uno deck out of it's back

[@nyanzan9568]

how to survive every horror movie: be the camera man

[@ATheoryInPractice]

The first REC movie says you're wrong

[@CeeJayThe13th]

Blair Witch Project 1 Paranormal Activity 1 Cloverfield 1 Spaceballs 1........

[@cye2310]

Or choose to be merciful and be the director.

[@jethrozefanyagrantee5377]

no no he's got a point

[@TheAwesomeGamerNoob]

Does any one have a camera?

[@jeremylbuffington]

Correction: The original film was set in the 1950’s. This remake was set in present day, i.e., the mid-late 1980’s. Regardless, I very much enjoy your analysis.

[@gbrown932]

So glad someone else caught that. He makes that statement more than once.

[@chloedicken5544]

i think he knew that but he was references the time the movie set place in cause why would he talk like it’s the 1980’s lol

[@CeeJayThe13th]

Thank you! I can't believe I had to dig this deep into the comments to find this.

[@charleslindberg829]

@@CeeJayThe13th fuckin' perfectionists....