HOW TO COOK A HUMAN.. | Happy Wheels

[@usafootballguy8997]

Dan always makes me feel good, he makes me smile through all my hard. He is hilarious, he gets me through everything, recently I lost a loved one and I have been heartbroken but his videos get me through it. Thank you, Dan. You are a great man.

[@epicproductionfrog4561]

Among us ha

[@tathaisam8964]

Amogus 😳

[@friutfingers4262]

That hit deep,sorry for your loss man

[@friutfingers4262]

@@epicproductionfrog4561 shut up

[@viennaplays8879]

sorry for your loss

[@raccooncafe5689]

Is it just me, or does Dan find an unusually large amount of pleasure in cooking people?

[@imbored2727]

H e C o o k s P e o p l e A l i v e I R L

[@CommentisAnonymousFilms]

yeah, you also deserve a veteran's discount

[@Bec007]

He had the choice to do just fruits. He chose cannibalism. Also if you read this 6 years later than wow your cool.

[@N.Y.CHudson]

ah yes, C A N N I B A L I S M

[@wantedbird55srandomchannel28]

Yummy yummy human flesh.

[@budgetman7111]

4:03 Dan: Innocently reads the instructions Segway: *Assassinates Segway Guy*

[@DaDarkEnaxel]

**Assassinates Business Guy** Business Guy Is His Name

[@Theawesomebobsense]

Segway: Free man

[@Uncgoat4]

@@DaDarkEnaxel we call him Segway man :3

[@THROW_A_GREEN8]

(Dan): It will be cooked in fifteen seconds just go down-(Segway)UHHH I CAN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE! (Kills Dan)

[@ultrapowerboy3108]

4:07

[@julianatrujillo6073]

6:46 “im so proud” you are. 4 years later asher will see this. Love u dan!

[@corporallopez]

Ha ha ha...

[@pixelcyte]

ha ha ha...

[@Jbjbbibi]

Ha ha ha...

[@andrealocke453]

Ha ha ha...

[@mauigoomba8043]

And how do you know he’ll see it?

[@JellyMartinez30]

On the cooking part: Segway man: I don’t want to do this anymore -dies- Dan: Ok let’s... Did you just die on me?

[@ianreyes5214]

CHALLENGE DAD CHALLENGE IF YOUR SON DIES OR GET INJURED ON THE HAPPY WHEELS COURSE YOU HAVE TO RESTART LIKE SO DAN CAN SEE IT

[@p0panims549]

No

[@gunn3r252]

Septic Anims lol

[@imworthless3204]

2 years later...

[@gunn3r252]

Black Knight ikr

[@gunn3r252]

Still good memories tho

[@pikachuanimations1774]

6:08 Dan: Perfectly Safe! Irresponsible Dad: *head explodes by ramp*

[@Youtuberkidgg]

6:08 "Perfectly safe!" *gets decapitated*

[@brazostank7761]

1:10 that mood change!!🤣🤣🤣

[@special_ed128]

LUL

[@billythebiscuitcactus]

Brazos T it’s not funny

[@BananBeebo]

Not how you say lol you said lul

[@BananBeebo]

U

[@depdarcsoft7648]

Brazos T *Expression

[@Nightmareofasolo]

Dan: you can probably feed your family for a year and a half Me: but that is your family 😶

[@nicolemaughan4564]

O.O BAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA

[@nicolemaughan4564]

Yasssss Finally someone understands meh

[@cbbaker8054]

so dark but funny XD

[@robindicud2954]

Was*

[@joshuamurphy5456]

Lol😂

[@doctorelijah]

I just noticed the BFDI mouth in the thumbnail..

[@im_a_tide_pod]

WhY

[@Veshremyfan-762hz]

ARE YOU SERIOUS RIGHT NOW

[@o0oshi2]

Yeah

[@JTiscrayzee]

WAIT WHAT!?

[@CasualCroissant.]

Not every cartoon mouth if BDFI buddy

[@CJ-wr7wq]

10:38 "oooohh... ummmm... that is slllligghhtly arkwarrrrdd... " LOL 🤣🤣🤣🤣 look at his face at 10:39

[@frothguy]

4:05 YOU HAVE DIED OF BOREDOM! Restart❤️ Quit

[@Red-rr3ku]

wow

[@hellfire6270]

Wooooooooooooow

[@prokitkat9256]

Wow

[@mattiabrand6380]

"WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT EATING THAT LAST CHEESEBURGER" -Daniel Middleton 2016

[@ultrapowerboy3108]

2015

[@prostudios4015]

@@ultrapowerboy3108 No 2016

[@ultrapowerboy3108]

@@prostudios4015 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@rickeyreid-owens6456]

Dr strange

[@rickeyreid-owens6456]

Nice profile pic tho

[@GAmes-sc3hl]

Dan please make more videos on turbo dismount

[@Gspence16]

me

[@meshachplayz2000]

+Jacob Korthaus Yes plz more turbo dismount!

[@benwright4284]

Yes Pls Do

[@emmasmith2042]

Pls senpai do!

[@michaelcantwell3023]

yeah

[@LordTabby]

9:01 "We don't listen to they" Wise words Dan, I'mma quote you on that

[@MDHaulingJunkRemoval]

I almost died laughing when Segway man died automatically😂😵

[@MDHaulingJunkRemoval]

Btw I love your videos❤️

[@NotKat_Honestly]

Same

[@ricardostephenson6665]

Im glad that you know you how to spell segway man .

[@ricardostephenson6665]

You are the most nicest person ever

[@blair_iskinda_sneaky8186]

9:08 legends say that he is still there but dan forgot about him..

[@alcacore9600]

Director Nora Segway man:ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooof

[@roboanimator1047]

The thing is I watched that right when was reading this

[@blair_iskinda_sneaky8186]

Aidyn Veliant that happens to me too

[@jack-lc7lq]

at 9:08 i was laughing so hard 🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣

[@LordTabby]

5:33 that's enough to feed the entire population of Cannibal Town at the Hazbin Hotel

[@mrmans234]

Play Diamond Dimensions and play more Custom Mod Adventures!!!!!! BRING IT BACK!!! I WANT IT BACK

[@ringsfnm]

And the sims 2

[@meowowowow]

And Xbox one edition

[@kawaiikittycat7523]

Yah dan pls!

[@jegamingmore3543]

YEA!!!!

[@hazellagoc3727]

He forgot them I think 😿

[@AubreyLJohnson]

6:00 am I crazy or is this satisfying...

[@dewiethigpen7116]

...

[@marvelynedlinnak.4034]

Infamy Killer l

[@nicolemaughan4564]

Yeah It Kinda Is Satifying........

[@natalieoh544]

Infamy Killer Your crazy

[@robindicud2954]

I mean your name says *killer* sooooo...

[@christinadriscoll6707]

I love when he said you can feed your family for a year and then says just in case but your family is gone

[@aukua5512]

I just love how Dan, just make his videos family friendly and hilarious, that it made me laugh really hard, sense Dan is a real funny and amazing youtuber!😂😱❤️👍

[@scottcrowley9633]

Ummmmmmmm? ✓ or X (thumbs up ✓ thumbs down X

[@chantalbodnar5752]

well they can say that but someone people don't think that

[@jordansanders3670]

excatly

[@RossWasTakenOnSteam]

Ah yes, 😮‍💨🤕😮‍💨☠️🤢😮‍💨😵👹😵🤖🤢👹😻😮‍💨😮‍💨😺😮‍💨🤝🤝🤑💀😮‍💨🤕😵😾😽🤝😵👏😺😵🥱👺

[@sussy7470]

Amogus

[@decidueyefan3844]

11:02 How does a spike that thin cause that much damage

[@stacyoconnell9912]

YOU GOT THAT RIGHT😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@MoraiAxo]

It went up his butt and split apart all the bones causing him to fall apart

[@reese4670]

Charles Brown jr the thinner it is the sharoer

[@scottcrowley9633]

@@reese4670 *sharpee

[@scottcrowley9633]

Sharper

[@spottedtail2017]

Nostaglia in my recommendations? Nostalgia in my recommendations. And I love it!

[@barbiezero5483]

I always almost die laughing when I watch these

[@andramikera]

ME TOO!!!!😂🤣😇😂🤣

[@skizzors5920]

Dan could not take the stress anymore 1:08 rip dan

[@brynsbabi]

3:55 _cooking! put ingredients in the button.._

[@toolazy9534]

I love how segway man just dies when he cooks people

[@Necronite]

Who would have ever guessed that at 11 million subscribers dan would be promoting cannibalism

[@SepticBadger]

ummmmm

[@etanwow1944]

Did you meet pewdiepie

[@awesomeplayz49hd78]

I thought this was cannibalism to lol

[@emmasmith2042]

+Ethan Tu | Have you seen his prof pic?😂 btw. The answer if not obvious yes

[@Sh4dowB33]

ME!!!XD

[@LordTabby]

6:17 "Absolutely safe" *Skewers child*

[@surprisedpikachu4589]

4:53 DanTDM is a ghoul confirmed

[@kelvinlin80]

LOL

[@Shoto-_]

He is people

[@TheGamingGenix]

Lol

[@thefirstmustangtheamazingp9646]

your the best youtuber in the whole universe

[@gabbiw1658]

+Phil Eggtree hi Phil!

[@thekawaiifirecracker8746]

its Phil Eggtree XD

[@bellacats1072]

+Phil Eggtree How's with u and smiley?

[@devinalder]

NO THIS IS THE REAL DAN!!!!!!

[@devinalder]

because he has 11mill subs

[@christmanbrimley2240]

10:38 Head Snap

[@kelvinlin80]

I pressed it a lot of times and ................

[@mitchlarson4714]

5:57 he won the lottery! (with time)

[@feliciaoroviceanu3126]

11:04 "A fost asa greu ?" in romanian means "was it so hard?" :D

[@maniCARNY]

a fost asa greu is It was so difficult In English

[@shadowman4144]

Galaxy Kittens

[@petirak8443]

Galaxy Kittens C harder

[@yorunaugan895]

Galaxy Kittens woop nu sunt singur! im not lonely!

[@thedarkandeithersame9911]

Galaxy Kittens aaa

[@daylerodriguez2663]

Only Dan can make Happy Wheels funny and worth playing for!!

[@josephhorn1929]

Okay

[@Theweathershow-or9ew]

Dan: Oh no we messed it up *add* Me: You Did Mess Up

[@emilytu5335]

Hate you

[@erikkasearlesmitchell7254]

Emily Tu wut

[@alexafarley5835]

Emily Tu Stop Being a Bully

[@Enrix114]

Emily Tu wth is wrong with u

[@monkeyjarett1300]

Ikr he did mess up xd

[@victorsweet3016]

8:08 I literally laughed when I saw that the guys body was hanging down 😂

[@Umayrica]

5:51 7.77 seconds. 7's the lucky number. :)

[@GeForceGG]

That's also the Aircraft number for the Boeing Triple 7.

[@tomorrow_comes_today]

Dan: *touches surface of finish line* KZbin: *gives me an ad*

[@shattered9578]

Same

[@earthartz7878]

**cooking humans** Dan : Yeah that looks good *dAt lOoKs gOoD*

[@ItzDanyaal21]

5:56 He was LUCKY that it happened to him. Look how long it took him

[@cleverboy5565]

I love you channel

[@randomvideoswithmr.froggy516]

Swagwolf 123 thanks!

[@katuniverse5307]

LOL LOVED AS USUAL!😂😂😂

[@castellanokids914]

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo !

[@NeymarGaming1003_Editz]

@@castellanokids914 What do you mean

[@talia-serenbenedek6769]

Dan: You can feed your family for a year and a half on that! Me: No you can't, that is your family.

[@zacharyzajac8279]

Talia-Seren Benedek that is hilarious

[@helenhatziandreou7232]

zachary zajac thats so not funny

[@paradoxscythe6489]

Talia-Seren Benedek I DONT GET THAT

[@gracetimmons-bishop1435]

💩

[@mattm1314]

Lol

[@saeed85161]

1:00 Dan: it just says thanks for play *laughs* Dan again: 3 seconds after: that wasn't even funny

[@janleah_]

This is a compilation of Dan playing levels Jackseptceye has played

[@GNOMESFOREVER-2012]

When u said “ u could feed ur family for a year” u probably cooked ur family LOL

[@gianinamatute2413]

Before Dan said it wasn’t funny he was laughing

[@whatgame5860]

Hi! Im from 2020 Also i liked my own comment.

[@whatgame5860]

And i liked my own comment.

[@cybergames9958]

@@whatgame5860 I m from 2020 to

[@vensev7316]

Idk

[@manos_destruction4926]

@@whatgame5860 I am from 2020 too

[@ninjablackop3512]

11:25 some say he is still stuck there to this day

[@Matt-sq5qn]

dantdm you the best plz make more videos of happy wheels

[@grace1822]

Adele:Hello(Hello) Drake:Just call me on my cellphone(Hotline Bling) Adele:Can your hear me?(Hello) Taylor Swift:But we got problems!!!(Bad Blood) Justin Bieber:What do you mean(What do you mean) The Weeknd:Call me when it's half past five(The Hills) THUMBS UP IF YOU LIKED IT!!!!!!!

[@gukbunnyy6660]

You got half of the lyrics wrong is some songs. And also, you wasted your time doing this. On the other hand, so did i. But still, nobody gives a damn, since this has absolutely nothing to do with the video. Take your song stuff somewhere else, like an actual song.

[@lichxeam]

I get it btw its now we got problems

[@grace1822]

oh thx

[@theanderson7201]

Lion Gardner Did did that happen

[@momosabeeh961]

Lion Gardner best ever mix

[@herospaces4114]

1:50 R.I.P.💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@deleted-ev5cp]

4:09 his head was in the Segway stick that's how he died

[@phoneguy4237]

Dan said that the map called a funny map wasn’t funny but he laughed

[@iputkidsinsoup]

Ironic right?

[@Shoto-_]

It was gross

[@counterizerblx1955]

WHOOOOOOOOOO GO TEAM TDM

[@iputkidsinsoup]

"My leg came off, that is kinda unfortunate" - Dan tdm 2019-

[@shynu46]

OCHA noodle you mean dantdm 2016?

[@GdMan11.]

exactly

[@iputkidsinsoup]

@@shynu46 umm no?

[@iputkidsinsoup]

@@the1sler boi what year u live in

[@johnnymantle79]

Kenosha Noodle who’s that

[@CameronMills-du9gi]

Hey guys when he said leave a thumbs up mine lit up for some reason

[@RollingJim]

7:00 “We did it, we did it! *sheep noise*

[@Real_sneaky]

Hi I love amongus

[@Maingirl-zd6gj]

I have a diamond! I have a Minecart UGH! Diamond Minecart!😂

[@cheesycheetah76]

Maingirl 1234 that is really similar to pen pineapple Apple pen

[@ryank7603]

Maingirl 1234 I love that

[@SluggishRain]

That Is Somular To Pen Pineapple Apple Pen

[@kitticorns465]

Maingirl 1234 I have a rude version of that! Wanna hear it? If so click the 'read more button' I have a pen.... I have an island.... UH! Penisland

[@kazemir880]

cheesycheetah76 it is.

[@SelfDevoted]

I love dantdms videos so much I just can't stop laughing 😂

[@DjFRiezy]

Back after so long. I grew up on this😢

[@cookieeyt]

10:39 When you found your toy that you lost for years

[@lukefarry8295]

Another Epic Video Dan, keep up the good work !!!!

[@hankzoccole9537]

6:00 the time is 7.77 seconds. WOW

[@hankzoccole9537]

The time played in the level

[@WolfPackztheultimate]

He got 3.33 3 times once.

[@senecabusby5774]

hi everybody

[@sbachorski]

booty

[@momtazbanu1886]

Nathan TV goggle

[@NoobGameDev2]

This intro is Iconic

[@speedytrav2176]

I LOVE Your UR VIDS THERE THE BEST

[@birdites]

$10'00 ugreed

[@harrystewart6739]

i sooooooooooooooo agreey he is the best vid makee eeeeeeeevvvvveeeeeeerrrrrrrrrr dan

[@birdites]

..

[@thatonekid8349]

Agreed

[@kellined4821]

hi

[@shmoppl3320]

6:00 anyone else notice that it says 7.77 seconds?

[@xoxoAsha]

i did

[@GAME-jn1ft]

It means he is lucky lol

[@levijones4405]

The nostalgia, I think I have rebooted my childhood. The intro, the voice, the hair, MY CHILDHOOD

[@Charlieburgers10]

some say he is still stuck, the bals will hold him there forever

[@ari19720]

0:28 Dan: might actually bust our funny bone out Actually, i might bust my bones out 😉

[@robertominecraftrobloxjj8880]

hi sans

[@SgtPineBox]

I NEED AN ARMY OF SANS TO SUBSCRIBE TO MY CHANNEL

[@ari19720]

Roberto Minecraft lol

[@ari19720]

papyrus skelebones why my army if you already have a bone army?

[@funnybones9538]

B O N E

[@thekarion3024]

Dan is a Cannibal confirmed

[@_fox3srlife_aj593]

Haha :)

[@iswa646]

Just what I was thinking

[@silver5563]

Who thinks dan is the best 👇🏻

[@LeppernTakesWs]

YYYYYAAAAAAASSSSSS

[@lisaz3800]

MEEEEE!

[@MADDDIIIBBYYY]

Neh u.u

[@MADDDIIIBBYYY]

Meh u.u

[@IshyIn1080p]

The way he’s so exited about eating the humans makes me think he’s done it before

[@user-ud3ei4hv7u]

5:59 he finished in 7.77 seconds

[@Serious5GamingS5G]

God is on his side

[@Lctolmak]

@@Serious5GamingS5G lol

[@4thDimensionalTopHat]

6:53 this part out of context💀

[@yeboi_shrub5850]

make your own maps dan

[@starts1928]

5:57 That score tho

[@joelenford9977]

do more happy wheels.pls!!!!

[@daniellampert3070]

I just want my best friend

[@doctorcathleenm.schmitt1371]

Who watched in 2017

[@dillan4746]

At 8:52 I listened to it with my eyes closed and laughed so hard ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I'm sorry xD

[@westoncurtis361]

The Diamond Minecart\\ DanTDM Best KZbinr Ever

[@mango.recycle]

RLY?

[@marathenekojin6393]

Oh my god 😭😂

[@riley-callofdutyrocketleag2719]

God help me

[@raspfairies]

omg

[@Blommer320]

in 11:10 The text is in romanian and writes ''was it so hard?''

[@AgentMango1]

Great cooking Dan

[@GradyDP]

The old intro gives me such nostalgia!

[@LegHair2008]

Same

[@Skatch-ke7hv]

Same

[@fnafmostlysongs6146]

Deez nuts

[@HowToDoUselessStuff]

i love how dan is just casually cooking innocent people

[@drunkpepsican5849]

Try some father and son activities with Asher! rainbow staircases are perfect!

[@yacodyt4494]

Unless he falls and asher sees all the blood XD

[@drunkpepsican5849]

@@yacodyt4494 OH GOD! THIS ISN'T CLICKBAIT ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

[@yacodyt4494]

@@drunkpepsican5849 yes

[@drunkpepsican5849]

@@yacodyt4494 EVILLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[@beatsado6529]

THAT INTRO!!!!

[@colossaltitan3546]

I remember markiplier playing that level called a funny map! :D

[@VapingWithJay]

Ye

[@skeppyfake4542]

I don’t watch him cuss he curses

[@skeppyfake4542]

But ye

[@wae501]

Where's that video

[@itsatdog2577]

3:55 i laughed so hard XD

[@MHADeku1_YT]

Same😂

[@hilikeundertale]

You noob

[@bigfatclown8989]

1:08 how i feel about tik tok

[@smoresplayzroblox2568]

11:25 legends say he still remains stuck there

[@MrJohncena33]

Dantdm at 4:14 subway man head pop off that's why he dead

[@chloebutcher9780]

11:20 Translation: Was that hard? Language: Romanian

[@garymckie3982]

Yarararaes

[@nightmaredreamer9092]

Noice

[@boazwong344]

2:27 Did anybody else see the word "Butt"?

[@xoxoAsha]

i see it

[@GAME-jn1ft]

s

[@rednblack7072]

Yes I did 1000000 times

[@RandomCrapMachine]

LEL DUDE it’s button tho ;-;

[@vincentbangert6619]

Butt

[@undercovermao]

Dan makes me smile and I didn’t realize that until an ad came on

[@yeetowiwisilly]

Toxic_BanditWizend yup the same

[@kimbuster7969]

your vids are awesome

[@Autistic_Groundsloth]

10:30 dantdm funny face

[@shannonwilson1997]

Dan: ima put everything in *he falls into the blender and thinks he’s still out side it* Dan: ok let’s start... wait... IM IN IT?!?! me: oof

[@siren_gaming8565]

The cooking level just made me hungry lol 😂