HOW TO COOK LIKE A GIRL FAILURE 【Shiori Novella / HololiveEN】

[@lerneanlion]

At this point, I am surprised that Miss Novella does not get to have a collaboration with Giri yet.

[@crypticlord1093]

That would be a funny stream

[@MYsolomate]

I think they would burn youtube in addition of giri's kitchen.. 😂😂😂

[@canoa223]

The Universe is not ready for those two to be together

[@VRGUILE]

or at least cooking collab with haachama

[@Are_They_Wololoing]

Or a collab with how to basic

[@JackdotC]

She really chose the worst possible lighting to show of the ingredients and make them look as bad as possible

[@tacticallemon7518]

i sat here thinking “she live in a nightclub?”

[@flaming_water8603]

lol almost as bad as fury’s canoe’s radioactive food

[@ghost35789]

it's giving crime scene vibes

[@Itisbeejoe]

It’s purple, the meat is purple

[@Dominator150395]

You know you're off to a great fucking start when she can't even positively identify what animal the meat came from.

[@Furluge]

When you are single, frozen and canned veg is a life saver. It's so hard to go through even a small bag all by yourself.

[@then00brathalos]

step 1 : Cook slightly wet rice/dry porridge. Step 2 : Open a can of braised peanuts, a can of pickled lettuce. Step 3 (optional) : Add fermented bean curd and/or salted eggs There you go, the single meal of a South east asian when you are lazy af to cook. AKA what my granddad used to eat

[@rearedlogarithm]

I keep a large bag of frozen vegetables so that whenever my roommate wants to do something like Zatarains or other one pot dishes I can add a cup of veggies to the pot. It's also great for doing fried rice dishes, you don't even need to defrost them before adding them to the wok and cooking them.

[@jin12345678]

or, cut them up and freeze in ziploc bags, which is what I do. I always have bags of frozen kale and green onions in my freezer

[@loafbreadizwholesomeuwu1555]

You could' have a easy cook meal or buy something in a cheap restaurant... Why frozen vegetables though...

[@ikaros9727]

This feels like Haachama 1.5 Not as bad as Haachama, but bad enough for you to feel like stopping her from adding more ingredients

[@dearickangelonej.legaspi6686]

Atleast with Hachama we knew what to expect, this..... This is just an affront to humanity

[@InformerMaz]

@@dearickangelonej.legaspi6686To be fair, not at first. Seeing her develop from Haato into Haachama-chama was one of the most interesting developments ever. When living in Australia, you either have to adapt or survive I guess 😆

[@JJMomoida]

Seeing vtubers don fucking hazmat suits or whatever to very awkwardly cook stuff live is exactly what I'm here for.

[@lofwyr5063]

My kidneys turned half into salt from thinking about the bacon alone.

[@Yuki-wys39]

I worry that this hot pot is still sitting somewhere in her kitchen 😅

[@DailyDoseOfShiorin]

bestie other things could still be sitting somewhere in her kitchen ahaahhah

[@raimyonlinewarrior236]

​@@DailyDoseOfShiorinimagine Shiori and Haachama cooking collab.🤢🤮🤧🥵

[@oofspoofthekingofoof3413]

​@raimyonlinewarrior236 this aged well 😂

[@mickaelrocher8121]

At least the pot is clean

[@orctrihar]

​@@raimyonlinewarrior236 They would create a plaque to end humanity

[@grubik8166]

as long as she does the moe moe kyun its gud to eat

[@viewerawesome]

Oh I always love a good Shiroi cooking clip/video, thanks!

[@rigen97]

I love her so much she's perfect

[@krispynico960]

I just love how she introduces her ingredients like its skit

[@jacobwumbo827]

Shiorin~!~ For those that don't know: Add mushrooms first because they can't be overcooked and they just develop more flavor over time. Add carrots because they take a long time to cook, especially if they're thick cut like Shiori's and have the skin on. Beef and bacon can be added last and will cook to an edible extent in like 3-5 min, depending on how done you want them. Ramen noodles last because they cook quickly and overcook very quickly. Honestly not the best food combo, especially in those proportions, but God will have mercy on your soul so don't worry.

[@asteriskonline3494]

Thanks. Didn't know that Mushrooms don't overcook. Imma try that in our next hotpot

[@thewhalekikan2294]

as someone who does this as my job, this damaged me on all levels thank you.

[@ItzHair389]

I'm really gonna need a Shiori/Haachama cooking collab now...

[@xennomorph]

Today's ur lucky day, it's happening

[@orctrihar]

The rule of the univers will not resist them

[@dragonmanj]

I'm suddenly reminded of an ancient video in which someone ended up making something so horrible it was just pixelated out. I think they called it a health potion? I don't know.

[@Mochachocakon]

Man, and some people wonder why so many vtubers vibe with Asmongold

[@ikki_asura]

Thank you for the Shiorium

[@JReeces]

Seeing as how Henmama wants her to apologize to Asmongold, she should make his $2 steak recipe as an apology collab.

[@rosfell00]

Not gonna lie I would learn to cook if that's what it takes to keep this dork alive, I'm truly worried...

[@honsuaman8743]

yeah, she is just mixing things, because she can. Also I bet because she added so much that many pieces were not cover by water it will be partially raw and partially overcooked. It looks really dangerous

[@SargentGunnery]

Thanks for the clip!

[@katsenberg3036]

She is crazy. I see why so many people can't get enough of her

[@juancarlosjopialazo3131]

This stream was cursed, like mysta rías cooking leves of cursed

[@RecoveringLoLAddict]

Boilling bacon should be considered food heresy.

[@batboy555]

This is a pot of sadness.

[@wrestlerwannabe]

Why am I more irked at the abysmal amount of pepper she cracked into the pot?

[@KittenCritters]

Yeah putting such a small amount of pepper won’t make any taste difference at all. Would have to add at least double the amount

[@The_hat_]

It’s minute 7:57 and I still have no idea what is she supposed to be cooking

[@thegoldexperience8340]

Mmm, gotta love some radioactive ingredients

[@stratoz9]

The lighting makes it look unappetizing lol

[@Furluge]

For anyone wondering, with food you typically want to have warm lighting. (Yellow) as opposed to daylight (blue) flights when filming food. It's recommended to keep the color temp around 2700K to 4000K. 4500K+ are usually the realm of daylight bulbs.

[@PlasticGlues]

Futurecanoe would be proud

[@victorchan1187]

She may be an archiver, but a failure cook for a future wife. :/

[@smugstrawberry2223]

Cant wait for the phase connect collab.

[@KingObaeron]

Never let Shiori meet Haachama

[@NormanReaddis]

That collab is cooking don't worry.

[@pan5875]

Or Millie or kotoka 💀

[@renapper9962]

Is it odd that I find her cooking style absolutely adorable?

[@Korone-sama]

Screw fixing her, she can destroy me

[@ComplexMotivations]

Literally all you need to save this, is some onions, a little tomato paste, brown them both then everything. Maybe toss in a couple of bay leaves. Done, simmer for 2 hours and you get a legit stew.

[@jackknight1899]

I need to watch Iroha and Mio cooking stream after this

[@TemjinZero]

...She just... boils... everything? I mean yea it's likely very safe to eat... but... taste? Texture? She might as well just IV drip some nutrient bags or something... I suppose at least she used some salt and pepper?

[@Meowth666]

Mmm boiled steak...

[@subnatural5341]

7:59 "Oh thank god I don't have potatoes." 9:41 "Oh and I still have potatoes from the hamburger stream."

[@simpledj509chromo7]

Shiori is the ideal wife and you cannot convince me otherwise.

[@gabrulel]

This food is beyond deaaad

[@LemonRush7777]

Ah, yes. Mysterious Substance X.

[@magos3176]

What the blyin did I just witness? My brain hurts.... lol

[@fosted8173]

Not as cursed as Haachama, but she's a close competitor xD

[@EagerAlligator-xh3wj]

Watching the first minute and im already scared

[@jaqf]

girl dinner

[@1khaitoh]

"It's dead" I mean it's meat, it's a dead animals part. "I've been defrosting for a week" Da hell, was it frozen in an Iceberg or something 😂 I'm no cook but shouldn't you boil the meat first then remove those things that float on the surface of the broth? Anyways, dunno why but it seems appetizing to me, and I'm not even a novelite.

[@Chomuzuke]

imagine giri cooking with shiori, scarle and kotoka

[@21BearPapa]

I can hear Steven He's dad.... FAILURE!

[@mickaelrocher8121]

Welcome to another épisode of " what the Fuck are you doing,shiori ?!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[@brandywinebridget]

go big or go home shiorin-dump the mushrooms consume

[@Paveway-chan]

4:56 So we can now confirm that Shiori secretly works for the SCP Foundation? She clearly got that meat off of SCP-401

[@Sisidiehebwi]

Never let her near your carrot

[@Justmaq31]

Yeah it's a hearty soup it gave me heart atk imagine the taste 😭😂

[@justiron2999]

She's just like her fans.

[@kaze0fox]

At least we can cook thank goodness.

[@justiron2999]

@@kaze0fox speak for yourself

[@redohealer2]

Put some together for the girls and be sure to tell them it's safe

[@JTBassvocals]

I wonder what Kanatan would say if she so chooses to watch this?

[@ora5799]

The only time i have seen more morbid meat was in a futurecanoe video

[@urmommahouse494]

I learned to cook because I dont expect my partner to be able to cook

[@headphonics3052]

These are my beef opinions steak medium rare: fine (good even) ground beef medium rare: I was always taught that this was OK, but could be problematic. (Never researched further)

[@animelover-pg2lx]

Authentic soup. The important thing is the effort. Very nice!!! 🥲🥲🥲🥲

[@sk31370n]

at this point it could also be long pork

[@jaybee9213]

I wonder if there is a vtuber that do cooking streams and chops vegetables so fast like a 5 star chef

[@yedhukrishna855]

Yes, her name is Onigiri

[@tsukuneboy]

Guys, you can't fix her!!

[@sanadabiege3789]

Looks radioactive 9.8/teen

[@LosDog]

Huh that's the same pot that went missing at my house.

[@raznaak]

Wait wait wait... "Defrosting for A WEEK"???

[@_wmd_]

Pleased Haachama noises

[@smozaf]

Expired food? seems like a collab opportunity with FutureCanoe

[@shades2all]

so when is the cooking collab with kronii

[@HikkuRikku]

She needs to pair up with someone that can cook for her. sheesh.

[@einwolt]

I hate vulgar yab content but shiori is somehow able to make it feel kinda wholesome or something, a person trying their best to filter themselves is funny

[@Slugbunny]

Oh No count? Many. 😹

[@SilverRonald]

We need Uncle Roger to review this

[@whitestararmada103]

id eat that only if shiori is the desert ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@ThMrksman]

I both love and hate this.

[@tiedyediscoguy4450]

peeled carrots are for the weak

[@yourvenparianen5390]

No wonder these girls are streamers...they can't do anything else 😂😂😂

[@Dogan_TM]

The songs overlapping is a little distracting.

[@feline_2618]

Is the sound effect at 6:22 from a poker game?

[@chaos2inferno]

Who wants to be a millionaire

[@feline_2618]

@@chaos2inferno Thanks.

[@ArcaneMaiden]

S-she's not as str0nk as Haachama, right? W-we can lock the kitchen, r-right? D:

[@PnoyBlargh]

This is the most heaviest thing I’ve ever seen.

[@blaze.L]

36 seconds in and I am just.....hmmmmmm.......HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

[@orctrihar]

Thanks god I'm naturally better than her at making food

[@bernddasbrot7244]

HUH whats that even?

[@4566Iggy]

What the hell is this?

[@gwenlemuelzamora652]

wtf is this

[@boredgamer7841]

I refuse to believe this is not acting. Nobody can be this bad at rudementary cooking in their early-mid twenties.

[@MisterHoHo]

Just my personal Opinion. I think if you want to do a irl cooking stream, at least learn how to hold the knife properly. We don't want to see anyone getting hurt :C

[@arizona_anime_fan]

it's a safty knife. the type of knife little kids use.

[@MisterHoHo]

so does it not have an edge? or is it dull but sharp enough to cut veggies and stuff? never owned a safety knife before.@@arizona_anime_fan