How to Crush a Job Interview

[@JoseMartinez-wr9jn]

"Your right i dont see u here in a year" 💀

[@headshotE10]

was thinking the same thing 😂😂😂

[@itzdettagirl1843]

Right😂

[@xiaamore178]

Lmaoooooo

[@NobleWolf33]

Frs

[@lulubayou1897]

Lmaooo

[@praisethelord8750]

Interviewer: “Uh, sorry, what do you mean by that exactly?” “I really don’t even know bro, I just heard it on a KZbin short”

[@borntodoit8744]

Me : How to throw away a interview? KZbinr : well you could mix your mediocre interview performance with something that obviously sounds too exceptional for you.

[@roxrequiem2935]

From what little I learn from management class is that a company has a feedback system that operates on a criteria, this is often called as the balance score card by management lingo. The question is posed as such that it gleans into information as to the criteria of how you will be assessed. Although this dude is more focused on making a lasting impression to the HR officer by making them rack their brains imagining you in their workplace.

[@demikpre]

Frfr because the real questions we need to ask they can't answer anyhow that would be for hr 😂 benefits, 401ks , stocks etc

[@tilly3702]

Its a truly stupid question. They would know your the right fit cause your still working there. And lets not kid ourselves. If you apply to a place you know more or less what kind of work your going to be doing. What it comes down to, is can you do that work properly, efficiently, what are your qualifications, and what is your availability. And even then, qualifications only matter for jobs that require a college education like being a doctor, because there are so many other people trying to get the same job as you. But if your applying to your local grocery store, the only thing they really care about is your availability. If you can work full time, six days a week, including weekends, theyll hire you on the spot.

[@cosmicdust1111]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@TechOutAdam]

Manager: “I won’t be here a year from now”

[@elev8podcast]

😂😂😂

[@cwrevenant]

Me: because I'll be the one in your place

[@whackytobaccy3316]

Walmart managers now

[@Choryrth]

@Zhanger "this place is a freaking, hellscape."

[@jesica9540]

Hahahaha

[@noahhendrickson5672]

Asking questions DURING the interview is the best. Don't wait till just the end. Turning the interview into a conversation makes you stand out

[@dogwoodfan777]

I wish I was built that way. I can't even carry on a conversation about the weather.

[@foreignwarren7361]

As a potential dumbass

[@Noname-uk9mu]

@@dogwoodfan777 exactly I'm the same I never have anything to say to anyone.

[@Ripley_E]

I agree 💯. It shows you are interested and can carry a conversation. You can address your additional questions at the end. You should always have questions. Research the company they love when you do your homework. It shows you care and are willing to go the extra mile.

[@livinglifeleona]

It's good to be picky at an interview. The conversation is both ways because you're evaluating them just as much as they are evaluating you. Chances are they already have your resume and know your background. They just want to see that you're alive, breathing, warm, and able to work while fitting in with their team. Pick up the vibe and run with it. Ask questions like "why did the last person leave this position?" and "how would you track my progress in this position so that I know I'm on track?" Be open and vulnerable so they can see you're a real person and not just someone trying to fit a mold. Get what you WANT. :)

[@darktealglasses]

Hands up for those who come here just the day before the actual interview like me? 😂

[@okallup8012]

Try day of lol

[@costaricalivin]

ayyye me too!!!

[@SumRandomDood]

shit in here 1 1/2 hrs b4 the interview 🤣

[@livilu4443]

literally leaving the house in three minutes

[@PraiseGod671]

Lol got an interview tomorrow😂

[@jaredrussell4064]

That is an excellent question. I always did the "polite" (mostly due to social anxiety) but at my most recent interview I asked questions like, "what is the best thing someone can do in the first month here to be successful in this the position" It was my best interview ever and I got the job.

[@livinglifeleona]

Yay! SA sucks but you kicked it to the curb. :)

[@iamthestormthatisapproaching69]

Damn, that's a great question! Not only does it lead to looking interested in it, but to them it'll look like they'd want to know more about the company, which is the impression I want out of them.

[@iCreamDonuts]

Definitely going to use this one for tomorrows interview.

[@philippeb4126]

@@iCreamDonutsme too

[@namjotsingh]

Going to use this one tommorow. Thanks ❤

[@bigboldbicycle]

At an interview many years ago, my question was: "when do I start". It got a smile out of them at least. I did get the job in the end too.

[@sincerelysavi6999]

😂 I’m totally using this in about an hour, this is so my personality and I want to be able to highlight that

[@theat.martinez9531]

I did this too, at my first fulltime job at a electronics store. It made the proprietor laugh and the female manager smiled. They called me a few days after and started immediately

[@gloobery]

​@@sincerelysavi6999😂 how did it go?

[@jarie9689]

@@sincerelysavi6999 did you get the job, sis?! Rooting for you! I have an interview in the next 2 hours and I’m a bit nervous

[@Chocoooooo]

@@sincerelysavi6999 how did it go

[@tint6625]

I tried this and he took me to the back and broke both of my legs .

[@apollo180]

Good lord where did you got interviewed. 😂

[@aisha2luv464]

Lol

[@girl_from_everywhere]

Oh my gosh 😂

[@JjHd-hv5de]

??do you mean u did it?

[@ApolloTheUltimate]

@@apollo180 blud got interviewed by a cartel 💀

[@serenalinn]

I asked a similar question in an interview. "What was it about my resume that set me apart and made you think I would be a good fit for your team?" They didn't interview all applicants. They were hand chosen by the Nurse Manager and her assistant. They both explained to me all the qualities that they were looking for that my experience gave me. The interview ended with them selling me to themselves. I got a job offer the next day. For those of you working in healthcare, you know that's rare! Good questions can make all the difference!

[@meenafarah]

That’s awesome!

[@pamelaanneolive3557]

Ohhhh I'm totally using this one lol

[@birchcakes]

When I get asked if I have any questions I always reply with "Where do babies come from?". It's a bold move that asserts dominance over the interviewers. They usually give a standing ovation at the end. It really works. I highly recommend it to anyone trying to get on that sigma grindset.

[@JellyMelodies]

😂

[@Ajcarter95]

No

[@MrBalancelight]

😂😂😂

[@thehumancrumb.668]

I say" what's your opinion on the political and economical state of the world right now"

[@MadHeadzOz]

I can't decide whether i find this funny or not. Definitely one of the more interesting trolling comments I've come across.

[@FranchiseSIX5]

Or they think “You’re right. We can’t. Thank you for coming in”

[@Jessie-jm4eo]

Lmfaoooo 😂😂😂😂

[@freethinkeroutsider134]

Mindset matters says. spys say don't think like a spy. If you can convince yourself and believe it. You become it and others believe you. If you believe it will change you good or bad negative or positive

[@freethinkeroutsider134]

@@Jessie-jm4eo if you doubt you're self other's will also doubt you to

[@Mandite]

💀💀

[@poopmcgee8514]

@@Mandite stop bro’s just tryna be positive 😂🤣

[@Katiee0592]

A job interview is an opportunity for *the company **_and_** the employer* to interview each other. People seem to forget this. You're there to interview them and ensure the job is a good fit for you too. You should ALWAYS ask questions, be confident in yourself and know you don't have to take the job if you don't want to. You have options. You're a valuable addition and any business/ company would be lucky to have you.

[@Tidasthompson]

I’m not… I just need that money

[@awesomecatvideos4723]

Lol 😂 ​@@Tidasthompson

[@awesomecatvideos4723]

Shame we have to be told this.

[@lawofthesun]

If you ask too many questions, the assumption from the employer is that you did not research about the job properly

[@creek1996]

i always ask "what was your most rewarding experience within your role here" and i love every answer i've gotten

[@Screeno1986]

Thats a good one

[@stevenspangler7587]

another great answer.

[@SuzannaKiraly]

Yeah. I think it's good to ask questions that will make them feel good rather than questions that will put them on the spot and make them feel uncomfortable (even though they do that to you) :-)

[@creek1996]

@@SuzannaKiraly well that’s the whole idea. Whether I have been to restaurant or IT/cybersecurity interviews, I always am the one on the spot and to have a small opportunity to turn it around on them (politely) is refreshing and I love getting to hear about some of the cool things they have done to assist customers/clients. But I have been at this same cybersecurity job for a few years now and although I was under qualified, they could see an actual human who cared about his craft/skill set and wanted to apply it in a proper setting, and that I had some social skills and asked a ton of questions.

[@GarethRiffStevens]

this is a better question to ask.

[@giauchiha90]

The last time I was asked this my question was "how do you like working here" I led to a small fun conversation and then my interview ended. I got hired a few days later.

[@WouldntULikeToKnow.]

Now *that* is a good question.

[@tapiacortes2686]

Ima use this instead of what i just saw

[@merricat3025]

I guess that's a good question. What if they don't like working there. I've worked at jobs and I don't like and I don't know what I'd say if somebody asked me that in an interview

[@JB-pw2rl]

I like that because it creates rapport and is far more personable, there is no wrong answer to that so the interviewer will feel more comfortable and you’ve given them an avenue to open up to you

[@strength4147]

Bro... So simple yet so impactful thanks for sharing with us.

[@JKonFilm]

Them: “oh I saw that Instagram too”

[@NathanPalmer]

Lol! It’s possible but people should be asking questions either way.

[@zhumusic-ng9tr]

I wouldn't even want the job after that.

[@Sona77.]

😂😂

[@GioVargasMachuca]

On my last interview I said “when do I start?” We all had a good laugh, I got the job. Three years strong.

[@Jessie-jm4eo]

Nice one!!👏🏼👏🏼

[@playversetv3877]

i guess ill ask that too

[@crysss4245]

@@playversetv3877did u?

[@ShawnFX]

​@@playversetv3877 how did go bro?

[@justineabrera6191]

Thank you for the tip 😅

[@TheEnfadel]

Interviewer: "ah, you're trying to manipulate me based on podcast pseudoscience. have a nice day"

[@newerest1]

Seriously, this is like PUA bs to 'mindhack' a girl into going home with you.

[@zerolelouch22]

@@newerest1 lmao trust me no employer is gonna diss you for trying your hardest to get a job. Stuff like this works; it shows you give half a shit

[@chyty1041]

Not pseudoscience. This is real. You get the interviewer to visualize that they hired you. That’s no mind tricks it’s just smart. You are bringing everything together for them mentally.

[@johnfry5710]

its a psychological phenomenon much like the "Don't think about blue bicycles" trick

[@zalien6]

If you think about what he said when the interviewer answers they'll be basically giving you a checklist of what they'd want you to do in about a years time... You're welcome, slow one. 👊

[@chrisleguen2813]

I always treat the interviewer as if I'm interviewing them as well, it's not about me getting a job it's about me getting a job I actually want to stay in for a company I actually want to work for

[@Sgtmajorsir]

Yes, indeed. I used to do a ton of research on the company and anything in the news within the last year or two. And it usually ended up that the person did not know what I was talking about or had no comment or no interest in the question. Very sad. Especially when you don't get the job and put in the work

[@hiatusHD]

@F Nigs cringe? So I assume you are a bottom feeder and burst of a joy at a job being offered to you on the spot by a company with a high turn over rate. But yes, treating an "interview" as discovery for both sides is definitely cringe.. Enjoy dads credit card while it lasts.

[@That-Truck-Guy22]

@F Nigs how is that cringe? Stay broke like a bum you clown!

[@TheCompdept]

Lol I like how your phrasing it like. It's a new concept you've come up with and no one's ever thought of interviewing the interviewer before. Even this videos of certain ridiculous. It's human nature. You can't predict people. You do the best interview ever but you can remind them of somebody they hate or somebody they like. Interviews are no different than being pulled over by a police officer and wondering how this ticket or non-ticket is going to go. Or maybe even more reminiscent of a waitress. Some people want coffee topped off every 10 seconds and other people don't need to come back to the table ever. It is hilariously incredulous when people assume they know how to handle a social interaction.

[@hiatusHD]

@@TheCompdept are you some angst teenager or something? How is this even something for you to complain about. All the person was doing was leaving a comment on the video of how they handle their interviews. Not claiming it's some new never before seen information, you created that in your head. It seems you have some internal issues to work on. If an interview didn't go how you wanted it to, you were never in control of the conversation.

[@LIV32D13AN0TH3RDAY]

You are supposed to say, “when do I start” 😂 worked for me!

[@TheSphongleface]

Yup. Simple. No fancy bs, just plain respectable interest.

[@Addwater4444]

Good one!

[@Woohchaiell]

This

[@Tinaburnerike]

No I’ll use this!

[@anthonylawrence5056]

This should've been the question in the video

[@Credit_Fraud_Committer]

i’ve gotten almost every job i’ve applied for in my industry (trucking) by showing up 10 minutes early, dressing in uniform, and bringing a notebook with questions already written down. ask them questions, write down what they say. it shows you’re attentive to the interview and are being selective in your job choice, making sure you have all the information.

[@purplehearts5938]

I would do this, but because I'm 16 and applying for my first job, would the interviewer not think I'm weird or trying too hard?

[@dashthedashingone]

​@@purplehearts5938personally, as a 19 year old going after another job now, at the least showing up earlier than scheduled already shows the interviewer you're serious about the job

[@dashthedashingone]

​@@purplehearts5938when it comes to securing your first job or any job even, you want to stand out, even if it means going a bit to the extreme (like this dude writing questions FOR the interviewer) so all options are on the table

[@CarlosRodriguez-yt9rv]

@@purplehearts5938it doesn’t hurt to ask at least one question or two to the interview, but it may come off as too hard if you ask too many questions. This is coming from my experience job hunting. However, be careful about what you ask to the interviewer. This is coming from my personal experience job hunting. If you’ve already gotten your job, congratulations! If you haven’t yet or are looking for a new job, I hope my insight helped!

[@jayjai5499]

​@purplehearts5938 yeah I think so , minus the notebook everything is good U can just prepare one or two questions beforehead

[@dajointguy9905]

I always ask, "How do you ensure the success of your employee's?" And watch them scramble to come up with something, 9/10 they cant come up with anything and i always got the job

[@nomnomnommy2955]

Really? Do they not feel butthurt that you’re the one asking questions?

[@zackeryholtz5569]

@@nomnomnommy2955 if they are then don’t work for them. The point of an interview is for you to find the right job for you. Don’t fit into their description.

[@Keepgoing9919]

@@nomnomnommy2955 usually asserting your dominance is a good thing. Just by asking them a hard question it shows them that you’re competent and don’t need to be babysat on the job

[@kkpatino]

so how’s the job hunt goin?

[@unholyecho7914]

@@nomnomnommy2955 always gotta ask questions how are you going to negotiate your pay rate without yours and their inference

[@charliecoplestone9694]

Said ‘I think we covered everything’ in my last 2 interviews, got both lmao

[@GIJew]

Yep. If you haven't made yourself stand out by the time they ask you for questions, you probably won't get the job anyways. I rarely ask questions at the end. And if I do, it's for some trivial matters like report times, office structure, etc. In the 13 years I've spent at my current company I've landed every single promotion I've interviewed for and didn't ask questions on like 90% of the interviews. Hell, even before I came to my current company I never asked questions on the interview and always got the job. Asking questions like these also don't help. They've heard them a million times before you, and will throw you a curveball to see if you even understand what you're asking or if you're just asking it because some guy on the internet told you it will make you sound sophisticated. 99% will fail that test, make a fool out of themselves, and screw themselves out of the job completely. Good looks and a little confidence go a lonnnnng way :)

[@georgek8182]

Yea, you probably have shit jobs lol

[@dscvered]

@@GIJew Good looks ? so genetics ? if i’m ugly i won’t get a job? what kind of dumb shit is that ?

[@BlackHoleSpain]

@@GIJew Promotions? What's that?

[@droolingpine9658]

I literally interviewed once and the lady physically recoiled when i told her that I thought she covered everything. You never know

[@raffelsmith9435]

Great follow up questions: -What do the day to day operations look like? -What can a newly hired employee do to be more prepared for his first day? -What is considered the hardest aspect of this position? I do everything I can to make the interviews that I've been in a two way conversation. Its kinda like you're interviewing them in a way.

[@doctadrey3000]

Foreman: "what are you some kinda fancy schmancy fruitcake? grab a shovel and get to work sally boy"

[@Abbiedan58]

Very accurate 😂

[@porttill4957]

Sally boyy

[@Kraze777]

I asked an interviewee if he has any questions for me one time. He thought for a second and said “tell me a little bit about yourself.” Hahaha

[@TheUplate]

Ohhh, how the tables have turned haha, seriously though, it's good to know some things about your boss, but I doubt he or she would give away anything in an interview that'd make someone turn the job down.

[@APersonOnYouTubeX]

I’d honestly just give some basic info and then say he has a good sense of humour He will be a notable one on my list of interviewees

[@HigherQualityUploads]

lol I'll be using that at my next interview

[@InnerDness]

You should have said "That's not a question, GET OUT OF MY SIGHT"

[@caiminlaws7029]

@@APersonOnKZbinX 🧢

[@GeraldAlonzoMourning]

“Well let’s see how your first day goes and we’ll go from there” that would be the response that I would expect after asking that question lol

[@jeffgoldblum2336]

Everytime I think I will do all this cool stuff in a interview and then I just clam up lol

[@race8810]

That’s why you write thing down 😉

[@paigeywaigey96]

I’m the same way 🤦🏼‍♀️😂

[@JoshuaMichael53]

This is why I love KZbin shorts and KZbin as a whole. The information it provides is incredibly intuitive and helpful. Props to this man for aiding others in writing their resume's. The type of content I want to see blow up.

[@stevenm4562]

Employer: "Do you have any questions?" Applicant: "Yes, where is your bathroom?" Employer: thinks to himself "Dang he's good!"

[@taterthot1184]

That’s a pretty good question because it makes the interviewer imagine you going to the bathroom in the workplace. That guarantees you the job!

[@yossidukarker4508]

Interviewer: "Do you have any questions?" Me: "yes, what color is your Bugatti?"

[@H-thusle]

Bruh😂

[@G00gLe_was_my_idea989]

"do you have any questions for me?" "Can I have some of those staples?" "Umm....sure here ya go" **Eats a handful** thanks, see ya on Monday 😃

[@taterthot1184]

@Blu Dew loool made my day lmfaooooo your definitely getting the job 😉. Let me know if you do hahaha

[@brysonmclellan5374]

“Bro it’s just seasonal help”

[@ifiwantyoutofeel]

Sir this is Wendy's

[@borntodoit8744]

Yes but think big ! You start off washing up...in a year you COULD be CEO!!! Well.... maybe

[@Sona77.]

So funny 😂

[@friendlyneighborhoodspider3962]

I think my interviewer typically wants to gtfo of there as much as I do.

[@CrazyKuwaiti.]

Perfect answer

[@leejenkins7184]

Absolutely.

[@darksaya]

Interviewer: “Bro you are a babysitter, chill out”

[@Jimminityjabooboo]

“I ask the questions, I am the captain now”

[@Cantthinkofaname2]

Rofl

[@Alex-us7gp]

Hey that's mutiny.

[@Ucifer69]

I did ask this question and the HR kept asking me what do I mean by the question 🤔 we both were confused then 😃

[@BaccaratRouge540]

😂😂😂

[@MECEY3284]

🤣🤣🤣

[@mrbass093]

😂

[@stephaniemarcos9326]

😂😂

[@rme1383]

Did they hire you ?

[@steadfasttherenowned2460]

Yes! When I go into an interview, I go in with the mindset that I am the one giving the interview, I'm there to interview them to see if they are a right fit for me. Since I started that, I've never not been given a job offer.

[@Nimisum]

😂

[@povsss6726]

😆

[@MX-kg6uw]

I do the same thing. They may not fit what I'm looking regardless of whether that is a job I want. You will be worse off in that toxic environment.

[@juanpanasonio9050]

Dude nobody will say this to your face but I guarentte that if you genuinely behave like this then nobody likes you, like at all. I promise you that behaving like that makes everybody think you are a wanker.

[@steadfasttherenowned2460]

@@MX-kg6uw I haven't had to use the technique in about 10 years now. Found the right place

[@yardz876]

I tried this, they said they didn't see me as a right fit in a years time, thanks a lot! 👍🏾

[@Goulzzz]

Another way to put it to let them know you’re serious is “what would someone in this role in the first year struggle with the most?” It shows them you’re already looking at way to improve yourself before the situation arises

[@ArtyMars]

Yeah have them visualise you struggling and possibly failing that’s fantastic advice 😂

[@voutolliC22]

that's fire cause they're forced to give you a kind of genuine assessment on their part and it also gives u a real heads up good work man

[@eduardosuarez2414]

Better than this video that just sounds like you got advice from a YT short

[@Goulzzz]

@@ArtyMars if thats what you got from that okay lmaoo. As someone with experience in moving up and hiring applicants myself , questions like this engage the interviewer as well as gives the applicant vital information on how to succeed. Working on elevating a possible weakness/struggle from day one, works wonders when it's literally told to you before you even start lmao.

[@douglascollett7775]

Honestly, way better advice that this guy is giving. He just writes resumes that ain’t special

[@gameordeath9464]

I wrote some questions down on a notepad for my first job interview and brought it out after he asked, “Do you have any questions about the job or company as a whole?”. I don’t think he was expecting me to then interview him on my job’s role and responsibilities but I know he liked it cause after I left I immediately got an email about getting the job. Being prepared is looked upon better than just going with the flow.

[@ChristinaBiasca]

It shows you want the job and that you're smart and capable!

[@jermihalia9418]

Well for my first job interview I pretty much did the opposite and I was hired on the spot.

[@jairosoto3445]

Sir, this is a Wendy’s restaurant

[@jstllucky]

One doesn't exclude the other necessarily. I mean, if you actually are in the flow, you gonna be led to get prepared. This is how it works with me. Good point anyway! Preparation always play a role.

[@finallyfamous9628]

Or nobody else showed up for an interview u got the job lmao

[@nwaiwudaniel6997]

Interviewer: "Bruh, you got that from google"

[@nataliaarellano1424]

I did what you said and I actually got the job after asking that question in my interview. Thank you!!!

[@moderngod1]

I did this for a job interview out of 3 other candidates and I got the job because I was the most “mature” and “sharp” one even tho I have a mullet and a beard in a office setting . I’ll probably never meet this dude but I appreciate the advice

[@moderngod1]

I was also one of the only ones to ask questions and be curious about their work - this question really helped with having them notice that.

[@abeNpdx]

The single best end of interview question is actually..."From what you've gathered from my resume and this interview...is there anything you see that makes you feel I'm not qualified for the position? Then watch them go to bat FOR YOU. Catches them off guard and puts them on the spot. MOST people aren't prepared to answer that with anything other than the good things they see in you. It's got me hired EVERY TIME. You're welcome.

[@playversetv3877]

dude at the end i asked for advice and stuff. he checked my resume and hes like nah man ur all good, you seem like a hard worker (ahem i barely had work experience)...and i never heard from him ever since lol

[@EvanDaMedic]

That's the best one I've seen so far

[@BouncyElves]

I once got a job by asking for a tour of the office, then proceeded to talk about how WE could improve as a company, i had the job before we were even done with the tour. So it’s definitely not wrong advice. Make them envision you already working there and the jobs yours.

[@elev8podcast]

That's sick dude! That was a fantastic move on your part!

[@seenitalready]

Sense of ownership in an employee gives investors a hard on for sure lol

[@squiffedallday]

Really depends on the job. Good luck trying this in IT after you bombed the tech questions lol

[@BouncyElves]

@@squiffedallday oh 100% 😂 if your resume is bad or you bomb the interview, nothings going to save you from that disaster unless the place is desperate. I once got asked by an accounting firm I applied too, what’s your spirit animal? first question and I knew I was done for.

[@yoyoyoyoyoyo6]

Waste of time of u don’t get it 😭

[@Keo069]

I did this on my interview last Monday (11/14/2022) and landed the job as a network admin. Thanks!

[@bak8823]

I apply for jobs I don't want or properly won't get , it's amazing how many you get accepted because you have confidence to be yourself

[@romanengelbrecht6717]

Alot of the time its who you know, pretty much most of the jobs ive gotten were from people who knew people and they would tell me to hand my CV to a specific person to get the job, if you go through the normal channels they chuck your CV in the bin or wont bother to even take note of it

[@Spuckeblase]

I applied for some smaller jobs between jobs, telling that they would be just the space filler. Always got them 👌🏼 never EVER talk BS in Interviews, what goes around comes around

[@gregorygan2077]

"If you hire me, how will I be your boss in a year time??!!"

[@kenyarodriguez3853]

LOL THIS THE ONE😂

[@doncorleone7940]

"Do you have any questions?" "Yes?"

[@djacks424]

😂😂😂 idk why this had me giggling so much

[@lisadallaire1979]

😂

[@alZiiHardstylez]

Thank you for the very sensible giggle.

[@cjjonez]

thats a bright response.

[@954cancersurvivor-godsaidn8]

Interviewer: “we need a boy to mop the floors 8-5” This guy: “if you hire me today, how clean do you hope for the floors to be a year from now?”

[@G0DofRock]

"Uhhh yeaaah, the position has sadly already been filled, but thanks for coming in."

[@FranchiseSIX5]

::Loser sound from Price is Right::

[@TheFoolintherainn]

You kids sitting in your mama's basement playing on your sticky Obama phones are criticizing people who work? You're too good to sweep a floor or care about a job? Please don't reproduce

[@TheFoolintherainn]

You kids sitting in your mama's basement playing on your sticky Obama phones are criticizing people who work? You're too good to sweep a floor or care about a job? Please don't reproduce

[@teamhdr1135]

😆

[@KS-wk6uk]

The thing that majority of people don’t understand is that you getting hired is based on the interviewer liking your personality or your looks. Everybody has a type.

[@LaughingInTiny]

Not sure what jobs you're applying for but this is 99% untrue.

[@theoeguia3302]

Hahaha nope. Truck drivers (straight trucks,box trucks,semi trucks or whatever)... The employer does not give a fuck.They need truck drivers badly.

[@terrabiker]

some people don't understand that if you don't know what you're talking about it's ok to stay quiet.

[@TB-vj8ie]

Depends on what ur applying for. Most jobs that require actual skill look for employees with actual skills.

[@michaeless658]

@@LaughingInTiny in sales roles they want personality and looks, so there’s that…

[@nickabbott3081]

As someone who gives interviews regularly, this is bullshit. We just ask if you’ve got any questions so you can ask the questions you may have without feeling uncomfortable. It’s not complicated. It’s 99% likely we already know whether you’ll be recommended for the job or not by the time you get the end of the interview and asking a question doesn’t factor into that at all.

[@doyinsage]

Facts. I'm just looking for competent people who have the technical skills I require. I'm not going to be impressed by whatever question you have at the end of the interview.

[@jacksamuels-hannan2678]

Depends on the company. The one I work for if you don’t have questions at the end then it’s marked against you

[@chadklaren9537]

I've never asked any serious questions when asked normally just say no I don't go looking for jobs to make friends and have conversations I need money to live and they need people willing to work.

[@elijahjenkins846]

Damn thats how I know you higher for entry level jobs.

[@romz1]

Correct, imagine an interview procedure that relies on the final comments lol. Surely the 99% that happened before should determine if someone gets the job. Behavourial and competency are the key factors.

[@louiscampbell1416]

Thanks bro for helping me lock down above average job

[@Andreynazazula]

I always ask “when do I start?” And I always get the job lol confidence always makes them hire you.

[@Qolaj]

That’s true

[@TheRealKCKay]

My mom does this! Works almost every time! I’m definitely doing it next time! 😅

[@jonathanngai5956]

Interviewer: "Nah, I can't visualise, the door is there."

[@Jessie-jm4eo]

Too funny😭😭😭😭

[@DieselJLUx2]

A better question would be, “ what are your expectations of me in 6 and 12 months?” This shows you’re looking for longevity but more importantly, you’re wanting to know how to meet their needs to the best of your ability.

[@DR-br5gb]

You're question is fucking stupid.

[@CurtisOnYoutube]

The word “expectations” makes me think the person is looking for how hard to work and that they may not do anything past that. With what the guy said in the video is more or less the same but it makes me feel like the person being interviewed is like give me what your ideal candidate would do, implying that it is you who will be doing that. I think expectations is more or less the same but in a sentence it made me feel a different way. What do you think? Maybe it’s just me lol

[@DieselJLUx2]

@@CurtisOnKZbin no sir, you’re asking where the expect you to be at developmentally in that amount of time. What you should know and what position they expect you to be able to achieve in that amount of time. It shows them drive.

[@DR-br5gb]

@@DieselJLUx2 Look up the "Dunning Kruger effect" for a better understanding of how you come off right now.

[@CurtisOnYoutube]

@@DieselJLUx2 but I’m just saying the wording could be misconstrued. As when I read the statement that’s where my mind went. I new you probably meant it in another way as of the context of this video.

[@_yakashii]

I did this for my latest job interview. An Engineering role. Fast forward 6 months now and I got the job. This was a great advice, not sure if it got me the role exactly but I did use it!

[@eujr4SC]

When I was always looking for employment I always asked what makes a successful worker. Now that I’m in a position of hiring others I typically know the answer but do tend to try to coach others to ask a question after an interview. I’m always about teachable moments so whether I plan to hire the other person or not I try to give some feedback about how well they interviewed and what can be worked on.

[@Coolcucumber905]

That's nice of you

[@stevenspangler7587]

Good on you, Edward.

[@chukwuemekauche4194]

Very well appreciated. Please do not stop and may God bless you.

[@ErrolBeats]

Manager: “Sir, this is a Wendy’s”

[@bigbunny5251]

I wish I was this original 😭😭

[@miguelsoto7027]

Bro he’s a legend for telling us this what a real wise man

[@tonem427]

I've killed interviews like that. And I usually ask them "How do you see my role in your team" and the other one I always leave them with, besides being productive, "What are your expectations from me as a valued team member" many times they stay puzzled, amd that my red flag not to take the job. They will usually call me back almost begging and I usually squeeze them for a much higher salary. If I see I can grow within the company I take it. If not I passed and give them suggestions. It has worked every time. I have done it about 12x since I left college in 2006. And every time may pay has gone up significantly. 👍🏾

[@tonyyoung7961]

Thanks

[@hlewis5217]

What an achievement. Well done 👏🏻

[@ShawnFX]

I'll make sure to do this once I'm looking for my second job I currently have an interview tomorrow for my first job, I just want some damn relevant experience on my resume

[@kevinmioto2248]

What are the answers that u are expecting from ur questions?

[@Anonim99435]

At the end, ask what they’re favourite thing about working for the company is, it stumps and impresses them

[@AK-fr8sy]

Bmt. I ask what’s one thing you love and one thing you could-do-without. Nail biting stuff

[@Lee0812]

@@AK-fr8sy I read your comment as dmt and almost agreed

[@AK-fr8sy]

@@Lee0812 what’s DMT?

[@yhwhiskng]

@@AK-fr8sy dimethyltriptamine

[@MrOnlineGaming]

Yes

[@privateuploads5397]

I always ask at the end this -- "Is there a 'Nap Pod' in the office? My creativity and productivity tend to skyrocket after a quick power nap." 😂

[@vlmmnadet1304]

I never thought of that, just even thinking about immediately, you can actually put your self as a great asset for that company.

[@skysky989]

Interviewer: “well, we currently have 3 employees we need 4 to operate and your open on the weekends. McDonald’s welcomed you to the family as soon as you thought of applying ”

[@llkg9]

Sounds like my son's interview at Wendy's. "Have you worked in fast food?" No. "Have you ever had a job?" Um, no... "Ok, well, you're hired."

[@FireworksNL4]

@@llkg9 😆

[@Mizlizlumbriz]

Always works. And always bring a key pad and take some notes during an interview. Make sure you checked out the website as well and let them know you did, subtly.

[@MOISTSQURT]

The McDonalds manager called me a psycho and kicked me out horrible advice it might’ve been all the coffee too 🥴

[@-karoru-5401]

Agreed with that. Got all my jobs by acting like i read something on their site and barely remembering it. Shows that you're interested in the history and goals of the company. "Oh yes, i believe you guys mentioned it on your site last time I checked. I personally believe that i could help your company in yada yada yada way..." Works wonders

[@garfumple]

So bring a keypad... lmfao the thing that connects to your desktop? Lmfao im fckn dying, I can only imagine a dude typing away on a keypad with no moniter while the interviewer watches the guy like hes insane 🤣

[@mettflow2648]

I asked my manager how many times they change the oil during a shift, never heard back

[@Mizlizlumbriz]

@@garfumple LOL autocorrect, I don’t even remember what I was actually trying to type. Note pad ? 🧐

[@BullwhipBobbyLove]

I had two interviews a few days apart. The first one was very uncomfortable and I declined to ask questions. Second interview was much more professional so I felt confident asking questions and even negotiating my wage. I have been on at my new job with the second place for two weeks now, very content with how everything turned out. Praise God!

[@swansen7431]

Congrats man! Truly I thinly that enjoying your job is a very hard thing to do nowadays in society and if you are able to find a profession you really enjoy and make money from then congrats bro. I’m still in college and worried abt the future but I’m hoping for the best and that I can be in a situation like urs one day

[@c10wnbaby22]

Bro its 2 weeks in....is this your first job or something?

[@BullwhipBobbyLove]

@@swansen7431 It takes a little hard work and a lot of commitment. I wish you all the luck in securing the position you strive for! Thank you for your kindness.

[@BullwhipBobbyLove]

@@c10wnbaby22 I've had more than 10 jobs in the past decade but for the last 3 years I have been a general labor contractor. Being your own boss can be very rewarding but also very depressing at times. I'm now working for a co-op where I get to work on and operate heavy machinery, servicing and running the rigs that cultivate America's food supply. The pay is awesome. The folks are kind. The drive is less than a mile. The benefits are great. I just really love working hard, especially where I make an actual difference and am truly appreciated for my work ethic.

[@xxjersxx]

@@BullwhipBobbyLove love thisssss!!! ❤️ CHEERS

[@CloudExile1]

Yo, I've been using this in every interview after watching this, getting offers from every company. It also helps me weed out toxic cultures.

[@FlorianD30]

"Hmm, good that you asked. I just tried to visualize you in that role and I just can't see it. Thanks for coming but I'm afraid we have to find someone else."

[@kialuvsyoo]

I'm deeeeaaaddd

[@ShawnFX]

Yall too much😂😂

[@skinnyguygains2459]

great point. this has always been a strategy for my interviews. You almost want to conduct a mini interview of THEM. Shows your knowledge of their operation and you came prepared.

[@asecretone]

Bingo! That you actually cared about the interview.

[@SoroushTorkian]

I tried it and then my interviewer said, “Sir, this is a Wendy’s”

[@Coolcucumber905]

Lmao

[@giantslayer4579]

Interviewer: you're hired Me: but we didnt even have the interview yet

[@inachristine]

I like to trick them into talking like we’re already cool as if I’d be a good one to have around then bam show up half alive with shite attitude everyday✨

[@ratsun1723]

Bro are you me? I mean at least I work hard I got that going for me

[@LBenn302]

@@ratsun1723 what the hell did you just even ask

[@inSynced]

@@LBenn302 He’s saying he relates to what that person said.

[@LBenn302]

@@inSynced the “at least I work hard I got that going for me” contradicts the first question though lol

[@fightingcock6920]

@@LBenn302 😂

[@jtstanishNC]

I asked my interviewer, If you hire me, what one thing would you like me to accomplish in my first year. That question led to a long and productive conversation about their need for technology leadership. I received an offer within two hours.

[@badtrips5975]

actually improvised something like this in a recent job interview, when asked if i have any questions i asked a few filler questions while i came up with something to make myself win the employer over (mind you i’ve been in the military for awhile and haven’t done a job interview since my junior year of highschool and came very unprepared to this one) finally a lightbulb came on and i asked with full confidence “ when i start working, what should i focus on to do well here?” the employer looked baffled, as if nobody had ever asked such a thought out question and actually didn’t know what to say at first. needless to say i start thursday

[@epic8088]

I always asks "Why do you like working for *insert company name here*"

[@thomasbowman3579]

I always come with a few questions coz it helps show i'm interested, also to generate some extra discussion/raport.

[@mickk8519]

Same here. I ask questions along the lines of what they're willing to do to help my productivity.

[@Mann_Media]

Have a big interview, this week, totally using that .

[@sekcbeast6713]

Good luck. Lmk if that question worked. 👍🤞

[@condyshares]

GL mate! You got this 🤘

[@mettflow2648]

Budyy research the company and ask smart questions about the business - I did my research and found x, how do you plan on improving x in the next quarter, be prepared to answer the question yourself and/or give your own opinion on the matter. I interviewed 100s of people at bulge bracket bank… what he is suggesting is alright but this is better

[@G00gLe_was_my_idea989]

WE KNOW ALL YOUR TRICKS PHILLIP YOU'LL NEVER GET AWAY WITH IT!!! ~Management

[@Downtime_videos]

Gonna get fired before you get hired 🤣

[@christoph1596]

I’m grateful for his many months of experience in the workforce

[@AquarianNomadic]

🤣

[@mauer1]

reversing the roles. love it

[@christophervera4320]

Burger King interviewer after asking me that question and I say that response he says “Huh?”

[@Myaccisbanned]

If it's a dead end job, you shouldn't even need to be interviewed, or at least be extremely brief.

[@daniellaurin9566]

@@Myaccisbanned yeah they interview just make sure you are not a psycho. Dead end??? It's entry level job lol.

[@MsK4YY]

When i was searching for a job, i had so much interviews lined up that by the end I started interviewing the interviewers. Lol i ended up getting the one that I interviewed.

[@iiccyyy]

I’m looking for a new job and due to my current job, in my next interview I’m going to, and other people should, ask things like, “What is your training process for new hires?”, “What kind of growth opportunities are there?”, “Is there an HR department or someone to go to with issues?”, “When do you expect me to be able to know/do what you want” (I’ll word that one differently lol). Update (3 weeks later): I GOT A JOB INTERVIEW ON MONDAY!!! I’ll update y’all on how it went asking these questions!

[@LilMilan420]

@Nivit Mishra no call back

[@zalbane3163]

Ask a bunch of dumb questions to your potential employer, great idea

[@mokkaveli]

Don't ever say "when do you expect me to be able to do my job" or "who do I speak to if I have issues". Act as if you already know you will succeed at the role, even if you don't know too well about it. Just cover the basics of the role with them, if you're articulate you will be fine. "If you hire me, what kind of road-map regarding my progression will we be working towards, given that I excel in my role?" Using techniques in interviews like this guy described here helped me gain an extra £15,000 in basic salary in less than a year. Just by job hopping and standing out in interviews. Hope this helps you at all.

[@najeehall1210]

I asked this question today to a panel of 5 interviewers and they all concluded that it was a great question.

[@sparkle8725]

How did your panel interview go? I haven't had one in forever and I nervous about one I have with a panel of 4 in a few hours for a position I'd really like! 😬

[@najeehall1210]

@@sparkle8725 Hey girl! I got the job! I just celebrated my one year anniversary there on 12/3..good luck to you, you got this!!! Just be you! 🙏🏾

[@mickeybinas]

"oh now your interviewing me huh" your fired

[@Jessie-jm4eo]

😂😂😂😂

[@TheRealKCKay]

How can you get fired before getting the job? 😂

[@Angelo80907]

“Who said you’ll be here a year from now?”

[@michaelb8079]

I would never say that corny shit

[@Boxxcutter]

Lmao.. "sir, this is a Wendy's"

[@matchi1275]

You need to have your first job interview

[@jad_23]

Ikr😂😂😂

[@jimjimsauce]

yo, ain’t you Michael B?

[@richardmccabe2392]

"dude this is a janitor job chill out"

[@winterunterseher8937]

Self-awareness speaks for itself! If only I could overcome my shyness to actually apply it in situations like this you know?

[@soomi5667]

Right there with ya 🥲 But we def can beat shyness. Even if it’s a bit painful to actually do so lol..

[@ThePrescriber]

​@@soomi5667Any job updates?

[@tony_n316]

You can tell by the comments how many people here haven't had a serious job, or have actually interviewed for a job with actual responsibilities. If there's one thing I would add, it's this... If you like how the interview went, and you decide that you want the job... At the end, shale the person's hand, look them in the eye and say... "Thank you for your time today, I think this went very well." Now they've envisioned you thriving in that role and the last thing said in the interview was... "This went very well."

[@playversetv3877]

sounds scary lol

[@lcwpd52973]

I like to say "I've read the description and I have a general sense of what the position entails which aligns with my skill set but how would you describe it from your perspective and what are the greatest challenges this position could potentially face?" Works everytime.

[@Tyler.254]

That sounds really good

[@jackweeder2638]

I’ve read the description and I have a general sense of what the position entails which aligns with my skill set but how would you describe it from your perspective and what are the greatest challenges you’ve seen or know of from hopefully my new position. I’d like to help you out with anything that arises including your current goal of filling the Assistant position. I’m your gal I’ll start right now I don’t have class till 1:30

[@j.thomas7128]

Works for FAST FOOD. I'd laugh you out of my office!

[@lcwpd52973]

@@j.thomas7128 that question is not meant for minimum wage jobs

[@GIJew]

@@j.thomas7128 Agreed. It's the same rehashed question that's the #1 result when you "questions to ask in an interview" on Google, just with a bunch of extra filler words to make yourself sound more sophisticated than you really are. I'd throw out the application of anyone who asks it and maybe give you a chuckle as you leave my office.

[@ohiovetoutdoors]

I knew to always ask questions but that was a really good one to ask!

[@QuickMadeUpName]

It's pretty generic of a question really... people been using it for decades, nothing earth shattering... a better question is what is the most valuable thing you've learned so far at this company

[@ohiovetoutdoors]

@@QuickMadeUpName Nope, I like the other one better and your opinion is worthless

[@markdurfor5225]

I'm a recruiter. This is absolutely fantastic advice

[@egghead0]

I always ask “in the next 5 years in “insert industry”, what are you most excited about?” This will get them talking about what they’re passionate about and give them a hit of happy hormones which will hopefully then make them feel the interview went really well.

[@tonytravels2494]

His is a LOT better

[@godsstruggler8783]

That's excellent 👌

[@suzpekted]

This is good you know their all scared their shit company is gonna liquidate on 3

[@henrycooper4213]

@@tonytravels2494 his doesn’t even make sense. It’s not even a well constructed sentence. You perform the tasks and responsibilities to the job spec. Nothing deep in their. You should be asking questions about the company and role.

[@zanarkand_kale]

I've asked a similar pair of questions like this once, and I learned very quickly that I was much more passionate and optimistic about the industry than the folks I'd be reporting up to. It was actually pretty helpful in discerning whether or not the role would compliment my strengths and promote growth. Turned down the offer, ended up in a higher position elsewhere, and it worked out well.

[@void9938]

I hate that question so much lol, thank you for the advice

[@sws212]

@lasthumankindIt's called having interest in the job. This is for careers, not side gigs. People should have a few questions when they're expected to stay around there for at least a year.

[@ItzMorphinTime22]

You should always show up with questions. It could be about the job specifically, the trajectory of the company or even the career path. Always remember that you aren't the only one being interviewed, you are interviewing them as well.

[@ItzMorphinTime22]

@@owenleal Of course you are going to tailor questions depending on who you are fucking interviewing with. You aren't going to ask the same questions you would ask at an interview for a career as you would at a part time job. And No...you ask questions that you genuinely want answers to. That could be directed towards the interviewer if you wanted. I'm an engineer and I interviewed with a start up. A question about company trajectory/projections and my career path within the company are not generic questions. For a pro/career interview asking detailed questions shows that you have a genuine interest and makes you stand out from others.

[@hayden7825]

Great advice. Ive had many interviews and they always do ask this. Im doing this next time. Great call. Stay ProBro.

[@calvind2054]

That’s actually damn good advice. I’ve always felt like I needed a tangible answer when employers ask that at the end and never have one. I do now.

[@tonyzone8999]

My question I asked was what can I do today to be a good employee for you tomorrow. They absolutely loved that question

[@mikelytou]

How??? That's cheesy af.

[@tonyzone8999]

@@mikelytou college lvl interview bro

[@JL-dance]

@@mikelytou you're not trying to get a date, no reason to be a master level speaker to a job interview. Anything that makes you stand out from the crowd is good unless it's something negative.

[@NicolasdeFontenay]

I’m in IT. I ask about their environment. I try to see how big it is, I try to find if they manage it well. I try to find problems they have so I can fix them when I join. I’ll ask something like: what is the biggest issue you have right now and how do you think I could help you.

[@elonmuskie]

And they answer "blow me"

[@tomk3635]

Agree, i’ve made a habit of writing down the question because it’s easy to get caught up in the moment after the interview and not being able to remember it but I write down at least two questions to ask. I crossed my fingers and hopefully they’re not explain during the interview but at least it helps

[@m.araneta8054]

Can you give an example please?

[@CHXFIT95]

“Oh no, I think you covered everything” makes them lose interest fast, you’re 100% correct.

[@Bminutes]

Until everyone starts doing this and they start hearing it all the time lol

[@abasotto1697]

Exactly thats the problem

[@micahwilson4244]

Lmfao

[@micahwilson4244]

Maybe we should ask them if they want to hear our morning routine.

[@sh202-r8v]

That one yt short

[@thebeatmajors_yt]

@@abasotto1697 if that's what you're worried about 😂 .... nevermind