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@0ffendingeverybody10 ай бұрын
Watch My Too Hot For KZbin Vids: patreon.com/OffendingEverybody
@serekpro88810 ай бұрын
You are a fucking dick……….. Pst hey teache me pls i will give you anything
@soap_.479 ай бұрын
Nah
@postal2-k3q9 ай бұрын
fr im broke@@soap_.47
@vnsrod20008 ай бұрын
they shove salt water in those pools not chlorine but I am sure there is some trace amounts of chlorine
@THE_TRAPPYMAN8 ай бұрын
Man when there gonna be cock reveal then ama buy this
@Luboszz11 ай бұрын
Story: 10/10 Editing: 10/10 Charisma: 10/10 Satisfaction: 10/10 Made me tear up
@timberrrton10 ай бұрын
w
@Enexvitiy10 ай бұрын
It made me cum
@brianmoyachiuz90510 ай бұрын
From laughter 😂
@Pamela-dv7gb10 ай бұрын
Why people think Andrew tate or patrick bate man is an chad ? THIS IS AN REAL ONE😂 3:48
@rashidzia0559 ай бұрын
Truth : 0/10
@-AL1ENZ-7 ай бұрын
Why is he an actual main character 😭
@Honkurr3 ай бұрын
Idk but I heard some of his stories r fake but I still love his content
@Harris_Isaac2 ай бұрын
@@Honkurrwho told you that his videos are fake?
@Honkurr2 ай бұрын
@@Harris_Isaac heard it from someone else who watches idk if it's true tho
@billalali2872 ай бұрын
stop dickriding
@God-T2 ай бұрын
@@Honkurr if its fake doesn't matter, he already won by default. you're already watching his content 🤣
@stevenstorms1907 Жыл бұрын
"How you gonna get me thrown off this boat? Bribe the captain with a hand job from your sausage fingers"
@0ffendingeverybody Жыл бұрын
One of my best come backs
@Toga_Reventon10 ай бұрын
I'm dying 💀😭
@ReeseLarson-f3zАй бұрын
I LOVE how he appeared out of nowhere and started making hilarious content
@Chineseisntalanguageapparently Жыл бұрын
Ngl that first story has me respecting you more for dealing with the whole situation in a way to get them to leave you alone
@0ffendingeverybody Жыл бұрын
The Karen decided to F around and she found out
@North_Red_Dark_Academia8 ай бұрын
Dude its his fault he couldnt just move from side and continue drinking his piss.
@k7kos5 ай бұрын
@@North_Red_Dark_Academia but the outcome was so much funnier this way and is such an entertaining story
@North_Red_Dark_Academia5 ай бұрын
@@k7kos So if you had choice if some stuff in ww2 was to happen or not would you let it happen
@TheREAL_WatermelonCat4 ай бұрын
Comparing splashing a child with water with ww2 is insane@North_Red_Dark_Academia
@brianmoyachiuz90510 ай бұрын
Don't forget you have the power on making us laugh with your videos, especially stories like this 😂
@AnticomPhysicalRemover10 Жыл бұрын
“You see, I have this superpower where I can make anyone absolutely FURIOUS!” I guess that is why his channel is called Offending Everybody.
@0ffendingeverybody Жыл бұрын
Exactly Hendrik. Lettin people know up front what there in for
@glazedreal10 ай бұрын
the fact that the kids saw her mother get escorted 2 more time and did not care is great
@spidle265310 ай бұрын
Theyre used to it
@Clydesdahle Жыл бұрын
This man is the GOD of dealing with karens
@0ffendingeverybody Жыл бұрын
I don't let no B tell me what to do
@Youjustgotheystinkyed8 ай бұрын
@@0ffendingeverybody Amen brother.
@eminenceofcalamity451310 ай бұрын
Haven't even seen this mans face but just his personality make him so attractive, I need a man with this type of unhinged joy and I don't give a shit vibs😭
@jessemcmurtrey4738 Жыл бұрын
Karen’s are the worst to deal with 😂
@0ffendingeverybody Жыл бұрын
They really are Jesse
@Picoz2458 ай бұрын
2:49 -The scout
@afishnamedbro5594 Жыл бұрын
Needed this. No really, working at retail is the worst. Thanks man.
@0ffendingeverybody Жыл бұрын
I know that life AFishNamedBro. Keep your spirts up man. Not every customer will be a raging Karen
@krinkles14711 ай бұрын
i enjoy retail a lot more than fast food
@RowanMumboАй бұрын
bro is a straight menace
@blackwhiplashr349 ай бұрын
You the ultimate instigator 💀
@ThrillsofColdplay11 ай бұрын
I wish these stories were real
@AmethystShard828 ай бұрын
"I try not to use my powers to infuriate people..." **proceeds to make a channel literally called OffendingEverybody**
@hurt12398Ай бұрын
As a staff member I can confirm that we will almost always side with the person who comes across calm and reasonable.
@FoxyreviewsstuffАй бұрын
Personally, I have not had any experiences with Karen's, but I did find out that my mom is basically a Karen
@chris_the_nerd098 ай бұрын
0:16 so I take it that you like piña coladas and getting caught in the rain
@wpet86 Жыл бұрын
this dude is soo underrated. keep up the good work love the videos!!
@0ffendingeverybody Жыл бұрын
Appreciate the support wpet86. Got more bangers coming soon
@scott__lange10 ай бұрын
Bro lives the thoughts we get after an argument
@iprofessional26542 ай бұрын
the fact that u got her escorted literally every time u interacted is wild
@Ickygrunt7 ай бұрын
My man let out his inner Kyle
@STXY_TXCTICXL_XND_CXLM5 ай бұрын
Why did you have to do the kids dirty like that in the roast battle 😭
@NewtonSparetireАй бұрын
Bro the sarcastic comebacks are pure gold. I found this channel late but im just glad i found it.
@shanenowlin11655 ай бұрын
I applaud this man well done sir!
@miname19262 ай бұрын
Not all hero’s wear capes. Bravo sir!
@BloodSketchedАй бұрын
Play God damn dirty dance part though that got me laughing so hard 😂
@BadTripsz Жыл бұрын
Bruh I had 2 Karen’s try to call the cops on me multiple times 🤦🏽♂️”they ended up getting called on her when I tell you I showed everyone the video cause she did it at my bus stop ☠️”
@0ffendingeverybody Жыл бұрын
Really the best thing you can always do is record them
@MilkGreg3539 ай бұрын
i cant tell you how much joy this video brought me
@ManPou12 ай бұрын
This man had the most eventful life
@ShadyTheDragonАй бұрын
the slow clap killed me lmao
@OfficialMinecrafCowАй бұрын
Your the only funny youtuber ive ever seen its fucking awesome keep up the good work man
@tiegoarias8601 Жыл бұрын
Once again offending everyone! Keep this shit up 💯
@0ffendingeverybody Жыл бұрын
Appreciate it Tiego. Got more bangers coming soon
@N-A4045 ай бұрын
Man literally violated her mental health
@boru25Ай бұрын
OH TJIS IS JUST WHAT I NEEDED!Thanks!
@0ffendingeverybodyАй бұрын
Got more ignorance coming soon
@Yxx1irtАй бұрын
I need your personality traits bruh. Mm perfection 🤣
@acejames-zc8wm9 ай бұрын
Bro was protected by god😂😂😂
@ParkerTJamesАй бұрын
When I was serving tables at Olive Garden a few years ago, a young lady came in on Valentine’s Day with her boyfriend. She was wearing a sporty crop top that wasn’t too far off of just a push up bra. some Karen eating with her family saw this. She went on Facebook live and stood at the end of her table recording saying stuff like “you whore, this is a family restaurant. You’re ruining everyone’s meals.” You know… Karen shit… Well, I was on my way to deliver a bowl of soup to the table next to her and “accidentally” ran into said Karen sending her phone to the floor, and soup all over the both of us. She then turned her rage to me and my 70 year old no-bullshit Chinese boss literally called the cops on her. I was worried she would try and get me in legal trouble for spilling warmish soup on her, but my boss cut me and said “enjoy a night off, I’ll handle this.”
@mattbrandow24704 ай бұрын
Now this story was absolute fire
@doggodude46493 ай бұрын
I didn't have to interact with this Karen, but I heard the whole thing. I was in the kitchen, making burgers at Culver's, when some in the the drive thru came. The person taking the order was my friend (and manager) Ava. She starts by saying "Hello, welcome to Culver's. What can we make fresh for you today?" Then the person ordering said "Umm hi. I came here 4 days ago and I didn't get my onion rings with that order. So I was wondering if I could get those today for free when I order my meal please." She sounded nice (at first), so Ava being a nice person, said yes. The Karen then went on ordering everything. But she ordered everything family sized, which at the time wasn't that weird. But when Ava said the price if the meal, the Karen raged. "I wanted my entire meal for free because you guys messed up and missed my onion rings!" Ava then came back saying "We can't do that since we only missed the onion rings, not the whole meal." But the Karen wasn't having it. So like most of these situations, she asked for the manager. But then Ava came back with "But I am the manager." Karen wasn't having it. So she kept screaming and yelling the whole time. She was yelling for so long, Ava was able to just go in the back to talk about this situation with me and others, but we heard the whole thing and was still hearing it. It all ended when the Karen said "You know what? F**k you! I'm leaving and never coming back!" Ava then responded with "Thank you! Never see you at the window!"
@doggodude46493 ай бұрын
Ain't no one reading all this.
@jadenswackyworld3 ай бұрын
honestly, when I think of a Karen, I think of a girl that never stopped being a bossy woman
@trevorritzke20992 ай бұрын
This is the only time I've ever believed, "and then everyone clapped"
@alex_velociraptoras765110 ай бұрын
You gotta feel bad for her children they didnt know better.
@Ded_dud8 ай бұрын
She could NOT catch a break
@sarawitrodchompu357610 ай бұрын
dude must had to have maxed out his charisma, speech and confidence to pull allat off cuz damn
@Torvailius9 ай бұрын
bro did NOT say that😭😭🍎
@johnhall9038Ай бұрын
I once had a Karen at the pharmacy who had meds that weren't ready yet. She would get to the front of the line, get told she had to wait, bitch, get back in line, then ask about her meds again when she got to the front. Repeat process. There was one other person there, and I couldn't fill scripts while working the register. Eventually, the whole line was nothing but Karens running this loop. Eventually I ask one, "who do you think bottles your pills, and how do you think I'm supposed to do that when you need me to tell you your pills aren't bottled yet every 3 minutes?" She demanded to talk to the manager, and the first thing the manager said when she finished her story was "so do you want your pills or do you want to complain?"
@chyguyman8 ай бұрын
You need to teach me, i got kicked out of a Wendy's because of a raging walrus of a Karen.
@Hickorypaws13 күн бұрын
I can’t even be surprised that it’s Carnival cause like half the people have never been on a cruise before Also, their app glitched one time and it said that the first dinner would take longer to wait in line for than it would be to go to the second
@CatsAreAwesome1469 ай бұрын
bro the third one was just you being a menace😂
@art_i_made24826 күн бұрын
A movie could be made out of this story 😂
@rhifz468Ай бұрын
This was hillarious 😂😂😂😂
@studyfail4 ай бұрын
Bro maxed out charisma
@bluefires64649 ай бұрын
You got teary, I was dying Just listening to this, wish I could have been there man.
@aaronvolken30487 ай бұрын
I have a shirt that says "size matters" and its different size rounds .22LR to .50, and some Karen has an issue with this shirt and says to me "don't you think that shirt is a little inappropriate? Think about the children who are impressionable." grated this was a few days after one of the school shootings and, yes it was probably in poor taste, and i just tell her "the judge told me that I'm not allowed to think about kids anymore after what happened last time." and she just red in face as turned to walk away.
@jowey_20777 ай бұрын
God, please let this one be real, just this once!
@Chaos_God_of_FateАй бұрын
There are more Karens than a Person would like to think. I am also extremely good at dealing with them- many of them are Men too. Having a level head = you will always win against insanity. I share your super power, it feels so good to use but it's so wrong to use so ya, we gotta keep a tight lid on it, we'll destroy the World if we lose that lid! This story is beautiful and indeed- the key: stay calm, they'll out themselves.
@Nerdsays8010 ай бұрын
this guys a menace to society bro
@LowIQangel1111Ай бұрын
He is the Karen in this situation
@johngalt51663 ай бұрын
I just got screamed at by a Karen at work but I’m a manager so I couldn’t escape 😭😭😭 she cussed me out and everything in front of all of our other guests. Best feeling in the world though was refusing to help her or give her any free food💀 I looked up this video as soon as I got home for some relaxation time.
@Shork258 ай бұрын
"Starbucks want to know your location"
@Ninja_Kirby7 ай бұрын
Nah your a menace to the karen society its beautiful 😂
@g_blasterh9866Ай бұрын
Please teach me your ways!!! 🙏🏾
@CloudyBogdan5 ай бұрын
God damn. I feel joy for your story. Good stuff.😂
@alexc23707 ай бұрын
Might be a bit late but once me and my buddy were walking home and we told this crazy kid to got to his mom and she walked up to us and said "I don't need your help taking care of my child" which was so funny afterwards.
@randomrhynos10 ай бұрын
"No ma'am.. the water hit your child" Technically, since atoms never touch, neither did the water
@griffindr666Ай бұрын
HA! Is all I have to say to her🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Joseph-lq6ps4 ай бұрын
Nothing more incriminating than acting angry
@U.S.A338AMERICA7 ай бұрын
This guy is Dennis he's a MENACE 🗿🍷
@Fush25 ай бұрын
Bro is the uno reverse card in person
@gracebunyi40209 ай бұрын
Nah bro is a menace
@sampigg79337 ай бұрын
Wow, that's crazy! No way it happened, though.
@kaos24057 ай бұрын
That was a beautiful story.
@Hellmagus3 ай бұрын
"🤓☝️ Fecurity!"
@DragonMP6527 күн бұрын
At that point you are abusing her😭😆
@thenameisjjojo5 ай бұрын
I LOVE THIS SO MUCH 20/10 LOL😂🤣😂
@six-stringphantom14028 ай бұрын
The BIGGEST mistake all Karens make? Is getting absolutely LOUD and angry. Nobody wants to hear all of that! Once you start making a big enough scene, the employees are simply going to remove the one causing it.. which is the loud mouth Karen! Reason being, distractions means less money being spent which is bad for business.
@MonicaN-d6z8 ай бұрын
Bro became a giga Chad in this video
@drsingingeagle29 күн бұрын
Your first mistake was going on a cruise ship.
@beta20298 ай бұрын
Holy shit, im laughing my ass off so hard i almost black out from lost of breath
@Deviouspickle-sf7vo7 ай бұрын
This man is the pinnacle of male society
@hyperionsniper25029 ай бұрын
I honestly can't even tell if she's really a karen or if you were just being an asshole but i love it anyways
@Fush22 ай бұрын
Bro got the main character pack
@louielarouche39986 ай бұрын
i dont get offended like EVER so this is basically peak entertainment for me
@HannesSpringenheide5 ай бұрын
My story: Karen: japping Me: "pulls out SVD Dragunov" Karen : em exu- (gunshot)
@Thetortoiseguy-jk2ok3 ай бұрын
I feel bad for the kids having to put up with this
@Matt-gl5sbАй бұрын
No no no You got it all wrong Wild is to tame You were dealing with a feral karen
@siamtaheri278221 күн бұрын
Damn man that was hilarious
@dafunk44318 ай бұрын
Damn, I feel bad for the kids.
@CooperMichels-lc2ov8 ай бұрын
So what I got out of this, is to talk Politely and sincerely. And try to shift the blame on to the person (karen) so i can win ? If so then where do I begin
@SNowMObile20VR4 ай бұрын
Outro gets me each time.
@raffaelpanizzon39725 ай бұрын
Always the end of the vid😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Personthing468 ай бұрын
This is my favourite video of all time
@MrSprinkles6921Ай бұрын
What happens when a Karen is rude to other other than a cashier.
@JayBirdToxic8 ай бұрын
i'm fuckin crying over this that was so funny you are the best person to deal with karens
@HDE068 ай бұрын
Your best video yet
@themyheromen4530Ай бұрын
bro i'm going to use the same tactics as you from now on