How to easily defeat the meatball boss in Noita 🍝

[@stepforward582]

as soon as i saw the touch of piss spell, i thought “He is gonna piss on him…”

[@devourerofbigmacs7858]

I come to make an announcement

[@justskip4595]

Urinate on his to assert dominance.

[@folksguyreal]

​@@devourerofbigmacs7858alright which one is the 'berserkium' as mothernoita

[@devourerofbigmacs7858]

@@folksguyreal huh?

[@ajdude9]

"Touch of Gold?" referencing the 'Gold?' as urine is hilarious and on-point for Noita. I don't imagine Mr. Meatball will stay immune to being turned into jarate for long though.

[@gladtoseeyou9670]

The pee is stored in the meatballs.

[@GeekyFloyd]

Dude

[@iamgoo]

Technically wrong irl but made for a great joke, so you get a pass o7

[@notloopers1110]

Goddamit fury you DID turn it into piss, now im gonna go scream Atleast now i can start my run with a chainsaw, which makes me feel good about him dropping that I wish the chainsaw wasn't so hard to get outside this, its a fun gimmick wand but not worth all of the struggle

[@FuryForged]

This is why I feel like they shouldn't patch this. It's definitely not a wand you're really going to care about later in a run, so being able to go there and get it early is a nice bonus. Of course, you still have to be very careful because everyone can and will 1-shot you immediately and the world is full of puss and pain in that place, but it's a fun alt-start strat for a cool, unique wand. But maybe the wand will be buffed? IDK.

[@notloopers1110]

@@FuryForged personally i want a gamemode that lets you start with it, maybe a gamemode with no wand spawns but you get a selection of gimmick wands that need you to build around different restrictions, like one with great stats and slots but always cast boomerang or one with a really long mana charge speed but a ludicrous mana capacity

[@NukeCloudstalker]

Imagine if bosses killed had a chance to spawn their wands (or smth corresponding) in the first holy mountain, next to a little statue of them, as an added bonus. Just a CHANCE. I know that sort of progression would be against the spirit of noita as it is, but damnit I want to start with (and feel like it is EVER useful) to get a chainsaw or machine gun early in the run.

[@Atmapalazzo]

Something I would add is that for the digging aspect, instead of loading up on explosives and berserkium, you can also use the essence of earth nearby to dig into the underground desert then just use the nearby essence eater to remove the effect.

[@nooblangpoo]

Will this be called as the Shit and Piss strategy?

[@CeruleanAether]

So... fun story. I had no idea this boss existed or where to find it, or anything about the meat realm. I was maybe...ten hours into a god run, broke the perk machines, was visiting parallel worlds and becoming invincible. I picked up two glass cannons and living on the edge. I then decided it was the perfect time to grab the essence perks to make the sun seeds... Essence of fire froze my game for 2 seconds every 5 seconds just processing the explosion. Then I found the meat realm. Nothing but blood. I saw the boss's hp bar at the bottom. Then the message, "A curse has been lifted" popped up. Imagine my confusion. I never even found the unique wand it drops LOL.

[@lordfriedrick7911]

From meatball to pissball

[@CaptainBoxtrot]

Oh what a feat! He's one with the meat!

[@Spoiko]

I didn't even realise they added this boss to the branch, but now I know how to beat it!

[@viviblue7277]

I like how they removed the guaranteed touch off…only to add a different and slightly trickier to use guaranteed touch of.

[@tabcaps5819]

This boss should have 2 phases Connected to its boss arena like an actual heart, and free-roaming like it is now

[@WayFinder42]

I found the outhouse and was like wait what is this for? I destroyed part of it but not enough to see the spell drop. Now I'm a little sad that I *almost* figured it out on my own. I also was wondering maybe if I brought the poop stone to it something would happen.

[@xlhooka666]

That's an interesting thought there about the poop stone!

[@xlhooka666]

If you try it and nothing happens, we're calling the devs

[@egonhenriksen7968]

"Touch of" is also my favourite method of killing kolmisilmän koipi (pyramid boss). Not sure if any other bosses exist that aren't immune to such spells though

[@MaxvergaxS]

I accidentally killed it while messing around with an end game teleport wand lmao

[@mailcs06]

Did this today after Snowy Depths and got the chainsaw wand. Ended up getting the laser pointer perk, and created a devastating beam of Bloodlusted Spark Bolts to wipe out Hiisi Base, the Underground Jungle, and The Vault. (I’ve paused the run. Haven’t done Temple of The Art yet)

[@Enlightenment0172]

Eldrich screams echo in the distance. A waltz accompanies. The Meatball Man approaches.

[@EzekielHateable]

Great viddy as always.

[@ninjamantis8309]

they need more ways of getting tinker wands everywhere or more spots to tinker, makes long runs super long going back and forth everywhere

[@FuryForged]

I think there should be a spot on the right side of the map like there is on the left, with the lake bunkers.

[@WizardBrandon]

@@FuryForged i half feel like tinker everywhere should jsut be the default

[@Vizaru]

​@@WizardBrandonyeah same. I prefer running a mod that gives me the perk. some like the challenge of limited editing, I dont. it's a sandbox game, make it your own.

[@Glamador]

@@Vizaru what I really like is the safety of the sacred mountain. I cannot wand edit comfortably exposed to the elements.

[@MitruMesre]

doesn't one of the bosses drop an item that gives the perk?

[@folksguyreal]

Pissed on the meatball like it's a toilet

[@oliverboii7034]

At 0:55 he shakes the potion to mix it, is this a feature? If it is is it pushed to the main version?

[@oliverboii7034]

Just saw upload date, probably not pushed to main branch yet lol

[@egonhenriksen7968]

Hey fury, you should update the title or description, because this is kinda nerfed, since Touch of Gold? now only spawns in the outhouse if it isn't unlocked, or if you have a kakkakikkare

[@TheSecondLord000]

real pissing hours

[@aqlcaramsm3907]

hearing fury say "wheeee" was weirdly fun

[@heheheiamasupahstarslam5397]

Just thought about the eye update video, where you said you certain seeds cause stacking try a seed that is stacking 4 eyes in 1 place. iirc there 8 eyes groups, that lets there be 2 messages, and each eye has 5 positions, which means if you stack 4 there is always 1 position unaccounted for in the result. The potential negative space results are 30 (1-4 positions unaccounted for) this lines up with the finnish alphabet, 29 characters + 1 for blank. I dont own Noita tho

[@flabort]

I wonder if it's possible to gather Kolmisilmän sydän, Kolmisilmän Koipi, Kolmisilmän silmä, and Kolmisilmä in one place.

[@NotSteel]

WAIT SOMEONE NEEDS TO TRY THIS ACTUALLY! It could trigger a secret (No way of knowing unless someone does this, probably not) and could give a hint to some sort of bigger secret like the eyes!

[@runemanqwe]

This video is incorrect and doctored. EVERYONE knows that the true weakness of meatballs is spaghetti

[@runemanqwe]

Bread/marinara works too, as a back up

[@sindra77]

You fool, they're stronger together!

[@Cerebix]

I am not on beta branch, and therefore not interested in killing this boss. But that teleport shake tip deserves its own dedicated video. Never knew that was a thing.

[@xlhooka666]

You can't do it if not in beta. Well, you can't mix the potion in a flask, you'll have to mix on the ground (and since it's Teleportatium, picking it up is an effort)

[@FuryForged]

Yup, that too is also beta-only. I've made at least 3 other videos talking about it, but I'll be making a brand new alchemy-only video soon enough, since I've put probably 100 hours recently into doing alchemy experiments, along with some other alchemists, and we're learning a good number of very interesting things.

[@Mythraen]

"I am not on beta branch" This is something you can fix.

[@kubek3345]

​@@FuryForgedyeah, in-flask interactions completely change how you use the flasks. Pouring water to empty flask, but there was a pixel of fire on top of pond? Too bad, you now have steam flask

[@frintling7717]

I will have a happy noit. Thank you!

[@lubomirkompis9441]

I think that this whole sequence would be much more fitting with a "touch of dirt?" instead.

[@Ouch-fu7sl]

The hardest part is to find him before ur hp gets too low

[@exscape]

Not sure if it changed since beta or not, but you only get that spell ONCE, after that you only get gold from destroying the outhouse.

[@librasz8927]

"happy noiting" :)

[@Nickxis]

I like that they added new boss, though I would probably prefer stronger one

[@Cow-Moth-With-A-CRT-Head]

I dont see how you're supposed to ve able to do this near the start of a run given how rare ldc, invisiblum, and tinker with wands seem to be...

[@FuryForged]

That’s not the point. I did it at the start of a run just to show how easy it is to kill the boss.

[@Sashadraga]

Does the curse lift for parallel worlds/ng+ as well? Or he exists everywhere separately? I couldn't find him in my 32 orb run recently and eventually got down to 1 hp in ng+ because the meat realm was freaking everywhere there lel. Bless the extra lives I collected

[@FuryForged]

The curse will lift everywhere after defeating him once, though he does exist in parallels as well.

[@drunkdonkeydude]

If it requires that much digging and that much tablet surfing, plus invisibilium...I'm not too worried about this getting patched out as an early game boss exploit. Feasible? Certainly. Widely abusable like the squidward exploit was? Not even close.

[@jeru_jj1161]

I revisited oath house in full version and all i got was couple gold ingots.

[@Hastur_TKY]

Finally on my first ever god run(broke reroll, infinite healing + digging and tele wand), killed a few bosses, the ones that are left are the ghost and the meatball, but when I entered the meat relam he was gone, if that happened to u where should I look for it, looked for 30 min couldn't find it. Also the music box of the lake is gone, is there a way to restore it or do I just go ng+ ?

[@815TypeSirius]

Hey Fury, any ideas on deer god yet? I finally got it without the new spell preventing reflect but its annoying.

[@FuryForged]

The next Noita video is about Tapion Vasalli. For less than 60 innocent creature kills, you can just use ambrosia and many wand builds. For the high-power version, I use Cessation because it's perfect, easy to get in any run (just do quest), efficient and I love it. Without Cessation, have Saving Grace and heals. EZPZ.

[@815TypeSirius]

@FuryForged yeah I did 60+ w/o cessation and it was a journey. My heal wand was a jank uplarpa healing bolt too. Lol. I was thinking a pollen generator for summons if the lair is still always loaded. Or some other safe for poly method, since that protects you.

[@arnauddurand127]

Does it count as a kill when using a "touch of" spell, unlocking it in the progress menu?

[@StarshadowMelody]

wait what was going on in the last bit though w/ the growing pile of gold? how was the growing pile of gold growing?

[@tonyderado4633]

Its mystery fungus, from mixing toxic sludge and fungus blood with sand, changes all the sand powder it touches.

[@WizardBrandon]

does the meat realm replace the powerplant/perk alter?

[@diofromanotherunivers8373]

The realm of.. WHAT?!

[@Mythraen]

Meat, obviously. There's also plenty of blood and pus. And now that Fury has been there, some urine, too.

[@jacobmiller1496]

I have not played Noita in months because I am waiting for beta branch to get mainlined, do you think it's close?

[@FuryForged]

I honestly have no idea. The devs were cranking out patches over several months recently, but then they stopped a month ago. They could be working on internal testing to make sure everything is perfect before pushing it to main.

[@josephscriven5454]

Have you checked out Barony? I feel like it might be rigjht up your Alley.

[@xdfiloso8727]

wait 160 beginning hp??

[@shrektheogre4118]

The holy mountain heart, the orb above the mountain, and the pyramid orb. Grab the orbs before the holy mountain heart so you heal to the max

[@FuryForged]

Yep, I picked up two hearts inside the Mines as well as the first HM heart. I could have easily had more HP by picking up the Mountain Altar orb and the Pyramid orb, but I was trying to make a point. I could also have gone in with just 100 HP, but when you're going to a biome with enemies that can do over 1000 damage, does it really matter? lol

[@xdfiloso8727]

oh, yeah that makes sense, i sometimes pickup those too but for a sec thought they changed it @@FuryForged

[@xdfiloso8727]

yeah, sometimes pick up those too, just didnt think abt it, thought they changed starting hp hahaha@@shrektheogre4118

[@atomicwolf4896]

Why use bombs to dig when you have touch of gold?

[@FuryForged]

Touch of Gold? only has 4 uses, which is not enough to dig much, and it's good to keep all of those uses for the boss (or for the annoying eye enemies in meat realm, if they become a problem). This guide was to demonstrate doing it early, before having any Greek Letter spells to make Touch of Gold? infinite.

[@IiiiIiiIllIl]

Please play more magicraft! That game has so much potential

[@sumbius1576]

piss easy

[@Reppen555]

i quit playing this game after 115 hours cause i beaten the final boss with mods, whitout mods and even on nightmare difficulty like what the f else am i supposted to do xd

[@rezercon]

You can't obtain touch of gold? again

[@mailcs06]

Curse of pee

[@thomasmeslin8399]

:D

[@underdoug]

That's a spicy spogodi 🤌

[@ArtOfDying1029]

Patch incoming I hope lol.

[@Atmapalazzo]

So is there a place to give fury seeds for gimmick runs, because I have one: 1616727003

[@FuryForged]

Ohh, yes. Any hints as to what the gimmick is? Also, you can feel free to post any really interesting seeds on my Discord server!

[@Atmapalazzo]

@@FuryForged let's just say it's great for a single item run.