How to escape a rear choke in seconds

[@restlesscommentator2616]

"The art of fighting without fighting." - Bruce Lee

[@milestone_achiever4634]

In this case: “The art of lighting without fighting” 😁😁

[@restlesscommentator2616]

@phone acc That would be if you literally didn't do anything while the other person was about to attack. That comment was about using your quick thinking instead of throwing punches and kicks.

[@theworldwhosoldtheman9906]

This nigga really thinks he's Bruce Lee!

[@NOU-iw3gb]

Bruce Lee was not a fighter

[@K0EN]

“A true fighter carries a lighter” Sun Tzu - The Art of War.

[@nouzen2403]

That dislikes are from people who choked someone and got burnt by a lighter

[@jao5739]

Me😔

[@Mark-tj8ef]

HAHAHAHAHA

[@kamiyaichirou5323]

**Dislikes from people who forgot to bring lighter LOL

[@bukharioust]

Rimuru-sama 🗿

[@khabibnurmagomedov7713]

Weeb

[@xic4589]

"Hey I didnt know you smoked" "Oh I don't, its for if I get choked from behind" "Huh?"

[@theronin365]

I feel extremely sorry for the man who triangle chokes him.

[@theronin365]

@Memeulous 2.0 ?

[@5unVVoo_2ee]

XDD

[@Thelegendarian-]

🤣

[@Monster-cj7kf]

Oh really is that so?

[@gatsbylight4766]

_"Heavier opponent not always win, sometimes the victor will be the_ lighter _fighter."_ ~Confucius, Ancient Fight Promoter

[@psgary6622]

ba-dum-TSS!

[@BogalaSawundiris]

ROBBERY

[@oldbrokenhands]

Confucius was biased, he owned stock in Ronson.

[@bluestar2253]

Confucius says Imma confoozed!

[@alleywayyyyy]

😂😂

[@Yveci]

I was expecting him to do something cool but this is EVEN BETTER.

[@adam-hv_1954]

I love the EMPHASIS

[@HoradeFidges]

This is way cooler than any other thing he could have done

[@roff000]

This is practical shit hahhaha

[@vinceroos]

He did do something cool though.

[@gajinishubhaashish6764]

You expect it to be cool but it turns out to be hot XD

[@snuckle2421]

He's not just a fighter. He's a fire fighter.

[@firstname4097]

Like Fahrenheit 451, except he lights your arm hair on fire

[@dragontailss9026]

aight that was actually funny

[@MrOiram46]

He’s a Firebender

[@antumnanya4144]

Latom

[@brandonlee5254]

😂😂😂

[@Intuitivelist]

Lesson of the day: carry a lighter, even if you are a non-smoker

[@jimclarke1108]

and some petrol

[@autothaiman52]

Pistol is better

[@simplyspectrum7490]

@@autothaiman52 but loud

[@shaneferris6742]

Holding a lighter in your fist can lessen the chances of breaking your hand as well.

[@saada5369]

@@jimclarke1108 and some acid

[@WitherSweat]

Thanks dude. I searched this up while being choked out from behind. It worked. U guys saved my life.

[@kevinjacob7464]

How to escape a rear choke in seconds: Victim : *NO* Attacker : Understandable. Have a great day.

[@lindseysiebers6668]

Lol😂

[@mabzonthescope0015]

😂😂😂

[@engelberg.2556]

Si.

[@dslasher2513]

lmao

[@tjh9329]

How to escape rear naked choke in seconds: -reach around -grab weener -pull

[@seitan4943]

As hilarious of a joke that was, it would totally work in a real situation.

[@tobytobias4011]

Good luck with that mate 😂

[@Stranger434]

That wouldn't work...

[@Stranger434]

@Jorge Adame Calm down keyboard warrior

[@user-sc6qt4hr7w]

@@Stranger434 It would work lol. Please tell me anyone sane enough to handle that.

[@idirbouchdoug1567]

Maybe if you are carrying a lighter in your palm 24/7 it would. Otherwise the few seconds it would take you to pull out the lighter would be too late. And i'm sure that your natural reflexes would lead you to trying to remove his arm first.

[@us8374]

Finally a self defense technique that even a below average person like me can also do

[@tramarthomas6105]

@C C or your pepper spray

[@001Nameless]

@@tramarthomas6105 spray alcohol in their eyes

[@vedantawasthi5410]

Just bite off their hand

[@TempoChannel5]

@@vedantawasthi5410 Lighter is better,

[@vedantawasthi5410]

@@TempoChannel5 yeah but if you bite the hand off- 1. The attacker gets a lesson. 2. You get free food Clearly a better option

[@martialmushi918]

The best part about this video is that it could totally work in a real situation.

[@thegamejunky7223]

“Always have a blade and a lighter” - Some old guy

[@jestfullgremblim8002]

-A wise old guy*

[@edi9892]

Maybe you've heard of the 5 C? They are universally the things people carried to survive...

[@theautodidacticman_]

edi what are the five c’s you’re talking about?

[@edi9892]

@@theautodidacticman_ In order of their importance: 1) something for _cutting_ 2) something for _combustion_ (a fire kit including tinder) 3) a water _container_ (ideally one that can be used for cooking as well) 4) something to create _cover_ (could be a cloak, kilt, tarp... Anything that can work as a rain cover on you, as a makeshift bed or tent) 5) _cordage_ to tie things together, make shelters and traps, nets, hammocks... It doesn't matter if we're talking about Vikings, medieval Pilgrims, Buddhist traveling monks, Cowboys... They all carried a version of the 5Cs. That's how important these things were to them. Today, people who go for camping, or prepare a Big out Bag carry 101 things, but that's not how things would have been, especially if you have to carry it all on yourself for every single day...

[@theautodidacticman_]

edi appreciate the reply back. I tried looking it up before I asked you but couldn’t find anything on it. Thanks again 👍

[@bigboss6145]

Guess im gonna have to start walking with a lighter lmao

[@binaryglitch64]

You'll be ready for self defense, wilderness survival, birthday cakes, stubborn shoelaces, fireworks, the smoker you want a favor from... it's actually a very handy tool, and for a non-smoker a bic will last many years.

[@hannakentm9913]

Make sure it's an Arc lighter!

[@nicksalvatore5717]

@@binaryglitch64 thanks grant RIP

[@binaryglitch64]

@@nicksalvatore5717 Well I happen to be a fan of the more famous guy with the same name, and miss him too. Unlike Michael Bolton in office space, I actually like the guy. If you haven't seen office space it's a movie with a guy named Michael Bolton who hates the famous Michael Bolton.

[@mikeh7476]

Make sure to remember the basics of CQC

[@sushrutpokley9351]

The fact that he's doing it in gym makes him a professional.

[@stealthytrapper2328]

um pretty sure its a dojo instead

[@cerondsouza841]

@@stealthytrapper2328 stfu

[@razzdazzler9196]

@@cerondsouza841 pretty sure it's a dojo my guy

[@salsdeadfish8659]

@@cerondsouza841what about his comment made you so mad 😂 people are nuts nowadays

[@theleafshandsomedevil1552]

@@razzdazzler9196 nah bro I’m pretty sure it’s a building

[@King_Of_Games]

You got to admit the effectiveness is incredible

[@ymac7245]

I love how that poor guy clearly wasn't in on the joke

[@Kdkendk]

I wouldn't be mad if i was him lol that's pretty unexpected

[@Tay_-vm1yf]

would he have done that if he was in on the joke?

[@Ils1822]

I didn't know burning someone was considered as a joke wha-

[@johnrobertson7583]

Remind me of the mud wrestling scene in Stripes. “No biting...and no kicking...”

[@modernmanueee_]

But he was in on the *choke*

[@yonahgreene]

Never seen this technique before....he was getting tired of carrying that guy so he decided to make himself a little lighter lmao

[@brianruxia208]

😂

[@hellohooman8962]

Damn you

[@RexTorres]

badum tsss!

[@araversace5447]

get the hell out lmao

[@misfitskarma9383]

Get tf out of here lmao😂😂

[@marvinsamuels1237]

Note to self: always carry a lighter even though I don’t smoke.

[@yvettewhitehead4874]

Lol, you said the same thing I always say, "Note to self" .

[@planettobi]

I literally collect lighters just cos their cool and whenever somebody asks for a light I always have one at hand.

[@gottfriedwegemuller3223]

@@planettobi you a hero fighting the worst menace of society

[@kafilkafish2152]

Not good, my parents think I’m a smoker now.

[@gottfriedwegemuller3223]

@@kafilkafish2152 become one and they will be happy that you are'nt a liar aswell

[@alexroyster182]

That was great I was expecting him to do something crazy but that was inventive and hilarious 😂

[@tammanashaikh3322]

Now onwards i will keep lighter good idea

[@binaryglitch64]

You'll be ready for self defense, wilderness survival, birthday cakes, stubborn shoelaces, fireworks, the smoker you want a favor from... it's actually a very handy tool, and for a non-smoker a bic will last many years.

[@blunthead3235]

Holding a clipper lighter in your hand when you punch is like turning your fist in to a hammer,a taped roll of 2p pieces is better tho

[@lildad559]

@@binaryglitch64 as a smoker i have a toolbox bic lmao

[@JarredChaisson]

Lol

[@goodguy...badrep.]

@@blunthead3235 D batteries.

[@zacktomczak4962]

Bruh.. I'm not even joking.. that is literally by far the most realistic & clever rear naked choke escape on KZbin..👏

[@happyjonn9242]

better if they were actually naked

[@VioletPistols]

@@happyjonn9242Better if they just had sex

[@TheCostimen]

@@happyjonn9242my dude is down bad 💀💀💀

[@sparrow_solas]

@@happyjonn9242 GAY

[@happyjonn9242]

@@sparrow_solas your profile picture and banner is gay

[@seanmccurry7762]

Just proves weight is not always an advantage as on this occasion the lighter man won. 🤭

[@abcxyz-]

Hail all the king of youtube 😂

[@aldrichsmith]

That is a legendary pun.

[@tangsangrai7914]

Your comment deserves more likes

[@Otaviosmpinheiro]

You dropped this 👑

[@kulangsakain1833]

this

[@seanmcaleavy2369]

I tried this move and I learned two things. One is that there is just no substitute for a Bic lighter, and two, Matches are pretty much impossible to light when your oxygen supply has been restricted.

[@greggyfontane1487]

Yes there is. And an even better one at that. A mf torch lighter. One of those tiny itty bitty "propane tank-type", wind proof, never-fail-you, insta-flame bad boiz :}

[@satdm9721]

And from that day onward, he never left his house without a lighter in his pocket.

[@Monster-cj7kf]

Oh really is that so?

[@eleftheriosgiotas3179]

LOL his comment needs many likes!

[@tina-sr9in]

😂😂😂😂

[@xpresslotodo460]

I would bring my mantis blades

[@alexdelgado7429]

Bro im literally looking for a lighter, same thing applies to me from now on

[@lionlamb9391]

Imagine in the UFC someone is in a rear naked choke and they just pull out a lighter

[@guywelsh9589]

Years ago I was sitting at my desk and a bloke put me into a choke hold. I grabbed his wrist and put two staples into his arm.

[@tega588]

😂😂

[@F15ElectricEagle]

@@guywelsh9589 - Good thing for the bloke that you were not behind a kitchen counter and cutting vegetable with a paring knife.

[@guywelsh9589]

@@F15ElectricEagle Yeah it is, I'm a shit cook.

[@kiriuxeosa8716]

Its a totally legal move

[@Paul-fu2xv]

"The lighter is the enemy of the elbow" ~Sun Tzu

[@SergiuM42]

Lmao

[@KevinP32270]

lololol

[@kingdomsouljas1175]

The Art of Burnt Elbows 😂

[@VirusForPrez]

Fat guy: How do you want your elbow ? Smaller guy: medium rare please ,..

[@mprice6683]

"Don't believe everything you see on the internet" -Abe Lincoln

[@mizanmiah1]

Hahaha! Never laughed so loud in ages! Made my day !!!

[@muhammadaulia6427]

This is the best plot twist ive ever seen

[@redstaplerguyforlifepastpr5763]

Lol!

[@sakshamchoudhary9203]

I thought it was real but this way its better😂

[@shawnjarman9860]

How was it not real? The guy let go! Adjective achieved

[@MrHubyBuby]

It supposed to be real, that guy showed us another cool way

[@thekillerstarfox3394]

@@shawnjarman9860 did you just say ADJECTIVE ACHIEVED 😂😂😂oh fuck I’m dead

[@InvokeThought22]

@@shawnjarman9860 lol, I believe “objective” is the word you meant?!

[@benengle9621]

@@InvokeThought22 or did he mean "verb?"

[@farlight6044]

Pro tip: always check if your lighter is operational before engaging in a fight

[@athletico3548]

John wick: i want something robust, precise.

[@shibby4389]

Just ask the guy from the movie Four Rooms

[@kennethlucas7473]

Thats good advice! 💡

[@Leprutz]

Pretty accurate. When not in tje ring all is allowed.

[@kingkaindal7975]

or more important to have a lighter on you all the time

[@RonFleener]

This is the greatest escape of all time. 👏👏👏

[@donleonard7967]

I didn't see that coming. I was expecting to learn a fancy move, and he pulls out a lighter.

[@Squirrelconga]

You DID learn a fancy move!!!

[@AC-xf6sw]

Ikr. Finally a move I can imitate.

[@MrJustonemorevoice]

There is a difference between skill and wisdom

[@GeorgeFrideric71]

Yes. That's what happens in the video. Well done.

[@MintRobin]

genuinely a lot of people have those in their pockets, in a real world scenario this would be very useful for quite a few people.

[@averagepullupenjoyer4480]

This was more unexpected than the move I expected.

[@herrschmidt5477]

if someone got you like that you usually can't get out...that's why i was so curious as I clicked.

[@andik70]

@@herrschmidt5477 What about dropping backwards, trying that the other guy cracks his hear? Very desperate move but do you think this might work as a last (and first in this case )resort?

[@inferno_21]

Same

[@lucifermorningstar3709]

@@andik70 no, it would not. Think about it from the point of view of the person who his performing the choke hold. If the person they were choking suddenly tried to flip on their back, it’s going to be very easy to keep the choke and simply fall on their back as well. They have the upper hand and all of the momentum, so all they would have to do, is lean slightly forwards, and the other person doesn’t have the leverage in order to perform a flip. An even bigger reason as to why this wouldn’t work, is because, generally when performing a choke, you then want to pull them down onto their back in the first place, because they then have nowhere to go. Also remember, once someone has another person in a choke hold, it’s a matter of seconds before they pass out, so it’s pretty hard to muster the strength in order to flip over, in those precious few seconds.

[@joeraphi]

Moral of the story : "Always keep a lighter with you."

[@mustangs263]

I will now LMAO.

[@joeraphi]

@Steve Pringle 😂

[@gutzzgutzz6795]

@@mustangs263 Or a knife

[@bugman7579]

Not hard being a stoner

[@Lcxruns]

69th like.

[@justsaynototaxes672]

Moral of the story: If you know that you are going to get into a fight, have your lighter in your hand!

[@dr.dylansgame5583]

Funnily enough it's dual use then for loading your front or rear hand. Since while fist packing doesn't do an insane amount. Anecdotally the lighters like bics seem to be the most effective item to hand pack with. So this could actually work as a defensive technique if your a smoker or camper or just keep lighters around for some other reason.

[@saddieahsan]

Then you remember you let someone borrow your lighter and they never gave it back. Then you remember that you don't even carry a lighter because you don't smoke. Then you black out and forget everything

[@yingerfeltonboi654]

You wake up in a carriage, bound, alongside two blue garbed men and what looks to be a beggar. One of the blue garbed men is gagged while the other notices you coming to.

[@JC3178]

@@yingerfeltonboi654 you’re finally awake

[@cashnovaa]

Probably shoulda picked up smoking

[@Atypical-0]

Wtf 🤣🤣🤣

[@ViolentGenius]

@@JC3178 Yeah, walked into an Emperial ambush. Same as you.

[@captainvoluntaryistthestat3207]

Fire is so underrated. Even Jon Jones and Khabib would tap if they're flamethrowed.

[@crosswren014]

I wouldn't tap I'd straight up die lmao

[@noexceptions8438]

@@crosswren014 how

[@crosswren014]

@@noexceptions8438 think my man

[@noexceptions8438]

@@crosswren014 yeah but wouldn't that make you turn into godzilla going super sane

[@sxmori]

@@noexceptions8438 godzilla? Super sane??

[@Emrald79]

Moral of the story is "They can't choke you, if you can set them on fire"

[@akrepiidfiresupportvehicle2289]

Imagine the guy contunies to choke after ignited totally *Ill bring you down with me*

[@AxxLAfriku]

WOAH WOAH WOAH!!! Let me get this perfectly straight: You comment something that is completely unrelated to the fact that I have two HAZARDOUSLY HOT girlfriends? Considering that I am the unprettiest KZbinr worldwide, it is really incredible. Yet you did not mention it at all. I am VERY disappointed, dear ja

[@finnkdy]

A pin wudda worked too.

[@jameshoneysettJDHCreations]

Just gotta figure out a way of getting that lighter into the cage and bringing it out that the right moment

[@jassimmohamedsaleh7b804]

@@akrepiidfiresupportvehicle2289 the modivastion requeried to do this like 1v1ing eddei hall on a fist fight

[@PickBit]

Saw this in my recommended and thought to myself: "Oh gosh, more bullshido stuff?". I'm so glad I decided to watch this anyway, you guys have made my day LOL. Totally gonna pass on this piece of ancient knowledge and forgotten wisdom in my gym!

[@PercivalFromWales]

When you're about to black out, bring light. Makes sense.

[@redstaplerguyforlifepastpr5763]

🤔

[@trantuanduc9023]

@Honour H so detailed 😂

[@detlefb.d.4416]

@Honour H11:20 European Time 188th like, 01.07.2021 (after Jesus Crist)

[@Punk778]

216 from Kerala India @17:36 hours July 1st.

[@paulofelipebbraga9634]

257, 16:45, july 1st, winter in Brazil!

[@terenceperson1204]

that realization on his face when he hears the click, i'll take 3

[@alexshazam5482]

0:50

[@beingme8963]

Naaannniiii

[@MrBassbump]

I was legitimately interested in learning how to escape but ended up laughing way too hard Edit: damn that’s a lot of likes. 😳

[@IamHueGraves]

The most basic thing is to try to pull the hand that's behind your head in front of you and down. Don't worry about the arm around your neck as much, cause you're not getting it off with the other one locking it in. You should also keep your chin tucked as he's going for it so he's not choking you (but having your chin / jaw cranked will be uncomfortable). Once you have the locking arm down in front of you, try to get your head outside of the arm then turn in towards him. You'll end up in his guard so you're not safe, but it's safer than him having your back. Keep in mind too that if it's fully locked in, you're basically screwed. An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure, so do your best to not let him get in position.

[@MrBassbump]

@@IamHueGraves I’m paralyzed and have been jumped 2 times. Both times they had me in a chock hole while the other person was taking my stuff. Thanks for the advice.

[@IamHueGraves]

@@MrBassbump Sucks that they're jumping paralyzed people. Just got your name too :)

[@williamwebster600]

Grab the hand behind your head and pull it away from them.

[@williamwebster600]

@That hairy Berry Good luck getting a one armed RNC on someone with any competence in Jui Jitsu

[@Feelvine]

"One day the lighter can save your life"

[@buttercup3883]

They had us in the first half, not gonna lie.

[@vincentramos4333]

I never knew buttercup watches this kind of stuff

[@certified_geek7536]

@@vincentramos4333 she too tough not too

[@buttercup3883]

@@certified_geek7536 you've got a point there

[@lmurphy0000]

The meanest, baddest PPG.

[@guard4617]

Deadass thought I was gonna see a lifesaving technique... wasn’t disappointed

[@slaywithclay]

This worked twice already

[@malditoo]

Lmaooo

[@fortisflamma2243]

The hand that is behind your head, pry it to your left, and it should break the hold 🙃 I say left because thats where it is in thr video.

[@iancalandro8180]

My little brother just described this video to me and now it appears in my recommended. I'm convinced youtube is listening to me.

[@Dat-Doomba]

Maybe. But here are my theories as to why you got recommend after your brother told you the video: 1) The video was already popular, it was recommended to many people, meaning that you just might get recommend because of the video's popularity 2) Google might find relations of your Google account (the one you are using right now for youtube) with your brother's account because you are related. So it might recommend stuff that he watched. I doubt this one is true though. 3) Google tech is everywhere, it is listening to you. So it used youtube (it owns youtube if you didn't know) and recommend things that it heard in your conversation.

[@nore5888]

@@Dat-Doomba most likely 1, people arent special

[@jasonvoorhees1316]

Google is listening to you. Your phone has dozens of built in apps with access to your microphone.

[@Hexbox117]

It is

[@eclatdeepurer5894]

It's probably the yt algorithm were stuff randomly gets recommended to a lot of viewers.

[@manjustbreathe7883]

imagine if the lighter didn’t work

[@leoashura8086]

Mom: "Why do you carry a lighter? Do you smoke?" Me: "I set dudes arms on fire"

[@treeonahill3557]

For fun.

[@weebo4076]

Mom: corner in side for his mistake....... 😢 *Come-on u know what mistake I'm talking about*

[@booll5571]

Hahahaha

[@antonboludo8886]

I carry one, though I don't smoke. Now I see a new use for it.

[@goldleader6169]

i smoke fools !

[@themmafocus]

😂

[@supersoldier9503]

Hello verified user

[@zaidsyed8501]

Are you famous?

[@AdamAbdelqader]

@@zaidsyed8501 nice profile picture. Khabib the real goat 🐐

[@zaidsyed8501]

@@AdamAbdelqader Thanks man, he's one of my inspirations.

[@haziqhazieq6818]

@@AdamAbdelqader Alhamdulillah

[@Kut2Static]

I thought this was a legit video. Turned out this was even better 😂

[@noahgilbert8630]

It’s legit, this totally works

[@bigdaddyd6592]

@@noahgilbert8630 it's foolproof

[@wafflescripter9051]

I thought it was bullshit based off title, turned out to be great

[@holdernewtshesrearin5471]

Lmao! Thats THE most effective choke escape ive ever seen! Well done sir!

[@kerry83111]

Thank you kindly!

[@cirei4682]

Chain smokers: *"We are four parallel universes ahead of you"*

[@imperialkingdom4821]

Strange truth ish but the paradox is that u save yourself with the lighter while killing yourself with the smoke !!

[@Professor_Utonium_]

Speedrunning lung cancer

[@leachimy24]

@@imperialkingdom4821 no, smoking saves your life.

[@imperialkingdom4821]

@@leachimy24 a fine momentary delusion but understandable

[@leachimy24]

@@imperialkingdom4821 ah the classic antismoker with no sence if humour ofcourse. Good for you that youre not driving either.

[@satrickptar6265]

This is definitely effective and not some random bullshido.

[@Doctor_Straing_Strange]

yes it is.... why wouldn’t it be? lol

[@araversace5447]

why is the word _bullshido_ always cracks me up lmaooo

[@GamingIncMasterTroll]

Tru

[@youngbulldgt]

@@shredder6976 no no you were right no pain syndrome is the correct medical term

[@El-E009]

@@youngbulldgt As a doctor, I can agree.

[@ooft8098]

Trainer: (rear chokes him) Him: (gets the lighter) Trainer: *Aw this isn't how you supposed to play this game*

[@Monster-cj7kf]

Oh really is that so?

[@ooft8098]

@@Monster-cj7kf Lol you're everywhere in this comment thread, you trolling bro?

[@SenhorAlien]

Best waifu

[@ooft8098]

@@SenhorAlien arguably the best.

[@SenhorAlien]

@@ooft8098 KININARIMASU!

[@AL_YZ]

The guy was looking about like, "Do I smell something burning?"

[@crazydude9396]

The point is: Always have a lighter in the pocket even if you not smoke

[@icannotcomeupwithanything4609]

Not unless your 13 years old and your parent's never let even touched a lighter before.

[@hamzalarbi9500]

Me : mom I'm going for a walk Mom : okay son, make sure you take the lighter in case you get shocked by a proffesional MMA fighter in the streets. Me : oh..dang it, almost forgot. Thanks mom, love you.

[@Hamza-uh6oy]

Haha... still nice video

[@EmilParkour]

*choked

[@sergeyg436]

Meanwhile bad boy's mom: don't forget the extinguisher

[@marlon1be]

@@EmilParkour sjoked*

[@theflowerisbeautiful3709]

Haha hilarious 😂

[@jameshardy6277]

I'll have to stitch a pocket into my Gi this week now.

[@Marc-bm6do]

😂😂

[@leopardii6565]

The old gasoGi trick, light your opponents sleeve on fire

[@dregrant8262]

You hear it all day, expect the unexpected. But how the hell can you expect that 😂

[@fornax5798]

Apparently everyone got this in their recommended. It's almost like KZbin knows something is about to go down and is subtly warning us. Edit: I can't believe I actually have to say this directly, but this comment was a joke based on a meme format, and not a genuine political accusation or conspiracy theory.

[@averagepullupenjoyer4480]

😐

[@samyeezy3068]

I'll remember this comment just in case

[@TheAzCorner]

You say that corp corp would warn anyone lol

[@m1aouzdt]

Recommended comments are so

[@galacticlouds155]

Um , you do know there is somthing called "mass recommendation " Or unless you have very bad humor

[@Mike_Toreno]

Advanced way of dealing with this: If you're on a very high building, jump off when someone is choking you. No way he's gonna keep doing that.

[@mr_niceman]

Well.... :)

[@justinC1804]

Well, yeah that works but your attacker will be dead and so will you...

[@Mike_Toreno]

@@justinC1804 and the best thing is, idc if i live or die, but at least my revenge will be taken.

[@GForceIntel]

Counterintuitive

[@Brahly]

It’s a win win situation

[@jrvane11]

I'm surprised the UFC fighters haven't picked up on this technique. :-D

[@N-e-o1]

Breaking news: Jon Jones was found carrying a pico lighter and used it to get out of a choke.

[@ngiyoow8111]

@@N-e-o1 hahahaa

[@Tom-kn6sr]

They know about it but they don't have any pockets...

[@kieffkipkeep]

@@Tom-kn6sr there is, and it may be a little uncomfortable to put a lighter inside *wink*

[@jerrys.1910]

OMG....LMAO!! This showed up on my feed and am so glad I opened it. Biggest laugh of the week for me! Thanks.😂

[@amankota2121]

( holds lighter in the pocket ) Mom : are u smoking ? Huh??? Me : nah , cool way to escape from choking ;)

[@Raj-cd2ry]

Technically thats hot way of escaping🤣

[@daemonace5910]

Most people bring a lighter to choke themselves. I bring it to prevent choking ;)

[@toazethegecko]

E

[@DINOSHREDDER]

“chocking”

[@Begginerartist-g7u]

@@Raj-cd2ry lmao

[@TheGreatBoomy25]

Next day... -MMA now permits 1 lighter per fighter, per match.

[@niwempleh]

So if the fighter has a box of matches he can a lot of lighters!

[@Thedoug369]

Lol, that's about the only way to get out of that one without killing someone!

[@IamJigle]

@Some Person to do that you would need to be very fast and significantly stronger in order to do it before your lights go out

[@user-ud6xw3js3r]

@@IamJigle tuck your chin and face the neat that creates between the elbow and his arm and you'll buy a good amount of time. If you know how to grapple then get to the ground and try to land on top of him. I tried to chocke a friend of mine who had been doing mma for 6 years and I had no experience yet and he did this and it worked

[@nicksalvatore5717]

@@IamJigle Breaking fingers or toes was a very well known and common tactic in Greek Pankration fights. It was the main counter to any chokehold, but it’s illegal in modern MMA. However I’d say it’s not reliable due to the very high adrenaline situation that is an unprovoked attack.

[@one4all885]

@Some Person the guys right arm was secured by his left arm. Meaning what your saying wouldn't work unless someone is chocking you right. Sure if the guy is chocking you one handed not properly securing that arm with the other then yeah, go for the fingers to pull down. Pulling down on the wrist won't do anything. That's just like trying to push or pull a door open from the side that has hinges. Not as easy to do compared to the other end.

[@Ironborn4]

@Some Person rnc has only 1 defence sequence and it is very low success rate. If the choke is in properly, the chance is pretty much 0. The defence is: 1. Tuck chin in. 2. Grab the securing hand behind your head as quickly as possible and peel it away from your head 3. Loosen up the choking arm. 4. Turn body to get chest-2-chest. Stuff like finger pulling could help in removing the hand behind the head but honestly, it's just a small tactic that doesn't work that often. If the guy has his hand behind your head already, you're pretty much dead. All he needs to do is tuck his head in to protect his hand and squeeze for 10 seconds

[@ThexthSurvivor]

I honestly was not expecting that. Brilliant! 🤣

[@alexandrosvoumvoulakis8457]

Just imagine how people feel after quiting smoking to get better with BJJ drills

[@sovereignboss1841]

"chuckle I'm in danger"

[@moonwalkinmyers3431]

“Call an ambulance, call an ambulance!” *BUT NOT FOR ME*

[@moonwalkinmyers3431]

@BL00DIFIER now there are 2

[@Praneel]

Pog

[@overprime3978]

Myers has been censored in dbd chat OMEGALUL

[@moonwalkinmyers3431]

@@overprime3978 Myers can only chat **breathing noises**

[@moonwalkinmyers3431]

@@overprime3978 he can no longer chat words with survivors

[@michaeld5591]

That’s funny as hell, I never seen somebody give up Chock hold so quick, Hahahahahaha, I can’t stop crying, this was great

[@dellortteg6875]

The best video in youtube.

[@leonflorence118]

I tried this. It works! Anywhere on the arm is just fine, it doesn't have to be on the elbow specifically. I highly recommend people try this escape!

[@bsrkoacar8414]

How often do you find yourself being choked

[@rahilking6149]

@@bsrkoacar8414 😂😂

[@1683clifton]

Ooh daddy choke me more. Fire emoji

[@AuditAmplifier]

I laughed so hard at this reply... "anywhere on the arm is just fine," LMAO.... ugh, so funny...

[@1683clifton]

Read bart simpson

[@we_wee_weeeeee]

Everyone is gangsta until this man takes his pink lighter out. Edit: Thanks for likes. But now I Summon Pink Lighter Gang. Pink Lighter FIREEEEE🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@daddyjoe2772]

I know who you’re talking about

[@shini64m14]

@@daddyjoe2772 everyone knows

[@ritzzzblitzz6833]

I KNOW!

[@randomtrigger1378]

Multiverse is strong in this one

[@varunsuvarna8743]

'It ain't even breast cancer awareness month man'

[@everardosalvador-martinez49]

Top 10 moves self defense teachers hate Number 1: Lighter

[@darrylblanch8463]

I could imagine a crusty old grandad teaching it to grandkids. Burn their arm then kick em in the cods

[@vintoncerf7562]

I finally saw an escape technique that works

[@MyOwnWrld999]

This technique took months to master but I got it now

[@markthompson4225]

I would hate to see the guy you spared with’s arms

[@youtubernouser2410]

In Soviet Russia: you don't explain how to escape a lock! *you argue who gets to explain the lock*

[@Deleted11100]

That’s just UK folk 🇬🇧

[@Inquisitor_Vex]

They are Welsh!! South Walian.

[@youtubernouser2410]

@@Inquisitor_Vex ok, Shakespeare

[@Inquisitor_Vex]

@@youtubernouser2410 Shakespeare, why? Because of ‘South Walian’?

[@youtubernouser2410]

@@Inquisitor_Vex Shakespeare was claim to be knowledgeable, you was claim to be knowledgeable so...

[@JimmyFoxhound]

"The one who understands when and where he has a light will prevail" - Sun Tzu

[@chadgrantham2883]

Wasn’t expecting that. Almost dropped the phone laughing so hard!!

[@MooneShadow]

Walking with a lighter... bro that was gangsta!!! Best technique ever.

[@TallSilentGuy]

Suddenly the dragon flag on the back wall makes sense.

[@HowlingMoonCinemas]

@Simon Good one!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍👍👍👍

[@simpsonsonic0003]

It isn't just a dragon flag. It is Wales flag.

[@MARK-gp9hb]

@@simpsonsonic0003 nah its just a dragon >:)

[@krunalkshirsagar7325]

"They had us in the first half-not gonna lie"

[@temik96]

I WAS GOING TO POST THE SAME COMMENT

[@angelgfromcorkerii8797]

😂

[@fuckk-popandtiktok3388]

@@angelgfromcorkerii8797 why are you laughing ?

[@yusha1059]

@@angelgfromcorkerii8797 why are you laughing

[@angelgfromcorkerii8797]

@@fuckk-popandtiktok3388😂

[@tmayberry7559]

That was a sneaky and cheeky move at same time cheers mate 😂😁👍

[@edenm.1114]

I like how the moment the lighter clicks, the guy makes a “The fuck was that?” face.

[@joeypencil5368]

You could see in his face that deep inside he knew, something wrong was going to happen 🤣😂🤣

[@KennethMixson]

Yes, I saw that too.

[@rachelrose20]

Wow!!!! This is potentially life saving! Well done and thank you!

[@jujiwastaken]

This is a joke, you'll have a hard time performing that in a real situation. If it's windy outside, your lighter is running out off gas and your opponent is dragging you around, you're fucked ngl

[@rachelrose20]

@@jujiwastaken yeah, I see what you mean! 🤓

[@humancorruption9718]

@@jujiwastaken My G 👊😂

[@humancorruption9718]

@UCyQYw9aKUwMLf5tqfpdU6mQ Your an idiot 😂 joke but seriously if someone has you mounted like that you're too late to do anything.

[@rachelrose20]

@@humancorruption9718 🤣❤️

[@pranaypatra16]

"Who needs strength when you have brains" - Tony Stark

[@gabrielnefriol9039]

Lmao

[@pranaypatra16]

@Nathan W if you strip away the differences in universe and backstories of iron man and batman they are basically the same character insanely rich high iq playbois

[@SandraWantsCoke]

who needs brains when you have strength - Russian proverb (no shit, very popular one, every Russian speaking person knows it, сила есть, ума не надо) In Soviet Russia strikes again!

[@bigman8614]

“Random sh!t that is false and nobody cares about” - Someone

[@solvemproblerstudios5889]

@@pranaypatra16 Yeah- but the differences are what make them themselves. Batman is driven by vengeance- Iron Man is driven by guilt. Main reason why Tony has greater focus on better tech, while Bruce focuses on skill and tactics.

[@samuricexful]

MMA fighters need to learn this man.

[@easoncaelum4072]

Someone asks me “Why do you got a lighter with you? Do you smoke?” I’ll be like “Nah, bruh. It’s a self defense tactic.”

[@rayva1]

Any self defense tactic can be as simple as holding a book and using it to ward off your attacker. 😁

[@antonboludo8886]

@Vitruvius Burning is a horrible pain.

[@antonboludo8886]

@@rayva1 Yes, but here you cannot ward him off because you are already trapped in his grip.

[@justinhughs9166]

After years of searching, I have finally found a teacher to study under. Now.... where's my lighter?

[@MrNewVegas101]

I'm currently a Pink Disposable hoping to work my way up to Black Zippo

[@Mario_1611]

Why would I want to escape? You know how rare human contact is for me? 😭

[@samyeezy3068]

🤦‍♂️

[@Monster-cj7kf]

Oh really is that so?

[@nyankers]

ah yes, the most advanced escape technique "h-harder

[@adlanisdelan3650]

@@nyankers i describe your comments by your name Nya onii chan Ya- Yamete

[@nyankers]

@@adlanisdelan3650 kyaa~

[@ChrisMortee]

That technique was absolutely 🔥

[@adc4836]

I mean, on the streets that’s about one of the only ways I see this going

[@UnrealSickness]

Here is what i do, u grab the man's finger from either hand, preferable if is the pinky, then break it lol

[@wafflescripter9051]

@@UnrealSickness you can’t access the fingers like that, one hand is in their elbow and the other is behind your head

[@deadguysuperstar]

Was having a bad day until I seen this

[@nowthatsbetter8997]

Totally great. Thought "no way he's getting out of that." Flame to the rescue!

[@boddysurfer]

I was so ready to talk $hyte, but this truly is the only way to escape a deep choke!

[@IronMan3582]

The look on his face when he processes what is happening is incredible

[@Ferreal92]

Y'all laughing, but I'm going to the liquor store right now and buy me a lighter.

[@im_sincerely_sorry8812]

You smoke?

[@lamest2023]

That was so damn funny, I really thought I was going to see a new technique in MMA instead I laughed so hard and loud thank you I loved it 😅👍

[@DCHart07]

He looks like Maurice from Madagascar