How to fake your death for views

[@thejesuschrist]

It's always the weirdos that drag me into their "realities". SMHH.

[@lol_0kkay]

Jesus Christ hi Jesus ily

[@ballin2424]

I love you jesus

[@JLoughlen]

Jesus Christ I love you

[@horacioquiroga290]

Sup j-dawg

[@jozzzy8758]

Allah all the way

[@Zeytrixx]

_Their channel is dying, but not them._

[@dkmarcusdk867]

Top kek

[@lol-wr2ni]

Damnit this wasn’t even a good comment why’d you win

[@rcv304]

Lol

[@Zeytrixx]

xDestroy y u bully me ;(

[@dankmcspicy6711]

You know a comment will have heaps of likes when they get 237 subscribers in 4 minutes

[@Zach0451]

It took me like half the video to realize pyro wasn't editing their video

[@evildokkanworld5126]

His*

[@shaggythelaggy3952]

@@evildokkanworld5126 no he meant their video I think

[@patchthefat]

Hobo Frodo me too, I honestly thought Pyro was being ironic but nope.

[@john-fo5xv]

Hobo Frodo he didn’t?

[@bigounce3297]

*her*

[@me-eh1zt]

“My acne, it’s a side effect of my *disease* “ Me: Being a teenager??

[@mercimande8766]

being alive

[@lukedstaten]

I love that... lol 😂

[@freestylejr082]

I’m dying I guess idk

[@madeleineisabelle9383]

Hitting a bit close to home there.

[@nighthawkmoneybaggs1660]

Absolute vertigo

[@CretinH]

Why are they lying about dying it's not nice to get people's hopes up

[@HomosexualJessiePinkman]

Oof

[@DebatableSnowman]

OOF

[@preciousshittu1768]

Major oof

[@Eking-su3tr]

Oof

[@dickcockwallace9975]

Shut went from 1 to 100 real fucking quick

[@LazerzZ]

Call the game review series “So Guys, We Played it”

[@duneashbaugh1768]

This is ingenious

[@Otoskire]

Yes

[@michaelhart420]

We reached a quarter of a million positive reviews on steam

[@theskray2653]

FUCK YEAH

[@ciaralloyd1754]

LazerzZ omfg yes. Genius

[@hansypants]

free me from prison pyro

[@theobsidianshvl]

nope

[@starryskies7002]

Dad 9 year olds can’t do that smh

[@-blank-5254]

ok this is freakin' epic

[@yeetyeetskeetskeet266]

Tell him to make petscop 2 please.

[@Icannotfold]

Please come back I need that milk u said u were going to get

[@benedictzephyr]

so the neurosurgeon told him it was all in his head? genius.

[@bonk6820]

I mean, he isn't wrong

[@IXIRaygun]

I throw up on command and when I went to the doctor they said "it's all in your head, stop it"

[@bonk6820]

@@IXIRaygun I cum on command, when I went to the doctor he said: "stop it, it's all in your nuts"

[@trxasalt]

Ha bruh that impossible

[@angelareese5794]

Ultra mega super bruh moment 👌

[@traviswilliams2348]

That's right! You may fool all those nine year olds, but pyro is a 10 year old with no car, you can't fool him!

[@jeffmeme692]

Travis Williams Yea pyro the fellow minecrafter will strike down these fools

[@snackaroo4568]

Travis Williams im a 9 year old who doesn’t care about those thots

[@wickermind6668]

"Did he heal me fully?" "No" *roll credits*

[@cako666]

*curb your enthusiasm theme*

[@yureiotakughost9464]

Protogen

[@wickermind6668]

@@yureiotakughost9464 ey

[@krino45]

Seinfeld theme

[@sk8terzane818]

Yurei OtakuGhost who that

[@vuppet5684]

Remember the hope for petscop 2? This is it now...

[@botslayer4762]

Stop following me

[@jmatthews4064]

I think the more people ask about it, he's less likely to feel motivated as he getting demands by the sounds of it 😂

[@Keniisu]

I was going to the comments to post exactly this, but here you are. Already doing the lords work.

[@clappedgeorge5332]

Feel old yet?

[@jmatthews4064]

@@Keniisu thank you friend!, as much as I'm excited for the next part, I'd rather wait yknow?, feels more worthwhile that way and I enjoy it a bit more 😊

[@kennyproductions8767]

basically a chiropractor does this: sees someone with cancer punches in the face screams "YOU ARE CURED"

[@doyoufart1334]

@George W cant beat them if you shot them twice in the head and buried their body in a place where no one will find them

[@respectfulgamer7232]

@George W That would work but you're forgetting they are buried in a place where no one will find them!

[@alexdavis8665]

@@doyoufart1334 only problem is you have a .0001% chance of having that person survive track you down kill you and then end a war practically by themselves.

[@VOID_X362]

No he 🅱️ucking shoots him

[@redacted7408]

George W like that one scene in red dead two where John kicks the lumbago out of uncle

[@francescofulghieri9608]

Maybe you could call the game thing “not Petscop 2”

[@donkeysizedrat2702]

La Levesque or NPS2

[@thegloriouspyrocheems2277]

Non-Petscop 2: This Is Not Petscop

[@urfork1]

Actually this would be really funny. He should donit

[@TheArrivalCyberse]

Acne boy doesn't have vertigo he has *Absolute Vertigo*.

[@joeyferrs5965]

SweWolf No, he has Lumbago. It’s a serious medical condition.

[@kyplaygaming]

Joey Ferrs L U M B A G O

[@TheArrivalCyberse]

@@joeyferrs5965 It's a medical condition alright, but it ain't serious. Studies shows that up to 80% of people will get lumbago sometime during their lifetime. Easy to get when lifting things wrong or with age. Fancy name for backpain.

[@aidanmoore6660]

@@TheArrivalCyberse its sarcasm, they know it ain't serious 🤦‍♂️

[@MYcool1111]

@@joeyferrs5965 what is lumbago 👙👙

[@Trisaaru]

The guy who has vertigo probably says he needs to be in a wheelchair after stubbing his toe.

[@121hearc]

Then does a stream to raise money for the wheel chair and gets up and walks away at the end

[@thedragon7041]

@@121hearc *Gets up to use the bathroom*

[@AdamG1983]

Nah bro Lumbago

[@austindement2647]

Handz 0n Trigger I saw you on jacksfilms

[@Manajust4fun]

@@thedragon7041 *sees cockroache on floor during stream* "Oh shit" *gets up and runs to the nearest flamethrower* "Oh that was my emergency adrenaline that only kicks in once in a lifetime" *sits back down*

[@zerelden2099]

My mom has vertigo! shOulD i CaLl a ChIroPraCtoR

[@notverybreathtaking3631]

He's right, and make sure to mention doctors that don't exist to sweeten the pot

[@gregorymirabella1423]

@Soccer Loco HIT THAT SUBSCRIBE BUTTON, SMASH LIKE, TURN ON NOTIFICATIONS AND GET ABSOLUTLY NOTHING WHILE I RAKE IN MOENEY AND JUST LAF

[@jasminemanansala5830]

You shouldn't the don't

[@shiver8082]

Tilt your head upside down for a minute the put it up for a minute. I know this comment is a joke but this helps.

[@asiancynical4682]

No, you should call........... *_The Ghost busters_*

[@cyberjoy404]

Remember the guy who made a petscop video, this is him now

[@TheREALHugo4]

Seriously.

[@genericuser1454]

Remember the guy who made Shrek is Swag, this is him now

[@dontcaretbh1335]

can someone revive pyro from the dead so he can bully more children

[@billy_bunzz2993]

Ik, he’s been out for almost a week ;-;

[@JoseOrtiz-gb5tr]

Still waiting for petscope 2

[@Paguyuban_tepa_selira]

Yo

[@Paguyuban_tepa_selira]

Yo

[@igbinedion6410]

Yo

[@SuperGamingDude]

Perfect name for the game reviews would be “petscop 2 review”

[@zebra0826]

damn, I thought the same exact thing. I think the first EPIC game he should review is that weird game call "Lego Petscop"

[@TheEpicDuck25]

Go back to super mega

[@quintenvanginderen8635]

Review fallout 4

[@tonikadzibanov2503]

to bad petscop is not a game hehe...

[@cldomed550]

Just say we are pyros

[@conall9415]

10:32, "We saw a kid come in, completely autistic, their arm is spazzing, there leg is spazzing." As an autistic person, I want to say; What? That is not how Autism works at all. It's not like having a seizure. Autism is a neurological disfunction that effects your ability to socialize, and act as expected in a social situation. It can also cause you to develop unusual habits, or Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder. It doesn't cause you to go into an epileptic fit 24/7.

[@blackdynamite8662]

THEY DELETED THE VIDEOS

[@Dabajaws]

Man i sure do hope someone picks up that phone *BECAUSE I FUCKING CALLED IT*

[@greenhowie]

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[@yuggoth777]

@@Dabajaws but WHO WAS PHONE?

[@Dabajaws]

@@yuggoth777 my grandma,she was baking cookies

[@skylovefoxandanimexd7660]

why

[@mrjesus9232]

87 years of T-POSING still going strong get on my level 7 year olds

[@ballstretcher2178]

Mr Jesus ＮＯ Ｕ

[@mrjesus9232]

@@ballstretcher2178 *in Japanese bad ass deep voice* NANI

[@mrjesus9232]

@@ballstretcher2178 I curse with T-POSINGitis u can T-Pose no more mortal

[@christianred9730]

@@mrjesus9232 You're not Jesus. You're a boomer! DISGUSTING!😡

[@Santiago-gy7vw]

@@christianred9730 r/wooooosh

[@CanadianDan854]

I didn’t get a notification for this video, even though had the bell on... _KZbin, this is not epic._

[@TheMoisticle]

KZbin should game end themself

[@stinker7630]

again?!??!

[@the011darkwolf]

Same

[@TarikIsmail2]

Are you gonna be like Justin. Y or something?

[@padzsc]

*#MoOOoooøœÔDd*

[@i-win]

Remember those "dying" KZbinrs? This is them now... feel old yet?

[@backstabbersyke]

We wrote that at the exact same time 😂

[@goodvibezone8136]

BackstabberSYKE what are the odds?

[@backstabbersyke]

@@goodvibezone8136 I DON'T KNOW WHY 😭😭😭

[@Peccofan63]

we had the same idea

[@GrapeDaily]

I loved the colab with dinkster

[@Nathorix]

Remember the man that made MLG montages? This is him now... EDIT: He changed the title and ruined my epic joke.

[@schoidz5066]

Nathorix No shit

[@TimesNewChoco]

:/

[@mohamed7813]

his channel's dying now

[@Regw2520]

ROBLOX is no

[@denisdenisdenisdenisdenis]

Roblox clickbait youtuber :thinking:

[@hugo511]

The left guy’s hairline is the only thing that’s dying

[@italianwaffle5592]

Craigslist Assassin boy on the left so oily, pizza face, oil the pan looking ass no stick looking ass

[@rossocadare]

Craigslist Assassin fucK I WAS GONNA COMMENT THE EXACT SAME THING

[@HamzaKhan-ei8ht]

@@italianwaffle5592 ima cook fries with that grease who hungry

[@wanyrog5896]

Who cares about a hairline

[@BossOfAllTrades]

He got the 8th grade haircut by dad

[@amboo57]

The only acceptable name for Pyrocynical’s subscribers is: Bullies.

[@cyrodiin]

@@Motivated_Alpha ew self advertisement in other people's channels

[@MsNotorials]

@@cyrodiin You shouldn't have clicked it bro.

[@Xhepyxopila]

@@cyrodiin it specificaly said "DON'T CLICK THIS" why do you click it?

[@cyrodiin]

@@Xhepyxopila Come on, you're telling me people telling you not to do things doesnt make you want to do it?

[@Xhepyxopila]

@@cyrodiin For some people yes For someone who did that and saw someone who's head just got crushed by a tire no

[@ohmygodno398]

Only 90's kids will remember the title: Remember those "dying" KZbinrs? This is them now...

[@lilholm9446]

Lol

[@nihalius2388]

When Pyro ends up in a clinic. PyroClinical

[@omarhst]

No

[@DJK5364]

So guys we did it, we got involuntarily hospitalised.

[@raialasio1574]

The comedian

[@crozel7262]

XDD

[@metarama8784]

Can't say I haven't heard that one before.

[@ch.illmatic]

I Legit won an iPhone x from extreme games but I was given a kidney stone

[@corestro]

Oof

[@ohmygodno398]

friends of John Wick. jesus christ quackity sucks.

[@nyxiehero5979]

default skin

[@AlyphRat]

throw the stone at them lmao you dumb

[@bigchez2342]

"autistic person spazzing out... and two months later they could function as a normal person" can I just say, as an autistic person myself, there is so much wrong with this sentence

[@user-ri3oz1hi4k]

CookieClub-IKR, I thought the same thing (my brothers autistic). The way they talk about all this shit is just offensive, tbh.

[@moykurs]

me too, I'm not easily offended but that really got me

[@amtrakisveryepic]

Is that a Natsuki profile pic I see?

[@bigchez2342]

@@amtrakisveryepic yes indeed

[@amtrakisveryepic]

@@bigchez2342 Natsuki and Sayori are second best in my opinion. I love them :3

[@crw_5319]

Yeah i’m gay G:where A:is Y:Petscop 2

[@garfiel_d]

Swaggerman 69 I’m a W.I.P

[@christianred9730]

We want a video about Fortnite Save the World mode's backstory.

[@giosgamingpit4198]

It's no where

[@christianred9730]

@Staeker JP Actually I have the video for it. I will just show you the link as you can see on this comment.

[@yfnratchet]

Swaggerman 69 | I did a GAY to that fetus G: Giant A: Ass Y: Yeetus

[@AverytheCubanAmerican]

T posing for 87 years.....Jesus Christ

[@pmc614]

-okay now that's epic-

[@mast3r248]

T-posing for 87 years *My Response: JESUS CHRIST*

[@germex1837]

87 years of t-posing...... THE WORD OF THE LORD AAAAAMEN

[@ghostgirl7089]

When they compare the fake virtigo with eye cancer, that was honestly extremely horrid to hear, since my friend has recently died from brain cancer. Yes, Brain cancer and Eye Cancer are different things, but the thing is that the brain cancer caused a tumor on her eye, which caused her to go blind in her one eye and her eye swelled up. This really gets me mad because your fake disease, or overly blown out of proportion disease, is not as horrible as someone who has cancer. Were you going blind? Were you so sick you were in the hospital for months? No? Then stop trying to make your fake diseases. Doctors can see tumors with scans, and you trying to compare what you have right now to something as horrible as cancer? Stop it, and just grow up and stop claiming your dying from virtigo, and dont say that eye cancer is like a little pain, it is not a little pain, it is serious.

[@raspberryenthusiast6974]

YES!

[@jasper3706]

So sorry for your loss, and thank you for pointing this out. It's disgusting how these people talk about disease and minimize it, especially since the one with kidney disease should understand how serious of an issue it is.

[@thelambsauce7307]

I’m sorry for your horrible loss man but I guess he is no longer in pain and has found the peace he’s probably longed for.🤞👍

[@blacknyellow962]

Sorry for your loss man, and I agree it’s extremely horrid that this kid is comparing his “”””real”””” vertigo to any form of cancer

[@JohnBread69]

Ghostgirl 708 dab wounds

[@brejvarr5993]

9:13 that looks like an SCP document.

[@hiakutzuaki5845]

I keep getting confused by which is their editing and which is pyros...

[@lukenleia7796]

Hiaku Tzuaki Just try to enjoy the vid, don’t think about it too much you might end up like me

[@thedotgamer9592]

Why do they call their fans extremists

[@mildlydepressed]

Fucking Isis did it again.

[@jackshill8700]

I don't know

[@mildlydepressed]

@@jackshill8700 Why do I feel like I saw you somewhere else?

[@ilovefamilyguy64]

@@mildlydepressed do you know hello there daily?

[@allie-nm4io]

Extremegames

[@hollylotte]

Yes Pyro, we’d love Petsc- game reviews! And it should be called AGMAR; *a gamers monthly ad revenue*

[@secondpotentialchannel-5177]

BoxfPhex I like that

[@mistybreeze205]

good idea!

[@shalinimahalingam9064]

It triggered me so much when they started saying that what they're going through is the equivalent of having cancer and the doctors not being able to diagnose it because I went through that with bone cancer and had to live with the pain whilst the GPs just continuously wrote it off as growing pains. They have no idea how disrespectful they are being by saying that

[@ziggy5331]

I think pyro has lumbago and vertigo, and that's the reason he cant upload Petscop 2

[@IllllIIllllI]

White bg gang

[@Mars-oe5if]

I have lumbago, sorry

[@Alex-rv4oi]

Why u bully pyro

[@francescofulghieri9608]

It could be called “Cynical Review”

[@aidan3768]

or alternatively, Petscop 2

[@davidrodrigues3219]

Actually is not that bad man i like it

[@Aetherian1]

Ooh, how about "(Pyro)Cynical Brit"

[@anal2001]

fL petescop Bristol’s petscop

[@christianred9730]

So EPIC!!!

[@xx_swagllama_xx1500]

Here before it gets taken down

[@SC-ce3vp]

Here before I die. (Free iPhone give away!)

[@CheeseYourself]

8:37 This scene genuinely has the same energy as "I do not kill people, that is- that is my _least_ favourite thing to do"

[@Stryker98]

Remember the Pyrocynical fanbase? This is them now.... *PETSCOP 2* *PETSCOP 2* *PETSCOP 2* *PETSCOP 2* *PETSCOP 2* *PETSCOP 2* *PETSCOP 2* *PETSCOP 2* *PETSCOP 2* *PETSCOP 2* *PETSCOP 2*

[@ai-eo4dm]

So guys we did it, MLG Teletubbies, fortnite

[@ShrekIsGod1]

They’re also 9

[@Jeffy_the_J]

Feel old yet?

[@Kikoou]

Feel old yet?

[@klynol]

*Pyro releases Petscop 2* Fuck off, Pyro. Bully more kids

[@creator_ant]

_So Guys, We Did It: The Empire Strikes Back_

[@hugo511]

**goes to see doctor** **doctor starts doing his thing** **hears 3 snaps**

[@someperson5720]

Craigslist Assassin *I-I don’t feel so good...*

[@kyplaygaming]

Craigslist Assassin L U M B A G O

[@dumb8535]

Zoinks scoobs

[@danishamirul1543]

It is said that their house is literally a giant crucifix.

[@nadimali3554]

Ahm ahm petscop 2

[@gabrielamayo9023]

YES

[@TheMan-ks9lz]

YOS

[@yamothaisaverynizlady]

Randy Smors goteem hit the dab like kiz whalifa!

[@missluaner414]

Yis

[@chefboyardee7445]

JESUS TOOK MY PAIN AWAY

[@neonmaniac7865]

Corpses in the thumbnail Wow pyro didn’t expect this from you

[@gcnelite5983]

Great comment

[@lebigsmoke7260]

Bible Todd 2.11: “it just works”

[@rosekiller4025]

Is that a mothefucking jojo reference???

[@tristanbrown2189]

Rose Killer Fallout 76

[@kennywnorthkennorth6579]

#BethesdaRuinedFallout

[@lebigsmoke7260]

Kennywnorth Ken North nah, not completely mate, just fucked up a bit, like when ya mam doesn’t put enough sugar in your tea an you tell er to put some more fucking sugar in, the point I’m trying to make is that even though it might be a bit shit for fallout fans now it will get better, and at least we still have new Vegas

[@DanielA-xz4yq]

LMAO its so messed up at the end. Bless your soul pyro. "Drink more of my ELIXE *LOUD MUSIC*"

[@frinky21]

remember deep voiced lesbian? this is him now

[@tereziipyrope]

TheShadowLord007 Pyrocynical is going to game end you

[@criticalmilk4877]

Her

[@heaintagoodman]

Remember pyros intro

[@WraptorRangler]

now he's just a deep voices transgender

[@retrohawk9997]

TheShadowLord007 9

[@Bunny-lo3hg]

1:35 Ed Edd n' Eddy sound effect lol

[@UtsuhoOfHell]

I need that fucking sound for my phone

[@cybertyger583]

Pyro later died , due to alcohol poisoning caused by drinking the tiny bottle of Jack Daniels

[@ploxycone9397]

this is so sad can we get petscop 2

[@kjkh3104]

Game ended*

[@forkrolls]

this is so sad, Alexa can i get a quarter of a million F's?

[@daniloking223]

jeesus turned his blood into vine XD

[@Dabajaws]

Pyro is a tall child no wonder he died from it

[@himaltongames4360]

It’s 2019 October and they are still alive making videos

[@potatobro342_9]

It's because of *JESUS*

[@robotchickenpig7730]

Unfortunately......

[@slash5401]

That's spooky

[@arguedcorgi8628]

Oof

[@josephbarrera8332]

Sadly

[@jamest9395]

Call it scare Pewdiepie season 2

[@urfork1]

Yes

[@robtheprocrastinator1197]

Remember those petscop 2 promises? This is them now...

[@magron8029]

headass

[@imfimmy1868]

lol

[@maxbloodsworth927]

R.I.P Pepsi shirt you were as clean as a hospital

[@ayysianboi645]

Facts

[@primus0348]

Blud Red R.I.P indeed

[@briantoth858]

Dude literally looks like he's tryna grow a pimple farm on his face

[@loafofbeans8291]

he looks like a dot-to-dot puzzle

[@JeanMarceaux]

Nigga do be saving on cooking oil doe

[@thegrob8892]

That’s an insult to pimples

[@k3nl3x]

Original title: Remember those "dying" KZbinrs? This is them now...

[@rakshdeep5742]

K3N-L3X only 80’s kids will remember

[@Alex-rr3nr]

Yeah, remember.

[@triggered_atheist619]

I preferred that one...

[@steveen8489]

K3N-L3X Feel old yet?

[@XxzXFearXzxX]

doesnt have enough money to buy a car yet has enough to buy little mini bottles of jack daniels

[@23kurtzy]

I know what a goddamn hypocrite.

[@Joey_williams426]

stole them from the hotel mini bar where he works as a maid

[@lisan_al_gaibb]

Damn dude

[@KingLuxion]

I'm pretty sure it's not the fact that he can't afford one. He just believes he doesn't need one.

[@Joey_williams426]

KingLuxion r/woosh

[@ThisIsPat_]

Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m still waiting for Petscop 2

[@dogpower0088]

YOU'RE MOM IS A JEW

[@samarthdubey7]

Well, that escalated quickly

[@vro6108]

No

[@LittleSaintMary]

So guys we did it....

[@Jakemon123]

I was thinking of a joke but someone already did it

[@smolbrainhuman1598]

They're like me as a 10 year old kid explaining to my Mum why I shouldn't go to school today.

[@stickmanwithahat4642]

Why because your ten year old self tried to explain Dizziness. Feeling like you're moving or spinning. Problems focusing the eyes. Hearing loss in one ear. Balance problems. Ringing in the ears. Sweating. Nausea or vomiting. or just nausea and vomiting?

[@shogunofsorrow3895]

Me trying to tell my momi can't go to school because I'm having a heart attack in my arm

[@mdaziz.bouaouina]

Pyro is a furry I miss the 2016 drama

[@edwin5145]

Who gets fucked by 40 year old men, in giraffe costumes!

[@natey9190]

المنطقة التونسية - Tunisien Zone and furries should be executed

[@vuilnisgod4388]

You miss cancer? Ok

[@KalmerVT]

@@natey9190 Ah yes, killing people for what they want to do is a great idea! /s

[@totallynotasynth9978]

Hey I am Tunisian too

[@griffinxu4576]

So guys we did it, we got involuntarily hospitalized.

[@davetheminion8979]

So we are not dying and ahhh.... You’ve been gnomed

[@justbanana9563]

The Game

[@bananaman1397]

I was kind of hoping that these guys called their subs “extremists”

[@Anonymous-eo2er]

Xtremists without the ‘e’ because his fans are too “cool” to spell it right

[@bananaman1397]

Anonymous [26490] makes sense

[@ipadair7345]

Anonymous [26490] so Xtrmists

[@taxevader6958]

I prefer exorcists

[@crapcantbeholy1389]

Auto generated subtitles accept

[@user-jz6ui8hk7e]

Pyro you can’t make fun of other people when you still haven’t made petscop two

[@Mostenire]

So guys we did it, we failed to release Petscop 2

[@akuma-5335]

Blur stop the spam PLeAsE

[@unreasonable3957]

250,000 fails and still counting

[@Avahria]

Bullying pyro 2018

[@tyber1869]

6 days without a video. Petscop 2 is coming.

[@izzypleb6306]

Tyber gottem

[@glitch9254]

No

[@Suiseisexy]

2 weeks ago (edited)

[@timothyschmiedl251]

No

[@joeyyeet2970]

wtf is petscop 2??

[@schlopsker.mp5]

On behalf of all Christians, I want to apologize

[@spooxy_6390]

Stalin shall make our souls pure on the side of communism

[@partylizard8343]

Because of your profile pic I don't forgive you

[@schlopsker.mp5]

Partylizard you know what a joke profile is, right?

[@partylizard8343]

@@schlopsker.mp5 yeah, it was a joke

[@ithurtswhenipee4526]

*communist profile picture*

[@moymoymoymoymoymoy]

Remember those commentary KZbinrs? This is them now. R.I.P 2016

[@OGBeefStew]

Probably played some bookworm adventures deluxe. It heals the soul.

[@RishN1604]

Agreed

[@Vanished584]

Time to play book worm

[@JoaoPedro-ps8lk]

You're way more fun than Justin Y, dude.

[@jorgesalinas3068]

Your appearance is underappreciated

[@colorphone5154]

Beef Stew this isn’t even dunkys channel... Speaking of him have you seen his bookworm adventure video?

[@th21029]

His vertigo stopped him walking into the light

[@aaaaa-po9lk]

it stopped him from dying light so guys

[@Jrtekk]

@•_• Hate myself we reached a quarter of a million subscribers

[@lorx9425]

Bruh are we just gonna ignore the fact that there's a holy bible for Minecrafters

[@yungoranj6935]

Are you mocking my religion?

[@lorx9425]

@@yungoranj6935 sorry man, please forgive my pixelated sins

[@trollege9488]

Don't mock our god /notch/

[@xboxollieify]

IT'S NOT A TIK TOK VIDEO PRAISE THE LORD

[@HMgamingEXP14HUW]

ITSjustSHELL didn't get a tik tok advert either thank fuck for that

[@sleefsleef35]

Release petscop 2 or I'll put your mom in prison.

[@sky_shu]

No, if he doesnt release the video youtube will ban his channel and take his ads away

[@fatmandirtball4746]

But she's already tracer

[@shabkan2]

Game end her mother

[@SSalem.]

Gaming Series name : Pyro Plays

[@mcoupe69]

Alcoholix F u seem greasier than me

[@spaghettiandpie]

I have a severe case of lumbago and the only cure is petscop 2

[@kingdraco6422]

Rest in peace then

[@Alex-rv4oi]

Please pyro

[@laughercake3156]

Pyro's laugh breathes new life into me every time

[@pervertpenguinproductions2425]

I really can't tell what is Pyro's editing and what is XtremeGamez's.

[@davidangle4117]

same

[@josephstalin5751]

Same

[@crapcantbeholy1389]

Same

[@Chris-cm4wn]

same

[@YvenvH]

emaS

[@tonybinky20]

Am I the only one confused when it was pyro's edits or the actual video

[@Anipixelz]

No lol

[@3einEye]

Lumbago

[@davidespinoza102]

No

[@thewildpotato1814]

Ah yes, a Pepsi shirt. I give it 10 points.

[@rams6702]

hail all dem pepsi shirts

[@JSears44]

PESPISCOTT 2

[@EstabanTheCreator72]

Guys pyro is dying of not releasing petscop 2 1 like = 1 prayer to pyro EDIT:Okay I'm going check up on my comment **sees comment** **inhales** WHAT THE FU- **OCEAN MAN PLAYS** Thx guys have a wonderful day😁

[@coope5076]

F U N

[@UwU-lm9or]

1 like= 1 F in the chat

[@landoOrangutan]

I have a serious serious kidney disease *goes to chiropractor* Hey guys what’s up!

[@cheesemancer7039]

It's me xXxx69420xxxxXXxx here

[@culfre]

@@cheesemancer7039 hey, remeber me _.:xXdarkkillerXx:._

[@lunamarie1456]

From the perspective of someone that studied human behavior. They look down, look away and hold stares forcibly long. They're lying.

[@bigdave9188]

who studied it

[@pochit7622]

@@bigdave9188 you re mom XD

[@Mooogoose]

Tengo ayudas

[@Mooogoose]

@@pochit7622 Tengo ayudas

[@Mooogoose]

@@bigdave9188 Tengo ayudas

[@coolerghiaccio5905]

Remember the old title? This is it now.....

[@vaporlole5137]

feel old yet?

[@ryanfarrar343]

As a fellow Australian, I would like to apologise on behalf of my whole country, for bringing these pathetic excuses of humans into existence. So again I am so sorry

[@adriangeremia]

Ryan Farrar why are we still here

[@schmittfamily5045]

*Blares Land Down Under while dancing dressed up as TF2's Sniper, eating a vegimite sandwich, and battling Ned Kelly*

[@mrrithexthesilent6385]

Nothing to apologise, mate, Australia doesn't exist

[@schmittfamily5045]

Don't be sorry. Your country gave us the Aborigines, boomerangs, the Iron Outlaw Ned Kelly, kangaroos, Port Jackson Sharks, missions, Cassowaries, Uluru, road trains, and most of all : an awesome accent!

[@altaparks3627]

No worries! All your country needs to do to achieve forgiveness is to hunt these men down and feed them to Emus and/or Anything4Views.

[@justsomeredheaddude1475]

"People commenting that it's just acne" People: "The only thing your dying of is acne lol" "the guys face on the right looks like bubble wrap" "your lies are seeping through your oily skin and manifesting as blemishes" *side effects*

[@extrathicc4407]

So guys we did it we broke every single bone inside on of my body.

[@whatsanrwooosh2090]

Who broke your bones..?

[@Diego-vy4rn]

@@whatsanrwooosh2090 I know it's a joke but i can't help myself..... r/wooosh

[@whatsanrwooosh2090]

@@Diego-vy4rn lmao

[@marcoeusse4769]

lumbago

[@syphonexp4695]

On of my bones

[@stamvid2971]

You should call your game reviews Petscop 2

[@kittenwizard4703]

No its petscop 1.2

[@sieg3701]

name your subs "people who are desperate for petscop 2" im also one

[@jake-8508]

Bump

[@killianmakescontent9393]

That outro was nightmare fuel on 0.75x speed

[@quantum728]

Horseshoe Crab where's your pfp from lmao

[@Isavelli]

@@quantum728 Darude Sandstorm.

[@jkrowling7421]

Answer our cries you monster

[@umarghazari]

Pfp sauce?

[@themoody1899]

Did he/she change it?

[@lukashirmgard4505]

A name for a new series you will have can be called V erify T he V irgin Where you look at a bunch of people (like these 2) and criticize them. So basically what you have been doing for ages but now with a name

[@Zach-hi5gw]

They did surgery on XtremeGamerz

[@ChrisLuxonFanClub]

Did you actually heal them?

[@hereswolfy6918]

So how's t posing for 87 years been?

[@stillnousername9796]

using donations from grape-san rip

[@arteurysm]

Petition for Pyro to play pyro in TF2.

[@markortiz126]

Yes

[@B00GiE_MAN]

I think that's where he got his name actually

[@arteurysm]

@@B00GiE_MAN HMNMMMMM

[@arteurysm]

@@B00GiE_MAN According to a user from Norway, the name Pyrocynical is of Norwegian origin and means "Cancer". no joke its on google

[@zauhn8699]

I’ll sign

[@theupperroom6567]

KZbinrs: Try to fake their own death Jaystation: DEAD OUJIA BOARD CHALLENGE OMG THEY CAME AND GOT POTIONS FROM THE BLACK MARKET

[@its2point072]

OH MY GOD GUYS THEY CAME BACK FROM THE DEAD AND THEY BECAME GAY GUYS

[@Slenderbanana880]

"Remember those "dying" KZbinrs? This is them now..." This post was made by Pyro changes his titles more than snapchat news stories do gang

[@colingillis1141]

Wow he hasn't deleted it yet

[@freddiehammond2675]

Don’t tell him

[@julle5417]

I hit my toe. I went to the dentist. Now my arms finally work again :)

[@mardus3960]

Interesting, thats how I got my eyesight back

[@hamez1300]

I had ABSOLUTE VERTIGO, went to the dermatologist and now I can safely say my eyelids are in working order.

[@kyplaygaming]

Jull3 I have L U M B A G O very serious

[@vividandlucid]

I was diagnosed with a non-functioning heart last week, but then I drank CureAll™ (only €59,99 per bottle at your nearest pharmacy) so now I'm better

[@rexbutbetterthentheotheron1316]

Jull3 I was diagnosed with big gay then I saw memes and my depression was cured

[@gavinlopez6258]

People: Thank you God Doctors: :O