How To Get Laid (Mark Normand) | Broad Topix Ep 196

[@smutleybutcher]

Normand will be remembered as one of the best comics of his generation.

[@andycast_com]

I gotta agree! This guy is too likeable first off, then has some off-the-cuff material that burns down the place! On top of that he's a great comedy writer and stand-up. Currently my favorite out there in 2022. And has been for a few years now.

[@j.r09160]

That's kevin hart

[@jacobrouton7709]

@@andycast_com He can also queef on command. A truly talented gay.

[@edgarmike7519]

@@andycast_com agree except I like Theo a touch more.both undeniably great !

[@zacharylala5566]

Ohhh yeah. Top shelf top notch top tier , 10/10 phenomenal, love every second of em

[@ryud0]

If a girl gets the ick from you and breaks up with you out of nowhere. Just look her dead in the face and say ok. And walk away. Never contact her again and i promise you within 2 weeks you'll hear back from her. Nothing drives a woman more insane than not knowing if she had the upper hand in the relationship.

[@todd.howard]

This is always true. The 80s movie trope of standing outside your ex’s window with a boom box is dead. Any hint of desperation dries women up like crazy

[@mitchswish21]

And if anal wanst previously in the building......it had now entered !

[@Dripdroptop]

Listening to them talk about the ick makes them sound so pathetic. When a girl breaks it off with me, I would never chase. This whole ick thing just really helps justify it all now.

[@Joseph-uj9oe]

this is the most true thing ever written

[@joeblow6669]

-she comes back to you with 2 weeks' worth of another dudes ick inside of her. no thanks

[@andrewwilson8374]

Thank you ladies for completely validating the minefield us guys have to weave our way through.

[@briccs3830]

Yeah not gonna lie, it was refreshing

[@billyghostal]

Jerry Minefeld.

[@egusisoup1826]

We will stand for the dismissive lies NO LONGER. Men, be nice to your girl, curb stomp other women. Your welcome

[@6GorillaBiscuits]

It’s only a mine field if you talk to damaged women

[@billyghostal]

@@6GorillaBiscuits or are, yourself, damaged. Andy might just need a mirror.

[@TomTomLo1]

This psycology is exhausting. I'm just going to ignore it. If a girl is into me then cool. If not, IDGAF.

[@niekohshine521]

You can learn more observing women than listening to them.

[@thedonbishop55]

Amen.

[@Adriana-eu6ty]

Of course. People rarely lie with their eyes.

[@jacobsaenz7050]

Feel like that can go both ways

[@GlizzieMcGuire]

listening is observing

[@TroyPSPodcast]

I like that Mark on accident was like "Yuh gals gotta push it to an hour"

[@justthedecoy4687]

When you run podcast marathons, this seems like a sprint

[@j.r09160]

Mark? That's kevin hart

[@lostsoul2184]

Mark be blazin all the podcast scene as he goes through all of them one by one bringin numbers to the game all over the comedy map

[@tyler-pg6lm]

For every single thing women say is true, they also both agree that the opposite can also be true sometimes… like every single topic is that way, yet they always feel certain about how they feel

[@mindfulnessnow3094]

This podcast proves a point that keeps making more and more sense nowadays, if you wanna understand women, don't ask them, don't ever listen to what they say, instead watch what they do, women don't even understand each other. Breaking up with a guy after 7 months of relationship because he had "loud foot steps' ? Really ? i'mma walk like a f**** ninja now.

[@Americansikkunt]

Yes!

[@dimitrijekrstic7567]

Major maidenless energy bro, keep it down

[@altfiwithleighlommen310]

Crazy. But I love how the women are able to articulate the "ick" factor. Men get this too, but are libido often can supersede this.

[@benfisher.awesome]

Often?!? That must've been auto corrected from always.

[@ShortyComps]

@@benfisher.awesome i was thinking *our

[@geoffreychippersongiraffe5695]

Alex's art teacher vibe is incredible.

[@MultiLelde]

I just found this podcast and as someone who went to a black university, i never would have expected anyone to mention Ques. That description was pretty spot on, which made it funnier.

[@j.r09160]

Kevin hart is glowing damn what a handsome man

[@ole_limberlegs]

,

[@wes7949]

I'd love to see Kev in a major motion picture. Kids really blowing up

[@j.r09160]

@@wes7949 black dont crack

[@wes7949]

@@j.r09160 I know blacks who do crack tho

[@SaVVySoSSa]

I love mark Normand 🤣 he's just confused the whole time

[@j.r09160]

This is kevin hart

[@SaVVySoSSa]

@@j.r09160 comedy 😎

[@danfontaine8179]

He’s a great active listener

[@Cobhammar]

breaking up with somebody over loud footsteps is maybe the dumbest reason ive ever heard

[@mindfulnessnow3094]

I wish she had the slightest idea of how stupid she sounded...

[@shiftycolon]

you've never been broken up with beacause you cheated on her. In her dream.

[@andrewmckay7638]

Is "The ick" the female equivalent to male post nut clarity? 😂

[@tsedubgyatso]

Ha!

[@danfontaine8179]

Nah I think it’s more like if a girl has smelly vag or hairy pits or mouth breathes

[@willvr4]

nah, it's just an innate feeling where a girl will be disgusted by you and will never want to have kids with you, they'll never look at you as a sexual being ever again.

[@youtubedrifter5594]

Yes! That's exactly what it is.

[@one0one92]

“THEY SHOULD’VE SAVED HER FOR GAP” 💀 🤣

[@DesignRhythm]

A chick who looks like Weird Al Yakovic talking about guy's giving her the "ick" is priceless.

[@t1nma5k22]

She's projecting clearly

[@vampirefox7]

I normally only get on my exercise bike for 30 minutes but wanted to listen to the whole thing in one go so powered through. Very good episode

[@AIWFNW]

Mark Normand and Kim Congdon are 2 of my favorite stand-up comedians

[@redsnflr]

3:56 guys are "shallow" yet women need to paint their face to leave the house.

[@bradthunderpants3283]

They posted this on my incel forum. Thanks for being like this women.

[@aaron4583]

might be good to get off that forum

[@caricatureparty]

Mark Normand is a good listener.

[@zachcotter-aschoff2727]

My confidence continues to be shattered…

[@suchangburagohain]

man I love watching anything with Mark

[@kilgoretrout321]

It's actually kinda freeing to hear that women are illogical about their infatuations and rejections. I can just accept that the "ick" happened and get over it. And also, it reinforces to me the stereotype that women are quite affected by disgust. In my experience, some guys are like that (and it's pretty annoying), but I feel that women use it to judge others and validate their opinions. Again, this is a gender difference I can just accept. If it happens, I'll just shrug my shoulders and move on. It's great to know the differences and have them clarified because we truly are the same in almost every single way that matters, especially in terms of human rights and how the law should treat us, so knowing where we are different is awesome so that I can accept them and move on.

[@Ctpg93]

Content for our boring lives

[@squidincsquid]

Yut

[@ReenteringTheNewsCycle]

You three need a podcast. Period.

[@carlylenibley5966]

The bar to be a hot comedian male or female is extremely low

[@illuminahde]

I love when girls think they know what they want. It's cute.

[@youtubedrifter5594]

yup!

[@skyluke9476]

Girls always seem to think they know why they are attracted to a guy. Whenever I hear a girl go you dont know me, I know what I want. I'm like uhhhhh, when hundreds of people have told you differently, maybe you dont know yourself that well

[@mrborat2493]

Yeah, when they were describing how they liked a nice alpha male that treats them well but dismisses other women, they were just describing a man with high social status. Women are always analyzing men's status either consciously or unconsciously. It's not that the man doesn't let them have the control, it's that they will give him all the control if they feel like he has a lot of status. He doesn't even need to be alpha or nice or dismissive to other women.

[@automaticprophet8749]

Yeahhhh Mark brought the numbers 🔥🔥🔥 dude is a legend , this was a good podcast tho 💯

[@meatwad5022]

Ahh learning about some of the mind games of women and some laughs along the way, gonna have to take some notes. Cool pod subbed!

[@jaime7203]

Haha 🙃

[@Fabian080690]

Kim and Mark have chemistry

[@j.r09160]

You mean kim and kevin hart

[@skyluke9476]

Did she find a way to compare not wanting to really have sex with her boyfriend to being a rape victim? Words are powerful

[@corydystopia]

I wonder what the data is on Mark being on a podcast. Ive watched and listened to so many podcasts I never would have if I wasnt a mega queef for Mark.

[@uncle_podcast5332]

Haha The brutal things Mark Normand could say without being unlikeable or mean is unbelievable is amazing! “”You can’t be mad how “we” are wired”” what a useful thing to put in the armory super useful. I think it’s the musicality how he say it. Everything he’s saying just get by like elevator music.

[@joeblow6669]

I wish I had friends

[@dame4084]

What was with the weird cut at the intro when Kim passed it over to Alex? Lol was alex caught getting into the intro music and didn’t pay attention? Because if so I get it.. best podcast intro music ever!!

[@1llusionzz]

I only watch this at 3am when I randomly wake up and cant sleep so i do dabs and listen to this idk why but its like the 8th time i look forward to it 🤣

[@solomonwolfe3131]

haha love how mark keeps it funny for a crazy dark topic lmao 6:40

[@davidperez5089]

Only non parents Connot fathom yelling at a little kid Marcus. Your day will come!!! COMEDY!!!

[@iansteel6403]

Marc Normand is funny, but not nearly funny enough to warrant listening to the pyscho babble and complaining from these two miserable chicks. I don't get why so many women resort to crass vulgarity as the standard for humor since it's actually the exact opposite from what most men want.

[@randoH3000]

I love how mark just sat back in this one “Mmmmmm…..Oooooooooo…..here, here!”

[@stevenanguiano8069]

I could’ve listened to three hours of these three

[@nickelpenny1]

Normand is a riot bro

[@raycongfs]

Great pod! Normand brought me here!

[@jay6065]

Mark was willing to stay and talk for around an hour or more but these broads said no, that their good with 45 mins, bruh they get mark norman on their show and throw away a good opportunity, basicly staring a gift horse in the mouth.

[@j.r09160]

This is Kevin hart you psycho

[@wc6046]

I'd love to see the list of podcasts Mark has turned down

[@Roysendough]

He predicted her hitting the tree lol

[@MrMedicinalPurpose]

Marks bed head is funnier than Kim

[@j.r09160]

This is kevin hart

[@cloudyboy1756]

Ran into a teacher outside school once, she was with her identical twin and they were both walking into Victoria secret at the mall, I told everyone at school next day, got called into the principals office for a talking too.

[@Nitrotix1]

That's the rule for me, I don't want to have sex with most of my female friends for that same reason, but I also want to know the women I get in a relationship with beforehand.

[@eduardoc8296]

Normand with the iconic herschel coachs jacket

[@natebartley1814]

This show is a delight, I didn’t know

[@rumba6110]

Harrington is about to start tiptoeing around the house now 🥷

[@billsny9243]

this is the perfect Mark Mormand thumbnail

[@billsny9243]

im drunl\k lol

[@joeblow6669]

good moves Mark. I see you bro.

[@reidgriffith8465]

Mark Normand’s publicist is just like ‘Mark, go on every podcast ever’ Plot Twist: He is his own publicist.

[@briccs3830]

Another banger!

[@j.r09160]

This episode would blow the fuck up if they put his real name in the title

[@dopeinfertility]

Alex gots total period energy here. Makes me feel like she's either got a great idea, or is about to get offended and yell at me. Intense.

[@jacobmaccready7049]

shes become an uggo simple as that

[@AutumnExplore]

Nice guys who are also 'alpha' are guys who rarely leave their 'lane'/comfort zone. They are 'alpha' because they know and do few things...bosses in their own lane.

[@kforkunt2760]

I'll watch anything with Normand 👏👏👏👏

[@televisionpilot3551]

Kudos to Mark if he made it through this. Better than me

[@drakeshotplays]

Why does Kim mongdan remind me of The girl from Forespoken the main character 😂❤

[@goldentheponyboy2400]

Great Episode!!!👍👍👍👍👍🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@maceroee]

Never thought about it... I have a lefty bed wetter!!!

[@mvaladez187]

The R Kelly joke got me crying

[@buffalokids671]

I ❤️ the podcast! Only complaint I have is… MAKE IT LONGER! Under an hour is too short! 😢

[@ole_limberlegs]

They only get paid 70% of a man's wage. Be easy.

[@ChunKeyPeach]

First time listener, really enjoyed! New sub

[@freebirdjackson5511]

Mark Normand was good. These women are not that interesting and sad. For the sake of humanity, please seek other career options.

[@j.r09160]

This is kevin hart

[@teeple1877]

Hey! Just noticed this is the studio that Rogan did the pod with Artie Lange in.. 😆

[@brianlewis1372]

I knew mark would be good but I legit enjoyed all of this.

[@mannysanchez911]

How can we listen to Alex talk about relationships.. while she's with Harrington 🤷🤷🤷🤔😬

[@nastradumbass]

Surprised the women talk over Mark most of the time

[@AJohnSmith]

You’re surprised? New to women?

[@j.r09160]

This is kevin hart

[@fiernanluvall]

Very good! Be even way more gooder if Alex would try not to cut Kim off so often. They’re both saying interesting stuff but that gets real old real fast. One major strength most comics have down is not talking over each other.

[@robertfrancois6064]

Women are pretty good at putting together a puzzle, most start with the boarder and work inward

[@lostsoul2184]

Please do longer videos and alex please talk more

[@MrJol420]

Fam all whipits do is make your head go WOWOWOWOW . U don't get any duckin realizations. Man yall r shot.

[@ole_limberlegs]

First time listener, first time commenter....

[@robsrxx]

It was like a Goosebumps espisode.

[@MichaelTheChairman]

Great episode! 👏

[@novarem9828]

To think they let these people vote

[@mindfulnessnow3094]

I didn't vote for him because his steps are too loud, that's disgusting. ...

[@puzzymonsta69]

My woman been barely talkin to me lately…hopefully this gives some clarity

[@justthedecoy4687]

I think when Alex leaned off camera, she did a foot line of coke.lol love ya girls

[@jacobrouton7709]

Time?

[@roymakescomics]

@@jacobrouton7709 it's a joke from LoS

[@jacobrouton7709]

I watch LoS semi-regularly and didn't recognize it my bad. Also I didn't think it was out of the question because let's be honest...Kimi and A-rod have probably don't their fair share of lines. Matter of fact I think being around Louis on a daily basis for any amount of time probably raises your chances of cocaine addiction statistically by like 1000%

[@alexcoyg3281]

Women talk, this is one thing when i was young i didnt get, i thought the things they say actually mean something, but they dont, its just something they do, there is no meaning behind their talking, it is just white noise. Guys version of "ick is basically everything they do, but the procreation process overides all the stupid things they say, belive and do. We are the real angels of human race.

[@user-vf6km4sf2r]

I’m a man I most definitely get the “ick” it’s usually if a girl is cringey

[@choforogabriel]

Holy.. I'm also left handed and wet the bed too lmao

[@JGComments]

Statistically, if a woman is 34 and single, there chances of conceiving naturally fall below 1 percent. Hope the waiting to have kids thing works out…

[@Jumpy2423]

"I thought silly was fun?!" Yall just ruined his life

[@jamesmurray8572]

where’s that vid of the lady explaining women?

[@ianmackinlay8925]

I peed on a lot of kids… I am like R Kelly 😂 fs Mark Normand 😂

[@wyattrussell7496]

Normand got the Muslim closing tag from Quinn

[@j.r09160]

This is kevin hart

[@Sck519]

Kim wants Mark soooo bad

[@Champ3847]

I'm a guy and I got the ick from a chick that would smoke cigarettes indoors. Can't stand that smell, and I feel bad now for a few girls because I used to smoke a lot too (but never indoors)

[@justinwhitten5975]

By the time you're 35 your eggs might be dried up and you can't get pregnant. And the Younger You Are the better your body bounces back like women that have those huge belly buttons after they have a kid or the big black line under their belly button. If you wait to 35 there's not enough collagen in your skin to actually shrink back to the way it is now you always have this floppy pouch of skin under your belly button not to mention higher chances of having issues having birth or developmental issues in the fetus because your eggs are so old and spoiled.

[@dame4084]

Yo does Mike Harrington watch Broad Topix?

[@guitarnutbolinuli5788]

Normand has two conversations for podcasts: "ladies are weird, huh?" or "cancel culture, am I right?"

[@jsmnzgb]

You must be watching the same two podcasts on repeat!

[@SNNetwork]

Who the fuck feels like that on a whip it

[@squidwardtennisballs3390]

Mark is our Alexander the Great

[@j.r09160]

Kevin hart the great