HOW TO GET MERMAID POWERS

[@MrDyl666]

Who ever edited this deserves a raise for the god editing

[@michaelboyd395]

We all know that Aleks is our only God.

[@bongocatstudios7348]

Jayspock myworld Aaron?

[@KipomoVideos]

Bongocat Studios alon

[@DirkIronside]

Aron for God Tier!

[@UnderTheTableGremlin]

Aron

[@iampoppyseeds]

Aleks going along with that girls instructions so genuinely. It makes him seem like he'd be a good father. 🥺

[@NotMac]

Alixks using his powers legitimately made me jump

[@WEndro333]

Same.

[@peefmcgoose2908]

MackAttack713 "Alixks"

[@sagecash1442]

finally someone spells his name right

[@ethanwhitely]

MackAttack713 its Aelixxs. idiot

[@jelleheebing5716]

MackAttack713 Next week he's gonna tell us HE was the one who dropped the nukes on Japan

[@CuddleCuttlefish]

I love how seriously Aleks gets into the mermaid power guides. "HOW MUCH IS TOO MUCH?" *in panic*

[@MeAuntieNora]

"Now you have to get your charm, and kiss it." *Aleks excitedly pauses the video and looks at James intently* Haha that was hilarious.

[@LunarBrony]

James would be a great dad "Dad, I wanted to become a mermaid but we can't do it without a pool..." "WHAT?!?! THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT WERE GONNA GET YOU A BOSS ASS POOL RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!"

[@starman545]

LunarBrony "dad I wanna paint my hair" "dont use the dye"

[@Dab510]

You're not allowed to use dyes. That's cheating!. NO! NO! NO! God damn it! God damn it! God damn it! God damn it! God damn it!. You broke the rules! & the rest of what he said

[@theapplecommunity5021]

James lost more weight then I lost self esteem when I was bullied for three years.

[@danawhitegivingheadtomcgre3704]

TheAppleCommunity shoulda grew some balls and brought a gun to school.

[@jacklavancha9659]

you guys are fucked up even if you are joking it's still fucked up

[@drod87705]

Don't fucking comment on youtube videos then. It's all retarded and fucked up.

[@drod87705]

Ah dude you had self-esteem? Lucky

[@ruthless-ryu8619]

vuac yeu is it bad he lost weight pls tell me what's fucked up I'm a new sub

[@Tibasu]

I didn't know those John Cena memes started with prank calls

[@Tibasu]

***** I think admitting to being a "meme hipster" is the first step to getting proper help

[@SamaelVR]

What are you, gay?

[@WEndro333]

+Tibasu At least he doesn't have a "meme vision" like that one guy on 4chan.

[@mmagapixels]

Tibasu it was on a radio show they kept calling this lady about wwe

[@notme5205]

One piece? lol

[@kvothethebloodless8090]

'Light of the night, shine bright' Is that the fucking chant to become a Green Lantern?

[@FoolOnDread]

Yep

[@CollegeDroputPowerpoints]

Very close it hurts

[@hydraglyphics]

Glass, check Water, check Salt, check Charm, check Murmaider murmaider murmaider

[@galactusthedestroyer1111]

Lucas T MURMAIDER MURMAIDER MURMAIDER!!!

[@rickyknight5000]

Blue Marvel MURMAIDER MURMAIDER MURMAIDER

[@farleydbear]

way to go, u forgot the spoon u fucking amateur, u dont know shit about mermaids

[@ReD_2022]

Brutal

[@wouldstillsmash9723]

I actually pissed myself during James's mermaids power spell

[@wouldstillsmash9723]

I couldn't take it, my stomach actually hurts right now

[@theasdking283]

Would Still Smash does it still hurt?

[@Dr.HooWho]

@@jacobisterribleprobably developed a disease sadly due to his virus powers

[@fecking_weirdo]

@@Dr.HooWho nah, he's fucking dead

[@randomness4272]

lovely

[@stevensmileyprod]

Man James is looking good and healthy. I dig it.

[@michaelboyd395]

#fatshaming

[@TheWinterfrost123]

Aleks why is my mom asleep and not waking up

[@dandelions098]

Esteban Garcia hungover

[@raphaelguzman5263]

Esteban Garcia :,,(

[@Irraptured]

Any updates? She ded? Aleks god?

[@xanakin123]

Ha. I get it. Aleks said he just killed someone's mom

[@gabemcmahon1586]

666 likes

[@moonmannd7501]

I so, SO badly want them to go through the entire important videos playlist in a separate video. Would be the fastest click of my life.

[@MizuSwano]

would be better if they went through web junk

[@anvil9263]

alex the murder made me choke on the chocolate i was eating :D so funny

[@doggo2545]

at least you're not choking on a book

[@rawrdino7046]

Matthew B at least you're not norman jayden

[@olivia2107fb]

Matthew B Aleks*

[@Potacintvervs]

Alice Caitlyn Brooke *Sasha

[@Blue-bv1ur]

Doing a video for a school project if I get 5 likes I will upload it to my channel. (it's in french tho)

[@nenenomusic]

LeBleuQc sorry, I did it...

[@Blue-bv1ur]

Visual Aids ayt leave me 15 minutes so I can finish it i will post the link here.

[@WruceBayne]

Fake French or Real French.

[@thenoob4242]

lame

[@Blue-bv1ur]

Wruce Bayne French from Québec

[@aypanda1995]

when aleks showed his hand in 11:36 honestly surprised me, i almost spilled my drink everywhere

[@OregonSilverStacker]

I remember watching this video less then a minute after it was uploaded. 6 years DAMN

[@breeshin]

Dude when the guy hit that crazy pool shot at 2:57 I literally thought he was gonna look into the camera and say ..... "Heyy that's pretty gooood"

[@karasu_vfx]

Was I the only one who jumped when Aleks shot lightning out of his hands at 11:38?😂

[@legotech300]

Karasu Edits ..Nope...

[@eugiferniuela]

Karasu Edits I almost peed myself

[@belhinaniabdelkhalek6481]

Eugi Ferñuela u neef help

[@justgotepicvii6842]

James you getting skinny has given me so much confidence to get skinny myself I hope you see this cause I want to thank you for helping me get my health on track

[@paphiopedilum1202]

Is James wearing a Cryaotic shirt?

[@eugiferniuela]

asian_trashbag ダニエル 〜 worthless。 yes, he's wearing one of cry's old shirts

[@brandysmith4197]

pweqpwaq stop

[@turnwest8777]

: Poyo : yeah, I think he's been in Cry's late night streams before

[@Sly-Moose]

OMFG JAMES IS A CRY FAN TOO

[@bigz2552]

Oh no.

[@twinkieman237]

It’s always nice to watch the classics

[@D.Ronoa69]

i can't believe Aleks have not seen that John cena prank.

[@theripretroid]

Man, now I'm super sad :( love you james

[@Vuadanee]

):

[@StephenMckeighen]

In the end he did become a mermaid

[@TheJubalicous]

I like to appreciate a glimpse of Vinny's channel at 2:03.

[@GrubbyWubby]

Still waiting for the crossover of all of the channels that I like. Just a big shitty meme video that's full of kazoos and diseases.

[@TheJubalicous]

Oh man. It'd be a wild trip of memes

[@SpaceFlye]

The editing in this episode was golden

[@wertwert5705]

One of the funniest videos I’ve seen on KZbin lately I’m glad I gave cow chop a chance.

[@imdeadserious6102]

"Oh by the way I made this up" ... "Oh" (looks into glass of salt water he just droop his ring in.) I died laughing, and I never laugh watching stuff alone. That was gold 👌

[@xXPewdieRocksXx]

"I'll chop you later, cow guys." -Aleks 2017

[@michellegiebe5362]

😪

[@Devesis]

Good to see Immortal became immortal again, expecting to see that optimus mask back.

[@Gundamdatass]

They should test Aleks' godly power by pepper spraying him to see if it hurts xd

[@alexdonze3361]

It did

[@Boofsylvania]

11:40 the creature office

[@Crew721]

Rob Cinderblock wowww

[@mysteryman8667]

All hail our new god emperor aleks, now he is truly immortalhd

[@dedmajor]

I was expecting the Twin Towers when Aleks was being a madman

[@TheOdd]

I'm so happy that they found the important videos playlist.

[@CrazyKingStev]

Oh look, the future home of the creatures, a storage unit.

[@BigDaddyDeepDish]

CrazyKingStev Then after that. A box behind kfc.

[@CrazyKingStev]

Omg that is so funny and sad at the same time lol.

[@jaskajokunen3716]

CrazyKingStev Nah, they wont upgrade to a stotage unit.

[@pizzatime2001]

Stop. That's just too damn savage.

[@danielleh8097]

CHILL 😭😂

[@Jaies_]

God this series is GOLDEN

[@DeadRebornKid]

I really thought he was going to say "Hey, that's pretty good.".... 2:56

[@Ghostof86]

So I'm just here to say. Wtf KZbin! I have to confirm my age with my credit card now to watch a God damn great video.

[@oliverwhyborn5875]

Best one yet. Had me creasing all the way through.

[@CGBartz]

The second mermaid tutorial had a subliminal message "Help me plese".

[@kathy-hd4gj]

they should start a series Examining "conspiracies and hidden message" using channels like Dark 5, Top 15, All Time conspiracies etc... and dress up in suits and try to explain everything a like ancient aliens spoof that would be funny call it "Cow Chop Conspiracies"

[@shanejohnson87]

That first video with the little girl just radiates chaos

[@alfies98]

I love how james looks like old school james again.

[@biggeek92]

I'm going through some emotional stuff right now and this episode really lifted my spirits thank you Alec and James!!!

[@Just.tam.ann23]

the lightning bolts from his hands actually scared me

[@CNTango]

"keep an eye on that. maybe you're watching this in 2018, in which case we already had jogging pants and we prolly went bankrupt too" aged like milk

[@bgpapa52]

Currently trying to explain to my Girlfriend why a guy kissing a Dragon Dildo twice to become a mermaid is not gay and is actually funny...

[@kawachadinkdong5139]

3:50 that song has been a meme between me and my brother for so long.

[@wyattrowe8396]

I love the important videos playlist.

[@space3371]

Thanks for the uplifting entertainment over the years. Going through some tough shit right now and you guys help

[@mustachopotatooo4470]

When James wears cryaotic shirt

[@metaomicron72]

I love how high Aleks keeps following the lil girls instructions and yet getting lost on the way.

[@ParityS]

James rocking that Cryaotic tshirt.

[@leooh29]

Those clips when aleks zap the air with his godly powers made me laugh out loud. I like it when people dying is put into a humorous context, thus making it funny instead of sad.

[@roachdogjr5510]

This is wat I've been waiting for

[@scrungus8117]

12:22 Man this new version of The Life of Pablo looks great

[@UnderTheTableGremlin]

I vote that we start a religion to worship our lord and Russian Twink, Aleksandr

[@rifqihatta]

TigerLily well you're in luck because aleksism and novatheism have been here since the creature era

[@UnderTheTableGremlin]

Rifqi Hatta where do i sign up

[@rifqihatta]

TigerLily and this one is Novatheism plus.google.com/communities/108249772314833151481

[@domred8876]

Yes child, yes, join our holy religion of peace and prosperity!

[@RedColdRitsu]

Rifqi Hatta Let in Why Is The Pizza Burning? That's me.

[@zerobeta91]

The power of Trevors editing was blessed upon that ring.

[@theonlyotherclone]

I just called my mom to make sure aleks didnt kill her

[@rancidraptor8266]

I watched all of those videos from that playlist. I'm a changed man, I've seen things no mortal could withstand.

[@pkingidiots]

ahhhhhhh Aleks made me spil my glass of salt water when he shot me with lightning and James being kappa pride made me drop the glass

[@DjayHoranXD]

this video sent me down one hell of a rabbit hole with that important video playlist.

[@thefrub]

It's like I actually have friends to watch dank memes with

[@georgiamillis4218]

'important videos' is the one playlist I'll always go back to

[@Hatbird_]

the mermaid shit started happening to james pretty instantly i'd say he looked pretty salty

[@aidan8619]

I discovered the "Important videos" playlist long before cowchop. I feel special.

[@WEndro333]

That storage house looked comfortable as fuck.

[@Cyruseh]

I've been a long time fan of rooster teeth and than funhaus and I can honestly say this is becoming by far the funniest channel for me.

[@TheRenegadist]

Any chance you guys could do a Co-op game of SWAT 4 on Cow Chop, would be an amazing series!

[@teeges]

I felt really proud of myself once I completed the important videos playlist

[@TheTvdroid]

I see that playlist fucking everywhere didn't know it was there for pretty much everyone else.

[@NAHTE1696]

This is by far my favorite Cow Chop video, ever.

[@mturnerag]

holy shit, whoever edited that laugh deserves a doctors in humour

[@Lynnard247]

By far the best series on KZbin.

[@corg5089]

Somebody NEEDS to make fan art of James and aleks as mermaids

[@raphaelguzman5263]

Brett has actual superpowers. He can destroy house doors. I'm surprised Fury has not contacted him yet.

[@GrubbyWubby]

2:04 Vinesauce is getting recommended to Cow Chop? Niiiiiice.

[@Staygold1999]

i watched the whole important videos playlist. I don't regret it one bit.

[@farasapt6579]

Not only aleks is a daddy, but a god? Damn

[@Pendletwins]

I've seen the "Important Videos" playlist a while back and watched it with a friend. Glad they found it lmao

[@SuperiorDeadpool4c]

Shoutouts to Vinesauce and Theoddonesout that made very small cameos on the suggested videos

[@colbubratbub2649]

SuperiorDeadpool They probably watch them sometimes, that's really cool lmao

[@danielangelillo8679]

SuperiorDeadpool and E;R

[@Guy.At.Gym.]

Omg I remember when the Cena Prank Call started the meme-ness. Sooo good!

[@Jamesamong007]

"Do we have salt?!" "Idk other than the one thats in your ass...." Lmfao

[@Resistance_103]

love watching cow chop everyday. I turned off ad block just for this channel.

[@jdanielw14]

This is prob my favorite wrong side of KZbin so far

[@randomness4272]

"ever" is a better term. the Pinnacle is another

[@Wesslay]

when she said to kiss the charm i lost it. that was TOO GOOD

[@FirekidFM]

I just came across this video. Holy. Fucking. Shit. Subbed immediately.

[@Juurrgg]

This has to be my favorite Wrong Side of KZbin episode, the god power and mermaid powers had me dying!

[@bluejaggerjack]

yo why the fuck did aleks only attack japan lmao I'm dying

[@ronan7036]

The only thing I saw the entire video was that amazing Cry shirt, James is now my favorite.

[@LittleLilaKatBoo]

james rocking that manbun like damn daddy

[@nedstork1915]

James' Cryaotic shirt genuinely makes me happy :)

[@thebrightphoenixx]

James's forehead is brighter than my future

[@mssaraprek]

I've seen the important videos playlist pop up in my recommended so many times.

[@de_pressed995]

Nice Cryaotic shirt, James.

[@troyturner8639]

a cow chop sweat suit would be pretty cool jus throwing that out there with a matching beanie ayyyyeeeeeeee

[@Pr0xified]

We are going to have to have an update video on Jame's mermaid powers

[@martian6523]

This was 100% the funniest episode of this series yet holy shit