How to get the Best Armor Early Game - The Dumbshits Guide (The Surge)

[@michael-angelothe69th18]

Step 1: get good frame rates.

[@rafzkael]

So funny, for all the right reasons. Anyone who has played this game, could feel your pain and frustration. I have no idea how long this took, for you to play and clip together but it was both fantastic and worth it. Thank you, again so funny.

[@darkplague5735]

Thanks, no problem

[@rjthegreatyt9139]

Think this security guard is bad..... Guess you haven't met Black Cerberus

[@franckpadilla9004]

@@rjthegreatyt9139 bc was the easiest fking boss in this game I had more trouble with the first pax

[@rjthegreatyt9139]

@@franckpadilla9004 easy what are you smoking, it's basically 3 bosses

[@franckpadilla9004]

@@rjthegreatyt9139 I had trouble (3+ days trying) with every single boss in the game.. except for him. took me no more than 3 minutes, first try.

[@morgado4308]

You're a champion... Playing a game like this with that fps...

[@darkplague5735]

If anyone is wondering why I gave Irina Beckett the MG Negotiator here is the reason why: She asks for a good staff weapon, so reinforced pipe won't work, and besides the MG Negotiator, the next staff you have access is the SERU HSS BioMaster, that is even better. In top of all that, You can get the MG Negotiator again in the future, however I don't know if you can get another SERU HSS BioMaster.

[@why4119]

DarkPlague you deserve so much more subs

[@darkplague5735]

I don't really care for subs, I don't monetize my videos, I just do it for fun

[@darkplague5735]

But thanks

[@why4119]

DarkPlague 😃

[@andyblizzard]

Another biomaster is available only in New game +. As for me, Negotiator is much more interesting - very good LMB-RMB-LMB-RMB single target combo, nice reach, very good damage, but mediocre AOE compared to other staffs. Anyway, the fact you get this so early makes it super cool (you need to have a lot of health and heals to get BioMaster). =)

[@SpaceWolfHudson]

Reminds me of the dumbshit's guide to dark souls... good times.

[@darkplague5735]

Yes, it was inspired by that, too bad when I made this video I had a older version of OBS otherwise the fps would have been way better... oh well...

[@SpaceWolfHudson]

DarkPlague yeah the framerate could be better in your next dumbshits guide :D would look forward to that.

[@luciferx10]

Did the same thing, but it was much easier for me. I had grinded to Level 55 in level one and had my weapon at level 16. Then I got a full set of Scarab (Also found early on in that stage) and farmed the parts to put me at MK II. THEN, I went after the non-respawning security guards. Also, I transferred my saves to a USB stick (PS4) every time I successfully got a piece of Gorgon Armor. That way, if I screwed up, I could just reload my previous save and try again. What sucks is, I found myself wearing Gorgon for almost the whole game... Most of the other suits seem to have pointless buffs. Black Cerberus has a damage buff.... well, just grind your weapon skills up to 30+, its a pointless buff. Regular Cerberus has a better buff, but weaker stats... Seems to me that Gorgon is just a beast of a suit!

[@alexvolkymore4676]

First of all if you're gonna have to grind thaaaat much just to get a gear set then you could've just further the story and reach the point where they respawn, it's not even that far. And secondly, protip: if you're going for the cut on an non-respawning enemy, go to options and set the slo-mo on every cut, then initiate the cutting and if it's an animation that won't give you a cut just hit start/ESC and quit to menu and reload. Works even if you kill him by mistake, it takes several seconds for the game to register the kill so if you're quick you can make it. GL HF

[@luciferx10]

For others, the Games much easier now, don't need to grind as much with all the crazy DLC and awesome new implants. Would probably waste time doing what I did.

[@alexvolkymore4676]

@@luciferx10 oh, my bad, didn't know about that mate.

[@megagreatgodlywhiteshark2929]

I’m useing the rhino an angel VI gear sets,with anglehart weapon stupid op lol the angel vI is a free dlc bundle

[@simonbeyer519]

I used black cerberus because of the drip

[@Busman142]

This video made me chuckle instantly relatable - such a underrated game 👍

[@darkplague5735]

I'm glad you enjoyed

[@bosseverything1137]

DarkPlague I'm trying to decide which is better: full gorgon armor or full black serberus armor

[@kanebirch5508]

You are actually the best surge youtuber I've seen so far

[@darkplague5735]

Thanks, but I'm not an youtuber, I just upload videos when I feel like it, I mostly just watch videos on youtube. But thank you nonetheless.

[@cormey8772]

Why so laggy is it for the meme

[@funkymonkey96]

In the settings when it comes to quality, you you could have it prioritize frame rate or quality

[@crescentwolf7072]

something i do when fighting security type enemies in this game, i use a Heavy Duty weapon, and use a vertical attack into a vertical attack into a horizontal attack (R2-R2-R1 for PS4, dunno about pc) It works for a number of the security force enemies you encounter, especially the jumping robot ones with the weird taser tail, make sure you deal with that tail first, you can destroy the implant you get from those for a good amount of tech scrap. Might also help with the Gorgon officers.

[@joaoborgesrodriguesalves6554]

m2,m2,m1

[@alaaadel7521]

This is my first watch here and i am very sorry for it ... in the beginning i was like look how confident he goes , couple of seconds later i was laughing so hard that no one could tell if i am laughing or crying .. nice vid man .. one more fan

[@badb37t]

Backstabbing the security guards would make your life so much easier but like dark souls it's a pain in the arse still.

[@darkplague5735]

Well, the game itself is easier than Dark Souls, but I agree that from the first time playing those security guards are a pain

[@jiminatorx]

Just some notes, probably would be better off getting and crafting and equipping the arms then legs first. They have tons of damage resistance so the latter fights would be easier. Also if someone loses a drop you should exit game directly. The save game system here is not like dark souls. There is a good chance the enemy will respawn giving another chance.

[@yak00zy]

I shit you not the comedy value of this tutorial is 11/10. My sides are orbitting Saturn

[@grotthemighty7480]

My second two guards were up by the ironmaus vending machine

[@apophisjones4361]

In the first area if you farm the drones for awhile a white super suit appears to fight you . Fight him alot take his armour . Its over 50 damage weapon and super stable armour .

[@jaxxhoog606]

That is “spaceman” and or the Angel VI enemy in zone one, dudes armor is T2 and his weapon is really good with the Angel armor. Watch out and don’t let him hit you with a combo because dude will just 2 tap you early on.

[@jaxxhoog606]

He just kinda exists off in the corner where you fight the hell crane

[@dad_uchiha1707]

This early on they muuch easier with single rig pax weapon from 1st boss

[@lkdgamingchannel5219]

Still better instructions than furniture from IKEA.

[@Warlance001]

It takes talent to make a video funny with text alone, bravo

[@darkplague5735]

thank you sir

[@Sukiaeo]

Sadly this doesn't work anymore thanks to the dlc, They removed the guards down below on the platform D:

[@verbose2615]

there is a trigger point that removes them, they are there prior to that.

[@marclenraymagdaraog691]

Imagine playing a souls game in 25 fps. now that's legend

[@why4119]

TBH this helped heaps thanks and it was absolutely hilarious/amazing

[@darkplague5735]

Thank you, I'm glad you enjoyed it.

[@98nchen]

DarkPlague I found this game more frustrating than dank souls

[@Lunatic108]

Was their placement changed, because for me there werent any enemies at the train station :/

[@cormey8772]

It happened to me after I killed them 2 times got head and arm

[@chazz335]

Lunatic108 There are others by the vending machine cult where you can farm the sentinel gear pretty easily. (Other side of those big stairs you have to go down to access to shortcut)

[@MrAlwaysRight]

They kinda randomly spawn. Usually 2 of them. They also don't respawn after killing, so if you kill one, the other will still be there if you die trying to take on the second one.

[@cliffg.4205]

Those guards are only at the tram if you talk to the woman nearby.

[@cliffg.4205]

@@chazz335 that sentinel gear is trash.

[@WUTTAFRIK]

"Did I just assume his state?!" ded

[@darkplague5735]

XD

[@bulldog200]

the only problem is that the whole set has very high cp requirement so if you equip it this early you won't be able to equip a lot of implants

[@TheSamuraiGoomba]

Lynx and Scarab sets are both comparable to Gorgon and I personally prefer the Mantis set over both.

[@ericknopf2109]

Yep, took them on, got the sign to cut their limbs off to get their armor, didn’t happen. They just died. And they don’t respawn. On a different note, it absolutely SUCKS you can’t recharge your health injections.

[@SuperKratosgamer]

Great guide but the video is very laggy, with the walk in the park DLC those 2 guards (8:39) dont spawn there anymore, but you can kill the two guards at the machine that lets you unlock ironmous suit.

[@crowhaven895]

this was quite entertaining. thanks for the guide, I just wish my first confrontation would have let me fight them solo instead of the pair they always showed up as. no severed drops, just survival, and then they were gone

[@MilitaristTurkcu]

That video was PAINFULL TO WATCH BECAUSE OF THAT FPS DUDE

[@king9noah657]

I'm watching in 2019 and the robots aren't there

[@stephen9686]

Tf

[@Deathnote9995]

Same here they fixed it i guess when i did it today i used the drone to lure them out ... when i am abit to far like he is in the video he walks straight back and i get one out the other one follows him... after they are dead they dont respawn like the other enemies :/

[@zombieman395]

2:58 that made the video for me taken out from nowhere lol

[@josephstalinsdaughter6499]

I currently feel like shit but this makes me feel a little better but only a little I still feel like i got punched in the throat

[@darkplague5735]

I'm glad to make you feel a bit better. When I make another one of these at least the frame rate will be a lot better than this video.

[@darkplague5735]

If you want to see more of The Dumbshit Guide videos I advise you to see the original creator: WildPie101. Just search the name on youtube and you'll find The Dumbshit Guide to Dark Souls by WildPie101. They are way better than mine and extremely funny.

[@DragonCorpVI]

Everything of my anger from this game describe in this video

[@chaelh.mondlicht1662]

Really helpful, and funny, I took down the guards a little faster using the Angel weapon and armor though, hit and run with my white long hard thing...

[@CorvusRemalius]

Fought both guards at the station at the same time, no flex....just bruises and perhaps a bit mentally broken 🤕

[@deetee5080]

Don't forget that fucking robot in the middle

[@mroblige1018]

They don't respawn if you get nothing...

[@Luminite-hx3zs]

I can literally count the FPS

[@musicmaker2]

Just killed both those guys today and they didnt drop schematics and dont respawn. The second pair you fight isnt there anymore because it leads to Creo World for the Walk in the Park DLC.

[@ShaulKedem]

This is sooo funny. I didnt see the source material from ds so its a first. Good job!!!

[@soggywaffles3939]

Plz make more made me laugh so hard to know I'm not the only person doing this shit

[@cenizafranciskarlempleo8-a745]

I've just learned how to kidnap

[@fiyingspide2247]

When I went to go fight those two down by that train station I couldn't cuz mine were gone

[@dreyga7872]

If you want to have a guaranteed stunlock on a human opponent than just target their unarmored body parts if they have any.

[@alexandernavas6459]

When I add the GMS, it was giving differend soft in spead of yours

[@shinmasa483]

Mause armour for the win.

[@Arthas972]

Gorgon might have good defense, but nothing tops the iron maus set

[@westondelo643]

Fr

[@Somme-one]

No armour is really the best..it all depends on how you want to build your character. I prefer impact on mine to knock enemies down, can't do that with that armour set.

[@alexvolkymore4676]

Not what I expected but I loled so thanks.

[@Kai9456Jojo]

The black cerberus is the best armor and most cool.

[@soulkiller2473]

good video man two thumbs up

[@hamburbers]

I didn't realize they didn't respawning and killed both in the same fight. Lmao

[@leafgreenbeast]

is it just me or is the framerate awful on this for some reason

[@darkplague5735]

It's not just you, the framerate is shit, however I got a new version of OBS so in the future the framerate will be good

[@DarthPsAyTko]

I was born in a prison no hope for escape I got used to the silence as I stuck in my cage you can not miss what you have never seen before but deep inside you know there must be more I heard a voice but I could not follow it was a language I didnt know Ive seen a light and it used to blind me was it real or just a dream?

[@chickenninja5539]

I didnt get any of the schematics off them. I dismembered the arm and I just don't have it

[@kwetzal8556]

Was it an armoured arm or unarmoured?

[@alexvolkymore4676]

Aaand adding on to the comment above: was it an actual cutting animation or simple fatality animation. Coz if you haven't done enough damage to the armor it won't come off. Try using weapons with high Crush Damage

[@ticklezgigidty9843]

I know it's 2 years old but I never saw this accidentally lured both out managed to kill them both but I was on the stairs and loot went -(sigh) over the rail into the abyss - and as far as I know they don't respawn.

[@nathancrosswhite8292]

Music still better then that fuckin country song at the medbay

[@verbose2615]

you can apparently change the music to whatever suits you, how to is on youtube somewhere

[@samuelstephens1257]

I can't move out of the way fast enough. I'm always getting hit.

[@verbose2615]

My copy doesn't have the music, is that why my character doesn't dance around like yours?

[@suitingpie649]

The guards downstairs arent there

[@NKB_POE]

if you have the newest dlc,they near the ironmaus vending machine along with 5 robozombie all around them see this area 4:24 you took right and go up the stairs there you will find them

[@suitingpie649]

@@NKB_POE thank you

[@goldenqueen7973]

I found the last two near some vending machines after I crossed the bridge with the welder robot and three dudes. Didn't really bother with killing the security guards though, I recently bought the game and am going to (frustratingly) advance through the game leisurely before I try to speed through it.

[@leandromaraquia3562]

Nice video, but it looks like the game was fixed somehow. When I lure the ninja to the place where you thought, he disappears and reappears next to the other ninja with full health...

[@strongfat625]

Should make a guide on how to get good framerate

[@philipbeans9416]

oh snap. I dun killed them there guards & forgot to get the full armor set. Just have a stupid pair of their arms! Is there any way to do-over?

[@SivvieSivv4173]

how to get good step 1: keep dogeing attacks

[@free.of.boredom]

For me btw I’m not there yet but for me just perfect parry and then target head bonk few times and ded ( and btw if u bonk ppl enough on the head with a heavy most likely dead but with light they fall and u get to combo them

[@jamesanderson5862]

Whats the point when the armor use 60+ power core

[@blackbloodjack2099]

1:41 I went with the blue part first then when the X icon we appered I switched to the yellow parts.

[@xcarof]

Seriously, the MG Gorgon is one of the best armors

[@ericknopf2109]

I would love to get it, but even when prompted to cut the limbs, all that happened is they died.

[@Rushtik9506]

i just found this game few days ago, nice and funny video

[@GLM-xy6fu]

Yang to meet you, nice

[@nunyabusiness2280]

Thx, im a dumbshit so i needed this😄thx for the vid man

[@Otis151]

So simple! But seriously thanks for the video. Very funny.

[@sslinger704]

When your skills are as good as your FPS

[@demetriusbighen920]

Step 2: get good.

[@kaalbrak]

I love it ! More, please, more. More ! MOOOOOOOOOORE !

[@JonDoe-gi5zf]

How long did this take you no Ill guess. 5,000 F Bombs, 1000 sht words, and a few dozen keyboard smashes.

[@Kingrobledojr]

I love the MG Gorgon armor it resembles the darkside

[@griver007able]

Can i return to this area? I sort had board the train earlier.

[@yaseennoor6250]

Step 25 sure took you awhile :P

[@darkplague5735]

I was new to the game, and I wanted people to see how to fight them, however, now I can kill them no problem, you just need to learn their attacks and dodge in time. In end game you just spam attacks and they die in 2 seconds

[@luciferx10]

I just block/counter using PAX 2.0 (easier to do on 1 V 1 fights).

[@StarkSpider24]

IN xbox one the second set of Gorgon Armor security personnel are by the R&D entrance.. Or maybe they are there only after the free downloads? Not sure why either is the case.. But just thought I'd share the info..

[@yaboiferret1444]

This is fantastic

[@digiing1992]

How many of them are there? Are there only 4 of these security guards to fight or is there more?

[@Pablo10485]

OMFG!! DIS SHIT HELPFUL!!!

[@343killedhalo4]

Why didnt they respawn for me?

[@michaelmcdonald2792]

You make it look sooo easy!

[@matthewmcwane9569]

You’ve obviously chose high resolution over high performance lol

[@lukastk5568]

the ones down on the train station wont spawn for me any idea why?

[@user-wt3td2wq8e]

i cant lock enemy from far .. how do that? button L on xbox 360 nothing... i must hit after that can lock it..

[@DrunkenFly98]

Salvage= Savage for this guy

[@darrenhuntington7319]

didn't work for me 1st killed locked onto weapon got that & arm, 2nd guy locked onto leg gave me nothing, second lot 1st guy locked onto head got that 2nd guy locked onto leg gave me another head??

[@verbose2615]

2 heads are better than 1

[@ComeForth.]

You can get weapon and armor

[@wolfy2998]

I think my game is broken they don’t appear at 4:43

[@zodegoma]

Insane Frame rate brah!

[@BROKUYASU]

Fml the second set of 2 security arent there

[@GmaerGamer]

I killed one of security guards without execution by mistake. is there anyway to respawn they or find more security in central production b?

[@darkplague5735]

Yes, after some progression, 2 more will show up in the security area of the central production b

[@datalyst4534]

Hes not fighting by Tactic

[@lemonysnicket6731]

it's like watch a stop motion video

[@Thereallafayetteleathers]

love it lol ggs funny and helpful

[@andyblizzard]

2 long 2 be dumbshit. But hey, it's a good start. =) This armor is actually best in game due to insane stamina regen set bonus. :3

[@darkplague5735]

I know it's the best, that's why I put it in the title, I have no need for clickbait.

[@oklolmann]

I prefer the bloody armor. Looks much better and the increased healing is so damn nice. Stamina regen is nice to, but if you equip 1 or 2 stamina implants the stamina story is over and you cannot get killed. Is the stamina armor still the best armor, or do you just feel like the best if you wear it? Hmm... time for me to check it out.

[@farmingraptor2522]

@@oklolmann which One are best now?

[@oklolmann]

@@farmingraptor2522 in my opinion still the bloddy armor.

[@farmingraptor2522]

@@oklolmann haha i didnt think u would answer but now when u did do u have any tips 4 the 1 boss?