How to Henzie all over everyone in your Commander games

This is a half primer half diet deck tech for Henzie “Toolbox” Torre, a very fun Jund blitz commander. If you want to see more videos like this or more detailed deck guides, please tell me so since it is a departure from my normal stuff.
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[@nathaningram347]

Would love a full 99 card henzie guide honestly. Jund is my favorite color combo, so I desire to bring warcrimes upon my foes.

[@thespazmuFFin]

Get that Umori companion tooo

[@GR1FF3RK]

tbh the precon goes hard youll just need to trim the fat of throw in chainer and apex devastator and your guchi and if you want an infinite combo get ancestral statue

[@superrdg]

Please yes please!

[@greyborg3846]

I would like to see the full 99 card episode.

[@nivE3066]

My guy it's already July

[@MomirsLabTech]

Mald youre readin' my mind man. Ive been brewing Henzie for the last few weeks and this content is timed impeccably. 👍

[@maldhound]

The algorithm does let me snipe people every once in a while

[@MomirsLabTech]

@@maldhound consider me 360 no scoped

[@hulud]

I'm actually working on one as well so I'll take any hints I can find.

[@farfetchdideas695]

@@hulud Greater Good is a must include. Might as well get even more card draw from your creatures dying. Most of the best options are already well known at this point, but I do have some funny options. Tree of Perdition because blitzing it out to smack some poor soul down to 13 life turn 3 is funny/terrifying and sends a message to the rest of the table. Kardur is actually pretty good at keeping attackers off your back when your board is empty, which it will be. And in that same vein there's Life of the Party, which isn't necessarily good but it is entertaining to watch alliances splinter because you gave everyone a knife they have to keep poking each other with.

[@timothyglassbrook4886]

I'm definitely interested in this as a full deck was a video ever made?

[@ethanboone2816]

Your video have single-handedly made me want a Henzie deck. In all of my games, I am the guy pleading for the life of my cards and begging to be left alone to do some ridiculous combo that results in me having more 45/45s with trample than God ever intended. It honestly sounds very fun and refreshing to play a deck where I absolutely do not care about anything getting removed because I fully intended to take them out behind the woodshed anyways. Thank you for your service.

[@AENock]

Henzie + Umori Oops! All Creatures is true Jundscendancy. Playing at sorcery speed frees you of all responsibility to protect the table, for you are what the table will need protection from. Playing a turn 5 Apex Devastator, cascading into the most degenerate group of rat bastards is euphoric. It's like the show Party of Five but Scott Wolf, Neve Campbell, Matthew Fox, and Lacey Chabert were built like WWE Superstars and had the mouths of 13-year-olds on Xbox live.

[@azaelvonhohenheim9570]

I'll also say that the synergy with Birthing Pod and similar green spell make the deck capable of capitalize even more on death's trigger, giving you 1 draw + creature.

[@KyunaCookies]

I don't run birthing pod but cause i built as on theme as i could, new Vivienne is BRILLIANT

[@thedogfromraditude5449]

And if you run Drivnod with that, you can get two free creatures for one generic mana and some life that you can get back easily.

[@Skdrgn0]

Food Chain too

[@spartan316kaos]

​@@thedogfromraditude5449sacrifice triggers and death triggers are different, you would only get the one trigger from sacrificing a creature to it. (Unless you're sacrificing Protean Hulk which it's death trigger would be doubled)

[@Corsharkgaming]

some amazing lines in this one. "Kill another poor person over" "They will start gofundme's over your creature's medical bills". As someone with Elenda, Slimefoot, Zask, and Greasefang throwing my own creatures into woodchippers is one of my favorite past times and those lines really struck home for me.

[@dhabu9017]

I particularly liked "how their pants are filled with *your* piss"; lol I can barely type through the laughter :D

[@Zweng1]

My friends gave me the Henzie precon to my birthday and I upgradet it alot I love it so much. I played with alot of different decks but Henzie gives me the most fun😊

[@will2goforth]

This was unironically one of the better quick rundowns of what the point of your deck should be. The fact that it's coming from someone I usually go to for determinations on whether or not a specific commander can or cannot "get it" only makes it even more hilarious to me. I'd love to see a full 99 for Henzie or even just more of these for other commanders. (Especially Izzet but that's because I'm a spell slinging degenerate.)

[@maldhound]

Izzet gang we love touching cards

[@iike9899]

I would love to see more breakdowns and guides about fun commanders like this. I tend to get stuck in a rut running tribal decks and your videos always bring out some interesting cards I never knew existed

[@doxy2461]

Henzie has been one of my favorite decks to run lately, I would LOVE a full video on it!!

[@malachai1381]

A good starting point is getting the precon and checking out a series called cut rate commander that did a precon upgrade. The precon is solid out of the box though.

[@uniraptor4277]

I've been looking for a new commander deck to make and this one seems like an absolute blast, so if you can make a longer video helping us learn how to lose our friend group I'd appreciate it!

[@slayinderp7501]

I don't personally play Magic but watching interactions in card games is probably one of my favorite things. Seeing the Krenko decklist was honestly really fun and I would love to see what would actually go into a deck that wants to just throw big things at opponents that also make their lives miserable when they die.

[@matthewballard7219]

Your style of comedy and skits with advice are genius. Great quips keep it up.

[@maldhound]

Thank you 🙏

[@Jidayun]

Would love a 99 or less on this. Your insight is pretty awesome and has me fiending to build a Henzie deck already.

[@gdgiantdwarf_]

I love this format as a follow up to roast, a short how to build is just really nice and fun! I'm not too invested in the idea of a longer format, but I'll check it out if it happens!

[@quigojr6783]

Warcrimes that just keep coming. Get cheaper too. Also would love to learn how to lose friends.

[@necroinsanity2639]

I actually would love to see a 15 minute or so breakdown with your energy. Love the style and if you can keep it up for that long then hats off to you. Edit: Yes I'm calling you out as a challenge, my question is can YOU get it?

[@MrClearlink]

Maldhound your content is the best. Wish you the best of luck in growing this channel. Not only do I come to laugh but I feel like I walk away with a better understanding on how to be hated and I am all here for it.

[@aero1244]

Really love this new format of the commander highlights you do after you show off a card! I hope you continue them!

[@Zairech]

you have a good combination of humor and advice in these so id like to see more of these, they also help get a good breakdown of a commanders strategies in a great bite sized way

[@MrDraw792]

Would love more vids like this, perfect amount to get some good leads and avoid some obvious traps while getting the creative juices flowing for a cool commander deck.

[@ryanbrimley1362]

New to this channel and loving what I see, would love to see more videos like this; very fun and entertaining way to provide information and learn more about the game.

[@Inaho452]

yo this kind of video is actually so good and helpful, would love to see more man

[@lycanthrope182]

Hell yea, more of this please. Your style is killer and your comedy is on point, it really works in these short videos

[@zetta-slow-gobbo]

I absolutely love this. I was wanting to get the Henzie deck and this is right up my alley

[@TrilainaBloodwind]

Would LOVE more guides like this in general. Id love to hear others takes on decks I play along the way, like specifically Inalla and Tuvasa.

[@clairechristenson9705]

Your previous roast of Henzie made me want to build him so bad! Would absolutely appreciate a more long form primer on this gremlin!

[@austinlange1410]

Love the short but detailed way to play the deck. Will definitely consider playing this some day

[@LegacyKricketune111]

Would love a full 99 guide to Henzie. I've tended to find, since you want Henzie to die anyway, boardwipes like Shadow's Verdict, Massacre Girl and Blasphemous Act do wonders to keep your opponents boards as narrow as your own.

[@GacktFan847]

I would enjoy deck tech videos with the same level of humor you bring to your regular content.

[@0doom1]

I love these paired with the quick jokey intro to the commander. I feel those are your bread and butter and are very fun to watch

[@keesschuller6011]

This was glorious, I would love to see more of these!

[@louissimonlefebvre8254]

Awesome stuff, would love some more! Henzo seems pretty dope when you put it that way

[@krimson459]

Henzie was my very first commander deck, and will always be one of my absolute favorites. Loved the breakdown you did here, it's always great seeing other people gush over the things you also enjoy. I think seeing a full decklist would be great, Gorex is an absolute monster of a card and I would be very interested to see any other interesting picks you have to freshen up my old list.

[@2Zetta]

Huge fan of this kind of content for you, and was actually mid brewing this little gremlin when I saw this pop up in my feed!

[@josht8156]

This was actually great would love to see more videos like this!

[@Xerrys]

"How to lose friends in 99 cards or less" is a show I'd definitely watch. Please make more!

[@dorgfanger]

100% a Henzie deck tech would be fantastic. I also appreciate the love you given SNC commanders (Henzie and Vazi) as I adore them❤

[@jordangrup2155]

I saw you play Henzie in a Tolarian video, and it was literally like love at first sight. I just finished my Henzie deck a few days ago, and it’s my new favorite deck. I genuinely don’t think I’m ever going to get tired of playing him. Thanks for showing us such a fun commander.

[@evelmichael]

This was a great video! Look forward to seeing more!

[@DabLongButt]

Yep, this is great. Love your stuff, glad to see this addition.

[@silaswoodworth2836]

This feels like a great outlet for your incredible witty banter and fast paced method. Jund #1 sorry shadow wizard money gang

[@piperbof]

Would love to see more like this. I love the roast vids, but I like how this had more info

[@kerneykid1]

I love how you basically described my already built Henzie deck to a T, makes me feel good about my card choices. Another good one is Protection Racket.

[@godofdarkness01]

This style of chaotic deck analysis that gives specific examples yet describes broad strokes interactions so as to invite you to figure out how to put the specifics together rather than just describing all the exact cards to put in is always enjoyable to watch, and your comedic style makes it far more unique than most like this I've seen. I'd definitely like to see more o' this. (I also feel like a lot of the time people pick very well known commanders. I myself am not the type to have an encyclopedic knowledge of all of Magic history, so whether one's well known or not makes little difference to me, but I feel like you'd be equally interested in highlighting niche cards with very spicy mechanics, which I would strongly support.)

[@LookADistarction]

I really enjoyed this! It gave me some ideas for my own Henzie deck.

[@chrisvainio]

I think these, for a minute, quick talks on specific commanders are a great format, especially for our attention spans 😂

[@Valdreag17]

Neat episode. A good number of these cards you showed for 2 & 3 are things I already play in my list. Henzie be good.

[@storm-9144]

love the extended style of build vid, fun to have more jokes about a commander

[@the1laughing1reaper]

Was thinking about this deck recently and would adore a full breakdown to get me started!

[@dcrow9650]

Henzie is the first deck I put a lot of love and money. Magic is expensive in my country, so It took me almost two years to make something that looks like I wanted. Thanks for the video.

[@normanh7920]

Honestly really like this style of video, hope to see more of these more informational ones

[@MLPAshkore]

Id love a full 99 video! I loved the energy you brought to shuffle up and play, and i had to come and give my support here too :)

[@maldhound]

Thank you so much!

[@DVS57REBEL]

Years of watching content and being bored its great to have refreshing, fun quick videos. 29 years of mtg for me thanx for the fresh 😅

[@maldhound]

Thank you!

[@milohobo9186]

This one was long and satisfying. It peaked my interest and delivered. I think it could really penetrate the meta.

[@kazuyananahara]

I love both the shorts and this a bit more fleshed out kind of video. Keep up the good work! >u

[@Shade1703]

i love this style of video, if you did more of these for commanders you like I wouldn't be mad

[@ajcunningham5892]

Fantastic video as always, but also, that bookcase behind you can get it. We love a man with taste in Commanders AND literature

[@benvictim]

this is awesome! I wouldnt mind more of these series.

[@williamriven]

I'd love a fun Henzi deck tech video! I'm engaging because nobody knows a better way to get the recommendation algorithm to work.

[@nicograsso3907]

Yo us henzi mains eating well a card review and honestly super solid henzi fundamentals video. Gotta share the love and keep up the 1 2 punches of great humor and amazing deck tech

[@nicograsso3907]

Also personal preference but I love running board wipe tribal and laughing as my opponent losses 10+ creatures and I just put henzi back in the command zone where he'll just come back more powerful than before

[@Thionzi]

I just found your channel, and 99% of the content just has me rolling on the floor hoping that some fine young thang comes by to step on me. But this however, this was educational. I could watch so many of these; more please.

[@StoneAgeDudemanGaming]

This is the first commander I've wanted to hold just from your roast on him. I need the sweet sweet 99 shenanigans video now.

[@Mystorra]

I really enjoy your content. This longer form quasi-guide is no different

[@TinyWarriorAnimations]

God, please make more like this. I have too many friends and would like to lose them all, one at a time to crazy shenanigans.

[@cayoford9486]

I've been considering a henzie deck and you may have just convinced me to go for it. The continuous flow of resources and barely caring about opponent's removal does sound very refreshing, and I did love building blitz at several draft events

[@magnusberge]

You sir, are very fast becoming my favorite youtube MTG channel, keep it up!

[@andrewarcher5742]

I, personally would love full episodes of this content.

[@benjaminwrench5826]

I love this format of video would love to see more

[@liammatthews9128]

As someone teaching two of my friends about getting into commander. This is fantastic and a full 99 would be awesome. They both learnt heaps from seeing a part of your process and already seeing some great improvements in there deck building strength.

[@BGBigMax]

I like these slightly longer videos. It's a good balance between an exaggerated rant and a full deck tech. I do not have the attention span for a full 99 card analysis, but vibes? I'm here for vibes.

[@danielmurta5652]

My new favorite MTG youtube channel.

[@dingowizard4139]

You inspire me, 420bootywizard. Your videos always give me fun, fresh new commander ideas. I hope I can catch your next stream! :D

[@dalamusulom6660]

Awesome video! Also, awesome you’ve got the Inheritance Cycle!

[@kalebsievers8921]

Love this! Henzie is one of my favorite commanders and I got a ton of new ideas on how to lose more friends

[@Koshana]

You are hilarious, man! Keep it coming!

[@justinendel4292]

I would love that video. This sounds like too much fun

[@Dzicozan]

this video has motivated me to update my henzie list, i need that detailed guide my guy

[@joelguerra9123]

Would love full deck techs! Love your style of presentation

[@RabbitsRi]

I do enjoy this content. Nice use of Jundcendancy.

[@BM-rd4ms]

Yes to the deck tech! I've seen some Henzie craziness and would love to enact my own.

[@sidraxis]

Great content need more of this.

[@Groenbaek94]

This was great. You tempted me into building another jund list, would love to see what you can do in a longer 99 cards vid on jund and it's many crimes against nature.

[@kalebhendrickson7672]

This was very helpful! I started building Henzie right after your roast and i got stuck in the reanimator mindset

[@thebookcafe5684]

I love this and would love to see more of these

[@KentaKurodani]

Full Henzie combo list sounds awesome!!

[@robgreene8129]

Keep at it man . I would watch a full 99 roast video if you did it . I love your sense of humor man

[@mcmc9176]

👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻more this great and informative for my deck i got most of things already but i love the sleeper pick turtle I'll add that

[@monsterzack5293]

My absolute favorite deck is my Henzie deck, I've been nonstop tinkering with it since he was released. And Mald here is spitting nothing but facts, Henzie is the most fun war criminal there is. My friends hate me.

[@ethanmiziko5150]

Props on having the full Inheritance series on the shelf in the bg.

[@martinward3958]

Love the guide, and I really want a full Henzie guide too. Love his aesthetic and colors, haven't bought pieces yet.

[@insanelybored5323]

Love this style of content, please make more

[@maldhound]

Thank you!

[@andyso97]

Would absolutely love to see your build of Henzie!! He’s one of my first commanders and I absolutely love him!!

[@Dizzy0422]

Would love a full deck profile. One of my friends has been struggling to make Ziatora work as a commander and I think Henzie would be a better commander for his deck.

[@nickmcnally7808]

Korvold might be better if he doesn’t want to change his deck list as much, but then he will likely lose friends, because korvold

[@derekweaver6817]

More deck techs in general from you would be awesome

[@classybox]

The lose your friends in 99 cards is what got me into commander with a Krenko deck… please make more 😎👉👉

[@eeflos]

I would love to see this as a full video!

[@timhartel8012]

Hit us with that sweet sweet content my dude

[@MerryGamer]

100% would love to see a full video on this one

[@C4PT41NSL1NKY]

loving the longer form content as well. I might have to build this deck because running dumb bombs that just crack people across the face is the kind of shit I live for

[@AMassiveHeadache]

recently found out about your videos. you are going to kill me from laughter, and education. would love to see a video or short on Meria, Scholar of Antiquity, or Urza, Prince of Kroog.