HOW TO HITMAN | Hitman (2016)

[@timedragon5492]

47: target is dead People who hired him: how many casualties? 47: yes

[@temtem9255]

You mean the ICA?

[@liammaps2700]

Although this is funny, 47 is more logical and shows very little emotion. So i can’t imagine him saying this. Although I can imagine him killing everyone with no remorse like bigmoony. You know who he is right? He’s a KZbinr who’s videos consist of killing every single damn thing in the game.

[@JordanFosterDigital]

Still counts as a stealth mission if you make sure there are no witnesses left.

[@luckydoge8868]

bro im pretty sure agent 47 is a government hitman

[@TheOne-ow2cv]

@@liammaps2700, in hitman absolution he shows quite a lot of emotion

[@ChaBoyyHD]

The ending is classic with a classical

[@user-el3sv7jz4b]

Lol, sup cha, didn't know you watched badger

[@aarnerissanen6628]

Im a small air condinioter

[@joshjwillway1545]

+BoS knight on the back of remnants power armour

[@gnolden6232]

+ChaBoyyHD such speling mutch scotish

[@shieldfrostbyte6194]

when is there gonna be a collab chaa

[@jona623e]

Love how Badger makes better trailers for games than the actual trailers

[@jacksepticeyeantisepticeye1374]

Never knew he made trailers

[@tactical_showcases4238]

Super true

[@ghostkiller-io6ys]

Yes

[@stephenwhitley6581]

I was like god damn what did I miss

[@lesenfantsterribles2119]

Actually the normal hitman trailers are still pretty great

[@cassette_elk]

wait hold on, I need to do an analysis of that intro "been wearing life like it's a *noose around my neck*" chokes a dude "hunting vultures as they fly" agent 47 is in a perch, taking a shot at a "vulture", or a stereotypical villain "every spring a flower blossoms in my head" could be a metaphor for the pattern the mirror shattered in, or the blood caused by the bullet "and every wintertime it dies" assuming this means blood is easier seen in snow, so 47 has a harder time covering up a kill? not sure on this one. bop. moar old style intros pls

[@thekachigga9255]

I don’t think it meant anything. Knowing russianbadger, I’m pretty sure he just wanted to make a cool intro

[@cassette_elk]

@@thekachigga9255 yea ik, just something neato and maybe worth something idk

[@adntigger71015]

It absolutely has the meaning you've gleaned (except maybe the winter one, but the fact that it's a winter shot makes it fit). This man or his editor certainly deserves the credit. It's a great deal of work to find those shots that fit so well with the lyrics and edit perfectly along with the audio track. I wouldn't be shocked if this trailer portion was storyboarded. Add on top of it the editing of both the film clips AND the audio (the song has been edited as well, it's not presented in original form) and that trailer is a masterpiece. When you realize it's not even monetized FOR badger because he has other copywritten content, you just gotta have even more respect for him/this channel. Great piece of work here.

[@cupcake8876]

I never ever noticed until you pointed all of this out lmao That intro caught me off guard, badger should make trailers for games, they would be awesome

[@BenthewildchildE750]

Does anyone know the song name?

[@ProtonChicken]

That pile of bodies in the bathroom caught me so off gaurd.

[@GTSAUTOMOTIVE-jm4fh]

Neutron Chicken look at bedbananas video badger stole

[@thestranger1475]

Found it... bit exaggerated don’t you think dumbass...

[@elmapoljakovic2156]

Don't you mean off "Guard"

[@zcgamerandreacts2762]

@@GTSAUTOMOTIVE-jm4fh he used it as a example.

[@We_Have_Dragons]

Roger Basily you’re an idiot...

[@metalhead491]

Your music, editing and sense of humor are dead fucking on man. I wish you could make content more often. I watch it all whether it's a game I give a shit about or not.

[@ethanbrown6429]

Bruh that's why we all subscribed

[@ethanbrown6429]

It's the fucking content the world needs

[@GrumpyStormtrooper]

I wish more people knew him

[@undefineduser5921]

The music and gameplay combined with editing is perfect.

[@freedomofnow]

Agreed!

[@ridgehouse7502]

When you opened the bathroom door and there were 73 bodies I laughed so hard😂

[@AdamSmith-jb2lf]

And then just pops out of the mess! XD

[@noa_zeus]

+Adam Smith "Im Hitman,man."

[@BrokenLegGaming]

RIDGE HOUSE Jesus, you counted them?

[@ratbastard3453]

Then you should see BedBananas. It's amazing

[@mozz6790]

RedRock3t82 dude, chill. People have differing opinions, deal with it or maybe you are going to be the one on the receiving end.

[@minifridge337]

Pulse needed a new job...

[@rubykdc9829]

Lol

[@justhereforthememes5851]

When he goes on leave from Rainbow, he finishes shaving his head and goes to his second job here lol.

[@snakeyman5560]

Minifridge so that explains 47's ability to see through walls.

[@kingslayer9066]

Minifridge lol

[@apeiceoftoast5534]

Lolol

[@rukmanipriya9604]

"There's NO one to Spot me, if there's NO one to spot me" SAVAGE

[@jestfullgremblim8002]

ah yes

[@som3bode577]

"Step 9: Never tolerate foul language." Ad: "O-O-O O-Riley! (O-Riley!) Auto parts! Oh!"

[@jestfullgremblim8002]

Didn't expect this

[@borz7187]

SEE YOU IN A MONTH!

[@TheRussianBadger]

+John AppleSeed Now that I've stopped dating, sleeping, and parasailing, I can probably work on videos more when I'm not at my day job, playa. It's hard out here for a burger.

[@stratojim473]

+TheRussianBadger you should probably keep sleeping tho badger

[@jeroen1159]

+TheRussianBadger congrats on 400,000 subs

[@0xero7]

+stratojim473 sleeping is so 2015

[@yanko7317]

+TheRussianBadger Worth the wait =p

[@InvisibleShadow4]

That intro was fkin awesome

[@Uwujarvis]

I like how the steps go 1,5,7,12,9,10,6,17,11,24.5,30,27

[@egfazza3788]

I dont know if your joking or you just got wooooooshed

[@reidgowan2670]

egfazza What do you even mean by that? It makes no real sense in this context.

[@egfazza3788]

@@reidgowan2670 no cause it sounds like he's complaining so I thonked he go wooooshed

[@bikramsangha5754]

The numbers MASON

[@grimsladeleviathan3958]

Just like how regular steps go. C'mon, we all know how to count properly, right?

[@BarnabasBittner]

That intro was beautiful. Badger, you should try making game music videos.

[@Nukawa]

did anyone else check if that skit at the start was the actual trailer?

[@fallen-helldiver]

Yeah its the Legacy trailer

[@edgarcardiffscpreadermemes366]

We just need the song for it

[@ilimuninati4929]

@@edgarcardiffscpreadermemes366 badger is the man

[@murplesman]

I did and was disappointed the real trailer wasn't as good.

[@britishhoormalez]

No it is not

[@nemexi5440]

9:30 Like in the video of BedBananas

[@mindseizure367]

exactly

[@tobyhunt7778]

fat

[@klor81507]

+Mind Seizure Marshal, is it u???

[@omazon1]

You beat me to it

[@insertnamehere1044]

Ya, he just swindled him. Same with the very very end when he breaks the glass

[@TyBrenninger]

Dear RussianBadger I love your content every time i watch it it brings a smile to my face and makes my day. You are just too god damn funny, man! =^) I know you only make videos every once in a while but i wish you would make more. Making more videos would also probably make your channel grow faster, please consider this! Please WE WANT MOAR!!!! Anyway this has to be one of my favorites and convinced me to get the full game( you should be paid)

[@arthurmorgan4137]

That’s the same for me bro

[@payne267]

Aww thats such a nice thing to say and I completely agree

[@bertra]

Bertoli =/= Bartolli Not that strange

[@milo1815]

Bertra... qui. Nice.

[@insertcommaname1388]

Bertell you to fucking not.

[@redlegobrick5205]

Bertra Bartoli* Bertolli*

[@GroundResider]

Red Lego Brick 🧱

[@MANTUEFLIE2]

Gerber knives=Gerber baby food though

[@equilibrium8181]

This taught me one thing. Badger watches Archer. And I approve

[@carsonlight_lapse6394]

Who doesn't love Badger making intro? He always nails it, BTW I liked thsi one the most

[@NEAR_Photo]

I literally saw the ending of this on imgur last week.

[@shrek3096]

KZbinr bedbananas

[@evanvoyles9960]

That's because it's not his clip

[@mythic_omen948]

Game devs need badger to make their game trailers tho, any game badger makes a trailer for I would buy

[@kurttank1514]

He'd probably do it for 50 cans of ravioli.

[@Rin-jo4yb]

Yay a fellow imgurian

[@randomdude6376]

I love how an expired spaghetti sauce can is as effective as emetic rat poison tf

[@meisterdoge9831]

I use it as a wrecking ball

[@nodeloliver6201]

Emetic rat poison is made up of warfarin, a simple anti-coagulant agent causing internal hemorrhaging, liver failure, severe dehydration, and eventual death. Expired tomato sauce will usually have a build up of clostridium botulinum, a toxin causing botulism. The effects are a nasty mixture of internal organ failure and brain hemorrhaging. Death usually follows shortly thereafter. This has been your toxicology lesson of the day. You're welcome.

[@isiaharellano3789]

@@nodeloliver6201 and they say video games make you violent and stupid

[@ness-lv6fh]

I would cry if Bagur didn't make a BattleField 1 vid.

[@Josephandrade1145]

same

[@Sheridan2LT]

Relevant!

[@CrystallizedBlackSkull]

ness I would cry if Badger didint stop making R6S Videos

[@chrissss696]

sᴛᴀʟᴋᴇʀ it's Bajur not Badger

[@snakeyman5560]

ness Bajurfield.

[@adntigger71015]

Love how all the huge artists/studios auto-claimed the music in the video, when we all REALLY watch this video over and over for that intro. *Hunted by Priority One, TwoThirds, Johnny Rose. The REAL MVPS (and of course Badger's masterpiece editing!).*

[@TheNightmareAngelYT]

Bro, hearing Badger from 8 years ago hits different. Didn't even know him until I saw an SFM fan animation of one of his bits. No idea when, but it wasn't back then.

[@uprize8943]

I miss the good ol days when badger used to steam for 3 days. :(

[@bmxchamp4]

+WildWolf I too miss the days where he would steam for three days, the warmth was incredible. Used to use it to cook rice and veggies.

[@uprize8943]

+BBrown4 Remember the halo kill notification he used to use when ever someone subscribes or donates money? and damn the fun times with Kia and Edgar... And he gets drunk af lol

[@bmxchamp4]

***** yes

[@gamingdemon12]

UPRIZE stream*

[@gabrielneoh9373]

UPRIZE x

[@brudon55]

That intro was awesome Moar badger

[@joelwilcox5424]

That sequence at the start was SO GOOD to watch high...

[@jacksonschuck1522]

I swear badger. Your preview things are better than the actual trailers.

[@murasakirin8998]

I just found this channel, and have been binging his videos. My god! His opening sequences are insanely good!

[@lennyerdody]

Dont you guys realize that when BF5 drops, Badgur is gonna make a bunch of vids, just like 3, 4, and Hardline. So dont sweat that hes not posting some much.

[@remybatista6135]

bf 5 is bf 1942

[@americasultimateweapontalo3933]

+Nikola Tesla Wanna Tesla force this one on us Tesla with ionic particles.

[@BigManDaichi]

boy do i have some news for you

[@echodelta2172]

@@BigManDaichi comments that aged like wine

[@changeoftone4958]

2:45 I want a full play through like this

[@erikahl7934]

9:15 imagine the police finding this

[@hdheh437]

Imagine the one dude who had to go to the bathroom and found that

[@mozz6790]

I've been subbed for like 10 months now, and this is still my favorite video

[@JumbleHumbles]

I thought of how badass you'd feel running in the forest during a snowstorm while listening to Hunted.

[@MaliciousFloppy]

SOMEONE HAS BEEN WATCHING BEDBANANA

[@lilfatmex]

I have Maybe

[@zam3905]

Yep

[@lisaknott6286]

@@connororsomeone4974 bedbanana is cool

[@helper769]

Holy smokes, that intro is amazing! Great job Badger!

[@kriegofficer7682]

Does anyone else come back to watch the intro every now and again.

[@kristalres]

I really want a video of just the intro of this video. It looks and sounds like the best trailer to ever exist

[@ultrapangwin4115]

Badger always has the best intro

[@cemote9396]

The intro music reminds me of the good old days of spierstheamazingHD

[@transratgoddess5154]

Whats the song?

[@seranotutorials626]

@@transratgoddess5154 monstercat-hunted

[@ipressedon9289]

4:40 I was expecting badger to drown the guy in his own vomit. But seeing that exploding toilet is just somehow 10 times better. I'm going to probably start doing this.

[@aravindv.v5958]

This opening intor was one of the best i have ever heard and seen❤️❤️❤️❤️ love the way this was edited❤️😂

[@ceriousgaming6392]

I believe I commented this on another video, but the choice of music for the beginning, and your video editing skills for THIS video are the best I've seen of you. Yes I love your new content is amazing, but this was the peak. This was the best. It still is too. And I hope you find a game and music combo again like this that has this level of editing.

[@jasonknight8652]

This is one of... the best video on KZbin. Thank you kind sir.

[@MhmD-TH]

you should make game trailers

[@CharlieBravo1118]

Like your Avatar

[@DuggzValentine]

@@CharlieBravo1118 HE LIVES! HE SURVIVED THE EXPLOSION!

[@VarietyCentralClips]

that was a sick ass intro DDDAAAMMMNNN!!!!!!

[@KamikazeKid]

Best hitman video ever xD The ever changing numbering to the steps :P

[@volkerh733]

I swear badger's music transitions are godly

[@svimle511]

"Hey guys, my name is Travis. Back again with my hitman lets play. «12gauge to the neck» Alrighty then, be sure to like the video and share it on snapchat. Later nerds" I have no words to express how much that shit made me laugh.. Not only are you taking the piss out 90% of the people posting let's play hitman videos, but you did it with such finesse I'm in awe. Well f-ing done nerd.

[@TheRealGarg]

the fucking pile of bodies, i lost my shit there

[@mattb4265]

hahahahahaha same.

[@Raptiel]

Damn Badger, You treat us like Drug Fiends giving us a Crack rock a Month. Shiiiiit guess we still addicted

[@Ghostthehellrider]

The intro song is really good I added it to my playlist

[@NotsoSneak]

same

[@arcstorm6859]

Really like the intro, music is a good choice, Great job!

[@CloaksCosplays]

After all these years, if you ask me what Badger is really known for, I won’t say Siege. I will say “picking up a stealth game, turning on the KZbin camera, and saying ‘fuck stealth, here’s a 15 min remix of ‘I’m gonna give you my all.’”

[@fotu7957]

I just wanna take a moment to appreciate how fucking awesome that intro was

[@thetoxicbadger9202]

0:52 I've GOT U IN MY SIGHTS

[@aleclogelin8568]

this video is so good, I hope you hit 1M subs

[@seanmasterson2630]

Only 590,838 subs to go!

[@dolo3836]

*laughs in 2M*

[@keenanwest6969]

@@dolo3836 haha pathetic

[@ashj5952]

9:18 That body pile was Dope. Edit: I know you spent a lot of time in it and I feel you. That's why I'm hitting ma boi with a like and a comment. Be Happy m'boi!

[@jellokhat]

I have watched this a million times for the opening. Also, this was 5 years ago?!

[@aurxels]

0:20 me and the boys at 3 am looking for BEANS

[@boogly]

it wasn't until Step 24.5 that I noticed they weren't in order...

[@RG6Snipers]

+boogly_oglly you n00b

[@sultanshaikh6583]

All the steps are in order u noob

[@theequalsgamer2074]

9:30 Agent 47 "Dip Dip potato chip."

[@nicku365]

I love your intros their so badass

[@autobot5309]

its funny that I still come back to watch this again, its just so good!

[@strikerdoc_4205]

That intro though just that needs to go on soundcloud

[@arthurmorgan4137]

It shouldn’t dude, because it must go on soundcloud

[@odhranflan]

Let me tell you a poem Roeses are violets Red is blue Im not a good poet Banana fish

[@jeroen1159]

cool

[@eddy2314able]

this made me laugh more than the vid it's self. Cool vid tho Badger

[@odhranflan]

+Dr.RubberFace Roses are red Pls no I know I might be wierd But im not a hoe

[@warmbreadsticks2529]

+Dr.RubberFace YES!!!!!

[@hender5555]

Roses are red, My name is Dave. This makes no sense, Microwave.

[@truppelito]

Anyone know the remix at 3:52 ?

[@mrinalbose4027]

It was backstreet boys

[@Genweirdo]

Everybody (Backstreet's Back) by Backstreet Boys

[@MinatoStudio]

@@mrinalbose4027 it's a remix version you dumb

[@TemporaryAccount-r5p]

this man makes better trailers than the game makers

[@stalenoiselessbread171]

The intro was beautiful ❤️

[@pisca6496]

Well, there's the Beretta pistol, but there's even the Beretta sausage. Really.

[@birdboygrayson]

Why does Agent 47 remind me of Wilson Fisk

[@GermanGamer1177]

cuz fisk went to the gym in prison and got a fresh tattoo.

[@birdboygrayson]

lol

[@st3gosaurus]

no idea

[@GiRR007]

+Alexander Good because hes bald

[@EnigmaticTactics]

The suit, the bald, the arrogance, the brute strength, it's all there.

[@toxic2628]

0:14 great timing

[@nicolashromyk5397]

Such a legendary intro

[@CaptainPacYT]

Legit was the frist video I watch from him and now seeing Hitman 2016 free on epic just take me back to this vid

[@domastaujanskis673]

dear badger plz make moar vids, plzzzzzzzzzz with love (name above text)

[@michaell742]

Pls bring back bad company tuesday of battlefield four friday. I miss battlefield, with the bushmonsters.

[@fighurth34]

mee to i play bf4 and bf2 and bf1942 every day please #FRIDAYBATTEFIELD

[@TheoHiggins]

That intro was cinematic as fuck.

[@frozenfoxgames5300]

I think the episodic releases of the game is because there's so much to do in every mission that it's not even a problem.

[@straitvibing]

these opening montages just hit different now

[@brycelefebvre1976]

Who else wants a 10 hour version of the starting song

[@genji4172]

Bruh the intro music was so fitting that I thought it was in the actual trailer

[@nickh249]

Ok damn the intro was intense

[@Andre-uu5xv]

Your opening music always gives me goosebumps...

[@Samtheman91]

holy shit the intro is awesome

[@kevinxpowell]

I love your videos Badger. How do you get away with using licensed songs though??

[@kingpinskull3677]

Kevin Powell remember this is Monstercat, he doesn't believe in Copyright laws. Not the video, the song in the intro.

[@keenanwest6969]

@@kingpinskull3677 makes sense

[@michaelmike7714]

Beginning portion was awsome.

[@HarrisonJames]

Play Outer Rim pls! (Battlefront)

[@Quintz-vj9vu]

Harrison James no body likes any battlefront games except the old ones

[@Quintz-vj9vu]

Harrison James do you like micro transactions

[@Quintz-vj9vu]

😒

[@Mephiles343]

Carter The Hibana Main the 2015 battlefront 1 and also battlefront 2 were not sucessful at all

[@gabrielskalitzky5648]

Don't even watch this dude anymore, but I had to come back for the intro alone. Like a moth to a flame.

[@spiderflash1273]

9:13 I’m just imagining if some random person just happened to walk in on that. “Yeah... Nope. Not dealing with it. Using a different bathroom.”

[@TheWolfcast98]

Someone has been watching bed bananas

[@a_razz1476]

5:40 well samsung sells tanks so... i disagree

[@dionjaywoollaston1349]

H3ll80Y tanks as in “heavily armoured vehicles with a big fuck off cannon” or tanks as in “boring, not fun at all outside of video games” storage tanks

[@the_guy_who_split_your_qua3832]

The first one

[@tmas47]

@@dionjaywoollaston1349 K9 Thunder...

[@flake4179]

Laughed harder than what i should have at the pile of bodies

[@Spock1480]

During this video I found out that I could in fact shit, cry and laugh simultaneously. Keep up the amazing work Badger

[@ostrichhe4d]

1:57 “I’m not here to talk about anything that ends with ix, talks about square en-IX

[@user-ht9my8zq2i]

Man those starting bits with the music are boss you should make a second KZbin channel for this heak I would sub but anyway love the gameplay aswell please don't take this as me telling you what to do it was just a suggestion

[@Victor-tf8md]

I Think You Should Thank bedbanana For that toilet thig

[@Victor-tf8md]

Thing'

[@mewk3213]

Yeah I noticed that too

[@jessISaRicePrincess]

come on guys i have been doing this for years now ever since blood money at first its fun but also convenient to put the bodies in the toilet

[@Crusader143d]

+CaptainPotato True that

[@mattfritz2464]

+Jess Agpaoa But he literally stole the entire scene from BedBanana, even the music.

[@GamingBotanist]

That ending made me lol. xD

[@rajskster]

Damn, badger. You make trailers better than the actual game developers.

[@grimsladeleviathan3958]

Badger's intros, I swear to god, this guy needs to make some GMVs, it'd be awesome!!!