How to make a pop song - Jack Stauber

All credit goes to Jax3636, this is merely 1 portion I liked of a video he recorded of one of Jack's improv shows. I own nothing seen here.

[@Liv_4223]

I love how you can here a crowd of gay people in the back ground

[@noamont9936]

HELPP

[@Wapako]

How do you know they are gay ? :v

[@kerfuffle764]

@@Wapako cause they are

[@Liv_4223]

@@Wapako it’s a jack stauber concert……

[@Wapako]

@@Liv_4223 tbh I don't know this guy in the vid so I don't know what I should expect. If you're not gay, its illegal to go watch this guy ? lmao

[@KraisonFrameworks]

For as weird as Jack's creations are, he sure seems like a down-to-earth guy

[@DrelvanianGuardOffic]

The weird kid is always really nice if you give them a chance. I know this myself cuz I'm a weird kid.

[@KraisonFrameworks]

@@DrelvanianGuardOffic I'm sure you're very nice, and I hope you have some good friends to back you up on that fact :D

[@oya4056]

​@@DrelvanianGuardOffic the weird girl at my highschool wore tails everyday and smelled bad

[@Jeff4theRaid]

He produces music he seriously understands and works on, all artists seem weird to somebody or a group, and resonate with a group, he just might seem weird to you

[@KraisonFrameworks]

@@Jeff4theRaid Nah, I get that. I didn't mean weird in a bad way. I meant that I like weird!

[@edgarissilly]

Pretty weird actually understanding what jack Is saying

[@big_sea]

yes

[@frankfanartes8208]

I agree, since I don't know how to speak English

[@moved.srry1]

​@@frankfanartes8208🤨

[@musicaldoge9412]

He gives me “The stage was empty so I walked up there” vibes

[@Honkr]

Yes

[@blasterblade02]

"... so I walked up here and fucking owned it" vibes

[@RoJahFilms-5150]

true

[@RobloxGaming_1000]

@@blasterblade02😂😂😂😂

[@lunarmothx]

real

[@boppo8381]

I never imagined he was a real human, more like a perpetual idea that manifests in music.

[@Loui3star]

Same

[@luanemen]

same 💀💀

[@michaelthompson2363]

Jack Stauber is a ghost that possesses your phone

[@originalpollution]

he is a concept, don't believe this video

[@bioemiliano]

This is a deep fake made by (((them)))

[@Pullenen]

I'd travel across the world to see Jack perform live

[@IloveGod23]

Bro same 👏😩

[@omarsancheztec7858]

Me too right?

[@user-sv5kt8qz3v]

I wouldn't

[@skubae4616]

no you wouldn't or else you would have seen him live

[@user-sv5kt8qz3v]

@@skubae4616 ikr

[@screwtapee]

Can’t believe Jack invented pop and also music

[@amyshaw893]

Neil cicierega invented music though 🤔

[@GornGornStudios]

@@amyshaw893 neil invented the internet, not music

[@someguy2744]

Jack invented Soda Pops?

[@_bung3x_]

"music was invented in the 80s" amazing quote 3:02

[@rickwilliams967]

Music was destroyed in the 80s unless you count non-hair metal and old-school rap.

[@redtaileddolphin1875]

@@rickwilliams967 bald metal

[@HarperNguyen]

@@rickwilliams967 mate just because you don’t like it, doesn’t mean it destroyed music. Don’t be such a snowflake

[@rickwilliams967]

@@HarperNguyen right, and what you're hinting at is it's an opinion. Yours could be wrong just as easily as mine.

[@felix-zp4ie]

@@rickwilliams967 you are both right! music was destroyed in the 80's, for you! and just because you don't like it, doesn't mean it was destroyed, it just means you don't like it :3

[@ca44444]

The end where the guy took a swig of the clear milk got me

[@M4rlol]

Why is it so uncanny to actually hear him talk normally outside of a VHS Edit: wow, this blew up Anyways, don't do kids, drugs

[@eembeembb]

fr?!??!!

[@sonnyday.]

Bro literally

[@big_sea]

yes

[@nahno7698]

it's honestly incredible, mr

[@nixie575]

Nice pfp

[@anidiot4702]

“Music was made in the 80’s” Truest thing I’ve ever heard

[@nightfall_9411]

people in the 70's:

[@wowza7879]

as a bassist, i can confirm, bassists are indeed peculiar

[@pizzarellayt]

Relatable (i am also a bassist)

[@dragonboi57]

I approve of this message (a random bassist)

[@the_void805]

True (a shitty bassist)

[@markehlpetersen1040]

I also agree with this (another random bassist)

[@jackwally9]

completely agree (never held a bass guitar)

[@finchcarvingadiamond]

I thought he'd be pretentious he is literally a humble mythical creature

[@pizzarellayt]

Whimsical elven creature playing in the rain

[@titusthehuman8922]

Magic elven keyboardist

[@AbrasiousProductions]

sometimes I don't know if I'm pretentious or not

[@lachyoo]

@@AbrasiousProductions you dont find many pretentious people that are self aware about it so probably not

[@PLNKYELLOWBLACK]

Every fan interaction story is exactly the same. It’s them seeing him and being like “holy shit! You’re Jack Stauber I love your music!” and he’s like “yeah I’m Jack hi :)” and he shakes their hand with both hands. It’s always with both hands He’s definitely a sweet lil mythical man

[@pizzarellayt]

Number 7 will blow your mind

[@big_sea]

yes

[@labratboygirl]

sometimes i forget that jack is an actual human person and not just some very musically knowledgeable cryptid

[@the_void805]

This is just a body he keeps in the basement and possesses every time he needs to appear

[@yaminokoe.]

Jack is a legend is my favorite artist I love every one of his songs! I never saw Jack acting like that.

[@HowdyMyDudes]

Why does it feel like this takes place in someone's bedroom where there are about 3 or 4 people in the crowd and the actual party is taking place in the living room with like 60 people

[@pizzarellayt]

That is a perfect description of this actually.

[@thoroughlyavgjr8789]

i just can't believe how incredibly creative, funny and wholesome Jack is. I'm a huge fan of him since HiLo and im thirsting for more Jack Content. He's just my favourite artist of all time.

[@dwacksoo]

I love the fact that he does things purely out of spite just because he wants to do them, he's just there making little tracks and making people laugh without any single second intent, a simple guy that has an entire world inside. God I love Jack

[@vertyisprobablydead]

...brainlet

[@tonywords6713]

That wouldn't be out of spite then

[@ckp09er]

@@tonywords6713found the Debbie downer

[@possessedcheese]

the “CLEAR MILK” jug is amazing

[@blasterblade02]

"it really is clear milk!"

[@inconsistizzy]

i love how he just takes these swigs of milk every so often, what a lad

[@IanDerp26]

it’s water in a jug, the label says “CLEAR MILK”

[@inconsistizzy]

@@IanDerp26 yea but it looks like milk so its funny lol who drinks out of a jug

[@modeohcool6279]

@@IanDerp26 what about the end of the vid tho

[@inconsistizzy]

@@noodlenoggin6922 ima hydrohomo

[@bobrossantichrisst]

@@inconsistizzy fellow hydro homie

[@theodorkarl2637]

I love how he's just having a conversation with the crowd, it's so great

[@Tera_totally]

His personality is pretty much exactly how i thought it would be. He swems so nice, i love his style

[@_piccoloser]

I'm extremely lucky to have my own version of Jack Stauber IRL as my best friend. Everyone needs a Jack Stauber.

[@HughRaine]

What if you're already the Jack Stauber in your life?

[@rooditooti4388]

​@@HughRaine who will jack your Stauber when you're busy jacking everyone else's

[@Nointernet746]

Yeah, but does he have the beard?

[@Dangraves.]

I hate and love being the jack stauber in my life

[@Bylur5980]

if it werent for the title, i never would have guessed this was Jack Stauber, fr it feels like they just found some dude working at 7-eleven and put him on a stage

[@rustic_wof]

The way he sways around captures Jack’s energy perfectly lmfao

[@cashsneed619]

Lol this sounds remarkably like the breakdown in Cheeseburger Family

[@captcha9940]

Oh my god thank you I recognized it too but know the song lol

[@raptor_guy2327]

As a bassist I can confirm that my entire vocabulary is “Jaco Pastorius” “Where’s the bathroom”

[@EEEEEEE36364]

Wait Jack does live events??? I NEED TO KNOW WHEN THE NEXT ONE IS😭😭 (IF there’s gonna be a next one tho)

[@pizzarellayt]

This is from 2018 if I recall correctly. His last one was on December 1st 2018, so there's probably not gonna be one soon.

[@EEEEEEE36364]

@@pizzarellayt Oh dang, that’s sad! Hopefully he can do some in the future cuz they seem really fun :P

[@cybercrasherstv]

@@pizzarellayt 5 years, man...

[@benjistyles19]

@@cybercrasherstv it’s been 5 years??

[@cybercrasherstv]

@@benjistyles19 five years since his last album, five years since his last show It's a Kendrick / Frank Ocean level hiatus

[@Thoskoopas]

I wanna make a pop song

[@pizzarellayt]

Then here's your place to start!

[@Thoskoopas]

@@pizzarellayt ok 👍

[@FinntheFis]

You're in the right place B]

[@blasterblade02]

I think I love Jack Stauber, this dude is fucking hilarious and weird, it's an honor he shares with us little glimpses into his mind.

[@Razipazi77]

Real

[@Foxxure]

he sounds so weird talking normally its so cool hearing his real voice

[@reverseaimbot2509]

I cant believe it, Jack really is like an alt universe version of me where I have music competence and patience to make art. god i love this man hes everything i want to be and then some.

[@T04STY64]

did you say... and then some?!?!?!

[@amyyyyhaha]

i miss him bro. i found him too late. but he’s literally the only person i listen to.

[@madiii3279]

Realll we're in the same boat 😢 i wish he would post on youtube again

[@ThatHandsomeWeirdo]

Relatable :(

[@SneakyBeakySpy]

I love how he just has a giant jug of water

[@pizzarellayt]

That's clear milk actually

[@blasterblade02]

It's very clearly milk, says it right there on the jug

[@itsjduff]

if you ever get anxious just make a bassline

[@pizzarellayt]

as a bassist I can confirm, this works fairly well (I have never made a bassline when I was anxious)

[@patricklewis9787]

You know I'm not the biggest fan of Jack's stuff but man I really like this guy's personality. I feel like a lot of Musicians are either to uptight and mean or just really really trashy. He seems down to earth but not too crass

[@theonlyrosy]

I want to have a conversation with him or even just see him live sooo bad, he’s so down to earth and funny, and everything he does radiates eccentricity

[@somekid9753]

He is really a mood. Honestly 😭

[@evebunny]

It's nice that he assures people that everything's already been made, it's so true and such a dead weight on people who are just trying to make something

[@pizzarellayt]

hehe dead weight. like. like the jack stauber song.

[@CaptainLass]

Absolutely love that he just made this on the spot and then ended up using it in Cheeseburger Family

[@ahooman1268]

Jack's voice shapeshifts

[@mickybubble1115]

I feel like I'm sighting a cryptid seeing Jack so casual outside of his videos

[@casey4247]

I wonder what would happen if Jack Stauber and Alan Resnick met, I think the universe would explode

[@Sandwich_People]

oh. my. god.

[@WiloPolis03]

I love how this is what we consider down to earth Jack Stauber. What a legend

[@12DAMDO]

this whole time i thought he was drinking water and just called it clear milk as a joke

[@JC-yy8iv]

I can’t imagine just talking through this and paying no attention. Like even if I was just at a bar and had never heard of him, this is so cool and interesting. Some people have no taste man

[@yashotokana258]

I feel like it’s a crowd track sound effect playing

[@pizzarellayt]

@@yashotokana258 Well, it's not, there was a real audience there. He even wrote a few songs about an audience member.

[@slippingbugs]

@@pizzarellayt which song?

[@pizzarellayt]

@@slippingbugs I know one of the songs is called "L", but i dont remember the others.

[@sleepynova4840]

the guy recording giggling is so wholesome

[@thinthle]

One guy laughing and actually paying attention The rest of the crowd: So anyway . . .

[@yagvar]

music was invented in the 80s - Jack Stauber

[@caligulasAquarius]

Hes so silly ong.

[@pizzarellayt]

Real

[@big_sea]

yes

[@toceeno874]

did you fall frim the light

[@typical-typer]

Realest

[@ChristopherTradeshow]

dude is 26 right now. which means most of his most popular hits were when he was like 21

[@pizzarellayt]

he turns 27 this year !

[@RainyDayDance]

he needs to live show again soon. I will go to pittsburgh. honestly hes popular enough now he might be able to tour.

[@tHa1Rune]

How can a man be so uncanny, goofy, cringe, confident and entertaining at the same time. My ego cannot resolve this lmao

[@gulapula]

“They’ll say Jaco Pastorious and where’s the bathroom.”

[@_angelxnovaxx_6414]

He reminds me of Bo Burnham, with his strange by carefree nature, and incredible improv to keep ur attention

[@Pepe-jq6fj]

I love Jack, he seems like a really fun person to be around.

[@pogginglad7665]

Love the fact that we’re all getting this recommended now (when we needed this the most)

[@lavenderwitch_5705]

I fricking love Jack Stauber this is amazing

[@soyunperedor]

this one video helped me learn and absorb more than my 3 month online course of music theory; goddam i love jack stauber

[@houstonnewton9199]

He reminds me of my summer camp counselors. Very chill and delivering truths, but definitely also fucking with you the whole time (in a loving way)

[@goldenhog]

i wish this guy would play live again

[@Takxicity]

Jack looks so immensely powerful yet humble in the thumbnail

[@iambenlonghair]

i have been a fan of this man for like 4 years now and i have never heard his voice

[@Dragonwithagirltattoo3]

He was so young then. A true old soul.

[@MillieDuu]

I just love the vibe he gives off, i wish jack stauber was real..

[@billiebersamira5782]

Jack Stauber doesn’t sound like I thought he would 😅 cause it was has a high-pitched voice

[@kev._young]

as soon as heard the alternating c’s i thought he was gonna play funkytown

[@paranormeow]

As a bassist I love this man

[@ekkonion6662]

that's GOTTA BE the best video on the internet

[@linexi]

Jack is so adorable, funny and creative! I love him so much

[@TeaTupcake247]

"Something I'd like to mention really quickly.... No I completely forgot what i was going to say" gives that vibe "have you ever just walked into a room and forgot why"

[@thebedroomshow9010]

4:41 the guy who camps behind the bus stop the moment you walk by him

[@pizzarellayt]

Literally me

[@TheWaterlooWatermelon]

I can’t believe it really was clear milk! (He wasn’t lying).

[@pizzarellayt]

Ohmygoodnessgracious it's The Waterloo Watermelon I've seen a couple of your videos I think, nice neat cool

[@TheWaterlooWatermelon]

@@pizzarellayt Oh fr? Cool! Well, I have definitely seen at least one of your videos.

[@ayra_ofc3702]

2:10 I love this man so much

[@easoo_]

i love everything about this man, so glad i found him in the mess of the internet

[@omarsancheztec7858]

I can not believe Jack Is our teacher today. Hahahaha this Is so cool and funny. I wish i could have been there but I love how he Is drinking milk 😂

[@Caesar_Online]

I'm living for that laughter

[@chimichild]

this man is so whimsical

[@Jaksonranger]

I didn't know Jack was essentially a bonafide comedian on top of a great musician

[@polygawn]

Actually helpful. I’ve wanted to make music like Jack for so long

[@pizzarellayt]

@@polygawn That's the whole reason I uploaded this clip! I'm glad it helped!

[@sneakerstring]

I DONT KNOW WHAT IM DOING

[@OttrPopAnimations]

He seems so chill

[@Anonymous-bi5pv]

His voice is so pleasant

[@bigsalmon7973]

I'd love to smoke with him, he seems super chill

[@pizzarellayt]

You should see him perform, he's always jumpin' around and stuff. Real fun to watch.

[@YayaLoaf]

Omg he’s just like my tech teacher 💀

[@Hidden4125]

his end result sounds a lot like a section of cheeseburger family

[@omarsancheztec7858]

I wish too that I could have the chance of going on stage with him.

[@yuarentlucky]

This is helping me a lot rn because I'm trying to learn to make music wtf, ty Jack.

[@j1nn0o0o]

foolih mr. stauber, the clear milk expired edit: 3:55 cheeseburger family!?!????!

[@oldmanjoel1946]

this man is the best scp

[@pigeon4422]

1:07 lol that's gotta be one of my favorite jack stauber jokes now

[@EnjoyerofManyThingz]

I didn’t get it lol

[@pigeon4422]

@@EnjoyerofManyThingz jaco pastorius is a really famous bass player

[@peachfang]

HE TALKS NORMAL??

[@thatonedecayingperson3342]

Such a talented artist I actually have the same Casio

[@craychie2821]

I seriously thought ace Ventura just walked up on stage at the end there..

[@Wanna_Be_Desu]

"Jaco Pastorius. Where is the bathroom." Why you gotta call us out like that, Jack?

[@lvcienes]

The crowd is so distracting like shut up?? Jack Stauber is awesome I want to listen to him

[@pizzarellayt]

I thought he was fairly easy to hear.

[@sonicman9910]

Mfs when the loud place is loud

[@moltenhydrogen2218]

you think he'd like performing in front of a silent crowd?

[@squeegeeboard]

Have you ever been to a concert?

[@bulkvanderhuge9006]

Started singing Funky Town when he added the Bass

[@yagvar]

I love this guy

[@jskwpz]

i love the way the guy recording laughs