How to make Norwegian Black Metal

[@bams4449]

You mean how do these wanna be satanic bands try to look and sound evil? Simple..profanity.curse Jesus.religion.God.violence and animal torture.these are lame acts that just there to scare people..to just look badass..evil and tough..cus here to be metal..u need to pretend youre evil and duh..worship Satan?!.its all just image..just to sell..U need to be evil looking so your records wud sell 4 that macho tough evil sounding..hey look were Satanists..were badass and violent..and u wud go like..Yeah thats metal! NO DUDE thats just plain shallow n lame..these groups are just here 4 the attention and fad cus everyone in Norway is doing it..so y dont we? If you really are "evil"youd not be an artist..yud be in prison..having killed someone or murdered a family for real..Now that is Evil!!!!

[@Pagefire]

This is the weirdest URL I've ever seen.

[@manichburgundy]

I sincerely hope you are joking...

[@dexterj5615]

You crazy Norwegians

[@ghoul2164]

Depends. Some black metal is really evil and I support it.

[@lostmedia-e6p]

@@Pagefire It's the type of url you'd find on the Deep Web. You're not evil enough to know the Deep Web, are you?! YOU.RE NOTE VIL E NUFFFF

[@floridamancode_e2673]

So this is like the 3rd video of yours I've seen and so far the formula is Step 1) make fun of a genre Step 2) record a banger of a song in that genre Step 3) pretend like it was shit. And honestly im ok with this

[@happysatanproduction8854]

Step 4) and end up making a great song for the said genre

[@spamsingles5948]

@@happysatanproduction8854 That's what step 2 is...

[@PhannelPhill]

Seriously, this dude is a genius.

[@AndresLopez-bz7bs]

Pretty stupid video

[@geekymetalhead5112]

If it ain't broke don't fix it

[@tojge]

Alright, so, I have a friend who works as a DJ at a metal club, I've persuaded him to play the song from the end as a joke, everyone rocked out like mad, it was so funny to watch knowing the backstory :) thank you for that glorious moment Pagefire! A few people did ask later "what band was that?" but we were like, "they're TRVE KVLT, you're not supposed to know" :)

[@Pagefire]

Holy shit that's awesome.

[@L0stInNeverland]

gde se to desilo?

[@tojge]

@@L0stInNeverland Problem Nightclub, mada se tada zvao Klub Pulse, Ruzveltova. Sorry što kasnim sa odgovorom, nije mi izašla notifikacija, slučajno sad videh pitanje...

[@fallenknightofthelight3842]

@@tojge? ⛧

[@wind-upboy939]

\m/ Awesome \m/

[@RobinTurner]

Be careful with the thesaurus - use it too much and you end up with symphonic metal lyrics.

[@Pagefire]

Good point.

[@bt3743]

@@thegrindcoreenthusiast7293 OP just said symphonic metal. Calm your tits

[@ZacharyTheJackal]

@@thegrindcoreenthusiast7293 Yeah dude calm down. There is no reason to react that way.

[@thegrindcoreenthusiast7293]

@@ZacharyTheJackal, Oh. Sorry. Did Not See That Before.

[@thegrindcoreenthusiast7293]

@@bt3743, Nevermind Then.

[@ZekeNigma]

"I am your slave, daddy" You did it! You broke typical black metal lyrics down to their bare essentials!

[@davidong3325]

DON'T BE STUPID ITS THE ACTUAL LYRICS

[@TheCorose]

That's part of a reggaeton song hehehe

[@microsoftpain]

this comment has 666 likes now lmao

[@woodenhoe]

Submissive Black Metal

[@CureFruit1]

thats a family values lyric.😂

[@alwaysoozingsomething2290]

you say "sing about castles" like every song shouldn't be about castles

[@Pagefire]

You know, you got us there.

[@BlaBla-pf8mf]

Is this an alt of Shadiversity?

[@oopsyboops4806]

@@Pagefire can you do a how do be deathgrind video I'm waiting and hoping eventually this will happen in good time

[@thebiglich]

@@BlaBla-pf8mf imagine shadiversity making a video about the medieval realism of black metal lyric castles

[@lobsterhelmet348]

I've been playing black metal for roughly 15 years. And I have to say, all of this is true. More than once I've recorded a demo straight into a tape recorder and dumped it onto even cheaper cassettes. It's dumb, cheesy, and sound like canned ass, but I still love it.

[@mgradiant]

Wow! A Black Metal artist self-aware of their own memeness. You, sir/ma’am/whichever gender you prefer, have my respect!

[@etfluezu9161]

people these days unironically listen to asmr why feeling bad for having a soft spot in your heart for black metal? :)

[@coltermerriman5911]

Hey, all jokes aside, this guy knocked out a banger at the end there.

[@sandraiga4729]

Why am I enjoying this 😂

[@spelaoxy]

I like it too :)

[@moredycoo1188]

The song was actually good

[@cobraglatiator]

made it 666 satan achieved.

[@collt091]

I know right

[@MeowcorePodcast]

You put so much work and time into this video and I'm showing it to all my friends. You, sir, are a pride to our metal community.

[@endlesswanderer1753]

This is going to sound stupid, but when I was an edgy teenager I would fall asleep to black metal. I was nodding off in the middle of your example song, so that's surely a sign of how damn good it is. I pavlov'd my damn circadian rhythm into being activated by blast beats and tremolo-picked chords. Well done sir.

[@JunkyardGod]

THE GOAT IS FOR LATER you gots a new sub 😁

[@koffieverslaafde627]

JunkyardGod you goat a new sub?

[@mikesimpson3207]

"The goat is for later..." I have died.

[@jhstatts888]

Your satirical song is just as good as any trve kvlt BM. Please make a record.

[@arietz86]

One of the most accurate description of Norwegian black metal I ever seen!

[@IronMan-uf6gj]

You know shit about black metal. I tell youabout blues as much as you know about black metal. Blues is playing guitar and singing about something said while you looking at river. That is it.

[@williamyoungkin]

@@IronMan-uf6gj its gonna be ok

[@Volcodom]

I came because I'm genuinely interested in black metal as a genre. I stayed because Varg and WM got burned. But I subscribed for lord Sobek. Also the track was genuinely pretty cool!

[@kassemir]

"Now press some casette tapes and some vinyls, and don't tell any one you exist" :D Brilliant!

[@ralfsbalodis8737]

Are you, your self. Noone?

[@realhuman5688]

Ngl. The screams at 13:55 were really good!

[@daze9015]

Don't forget: If your band has only 2 or 3 listeners, then you're doing a good job

[@MrYowen88]

I only have one listener... people with 2-3 listeners are posers

[@daze9015]

@@MrYowen88 You right. However, having no listeners at all is trve kvlt.

[@thehorriblebright]

The Sobek background caught me totally off guard. I love when my youtube subs collide.

[@tguitars5056]

Good Job on the video, quite entertaining and good production on the song in the end. Made me giggle several times

[@djoverkin]

the talking part of the song was so reminiscent of for all tid/stormblast

[@Pagefire]

Congratulations! You're the first to notice. I referenced that on purpose.

[@djoverkin]

@@Pagefire wow, I feel so TRVKVLT. 16 yr old me just became frostbitten. Also, I went back after watching your vid and listened to the whole Stormblast album. Thx for that, forgot what an amazing piece of musicianship it was. Your song is great too, sounds like the real deal if you ignore the lyrics

[@dsmith9626]

Guys. Thanks for making me laugh more than I have in a long time. This video is pure comedy gold. I subscribed and love this channel. And happily I must say at 53 this old school "metal" guy just discovered the late great Chuck Schuldiner and Death. That opened the door to my love of Carcass, Dark Tranquility, Insomnium, Mors Principium Est, Be'lakor, Allegaeon, et al. Yeah. Bands with ACTUAL musical talent . I've FINALLY learned to stomach the "cookie monster" vocalists. Lol I've TRIED to listen to black metal but...I need a modicum of musical sophistication and SOME semblance of melody in my music... Oh well. Your video still slays! Well done guys. 🤘

[@crispycornflakes8238]

Rip Varg's KZbin channel

[@ConvincingPeople]

Realtalk, you know both this channel and the genre in question are dope when the pisstake actually totally slaps.

[@karlteigen8496]

"Plenty of unburned churches." Good one!

[@dxtv0]

"Schrodinger's Black Metal" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@goneonholidaybymistake84]

This guy’s obviously a fan of the genre. His “parody” track at the end is great - I’d buy that!

[@sirwayne2584]

Nice, I shall found a Norwegian Black Metal Band (from Bavaria)

[@GordonBraicks]

I wanted to stop the video but just HAD to watch it till the end. You’re a genius. Your hilarious production of a videoclip made it whole.

[@daltonetzler5485]

When you hit him in the face with your wallet with the most accidental perfect shot. Lmao 5:05

[@knuppelgast]

nobody: *goat exists* Norgwegian black metal band:"It's a surprise tool that will help us later."

[@Luke-jd5gy]

Ngl, that frog with black metal in the background sounded good

[@arkangelarkangel5348]

Sooo good, laughed several times during the video. :-) Thx, dudes! Tack!

[@PassiveMarmelade]

Instructions unclear : actually made a good music

[@blitzwarden]

Accidentally creates really good black metal song

[@yauhenvaite1465]

5:48 - president of belarus

[@toastyroast1014]

Im from norway and i did Get A bit affended but i still liked it

[@LordPhantom777]

You should make ‘How to make Christian Black Metal’! 😃

[@JoeBlow-nc2pz]

You could make an entire black metal album and go on tour. No one would even know it was a joke.

[@MikeMassions]

"Now Press some cassette tapes and some vinyls and don't tell anyone you exist." LOL XD

[@sveintheberserk]

I fucking LOVE your videos and you're so goddamn funny!

[@словамипросебянеописатьоднимим]

hi! the song came out just great, did you use two guitars to record it? can you tell me what tabs this song has and what distortion you used on the guitar and voice?

[@brianforbes9914]

Awesome Video! Entertaining and Historic! Thanks!

[@natty_christ]

"I am your timeless dreadful lad!" Poetry

[@MyEvolution5]

good effort Pagefire !! A "joke" article that actually had a half-decent track at the end :-)

[@metalmusi]

This is gold

[@MrToco32]

Me:* throws wallet at friend* Friend:" i'm keeping this."

[@noctisosiris7032]

Woah that was actually pretty good!

[@fiftysecwithoutza]

“Roses are black,violets are black.Everything is black,Satan”

[@jeffhutchinson8432]

LMAO! 'Gallons of pig blood is your paint', shows Peppa Pig. PVRFVKT! Wow, spellcheck just flipped out over this one, now we're Metal!

[@joniden2215]

_video is about Norwegian black metal. Shows a photo of Inquisition_ Well this is interesting.

[@MR_FIAT]

These videos are great they actualy manage to lift my mood when i feel like shit.

[@maryamcarymi2987]

Omg awesome I laughed out loud, n it was actually kinda legit the music video despite being a parody hahaa Kudos \m/

[@yurei3714]

Was listening to Immortal and just had to come here

[@_ifstcuvifugig]

9:40 "Stimulating to my chorus"

[@danielfulop]

0:46 what's this song?

[@daringonzales1343]

this black metal video is sick this is how you do it and it takes a lot of work

[@updownjesse]

666k views😂

[@insertnamehere1258]

It’s perfect

[@mardukhamwei320]

The world needs more black metal bands

[@xyzcreate]

*Norwegian Man tries to make fun of Norwegian Black Metal but accidentally records a masterpiece* There's no escaping it, it's in your blood!

[@Reragi]

what blood? you mean in his absinthe?

[@johncarter9399]

He needs to accept his destiny.

[@Tonxonious]

Agreed, that track was killer

[@samaragon2923]

TRUE KVLT

[@Vintersemestre00]

Everything he makes is really good. This guy is awesome.

[@QUK_DDCT]

Satan will never answer your screams because the production quality is too good

[@Sleepyhead101]

666 likes Never mind we are going to summon satan from this

[@ryanwilliams1803]

THere actually was at one time a period of well produced black metal in the 2000s and that stuff can be really fantastic

[@Polyruidoso]

You mean symphonic Black Metal?

[@ryanwilliams1803]

@@Polyruidoso Yes in fact though you dont have to be symphonic to make well produced BM. Anyways, A great example is Siebenburgen and their album Delictum.. High production value and some amazing melodic riffs. the high production allows for powerful drums and very clear listening of the ornate guitar riffs. And another fantastic one is Sirius's Aeons of Magick

[@connector_studios]

that sounds like some bm lyrics

[@delirium636]

The fact that the song was a actual good black metal song shows how correct he is

[@arifmemovic3383]

I agree. This dude knows what hes talking about and is a seriously good metal musician.

[@Not_me9791]

Well, good song... but he’s not right! I could do the same for heavy metal, pop music, rock...

[@dwoh4345]

or he just said some bulshit and then made a good song the 2 unrelated(mostly)

[@wam98674]

Except the song was nothing like he described earlier on in the vid lol. He just made a good song.

[@Nemcija]

I love it! :D

[@adeadgirl13]

I'm so Trve Kvlt that even I haven't heard my own songs.

[@simen9155]

I gave the 69th like. N I C E

[@GraveyardShift-tl6ri]

holy fuck dude these comments ARE SO GOOD

[@willowsparks4576]

I absolutely died at 'Does your church look a bit cold?' XD

[@koffieverslaafde627]

Willow Sparks lets make it warm shall we

[@willowsparks4576]

dogenator I hope Varg Vikcernes knows how to turn on a radiator

[@photoboy2005]

Willow Sparks I even answered. “Yes it does, we should warm it up”

[@mararaisanen5696]

I don't wanna ruin the number of likes. xD

[@willowsparks4576]

someone did :(

[@TheCount-y7e]

"One time, a band called Mayhem" Ahhhh, here we go again

[@lolallday08]

"Does your local church seem a bit cold to you?" **chef's kiss**

[@NinjaContravaniaManX]

I will record the most brvtal BM the world has ever heard. It will feature: - my mom's sewing machine for drums - a chainsaw and an old volvo engine for guitar sounds - the flatulence of an elephant for bass - the screams of on 8-year old kid who can't log on to fortnite - a 90's phone answering machine to record it all - and last but not least, the most evil thing: for the mixing process, I will use a modern computer with realtek oboard soundchip... AnD wINdOWs 10 dRIvErs!!! BM will never be the same, posers.

[@LazarusvandeHel]

Hahaha do it!

[@cams.2083]

Fvcking brvtal

[@GraveyardShift-tl6ri]

THIS COMMENT IS SO FUCKING GOOD IM SOBBING

[@mysticmagicsmurfdarklord6844]

Did you end up doing it?

[@NinjaContravaniaManX]

@@mysticmagicsmurfdarklord6844 Yes, but if more than 2 guys know it, it's not trv cvlt anymore. So you can't hear it, unfortunately.

[@lucastickney7939]

I only listen to TRUE Norwegian black metal. Only five people know it. The band, and me.

[@boxtube6533]

But are you part of the band? If not, then it’s not trve enough

[@mantiqor]

@@boxtube6533 Maybe he`s the one who owns the basement they practice and record in... Still not trve enovgh

[@boxtube6533]

mantiqor I think yov mean the cave. Perhaps he’s the hostage the band is keeping for their next sacrifice to Satan?

[@almarc]

@@boxtube6533 He's the goat.

[@hieronymusnervig8712]

That's one too much, someone must... go. If you know what I mean.

[@tomasochoa]

You didn't paint your face for the video 0/10 basically unlistenable

[@MrSFblack]

And the production didn't sound crappy enough

[@shesh_o]

Remember he didn't got the make up, his friend had no money, and also him, of course.

[@sicroyalty]

Sounded like a good song, not KVLT enuff

[@brostenen]

That makes him even more black metal. Becauuuuse.... Corps paint is mainstream within the BlacMetal community. Ahhh... Get it. 😉

[@ScreamingSkullSaloon]

His roommate and him did not have any more money for face paint and if they did they would have to have driven all the way to Oslo to get some.

[@fartvader84yearsago8]

Imagine if Norway didn't have forest. Black metal would have never existed

[@YPO6]

Fjord metal.

[@IronMan-uf6gj]

As america never had a river and desert blues wouldn't exist 😂

[@oseanian3834]

Black metal have existed before Norwegian scene. Like Venom

[@kiritobi]

Icelanders do'nt have problems with that

[@joetrosclair8434]

Now imagine if Tony Iommi hadn’t accidentally cut off his fingertips before quitting his job to do Black Sabbath full time 😉

[@MrSFblack]

What's Varg doing these days? *Making WatchMojo content but more racist*

[@SeatLeonMK2]

how is that racist

[@veneficus582]

He's based and redpilled

[@woffe8094]

@@veneficus582 he's straight up racist

[@veneficus582]

@@woffe8094 He's not, but there's nothing wrong with that really

[@ejl1000]

@@veneficus582 Nothing wrong with being racist? Fucking what.

[@blackheavyblans]

The best moment of black metal: Interviewer: What is the primary ideology of primary ideas that fuel Gorgoroth's music? *silence moment* Gaahl: satan.

[@virra98]

*sips wine out of gothic vampire cup*

[@Slothhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh]

*sips wine

[@needfoolthings]

He even pronounced the s uncapitalzed.

[@blitzenwisnia1938]

Then he went on to marry a guy

[@BababooeyGooey]

Gaahl is actually a wholesome and chill dude. One of the few "deep" black metal dudes to not be a total freak.

[@queerspirit2995]

"Norwegian Black Metal is just Black Metal with branding," Finally, someone said it. It's also pretty nationalist.

[@robintherainbow8020]

It ranges from relatively unproblematic to full on neonazis. There are some cool artists (Like Dypfryst, check them out, they're cool), But you also ofc have to be wary of nazis, and it's really annoying. Same with history reenacting groups and stuff like that. It's at the point where some viking fencing reenacting groups do a full on background check on you to be completely sure you're not some nazi edgelord. Pretty depressing shit

[@robintherainbow8020]

@ Nationalism is fine as long as it isn't used to push people away, or discriminate. King Harald V here in Norway is great at this. Bringing everyone together under the identity of Norwegian, no matter your religion or skin tone. But too often, nationalism is used to discriminate of harass, which is why Nationalism usually sounds bad to a lot of people. It brings back some memories of Germany, or more recently, "nationalist" terror attacks seeking to cleanse the nation.

[@Nattyplatinum]

@@robintherainbow8020 if you’re not from fucking Norway, and your fucking parents are not from Norway. Then you’re not fucking Norwegian.

[@Hoodpartisan]

@@Nattyplatinum this

[@alexanderplatypus3664]

It's just it adds to the mystique of the genre... gives it somewhat a rooted identity. The idea of like it being freezing cold, kind of a "frontier wasteland" of a nation, harsh natural elements, the fact christianity came sort of late and so there is a deeper pagan tradition still, links to viking past of glamorizing war and individuality, all that stuff Black metal exists globally at this point, in countries without really any christian religion dominating, where you'd think praising satan wouldn't even be appropriate. But it's the general sentiment involved. Basically black metal is like "goths but more aggressive and intense"

[@dr.gojira2240]

God this channel is underrated.

[@aeolus4105]

No, it's just trve kvlt

[@florianstumpf4349]

You're both right. 😉

[@putridabomination]

Ist krieg

[@maniacs4metalgore256]

Just the music composition is a 10.

[@f10ki]

Who wants to see a fat metalhead talking trash about everything?

[@ShuriBear]

I came from your Grindcore video and I am astonished how less subscribers you have with this kind of production value. I love the "how to" series. Keep it up!

[@josephblanchard6248]

Same here. And also same here.

[@josephblanchard6248]

This is the exact type of quality that you just expect to have atleast $1million subscribers when you go and see the amount as you're pushing the subscribe button yourself! So I just figured that this is just a pretty new channel, since you know, the quality content is already up there with the big boy channels of KZbin.

[@josephblanchard6248]

And also, this dude could just be a commenter on any genre, place or thing, and it would just be the most entertaining channel on here. Because I'd love to hear him talk about sports, music, movies, TV shows and just *anything* else in general tho man lol.

[@alexanderplatypus3664]

I don't want to say it, but it could be his appearance... overweight, glasses, facial hair. Also the accent. Usually "big" channels have some attractive looking person behind them... I agree with what you said though, this video series is AMAZING in terms of the technical sides of how to create music in these genres. And the fact he makes an actual song (or more) at the end is AWESOME as well. My only real complaint is sometimes he's overly critical and dismissive of some of the genres, there's a line between gentle mockery and actually being a dickhead towards it

[@RepulsionAudio]

not kvlt enough, can actually hear what notes you're playing

[@laurachiriac1336]

lmao yes

[@phaztheaussiebastard]

production quality is too good

[@HughMansonMD]

And lyics ha

[@camiblack1]

Video isn't at 144p, the fuck is this mainstream shit?

[@sanataissick]

What is this K-pop crap?! You were supposed to sell your soul to our lord and savour Dark Lord Behsåattanôs. Not to Nuclear Blast.

[@kylevanzyl6452]

Actually it's only Black Metal if it's made in the Kvlt region of France. Otherwise it's just Sparkling Death Metal

[@timothymuscat1728]

Underrated comment

[@thodorisk9031]

Best comment ive seen all day

[@rippedtorn2310]

Stop being genuinely amusing on You-Tube .

[@xtexaschainsawx]

True.

[@southofheck]

Sparkling Death Metal is a series of words i never thought id read but im gonna be using for the rest of my life now. God- er... Satan bless you(?)

[@Kimberly-x2h]

**happy viking noises**

[@Somek502]

Get the hell out of this genre look at your profile

[@blacksaltscotland]

@@Somek502 he commented a memey comment on a memey video... calm your tits

[@aweliano]

Fucking weeb. Gross

[@bananahat1814]

Oh shut up, can’t we just enjoy anime and black metal? This kinda shit is why I can’t stand a lot of metal fans.

[@blacksaltscotland]

@@bananahat1814 agreed. Even though I can't fucking stand anime and do joke around with weeb jokes, it's just jokes. Honestly I couldn't give a shit

[@SaulGoodman-jo2hb]

You forgot to pick an ideology! Mix elements from satanism, nihilism, fascism and lord of the rings

[@hartwinstein7434]

you forgot Paganism and Depression

[@Nantosuelta]

March of the unholy heathen nazgul gestapo Satanic pagan third reich uruk hai Onslaught of hells nazi ring wraiths Futility of mordor's blackened chalice theres your black metal ep right there

[@indigohalf]

Hey now, Red Anarchist Black Metal is an option too.

[@zephyrna6249]

@@indigohalf *gets stabbed in the head and back 15 times*

[@einzelfeuer_2855]

@@zephyrna6249 *also deserves it for being a freak and making threats against people*

[@blakecurtis7809]

One time a band called MAYHEM was staying at a cabin and they all hated each other. Yeah that's basically every band.

[@PaulTheSkeptic]

Hm. Okay. "Barney is my dark lord, when I sing about him my throat gets sore. When I play D&D, I play as Barney the dinosaur...." Hey you're right. This is easy.

[@huolong437]

The guy who made the captions in Spanish is really a genius. They even changed the spelling of Cangrejo (crab) to Kangrejo (krabbe satan)

[@GabrielGAS1201]

"he's making watch mojo content...but more racist" LOL

[@alanheyes694]

gabriel saboya He is a proud tribalist, in all fairness.

[@Nantosuelta]

Varg is the dude

[@nemesisencounter2060]

@@alanheyes694 he's an asshole

[@KimchiYeo]

acism is fun: it seperates the weaklings from the alpha's

[@mistermystery1999]

@@nemesisencounter2060 nah he's pretty cool

[@alexmaragh7766]

needs to be watched at 144p for the music video

[@tremapar]

OMG that's perfect Also, band recommendations for fans of Skumle Natt - Nattesverd? Their use of dingdingding is amazing

[@thulsa_doom]

I actually did it

[@EveEvangel]

having worked with some really TRVE people of the Central European scene in the early 90ies who were in reality virgins still living with their parents I found this to be very entertaining and accurate.

[@mileshill7196]

>all hail lord Sobek I see you’re a man of kvltvre as well.

[@johannaderee4763]

came here to say the exact same thing

[@urm9.m]

"...and once more we THREATEN TO AWAKEN HIS ANGER"

[@chimpinaneckbrace]

The Tommy Wiseau 'Dawn of the Black Hearts' album cover made me spit-laugh beer all over my laptop sceen. We do have fun here.

[@duncanmilne8691]

production too good. not kvlt enough.

[@HughMansonMD]

I can understand lyrics, so not kvlt..

[@duncanmilne8691]

@@HughMansonMD well.. its kind of easy when the lyrics are shown..

[@HughMansonMD]

@@duncanmilne8691 exactly, trve kvlt would still sound like a bunch of snarly, one syllable shrieks with pauses between them and then the lyrics would show up in Norse.

[@HideousKojimbob]

This. This is why I LOVE Black Metal. I is so goofy and fun and glam and people take it so seriously and think you are so evil cause you wear a inverted cross. It is amazing Trve Kvlt.

[@newmzy0]

As Homer Simpson once said: "it's funny because it's true".

[@nabeelwork2747]

how to make black metal 1.find washing machine 2.throw brick in it and start it 3.????? 4.Profit

[@joeboccuto6830]

If you profit from black metal you are not trve

[@l-HEAVY-SNIPER-l]

Nabeel Work that makes no sense but ok lmao

[@NorthernWind26]

I agree

[@britta-alrikobrien-nikkola9818]

ROFLMAO I just happen to have a washing machine on my back porch right now. I have it outside because my house is just that darn small, I live in tiny POS. To keep the lid of the washer closed there is a brick sitting on it. I already have my drummer picked out. Never mind the fact that I play drums myself, I can be lazy and the washer can be drummer.

[@Casketkrusher_]

"No, no, no! Don't play those church chords, have you forgotten who our enemies are?" I literally peed myself this is beyond genius 😂

[@user-dj6lj1dl1c]

Doom Guy excuse me

[@AndresLopez-bz7bs]

It wasnt that funny, americans sense of humor is kind of stupid

[@musthofaramadhani9962]

So it means doom metal bands have forgotten their enemies 😂

[@FLOURISHFAMILYENT]

This channel is a hidden gem. I can not stress that enough. This how to content is to me better then alot of the more major channels

[@Controverze]

"I think i accidentally wrote an Immortal song..." GG, you got a chuckle out of me

[@joebates7545]

Hilarious without sounding condescending. You clearly understand Black Metal, but can still poke fun at it. Subscribed.

[@t.a.8380]

Joe Bates this entire video shows that he doesn’t understand it very well at all. Just picks all the stereotypes and exaggerates them. I didn’t find any of it funny I can’t even believe I got through the entire video.

[@IronMan-uf6gj]

Lol he understands shit about black metal, he is a cock head.

[@markcreemore4915]

All these humorless kvlt klovvns getting butthurt because he doesnt take every aspect of BM with profound seriousness. It's just a subgenre of music, relax kids.

[@TheRealSaintNickNorthside]

@@markcreemore4915 It's not, it's a way of life. Why the _fuck_ do you think I live in the North Pole nigga?

[@TheRealSaintNickNorthside]

But on the real I didn't laugh either, these guys are just run of the mill nerds that lack creativity, albeit they can minimally mimic other artists very well. That's what you get for having great intellectual abilities and no soul.

[@jomy10-games]

"Does your local church look a bit cold to you?" Omg, I'm dying.

[@SomethingImpromptu]

Your track came out really well at the end. I’m pretty picky with black metal, but I really like the first track or two on Dissected’s Storm of the Light’s Bain (cray to think it’s like 25 years old now). And I’d be lying if I said Mayhem, Emperor, Gorgoroth & others didn’t have some tracks I can get down with. Most of what I listen to these days is more melodic, even if it’s very distorted, but as far as black metal goes, outside of the bands that have literal operatic style melodic vocals (Dimmu Borgir? I don’t remember that many melodic black metal bands), I’d say they were relatively melodic. Also, the piano tracks Impromptu (Allegro Maestoso) by Japanese black metal band Sigh is absolutely beautiful. That was always a favorite- very unique. Also, I have to say: I appreciate that you brought up Varg’s xenophobic far-right bullshit. It’s acrually hilarious to me- *of course* the members of a subculture which literally want to embody EVIL get into that kind of politics- really speaks volumes. I’ve met plenty of punk kids who like the idea of anarchism & also like black metal aesthetics, but you don’t meet a lot of people on the left who literally aspire to be evil & worship Satan xD On the other hand, I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: Ayn Rand’s (and other extreme individualist social Darwinist types’) philosophy is literally the same as LeVeyan Satanism, or Thelema, or other dark occult (as opposed to light occult/esoteric) philosophies & religions, except without the “religious” iconography. It boils down to “Do whatever your ego wants you to do, regardless of the harm it causes others, and actually being absolutely ruthless, cruel, and sadistic towards others in pursuit of your own self-gain is 100% ethically justified so don’t feel bad about it.” This overlaps with a lot of other, slightly more watered down capitalist ideology, but at any rate... I don’t fux with it. If anybody is going to get into esoteric/occult/spiritual philosophy, go with the light shit. That’s where people are chill and actually have fun and look out for each other and don’t end up looking like a somehow even more racist old Charles Manson hermit. Haha.

[@alexanderplatypus3664]

Can't have light without dark It's just about acknowledging part of reality and instinct, etc It's an aesthetic experience and can be very meaningful, the intensity and passion in "dark" things are more profound. On a larger scale, it's kind of comparing metal to pop. It's more fun and less challenging to just bop your head to Beyonce or whatever, and feel good about things. But... is that really all life is? Or has to be

[@ArchangelSteve]

Subbed, Hail Sobek!

[@mile0141]

pleaseeee do one on slam :•)

[@DailyAaron]

I second that thought!