So..if the life give us coconuts, uri make us a beach????
@thomasarussellsr5 жыл бұрын
@@jorgeguanche5327 nope, a machete, some ice cube trays, a blender, and a glass/gobblet from which to drink the pina-colada.
@the-troublemaker5 жыл бұрын
finally you did not make a new pan
@waltzworth5 жыл бұрын
@@jorgeguanche5327 I'm nobody's beach😅!
@Thekaiserwill5 жыл бұрын
“Wait, we don’t have enough lemons” *plants seed*
@therestorationofdrwho18655 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@farrelwiguna24405 жыл бұрын
“Wait we dont have place to plant it” *MAKES GARDEN*
@okashaarshad23715 жыл бұрын
@@farrelwiguna2440 "wait, we don't have enough time" Builds time machine
@CuppaLiber-tea5 жыл бұрын
“Wait we don’t have time machine...” Goes to mines
@patrickmaglalang82275 жыл бұрын
wait, time doesn't exist *becomes God*
@FrenchGuyCooking4 жыл бұрын
I loved every second of this.
@urituchmanpigeon4 жыл бұрын
Thanks Alex! I'm very inspired by your energy and creativity!
@MrEazyE3574 жыл бұрын
Hey Alex! Love both you guys.
@jeannerdin4 жыл бұрын
Allright i did expect Alex but didn't at the same time, love you both guys
@VoiceofAmhara4 жыл бұрын
Alex & Uri you both have a blessing from above!
@phatpat66674 жыл бұрын
Alex - Uri collaboration when?
@kiwisadopted33884 жыл бұрын
I love how he completes all the side quests along the way of the main quest
@daddyleon4 жыл бұрын
Haha, this exactly!
@AdeNiblett5 жыл бұрын
Great video. It reminded of Carl Sagan's quote: "If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe"
@N1korasu5 жыл бұрын
Glad I'm not the only one.
@masterchu80445 жыл бұрын
Love carl sagan one of my favorite authors. The book contact was amazing
@Astro-Francois5 жыл бұрын
I love his videos on Mario Maker as well
@FeetChimp5 жыл бұрын
@@Astro-Francois different Carl Sagan
@Astro-Francois5 жыл бұрын
@@FeetChimp I know ;)
@juliavanacker1355 жыл бұрын
*brushes teeth* *puts on pajama* *goes upstairs* Oh wait, i dont have a bed *makes bed*
@ShashMasuta4 жыл бұрын
That must be why he made a mattress in one of the next videos! Now it makes sense.
@scotthaddad5634 жыл бұрын
Julia Vanacker oh wait, no wife. Don’t imagine that process, it’s kind of weird.
@sakoupa4 жыл бұрын
@@scotthaddad563 It's quite easy to order it from Aliexpress. Or Russia.
@Yo_Soy_Pirok4 жыл бұрын
Yes, i am the 420 (nice) like
@andrew_owens76804 жыл бұрын
Builds loom, makes fabric, makes sewing machine, sews pajamas. Takes sand, makes glass, blows glass, makes lightbulb. Puts on top of head, gets idea for next project.
@poptartmcjelly70545 жыл бұрын
How to Make Preserved Lemons in the Workshop: Step 1: Make a kitchen.
@darrellbeets77585 жыл бұрын
Step 2 call them pickles once or twice.
@garl99985 жыл бұрын
He pickled them @@darrellbeets7758
@garl99985 жыл бұрын
@@darrellbeets7758 That's what he says in the video anyway
@darrellbeets77585 жыл бұрын
@@garl9998 haha he preserved them ;p also what the title says ;p plus he corrects himself everytime he says pickles or pickled in the video;p wich was kinda my joke haha
@izzyr95905 жыл бұрын
Exact’ y what I irhought
@craziiemonster5 жыл бұрын
I'm suprised he did not make a time machine for the 4 days he had to wait. Great content. So much work! I had no other choice but to subscribe.
@stanervin61085 жыл бұрын
Surprised me you didn't sun dry the salt from sea water. P.S. how many years after you planted the lemon seeds did it take them to produce a crop?
@sunailawajidali9885 жыл бұрын
Hahahhah
@nukifera79285 жыл бұрын
"They gradually mature and gain sweetness; in fact, the fruit may takeas long as nine months to ripen. Once the fruit is mature, it can be left on the tree for a few weeks, but it does not ripen more. So first off, the lemonsmay not be turning yellow because they have not been ripening on the treelong enough."
@dominikprajzner23355 жыл бұрын
Delete this so he doesn't get any ideas for next time
@johndavid48255 жыл бұрын
second glaring omission ;-)
@sneak20235 жыл бұрын
nice
@bcbigdaddy05 жыл бұрын
I would both hate and love coming over for dinner
@mirza63995 жыл бұрын
Lolll hey im making dinner come over , when ? In about a week.
@ZeroWasDead5 жыл бұрын
“Oh, we need a place to sit... brb, I’m making some chairs”
@maybeachef29315 жыл бұрын
@@ZeroWasDead should probably make the whole table while you're at it.
@johndavid48255 жыл бұрын
reminds me of a lunch I once had where a friend told me he had always wanted to learn to do tool smithing. By dinner I had assembled a charcoal forge from an old brake drum and some salvaged cast iron pipe. So, these dinners DO happen in the wild. You just have to have the right friends over for dinner ;-)
@MonsterPumpkin4 жыл бұрын
*Eats dinner at 5 Am*
@bigchooch44345 жыл бұрын
The dedication! Making a dovetailed box for lemons! Such an underrated channel. Beautiful work in everything you do, as always.
@darrellbeets77585 жыл бұрын
Lol it was still just a square box tho😂 plus it split at one of the tails And it leaked😉
@kaotiksinz49144 жыл бұрын
You're AWESOME! Tomorrow is my 47th birthday, and seeing your videos put a HUGE smile on my face, heart, and soul. Thank you
@urituchmanpigeon4 жыл бұрын
Have a great birthday my friend!
@WilliamWonka5 жыл бұрын
And just like that, Uri’s channel went from a DIY/Crafts channel to a full on lifestyle channel. Top notch
@emmabroughton20395 жыл бұрын
Wow, I never realized just how easy it is to preserve lemons! Thank you!
@greywolfblooddoom6645 жыл бұрын
The question arises if there is also vices in other rooms of the house the bathroom, the bedroom? Who knows? Great work as always.
@tobynmanthorpe5 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I'd hate to see how long it takes him to have a bath.
@urituchmanpigeon5 жыл бұрын
For sure, for example, this is how I hang pictures: put a shelf, put a vice on the shelf, clamp picture frame in vice.
@greywolfblooddoom6645 жыл бұрын
@@urituchmanpigeon Glorious!
@simonecamplani24305 жыл бұрын
How could one store toilet paper without a vice
@Pehmokettu5 жыл бұрын
Maybe he also makes his own toilet paper. Paper is made from wood so...
@robertlangley2585 жыл бұрын
What a magnificent person you are sir. I watch this video from start to end about every 6 months and I’m always intrigued at your skills and beautiful sense of humor. I wish I could afford to go to England and see you in person at the show but can’t afford that. If you every come to an event in the US please let’s us know ahead of time so I can plan a trip. East coast would be better for me. Since I live in Florida. lol
@jacksonwillis86835 жыл бұрын
Finally! A short, simple, to the point recipe for preserved lemons.
@Darklor_WCF4 жыл бұрын
I don't know why I have not discovered this channel sooner. Who wouldn't want to watch entertaining craft videos by a dude with a cool accent
@NKQuantum12935 жыл бұрын
Watches the entire video Me: Weird flex but ok.
@mastermaguku49485 жыл бұрын
Exactly my thought 😂😂
@TJ-mx1ut5 жыл бұрын
same
@CarvingMonkeysReus4 жыл бұрын
Why do you write '' watches the entire video'' you could just have written: '' weird flex but ok''. Fucking dumb everyone using that format of a meme
@Toppler-E4 жыл бұрын
@@CarvingMonkeysReus some people actually dont watch the whole video, I didnt
@wiegerstroo63484 жыл бұрын
@@Toppler-E Weird flex but ok
@TriggerTMH5 жыл бұрын
I love how your videos are so quick and simple! Just straight forward stuff that anyone could do! 😄
@TheKamof5 жыл бұрын
This is the kind of content I subscribed for
@aridemedina87704 жыл бұрын
B"H Uri: You are the show by yourself. Too sophisticated. Living with art & following your proper style. May the Everlasting One bless you as much as you bless us with your wisdom and creativity. 👏👏👏 fro Brazil 🇧🇷
@StarDustSid5 жыл бұрын
I couldn't help noticing you didn't make your frying pan. Legend mate.
@bluethumbbuttoneek94654 жыл бұрын
Maybe he did in another vod
@Мневсеравно-ж8е4 жыл бұрын
He didn't even make a stove, or a kitchen to put his stove in, or a house to put his kitchen in, or a planet to put his house on.
@siddharth_desai3 жыл бұрын
Finally, a cooking channel that doesn't skip all the important steps!
@amylee35905 жыл бұрын
I didn't know I needed to see this, but the Gods have blessed me with such fine craftiness to witness on this gloomy day.
@suree8615 жыл бұрын
How is this channel still underrated?! I don't understand man, keep up the good work!
@Kaardoron5 жыл бұрын
"I'm gonna need a cutting board for that. Hold on one second..." I love you Uri.
@ScrubsIsee5 жыл бұрын
Damn! The definitive proof, that you need to have your workbench INSIDE the kitchen - along with all the tools. It‘s the best of both worlds combined.
@macf44265 жыл бұрын
Uri my friend, I've always loved your content, your sense of humour, your craftsmanship, and your artistry. But I never thought I would find myself in the comments section of what is essentially a woodwork/metalwork channel just to say you have now become my favourite cooking channel on youtube 😉👍
@AMTunLimited5 жыл бұрын
I love that you took all of that lovely time with the dovetails and then just glued the bottom on
@nevinherren27385 жыл бұрын
I personally love the cooking format videos would love to see this become a series.
@michaelweston60835 жыл бұрын
Me: Is there somewhere I can sit? Uri: *storms off* 24 Hours later Uri: Here Me: That's a nice chair.
@xyzcreate5 жыл бұрын
Them: I wanna make some preserve lemons Uri: Do you even know the first thing about traditional Japanese knife making?!
@atomicwinter314 жыл бұрын
Sadly it is not traditional, as he just cut it out. 0/10 not an accurate enough meme
@poop6d94 жыл бұрын
XYZ Create first comment I’ve read so far that made me laugh out loud. Too funny
@daver.28713 жыл бұрын
So entertaining, inspiring, and soothing all at the same time. What a joy to watch. Thank you for this gift.
@thelonewolfesoldier5 жыл бұрын
You are wonderful Uri, stuff like this brightens my day every time I watch it, you deserve more subscribers
@rickevans79414 жыл бұрын
Excellent work on everything. Kudos! Good job KZbin algorithm for recommending this to me. It has metalworking, wood working, lemons, what's not to love!?
@farwrath5 жыл бұрын
Nobody: KZbin: wanna watch a guy make a kitchen just to preserve lemons?
@gumbo26505 жыл бұрын
I like your pfp
@farwrath5 жыл бұрын
Gumbo I like yours too
@Creamelion5 жыл бұрын
I love this video sooo much! I showed it to several Friends. they all enjoyed it too. such a fine humor!
@rodanvsandrew5 жыл бұрын
You're the best Uri, my favorite creator on here right now.
@robguerra40584 жыл бұрын
That box is my favorite. Its like watching a winemaker build his own barrel, it's so amazing
@Mannisworkshop5 жыл бұрын
Im a simple guy i saw *LEMON* In a *VISE* I clicked....
@Your_Psychopomp5 жыл бұрын
Saw should be see but oke
@alexthetrashgod10475 жыл бұрын
Same
@ABaumstumpf4 жыл бұрын
A lot better than all the kitchen-shows with their complicated long recipes that also leave out key ingredients - here you know you got everything for sure.
@skoitch5 жыл бұрын
I’m convinced you are insane, and I love it!
@CameraEd15 жыл бұрын
The world could use more of this kind of insane.
@1didi645 жыл бұрын
This is truly art, you can tell how much love and hard work was put into making this video. Much appretiated!!
@waltzworth5 жыл бұрын
I love your style!!! Thank you sir for your sense of humour!😅😅😅😅
@kennethbartholow27322 жыл бұрын
this is the first video of yours i have seen, I was entranced the whole way through, you blew my mind again and again and again. Bravo
@AchyuthanSrikanthan5 жыл бұрын
How to make fried chicken in your workshop .. wait, we need a car first .. so .. :p
@wedding_photography5 жыл бұрын
"you must first invent the universe" - Sagan
@nl13185 жыл бұрын
One of the best channels on KZbin... Hands down
@srjskam5 жыл бұрын
Preserved lemons à la Tuchman are very straightforward compared to apple pie à la Sagan.
@EZCarnivore5 жыл бұрын
If you wish to make an Uri Tuchman video from scratch, you must first invent the universe...!
@wayneessar74895 жыл бұрын
Very similar to my Grandmas recipe for pork and beans.
@he-mansuncle76615 жыл бұрын
Wayne Essar preserved lemons in pork and beans? Interesting, is it in the pot when everything is cooking or put on top afterwards?
@keoni294 жыл бұрын
This has to be the most convoluted cooking show. I love it
@pizzakis50125 жыл бұрын
uri tuchman the type of guy who makes his own fork before he eats
@ElSchizo5 жыл бұрын
Underrated as fuck
@briggsbughouses62913 жыл бұрын
Not just a fork, a delicious fork!
@B0Oty5 жыл бұрын
The sharpness of your chisel's gets my juices flowing
@dainyzas2255445 жыл бұрын
Lets make a model of Tiger I tank! Normal people : *googles how it looks like* Uri Tuchman: *proceeds to build 1:1, fully functional tiger I to use an example for the model*
@LindaBissett4 жыл бұрын
This is the BEST cooking show ever!
@Trader_Spero5 жыл бұрын
It must take you a week to prepare breakfast mate! Absolutely loved this video.
@henrikskott Жыл бұрын
Kudos for showing how things REALLY go in the workshop. I recognize the yak shaving 100%! On the other hand, I am really grateful that I have a workshop and don't have to go buy that thing I need, I can make it instead!
@StuffUCanMake5 жыл бұрын
You are really funny!! I enjoy your videos always.
@jamesbarnousky12705 жыл бұрын
I honestly love the world this man lives in.
@mookie7144 жыл бұрын
I love how this guy always has tangents where he has to build a tool to do the main project.
@jamesjonathanrong3 жыл бұрын
Loads of great craftsmanship coupled with loads of laughter. I love your channel!
@Vormulac15 жыл бұрын
Uri's cookbook, page one: "First build your kitchen..." Genius :)
@Orthcrmt5 жыл бұрын
I love the humor you incorporate into all your videos
@SeiferTV5 жыл бұрын
I'd love to see you make anything bonsai (tools specially) Seems right up your alley lately : )
@urituchmanpigeon5 жыл бұрын
Cool idea!
@SeiferTV5 жыл бұрын
@@urituchmanpigeon OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD
@amalnutritionhello4 жыл бұрын
WOOOOOOW👍 its not how to make preserved lemons, its how to make anything 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍
@ConfusedSoup5 жыл бұрын
your videos always make me so happy
@jaykelman79494 жыл бұрын
Uri....... You are a true artist... Your passion in everything you do is inspiring, thank you for sharing your amazing skills
@StormyQ5 жыл бұрын
"Were also going to need a knife." I don't know why but I couldn't stop laughing after that.
@deeschoe12454 жыл бұрын
Best cooking show EVER!!👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
@harleyreadit28755 жыл бұрын
Me: keep everything as simple as possible, less stress less mess Also me: this video
@jeremystaples88814 жыл бұрын
Hello my friend. Uri I love your videos. I personally think that your a genius when it comes to making gadets. Your videos are also very creative. Thanks for sharing with us all. Indiana in USA!
@qole.online5 жыл бұрын
you really didn't have to flex this hard but I'm glad you did
@WaterTimeLapse4 жыл бұрын
This video is seriously underrated and not watched enough. Great video!
@Lab_Dad5 жыл бұрын
Awesome video. Darn and you can cook. Thank you!
@GoogleAccount-zl4kk5 жыл бұрын
This is what u call perfectionism ! Very nice!
@probhakarsarkar24304 жыл бұрын
"don't reinvent the wheel" He: "okay but I need wheel"
@briggsbughouses62913 жыл бұрын
But what a wheel it would be!
@douglasfathers48485 жыл бұрын
Made me smile watching you making the tools to make the lemons you have a amazing talent
@macf44265 жыл бұрын
Note to self: Must install a vice in my kitchen. Then I'll just need a spokeshave for peeling potatoes, a rasp for rind, a plane for making the thinnest potato chips, and with a rough disk on the angle grinder I'll be able to grate nutmeg at record speeds.
@pargelooper2 жыл бұрын
Little does the world know, this is the best video ever posted
@SethKotta4 жыл бұрын
I guess the old adage is true: when life gives you lemons, make a cutting board, knife, preservation box, serving platter, fork, and preserved lemons.
@thecrosscloud91275 жыл бұрын
i love when craftsmen do funny video like this. amazing video keep it up
@nkaijuu5 жыл бұрын
maaan uriii!! you are soooo funny 😂 i love this video and your content!! keep it up!! much love from Germany
@ultraluxeest19913 жыл бұрын
Uri Tuchman -- Master of all trades.
@iwuns93475 жыл бұрын
All this man needs is just his tools,And he’s ready to live.🤣😭
@Tio6835 жыл бұрын
Im in love with this channel. Its a recipe+woodworking video. Combination of my favs
@antraxxslingshots5 жыл бұрын
I'm packing my bags and I'm taking: - Uri Tuchman --->Bäm solved, got everything i possibly need :)
@praveenb90484 жыл бұрын
The sound of sawing and planing feels like ASMR
@randomvideo73635 жыл бұрын
Nobody: All of that just to preserved lemon? Craftsman: Well, that's how we get it done.
@nicolasarkin5 жыл бұрын
hahaha. never had a woodworking video make me laugh like 5 times. This could be a whole series: how to make simple things that take huge projects. Your humor is perfect.
@TehSwidoGuy5 жыл бұрын
This is peak comedy
@padams7883 жыл бұрын
Great video! Very thoughtful presentation. The title could have read, "How to get patina on high carbon steal with salted lemons". TY for taking all that time to make this video. Please continue to make them.
@ljk80595 жыл бұрын
Drill that potato!!!
@madamerosario5 жыл бұрын
That Japanese style knife with Wa handle was a video in itself. Great stuff Uri, true Renaissance man.
@comiccat46504 жыл бұрын
Kids: *want to be picked up from school* Uri: *builds car*
@popov19904 жыл бұрын
Has no gas, drills a hole + builds a gas station 😂
@mikeydoesart31515 жыл бұрын
i thought it would be a stupid diy video but i am really surprised at the craftsmanship an genuine talent, you inspire me to make more things with my handa.
@satchelfrost65315 жыл бұрын
Uri: Today we are going to study moon rocks, but first ... Me: Don't tell me you're going to build a spaceship Uri: Hold my chisel
@pulipubplass49424 жыл бұрын
He needs his chisel tho
@paulalderson69204 жыл бұрын
I'm glad I get my preserved lemons from the deli counter. So much simpler.
@ericadiaz13575 жыл бұрын
Anyone else think that this video was more about making a cutting board,knife, container, and plate than it was about preserving lemons?
@johnperry53964 жыл бұрын
His skills are incredible along with his personality. He's amazing.
@sherwiennascimento63105 жыл бұрын
Lemon life hacks First u have to build a kitchen The one you already have is not perfect ...😂😂😂😂😂😂
@0ArmoredSoul0 Жыл бұрын
This whole set up got me laughing so hard I scared my cat. Absolutely stunning workmanship and excellent humor. :D