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@TheRealBobbyBenz9 ай бұрын
I am already subscribed do i get two kisses?
@bigsky22119 ай бұрын
I will unsubscribe if I don't get a kiss!
@DimonFromPharma9 ай бұрын
The thousand yard stare of that last player scav looking at you will haunt me in my dreams. Well done.
@camau_9 ай бұрын
haha thank you, he just gave up
@proudpatriot34919 ай бұрын
It's important to teach them the pains of Tarkov when they are young. Doing the Lords work here Camau
@camau_9 ай бұрын
appreciate it kind mister
@erwannq9 ай бұрын
Maybe they'll also learn to check those dark corners.
@Three16HD9 ай бұрын
“So what if you have a daughter” lmao I’m pretty sure he said I’m a gone-er 🤣🤣🤣
@samueljean7329 ай бұрын
yaii i think is says that too
@camau_9 ай бұрын
I lived a lie
@Three16HD9 ай бұрын
@@camau_ hilarious as always 😂😂
@adamrobinson1939 ай бұрын
not gonna lie the first time I heard a pmc said that I thought he said he had a daughter as well
@wheezzl9 ай бұрын
"I'll send you to the KRANKENHAUS" had me rofl :)
@camau_9 ай бұрын
Me love german
@creepyoutdoors44519 ай бұрын
your accent is simply perfect with your type of humor especially when you say words like perrrrvert hahahaha so good man ill sub
@camau_9 ай бұрын
Haha thank you
@lomin89 ай бұрын
Yesterday I heard someone looting there and when I went up the stairs instead of looking right, I thought, what if this nasty pmc also watches crazy camau strats? So I looked left and there he was, a tiny pistol pervert waiting for me. After I killed him I found myself saying "Ooooh nonono you thought you could pull a Camau spot on me? Oooh poor mister dont worry let me grab you by the..." Yes I may be loosing my sanity, but also your strats always work, even if its in reverse. (Your nasty cat is beautiful and more important than anyones daughter)
@camau_9 ай бұрын
Hahahaha, you are slowly going insane. Can t belive 2 camau enjoyers tried to kill eachother
@Vickkkk19999 ай бұрын
love your videos camau always look forward to the next
@camau_9 ай бұрын
thanks bro big kiss for you
@arkadiauwu51859 ай бұрын
He’s a nasty pmc who tactical waits perfectly each time.
@camau_9 ай бұрын
i love to tactical wait
@ReeferSmoker9 ай бұрын
nasty little furry
@mag512849 ай бұрын
at 6:00 your laser is on the right side of your gun and the laser dot is on the left side of his face so the bullets are even further left. You can see them hit the back walls. Top and Bottom Laser Gang out
@camau_9 ай бұрын
laser did me dirty bro
@Bardzz9 ай бұрын
Camau really is the definition of "Welcome to Tarkov" moments for new players
@camau_9 ай бұрын
I welcome them to tarkov
@hanfotss2939 ай бұрын
Camau you are such an amazing tactical waiter! it feels good when u learn from the best player on earth camau!!!
@camau_9 ай бұрын
glad i can help bro
@EverPaintP9 ай бұрын
I hid in that corner only once. Got head-eyed w/o knowing it. No mister. Woods is where I belong. I do them all....hehehehe
@camau_9 ай бұрын
you must try again
@CatCharacter9 ай бұрын
its always nice when camau fills me with his joy
@camau_9 ай бұрын
i love to fill people with my joy
@kerbydelposo26159 ай бұрын
It's not ratting, it's called tactical waiting 😌
@camau_9 ай бұрын
100# facts
@catog00189 ай бұрын
I love tactical waiting but not as much as i love your vids
@camau_9 ай бұрын
you made me blush
@RealAnchovy9 ай бұрын
Everyday I wake up and I shudder at the thought of finding Camau
@camau_9 ай бұрын
i ll give you my adress
@fragrantmanx43719 ай бұрын
This has happened to me a lot when I first started out a few wipes ago on other maps so now I always do the circular peak on corners because of how paranoid I am lol
@camau_9 ай бұрын
Game made you insane
@benjaminmahami86019 ай бұрын
one of the best tarkov content creators out there love your work mister👍
@camau_9 ай бұрын
thank you kind sir
@Boxfoxyy9 ай бұрын
Funny to watch videos like this and then get insta flicked when I try it in my raids.
@camau_9 ай бұрын
Try harder bro
@tommyfortress75159 ай бұрын
6:04 the laser sight isnt 100% Aligned with the barrel. plus the gun might have some inaccuaracy (MOA)
@mrocznatarantula19849 ай бұрын
you can even see that laser is on the right side of barrel and all shots will be more to the left and that matches perfectly with your shot
@camau_9 ай бұрын
Make sense now
@barackobama80319 ай бұрын
I am in college and won’t play for a long while but I can sleep well knowing that people like you are keeping Tarkov toxic
@camau_9 ай бұрын
I m în college as well you have no excuse
@tarchean9 ай бұрын
i always sCream when daddy camau dropped a new video
@camau_9 ай бұрын
I love you
@Theone7z9 ай бұрын
Hahahaha i enjoy your videos youre so funny best tarkov youtuber your videos are short but every second worth one day you will be big keep going bratan
@camau_9 ай бұрын
Appreciate the kind words mister
@rlrihards9489 ай бұрын
Camau is such a nice guy showing us his nasty strategies so we don't die from them. ❤
@camau_9 ай бұрын
Haha always check that spot from now on
@MashBro9 ай бұрын
I could listen to you talk with that accent forever my friend! Everything you say has a certain "zing" to it
@camau_9 ай бұрын
Glad you like it
@GamingZ_enith9 ай бұрын
You missed that guys face because the bullets will impact ~2 inches to the left of the laser, since the bullets come from the barrel, unlike many games.
@camau_9 ай бұрын
Make sense yes
@mattgarey-hendricks17879 ай бұрын
I think kamu waits to feed his cat till after his videos so the cat makes noise for the video
@camau_9 ай бұрын
Haha the cat meows a lot man
@sterlingmoses10449 ай бұрын
I laugh so hard at these videos. Great job man, keep em going!
@camau_9 ай бұрын
Glad you liked it
@darkisdragon8 ай бұрын
I want another video lile this for people above level 20, till then ill do this on my scav runs
@camau_8 ай бұрын
I just did one on factory
@TheMisterNebo9 ай бұрын
Hah, great video as always - keep them coming :)
@camau_9 ай бұрын
big kiss bro
@3dartistfoxhound4889 ай бұрын
KRANKENHAUS! Haha. Made my day you damn good at German Bambuzzeling
@camau_9 ай бұрын
everyday i learn a new german word
@3dartistfoxhound4889 ай бұрын
@@camau_ i Hope the next one is "Marienkäfer" 🐞
@nickmercedes36259 ай бұрын
In germany we say : ich gehe zelten
@Aria_uwu9 ай бұрын
it makes sense because your bullets come from your gun not your laser which is on the right side of your gun and is barely on the player you missed because you missed
@camau_9 ай бұрын
Make sense now
@efykoner9 ай бұрын
2:00 camau the usec didn’t say “I have a daughter” he said “I’m a goner” 😂😂😂
@camau_9 ай бұрын
Haha my bad
@the_big_ragu22739 ай бұрын
Ladies and gentlemen Le Papua Camau has came through, Camau is the greatest Tarkov KZbinr!!!
@camau_9 ай бұрын
You made me blush mister
@Butterbread539 ай бұрын
Thank you for tactical waiting to catch more of these perverts in the act. You’re doing the lords work
@camau_9 ай бұрын
feeling blessed right now
@baldmanwithbeard9 ай бұрын
What are you going to be doing in this video "you pervert"? "Oh.... I think I know....."
@camau_9 ай бұрын
Haha of course you know
@chrisweird15669 ай бұрын
"tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk Stawp saying a word" i love this man
@camau_8 ай бұрын
Love you more
@PaulDAce9 ай бұрын
Crazy tactical waiting strategy!
@camau_9 ай бұрын
Yes my love
@MrCirconflexe9 ай бұрын
Bro I need longer videos from u
@camau_9 ай бұрын
i will try
@johnfoley73519 ай бұрын
So glad someone is finally taking on the pervert problem in Tarkov.
@camau_9 ай бұрын
I m hear to make them gone
@peacer19849 ай бұрын
8:44 i LOLed waaaaay too hard than i should xD
@camau_9 ай бұрын
Poor guy
@HonkGoldfisz9 ай бұрын
5:55 that is great tarkov moment
@camau_9 ай бұрын
Average tarkov experience
@BoeJiden979 ай бұрын
Thank you For tip camau
@camau_9 ай бұрын
happy to share
@Darkczarek9 ай бұрын
I can't stop but saying "oh nooo what happened here..." After massacring someone in tarkov. Also keep saying "is there any nasty pmc in the area". Your catchphrases are contagious :D
@camau_9 ай бұрын
Haha Glad you like them
@fritt_wastaken9 ай бұрын
6:05 You were pointing a laser to the left side of his head, but your pointer is mounted on the right side of your gun. So you were hitting the wall behind him and you can see how one of the bullets ricochets to the other wall. tldr: you missed
@camau_9 ай бұрын
Yes I missed :(
@irBribe9 ай бұрын
A very camau video
@camau_9 ай бұрын
love you mr pinguin bribe
@greenstew61869 ай бұрын
Already watched to the end great video 👍
@camau_9 ай бұрын
glad you liked it :*
@AiRenwick9 ай бұрын
You are doing great work and if you didn't kill them they would just have been extract camping
@camau_9 ай бұрын
Never thought about this... you are very right
@bummer77369 ай бұрын
6:04 you forgot to account for the distance between the barrel and the laser
@camau_9 ай бұрын
I forgot to go to my phisics class
@KryoTronic9 ай бұрын
Love it but I need you to get on some of the other maps so I can steal your new spots :) I can't play GZ anymore :( Hilarious video as always keep it up brother!
@camau_9 ай бұрын
On it
@KryoTronic9 ай бұрын
YAY!@@camau_
@hirisho46909 ай бұрын
When you camp and the enemy doesn’t see you pls scream voicelines at them before killing them poor kids
@camau_8 ай бұрын
Haha ok mister
@fuark09 ай бұрын
you are a genius
@camau_9 ай бұрын
You are a genius mister
@fuark09 ай бұрын
need more videos, they are like drug for me@@camau_
@reggaesurvivor2519 ай бұрын
SUFFER MORE? HOW??!?!?! HAVE YOU PLAYED THIS WIPE?!?!?!?!??!?!
@poimon56079 ай бұрын
is this wipe bad? ^w^ its my first wipe I think its very good
@reggaesurvivor2519 ай бұрын
@@poimon5607 some Surfer some dont. Its dependant on perspective. Enjoys it to the fullest!
@camau_9 ай бұрын
i got used to suffering
@PapaChanka9 ай бұрын
The guy who said he had a daughter was probably on his first raid ever 😭 He had a USEC hat on, basic M4, and a pistol on his hip. He learned the hard way 😔
@camau_9 ай бұрын
He was level 1 indeed
@PapaChanka9 ай бұрын
@@camau_😭😭😭
@Smokereca9 ай бұрын
Oh but Camau, why u did not touch that man by the foot?
@camau_9 ай бұрын
Haha I read this comment either the kid voice by mistake
@man36659 ай бұрын
camao the only map i can run without timing out (bad laptop) is factory and im going insane i want to go outside see the sky of tarkov not die of rust poisoning
@camau_9 ай бұрын
i pray for you one day you can play streets in all the fps available
@firstlookgamingchannel9 ай бұрын
I am a... GONER. means our boi dying
@camau_9 ай бұрын
i thought he said I have a daughter lol
@firstlookgamingchannel9 ай бұрын
@@camau_ all good camau, i appreciate the content
@mattgarey-hendricks17879 ай бұрын
The fact he’s staying on ground zero to kill new players is the funniest part
@camau_9 ай бұрын
I love to do that
@brokenratel18039 ай бұрын
I got to level 21. :(
@camau_9 ай бұрын
same...
@Ronin_ZA9 ай бұрын
Hey camau, I have a nasty spot for on customs. It’s in strong hold on the ground floor looting room with the create and jackets. I can send a clip of the spot if you would like to use it for a vid.
@camau_9 ай бұрын
Sure send it to my discord
@johnosborne18739 ай бұрын
How is Camau STILL under level 20!?
@camau_9 ай бұрын
I play only groundzero to kill players
@caseyafternoon35459 ай бұрын
Thanks for the video bro. Kisses 😘
@camau_9 ай бұрын
Huge love to you
@tarkyharky9 ай бұрын
THE PAIN IS KILLING ME AHHHHH
@camau_9 ай бұрын
stop the pain please
@tarkyharky9 ай бұрын
@@camau_ *puts some menthol bomb on* ight i feel better
@freddyfishy22629 ай бұрын
cant wait to make more nasty boys mad with my tactical waiting skills
@camau_9 ай бұрын
alpha mindset
@Burger-2.0-i9 ай бұрын
Keep going🥰
@camau_9 ай бұрын
big kiss
@arjunsinha27069 ай бұрын
time for some labs tactical crouching
@camau_9 ай бұрын
Good idea
@yellodoesvr95769 ай бұрын
show woods tactical waiting spot
@camau_9 ай бұрын
I ll need to research for one
@candyfloyd14908 ай бұрын
where are you from?
@camau_8 ай бұрын
I m from Romania
@candyfloyd14908 ай бұрын
Nice. Love the videos man@@camau_
@chaselong72579 ай бұрын
If I tactically wait like you will you give me a kiss ?
@camau_9 ай бұрын
Of course I give kiss
@Durping10019 ай бұрын
bro doing this on ground zero goes to far :P all these new players are probably already scared to go out and do their First few tasks and then this happends xD
@camau_9 ай бұрын
i just give them a tactical tarkov experience
@GaboG39 ай бұрын
but camau i cant play ground zero my level too high
@camau_9 ай бұрын
Reset account bro
@GaboG39 ай бұрын
@@camau_ Thanks camau
@WekizZ9 ай бұрын
why this is 4 days old?!
@camau_9 ай бұрын
New video in 20 minutes don t worry
@willywyler33159 ай бұрын
How the F... do the two of them not hear you.
@camau_9 ай бұрын
they were deaf
@ventibaiter9 ай бұрын
camau getting these paid actor lobbies smhhhhh camau where is my huge tarkov kiss i have been subscribed for 2 months i think, where is it
@camau_9 ай бұрын
HERE IT IS THE KISS BRO *MUAH*
@ventibaiter9 ай бұрын
mister camau pulling up with the W yet again!! all this tactical waiting is paying off
@cryp2kill9 ай бұрын
where´s the german from? :D
@camau_9 ай бұрын
I studied it for 8 years in school, I only know a few words haha
@babaganoush949 ай бұрын
KRANKENHAUS!
@camau_9 ай бұрын
OH NO NOT THE KRANKEHAUS
@TyBayagaAgain9 ай бұрын
Buying alt acct just to go on ground zero
@camau_9 ай бұрын
I also did that
@AverageAmish19 ай бұрын
I still don't get Tarkov
@camau_9 ай бұрын
Why
@Hakan-dz9sj9 ай бұрын
hahahah so they can have authentic tarkov experience
@camau_9 ай бұрын
I want them to be happy
@Hakan-dz9sj9 ай бұрын
@@camau_ you are to generous
@Tonton_commerce9 ай бұрын
Send them to Krankenhaus or Hospiz i Like this Channel speak more German !
@camau_9 ай бұрын
i m learning german now haha
@tarkyharky9 ай бұрын
THE PAIM IS WORSING
@camau_9 ай бұрын
let the pain come
@ADWasHeree9 ай бұрын
TO THE KRANKENHAUS!
@camau_9 ай бұрын
Oh me love krankenhaus
@andreirosca17339 ай бұрын
Fylde ft h😮
@depressedyoutube7 ай бұрын
6:44 is he stupidly blind?
@camau_7 ай бұрын
yes he was
@swft899 ай бұрын
Please don't teach more people to not move on tarkov 😭 nobody moves as it is
@camau_9 ай бұрын
Stop moving at all
@swft899 ай бұрын
@@camau_ NOOOOOOO
@ThE_bOtAtRoN9 ай бұрын
Bro, cmon man, if you’re going to get into a tactical shooter at least KNOW how to entry and clear rooms, rats aren’t a thing, it’s only smart players and dumb players
@BrandonPoirierBlair9 ай бұрын
It's ground zero... Most people he killed we're probably on their first dozen of raids ever, they don't even know the controls yet.
@camau_9 ай бұрын
Haha some guys tried to clear the room but forgot to look left
@DankTank3749 ай бұрын
Sitting in a corner for views 😮 try harder man. Imagine having to make a vid like this...