How to Make the World a Better Place... according to Dank Memes

[@TheFrenchPlayer]

Why the first february patreon is named "France does not exist" *Cries in French*

[@owenofhb8319]

pleure

[@TheFrenchPlayer]

@@owenofhb8319 Poland whyyyy

[@tetra2277]

Must be someone from Britain

[@TheFrenchPlayer]

@@tetra2277 lmao true

[@mint8648]

splatoon 3

[@rommyjoj326]

“South africa what? South africa apples? Oranges?” South africa colonialism,its south africa colonialism

[@orans_]

A fellow comrade! Россия навсегда!

[@OHOE1]

Ima go eat some “блин”

[@OuroborosAlchemist]

@Megan-Rose Witness Afrikaans? Or one of the many native languages? 🤔

[@zacharytang3840]

@@OHOE1 pank pank Pank

[@dariogm2826]

I think its most probably South Africa South Africas

[@komradekalashnikov7495]

Last time I was this early drew was bald and playing Germany

[@wisemankugelmemicus1701]

Last time I was this early was like, yesterday.

[@AbrahamLincoln4]

Drew was Baldi once?

[@vunga8195]

last time i was early he was a femboy oh wait i am always early

[@larryhall2873]

The meme: UK doesn’t celebrate Halloween. Me, a British man: We don’t?

[@robinwaal-borrebaek6442]

Isn't it originally from a British village?

[@storm_blitz4355]

Ikr

[@Q_is_a_good_name]

I do. My friends do. AM I HALLUCINATING

[@snipiz821]

@@robinwaal-borrebaek6442 Irish*

[@mistacalsnake6092]

Eh we do celebrate halloween

[@jackin_it]

When you’re so early you have nothing funny to say: The problem with being faster than light is that you live in darkness.

[@thatoneeaglewarrior2284]

This is so true

[@papastalin7705]

Yea

[@michellegentilozzi6268]

They had us in the first half not gonna lie

[@papastalin7705]

Why are we so early

[@lawden210]

Debatable

[@rodrigohenriquestolf1414]

the patron "france doesnt exists" gets me everytime

[@javierhillier4252]

Americans: why does alt exist Europeans: é, á, í, ó, ú and etc

[@rysi0k110]

Æ

[@scoutgaming737]

ė,ê,ë,ē,è,ę,é,æ,ã,å,ā,ą,á,à,â,ä,ū,ù,ú,û,ü,ō,ø,œ,õ,ò,ô,ö,ó,š,ś,ß,ł,ž,ż,ź,č,ć,ç,ń,ñ

[@TheFrenchPlayer]

Nice one, but (at least in France) theses letters are directly on the keyboard or you have to preds *Alt Gr* on the right side of the space bar, and not *Alt*

[@adhdlama2403]

Taking it away will probably make the country of Iceland just stop functioning

[@nika_drks]

@@TheFrenchPlayer Same in german with ä, ö, ü and ß (several languages have own keyboards tho not only the german and french language)

[@OuchMouse1]

Texas: gets a few inches of snow Texas: "our windmills won't work" Iowa: still using windmills in over a foot of snow Iowa: "those are rookie numbers pal"

[@person3070]

are you alive

[@OuchMouse1]

@@person3070 Physically yes. On the inside... not so much

[@yutakeda9979]

Drew: why do we need Alt Alt Ctrl Delete: Am I a joke to you?

[@Mr.Bellafante]

Yes. You can open the task manager with ctrl shift esc.

[@spinjitzustudios780]

Non-Americans: P A T H E T I C

[@slimyduck2140]

Alt F4 Try it, it's amazing

[@swadoob]

The memes in this go perfectly with the historic events.

[@azulotl8063]

As a resident of the UK I can confirm that we do in fact celebrate Halloween, how could anyone deny the power of the spooky month.

[@egggge4752]

>Isn't that the shark thats in a teutonic state? *Rome starts burning in the distance

[@ItsLtime]

11:12 for those who somehow are living under a rock, When you think about breathing you put your attention to it and turn it from involuntary to voluntary. Then you have to control your breathe. What I do is cough so it turns automatic.

[@ghostbucket]

YOU SWITCHED IT TO MANUAL MODE NOOOOOOO

[@ItsLtime]

Oh no its Manual now! Idek what half of the gears do!

[@federico_dlz]

Italian here. I think most of the time the difference is how well the type of pasta is able to absorb the condiment. For example short but wide pasta (e.g. maccheroni) is used for carbonara, where the egg and ham need to be fully absorbed by the pasta to taste the best. On the other hand, spaghetti are used a lot more than short pasta for example with fish-based condiments. Then of course if you want to prepare lasagna you need the specific flat type of pasta. For simpler condiments like tomato sauce or pesto whatever type of past will be fine.

[@Autism_Creature27]

Thoughts on pineapple on pizza since ur an Italian you probably hate it

[@akabluebird4197]

I heard there was some snow in northern Mexico as well as Texas

[@LuisMendoza-wj7lc]

That's correct, here in Monterrey we had a snowstorm on Valentine's Day and the climate is still cold af.

[@tangmengtit888]

"SIR, we need a stealth firetruck so the fire won't expect us to be coming." -A roblox fire man

[@henrymerkel1385]

Drew asking what alt is for: Europeans with Alt Gr: Am I a Joke to you?

[@THEMCCLUB]

Oh and don’t forget *alt + f4*

[@theppman5259]

Pretty sure we celebrate Halloween in British lands

[@poley099]

As an Australian I cannot confirm or deny the we are real also all animals even the sausage dogs try to kill you

[@thetimoto4648]

Can we get another paint brush video

[@agoodname3250]

6:44 *every school in the world

[@ThatEgyptianYoutuber]

Drew: Australians can fight off anything Me: Except Emus

[@maharshiabhale6400]

11:27 yo chill brooo

[@bulbs_]

0:21 Nostalgia

[@t-90ms]

America: ' uses Imperial units ' The world: The Frick is that? - This post was made by Metric Units Gang

[@lawden210]

Liberia and Myanmar: Nervous laughter

[@lawden210]

@Spicyleaves Britain specifically

[@johnbraithwaite863]

@@lawden210 The Commonwealth nations use both, British everyday measurements are done in Imperial. We order in pints, drive miles and weigh in stones.

[@DomenBremecXCVI]

Imagine not wanting to be a part of an empire so much you refuse to change something an empire gave you.

[@fegsterr]

@@johnbraithwaite863 I’ve never seen weight in stones - everywhere near me does grams and kilograms

[@kyled2153]

8:20, yeah they do that in Romania too, but it's not creepy.

[@JeffCraft]

We do celebrate Halloween in the UK

[@Taco_King00]

Texans: Complaining about just barely freezing temperatures Me lives in sweden their it between -10°C & -15°C during the winter Are you serious??

[@bryanlewis7879]

the water pipes weren't built for those temperatures and a lot of them broke, and the rolling blackouts

[@Taco_King00]

@@bryanlewis7879 okey??

[@Wacky_Macky]

And we have colder weather than u right now its -7 °F. Or in ur measurement -21°C

[@bryanlewis7879]

i'm not saying that it's extreme cold, I'm saying that the water pipes and othere infrastructure isn't made for this weather

[@j.v.leyden330]

Drew: Alt isn't useful Me a FFXIV player: *sweats*

[@xiphactinusaudax1045]

12:40 Something sort of happened here in Willamette Valley, Oregon as well. Power went out for a week, no electricity, it was pretty cold since we usually just get rain but we got snow this time, so it was pretty cold. At least for us.

[@Joseph_stevenson1864]

“UK: doesn’t celebrate Halloween” Me from the UK who was pretty sure we celebrated Halloween

[@wrestlingyoutube8170]

5:05 try to guess the advertisement product

[@dariotoska]

Teacher: tells me "how many what? Apples? Bananas?" Me: What's your age? Teacher: 50 Me: 50 what? decades? centuries?

[@ghostbucket]

YES

[@uask9831]

Me: laughs in austrian

[@zyanego3170]

Guten Tag, wie geht es ihnen?

[@uask9831]

Grüßgott mir geht's wunderbar und wie siehts bei ihnen aus

[@mint8648]

austria more like southern germany

[@uask9831]

@@mint8648 spain but the s is silent

[@zyanego3170]

@@uask9831 ganz gut

[@OrangeOrange13]

The UK does celebrate Halloween, Drew. Stop freaking out.

[@WoobertAIO]

As someone who, while not italian, has eaten a wiiiide variety of pasta and noodles in general, I can testify with every bit of confidence my mind allows that the shape of the pasta/noodle *definitely* affects the taste.

[@nathangamble125]

Who made that "UK doesn't celebrate halloween" meme? Yeah we do. It's not as big as it is in America, but trick-or-treating is still a thing.

[@HayTatsuko]

While the actual pasta material tastes identical on its own, different shapes of pasta are made to handle particular kinds of sauces... and, sometimes, to be pleasing to the eye, as well.

[@ghostbucket]

Penne the best

[@elijahduvvuri1635]

As a Texan I can say yes, we did lose our power and also our water because our plumbing literally froze, and our heating. The roads were frozen over and the government didn’t have any way to get it off the roads.

[@ewanroberts3329]

The reasons fire trucks aren't called water trucks are 1: not all fire trucks carry water 2: there technically is a type of fire truck called a water truck (it's called a water tender or tanker) 3: water truck has already been copyrighted by a major water transportation company

[@honooryu5374]

14:36 that guy is the "Machine" and the true Moscow simulator.

[@haydenburton584]

When it's 50 degrees outside I'm mowing the yard in shorts and a t-shirt.

[@prestonpotter4507]

Yes Texas energy went out and now we are freezing without heaters

[@Soggboi]

What you mean we don’t celebrate Halloween? Absolute tea and chips.

[@mappertom4662]

11:11 now I have to breath

[@cyclonetheseawing3283]

Drew: Lets cool it down nature! Me: Are you sure you want that?

[@rsbval]

i am proud of my country for indirectly causing anime to be created if only they invaded poland sooner

[@bencameron539]

UK absalotely does celebrate Halloween here in Scotland we go nuts for it

[@Mega-P71]

My school straight up banned wiki from their 200 year old crusty Chromebooks so now we can't even see their sources. School knows it's obsolete with the internet around

[@Bebby_Binkins]

4:26 Yes, they don't have anything to counteract snow, unlike here in Minnesota, we have to have a really bad blizzard for us to shut down for like a day. Unless we get the rare arctic temperatures. A few years ago, the polar vortex gave us wind that was somewhere around -55 Degrees

[@pilaroldenburg6259]

The "EUUUHHH!" is just perfect

[@lazypizzaship8911]

2:57 Alright let me explain Fahrenheit is how humans feel Celsius is how water feels Kelvin is how atoms feel

[@Ryan-yb9wy]

My ancestor in Maine actually died in prison from being fed to many lobsters

[@benedictekorsager407]

I love how Drew things 50 degrees F is cold. The other day it was 61 degrees here and everyone was wearing shorts and T-shirts. It was way too hot walking in a Hoodie and joking pants

[@mrnononsense8217]

14:21 bull. We celebrate Halloween. No joke someone once handed me a tea bag instead of sweets

[@Navy_realawesomness]

Australia: *Everything upside down*

[@BD-yl5mh]

Never noticed the circles under Drew’s eyes until now

[@sadsovietspy]

2:38 If you spoil your kids, you will raise your grandkids, and vice versa

[@JediSimpson]

14:11 - The UK does celebrate Halloween. Halloween isn’t American, it originates in Britain and Ireland.

[@flamingfastdanaviation9503]

14:20 People in the UK celebrate Halloween I do and I'm very sure quite alot of other people do as well.

[@LeonardoSAvila]

Right now I am freezing I live in north of Mexico, and the lights shut down

[@PatrickMapper]

Wait Britain celebrates Halloween wtf

[@thesillyone3837]

Wikipedia is rarely incorrect

[@smith6513]

you think texas got it bad? in Oklahoma we had an ICE STORM where blades of grass turn into ice and tree branches turn into ice then we had a snowstorm to go over the ice storm

[@StarrDust12]

I'm British and we do celebrate Halloween that post is a bruh moment

[@aaroncastilleja162]

"let's COOL IT there nature" Nature: If you insist..

[@bakh554321]

Different Pasta shapes hold (sauces/misc items) differently. That's why you use them for different things.

[@Evan_Mobley_is_the_GOAT]

“Sometimes my mom needed to be beat” Drew Durnil - 2021

[@syphus5904]

As a Brit we do celebrate Halloween!

[@antonnemkov989]

3:15 That is actually what schools want you to do, because wikipedia is already not first or second hand, so use the sources that they used at least.

[@mr.mirage3986]

Nativ speakers need alt. For exxample, I need alt to write. "ć". Also, alt is used for a hotkey of software apps, or functions.

[@achillesplayz8197]

In Romania you don’t watch houses , houses watch you

[@maxddf1049]

UK does celebrate Halloween btw

[@paintball7797]

"What is the point of alt?" Me, an apple user: *cries in ctrl + alt + esc*

[@SomeBavarianGuy.mp4]

9:05 in german the firetruck name makes more sense. It is called Feuerwehrrauto wich translates to fire defense truck

[@theexchipmunk]

All these "Extreme" weather memes, and here I am in Germany. Locally winter temperatures are around 30-20 and in summer we often get over 100 fahrenheit. And thats middle Germany with it generally really tame temperatures.

[@siegechamp2295]

14:29 Me, being a german: TRIGGERED

[@kosta22024]

0:33 That is a house located in Sibiu, Transylvania. Like all houses in Sibiu

[@newstartyt3700]

It's not only in Sibiu but it is most famous there, I've been there. I am a romanian myself. It's all across Transilvania prob the southern region only tho I think

[@berry04-si]

I saw your "Stan countries united" video but I recently rediscovered your channel, Keep it up, bro!

[@asgardianblacksmith464]

Different shapes of pasta taste differently, because they have diferent surface to mass ratios, and therefore different amounts of sauce keeps sticking to them!

[@ixmhasan5430]

Guys in case of an apocalypse, protect Drew, make him our queen and let's coloniese Antarctica

[@sillydacialogan]

0:34 i seen so many faces on houses, but never human-like eyes on houses(i live in Romania)

[@ethantodd4042]

Drew - I was there when scrappy doo was around Me - same

[@kidyomu89]

0:19 according to this comic, Scrooge McDuck has approximately $3.1536e+17

[@kyrkogrim511]

"I'm about to touch all of my homies as soon as I get this." People are going to take this out of context.

[@demetriusdemarcusdemarious9424]

13:01 thanks for making me realise the time

[@breademployee6971]

3:35 "50..." Everyone Living In New England And Canada: Weak! People Living In Russia: Incredibly Weak! People Living In The Arctic Circle: *Worthless...*

[@Matt-yz5hb]

Britain does celebrate Halloween

[@szymonchlebakowicz4964]

And the same as your lobster talk can be applied to caviour.

[@leshloppy3550]

my power system went out at Texas, still dont have running water

[@ribspice1238]

14:21 I can confirm this is bullshit

[@harm9hb525]

I have over a foot of snow

[@providence3977]

I read “Germany if history books didn’t exist”

[@mfgtv8048]

11:09 wow you said my name in multiple ways Congratulations apparently you know me I never knew

[@Tanuki1397]

1:34 That was my math teacher.

[@brendandavis3590]

Where is the Colorado ball

[@Melikemonkeys]

The point of alt is to trick your old teacher to press alt f4 and watch them freak out

[@nathanboyd4515]

Dude Texans need to get it together, my city in mighican got 5 inches of snow and they got like 1-3 inches, were vinbing and they're panicking

[@Mushroom38294]

14:45 actually it does taste different

[@drogaming7787]

I mean to be fair when we got that snow it was the first time in like 7 years for some of us