How to Not Use Your Salad Spinner

[@carlabee18]

Deison the slick back ponytail is GIVINGGG

[@matthewbower3596]

giggling at the harry potter bit like "omg that's so funny" as if i didn't send it in

[@jackie8337]

Chat it’s 2am. We doing okay?

[@hayamirin6795]

Yep I'm just bored af...I just finished getting my hair done...you ok?

[@VenenoTenebris]

I desire to be released from this mortal coil

[@Racheous]

I’m Australian, but also no

[@jackie8337]

@@hayamirin6795 no haha what is going on with the world

[@waithatscrazy]

Chat sound off

[@leslievillatoro-x7x]

“my squigyyy🥹” i love how soft drew gets when talking about squid its too cute

[@nylahbeansss]

Deis looks so pretty my girl is glowing !

[@skyesterr4]

Deison, you are GLOWING baby! This is definitely your time to shine 🫶 happy pride!!

[@theogmclovin3227]

Listening to this podcast specifically gives the vibes of it's 11:30pm at a tween sleepover and we're just talking about everything and anything while laughing way too loud and we hear parents coming down the hall and we all drop and pretend to be asleep.

[@ankitamaheshwari7686]

💚

[@m4deleines]

i love when your bits crossover with brittany’s

[@pablosforgottenhippo]

righttt like the “oh!” one 😭

[@Ndiercks1d]

Okay for Bridgerton… you could TOTALLY skip season 1 but season 2 is necessary and amazing

[@h__ollis]

Drew would probably fuck with Kate so much she needs to watch S2

[@shai-like-chai]

So true

[@Bellalugosi]

Agree. You need to get to know Penelope and season 2 is the best

[@tayyuh3417]

Agreed heavily

[@jazmynjolie]

i think with these kind of submissions, we need a caller line of some sort lol i wanna hear the tone of these submissions 😭

[@hayamirin6795]

2:00am post is so real...here within a minute

[@doodadsdandy]

just farted, now im ready

[@dianamartin8949]

😭😭😭💀

[@twoidiotgirls]

OH!

[@doodadsdandy]

@@twoidiotgirls you did the thiiing! ☝

[@gabrielleolivas8092]

drew i can confirm i did see the fear in your eyes ♥️

[@LYama80085]

Adopting “where’s that from???” Is so real I do that all the time now even though nobody laughs or gets the reference

[@MadsRadXO]

Harmonizing with y'all on the "woooooooo" in the intro feeds my soul I swear to god

[@emmatrudell7302]

Girl that slick back pony is soooooo gooooood

[@OhMyMyMiah]

I loveeeeee how we get 40 mins of zoomies + 15 mins of the topic 🫶🏽🤣❣️

[@twoidiotgirls]

as the way God intended

[@Ladymorpheus]

I love when Drew’s voice goes high-pitched 😂 idk why it cracks me up. And the Circle totally fumbled that opportunity. No pun intended 🙃

[@gooday2213]

14:18 HAD ME CRYINGGGGGG😭😭😭😭

[@platypus5555555555]

Love being able to get ready listening to y’all

[@MJ-mn9qk]

YIPPEEE YIPPEEE YIPPEEE (we say in overnight shift)

[@aroilyace]

i just looked up where “since you got your degree and you know every fucking thing” is from and I’m in literal shock What the actual fuck 😟😨 it reminds me of the finding out where the “didn’t I do it for you?” borzoi trend audio is from

[@kelsey.shutup_7173]

Any other Australians not relating to this being posted at 2am for you? I’m watching this not long after posting at 5:30pm

[@m4deleines]

me but in nz haha

[@twoidiotgirls]

we luv u little freaks the same

[@adinasanborn1425]

She’s doing a sCaMmmmmmm 😂😂😂😂

[@carly4911]

i look forward to doing the little “wooo” with yall every week 😄

[@mandyfreshforlife6380]

Okay, Dry Bar! 😂😂

[@nik5088]

oh hell yes i was looking for a reason to stay up unreasonably late

[@blues.noclues]

36:37 as a stem girlie i will now be referring to an autoclave machine as a toaster oven 😂

[@jbone877]

The phone sanitizer thing uses UV light to generate ozone, which is germicidal. It's gotta first be clean, though. Definitely wouldn't use it on a sex toy lol. Love you girls ❤

[@faithcook6310]

I read the first book in the summer i turned pretty trilogy because if you guys and I loved it! & I started going to the gym because of you guys! Thank you for the motivation!

[@Lexxii1121]

A good cheesy movie is Just Go With It!

[@lillyling3063]

Feeling low tonight, I needed this. 😊

[@m4deleines]

hope you’re okay 💗

[@twoidiotgirls]

luv u hope ur feeling better!

[@lillyling3063]

Thanks friends I’m feeling better today. 😘

[@almondbl0ssom]

Happy pride y'all 🫶🏽🧡 Edit: 3:21 chat why y'all roasting me 😂

[@darbymorrison1424]

dinner party gives me such secondhand embarrassment though! stress relief is THE BEST office episode, i love when dwight wears the mannequins face like hannibal lololol

[@mallorimull448]

nervous before work this will get me thru 🙏

[@ffiontill5924]

The energy in this pod is unmatched!!

[@gabrielarosas9969]

I have 35 mins of work left, I love yall both so much ❤

[@Tmoney972]

just had to say Deison you look so pretty with that hair! Drew gorrrrgeous as well. happy pride month!!! 🫶🏼

[@EbaRibera]

Been waiting for this!

[@chelseacall373]

Totally unrelated but I have in fact started the planet of the apes movies because of y’all 😅😅

[@taylorfleenor9675]

Going back to the beginning to watch Drew's worrisome face/eyes was worth it 🤣

[@vanessaavila7254]

I looooovvvvvveeeeee when we get to the party of the podcast that explains the title. Im crying laughing!!!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@billylxcal]

I always stay up on Monday nights bc ik y’all always post 🫶🏽

[@dont_mess2837]

I did see some fear in your eyes Drew, but that’s okay! 👍🏼 also happy pride month Deison!!! 🫶🏼

[@dilynokay]

Deison you are GLOWING! 🤩

[@444kxyla]

you guys are looking so pretty & healthy , love yall !!

[@erinjay5650]

I watched Ricky Stanicky cause of you guys and i am forever grateful

[@andrerodriguez1678]

The way I was cracking up this episode is beyond me 😂😂

[@kimberlyaldaba8184]

This is so random but Deison looks so good with that hairstyle, her hairline is so good im jelly 🫦

[@stephaniecook1561]

abroad in london right now and im so happy i can watch this early 😄

[@Mentallymuzz]

I have firmly yet accidentally adopted the “oh and okay” bit and I can’t stop

[@JessieCazam]

not gonna lie I thought I would HATE bridgerton but I started watching it when I became unemployed 🤪 and I LOVE IT and I’m counting down the hours until part 2 comes out. Bridgerton and two idiot girls are the only good things in my life rn lol

[@FuzzyBSMcgee]

"I match your freak more than Billy" is a crazy thing to say to your sister about her boyfriend, out of context lmao

[@TheSidneyBean]

6am. Clocking in. Headphones in. Let's go chat

[@superbun6544]

Deison would be the sweetest mom

[@stephaniecruz3164]

Salad spin your vibrtr 💀💀💀💀

[@leanncruz-garcia7329]

STOPPPP I LOVE THE CIRCLE LOLOLOL please

[@T4M4H1N3]

🤣🤣🤣 Watched Queen Charlotte first and totally resist Bridgeton and i’m glad because they gon take two years for the next hahaha 😆

[@moistlydripping8416]

I have been laughing for the past 30 minutes over the thought of an as seen on tv ad for vibrators. Testing their durability or something fucking stupid yet fascinating shit like that.

[@sarahstabler2704]

YOU CANT SKIP SEASON ONE OF BRIDGERTON🗣️🗣️🗣️ I don’t care what anyone says, it’s world building and you learn about the core of the characters to come! The twists are great the romance is great.

[@ahtzirigil2323]

Once the clock strikes midnight I’m SAT

[@De_voreaux]

The third person that was with Michael Jordan and Scottie Pippen was Dennis Rodman ☺️

[@twoidiotgirls]

THANK U!! This was bothering me lol

[@De_voreaux]

@@twoidiotgirls glad I could help!

[@SmearedMascaraPodcast]

Here I was thinking Larry Bird 😂😂

[@De_voreaux]

@@SmearedMascaraPodcast haha he would have been around that time as well, but closer to the end of his career and he was on the Celtics

[@r1ssuhbear]

the unison “nottttt bitterrrrr” 💀💀💀 STFU 🤣

[@ashleynicolemercier6784]

You have to watch Bridgerton just for Nichola! You can start at Season 2, but even starting at 3 would be worth it. It’s the wildest season lol

[@KATIELOL1000]

“If you have to 😮 then it’s probably about you” 😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂

[@mannybanda7702]

The way I listened to this while playing call of duty 😂

[@swampstar]

They didn't invite you guys because they couldn't afford tickets for your entire family

[@carlin6607]

watching this while eating jim n nicks (what cane's wants to be) in the car w my phone propped up on the windshield

[@juliamuniz9243]

finally getting off of my night shift after this week, the only thing i will be missing is being here early for the upload

[@izzyevaaveyzzi]

chat who else is starting off their morning with this

[@ralv143]

took me two months of bingeing this podcast to finally look up adam & realize he’s not their brother or cousin lol

[@twoidiotgirls]

He’s our cousin! 🫶🏽

[@ralv143]

@@twoidiotgirls gasp! i knew from the way you guys brought him up he had to be family

[@brittaniroudy]

Queen Charlotte was so good!!

[@madmbam]

CHAT! Get ready to crack up!!

[@afallingstarfell]

both of u look amazing!! glowing 🙂‍↕️🫶🏻

[@samcorona50]

Circling back chat, has anyone tried chamberlain matcha and was it good???

[@mentallygrowing247]

CHAT!! I would have LOVED you two on The Circle! Netflix...get on this 😅

[@creatorssleepiestguy2490]

It’s 2:19 am…

[@AdrienEarley]

i really wanna go to the tour but i can only afford the ga,, do you think it’ll still be worth it??

[@twoidiotgirls]

omg yes 100%!!

[@AdrienEarley]

@@twoidiotgirlsomg literally buying tickets rn

[@sofcarolq]

Not too much on red, white & royal blue 😭😭😭

[@vanessa.alba127]

i DID watch ricky stanicky after yall recommended it and it was really funny 🤣

[@Bee-ys6kt]

Wait why didn’t Peacock invite you guys that would have been so good 😭❤

[@Monie777]

THATS 4 VODKA REDBULLS 😭😭😭🤣😭😭🤣😭

[@flamingkarismaminho1319]

season 1 and 2 are GREAT so far PUHLEASE don’t skip (DX) the second season really is the best one

[@hannahvallely750]

love u queens xx

[@theogmclovin3227]

Bro to all the boys I loved before is such a great modern teen movie

[@shai-like-chai]

Can confirm i saw the fear in ur eyes

[@valovinghunter]

Deison saying the wrong name of the movie every single time lol

[@50zen]

14:20 30:34 36:55

[@alyssacantrill22]

the dinner party episode is so cringe 😭 I love it so bad😂

[@spindaexpress]

Screaming bc I always thought you two would be amazing on The Circle!! The most recent season sucked ass tho LMAO

[@pandagworl06]

As someone who was late to the bridgerton bandwagon, I watched the most recent season first and then the other seasons 😂

[@anekaespinoza]

Ricky Stanicky was so funny! I love John Cena!! The Idea of You….trash 😂

[@marlenishernandez8192]

DEISON READ THE BOOK OF RED WHITE AND ROYAL BLUE ITS SO GOOD THE MOVIE DOESNT DO IT JUSTICE

[@ajam_1234]

With bridgerton you can skip season 1 but season 2 is so good! best season so far would recommend

[@gabrielleolivas8092]

re: bridgerton - just watch a youtube review! i like ashley’s review of season 1. you’ll get the high points and then you can decide if you want to watch the whole season; season 2 is way better than season 1 btw

[@melfunky6]

Not yall being Team Jeremiah. That’s wild

[@kirsty0]

Deison you suit this hairstyle so much 🙂‍↕️ so preetty

[@joscelynnavila6825]

Vibrator in Barbicide is crazy

[@roque4854]

Chat, how hammered are we watching this episode?

[@tayyuh3417]

RICKY STINICKY IS LEDGENDARY