How to Pacifist Skyrim

A detailed guide on beating Skyrim and its DLC as a pacifist.
This means that your stat screen counts 0 on all creature type throughout the entire playthrough.
Done in the most recent version of Skyrim Special Edition. No mods or console commands were used throughout this run.
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[@ymfah]

Hey boios I made a detailed text guide about this : www.reddit.com/r/skyrim/comments/apdyxa/how_to_do_a_pacifist_run_in_skyrim/? The YT comment system is pretty bad for QnA so if you have any questions please use this one.

[@darkjackl999]

what next, how to beat skyrim in oblivion? love yer content btw

[@venandisicarius32]

What's been your favorite run so far?

[@sharissehyland8411]

How to beat skyrim shrek style?

[@stal2496]

How much time this video take to make?

[@eugenepoez]

Weird flex but ok

[@1337m4n]

"I didn't kill him, Officer. I just hit him a bunch of times and he mysteriously bled to death for no reason" "You're free to go"

[@wisemankugelmemicus1701]

1337m4n That’s on par with Zhang Zongchan’s defense at his murder trial. “Look, I know this seems bad. But it wasn’t me. I just happened to be cleaning my rifle at my window, where I like to clean my rifle. And while I was cleaning my rifle it happened to go off and out of all the places the bullet could’ve went it just so happened to perform a perfect kill shot on...some piece of shit I hate”. -Zhang Zongchan’s defense of his murder of Prince Xiankai paraphrased by Count Dankula paraphrased by me.

[@furymern8162]

@@wisemankugelmemicus1701 lmao is this real?

[@realmofdoors9605]

Must've been the wind..

[@decadunce9205]

@@wisemankugelmemicus1701 Honestly how does Papa Dankula even find these mad lads.

[@wisemankugelmemicus1701]

@@furymern8162 Yep. He paid the fine. But that was his defence. Paraphrased by Count Dankula paraphrased by me.

[@stefanm.734]

Honestly, it's pretty fitting that the first and only kill you have to get to actually complete the game is from Alduin.

[@normanaziz5600]

it was destined to happen, there is no way around. You are the dovahkiin and as prophesised by the dragon elder scroll, you are destined to kill alduin but not to kill any other. if it is not you who kills alduin, then another warrior will take your place and become the alduin slayer. it is the way of prohecies

[@zero123429759]

A pacifist's only kill to save the world sounds poetic

[@jacobsmith4428]

Welp, the prophecy didn't specifically say Alduin couldn't be murdered by an afterlife waterfall to the abyss that the Dragonborn just happened to push him off of.

[@stefanm.734]

@@jacobsmith4428 That doesn't really kill him, though. He just kind of sits at the bottom of the waterfall for all eternity, and the main story remains uncompleted.

[@jacobsmith4428]

@@stefanm.734 And everybody but him lives happily ever after! Plus apparently if memory serves, he doesn't really "die" anyways. The world eater's soul goes... somewhere, maybe all the way to ESO or Elder Scrolls 6, but you didn't technically "kill" him even if you do kill him. Pushing him off to the shadow realm of unloaded chunks seems like he's about as dead as it gets.

[@KingChiggy]

I love the thought of Alduin sitting there at the end just staring down and the dragonborn looks up with tears in his eyes and says "I'm sorry" before punching him

[@breadeddragon9616]

This should be a fan-fic

[@gorelovelive5022]

@@breadeddragon9616 no it shouldn't

[@theworstmaid]

@@breadeddragon9616 it should be smut

[@bryantfrayley5421]

@@theworstmaid NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@tonyepic8]

@@bryantfrayley5421 YESSSSS

[@C4lmaria]

Children:"How can i save the world peacefully?" Ymfah:"Uuuuuuuh eating a lot of vegetables and being creative, you could put it that way"

[@Manly-Tears]

"Bash anyone who questions you with a spiked shield; you will achieve world peace with 0 kill."

[@SnowCatKroe]

Alternate title: How to Home Alone an entire game.

[@featherworn]

Nice

[@megakiller999]

Super underrated comment right here

[@wackybatman2027]

I think I missed the part of dragons in home alone, damn

[@wavestrider2160]

@@wackybatman2027 oh cmon you couldn't possibly forget that one part where ohdaviing ate one of the burglar just for laughs,could you?

[@wackybatman2027]

@@wavestrider2160 Oh that was my favorite part, also when Kevin uses unrelenting force to push the burglars down the stairs

[@Rekken200]

The fact that there's still ways to get creative with Skyrim..

[@hazeltree7738]

The fact this had 76 likes...

[@spamuel98]

there will always be more ways to get creative. One of these days someone will figure out how to enchant the dragonborn's genitals to increase stamina by 10 million, or something

[@joshuaxiong8377]

@@spamuel98 there's probably a mod for that XD

[@prinzdenax]

@@joshuaxiong8377 without mods

[@Grugh]

ЖCaldTheLad_SLGЖ Bethesda: No they’re... um uh… CREATIONS (for a small fee of course)

[@saafi9723]

-Bleeding skeletons -Bleeding gargoyle -Bleeding ghost "It just works"

[@jakubgrzybek6181]

Bleeding elemental

[@pineappleproductions1696]

Bleeding tree?

[@TheTexasDice]

Don't Fallout 4's bleeding robots.

[@groggod666]

KONO BLEEDING DA

[@lovely-0009]

thats how mafia works

[@j.t.1280]

"Your honor, I never killed this man" "Then who did?" "The bullet."

[@convolutedpeppercorn1078]

Alec Baldwin moment

[@bruh-im7gi]

@@convolutedpeppercorn1078Lmao wasn't expecting that joke to come up

[@HellishSpoon]

i don't kill people my sword does!

[@captainphasma1714]

targe of the blooded

[@rorrim0]

@@HellishSpoon In a world of magic claiming your sword was possessed is probably a legitimate defense.

[@MrThezyga]

3:19 the fact that this guy even bothered to sync the music to buying shows how quality this channel is

[@cademiksek6769]

And the dragon shaking its head in time with Snake Eater. Incredible stuff, really

[@bislord1368]

damn i didint even notice that i guess the little details matter most

[@ЛюбительДиалектики]

And in 1:40 too

[@cinnamontoast1586]

There is a lot more things synced to music in his videos, even edit jumps, sounds in game, etc. Gotra be inspired by ds3 bosses

[@Tabby3456]

Me: ...and that is how the dragonborn ate 50 bowls of soup in the middle of the fight against mirrak, Alduin, and Harkon, without killing anyone Son: Wow!

[@NominalPhoenix]

This comment is missing approximately 1.5 billion likes.

[@cwp2175]

@@3g53-f3b What kid doesn't eat soup?

[@wanderingluck6593]

@@cwp2175 Some don't like veggie soup sadly

[@oortcloudproductions2658]

soup is the best

[@tiacat11]

Son: But Daddy, if the dragonborn didn't kill anyone, how did he stop them? Me: Well, Son, it turns out, they all coincidentally suffered a freak accident, right as the Dragonborn was getting ready to spare them! Amazing, huh? Son: ...But- Me: That's enough, time for bed. Son: But Dad- Me: BED.

[@KyrieFortune]

How to Pacifist Skyrim: 1. Drink lots of soup 2. Beat the shit out of Serana 3. Bend the laws of the universe 4. Gravity

[@miss_bec]

Tell me, Kyrie. Do you believe in gravity?

[@Shadovw97]

5. 6.Profit

[@goreobsessed2308]

1.5 beed enemies out including ice monsters and skeletons somehow

[@combativeThinker]

Bec Nice JoJo reference.

[@adrianprzybysz6621]

And shield. Don't forget about shield.

[@coltoncroft2222]

Me: "You should really upgrade your stamina." ymfah: "tImE fOr SoUp"

[@TeemoQuinton]

soup better

[@teacup4561]

How did you make forty minutes feel like ten

[@shad0wcookie993]

Teacup4561 Illusion 100

[@boldone66]

@@shad0wcookie993 94*

[@zecroene4275]

Because he's the best youtuber

[@aeroblaziken4145]

4x Speed 🤷

[@blaze-uo5pm]

Ehem 39:4- *FUS RO JA'H*

[@ClipsInc.]

Next How to beat skyrim without playing skyrim

[@ZeroZForce]

Todd Howard wants to know your location

[@ClipsInc.]

Zegamer lol

[@Grugh]

Skyrim AFK addition £24.99

[@stupidjerx4155]

J u s t watch on the yt, ez

you can install skyrim on doom and play skyrim there. you will still technically be playing doom and won't count.

[@ThePastaBolognese]

Arngeir: B-but your destiny as dragonborn is to kill Alduin! Couldn't you just let that one kill pass? Snake Eater: I'M A TRUE PACIFIST

[@ПростоПользователь-ц7ч]

*FriskUndertaleTruePacifist736 likes it*

[@surrk1057]

Просто Пользователь Even Frisk had to kill a person in the end. Games are so cruel.

[@ПростоПользователь-ц7ч]

@@surrk1057 But in the end of battle, you MAY spare Asgore. (Flowey kills him tho, but it doesn't matter.)

[@surrk1057]

ymfah: Does it count tho?

[@ПростоПользователь-ц7ч]

@@surrk1057 nah. u spared him, by pressing MERCY.

[@LinkTheHero]

You forgot to beat the Hearthfire questline. That house needs building and those orphans need a parent.

[@trigger_segfault]

Now defending your loved ones from the frequent trolls, bandits, dragons, skeevers, necromancers-next-door, giants, wolves, bears, and spouse kidnappings. That would be great.

[@The-Omega-Blade]

@@trigger_segfault Just give the kids Deadric Daggers, for whatever reason they'll fight with a dagger and all childen can be given either any Dagger or a wooden sword (???) so watch the new In-Training Dragonborns bully the hell out of a random dragon.

[@mymrrandomguyy]

This should be interred in the National Archives for how culturally significant it is. All these memes from past and present, used in a montage of everlasting hilarity, while also displaying one of the most loved games of all time in "full", and promoting peace. Why not?

[@kingpin6736]

Other than beating your waifu with a wooden sword until she gets knocked out

[@staff97]

agree samdolph my dude

[@KenyDark0509]

@@kingpin6736 small price for salvation

[@elliottbow2819]

‘promoting peace’ >beats people to death with a shield >constantly beats people and paralyzes them >forces others to kill their allies yep, peace has been promoted

[@TeemoQuinton]

@@elliottbow2819 That last part is DISTINCTLY American.

[@Canwegettosubscribers-nk8nn]

Elder Scrolls Elder Scrolls 2: Sons of Solitude Elder Scrolls 3: Soul Eater Elder Scrolls 4: Bows of the Stormcloaks Elder Scrolls 5: The Phantom Thane

[@roach9397]

Couldn’t these have been somewhat relevant to each of their respective games. Sons of Daggerfall or Wayrest for instance? Why is everything a Skyrim joke?

[@MikeDoesRandomThings]

@@roach9397 So... Elder Scrolls Elder Scrolls 2: Sons of Daggerfall Elder Scrolls 3: Morrow Eater Elder Scrolls 4: Swords of the Oblivion Elder Scrolls 5: The Arrow of Pain Elder Scrolls 6: Hammerfells Revengance

[@revatronprime4120]

@@MikeDoesRandomThings god I hope es 6 is in hammerfell

[@Jekail]

@@revatronprime4120 i think its set in valenwood

[@DIEGhostfish]

Elder Scrolls 3 Scrib Eater.

[@Luminous_Wind]

that skeleton smacking Serana on the back of the head made me laugh way too hard

[@SilverHedgehog1999]

How to pacifist: They all bled out, I didn't kill em

[@mettatonneo1147]

“This is Snake. I’m in a box.”

[@seaman481]

Its amazing that there is always some stupid workaround to not get a kill. It just works :)

[@saafi9723]

"Always" you didn't finish the video...

[@LegDayLas]

tell that to Alduin

[@DIEGhostfish]

Alduin's not truly killable. He just got sent back to daddy.

[@Tekh09]

You know, in retrospect, having Alduin as your only kill would've been true to the MGS3 experience. Alduin: Kill me, Jack.

[@swedishvampire343]

Absolute legend

[@junoguten]

>pacifist >free exotic waifu from bondage >beat partner unconscious with wooden stick on several occasions John Lennon, is that you, buddy?

[@poofbomb-minecraftmore1883]

Lenin? He beat OUR waifu?? *cocks gun*

[@S1bv]

"Our" *communism at its finest*

[@alja343]

unlike our Dragonborn here, you sure went in for the kill

[@ProtocolDroidHK47]

Ulfric Stormcloak: *Attempting to escape Solitude after killing the High King.* Gate Guard: I'm 'bout to save this man's whole career.

[@EntropicMalevolence]

Dragonborn: *Bout to get his head lobbed off by a big fuck off axe* Alduin: "I'm about to end my whole career"

[@mah1na]

They can't hurt Uncle Rogvir! Tell them he didn't do it!

[@itspurplepaw6163]

@@mah1na *apparently they can*

[@nathan24-_-2]

I gotta say, the music choices for this video is really nice I think my favourite ones were the MGS and Deja Vu remixes. Pls link your music

[@Lothar445]

It's in the description.

[@sosukeaizen7028]

Impressive, but can you beat Hearthfire as a pacifist?

[@LEO_M1]

That's asking for a bit much, dontcha think?

[@joxfon]

The real question is: can you beat Herthfire as a warmonger?

[@Y-all-mofos-need-Talos]

Beat Hearthfire as a Bosmer inside The Green Pact.

[@elijahbzusbsbzhzh9443]

@Gromm wrong channel bud

[@hazeltree7738]

Can you beat Dark Souls 3 without killing? In under 10 seconds with no armor and minimum health.

[@mwwill5465]

*So this is Shield Hero!*

[@zero123429759]

With the lack of slaves

[@reeser.8429]

@@zero123429759 The line between followers in Skyrim and slaves is a very thin one.

[@reeser.8429]

@Jhonny They're also sworn to carry my burdens.

[@makuru2100]

Only thing missing is the KFC girl

[@snow-uv5wv]

Tate no yusha

[@JRexRegis]

"Oh no your honor, I didn't kill him. You see, I only pushed him off the ledge, he died when he hit the ground." "Now that's an ironclad defense. Not Guilty!"

[@fixyourposture6959]

uses supernatural force to throw someone off a ledge to die a brutal death of shattered bones Doesn’t count as your kill

[@intergalactichumanempire9759]

But if an all-knowing God kills some guy? Your kill.

[@cal276]

Gravity killed him not you. Loophole!

[@Sypaka]

"Murder"? We don't say that here. We call that: "Assisted Suicide"

[@intergalactichumanempire9759]

@@Sypaka Jeffery_Epstein.exe

[@JRexRegis]

"Oh no your honor, I didn't kill him. You see, I only pushed him off the ledge, he died when he hit the ground." "Now that's an ironclad defense. Not Guilty!"

[@skyline2601]

The undead doesn't count because he was dead already.

[@wai6886]

Omae wa mo shindeiru

[@rodache7200]

but they are UNdead

[@skyline2601]

@@rodache7200 Undead means dead, but acts as if alive.

[@rodaassassina7013]

@Student And what if you kill a vírus? (if dont understand... Uncle google is there)

[@LegDayLas]

@@skyline2601 no, undead means "not"dead.

[@A9YearsOldNOTYouTuber]

The Elder Scroll 6 better be louder than this one.

[@ItsJustSparrow]

This is the greatest Skyrim video to ever be posted on KZbin. *Change My Mind.*

[@tommydapolkadot]

I love how this has no replies. Nobody could think of a way to change your mind.

[@sen7826]

A true pacifist here: . kzbin.info/www/bejne/oaDXgYani9Vnq7c . But yea, this video was grand as well...

[@PunkZombie1300]

Have you seen his newest one?

[@Arkansym]

I keep coming back to this. Lately, I started watching them every day to few days. They're incredibly well edited, tell a great narrative, and have great music selection.

[@blueshell292]

Serana is trying to help you in combat. *Let's fix that with a controlled shock.*

[@SinHurr]

Bonkai

[@the-art-of-whoopinyobehind6666]

*Directed by Todd Howard*

[@thedragon7041]

So no one told you life was gonna be this way....

[@catsareyes6446]

It would be perfect if “Hey, you’re financially awake.” played everytime a character recovers from paralysis.

[@Manly-Tears]

"You're awake, how 'bout that."

[@deffdefying4803]

"You're financially awake" My debts have been paid

[@dysphoria_1.040]

F I N A N C I A L L Y A W A K E

[@bobbymonboy]

Wait, but... it says you didn't complete the "Dragonslayer" quest. Did you *really* beat the game...? Incredible gameplay regardless, though! Didn't know about a lot of these tricks.

[@MirrorOfEmotions]

@Lucas Duque And an attack from a fire atronach?

[@gildeddrake1479]

@Lucas Duquewhat if you fire an arrow at him and load warp while the arrow is in the air ?

[@junorequiem7199]

Don't think Fire Atronach would work, it's still not the players, and the arrow would probably de-spawn once you warp out

[@doom87er]

@@junorequiem7199 in addition to the fact that hitting him with your arrow is still your kill regardless of whether or not you're present

[@patrickaherne1274]

the quality of this video is insane, i have to say it.

[@tylertate3584]

The “time paradox” is my favorite bit if ymfah’s

[@PaperFlare]

So in the Ordinator skill tree overhaul (one of EnaiSiaon's EXCELLENT skyrim overhaul mods), this is actually a viable playstyle of the speechcraft skilltree. You get perks that allow you to constantly buff allies in combat, befriend animals (and buff them as well with unique buffs depending on what type of animal), and even reduce enemy defenses - all at the "cost" of you being unable to actually fight yourself. The "Bard" (and animal companion) trees in Speechcraft are SUPER fun. I recommend anyone and everyone check out Ordinator (and all of EnaiSiaon's mods).

[@DarkxShadowxZeta]

37:52 That was the saddest punch I've ever seen.

[@SirIkaros]

27:27 level 1 crook 27:30 level 50 boss

[@ACZaciek]

Thats How mafia work

[@simonblusk6900]

I love this video so much. I rewatch it every few months. Its just how everything clicks perfectly and the eight melodies at the end. God, I love this video.

[@teal_m_101]

What I learnt: "It's not murder if they bleed to death"

[@PeoplePhobia47]

but officer!

[@charlie-michener]

I love all your skyrim videos dude, the jokes are all funny and your subtitle commentary shtick always cracks me up - not to mention the ideas are insane and the execution even more so. The music gives me a severe case of nostalgia and I guess basically I'm just glad that you and sorenova bring quality skyrim content to the table that dips its toes into other games and communities. That's all 👌💕

[@nighttimeserenity2447]

Everyone knows that the key to a good episode's ending.. Is to kill a hated Npc; Like Heimskr. May the Ground you walk on, Quake as you pass.. Immortal Dovahkiin!

[@julianb188]

your music taste is on point

[@nicholasdavis5393]

I'm totally going to make a wooden sword with paralysis in my next play through, gonna call it the sleep stick.

[@richardlionerheart1945]

Id call it the night night stick

[@Maryish]

The time and effort into making this, with the memes are amazing. A+ to you sir

[@tirelipinponchiwawa9368]

Dovahkiin: I've never killed anyone, i actually found a way to defeat the worst calamities without killing them directly. Also dovahkiin: Beats the shit out of people until death with a shield, beats the shit out of Serana et Frea and force people to kill themselves.

[@orcrist7847]

you seriously deserve way more subs..that's some prime editing and meme-ing

[@lord_planc]

"I 'killed' everything to kill Alduin"

[@someguy6191]

Wow few times I was sure it wasn't possible but with glitches I didn't know existed (or how they were used) you did it, nice job dude.

[@riverin66]

9:36 that should have been the trailer for dawnguard

[@coolfeet1]

Something happens where you basically can't not get the kil Me: I's fine, it doesn't count Him: Well yes, but actually no

[@joaox1934]

19:00 oh my good lord, every time I watch this it becomes more funny

[@martonstrenner1937]

same here

[@jonazzz4821]

35:02 I wasnt ready for that Earthbound ost feels T_T

[@alainbcdefghijk]

Wears only helmet. Gets hit by enemy. Heavy armor level goes up. iT JuST wOrKS.

[@singhit7881]

ymfah: * Wears nothing * Game: *HEAVY ARMOR INCREASED*

[@ramonsvzofficial]

He's using heavy armor gauntlets, boots and helmet

[@TydayusTalon]

This is by far my favorite video on KZbin lol Skyrim meets Metal Gear is something that keeps me coming back to it

[@jordanf00]

How to beat Skyrim without killing anybody, but everyone dies.

[@Shft-T4b]

If the pacifist series of playthroughs has taught me anything... its that a good pacifist gets others to kill for them, turns friends and allies against each other, makes their enemies bleed to death in agony, or lets gravity decide whether people live or die.

[@talsubach5979]

In order to avoid breaking his vow of pacifism* the dragonborn threw Alduin off a cliff.

[@peterdubinsky5389]

The intro music is soooooooo fucking satisfying. Snake eater will always be next level both in song and in game

[@nathan24-_-2]

Doth thine eyes deceive me or is this a ymfah video

[@peppercrow]

That "Ship Shape" music gives me nightmares of ship shaping... excellent video by the way :)

[@Yuki_5431]

I love the little, "bonk!" when Serana gets stunned.

[@michaeltaylor8698]

Skyrim guard: you're the worst Dragonborn I've ever heard of Ymfah: but you have heard of me

[@NostraFnDamus]

Now do it on Legendary difficulty

[@anrezy]

OMG the skill of editing. Subscribed!

[@WackyPants]

i love how you put quotations around the kill in the diagram for the pacifist runs

[@BakedPotatoYT1]

Roses are red, Vampires hate sun, *You are carrying too much to be able to run.*

[@jlinus7251]

Goddamn this level of quality content should not go underappreciated!

[@nam_sonz]

I like how he knows what to do in EVERY run

[@thewonderfulshrimp3029]

Worth the wait for sure

[@Chunky_doggo]

technically killing alduin is the age old situation of "one life for that of many" and basically i see killing him in a pacifist run the best ending cause the game keeps telling you that losing the fight is the end of the world, and we want the least amount of death right?

[@МюмлаМю]

Чувак, ты гений. Или просто поехавший. Или всё же гений. Но полностью поехавший))) но в любом случае, это было очень круто!

[@Raystopmotions]

imagine being miraak, anticipating the dovahkiin for an epic battle, but he instead ate 5 fucking bowls of soup and beat the shit out of his dragon

[@johnworkman3950]

Dark Brotherhood without killing anyone. Ultimate challenge.

[@MoonPatch]

Wouldn't it be impossible because of the abandoned shack scenario? Unless it's possible to frenzy Astrid and get her to kill one of the hostages without failing the quest Or to somehow skip the scene where you have to finish off Astrid at the end of the questline Those are really the only 2 big hurdles, everything else is just frenzy guards to do it for you

[@puissantcroissant3926]

he just released that last week, ur wish has been fulfilled

[@spybrosgaming6632]

I love this channel intros are always so hype for the vid

[@windigoking]

I didn’t realize how useful frenzy was.

[@taylormotyl5085]

"Get the platinum chip" I'm dead lol

[@lokyuxuan5853]

Man, watching this with Dark Souls knowledge is nice

[@naterodriguez993]

This is probably the greatest thing I've seen, I love your edits man!

[@marnsdnfois7006]

Where there's a will there's a way.

[@BrokenHeartedVS]

Skyrim is a completely perfect game that has no glitches or exploits.

[@ScreachHiensburg]

I like to imagine that the wooden sword isn't actually enchanted, but rather you just bonk your allies on the head hard enough that they go unconscious anyways.

[@fariszakimy]

Lore-friendly

[@TheAssassin642]

Deepest lore

[@taylenseeley6188]

@@fariszakimy it is indeed one of very few things in the elder scrolls that are actually straight up reality friendly.

[@Manly-Tears]

*b O n K*

[@akrobeau]

@@taylenseeley6188 it’s not actually, because if you’re unconscious for more than a few minutes you’re dead.

[@TheUrbanLegend]

"I'm coming with you whether you like it or not" *Draws the Stick*

[@TheUrbanLegend]

*to which i now see plenty of others already said this*

[@xxthexboxnoobxx4174]

*bug oof lad*

[@boldone66]

Obi Wan: *draws lightsaber* I will do what I must

[@zeroomega3781]

@@boldone66 PATROL THE THOOOOOOOOOOT

[@davemorris6863]

Bonk*

[@theairhiker4781]

How to Pacifist Skyrim *turns skyrim into a free for all war zone*

[@namelesslad5803]

That's not what The Boss wanted

[@shrek6723]

@@namelesslad5803 *Well, that's how mafia works, son, so deal with it.*

[@diel6755]

Todd howard battlegrounds

[@dariusgarious6985]

Isn't it already a ffa war zone?

[@mahn3580]

The best battle royale

[@Mekelaina]

Serana: "im gonna fight too" dragonborn: *pulls out the sleep baton*

[@rorya01ok37]

The belt

[@StonksNZ]

*Button.

[@Mekelaina]

@@StonksNZ Baton (n) A baton or truncheon is a roughly cylindrical club made of wood, rubber, plastic or metal. It is carried as a compliance tool and defensive weapon by law-enforcement officers, correctional staff, security guards and military personnel.

[@big924]

All of you are small brain, it’s the night night club

[@krackedupkrabers5372]

Big 9 actually, it’s called a night night wack wack

[@CrystaTiBoha]

Spiked shield - the ultimate secret assassin's weapon that not even the game recognizes as a killing instrument, that runs on tomato soup.

[@Cloudthrow]

CrystaTiBoha I was gonna like this comment, but it’s currently at “666”

[@xxthexboxnoobxx4174]

Super Kami Guru oof

[@PeoplePhobia47]

@@Cloudthrow you are bad-guy, but this does not mean you are bad guy

[@xxthexboxnoobxx4174]

Glovebox of the year agreed

[@samuraijack5919]

Is it a bug or a feature? Bethesda: Yes

[@MrLachapell]

Yes, also we bundled Fallout 76 with that response

[@SiGLoORiGiN]

It's a featured bug

[@prydzen]

@@SiGLoORiGiN its a bugged feature

[@Rapteh]

It just works

[@AntoninusPius100]

Lmaooooo

[@joebenzz]

Ymfah: "No Officer, i didn't kill anyone. Look killcount is 0" Game: "Ok"

[@arctrog]

it wasn't me officer, it was the one armed man!

[@tiburonpereze]

Serana:"Im coming with you, like it or not" Dovahkiin: . ...... (Equips wooden sword)

[@nice3333333333]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/mHynlYeVo96Da5Y

[@bluejmp]

Serana: "at least were getting closer" Snake: equips wooden sword *Thunk* Serana falls over

[@ThxRealUnknown]

Someone needs some paddeling

[@CrystaTiBoha]

*The Best Is Yet To Come starts playing* "Serana-con, do you think that love can bloom on the battlefield?"

[@indisputable3]

I hate Serana. In the quest where you had to go inside Castle Volkihar after the moondial, I opened the chain door, walked through, and closed it behind me so Serana wouldn't be able to follow me and ruin my stealth. Screw Serana.

[@therappingrooster8]

This is cool but how do you start with the firebombs and the master key?

[@1337ofDiscreet1]

XD

[@quentincasort9640]

NO HE'LL SUBTITLE IN COMIC SANS

[@andythompson1998]

Thief class and he bought the firebombs from ZeroLenny®

[@trashycannoey]

@@quentincasort9640 comicc sauss

[@zealsynth8610]

Perfect

[@MarcoYolo]

The Elder Scrolls 5: _Sweet Roll Eater_

[@stevenbills2600]

Elder scrolls 6: the phantom menace

[@FireballZora]

Let me guess, someone stole your sweetroll...

[@shadowshinobin8641]

Let me guess some one ate your sweet role

[@Mij_Yekvad]

More like: The Elder Scrolls 5: Milk Drinker

[@shadowshinobin8641]

@@Mij_Yekvad haha I'm dead *Skyrim : the scrolls of sneaking*

[@nivolord]

I like how not wearing armor wasn't even part of the challenge, but you did it anyway because it looks funny.

[@MoonPatch]

The enemies might hurt themselves if you wore armor! Come on, be more considerate

[@amineabdz]

most likely for the stamina boost

[@potatochiknug1258]

Fluffy Fluff yes

[@poutineausyropderable7108]

He couldado the restoration glitches and just got infinte health. So yeah. He did it

[@GastNdorf]

Also because he's *Naked* Snake. (and yeah pacifist runs are a big deal in MGS if you search for the link in between)

[@Manly-Tears]

19:45 "omg why would keeper do this" 23:43 "omg why would Vyrthur do this" 38:39 "omg why would Alduin do this"

[@Otakupatriot117]

I can't believe you committed suicide. *I cannot believe you committed suicide.*

[@convolutedpeppercorn1078]

@@Otakupatriot117 ahh yes, the pinnacle of acting