How to Pickup Smokeshows - Goalie Smarts Ep. 9

[@GuillaumeDuclair]

Don't worry guys, I hired her from Craigslist. Next episode: kzbin.info/www/bejne/jouolIGCa7meaac

[@SharonEvansrs7]

Guillaume Duclair what is your opinion on female goalies? Curious.

[@williamlamonica9358]

This rink is in massachutsd

[@myotiswii]

Ah, I was wondering how you got a girl to agree being in the video :)

[@brightdesklamp1226]

“A big Salad and a backwards CCM hat screams, I am a hockey player, sit on my face.” 😂👌🏼

[@thomasmccarthy6289]

BrightDeskLamp GET YOUR OWN NAME YOU COPIER!!!!!

[@helixshark1753]

BrightDeskLamp I read that as soon as he said that 😂

[@hockeynumber28]

funny af ....rock the lettuce

[@nickpreenan373]

"There's no point in playing hockey unless everyone knows it" ahahahaha

[@hockeyguy5984]

Casually tosses a skate into the wash

[@BSBSPSensGirl88]

Girl goalie here watching this channel for the first time. Judging by the title of the video, I thought I’d be rolling my eyes. I was wrong and this is hysterical!

[@oddjonsson2815]

Playing high school hockey in a nutshell

[@personM4N]

This will be easy "Step 1: don't smell like ass" ...shit

[@Alex-tp5ci]

"yo that kid pulls" haha

[@chad4482]

STEP 4. MAKE - SHIT - UP! THE RINK IS NOW A SWIMMING POOL

[@jmay2816]

This is the single best video involving hockey ever created 😂

[@josephfulgencio9634]

Does the girl will come in with the shirt ?

[@johnnys7875]

Hope not.

[@isaiahaquilario1213]

What?

[@trickshotcentrul4773]

Lol

[@nathan1252]

lol

[@y0ta.fanb0i]

Dude... I love your weirdness! It's a true goalie statement and I'm glad you brought it through😌

[@retro_shane3836]

3:47. Montreal Wanderers In A Nutshell

[@austinbutler8090]

True on the washing the equipment. But what I found works is steaming the gear

[@philswiftsmemes3896]

I was going to like the video until I saw the Boston Bruins Jersey

[@williamlamonica9358]

Phil Swift Here For Flex Tape your groos

[@raliguerk]

Did your team lose to many games against us

[@cliffordfarley30]

2:43 “I play hockey, sit on my face” lol!

[@hunterjohnson4635]

I started dying when you talked about flow and CCM backwards ccm hat

[@Turbulence333]

This is the truest shit I’ve ever seen 😂😂

[@mitchellman32]

"Is that oizza..?" "THAT'SMINE!!"

[@thekidnaji6891]

2:55 I played at that rink at a tournament about a month ago lol

[@littleedobermann5327]

Here are ten extra tips for dating women: 1)When it comes down to dating or going out on a date, be yourself, mean every little thing you say and live by it. Do not contradict yourself once when discussing anything. 2)Of course, do not smell like shit. 3)More importantly, metaphorically speaking of course, draw a line in the sand and if she dares to cross that line with "feelings" (basically taking advantage of you by playing the "oh I like you" or "I care for you" bullshit). DO NOT FALL FOR IT. 4) Be creative, however, do not spend vast amounts of money to please a woman. 5)Keep it simple, if you can't impress a girl without trying, she's simply not "the one." 6)Be optimistic as f*** because women are horribly pessimistic and moody. Also, call women on their bullshit because princess needs a reality check every other week. 7)If she says "I love you" after 2 weeks of dating or even 2 months, pursue with caution. The "L word" should not be passed around as if its candy. 8)If she thinks you're "boring," all you have to say is "enjoy the little things you prick. For example, like me even listening and paying attention to you." 9)If your date dares to check her phone once during a date, this is the deal breaker. Simply no, especially if it's a first date. 10) Above all else, and this tip is up for debate. DO NOT GET "ATTACHED" UNTIL SURPASSING A MINIMUM OF 1-2 YEARS OF DATING EACH OTHER. Prepare for breakups and have it on the back of your mind. Always prepare for the worst and hope for the best. Happy hunting kids.

[@borismuller86]

Some pretty amazingly shit advice there.

[@beandip742]

I played at that rink!! Lawrence Mass home of the Junior Valley Warriors :)

[@miguelserra5759]

LMAO I’ve used the away game excuse so many times

[@bradley4854]

This is shot in my home state MA

[@MaximilianKlotz]

high five from a goalie...this is just so awesome!!! subbd

[@GuillaumeDuclair]

Thanks bro!

[@tarz0216]

This guy deserves so much more followers 😂

[@crookedcorey]

Just found this dude, found this particular video fairly humorous.

[@krusify5888]

Was that original clip in enfield?

[@robertwinter0]

Is that the Lawrence Valley Forum?

[@Zip_zie]

Bob Winter yea lmao

[@connorpellerin6624]

Hahahaha the old Lawrence Valley Forum I haven’t seen that place since midget hockey 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭

[@Twin4221]

If she does come to your game, then afterwards call a cab. You'll at least smell better than the driver.

[@fuziongaming1670]

What rink is that I play there I think

[@jakev9987]

Where is this rink because I think I've played here

[@johanwia4795]

Is this video in pickering cuase i been there i usally live in sweden

[@yogiblog2343]

This is so god damn good! Love it!

[@allenshea8532]

You live in Massachusetts!!!!!!! Go Bruins

[@borgo9599]

Is that the rink in Lawrence Massachusetts or near there

[@bullzeye3d1]

Wow I would treat that gorgeous woman like a queen! She is a knockout!

[@hashferg7464]

bullzeye3d1 simp

[@MrCameron165]

Yo is that the Lawrence valley forum?

[@dannyroughan2795]

Is that the Lawrence rink??

[@ethanmixon4232]

i love these videos

[@AndrewK0432]

Sold me with the Bruins jersey

[@willbeaton_]

Dude that’s my fav rink

[@cd2554]

Yoooooooo this is in Lawrence Mass

[@nickspinale264]

is that the lawrence rink

[@upper4333]

I play at that same rink. Lawrence Valley Forum

[@jacobsantagati9384]

Are you at the Valley Forge

[@aquilbeyah276]

Jacob Santagati wait he lives in New Jersey

[@callumscott989]

I recognize that rink😂😂

[@adamgerry1624]

I’ve played in that rink soooooo many times

[@adamjohnston3550]

Hey do how to hit someone. Love your vids

[@dalelinabury913]

Hilarious!!! Subbed! Wish you had more vids to watch though.

[@GuillaumeDuclair]

+xX SoccerSoccer39 Xx I appreciate that! We're working on several episodes at the moment they're difficult to write

[@CodyStranger]

Lacrosse Players have to fight me off too

[@Evanwilliamson_]

RiderNation2k15 rush is bad

[@corycoulter7967]

👎

[@ZachBroughton]

Evan Williamson umm... when was the last time you even checked their record?

[@keatensandy9190]

Rush, Georgia, and bandits are my favourite teams

[@jackfetkovich7226]

Hey Nick just an idea but what if you reposted all of season one videos on this channel? Just so that they are all in one place? Also, (just a suggestion) you should make a video about buying equipment and like make fun of all the brands, prices, etc. Just think that you could make that very funny THX

[@GuillaumeDuclair]

+Jack Hess I thought about it, but didn't want 2 versions of both episodes out there. There is a Goalie Smarts playlist here: kzbin.info/aero/PL6x4sWhmKAwkjSs_loQG0XZRYlWq4rDmy I've thought of something like that! Definitely a potential episode

[@lucasrozmus9388]

Use Lysol if you want to keep your shit clean. I use it and it works well

[@Sammydx1]

IS THAT PIZZA ? ITS MINE ! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

[@thecardking3999]

Wow! You're a little cap to me. I'm always at the Lawrence rink

[@brookiebrooke7246]

Puck bunny...lol

[@tyallen9127]

Hundred percent agree

[@jacobsantagati9384]

I mean are you at the valley form

[@trevorblaszczyk2687]

step two: make your laces on your sweatshirt the same length.

[@boland73]

Damn who's the rocket and how'd you pull that? Or is she your buddy's sister?

[@jeremygreiss2061]

Michael Boland Let's go devils

[@karlkeates8140]

Sharks won last night so yay

[@WhoreHey02]

Oreoman74 16 lol 3-0

[@karlkeates8140]

🐟

[@gabbygarant-grenon4911]

I don't have twitter can I have a shirt? I love your videos they are so funny!!!

[@nateanderson8256]

I’ve played at that rink before

[@jaylenporter9979]

I play at this rink all the time

[@maxbecker3316]

Yo hmu I practice at that rink wanna chill sometime

[@sweatyballsboys1920]

I play at the rink you filmed at all the time

[@drbl1499]

Was the P4 actually 700 bucks?

[@GuillaumeDuclair]

+Den Sevostyanov I got my set a while ago so I don't remember tbh. I'm pretty sure that number is exaggerated but it was expensive

[@QuinnMcGlone]

Do those shirts come with a girl?😂

[@madisonsworld8894]

I wish

[@psty19]

Oh wow that's the lawrence valley forum lol

[@kingveng3ful778]

Dude this guy is at the rink in my town

[@zanalberici8726]

I know what arena that is!!!!! It’s the valley forum

[@carterallen6252]

If I buy a shirt does the girl come with it???

[@aleccampbell6980]

breh u wearing roshes u can pull shit lmao

[@BSBSPSensGirl88]

Whatever you do, don’t shower with yourself in Axe after playing. In fact, doing nothing is better than Axe! Haha

[@northstarracing18d-4d]

Haha I know where exactly that rink is lol ill just say it's in Iowa won't say exactly where

[@sarahpupillo3947]

Lets go blues

[@kyzrxx7074]

woah I play at that rink a lot

[@danieltreuherz8752]

Quality

[@MagicofKeelanWendorf]

Haha this was perfect

[@mudpine2535]

Very nice of your sister to be in the thumbnail.

[@Icehockeypros]

MORE

[@hockeynumber28]

locker room talk: "telling crazy sex stories that never happened" sounds like all my boys from the prestigious ACHA!! the Ahhh Cha baby

[@lordbeter3852]

Oh shit I know this rink bruh

[@joer7946]

Lord Beter hayden your gay

[@rileyaltarui4560]

This works for players too

[@sarahruth7920]

I'm a girl but my still am amused

[@davids5341]

I play at this rink

[@lukesistek]

David's vlogs same

[@mikeabdoo3344]

holy shit that rink is 2 minutes away from my house

[@lukesistek]

Mike Abdoo same lol

[@mooncricket2311]

it looks eerily similar to the plex hiwire in irmo, south carolina where the university of South Carolina gamecocks play college hockey

[@lukesistek]

Wil McMillan it’s the Lawrence valley forum

[@Sammydx1]

Is that pizza ? Hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahh

[@moosetracks656]

lacrosse players wish they had our swag lool

[@kaegancarroll6600]

Tbh you look like auston Matthews

[@scorpionkingjr8935]

he look like jonathan toews

[@scorpionkingjr8935]

or weber

[@adurimanidhar3857]

All hot girls are heeere => twitter.com/18ea2fb0c568e8cb5/status/837545169712865281

[@kingerrr-]

ur dumb

[@overlookedtyrant1459]

Are you stupid

[@jonathankeefe3624]

I play there

[@spencermichl6944]

2:07 his sweater strings bother me

[@noooooo43]

it is true we are crazy people

[@sup6921]

I've played I. This rink

[@Shawn-xd6oh]

I have the same skates as this guy

[@NecridLovesU]

so fucking true

[@BlackFireCowboy]

Ayy bruins fan

[@moneyman1779]

Yay us goalies

[@chrisaprile5338]

Lawrence rink

[@OneMoreDay33]

That’s why I wear a capitals sweatshirt