People get aggressive with that adorable no-stick sometimes.
@DonatoMaster10 Жыл бұрын
@@Jack-tu5zf Imagine the no-stick being a bat, and you hit them so hard on the head that their brain breaks lol
@vitowidjojo7038 Жыл бұрын
That no stick will absolutely spice up the game.
@Yes-683_zxc Жыл бұрын
The rules are the same as regular chess, except for these changes.
@yuvrajshekhawat8667 Жыл бұрын
For a refresher of those rules check out this video
@thewatcherinthecloud Жыл бұрын
En passant is not allowed. *bonks with no-stick
@saltysalt844 Жыл бұрын
2:08 non native english speaker: i have no such weakness
@madman7757 Жыл бұрын
0:58 - I just realised all the lyrics "When a moon hits your eye like a big..." are one syllable.
@pixelartkid7965 Жыл бұрын
Me too
@masterimbecile Жыл бұрын
That’s a moray!
@phillipminer3554 Жыл бұрын
The rules are the same as regular poetry except for these changes. For a refresher of those rules, read a book.
@fermata4425 Жыл бұрын
Rules for Neanderthals: The goal of the game is for your team to score the most points. Split your group to make 2 teams of the same size. One team is called Team Glad; the next team is called Team Mad. If you can't split your group this way, one of your group is the judge for the whole game. Sit on all sides of the play space so that no two on the same team touch. Team Glad goes first and that team picks their first word guy (can be guy, girl, or what have you, I will use guy from now on 'cause few word good), who puts the word guy point slate in front of them. The team that is left picks their judge if you do not play with one judge for the whole game. The judge must stand next to the word guy in play with the “no!” stick to make sure the rules are met. Set out the cards on the play space and the first word guy picks a side of the cards, gray or bright red, that will be used for the whole game. Set out the sand clock and team point slate. The team that the word guy is not on starts the sand clock and the word guy takes the top card of the deck and tries to get their team to find one of the words on it, but can only say words that can be said with one sound. The small word on the card is worth 1 point while the big phrase is worth 3 points. If your team finds the 1 point word, you say “yes”, then you may place the word in the 1 point space on the word guy point slate or you may try to get your team to find the 3 point phrase. If they find that right then you place the card in the 3 point space. If you skipped the 1 point word and tried to find the 3 point word first and your team finds the 1 point word, then you may place the card down in the one point spot if you want, you do not have to find the 3 point word. You can skip a card if you place it in the 1 less point spot. You may not say a word, or part of a word, or a form of a word that is on the word card, but you may say a word on your card when one who finds has said that word. You can't speak with parts of you that are not your mouth. You can’t use sounds like or rhymes with or start glyphs or short forms. You can’t use tongues that are not your own. If you break a rule, then the judge hits you with the “no!” stick. You must then place the card in play in the 1 less point spot on the word guy point slate. If one feels the judge hit them wrong, they shout “wait” then the sand clock is turned on its side and the word guy can plead their case. The group then picks what to do with the card. Once the sand clock runs out, the word guy's turn ends and you may not score points for their finds. If a card had been found with at least its 1 point word, then that card still scores. A card that has not been found is put to the side. Move all the cards on the word guy point slate to their spots for each word guy on the team point slate. Once all have been the word guy once, the game ends and each team adds their points on the team point slate to get their score. The team with the most points wins. The team that wins may choose to pick their 3 most liked cards they won, then to draw 1 “Grok’s words of love and sad” card. They pick how the 3 cards go and read the word group, with the word or phrase on each card in each blank. Change 1: Turned all times "clock" was said to "sand clock" so you know what kind of clock it is Change 2: Took out the word "other" and put "next" in its place. Thanks kesumod! Change 3: Found one last "guess" and made it "find" like all the ones I had changed.
@abletodoit3051 Жыл бұрын
This is the guy you want on your team for this game
@kesumodachannelwithstuff4213 Жыл бұрын
this is quite good. "other" though, don't quite like. try team two?
@dumblr Жыл бұрын
me caveman. too long, me no understand
@fermata4425 Жыл бұрын
@@dumblr I have no clue what that last word means. Looks like you need the "no!" stick 😏
@Edos512 Жыл бұрын
even expeting the club he could not avoid flinching xD
@username_wish Жыл бұрын
That one friend hitting you with the no club: _1 damage_ The same friend hitting you with the no club after your team loses: _over 9000 damage_
@tango_mondo5751 Жыл бұрын
This is litterally like twitter
@kalvincarld Жыл бұрын
No. Poetry for Neanderthals is trying to say things that make sense using only one-syllable words. Twitter is trying to sound smart using big words that have more than one syllable, and still making no sense.
@mell7249 Жыл бұрын
@@kalvincarld I think you missed the joke, it's about Twitter having a 280 character limit. Though now I guess the whole point of the website doesn't matter since you can pay to write 4000 characters instead.
@satoastz4 ай бұрын
@@mell7249no you both missed the joke. the joke is that twitter will cancel you if you say anything thats is remotely wrong, even if it is not a big deal. the judge will hit you with the no stick if you say anything thats not allowed.
@musicme148 Жыл бұрын
Make a playlist of "Exploding Kittens Games"
@Lrmpa Жыл бұрын
Best Livestream i have ever been in
@ChaosTheSalamander Жыл бұрын
I was wondering if he would show himself getting hit with the stick. I was not disappointed
@Ethan-xl5pb Жыл бұрын
Question : what happens when you dodge the no stick?
@nicooxxdnunez7789 Жыл бұрын
You get stabbed with the no-knife
@tgtdtmaa Жыл бұрын
@@nicooxxdnunez7789 what happens when you dodge the no-knife?
@TheJJStrife Жыл бұрын
@@tgtdtmaa You get shot with the no-gun
@tgtdtmaa Жыл бұрын
@@TheJJStrife What happens if you dodge the no-gun
@phillipminer3554 Жыл бұрын
@@tgtdtmaa Then the No-Drone fires a No-Missile strike on your location.
@pristineHQ Жыл бұрын
Cool!
@TheJJStrife Жыл бұрын
I feel like there should be a rule where, if a rule challenge is successful, the judge should get hit with the No Stick
@michalkloucek473 Жыл бұрын
Do you remember rules of all games you recorded?
@yaplo3774 Жыл бұрын
He probably does not xD
@GoldenFische Жыл бұрын
Is en passant possible?
@marksteele61727 ай бұрын
This is not chess
@kishengounden1891 Жыл бұрын
It's not available in South Africa.
@sheikhbilalahmad2689 Жыл бұрын
One syllable seems hard. One word as cue seems doable
@TheQuark6789 Жыл бұрын
But then you don't sound like a Neanderthal
@sheikhbilalahmad2689 Жыл бұрын
@@TheQuark6789 fair point
@stupid.hamster Жыл бұрын
AND OF COURSE ITS MADE BY THE CREATIRS OF EXPLODING KITTENS
@jadenruanes1858 Жыл бұрын
Exploding Kittens!?
@Spiderblaze-pw7bz Жыл бұрын
I can never understand when he explains the game
@Wertycloud77_YT Жыл бұрын
Wow
@ollllj2 ай бұрын
This game is way too easy in german
@Rose-xu6lq Жыл бұрын
Most points eh?
@Nintendoggy Жыл бұрын
Pretty tough if english is not your primary language.
@theuseraccountname Жыл бұрын
This would be the same as any text-based card game. Different languages can be made.
@rapidfirevestige Жыл бұрын
E
@masterimbecile Жыл бұрын
3:09 where grok’s oil? Long gone to hide. Where grok’s pillow? It flew off in sky. Now Grok have much sad soul. Only mouth can make Grok whole.