How to Ruin Your Chances at a Healthy Relationship

[@rosestar111]

Can we talk about how great their acting is???

[@net_lag]

Yup

[@oneeyedpeet2056]

After a year...I guess not

[@themessynger6096]

Not being in a relationship is the best way to not ruin one.

[@kiyadenham6515]

You. I like you, friend. You get me.

[@themessynger6096]

Yeah, it's sad but true

[@tiffanysmith9770]

amen to that.

[@txrex037]

You’re not wrong😰

[@MiChJeSu22]

*insert roll safe meme*

[@brebytheway]

um the fact that this is just one big twilight zone reference is not what I expected but it definitely is what I needed lol

[@kiyadenham6515]

My Relationship goals: a relationship.

[@txrex037]

Same

[@Dawnshade1]

Amen.

[@lindstheteacher1611]

Same! Super single here.

[@jecolibri1803]

Yaaas! lol, same.

[@q_likes_bugs]

I was going to like your comment but that would change it from 111. I cannot do such a thing. Lol!

[@MadsMovies]

You can tell Jordan really liked “the goals zone” zoom in bit 😂

[@godsoriginal4540]

How to be goals #1 Watch Blimey Cow #2 Watch Blimey Cow #3 Never stop watching Blimey Cow

[@king_noah_2692]

Why do you need #2?

[@isaiahcooper2453]

Amen!

[@SivleFred]

0:58 I’ve always wondered what Josh and Big Head Kid looked like together.

[@chloe8605]

Yesss

[@kiyadenham6515]

Fusion is just a cheap tactic to make weak memes stronger-

[@aloevera3317]

Mustache Josh + BHK = Mr. Satan?

[@ClassicWillL]

okay, this is goals

[@Sven_protector]

Okay, this is epic

[@YoursTrulyChris]

Ladies and Gentlemen... This is officially the best episode of Messy Mondays ever!

[@thebluepacificboys]

Definitely the funniest

[@ethansargent1325]

It's pretty darn awesome!

[@amandabrynn6853]

CHEATING IS THE OPPOSITE OF GOALS. New favorite motto

[@jamesofmanynames8513]

I love how your channel is so funny yet so informational and has useful tips/lessons for people! Literally was inspired to create my own channel with a similar goal after watching you guys for at least a year now!

[@TheCoolB2000]

JamesofManyNames so basically... THEYRE GOALS

[@AmericanDoughnutWizard]

Always knew Satan was a game show host.

[@dustinbuckley8577]

American Doughnut Wizard or that all Game Show Hosts are Satan. One of those two instances.

[@anneshirley2095]

Jordan has finally blessed the world with his Rod Serling impression.

[@elizabethstephens8801]

*IN THE GOALS ZONE- da dun!*

[@ewright8661]

It's between love and hate...

[@Nz-tm3gs]

I really enjoyed this longer form Skit! Its a nice change from your usual format!

[@gracemitchell9747]

Ahhh!! Top 50 I love you Blimey Cow, I've been watching you for around 4-5 years by now and I really appreciate you and your content. 💕 Thank you so much guys, this just made my day!

[@thanks8589]

It is a dimension as vast as space and as timeless as infinity. It is the middle ground between light and shadow, between science and superstition, and it lies between the pit of man's fears, and the summit of his knowledge. This is the dimension of imagination. It is an area which we call ... The Blimey Zone.

[@smileycentralism]

😆

[@FirestoneFilm]

You unlock this door with the key of imagination. Beyond it is another dimension. A dimension of sound. *crash* A dimension of sight. A dimension of mind. You are stepping into a land of shadow and substance, of things and ideas, you’ve just crossed into. . . .the Twilight Zone. *Bun-ba-bah!!!*

[@thanks8589]

@@FirestoneFilm Da de do do Da de do do Da de do do Da de do do Ba BAA

[@jackiesampieri]

🤣🤣🤣

[@ChanningRyan]

The first shall be... ah who am I kidding, I’m not Chris

[@YoursTrulyChris]

If you are not chris... then who are you?

[@mylo2016]

*narrows eyes..* ...Batman..?

[@hannahsutter3147]

That awkward moment when this comment gets more lies than Chris's...

[@YoursTrulyChris]

@@hannahsutter3147 I'm fine with that.

[@thebluepacificboys]

@Mylo27 83 No because I'M BATMAN JK

[@hopew3029]

The sound design in this episode is so wonderful

[@YoursTrulyChris]

Kevin McCreary does a fantastic job every week!

[@hopew3029]

Yours Truly, Chris Right? countless reasons to love that guy, lol

[@TimTheEntertainmentGuy]

True!!!

[@rebekahmartin3289]

Somehow you made this funny even though I didn't grow up watching the Twilight Zone. I love it!

[@maskkeeperduffy9069]

Is that Josh wearing Big Head Kid's wig?

[@yeetus_reetus_deeleetus]

Josh *is* big head kid

[@thebluepacificboys]

No, Big Head Kid is Jordan's second cousin twice removed

[@Areelldee]

I’m gonna have nightmares about the Goals Zone.. 😰😰😰

[@maceyjohnson6035]

this episode is... *goals*

[@TheHatchet2]

Love how jordan's tie is offset. This was well done.

[@thatguitardude4307]

I was getting worried that there would be no Blimey Cow video today! Haha, silly me, worrying about the mighty Blimey Cow production team!

[@BeginningGenesis]

Lol I've been going through all of your videos on how to treat my crush and how to talk and what to talk about. You guys have helped me recognize some things that I should be doing through a Godly way!

[@joshualeonard5208]

This has got to be one of the best episodes ever! Really well done!

[@myriahjoy]

I lost it at "Birthday Cake". XD XD XD Thanks for chasing my cold away, Blimey Cow!!

[@ballisticnate4853]

You guys always find a creative and original way to make a point. It's awesome.

[@gracet.]

I love Twilight Zone and the last monologue was absolutely perfect xD

[@christopher164]

"Well, actually, I don't watch movies, because it feels like such a waste of time." Same, Sara, same.

[@hillaryboyd8059]

We can't take you anywhere without you hating on movies smh 😂

[@christopher164]

@@hillaryboyd8059 it runs through my fingers.

[@streetofdreams4538]

Same, except for some old movies.

[@a.s.8679]

wow, i though i was alone

[@christopher164]

@@a.s.8679 nope!!

[@YoursTrulyChris]

The first shall be whatever....

[@nighttime5585]

And whatever shall be first?

[@hotrapmix]

The first shall be goals!

[@TeaBeeHome]

What will the last be?

[@nevergettingoveryou.8014]

Sapphire Studio no one knows

[@ericvisser5253]

@Yours Truly, Chris are you Christian Justin Y?

[@TLBainter]

I strongly expected the answer to #2 to be "Our wedding video". 😅

[@sierracollins3387]

This whole video was awesome! So well produced. The concept was really clever as well as the script! You guys should make more green screen videos like this!

[@d.c.destiny]

This is honestly one of my favorite episodes of Messy Mondays ever. It’s so well done and has a really great -messyge- message. Not to mention I love the Twilight Zone. 😝 Great job you guys!

[@LovelyKelly645]

The quality production on these newer videos is impressive. You guys are really stepping up your game on this channel. Now THAT is goals!

[@SivleFred]

You get what you goals!

[@serenah8583]

SivleFred You get what you comment. In your case, first. Many people would, if this logic applies, receive hundreds of cartoon hearts.

[@JeremyWS]

I think this is the latest time a Messy Mondays video has ever been posted, I was getting worried. Please don't scare me like that again, you know I can't live without you. I must have my Blimey Cow! Muwhahahahaha lol

[@sloopfan3706]

I know right?

[@its.dragaton]

Except for that one episode about delayed gratification... that one was posted several days late lol

[@hartfartpoptart]

They are making up for all of the ﹰSloppy ﹰSundays.

[@Coolshows101]

I would say that it took them a little bit longer to edit this one with all the special effects, but then again we are in the Twilight Zone!

[@bkang]

It’s ok - I have created a line of brand new weekday names we can use in order to continue enjoying the videos whatever days they are posted on. (This also works for viewers in different nations and time zones!!) Messy Mondays Terrific Tuesdays Wonderful Wednesdays Thankful Thursdays Fabulous Fridays Scintillating Saturdays ...and...I never understood ‘Sloppy Sundays’ because surely that makes the video 24hrs early? Which is the opposite of sloppy?? So.... Sophisticated Sundays ....ought to do it!! Now we can enjoy Messy Monday’s on whichever day they land on. You’re welcome!! 😂✌🏻💕

[@junco88]

BlimeyCow has EVOLVED and it's MAGNIFICENT

[@JoshuaMorgan]

As a content creator, I can confirm... this video is goals! Great work, guys! xD That was masterfully written and executed.

[@michaelamadeira9217]

Aw two married couples in love working together on a mutual project! #goals

[@cameronbrown_music]

"you know those couples who are so just so perfect it makes you physically ill?" bruh I love jordan so much

[@jesselehman8]

This Has been one of my favorate video blimey cow has ever made now ;)

[@isaiahcooper2453]

This is the best Blimeycow video yet! Well done! 👏👏👏

[@beccag2758]

False! Relationship goals can only be described as "Jim and Pam"

[@Elvirabg]

Becca G I LAUGHED THAT WAS A GOOD ONE 👏🏻👏🏻

[@elliaforsyth5638]

That is more factual than anything in Wikipedia!

[@ML-uu5ik]

I honestly think this was the best video you guys have done. I also enjoyed the longer skit format and you really stepped up the animation/graphics. Well done!

[@LittleDancerByGrace]

THIS IS BRILLIANT. 100% my favourite Messy Mondays video.

[@noblepuzzler1536]

Messy Mondays on a Monday? What is this madness?!

[@enigmaticbeing7703]

This isn't madness this is blimey cow!!!!

[@noblepuzzler1536]

@@enigmaticbeing7703 lol 🤣

[@sloopfan3706]

This is three weeks in a row if I am correct!

[@jcassidyh]

Jordan: for a while we just shut our site down completely Josh: messyges laugh

[@thecasualnerf7367]

This is being filed under "Top 5 Blimey Cow of all time". Excellent work you guys, and congrats to Josh and Kelly! I expect Blimey Calf t-shirts ASAP!

[@mayojaylaylo5627]

Nice reference to the Twilight Zone. Also makes me wonder if having a boyfriend is good for me at this point in time cuz I don’t wanna get stuck in… *THE GOALS ZONE*

[@hotrapmix]

I burst into laughter when I saw Josh wearing the Big Head Kid wig! 😂 lol!

[@furlycee]

WOW I haven't watched blimeycow for a couple years now and their quality and creativity has gotten so much better. I always loved it but I'm so impressed by the twilight zone style and social commentary.

[@riverhaynes1302]

Ever since they made the video called "please watch this video" with the thumbnail "New Host" their videos have been way better!! 👍👍well done guys!

[@blimeycow]

That was a long time ago, so thanks for watching for all that time, River! :)

[@bianca-michellel9999]

Okay you guys have UPPED your game recently!!! This video was so well thought out, and acted so well! Amazing work

[@beholdnonsense5100]

I'm loving the meme-y type of editing that the videos has been doing in the last few months

[@godsoriginal4540]

The first shall be Chris

[@YoursTrulyChris]

Perhaps

[@lcbuttercup9532]

Had me hooked from start to finish! Love this new twist on messy mondays!

[@stephaniem1994]

I LOVED THIS VIDEO! I think this just became my favourite messy Mondays episode ever!

[@JosiahVaughan]

THIS. VIDEO. IS GOALS.

[@icecansing]

Brilliantly executed! Wow!

[@christopher164]

*exhumed

[@happyzy1559]

This is now one of my favorite episodes, great job guys

[@wyattsmeaton9696]

this might be my new favorite blimey cow episode. amazing work guys!

[@tietosanakirja]

Wow! Very nicely done video! The atmosphere and effects, not to mention the message. It's been a while since I've been so excited for one of your videos. This felt fresh. Then you!

[@anveshavyas450]

His zoom in and suspicious expression just fab 😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤

[@Stillcage]

Just wanted to give you guys props for all the work you put into this video it is really good.

[@yakobengel1410]

Finally, Josh wore the big head kid wig

[@baedaebok7006]

This skit is so creative and meaningful! blimey cow is always good!

[@theblenderrr1128]

This was incredible. A nice break from wedding planning

[@orangesandlemons40]

My fiancé and I watched this too as a break from wedding planning lol

[@maryrose7419]

They keep getting better and better!!

[@cedoniapeterson9239]

Loved this episode-especially the major Lemony Snicket vibes at the end. Seems like I'm not the only one who got hooked on "Series of Unfortunate Events" on Netflix!

[@sigridmaignan6245]

This episode was awesome

[@eandm_creations]

Oh my gosh...this was so worth the wait!

[@sloopfan3706]

I've been checking all day for this video! (Actually since last night!!!) At least it's finally here...

[@nicolewild165]

Talking big head kid at the end was really creepy.

[@AlexCFaulkner]

The entertainment and quality of work has been increasingly increasing!

[@candarus_collective]

1. This video is FAR better than I thought it'd be, even though I thought it'd be good 2. I love the fact that the "perfect" couple is shown messing up over and over again on the Bloopers. It's like a little meta comment about how no couple is really "goals" ;D

[@thebluepacificboys]

One of my favorite Messy Mondays in a little while

[@ilovenoodles7483]

What?! Actually an episode on a Monday? The return of Blimey Cow on Mondays!

[@peterterry7918]

1) I love the homage to the classics! Bravo! 2) Bonus points for the New Wig!

[@kayleemcelveen5821]

This has to be my new all-time favorite... GOALSSS

[@JusticeBackstrom]

They uploaded on a Monday, and late on one too!

[@JamesLewis98]

I waited 18 more hours than usual for this Messy Mondays to be posted. Was it worth it, Josh? Was it worth it?!

[@YoursTrulyChris]

Always Carrig

[@shiningdawn865]

this messy mondays is GOALS

[@kierstinott1741]

Blimey Channel is KZbin goals 💯%

[@kais-music]

Excellent video y'all! I can see the amount of work you put into the production. I've been watching for years, really enjoyed this one

[@chippythepaintingcat4785]

Josh as the game show host was wearing big head kids hair, also the end of that show took a dark turn.

[@graciemay6360]

This is pure brilliance!!!!

[@megalopolis2015]

This was very funny, insightful, and quite frightening, all at once. Excellent job BC team.

[@BenjaminDolphin]

Best Blimey Cow video since the homeschooling period! Love the Twilight Zone parody! And the game show for newlyweds! This episode is such a throwback to great television, it should have been uploaded on Thursday!

[@parttoon8305]

This is so disturbing... *I love it!*

[@MrMatthias]

This is easily the funniest episode I've seen yet! Top notch editing! 🖒

[@ethanslifka3904]

That twist ending had me going..

[@zeynaviegas]

that plot twist was just fantastic

[@kilrqween]

Tune in next week for another exciting and self depreciating episode of GOALS!!!!

[@firstname1074]

This is officially my favorite episode of blimey cow 😆❤️

[@brendanthomasmarrett9868]

I forgot just how amazing this one was!!! This should be a movie. Heck, sell the copyrights to the ides to Black Mirror haha!

[@davidsmith1944]

Two million...one hundred and two thousand...four hundred and forty five...point three four three seven eight.

[@nadiaolson4316]

Wow! I just watched singin' in the rain with my family for the first time.

[@rockytopotaku6155]

My favorite episode in a while.