How To Stop The Joker Permanently (Without Taking His Life)

[@TheHeroHaven]

This guy pretty much guessed that jokers family is alive a year or so before it’s was revealed, my cowls off to you good sir

[@seanbhz]

in what comic?

[@TheHeroHaven]

@@seanbhz The 3 jokers

[@seanbhz]

@@TheHeroHaven thanks

[@TheHeroHaven]

@@seanbhz no problem

[@qui-gonjim6440]

@Aleks BG Gamur...so Joe Kerr? lol

[@nameoflove2352]

Bruce Wayne has added this to his “watch later”

[@chimproshi1864]

Thank you, Alfred.

[@leefydasensei3879]

*Batman

[@diamondtrollfacekiller7460]

He also subscribed

[@KD-eh3qo]

Damn, so did I

[@shhs1227]

Keyword later

[@simonnachreiner8380]

Send him to jail on tax fraud. He’s crazy enough to take on Batman but the IRS nooooooo thank you!

[@pgoosendrool]

I was about to make this joke

[@thepublicpotato3887]

Samw

[@thepublicpotato3887]

Paul Goosendrool same

[@TheAileZX2]

Money has been a better superhero than Batman for poor Joker. xD If he has banks and stuff knocking at his headquarters, he'd lose his ability to be clever (because they'd always get in his head with the frequent visits.), he'd..... be less well off with his gains (Since the IRS would know where his properties are.), and everything Joker will become fruitless with all the chaos he'd have to manage on top of being a villain. xD

[@knowtheunknown4183]

That’s FUNNY!😂

[@tacoart2120]

“In comics, death isn’t permanent, just a mild inconvenience “ Uncle Ben would like to know your location

[@cryptobandito6733]

Batmans parents would like to know your location*

[@amedoro_the_owl]

Krypton would like to know your location.

[@chriswentz5197]

Everytime there is a origin story uncle ben would die,over and over again,Thats why i like Tom Holland spidey more tho,We dont get to see uncle ben dying again,because thats been getting boring

[@THE_AceOfSarcasm]

50% sure this is stolen...

[@tacoart2120]

@@THE_AceOfSarcasm i didnt steal it, at least i didnt steal it intentionally, although it is possible that i mightve seen it somewhere, then my subconscious made me think i came up with it, which makes me wonder if anything is original

[@marshalmarshall2109]

Step 1: start feelin romantical

[@Pigeon274]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@Qartlos]

I think It actually worked(In a second joker movie) but Imagine Hard R word. The movie was horrible though.

[@Atlastheyote222]

How to stop the joker: Remove him from society. Then he loses his society powers

[@lillowh6126]

Callum Evans we live in a society

[@Raccon_Detective.]

@@lillowh6126 Not if you live in a jungle.

[@lillowh6126]

Stardust crusader. We live in a jungle

[@Raccon_Detective.]

@@lillowh6126 How far from civilization? And how is life living there ?

[@lillowh6126]

Stardust crusader. This sure got deep. Um how about We live far deep in the jungle , not far from civilization at all just no one can find the directions to it.

[@b-manbeyond4874]

Here’s a reason why the joker doesn’t have a definitive origin, explained by him. “If you have to explain a joke, IT ISN’T FUNNY!!!”

[@alanmooreisrasputinreincar8106]

That actually makes a lot of sense

[@SS_Joker_88-18]

That's the truth about my origin hahah

[@ciyoduhkriter]

That's actually true for every joke.

[@yourfriendlyneighborhoodot6923]

Another reason he doesn't have an origin is he said "If I had an origin I would make it multiple choice"

[@mallowisnotatadpole286]

The real reason is because the writers are using Joker as a two-dimensional archetype to get cheap scares, and modern horror is based off of fear of the unknown. If the audience had a complete understanding of the Joker (which would require knowing his origin) they wouldn't be afraid of him anymore, so the writers purposefully obfuscate it.

[@TypicalCynic_]

“How to stop Joker permanently without taking his life.” Batman: Write that down. *Write that down.*

[@miguelz417]

lol

[@BUMBUMDUM]

Egzactly

[@bharathv5020]

Now That Batman has saw this video he's all ready keeping his Blue Ring in Bags and The Contacts of Jokers family

[@thecastaways2]

lmao

[@miloscott6617]

That is so true!!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@Jojo-zs7bz]

Just get him a snickers..

[@brucemustdie]

😂😂😂

[@luckynumber2257]

*Turns normal again*

[@phantoknight34]

last time we tried that metropolis blew up

[@joshuawright4198]

He's actually keanu revves he just needs some snickers

[@woah9122]

You're not you when you're hungry

[@daveshoe4574]

Batman: hey superman could you drop off joker in a uninhabited planet that can sustain life Superman: no problem Took me 10 seconds

[@manjurawat5215]

Lol but I think Joker would drive supes insane while travelling.

[@daveshoe4574]

SuperSaxy Boi put joker asleep or in a container that’s sound proof

[@BLACKRedDragon]

Didn't this happening already in salvation run

[@flynn8845]

dave shoe that’s immoral so they woukdent

[@TahoesLimit]

Knowing joker,I wouldn't be surprised if he made a spaceship and found a ton of other planets and made the inhabitants his goons

[@excitedcat9517]

How to stop the joker? Step 1: *make sure it's the actual joker*

[@mrheroprimes]

but how do you know the joker you just arrested is the original Joker, it turns out if Jokers ever killed his heart release the toxin that it will infect and turn the nearest person into a new Joker.

[@lukeskywalkerthe2nd773]

Excited Cat Yeah, true LOL! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@fernandorios474]

Always find the true joker

[@ashtraysonsundays4274]

Too late sir. It turns out it was Clayface who we captured

[@fernandorios474]

He (by mean the joker) is always a card

[@ravaniphoenix5431]

Joker Follie a Deux dares to answer the question with a controversial, yet seemingly effective tactic: rape him. No shit, Arthur gives up being the Joker because he got a little too cocky and insulted prison guards while in trial, and when the trial was over they took him back to jail and did the deed, throwing him in a cell later. Immediately after that, he gets depressed and gives up on being the Joker, then tells the court next time he's there that he doesn't wanna be the Joker anymore. That's all it took. In three scenes, Joker had his identity reaffirmed and embraced once more, got literally fucked for it and then just gave up... Absolute (dogshit) cinema, ladies and gentlemen!

[@shibitoobscura3348]

Folie* à deux. Sorry, I'm French, had to do it.

[@aretordedllama5271]

How to stop the joker? Step 1: tell him not funny, didn’t laugh

[@evildeku7346]

He will not make it

[@sambaxter7035]

ARetordedLlama they said don’t kill him

[@jokertheinsaneclown3136]

Batman does that everytime he fights joker

[@johnsonbaroncaveler6634]

if you don’t like the first joke... ...well let’s just say the next punchline will be a killer.

[@ahmedel-hefnawy9778]

*proceeds to get stabbed 30 times in the chest*

[@antoniopedrocaykydonascime6213]

There was a comic where joker thought that he finally killed Batman and now that his main playmate is dead he gave up on being the Joker and tried to have a normal life,he got a job,a new girlfriend he even started treating his skin condition.But of course batman isn't dead and as soon as joker discovers this he comes back to his oldself

[@zer0xddd]

what comic is this?

[@thiccchippo4805]

Which one???

[@Son0v4l1ch]

Batman going sane

[@davidlarkin1040]

Batman: Legends Of The Dark Night Volume #65-68

[@husaindasorwala7307]

then maybe batman should just fake his death and never come out as batman, but a different kind of hero

[@ikejohnson5494]

Something tells me with the compassion ring he’d become some twisted thing like “I want to kill people so that they don’t have to bear the pain of living”

[@IcyDiamond]

Or Harley would just free him from it

[@mack-attack-420]

Sounds like Victor zsasz

[@elainegoates9792]

No. He would probably use his powers to ACTUALLY make people laugh.

[@ThreeProphets]

I'd like to see this explored

[@morrisonscott1139]

He might say those things but I don't think the ring would actually let him hurt anyone. Murder is always the opposite of compassion, no matter the reason. So he'll be spending eternity wanting to kill out of twisted compassion but is unable to do it.

[@STANNco]

now that Joker 2 is out. We learned a new option

[@vic3168]

Step 1: don’t laugh at his jokes. step 2: watch as joker curls into a ball and cries

[@casuallectures2655]

Step 3: Realize that in reality the joker's wailing on you with a crowbar, keeping you just barely alive, screaming "why aren't you laughing"

[@vic3168]

Film Mations pretty much

[@joshuaarmstrong2445]

@@vic3168 Step 4: Put the capture and execution of the worlds most dangerous man to democratic vote.

[@vic3168]

Joshua Armstrong ok

[@chiisuigintou]

Step 1: watch back at the video where the joker explains the basic principles of comedy Step 2: fall down a building and tell, "it's all my fault, I didn't get the joke"

[@fellipecarvalho1479]

Put him in a super advanced VR where everyone likes and accepts him as a normal person.

[@Nuggette]

well if we believe Batman Going Sane, then all it takes to get rid of Joker for good is to get rid of Batman

[@cage_1012]

Sooooo... Matrix?

[@evildeku7346]

He will probably make the vr glitch and blow up on his head form all the madness

[@Hangman-yq5uh]

@EH I reckon he'd get bored eventually, and then he would accept his situation and be happy.

[@Thoralmir]

@@daoyanasavka There's actually a whole video discussing why Joker is actually _super-sane._ He's aware that he's in a comic book, where survival is based on popularity with readers. Batman actually dying would make the Joker reconsider his worldview, because _the hero isn't supposed to die._ It probably made him think "Damn, guess this isn't really a comic book after all! I'd better quit these dangerous hijinks before I get myself killed!"

[@calebbarnhouse496]

Implying that joker wouldn't be a real gamer moment and beat his wife and kid after finding them

[@buglab2285]

Epic gamer

[@lewisaino]

I mean he beats Harley so he is accostumed.

[@PopAd6950]

Yes but in the killing joke its said he loved his wife to the point of committing a mass robbery to support the both of them and their child

[@PopAd6950]

So i believe he wouldn't be able to hurt either of them but he cant be there for them either because of his crimes

[@calebbarnhouse496]

@@PopAd6950 joker is to far gone for him to have them fix him, at best he would murder them to stay being the joker

[@omiorahman6283]

Todd Philips has an idea of stopping the joker .

[@Nadishankumara]

i can imagine Bruce Wayne watching this video for some reason...lol

[@DrPurpleLlamas]

steve tucker for some reason? Research!

[@thebatman4838]

steve tucker I have the same feeling....😉

[@Janthdanl]

Why would Bruce Wayne watch this? He’s just a billionaire playboy he couldn’t take on the joker like me

[@thebatman4838]

Batman or like ME!

[@brucewayne831]

I’m just here to read the comments. 😉

[@cheatsykoopa98]

joker said it himself: it's simple, we, uh, kill the batman

[@andreingramakadjscrewrip7372]

Hehehe I don't wanna kill you 😂😂😂 what would I do without you? Go back to rippin' off mob dealers? No, you complete me

[@Atomic-toons00]

@@andreingramakadjscrewrip7372 coooome ooon hit me hit me hit meeee

[@needlerat883]

@@andreingramakadjscrewrip7372 "you're garbage who kills who kills for money"

[@TJ1380]

There was a story called "Going Sane" where the Joker just stops being the Joker because he thinks he killed Batman. He changes his appearance to look like a normal person, gets a job, and even gets a girlfriend. And he's actually happy. He goes back to being the Joker once Batman turns up alive though.

[@QrowsHarbinger]

Or you could give him dr. fates helmet. Nabu would see that ever allowing him to regain control would cause massive chaos and would then keep controlling him to maintain order.

[@Blackrage843]

i thought the same thing

[@desmondkelly5178]

Thats fucking brilliant

[@diegog2679]

Best one

[@Blackrage843]

but will nabu be able to deal with him

[@MrToxiclaughter]

Would Nabu stand such snnoyance? He is not the most patient entity

[@TomboTime]

There's a comic where, as Martian Manhunter slowly starts to turn evil, he initiates a series of psychic attacks on the world that are in accordance to "his friends deepest desires". One of which is making every Arkham inmate feel immeasurable guilt and self loathing for their crimes, the Joker very much included. He pleads for the guards to kill him to end his misery. Upon discovering this, Batman smiles.

[@heathermontrose1084]

What’s the name of the comic?

[@badrat484]

@@heathermontrose1084 Martian Manhunter: Asspull

[@Wilson_brb]

Name of the comic?

[@nabeelnitro6447]

@@badrat484 thanks. Comic must have been so good it got pass censorship

[@Jim_WoodPike_Gherkin_WangWick]

@@nabeelnitro6447 you probably figured it by now but that was Sarcasm the actual comic was in the arc the Burning Martians were introduced.

[@TheOmegau]

Given that Joker thinks that life is a cruel joke, giving him a compassion ring could potentially make him WAY worse.

[@ruifigueiredo5486]

yap he might just try to kill everyone out of compassion

[@izeecial]

rui figueiredo joker: all these poor souls forced to live in such pain and agony on earth I must give them the rest they deserve ah but with a smile 😊

[@nickbertoni7481]

He would pretty much turn into Victor Zsasz.

[@spartanwar1185]

Well then the compassion ring wouldn't work on most criminals now would it? If it works on other twisted crooks it'll likely work on joker

[@BanditLeader]

@@spartanwar1185 the compassion rings seeks out compassionate and non compassionate people. If it chooses a non compassionate person, it makes that person compassionate. Jokers compassion would be to rid the earth of life, because he believes life is meaningless. It wouldn't make joker good, it would make him more insane. The ring works on most criminals because they dont have compassion the way the joker does

[@wolfhart941]

Just like Alfred said. "Some men just want to watch the world burn."

[@mandeljosefsson]

Legendary quote

[@satanamogila9251]

What does that have to do with the point of this video?

[@J.C.117]

@@satanamogila9251 Meaning there's nothing you can do to stop or change some people

[@satanamogila9251]

@@J.C.117 you literally can, did you watch the video?

[@SS_Joker_88-18]

Toilet Paper Mountain yes i would love see the world burn hahah

[@slapstickopal]

How to kill the Joker: Step 1: We, uhh, kill the Batman.

[@zachcraig9340]

If it’s so easy, why haven’t you done it

[@slapstickopal]

A wise man once told me, if you can do something good, never do it for free.

[@zachcraig9340]

Slapstick How much you want

[@slapstickopal]

Half of everything.

[@Eloux]

@@slapstickopal Define everything... Hmmmmhmhmhmhmh

[@imaginewagons8756]

The joker went temporarily sane when exposed to the Lazarus pit so something along these lines might be a good way to stop him permanently

[@Draculas-knight]

It is hinted that joker is super sane as in he belives he is in a comic book if you belived that your world is not real wouldnt you go nuts as well ?

[@Casual-Yohoho-Enjoyer]

@@Draculas-knight it's not that he went nuts, he's basically just doing his job

[@beachboy8220]

It's very simple, if there's not Batman there's not Joker.

[@BigHuskyGG]

Literally one of the premises of TDKR joker ended up catatonic after Batman retired and only came back with bats did

[@JohnSmith-lt1ck]

So what you’re saying is...KILL THE BAT!!! ✊

[@thebatman4838]

John Smith sorry chum, but that’s not happening.

[@JohnSmith-lt1ck]

The BATMAN It was a joke, Mayor West.

[@thebatman4838]

John Smith I know it was..... that’s what scares me!

[@LuckyBoat-y3i]

Well the new movie has a interesting idea of how the Joker would be stopped...

[@Crimson_Sun2486]

I like the idea of making Joker an Indigo Lantern. Might actually start a whole new comic line focusing on Joker's new life on Nok, or his mind's inner struggle against the ring's influence on him, cause you can be certain that he'd definitely try to pry his mind free if he could.

[@jaredmunro597]

why did this get recommended to me now, in October 2024🤔

[@emilianorios4761]

Because Joker 2

[@distorted_heavy]

There's been a recent... Development...

[@vindicsdaniel2845]

Guys, its 2019 ffs. Just bring up his tweets from 2009 & end his career.

[@gfbs7004]

glory manU #MeToo his a$$ 🤣

[@Blades500]

@@gfbs7004 I betchya Harley Quinn would be all over that shit

[@zombieshoot4318]

HAHA! And now in 2020 not only can his career end but he'll never be able to get a job anywhere else. He'll be wiped from existence. ;)

[@diex1m784]

I’m going to cancel you for that

[@runningoutofnames3CS]

You really think someone like the joker would care about that stuff? (Ik it's a joke)

[@halo7021]

“In comics death doesn’t matter it’s just a mild inconvenience” *Shenron would like to know you’re location*

[@Xo-3130]

DC even has a justification for this fact. Death itself finds it amusing as eventually all things will die forever so why care if they come back to life every now and again.

[@themostbritishpersonalive868]

@@Xo-3130 death:oh no someone finally killed superman fair and square be a shame if someone Resurected him

[@nome9752]

original captain marvel:

[@jopiedingvink]

Can't we just freeze his body like Mister Freeze's wife

[@DanielGonzalezL]

No, he's too hot 🤤

[@crispycringe8710]

Jopie Ding Vink that’s crippling him

[@sparrowfox6943]

@Eddie Edric bro...

[@yourlocalplaguedoctor7023]

@@sparrowfox6943 b r o t h e r

[@afonsoalmada6945]

@@DanielGonzalezL u should go see a doctor

[@AdaraHepburn938]

I think we found another way

[@curlybill3666]

ZIP ZOP ZOOPITY BOP

[@bigmacfromaos6508]

GET THOSE RAGS OFF HIM

[@lucmart1470]

rape

[@dragonman9879]

Simple solution: Step 1: Buy DC and Warner Bros Step 2: Delete it Step 3: *default dance*

[@dragonman9879]

Blackmail Warner Bros by showing their worst movies and make them give you money till their broke. Simple. S m h

[@ARGONEntertainment]

@@dragonman9879 i mean in stead of deleting it you could just make your own where the joker never comes back

[@KapetanOfBloodyNjiva]

man go play fortnite ..Comics and movies are not for u..

[@dragonman9879]

man go play the second part to your vid on your youtube chsnnel. Commenting on KZbin is not for you

[@KapetanOfBloodyNjiva]

@@dragonman9879Meh Marvel fanboys are worst cancer..And play fortnut..Deadly combination

[@chaosandgore5099]

Honestly, I think Joker is too far gone to care about his family.

[@shadowfuture1378]

Chaos and Gore true

[@klas-6]

Ur username defines joker

[@apsido-8126]

How to stop joker: Step 1: he fails rp Step 2: report him to admin Step 3: *banned*

[@gaffegus5084]

Apsido - RDM

[@naluanj9628]

r/comedycemetery

[@personwithdelta]

naluan j dont link to subreddits outside of reddit

[@officersack1460]

@@gachabucket40 hilarious and original

[@Rev1.]

Is this reference to Roblox?

[@sthlng2180]

There is another....

[@ryderprogram]

Why doesn't Batman just r

[@bigmacfromaos6508]

Jackie needs to buy him a drink first...

[@VictorIV0310]

/co/missioner Gordon

[@BakaryD]

How to stop the Joker ? Improve Arkham Asylum's security.

[@Kurzux]

Arthur Morgan lmaoo rahh

[@nerdysquirtlegaming7880]

Well yes, But actually no.

[@carlosjavier771]

U think that would still stop that madman???

[@dylanxdstarwars5686]

Just attach a bomb to his soul so when he comes out

[@punctuationman334]

Bakary Dembélé send him to a super prison all the way in the fucking Antarctic.

[@Agent-ib2yi]

Make Joker kill Batman, it will drive him sane. There's even a story about it.

[@phoenixisatree5527]

Doesn't he even become batman once?

[@donjon1179]

TheGrimReaperGamer! Yep

[@tonygunk.]

Yes but without batman he's nobody except for that comic

[@worthyedge9307]

@@phoenixisatree5527 if been looking for that one! Can someone maybe point me in it's direction because I'm too lazy to do it myself?

[@KvngLeroy1]

@@worthyedge9307 it's called the batman who laughs

[@provoked_zyrox3831]

How to stop him: send him to THE RANCH

[@girrafecrappinuryard]

oh you don't mean...

[@cheatsykoopa98]

no, take him to detroit

[@mogreenjo1562]

I think this plan really rocks!

[@flvckoVLONE]

Do not bring him to Detroit we already got enough dumbasses up here. And with corona going on he’ll make matters worse... unless he just destroys Michigan which gives me a good reason to leave this hell whole

[@cheatsykoopa98]

@@flvckoVLONE joker cant handle detroit

[@blackstar_1069]

We now know the hows and whens

[@pizzadelivery9645]

How to stop the joker: You cut his head,conect it to a baterry,burn his body and then put him in a refrigirator just like the spy head from tf2

[@pdinx]

Or Futurama Historians

[@bloodaggie859]

Joker: Kill me Batman: Later...

[@songoten8839]

What about the other two joker XD

[@Yuujiji]

"Kill me" "Later"

[@dr.spycrab4089]

“Hey Bats, wanna hear a joke?” “Later.”

[@RandomPerson-qg7yq]

Needlemouse: in the world of comics, death is not the end. Uncle Ben: D:

[@mostlyghostly6615]

This didn't age well. Thanks to Joker 2, we know EXACTLY what it'd take to stop the joker.

[@elcalabozodelandroide2]

We ask yujiro hanma.

[@Comicdud]

I saw Joker 2 I think I know where this video is going.

[@LP-PADICIA]

I know another, more effective method that rhymes with grape.

[@TheNinjaDC]

It has been shown several times, the best way to stop the Joker is for Batman (Bruce's Batman) to retire or die.

[@flushfries5633]

“No moral superhero would kill the Joker” Michael Keaton would like a word with you

[@garrettcooper58]

superman would also like a word, too

[@lapplandkun9273]

Injustice Superman would also like to speak to you.

[@joegun4259]

@@lapplandkun9273 snap into a slim jim

[@angryboi595]

SHHHHHH!!!!

[@mrawesome1019]

@Flush Fries My dude Ghost rider, The Punisher,Jason Todd aka Red hood.

[@zomfragger]

While finding joker's family is a possibility you must remember according to the omni chair there are three villains with the name Joker. When batman used the chair he asked who was the Joker it replied which Joker there are three. This almost broke Batman as he had not been dealing with not one but three jokers all this time. Personally the only way to stop the Joker is to give him a lobotomy like Superman did in the justice lords arch.

[@huntdaboi]

Put him in a bedrock cube.

[@carlosjavier771]

OH SHIT

[@carlosjavier771]

But what if he types "/gamemode c" in chat???

[@tonygunk.]

@@carlosjavier771 adventure mode!

[@csnoot]

he’s going to use a hack client

[@epytaf]

Bruh, you want a scholarship or something?

[@lrdiaz2768]

I think another way could be just to get rid of Batman. As he said in the animate series "Without Batman, crime has no punchline." In that episode he quit crime because Batman didn't stop him.

[@randallflagg3700]

This also happened in the excellent (imo) "The Dark Knight Returns", by Frank Miller. When Batman retired, Joker became catatonic and finally settled down at Arkham Asylum...

[@christiancrusader9374]

But he's needed.

[@jack29724]

LR Diaz While it’s true it’ll stop the joker and people like that, it doesn’t stop overall crime. It’s a tradeoff

[@Elemento0420]

No, Joker in some versions would just move on to someone like Superman and we'll get Injustice.

[@vincentmendez7621]

I think kill the joker

[@Manuel-tb3ew]

“How to stop the Joker permanently” Step 1: Make Batman the head of Arkham security.

[@Hunter1467]

Have Bruce Wayne buy Arkham Asylum, ggs they finna ain’t get out.

[@lightborn9071]

​@@Hunter1467Bruce Wayne is the main reason why Arkham still exists and the main source of income for the people's treatment.

[@theprobigdaddy]

It turned out this whole time the only way to stop the joker is to get freaky

[@pbmccain]

Give him the list of Epstein's contacts and clients.

[@kavijackson868]

Best Comment!!! BRAVO!!!!!!! Exactly!!!!

[@Skityz]

Oh….. oh No

[@Perfect_Cell___]

@@kavijackson868 what

[@kavijackson868]

@@Perfect_Cell___ Zerzetsung

[@naluanj9628]

Plot twist: Bruce wayne is in the list

[@mrheroprimes]

it's just been revealed in the Batman who laughs miniseries that is if Joker is killed his heart release a toxin that infect the nearest person, turning them into Joker. it seems DC took the Arkham Knight idea of jokers blood being infectious and cranked it up to 10 by having joker heart release an actual toxin and if he's ever killed that'll turn the nearest person into a new Joker, this might explain why Joker's true identity is so ambiguous.

[@crimsonhunter7598]

Maybe he is not the first joker? There is three anyway and who knows, maybe it's gonna be 6 some day or more, maybe it's a clown like metahuman race of jokers?

[@jakethesnake6398]

Thanks for that your right I'm a big joker fan and didn't think about that maybe that's why there 3 jokers with multiple personalities and why the chair said their were 3 not one and 2 copy cats

[@ra7ar]

Just in that universe thou

[@alonzoruiz3591]

Jake Morris the chair?

[@dylang1138]

@Crimson Hunter *Joker zombie apocalypse*

[@murderousintent7838]

step one: surgically remove his limbs step two: surgically remove his tongue and vocal cords step three: lobotomy step four: remember to keep him alive less violent alternative: indigo lantern ring

[@volgax3646]

Arsenic Poisoning he said no to that at the beginning

[@murderousintent7838]

dismembering and lobotomizing him? seems like that would stop him you know from moving, fighting and, thinking

[@coffeelover0876]

Indigo*

[@jackychang9148]

@@murderousintent7838 With the level of technology in DC and the kind of "allies" he has? That'll definitely get fixed easily. That's why Mouse said that it's useless.

[@villekuronen6242]

better way kill batman so he has no obsession anymore

[@falconeshield]

1:37 that's just one interpretation. Sometimes he's a failed comedian. Sometimes he's a former boxer. Sometimes he's a past mob enforcer. Sometimes he's a bartender. Sometimes he's John Doe. But we don't really have the definitive version of who Joker was.

[@Kashimaro]

Isn't Killing Joke's backstory non cannon? I am also pretty sure that there are multiple Joker backstories non of which are true, it's why his famous line in killing joke goes: "If I have a past, I prefer it to be multiple choice". Meaning he might not had wife at all or killed his relatives in the first place. John Stewart and Ray Palmer were able to maintain a fully conscious minds, while at the same time still possessing a certain amount of compassion completely by their own will alone, so there is a huge risk that Joker will overpower the ring/staff, become OP and play Kill, murder, fuck game with the Earth for the rest of eternity.

[@maymay5600]

nah, i think it is canon or something because, how do we explain barbara in a wheelchair? that thing i just read said they used it as another plot point

[@matteo-ciaramitaro]

@@maymay5600 it isn't canon. The incident with the wheel chair is. It happened because DC realized how much people loved the killing joke and responded by putting a part into the timeline.

[@SA80TAGE]

It is canon... and it was the original reason Jason Todd took the identity of Red Hood, pretty much to wind Batman up (same reason he eventually took the red bat logo too). Easiest example to use right now would be the Under the Red Hood animated film, in the factory we see Bruce's own memories of that night... which he probably told to Jason at some point off-screen during their years together. True a lot could still be made up, like the family, but it is certain that he was the guy in Ace Chemicals wearing the Red Hood that night.

[@luigiwiiUU]

I will destroy yo ass in MK11 Kashi

[@matteo-ciaramitaro]

@@SA80TAGE It's not canon because certain events in it are not canon. Some events in it are canon, and the origin of the Joker from the Killing Joke is unconfirmed.

[@jacksonvorholt9064]

I feel like if the Joker saw his family he would either brake down or just look at all of them have a little laugh and shoot them all

[@s44dhaha28]

I feel like he would just kill them

[@enyekem]

Depends on who wins the battle, Arthur or Joker.

[@PopAd6950]

In the comics his name is jack napier

[@enyekem]

@@PopAd6950 ok then Jack or Joker

[@PopAd6950]

@@enyekem his name is Arthur in the movie

[@ifraheliav8063]

How to Stop the Joker without killing him? Answer: Let him kill batman

[@diamondtrollfacekiller7460]

He thinks it's not fun to kill him

[@MayoAddict475]

Kill batman

[@ricky18redblack31]

@@MayoAddict475 then he will commit necrophilia to his body.

[@Raccon_Detective.]

@Reza Ghifari Sadly true.

[@Moonhunter97]

It’s simple, we kill the batman

[@NortheasternATV]

Joker 2 answered this in the worst way…

[@Nowayy5515]

Easy leave him with Jason Todd for a week

[@user-17826]

Bad idea, he's already turned one of the Robbins insane and almost killed Jason

[@eobardthawn6903]

I like how practically every idea someone has on how to fix this, people simply debunk it.

[@grandmasteryoda8287]

Jason captured Joker and should have just shot him when he confronted Batman

[@airsoftdud2256]

The point of this video was to show how to stop the Joker without killing him or paralyzing

[@Is4mb]

Nah for a year

[@jakethomas216]

How to stop the joker? Easy, Just cast Jared Leto 💀

[@milkywaydraws8316]

Lmao

[@senatorarmstrong8960]

It took me a sec to get that but that was fucked

[@znightowlz6585]

Or heath ledger...can’t continue being the joker if you’ve turned him into someone whose only a good actor and not a good joker

[@dar_dar3655]

How to bring back the joker? EASY! Just cast Joaquin Phoenix

[@CommanderShepard-wq3wo]

This comment did *not* age well

[@omegraptorch3624]

How to stop the Joker permanently... ...without taking his life! *They had us in the first half, not gonna lie*

[@semima1ic324]

*exhales from nose holes*

[@CatboyRanger]

Simple, in the justice league unlimited series when Superman killed luthor he mentally handicapped a ton of villains , including the joker

[@barisbal7782]

@@CatboyRanger or crippled his arms and legs and keep him isolated from his goons

[@Red_Sincara]

Just found another way 😈

[@mr.ditkovich3672]

Exploring the possible story that Joker’s original family being alive and his child recognizing him would make a very good read.

[@skullton3292]

yeah but I don't think it'll cure the joker he's too far gone.

[@thomassouza5853]

Rent?

[@darkscot1338]

I think the Joker would kill him as a means to test Batman.

[@cheesecheese4715]

I DONT HAVE RENT MONEY

[@timotseries2088]

I think Rent can kill joker

[@gameboyblue2515]

Tell everybody to congratulate him on becoming the next Batman. Keep on giving him positive reinforcement for being a great guy.

[@alx42013]

Indigo ring.... Is a brilliant idea bro.... Would make an awesome story.

[@luna-c7610]

@@justchill609 -this idea won't work because plot armor-

[@123456qwerty939]

well according to joker 2 the easiest way to stop the joker is simply to jape the joker

[@TheTravelerww]

destroy Arkham and build a state of the art mental care facility with in-depth criminal records checks and psychological evaluation for all staff members to avoid another Hugo Strange or Harly Quin incident.

[@shadowrev2914]

Arkham is just so bad at everything. They should also make sure they have a good warden who isn't Sharp. That guy's an idiot.

[@En_theo]

Then the Joker will have his henchmen kidnap someone's family and force him to help him escape. So we should have high security for every family member, and then the family of the family, etc.

[@elisahatz]

William Wood Or actually make Arkham secure?

[@TheTravelerww]

@@elisahatz Arkham has a network of unexplored tunnels below it and many secrets passageways, escape tunnels and hidden rooms. This would make it too hard to secure which is why I suggested destroying it right down to the foundation and start again. Preferably by hiring contractors from outside Gotham to avoid them being influenced by Gotham's gangs or supercriminals

[@shadowrev2914]

William Wood Agreed. Lot's of Batman villains (Joker, Two-Face, Riddler, Penguin, etc.) have ways of manipulating Gothamites into giving them what they want. Whether it's money, escaping Arkham, or even just toying with Batman, the super-criminals have lots of leeway in Gotham.

[@JoseGonzalez-hp9uy]

Wasnt there a story in the main universe where the joker actually tried to be sane after thinking batman was dead

[@jakethesnake6398]

Yes but in theory he is sane and only became a normal man as his obsession with Batman was absent. And check comicstorion and people like that I know one of them did the comic

[@damppath0490]

Jose Gonzalez nice profile pic

[@JoseGonzalez-hp9uy]

@@damppath0490 thanks I see you having that same pic

[@damppath0490]

@@JoseGonzalez-hp9uy yeah I've never seen anyone with the same pic before

[@ricoco7891]

Jose Gonzalez If I remember correctly, Joker was pretty meta in that story and realized he's just a comic book character. Being that he managed to "kill" Batman, he finally thought that he was actually real, since an ongoing story can't kill its main character without replacing him. Thinking he was insane for all of those years, he starts living a normal life, only to find out Batman was alive all along. So, Joker's kinda super sane if you think about it. Of course, I could just be conflating the actual story with a KZbin video I watched, since it covers the same themes. But I definitely remember a story where Joker has "imaginary friends" (as doctors at Arkham put it, to which he corrected them that they're actually "fans") which kinda turn out to be the audience/readers of the comic. So yea, Joker kinda breaks the 4th wall a few times.

[@Shadowgun453]

How about putting Joker into a virtual reality world where he could do what he wants without killing people IRL, or ask someone with hypnosis powers to put him into a dream state and do the same thing.

[@michaellinggoputro8055]

Like give him Black Mercy?

[@omegalegion1769]

That's like asking Zatanna, Constantine or Dr. Fate to actually put him in a parallel universe and wait for him to break out. This is the guy that escaped the phantom zone and made chaos minutes later.

[@Shadowgun453]

@@omegalegion1769 I was actually thinking more of a Matrix situation for Joker then anything, where his mind is doing all the things he wants to do but his body is in the real world in a hibernating state. Basically put Joker into a sort of coma but connected to a computer to see what he is doing in the vr-prison.

[@coltonwilliams4153]

I get being able to keep an eye on him while he’s in the simulation, but I’d pity the poor person who got saddled with that job. They’d probably go insane just watching it all.

[@omegalegion1769]

@@Shadowgun453 that can work with my cryonics plan

[@mckayleepugmire9947]

I vote for the indigo ring option. I've heard multiple reasonable interpretations that he doesn't actually care about his past, I'm personally not totally convinced that his aggression is a result of a mental disorder (at least not entirely), the indigo rings were specifically made to contain and reform people like him, and Batman has a personal connection to the Lantern community.

[@mckayleepugmire9947]

I should admit that the indigo rings are arguably unethical in how they work, but since Arkham Asylum and Gotham prison clearly need enough reform to take years to finish, it is a provably effective and potentially temporary patch

[@dustingaethje1332]

I'm honestly not sure the indigo rings would be capable of manipulating the Joker's mind to turn him intro a good person. He has already ressisted multiple mind control attempts and his mind is also known as a endless maddening well of insanity. He's also been described as super sane and when he came out of the Lazarus pit, it had a completely different effect on him than it does on anybody else who uses it. So there's no real reason to assume that the violet rings will reform him. He may just end up pretending that it did in order to corrupt their entire planet.

[@mckayleepugmire9947]

@@dustingaethje1332 Good point. However, the indigo rings don't have true minds and probably can't be driven insane, and I'm not sure they reform people so much as massively suppress aggression and inject mental conditioning. He still may be able to resist, especially since I've heard about an arc where several indigo lanterns do that. I think a lot of the problem is Joker likes being Joker too much for therapy to work right, even if he isn't supersane. Given his escape artistry on top of that, it's time to try a new strategy. The indigo rings restrict people's agency more than ideal, but judiciously applied they could be a good temporary strategy, like weighted blankets or vests for special education students who need calming. Like weighted materials, they wouldn't be appropriate for most cases, but it may be worth doing a trial to see if it's an option for Joker. Plus even if it doesn't work, that trial would necessarily be in space and under regular/frequent supervision (probably by green lanterns) so data on Joker's progress (or lack thereof) can be taken, buying time through relativity and taking some of the weight off Batman so if necessary he can come up with something else without looming disaster.

[@captainrantman3892]

I say we go for the painful and a bit graphic option. Hear me out, Why not just cut his tongue off? It won’t kill him, paralyse him, or deal major damage. The man has literally cut his face off of his head. Cutting his tongue off ain’t a bad option in my opinion. What is Joker without his tongue? I mean, it certainly isn’t his men or Harley Quinn that always give him Ws. Other options like Indigo Ring and Nabu Helmet are a little dangerous IMO. We don’t need another Emperor Joker situation.

[@i.m.crazee5195]

Literally in the Killing Joke, it said he didn’t have an actual origin...

[@BanditLeader]

Every person has an origin. And comics like to retcon a lot

[@djspit8929]

@@brodycowie225 That hasnt ever stopped hank hills dad from causing damage, you think taking jokers knee's would stop him?

[@lakersfan3269]

Creatotron do you wanna know how I got these scars?

[@hermanholland3246]

Yeah his name is Jack Napier

[@kimkoldborglaustsen3226]

Not just killing joke, even DC has Said that they dont want joker to have a specific origin story. Thats why they gave him multiple origin storys

[@gdrice1703]

Needlemouse productions: How to stop Joker permanently Batman: TAKE NOTES ALFRED TAKE NOTES

[@savagedaclown8071]

*Step one: dont take him to the Arkham asylum seeing as he always somehow escapes*

[@helix5441]

Savage Da Clown or takes control of the prison

[@worthyedge9307]

Step 2: ??? Step 3: *_profit_*

[@TibbyII]

Joker 2 gave us the answer lmaooo

[@troyami]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@tweakinggummybears3812]

Basically break the joker mentally again. Batman could potentially do this. According to the Killing Joke, the jokers psyci turned to sanity as an outlet (basically abandoning his failure life as a sain person to seek out a life in the dark world). The jokers main joke, however, is that he inflicts pain to suppress his own. If you prove to him the real joke is the jokers persona (turning to the pain of others to supplement and overshadow his own pain and failure as a person), he might actually have another personality override. Once you make a pathetic person more pathetic, there will be a psychological change. Weather or not DC would make a radically good or bad shift in the jokers persona all depends on the writers. Remember, this happened with "the judge" personality with twoface.

[@Pancombine18]

You know nothing Tyler

[@thebloocat]

The Killing Joke may not be his actual backstory as he says it's just one of the ways he remembers it

[@TheNinjaDC]

Killing the Joker also has the downside of creating a far, far worse monster; *The Batman Who Laughs.* Because turning the most dangerous man on earth, into an insane sociopathic killer, is straight up apocalyptic. The Batman Who Laughs makes Injustice Superman look cute.

[@isaachinds3736]

Just have him erased from existence. Can't kill him if he never existed *Snaps* Spectre: *Brings him back* He's integral to the multiverse. Me: Damn it DC!

[@TheNinjaDC]

@@isaachinds3736 Incidentally, Mark Hamill voiced the Spectre...

[@brandonvalenti8401]

​@The Man With No Name Diana and Barry straight up beat Batman. Superman however loses. Unlike Diana and Barry, Superman has far too many exploitable weaknesses. Not to mention that unlike Diana, Clark is an idiot in battle. Sure Clark is powerful, but if he ever loses his powers, he's fucked.

[@brandonvalenti8401]

@The Man With No Name A. Superman is nowhere near the flash. Yes, in some stories the Flash is only a bit faster, but Flash is generally hundreds or thousands of times faster than superman. B. The fight comes down to one thing, situation. If Batman makes the first move, Superman loses. Kryptonite doesn't just make Superman weaker, it makes him useless. Yes, if Superman strikes first than he could kill Batman easily, but if Batman makes the first move, or even survives a second, all he needs is Kryptonite to win. Alternately, he could just beat superman with the hellbat armor, but that's kinda cheating. No, Batman isn't a god and can't take on gods such as Diana and Barry, but there's a reason that Superman isn't the leagues deadliest member.

[@doneriskrasniqi7339]

@@brandonvalenti8401 Superman doesn't have "far too many weaknesses". He has two, but they are lethal to him: Kryptonite and Magic

[@thecrimsonraven9446]

There’s another way

[@alexkeiser2943]

I can think of a another way.... Going back in time and prevent him from falling into the chemical vat that made him into the Joker. (Edit) Do people not get that is was a Joke(r) Comment? I may have never read the comics because I've never know of there existence as a kid... but i know about the effects time travel has with butterfly effects.

[@crimsonhunter7598]

But the time travel could cause other problems

[@jacobmendonca8571]

alex keiser oh hello Barry Allen

[@alexandersmith7061]

alex keiser OMG YOU’RE A GENIUS!👏

[@alexkeiser2943]

@@alexandersmith7061 thank you

[@codyandrewjacksonavant]

Better yet save his family n stop him from falling into the chemicals

[@iwuthere.7198]

"How to stop the Joker permanently?" STOP DRAWING HIM Ha I apologize

[@chappo1725]

I can think of another way...

[@drakerapper8050]

Oh no

[@Forsakianity]

Oh no...

[@aaronbosen6743]

One benefit of the indigo ring route is that it makes the person wearing it genuinely *want* to seek redemption, to the point the personality change becomes permanent. At that point, the indigo ring gives them the option to either continue on as an indigo lantern, or become a new individual in their entirity. They also function as the single most secure prison in the DC continuity; the only way black hand and Sinestro were freed of them, for example, was because Hal Jordan actually *asked* Indigo 1 to do so and made a logical argument on why for now, they needed to be the way they were to save everyone.

[@ScrewOff19]

How to stop the joker. Let him watch the Live action green lantern movie

[@navdir7547]

make him see suicide squad joker and his screentime

[@iloveapples4430]

LOL no joker movie

[@flower_girl4983]

Why Infinity okay i have heard it many times that it's bad but why is it bad?

[@ScrewOff19]

Duch ess I posted this a month ago so why do you have to bring it up

[@flower_girl4983]

Why Infinity bcos I just saw it now. So tell me why green lantern is bad? Is it the costume, plot lines or something else?

[@MrTod1984]

I know how Respect Applied Personally Entering through cavities

[@CalzaRage]

Just take the poor guys booty instead ig : (

[@Orkprof]

"Death in comics is always just a mild inconvenience", true, but literally ANY other solution could be retconned or undone by a future writer. FINDING HIS FAMILY: pretty sure that, at this point in his life, he'd just kill them all.

[@adamcunningham9947]

Exactly

[@notniran9339]

Jayson: "why you don't kill the joker!?" Batman: *"yes"*

[@markusennit9837]

Me personally, i would just get a super duper therapist

[@jaysen2569]

You me the rapist right right…?

[@DarthAlphaTheGreat]

These two ideas are weak. 1. Not only do we not know Joker’s family or where they are, we are not even certain if the killing joke one is the real one, or just one Joker conjured up. The final nail in the coffin is a major theme in the story is that a normal dude can’t become crazy after one bad night (Jim Gordon)m the Joker had to be already looney to become the Joker. 2. Batman couldn’t hold onto a Green or Yellow Ring, and in fact overcome their control for a bit, I am sure the writers will have Joker overcome the Indigo ring too. This is minor, as we are both arguing comicbook logic (aka whatever the author wants it). But the first one, you must whooshed a huge chunk of the Killing Joke and White Knight to make that suggestion. You know what DID stop the Joker? Lobotomies him, literally make him incapable of doing bad things w/o condition. See Justice Lords episode in JL TAS.

[@MekhiTheOne]

Did you say batman can't handle a green Lantern green, if this is what you mean this is fuckin stupid

[@mike.n.n.7723]

Batman actually proved the Jokers point long ago When his parents were killed Batman went nuts You can't convince me that dressing up as a bat and prowling the streets of Gotham every night is something a sane person would do

[@ginoyesano5649]

@@mike.n.n.7723 If Batman were insane I would say his insanity is extreme obsession which would gove rise tot his enormous willpower and motivate him to do the things he does.

[@mike.n.n.7723]

@@ginoyesano5649 True, Batman is insane but his extreme willpower is what keeps his mostly in check Speaking of willpower, I have always thought that Batman would be the most powerful Green Lantern if he was granted a ring

[@ginoyesano5649]

@@mike.n.n.7723 Batman actually already has gotten a Green Lantern power ring in the comics, though I'm not sure how powerful he got and how powerful he would've gotten with more experience. I do think if he were to combine Green Lantern constructs with his usual tech, skills and tactics he could be one of the best Green Lanterns.

[@plague4661]

Just pull a Joker 2 on him

[@derekbroad9285]

In the comics, there was an alternate timeline that lobotomized the Joker. It's dark, but as far as one could tell, it worked. I guess that falls under immense harm though.

[@theonetheonlyzmoney1496]

That’s what I was thinking

[@brodypatenaude7258]

And Batman is against immense harm? He puts people in to wheelchairs for pete's sake!

[@Safi-Zargar]

​@@brodypatenaude7258🗿

[@jasonluigi1535]

He just needs a hug

[@fionna_cool_girl]

"How to stop Joker permanently without taking his life" Red Hood: Imma pretend I didn't see that

[@dirtymcghee]

Watching this after reading Three Jokers makes me feel like a time traveller