HOW TO STOP YOUR PORSCHE BEING STOLEN IN 2023

[@Davidb67]

Wel-dodgy looking geezer in the thumbnail 😂😂

[@JamesParus]

Whole keyless entry practicality is useless. Normal key is less hassle.

[@biggles8187]

Think someone stole your eyebrows buddy!!

[@roadrash76]

Keyless eyebrows

[@billtred4044]

@@roadrash76 🚼🍼👶

[@nykedria252]

That is rude

[@aboyandhisdog]

I've been told that a fuel pump cut-out switch is the way to go. It does seem to be an easy install and quite effective as long as the thief doesn't know you have one. Just a thought...

[@timdelbaere9672]

Satch, I’ve hidden a couple of those cheap Apple Air Tags inside mine. I know they are not dedicated trackers, but they’ve been working quite good. Batteries last about a year and are easy to replace.

[@martinb8419]

Remember to remove speakers

[@biggles8187]

Not to worry, we PM'd him. We'll see you tomorrow. The guy's cud do with a good laugh. 😆"Chasing a 2011 ford transit"🚐🌰AutoBlob🍍

[@billtred4044]

"unbelievablejeff100" youtube channel.. {Shark attack in Scotland - fisherman saved by his shoe} Oh what fun we'll have at Sherburn in Elmet.. Might be some puddles for Jeff Johnson to dive in😂

[@slapshot0074]

The tips are sound but the whole obsession with keyless entry in the first place led to one of the main issues. It was always going to be a massive design flaw and you shouldn't need to buy a pouch for your keys. This isn't progress and car manufacturers have endless excuses (and no interest) for why such poor choices are made.

[@ZahidHussain-ir3so]

Great tips. Wish this was around months ago when I got my 991.2 GTS. Thanks for the great content!

[@jonathanl2748]

I never knew about the faraday box or pouch. Thanks!

[@stevey-nwas1230]

On my 997 I have a disc steering lock on the car Fuel cut off switch Wheel clamp Quick release steering wheel

[@niallcassidy7219]

Brilliant tips Satch. Thanks so much pal.

[@bubbleandcharlie]

Hi Satch, I fitted a tracker to the battery, like the one you have mentioned and when my car went to Porsche for service they told me my warranty was invalid as I had fitted it and it wasn't a Porsche recommended tracker so I had to remove it to keep my warranty valid, a little unfair I think!!

[@Wendyjuicy]

What did you end up with?

[@bubbleandcharlie]

@@Wendyjuicy Hi, I ended buying a wireless, magnetic tracker, controlled via a sim card and app.Just call the number and it sends a message with GPS coordinates and a Google map of its location. Battery lasts about 60 days so have to keep check on battery and recharge accordingly, but works well, just hide it in the car, that's not obvious.

[@Wendyjuicy]

@@bubbleandcharlie did Porsche approve of this device and reinstated your warranty? Do you have the name of this gps?

[@pedroneves8288]

With Mercedes Keyless systems one can simply press the "close doors" button twice and it will desable the key fob keyless function. Do you think that Carsoft or any scan tool can desable the ignition and/or fuel pump systems? If one knows which fuses to disconnect it can also be of a great help in a car that seats for a long time in the garage or outside.

[@Davidb67]

Remember Mul-T-Locks? Had one on my Audi Coupe back in the late 90’s

[@100thomasmagnum]

Good tips. If can park indoors do it.

[@ThatCaymanGuy]

a mosberg is a great deterrent as well!

[@skynetsworld]

The steering wheel anti-theft bar you will use once maybe twice, after that it will spend the rest of it's days in the room where you store all the other things you used once maybe twice, so my advice would be: skip this purchase. 😁

[@Wendyjuicy]

I had one for the last 25 years…. It was stored in my garage in a unknown bucket. I finally took it to the dump… felt good flinging it into the metal bin. I said goodbye.

[@skynetsworld]

@@Wendyjuicy But you could have sold it. 😁

[@Wendyjuicy]

@@skynetsworld I didn’t think it was worth much.

[@morningglory7831]

At least he threw it out.

[@Brightsparks1960]

Very useful video and good advice - thank you

[@bigboycars]

How about a hidden fuel pump kill switch?

[@PrettyGreenMonk]

U can get a kill switch that stops the ignitio. Relay working

[@adamcaleb]

What dash cam are the best?

[@scnupe7]

Great video!! You forgot one deterrent: manual transmission ;)

[@karlfoster8654]

In the uk every one knows how to drive stick

[@Tazz-7375]

In the UK most people drive manual cars lol so that won't help

[@scnupe7]

Understood. Not the case in the US.

[@vanessahom1928]

You got that right!😂😂

[@Wendyjuicy]

What does it mean when manuals are popular? Just too much traffic to keep pressing on the pedal?

[@richiedebruyne7465]

I say this all the time what the fuck is wrong with having an actual key !!! Are we so lazy to put the key in and turn

[@tet2mor282]

Thank you

[@Mo-cs4qr]

Great video thank you!

[@stevosd60]

Fit Ghost. End of .

[@seamusmcfitz913]

Or, just buy a manual transmission ;)

[@andynorth426]

Wondered how the thieves restart the car I put my keys in the microwave

[@whalewatch5993]

let the car be stolen, then u can get a new one from insurance

[@kenthgreen2249]

👍🏽🇯🇲👍🏽 thanks

[@bobmcgehee1749]

There is one other way.

[@Flapperdepap]

All these tips are completely useless. Thieves that can relay a car key also have jammers. The also don’t give a damn about cameras, lights or alarms. They’re in and out within 90 seconds. This is including removing a steering lock cover. Cause those things can be picked with a waver in 3 seconds. The only thing that would actually help is installing a vingerprint scanner or code before being able to start the car. You’d still be keyless, but better. That said, if they really want it they’ll get it.

[@marianivanov6431]

next video should how to stolen porsche parts

[@andresmattos7541]

Tell him how much will cost to maintain this overpriced car and I'm sure no one will want to steal it.

[@morningglory7831]

^ Fastest ways of envy and jealousy. Just because you know you will never have one.