How To Survive A Rhea Attack (training Kevin p1)

I risk life and limb for you all. 👨🏻‍🌾🤝 love you sons.
Kevin’s getting there he’ll be eating out of my belly button in no time!
Love u guys
-Uncle Farmer Ben
#ostrichplug #rhea #farming #urbanfarming #birds #ostrich #emu

[@lolallyouwant1719]

"It definitely hurts" - He says calmly Kevin - *ripping skin off*

[@MegaEricPham]

Tis but a flesh wound.

[@ekkehard8]

lol (x100)

[@lilianaramirez1398]

Its maybe because he is already used to it?

[@lolallyouwant1719]

@@lilianaramirez1398 trust me, as someone who has worked with birds and owns a few, you can never get used to those bites lmao

[@lilianaramirez1398]

@@lolallyouwant1719 o- I feel bad for him-

[@s.o.4956]

“It’s such a beautiful....(slams gate on his face)....wonderful animal..”

[@Alteori]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ΝικόλαοςΘεοδωρίδης-γ6λ]

💀

[@thehatedclown5453]

It was his way of biting the bird back without losing an ear, eye or nose 🤣

[@jayservices9692]

That part was the funniest 😂😂😂

[@Chemspiracytheories]

😂😂😂

[@leofangd8501]

"such a beautiful.." *slams gate on Kevin's head* "...wonderful animal, one of God's creation, he's very lovely"

[@bullymaguire4691]

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHA

[@Apollo_Slayer]

Haahahahahaha

[@tttreyflip17]

I absolutely lost my shit there.

[@roguesample]

The exact part that got me too 🤣

[@rizzo6743]

Lmsooo same

[@caitlynryder8639]

Nearly 2 years on and Kevin still doesn't know he's lower on the pecking order

[@ErtM-vh5vs]

Orders always resolvable.

[@ekto6]

I don’t think knows anything besides seething disdain

[@jimmyboy131]

Kevin: "I am the senate!"

[@dfquartzidn6151]

Like one of Doomguy’s opponents lol

[@floob5338]

I don’t know what’s funnier your dog being named Poggers or you gently pushing Kevin’s head aside with a garbage lid lol

[@JoeMama-dv6jt]

GENTLY PUSHING KEVINS HEAD ASIDE

[@Anon1604]

I would like to enter Nugget the Chicken into the running.

[@poggerfish7985]

I thought i was the only one

[@aslanbatyrov8030]

😂😂

[@thedogbrandonchoked9830]

@@JoeMama-dv6jt yep

[@shamanrobyt6954]

"I need to establish boundaries" *slaps approaching death chicken with garbage lid*

[@PersonManManManMan]

Lol

[@agro9999]

if you think that's a slap. You built like a snowflake

[@fabianklein4432]

@@agro9999 jesus arent you a fun person

[@clutterbot7279]

@@agro9999 i really dont think Shaman meant "slap" in a severe way, it's just another synonym for *B O N K* in this case. chill your beans.

[@iProDevon]

@@agro9999 Who pissed in your cereal?

[@ralphschraven339]

The fact that he doesn't add any context or discloses what he's about to do makes the sudden garbage can slap all the more hilarious.

[@TournavisTheBlind]

He needs to establish boundaries **smack**

[@fatcat3696]

I like the One Piece profile photo

[@formularainbow]

@@fatcat3696 ORE NO KAIZOKU DAAAA CHOPPAAHHHH

[@seancomerford5724]

Idiot who stands there and gets their arm ripped open 😂

[@starstruck_PCs]

@@seancomerford5724 dude he’s so chill about it tho it’s just a casual Sunday afternoon

[@bubulle9844]

Can we just talk about how kevin ran to him at 0:48 😭

[@RepellentJeff]

“Where do you think you’re going!? We ain’t done here!”

[@moonsigil]

jumpscare 😂

[@notothe8915]

"You know what IS animal abuse? Him biting me". I feel that my guy.

[@lancsdragon2619]

For some reason this guy calmly fighting his giant bird is killing me

[@roebear]

its the fact that he's so calm and then going *smack* XD

[@SpikeyBagel]

@@roebear not *smack,* more like _smaaack, smaaack_

[@joaohenrique7128]

Was about to comment that

[@suruxstrawde8322]

Its a bird with a handle bar for a neck and weak stick legs- he's practically being attacked by a giant goose.

[@wiremonkeymother830]

​@@suruxstrawde8322 Geese are grouchy little brats so you might be onto something

[@huzica]

I love how there is an animal trying to kill him while he's just chilling acting like he can't feel anything 😂

[@MadBro64]

😂😂😂😂

[@SuperCallum112]

Yeah you can't freak out or anything when lizards/birds bite you, otherwise they learn that what they need to do to get what they want. Just gotta kind of grit your teeth and take it until they realise biting doesn't work.

[@ivanemilov522]

@@SuperCallum112 can you not just start running towards this dino while yelling like caveman to scare it or smth

[@peace420u7]

That's when you preform what I like to call inserting your dominance by smacking the shit outta it

[@noforwhat5767]

Lol

[@goldman5762]

Something about 0:47 hit my survival instinct in a way I didn't like, having an incoming threat rushing towards the camera only for the camera to be turned away and the location of the threat left ambiguous. There's gotta be some kind of cinematographic term for a shot like that. Kevin has the atmosphere of a dangerous predator is what I'm trying to say.

[@footass887]

Ur a baby

[@purple7056]

Ben: 🚶‍♂️‍➡️

[@TheSoulknight19]

Rhea: *attempting to strip the meat from the opposition's bones with his beak* Human: This is not so bad *Proceeds to casual smack rhea with a garbage lid* Also Karen is my wife now.

[@AndroidFerret]

I am kinda thinking thats the problem ...this bird protects his wife and area...

[@jacobbugenhagen2648]

Why is there only two replies in a comment with 1 k likes

[@gaboderflinger7854]

@@AndroidFerret No, he’s not protecting, ad you saw he’s trying to compete for dominance since he knows that the farmer is harmless for him and all the others in there. Kevin is just a competitive prick.

[@AndroidFerret]

@@jacobbugenhagen2648 good question

[@shak-alt1235]

@@jacobbugenhagen2648 there is nothing more to be said

[@Nicobes.]

0:45 literally the funniest shit is where he turns the camera around it’s just chasing right after him with its beak wide open LMAOO

[@JJ-me4yu]

I thought it was hella funny too🤣🤣🤣

[@beingcharliebray3681]

I'm crying at that moment and just saw this comment 🤣🤣🤣

[@MrYabber]

0:49 😂😂

[@benjo3355]

My Heart skipped a beat at that part! Looool! 😅🤣😂💀😭

[@kingali1693]

Fr😭😭😭

[@whodatdrifty8606]

“What a lovely animal” Literally draining blood out of his arm😂

[@joshuaurbany6468]

One of God's creatures, truly.

[@dannyguitardrums]

My ex was the same.

[@whodatdrifty8606]

@@dannyguitardrums 😂

[@cjnrc1305]

"you see it kinda freaks him out, oOoOooOoh" *slids trash can lid on birb head*

[@getbaccty8626]

🤣🤣🤣

[@TeaOnTue]

Oh my god I was so unprepared for that I burst into laughter/tears 😂 damn boi

[@Domo0116]

I lost it 😂😂😂😂

[@domoxio]

birb

[@deleted2636]

Slides*

[@Sumschmuck]

How to defend yourself against a Rhea. 1. Stay calm 2. Casually approach rhea 3. Grab that foo by the neck

[@rheagomes5340]

😂😂😂

[@YoungSavage_-om1rf]

FR BRO HE WOULD GET THE F OUT OF MY WAY 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@joeygee4026]

😂😂😂😂

[@silverwind9906]

Lmaooooo

[@tweedekleutertransvaal9272]

Thats actually the most passive aggressive ive ever seen LMAOOOO🤣🤣💀💀

[@TheDragonLegacy]

"He needs to learn he's on the lower pecking order, so to speak" I'm about to watch a man fight a bird

[@lem1681]

Bitch slap 101

[@mistypeaks1375]

Casually throws out a pun

[@VeryFamousActor]

That bird is a dinosaur lol

[@gabrielpenteado8769]

B R U H I SAW UR COMMENT WHILE HE TALKED UR COMMENT B R Y H

[@lancsdragon2619]

With a bin lid

[@bigmike8586]

Ben's left forearm was a lot smoother and less battle-scarred back in these days. Goodness has he come far, may the Lord never stop blessing us with your work and your presence, Ben

[@Rangernewb5550]

He's come a long way

[@abutterynoodle9347]

I love how Karen looks like a doctor Seuss creation while Kevin looks like something from Jurassic Park

[@MigWith]

Well, not wrong, they are dinos

[@X4KalekusBeats]

LMAOOO

[@mlgtv5667]

Hahaahahhaha

[@anders8461]

Kevin's breathing when he bites, he's raptor all right XD

[@juan2049]

Dr Suess? Don’t let the LGBT read this

[@themindset4164]

This is so funny because he's just casually running away and fighting off the bird while being so nice.

[@deisk2707]

It's just his everyday in his life

[@Cai7S]

Ik this is random but... Translate "up" English to Romanian

[@themindset4164]

@@Cai7S sus

[@Mosesinmusic]

🤣

[@4sethx]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/qILQhYGHgaiDaLM .

[@AverytheCubanAmerican]

In the wild, a rhea can sprint at 40mph and deliver a nasty kick to predators that try to attack But luckily, Kevin hasn't tried that yet

[@TheUrbanRescueRanch]

I love you Avery 👨🏻‍🌾🤝

[@laurenlevy9378]

It’s the use of the word yet that is truly concerning

[@DanVegas27]

You again? You every where bro

[@ovalith756]

I see you everywhere-

[@trashpanda2938]

*yet*

[@YoungClarke]

I love coming back to see the origin of Kevin. How there was such patience and tolerance and an expectation that he would learn. Cut to today and it is just accepted. “Kevin is evil and you smack him with the riot shield” Never change, Kevin. You monster dinosaur

[@JW-ln9ln]

I had high hopes for Kevin.

[@alecLogan]

“He’ll learn” was Kevin’s “I can fix him,” and his response is “Not in this mortal coil.”

[@spiralrose]

Kevin needs to be paired up with Karen from the useless farm channel. They are two of a kind

[@boluwarin]

😂😂😂

[@teijaflink2226]

Kevin just knows that he's supposed to be the alpha.

[@datbishboo6956]

KEVIN IS LITERALLY TRYING TO BITE OFF HIS FLESH AND HES LIKE "mmm well if you look here,, uh- he is definetly trying to kill me but thats ok"

[@AlexN0704]

"It hurts? Well yea ofc it does alot , but like life hurts too and thats ok" This man is so chill 😂

[@datbishboo6956]

@@AlexN0704 ikr HHSDG

[@ivan_iii6271]

Yee, that's how it works

[@datbishboo6956]

@@ivan_iii6271 very nas

[@z0sick87]

Your thousandth like your welcome

[@Alex-K94]

"Such a beautiful... wonderful animal" *Slams door in his face*

[@General_Klytus]

🤣🤣

[@poofcheeseburgers8331]

Fooni

[@Alex-K94]

@Xavier McKnight yeah... I like fůn¬y štu¿¿!

[@jejeroy]

A Gently slam

[@stewartgoodwin9488]

And them slapping him with a trashcan

[@WushuFreak96]

"It just kinda freaks him out. - UouOUouOuo! UuOouoUouuOu!" Gotta love this man's positivity. What a legend.

[@DuongTran-th1yh]

Yes (2)

[@milchpackungszertreter6769]

Yes (3)

[@WushuFreak96]

Stop it!

[@centntn]

Yes (4)

[@DarkH4358]

Yes (5)

[@DippyTheFresh]

Man, been 3 years already, so much changed…except Kevin

[@PereiraCJ020]

yeah its crazy to think ive been watching for 3 years now

[@kanoaikawach]

"I'll tell you what's animal abuse, Kevin hurting me." *camera turns to see Kevin squaring up*

[@pheonicninja2259]

he wanted to but got backhanded by a trash can lid

[@tobiaspatterson4457]

1:40

[@Domo0116]

Not squaring up 😂😭😂😭😂

[@aussiedabirb8383]

Reminds me of that emu with arms gif

[@abrahamsomething7471]

Bro if the dino chicken could talk dino chicken: (sees guy) I will freaking kill you, come over that gate punk ass and take this beating like a man KZbinr: jack robinsons the side of the dino chickens face dino chicken: forgets who he is and questions existence itself for about ten seconds, then sees guy and the cycle repeats lol

[@dradamov]

I really like the fact that he explains what should be done if we ever encounter specifically Kevin.

[@theeguy9022]

Well Kevin does tend to get around

[@rtothemutha]

@@theeguy9022 obviously

[@Thoughtmage100]

The chances are indeed small, but never zero.

[@jamaaltankard3728]

Alternative title: How to survive a Kevin Attack (rhea training) pt 1

[@KitsunekoOwO]

Maybe he manages to break out of prison like Gort did 🤔 It's important to know how to defeat him

[@accepthisname]

I love how casually he narrates and walks around as if there isn't an albino Big Bird trying to murder him the entire time.

[@NameName-yj7lp]

“ I WILL RIP OF YOUR SKIN AND MAKE IT INTO A RUG” “ Hahah Kevin’s pretty”

[@sam9014]

IMR

[@slinkygreyhound6994]

It’s a training video idiot the whole point... 🤦‍♂️

[@ladya4463]

😂🤣😂

[@neverbullymeh]

@@slinkygreyhound6994 Its a joke bro

[@TheObsoletist33]

I love when you first see a close up of Kevin, you can instantly tell he has an attitude problem.

[@ruzahel6287]

Everything about this is hilarious. Him asking his dog to protect him and commenting on how a bird named Karen and nugget are the nicest beings. And him stealing a rhea’s wife.

[@timael.]

Lol

[@UncleBen-s]

forsenCD MY MAN

[@thegnome9529]

I actually laughed out loud which almost never happens when he said ”karen is my wife”

[@thegnome9529]

And also how he just calmly walks around choke holding s bird while its biting his arm lol

[@noobkingd706]

Is the nicest one getting chocked?

[@shad0w7x56]

Its oddly satisfying watching kevins face get slowly pushed by the black lid thing.

[@ianj3466]

It's like those ragdoll video game physics

[@sweetwater6319]

2:15 XD

[@IShaderI]

I read this before seeing it and I was a bit confused. But you are not wrong...

[@upc.barcodes83]

He looks hella scared 🤣🤣 1:51

[@agentgrey5696]

Pos

[@matttypes2695]

I’ll tell you what’s animal abuse: This animal is abusing me.

[@thalys1015]

Lol

[@prakharmishra5583]

That was hilarious

[@arthurhuang8121]

maybe i am an animal

[@cumykaze2435]

@@arthurhuang8121 now funni

[@whowouldntsimpforjin5564]

It’s is true

[@willhannusch]

"if this was an ostrich I'd be dead a long time ago" meanwhile a year later he's kissing homelander directly on the beak

[@starchu4538]

As you can see, it's a beautiful animal- Kevin: * Heavy breathing and biting while trying to tear off and eat your skin *

[@stevenl4688]

Juzzzzz

[@lunatic2178]

If I ever see Kevin he's going to die

[@lilplague4857]

@@lunatic2178 okay internet tough guy

[@rishirajsaikia1323]

@@lilplague4857 what if he is also actually tough in real life ?

[@10zin9]

Yes

[@martincitopants]

It's always the Kevins

[@InsertNameHere540]

yes

[@dread7531]

Didnt expect to see you here but noice Also: ksp content is also nice Many thanks

[@1cj]

Bruh

[@bajenbilly]

It’s always the Jebs

[@Noctillia]

Should have named him Kyle, would've attacked the drywall instead.

[@errorghostt]

"He needs to establish boundaries." *smacks Kevin with a trash can lid*

[@BigYoshi0809]

Trash can lid: YEET.

[@JA.4]

*smacks gently

[@shrishikesh2292]

That's straight outta some cartoon

[@TaylorFocused]

😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@hodb3906]

Works on women and children too.

[@Igor_054]

As a resident of South America, I am not imune to the possibility of one day having to confront a bull Rhea. I am glad I've found this video first, as I now realize how unprepared I was.

[@rectaldestructionisnotlove4091]

Just grab it by the neck and beat it against the concrete. Or snap its neck.

[@lashaythestrange]

There are whole lot of Kevins and Karens running around?

[@QueenofTNT]

@@lashaythestrangeyeah, Rheas are native to South America, and they move in loose groups, so there’s entire territories full of wild Karens and Kevins.

[@Tonkah]

Kevin: 0:48 My anxiety for some reason: 📈📈📈📈

[@Bajongus]

I laughed

[@ia2470]

WHY IS IT LOOKING STRAIGHT AT THE CAMERA

[@0bscuraNoxx]

I'm sorry, that part was fucking terrifying. 💀

[@lyinxpinx3674]

I laughed so hard i started chocking💀💀💀

[@mattu.8062]

@@kamerstoel1023 same bro, same.

[@a.h8606]

“That’s how he knows I’m the alpha” “Karen’s my wife” Shit just went from 0 to 100 real quick

[@Volkaer]

I got some NSFW mental images right there XD

[@ritwikg.8006]

Maybe thats the reason Kevin loathes him with a vengeance lmao.

[@cottonlarry8470]

Bestality: +100%

[@randomshortsvideos2]

Likes in comments doesnt do shit

[@CrazymarioO-cf9yf]

@@randomshortsvideos2 well it means people like it.

[@Guran.M]

"I'll tell you whats animal abuse, Kevin hurting me" You know, Just for this sentence alone you aren't wrong

[@Quiv3rYT]

True

[@God-gi9iu]

O

[@peripheralmaster3265]

lol fr

[@sacr3]

Well, The human animal in this situation caged the other animal and is now providing the other animal with what it needs to survive, in a cage. So the Human animal, as kind as it is, is putting itself into this situation through choice alone. The Bird animal just doesn't want to be around this Human animal, but can't simply leave - its trapped, so it pushes the human animal away. Instead of listening, the human animal keeps returning for more. So in the end, its not necessarily animal abuse as much as its an animal unhappy with its captors presence.

[@obiwankenobi1608]

@@sacr3 If that was the case the other one would be unhappy as well. However as you can see the other one in the video is docile. If an animal is unhappy in an enclosure it usually has to do with a change in its enclosure. He even explained it in the video. You obviously didn't listen.

[@GroshTheGod]

Kevin cutting in and running at 0:48 made me burst out laughing

[@princesmith8008]

"Come here you fu...." 👁👄👁

[@davidlane1248]

I've only seen less than 4 minutes of this man's life and I already know he's a national treasure

[@fernandorodriguez876]

Nah

[@elijahr0ck730]

Indeed

[@davidlane1248]

@@fernandorodriguez876 don't be jealous just because *KAREN ISN'T YOUR WIFE*

[@fernandorodriguez876]

@@davidlane1248 ouch dude that one hurt

[@donniepierce2293]

@@fernandorodriguez876 chill out homeboy

[@morewelyn]

5 seconds in and i knew this was gonna be a banger of a vid

[@mychickensandwich4762]

Why am I not surprised to find you here

[@Tippa2000]

Glizzzy

[@weinus_258]

AYYY WELYN

[@cremebrulee2484]

Ayy welyn

[@muffemod]

🤣🤣🤣

[@Nitro-bg1sn]

0:01 "I got this little glizzy here" 0:21 The neck grab 0:43 "Poggers is no help at all" 0:48 Kevin is charging 1:05 "Such a beautiful animal" - Slams head into gate 1:19 Trash can lid smack out of nowhere 2:15 Starts hissing at Kevin 2:28 Poggers is a dog 3:06 Poggers has been taking the eggs I don't know if this was meant to be absurdist but literally every shot is a new twist

[@lemmekaiyourmui9158]

Forgot: 2:24 “Karen is MY wife”

[@spazattack215]

Idk if I would be as calm as that guy.. I would either run, kick or punch that friggin bird in the head. (Most likely run tbh)

[@farmtomeme6265]

Also 3:22 Reveals wildlife rehab fundraising 3:38 Rat trap is empty 3:42 The kiss goodbye.

[@rhazy9337]

Pog

[@kurochii4404]

I laughed way to hard at this comment

[@GlorifiedGremlin]

I can't believe after all this time hes gotten no better lol but I gotta hand it to him, Kevin launched the success of this channel

[@Jaguar-ds4pt]

"Don't say it's on animal abuse, it's not. I'll tell you what's animal abuse, kevin hurting me." 😂😂😂😂😂 bruh that line hit hard

[@KingHikari_xx]

That shit was valid😂😂😭😭😭😂😂😂😭

[@vizardcero8530]

Real af lol

[@chrisschoenthaler5184]

“If this was an ostrich, I would be dead already.” Indeed. There are some animals that humans just aren’t supposed to interact with.

[@Socktupus]

Plenty of people own ostriches. They’re really not so bad.

[@KayLo_The_Legend]

@@Socktupus yeah but they probably weren't just plucked out of the wild. The chill ones were probably raised by humans

[@treehugers1000]

@@KayLo_The_Legend Neither was Kevin to my knowledge.

[@chrisschoenthaler5184]

@@Socktupus They are the closest thing to dinosaurs that remain in this world, and they know it.

[@jamesmoriarty4236]

@@chrisschoenthaler5184 I thought that was crocodiles

[@suryapratap56]

"such a beautiful, wonderful animal, one of god's creation" *Slams door on its face

[@flynn8845]

xD

[@mariya_tortilla]

lmfaooooo

[@weed3950]

1:05

[@rachelpetrilli3477]

The best moment xD

[@p33psg1rl5]

lmao

[@Ajaxx47]

Lmfao when you pan the camera and Kevin is running full speed mouth open at you, I legit folded laughing 😂 🤣🤣

[@princesmith8008]

👁👄👁

[@boratpajamas_]

Kevin just wakes up and chooses violence.

[@assassinsblade1463]

Peace was never an option

[@GabrielMoura-gt9jb]

[ your goose has evolved into " *KEVIN* " ]

[@levibull6063]

He didn't choose the thug life The thug life choose him

[@jayhokum5413]

Every. Single. Day.

[@frasermartin345]

Peace isn't an option

[@teamss5092]

0:49 THAT RUNNING AT THE CAMERA HAD ME DEAD 😭😭🤣🤣🤣😂

[@mewk6456]

SAME LMFAOO

[@throwaway569]

RIP

[@jarjardaze2485]

I'm wheezing

[@oh_no7938]

*insert horror movie chase music*

[@SouljaLoc]

Looks like a horror game 🤣🤣

[@Winter-CIG]

00:49 this shot right here would define an era.

[@ASENDOMUSIC]

lol

[@Cohen-]

it absolutely would. This video is what got me into watching Ben only a few months after this video initially came out. I stopped watching him a few months after this came out too though lol. Right around the time he was moving to his new home

[@ASENDOMUSIC]

Same here!@@Cohen-

[@Sleek673]

Can you imagine living next to this guy? Like you look out the window and he's slapping the bird with a trash can lid

[@skylerthompson8652]

I used to raise turkeys in town. Weird fucking looks were a daily occurrence

[@mikep9312]

Beef cows can be real Kevin's too but you just smack a stick on the ground and they back off.

[@nameholdingplace]

😂

[@vibonwer]

lol

[@nickylodean6559]

It’s not a bird it’s a rhea

[@anusficker-hw2xe]

Kevin hasnt changed a bit in almost two years, he truly is one of the rhea ever

[@mabylene]

Kevin can never change! He's the OG just like Pogs and DaBaby. Big Ounce did make me super sad, though. He's an honorary OG

[@somekiwi7779]

The day Kevin stops trying to kill Ben is the day hell freezes over

[@UnboxJunkie]

"It's very lovely" 😂 I don't know why this was recommend but I'm glad it was.

[@kachigga]

Industrial Society and Its Future by Theodore Kaczynski INTRODUCTION 1. The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race. They have greatly increased the life-expectancy of those of us who live in “advanced” countries, but they have destabilized society, have made life unfulfilling, have subjected human beings to indignities, have led to widespread psychological suffering (in the Third World to physical suffering as well) and have inflicted severe damage on the natural world. The continued development of technology will worsen the situation. It will certainly subject human being to greater indignities and inflict greater damage on the natural world, it will probably lead to greater social disruption and psychological suffering, and it may lead to increased physical suffering even in “advanced” countries. 2. The industrial-technological system may survive or it may break down. If it survives, it MAY eventually achieve a low level of physical and psychological suffering, but only after passing through a long and very painful period of adjustment and only at the cost of permanently reducing human beings and many other living organisms to engineered products and mere cogs in the social machine. Furthermore, if the system survives, the consequences will be inevitable: There is no way of reforming or modifying the system so as to prevent it from depriving people of dignity and autonomy. 3. If the system breaks down the consequences will still be very painful. But the bigger the system grows the more disastrous the results of its breakdown will be, so if it is to break down it had best break down sooner rather than later. 4. We therefore advocate a revolution against the industrial system. This revolution may or may not make use of violence; it may be sudden or it may be a relatively gradual process spanning a few decades. We can’t predict any of that. But we do outline in a very general way the measures that those who hatetheindustrial system should take in order to prepare the way for a revolution against that form of society. This is not to be a POLITICAL revolution. Its object will be to overthrow not governments but the economic and technological basis of the present society. 5. In this article we give attention to only some of the negative developments that have grown out of the industrial-technological system. Other such developments wementiononly briefly orignore altogether. This does not mean that we regard these other developments as unimportant. For practical reasons we have to confine our discussion to areas that have received insufficient public attention or in which we have something new to say. For example, since there are well-developed environmental and wilderness movements, we have written very little about environmental degradation or the destruction of wild nature, even though we consider these to be highly important. THE PSYCHOLOGY OF MODERN LEFTISM 6. Almost everyone will agree that we live in a deeply troubled society. One of the most widespread manifestations of the craziness of our world is leftism, so a discussion of the psychology of leftism can serve as an introduction to the discussion of the problems of modern society in general. 7. But what is leftism? During the first half of the 20th century leftism could have been practically identified with socialism. Today the movement is fragmented and it is not clear who can properly be called a leftist. When we speak of leftists in this article we have in mind mainly socialists, collectivists, “politically correct” types, feminists, gay and disability activists, animal rights activists and the like. But not everyone who is associated with one of these movements is a leftist. What we are trying to get at in discussing leftism is not so much movement or an ideology as a psychological type, or rather a collection of related types. Thus, what we meanby“leftism” will emerge moreclearly in the course of our discussion of leftist psychology. (Also, see paragraphs 227-230.) 8. Even so, our conception of leftism will remain a good deal less clear than we would wish, but there doesn’t seem to be any remedy for this. All we are trying to do here is indicate in a rough and approximate way the two psychological tendencies that we believe are the main driving force of modern leftism. We by no means claim to be telling the WHOLE truth about leftist psychology. Also, our discussion is meant to apply to modern leftism only. We leave open the question of the extent to which our discussion could be applied to the leftists of the 19th and early 20th centuries. 9. The two psychological tendencies that underlie modern leftism we call “feelings of inferiority” and “oversocialization”. Feelings of inferiority are characteristic of modern leftism as a whole, while oversocialization is characteristic only of a certain segment of modern leftism; but this segment is highly influential. FEELINGS OF INFERIORITY 10. By “feelings of inferiority” we mean not only inferiority feelings in the strict sense but a whole spectrum of related traits; low self-esteem, feelings of powerlessness, depressive tendencies, defeatism, guilt, self-hatred, etc.

[@thetriborg9588]

I don’t know why the other dude wrote a novel but I agree I’m glad it was too

[@BradElliot]

2:31 am and its a lovely video

[@the-fool666]

Yep

[@NBCS_STOPMOTION]

Same

[@_TIO]

bird: biting, attacking, doing tax fraud and hurting the innocent my main man: look at this beautiful creature *slaps a bin lid over the bird*

[@TK-ee1wx]

my bird NEVER messes up my taxes.

[@princessazula7676]

*LIMU EMU*

[@koryreid7400]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@asmqb7222]

Is this... is this tax fraud you speak of "im comiting tax fraud" tax fraud? If so, perfect reference.

[@kitari3655]

I'm losing my shit at this comment

[@CreatorsHubCreates]

2 years later and Kevin is still a menace

[@jacobsuarez8644]

Kevin is beautiful and is one of Gods creations *slams gate into head*

[@anthropomorphizedrock]

BEST PART

[@rachels8235]

Lmao bless this guy tho

[@stingywingy1607]

Very poorly designed creation just like almost everything

[@fillingchicken]

😀

[@CallMeZero_99]

Lmao

[@valiantdiesel1332]

Death chicken: *pecking dude with a vengeance* Dude: *unleashes bin lid bonk* Death chicken: 'understandable have a nice day'

[@complexgamer2878]

Yes lol

[@ritaangelina836]

I love this coment so much lol

[@rockking1168]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣death chicken....hell goose

[@cristopherrivas5417]

no no NOT THE BIN LID NO NOOOO

[@valiantdiesel1332]

@@rockking1168 Hell goose is brilliant

[@bradleyfaddis1577]

“I’ll tell you what’s animal abuse...Kevin hurting me”🤣🤣🤣

[@GabrielSouto]

i was not expecting to hear that! ahahahahaha

[@aabe1189]

@@4sethx Report this bot.

[@muhammadmudassar3576]

In first half, I thought he was gonna do something to pugg.

[@inyoface05]

I will always love how the video starts with Kevin tearing at the fence. He may act like a lil devil, but you can't help but love the fella

[@mehmetemincicek3266]

**"Hey guys, this is Kevin. Today he's gonna kill me"** _5 seconds later:_ **"As you can see guys, he is currently ripping my arm skin off and it deffinetly hurts."**

[@justacommentercommenting]

don't mined me I'm just here to inform you your comment is doing well.

[@pencilbender]

@@justacommentercommenting its a good day to be their comment

[@trueninja-gaming2279]

Kevin: *tries ripping off a chunk of his flesh* Him: *very calm* “Well as you see, it does hurt”

[@n4th0シ]

I love just seeing a brown chicken and the owner looks at it and says hi nugget

[@Casey093]

But "it does not always draw blood"... so that is a good thing... maybe? :-)

[@kaleiah2800]

“it definetly hurts.” *says in the most calm monotone voice ever*

[@OsirisMawn]

I think he's used to it

[@testhekid]

he's nuts

[@organicspectroscopy7242]

Reminded me of the "Hi Ron, Hi Billy" video.. that's another very calm "it hurts". :P

[@AnonymousOblivion]

It does hurt, he's just speaking 'stream of conscious' from the logical part of his brain to hide it.

[@vipset87]

"karen is a good girl who doesnt attack me on sight" you sure her name is KAREN? lol

[@rickle_.pickle]

"It definitely hurts" Kevin eating him and returning world war II:

[@KineticVT]

To be fair I'd also be pretty freaked out if I was trying to square up with a guy and his response was to gently slide a garbage lid against my head

[@cannedasparagus]

“gently slide a garbage lid against my head”

[@alextheferret5674]

"woo woo woo woo woo woo woooo"

[@thefacebiters]

ROFLMAO

[@baileyembrick6788]

I’m high af and this comment was way funnier than it should have been bc of it

[@estebanloco]

@@baileyembrick6788 dude same

[@PrincipalSkinner3190]

0:48 POV: The last thing you see before you die.

[@majoramarket7998]

😂

[@malachibennetts6400]

😂

[@jamesmcnutt6966]

😂

[@utentediyoutube6812]

AHAHA

[@BLDw_TT]

😭

[@michaelfouladi4961]

You know it’s Texas when the man is gently slapping a bird with a garbage can lid to assert dominance. This is a gem

[@nate7LP_my_dog_found_the_knife]

*writes notes down* "Use trash lid to assert dominance...might work on boss".

[@HUEnshiro_do_Norte]

@@nate7LP_my_dog_found_the_knife 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@OneLostTexan]

I also saw the 5 point star on the fence and knew it was Texas.

[@maximilianwonschik1304]

its australia though... (in fact I'm dumb)

[@OneLostTexan]

@@maximilianwonschik1304, look on the channel description and tell me what it says.

[@ericheckenkamp6091]

"You don't have to do it hard..." Two years later, "Oh hello...THWACK!"

[@whiteheart9218]

Kevin: "COME FIGHT ME HUMAN !" *Suddenly gets hit on the head* Kevin: “who am I ?”

[@xxxmasterxxx0959]

Kevin see the human: I don't know who you are but I hate you

[@madhavpayyadakkath2709]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Paddydukes89]

@@xxxmasterxxx0959 like an enemy guard catching sight of the player

[@raybilalkharalkharal3825]

Hiii how are u

[@vipset87]

"karen is a good girl who doesnt attack me on sight" are you SURE her name is KAREN? 🤔😀

[@kryterseretgwrf9823]

I’m from Russia. This video represents everything I know about Texas according to the memes.

[@DukeSolaire]

[From Russia/Eastern Europe] [Patholgic 2 pfp] yeah that checks out. Good taste btw.

[@maxislate5741]

Im pretty sure this is Australia

[@l.apastore4208]

@@maxislate5741 that man is American.

[@suburbanindie]

It says Texas but his accent sounds Canadian to me.

[@scaredyhart268]

Texas is pretty great but no I dont know if they just be over here dominating large land birds 😂

[@MattKrause2134]

Ben: exists Kevin: and I took that personally

[@punkletongaming2174]

1k likes and no replies?

[@user-ie5ft9el2k]

Empty replies wow

[@kukiSkuwlzX3]

Everyone said “fuck you and take me like and no reply”

[@natedog8836]

4

[@thatoneguy9615]

BEHOLD! A FIFTH COMMENT!!! AS WAS FORETOLD!

[@MrClintstopher]

Honestly, Kevin is the main character of this series. The Urban Rescue Ranch lore is the (training Kevin) story

[@realkingofantarctica]

This has gotta be the most passive aggressively wholesome video I've ever seen.

[@jakolmydig960]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/rWmZo6KqpbWIZ7M

[@taco2422]

yes

[@TnT_F0X]

You need to assert your dominance, slow cook the biggest turkey you can find on a spit and stare at Kevin the whole time.

[@verticalflyingb737]

That would've gave him trauma

[@thebroomsweepergaming1369]

@@verticalflyingb737 That's the idea

[@TnT_F0X]

@@verticalflyingb737 but he wouldn't try to bite me once he watches me eat a slow roasted drumstick.

[@Leoppassion]

well I guess that's one way

[@freddysfuntimefleshlight8094]

Yes😭

[@soupgun2718]

I recommend getting a long grabby pole or just a long stick like object to fend off Kevin. It works with my brother but it should also work for Kevin. edit: what the heck, this was just a lil joke, why so many likes I don't understand-

[@snek4877]

He sure got me in the first half

[@Rhamburgers_420]

Good advice. I’ll try this with my brother

[@xxemma_gracexxd.4209]

I have one of those!! Its in my closet.

[@whippethacreem7299]

I didn't have a stick so I used a spear. My brother wont wake up :(

[@ireconnect]

😂, TBH my arrow (for a bow) also works well. Just don't shank em.

[@andreasp3452]

You should meet the girl from the Useless farm channel

[@okinja1673]

0:49 the last thing you see before death

[@Illusionz-de2mo]

HHahahahhaha

[@dariuswhiley7398]

😂

[@abdulrehmanmir1423]

Good one😂

[@lt94776]

😂😂

[@crooked420s5]

Dude I’m on my toes haha

[@JudgeNicodemus]

Poggers, Nugget, Karen and Kevin. Jesus this man is a genius when it comes to naming creatures.

[@Willian774]

As a non english fluent and discovering this channel right now, I was “what the fuck is the context here? What is he talking about” for a moment

[@borninqueens1]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@dropsmic3224]

I had a gecko called lil uzi and a ferret called primrose

[@ethan_rummel]

😂😂

[@spidercatgaming3229]

He understands memes he is the chosen one

[@zentus4780]

I love the fact that he has a chicken named Nugget and a dog named Poggers

[@ztomoe]

average Jojo fan

[@Tinlion09]

Nugget is an extremely good name for a chicken, especially with brown feathers.

[@sicadafly]

and a kangaroo that is hit rapper and artist dababy

[@thuriusth5997]

Less go

[@gggrumpyyyy]

Now poggers is a poggers name 🤧

[@jsweizston5410]

People who think that's abuse have never been on a farm or anywhere near the middle of nowhere.

[@GabrielXzavier]

it was just funny- he literally turns the camera towards himself as he’s getting attacked and he’s just very calmly like “yeah you pretty much just wanna chill” “oh and that’s my dog poggers”

[@capybara9521]

Bots liked comment

[@GabrielXzavier]

@@capybara9521 oh damn- i just thought it was a genuine moment 😳

[@zaishijunior9455]

"Hi Poggers"

[@RosieRoan]

Ben: "Violence is never the answer." Kevin: *"Violence is the question, and the answer is **_YES."_*

[@kristaj428]

😂😂😂

[@gasusallynv2777]

😭😭😭

[@chinawall1359]

If violence isnt the answer, you didnt use enough

[@Black_Knight_-BK-]

"You gotta treat a car like you treat a woman"

[@Thefreakyfreek]

RIP and tear until it is done

[@teeforthewin]

The way you’re able to be so calm and maintain your composure while being bitten so hard really is commendable. Kevin is a bad boy.

[@whatTFisThis]

Eh honestly its normal for me, panicking does nothing, we have geese and sheep, and when geese hiss and shit, its really an empty threat, run at them with your arms outstretched and they fuck off, rams however...

[@majascorpia7912]

@@whatTFisThis i can't help it, its so fucking funny to image😂😂😂😂

[@whatTFisThis]

@@majascorpia7912 yea its funny to see lol, they run away from a human running while t posing, I mean thats basically what they do

[@majascorpia7912]

@@whatTFisThis that's crazy tho I couldn't calm down in this situation, they would chase me until I'm laying on the ground, picking on me😂😭

[@whatTFisThis]

@@majascorpia7912 na its an empty threat they would just hiss, if you walk away they scream their heads off in "victory" running and t posing only scares them off, if theyre really stupid they keep on hissing their empty threats the stupid ones even hiss a fucking horses, as if that is threating to a 1,000lb animal that could easily crush their skulls without effort

[@squirekev]

Kevin is not doing the world of Kevins any favors. When he mentioned an ostrich would kill him in the same situation as he got bit for the third time, I realised this is the most patient person in the universe: he truly loves the animals he keeps. Respect.

[@snowflakethealfa7832]

“He needs to establish boundaries” *smacks with garbage can lid* “so this is what i have to do” *smacks with garbage can lid again* shit had me dying🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@zolymuz8303]

Gently **

[@UNDEADCREATOR]

@@zolymuz8303 yeah you just wanna hit them real gently proceeds to slow motion the clip in reality slap the fuck out of them 😂

[@kingsavage8893]

“Gently”

[@dekarmeryalmar8774]

*calmly

[@boyinblue.]

Me too, and my throat hurts so it’s not good lol.

[@berryrue12]

"I'll tell you what's animal abuse: what kevin does to me." "You see if this was an ostrich, I'd be dead already." I love this man's energy.

[@everywhereattheendoftime]

Ehmmmm... Second!!!

[@ooghaboogha4362]

Kinetic or Potential o_O

[@natedog8836]

1

[@auugh43546]

@@everywhereattheendoftime Ehmmm.... i am currently holding a building hostage i have planted several bombs the people are gathered in the middle the police are coming i will turn the bombs on

[@the_fallero]

Oh well nvm

[@thefireman17492]

"you pitiful human, I'm the ruler he-" "go to your cell" *Bonk*

[@dstyer6128]

What I really want to see, truly, seriously, is an entire video of you chasing Kevin around. Not giving him time to reset, just put him in constant flight mode for 30 minutes to an hour and see if it scares the violence out of him lolol.

[@dude-gh5ru]

"Definitely-definitely hurts." Continues to talk in a calming voice while a bird bites him.

[@crimsonsky2688]

A giant bird*

[@cryptfire3158]

couldn't he just take his other hand and point the head away from his arm?

[@kinglegend7243]

@@cryptfire3158 yea I mean he just needs to use his third arm

[@blueenderman3322]

Stolen from a comment that has 21 likes

[@blueenderman3322]

84 likes

[@RainWelsh]

The shot of Kevin at 0:48 is legitimately terrifying though, imagine if you didn’t know he was there and you turned around to that.

[@fefek1]

He legit looks like king ghidorah at that scene except its 1 head, and HIS NAME IS ALSO KEVIN AHH-

[@getdiddled]

I’m high. It freaked me tf out

[@TerranceGeorge222]

@@getdiddled YO SAME MAN! i jumped out my seat

[@tunatros8317]

I would shit myself and quitely waiting for die

[@vixenal]

Karen, Kevin, nugget, and poggers. The ultimate meme combo

[@marksmanpistol2148]

Honestly

[@Adoptmestuff.4]

Lol exactly

[@nad1ax2]

@Haiiro Jin The next animal should rightly be called Based God. We already have a DaBaby and a Poggers

[@garrettschak8372]

Lol

[@williamharrington757]

Lol, Nugget was the name of my gold-colored hamster

[@thewelfairshop4164]

I love all animals get that clear rn. But Kevin their needs put in his place. Grab his head and shove it into the dirt and hold it thie till he's calm do that a few times after he attacks you. He will stop

[@possumguy23]

Go watch his recent videos. HE WON'T .

[@thewelfairshop4164]

@@possumguy23 cause he's a more tolerant man then myself.

[@imaginaryproud6562]

that would be animal abuse

[@MrRumpy]

The only Karen in history to not be the problem.

[@moneygo123]

Underrated comment lmfao I love you

[@EmpressLilith222]

She’s trying to change the tides in favor of all Karen’s across the world. Respect.

[@acosiak6191]

Lool

[@hellotoyou5297]

Thats mean i heard that Some people called karen Are getting bullied because of their Name #stopwithkaren

[@jossa942]

@@moneygo123 right

[@stan8472]

“As you can see he’s problematic, so this is what I do...” *slaps with a trash can lid*

[@beattnuttz3926]

"But Gently..." 🤣🤣

[@ZooMinsTV]

Forever thankful that this video went viral and got on my recommended. Uncle ben wouldn't have been the best youtuber I've ever come across if it weren't for that 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

[@andychi9111]

“I’m the alpha. Karen is my wife” 😂

[@bruh......2005]

It's all fun and games until you realize he was actually being serious about it

[@kaitlinpederson6349]

A man who knows what he's about

[@CODEdragonCal]

> currently trying to rip his skin off "You see guys its not for everyone"

[@BedPotato786]

lmaooo

[@abandonaccount8582]

"Its a beautiful animal"