How To Survive A Rhea Attack (training Kevin p1)

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The Urban Rescue Ranch

The Urban Rescue Ranch

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@dradamov
@dradamov 3 жыл бұрын
I really like the fact that he explains what should be done if we ever encounter specifically Kevin.
@theeguy9022
@theeguy9022 2 жыл бұрын
Well Kevin does tend to get around
@rtothemutha
@rtothemutha 2 жыл бұрын
@@theeguy9022 obviously
@Thoughtmage100
@Thoughtmage100 2 жыл бұрын
The chances are indeed small, but never zero.
@jamaaltankard3728
@jamaaltankard3728 2 жыл бұрын
Alternative title: How to survive a Kevin Attack (rhea training) pt 1
@KitsunekoOwO
@KitsunekoOwO 2 жыл бұрын
Maybe he manages to break out of prison like Gort did 🤔 It's important to know how to defeat him
@floob5338
@floob5338 3 жыл бұрын
I don’t know what’s funnier your dog being named Poggers or you gently pushing Kevin’s head aside with a garbage lid lol
@JoeMama-dv6jt
@JoeMama-dv6jt 3 жыл бұрын
GENTLY PUSHING KEVINS HEAD ASIDE
@Anon1604
@Anon1604 3 жыл бұрын
I would like to enter Nugget the Chicken into the running.
@poggerfish7985
@poggerfish7985 3 жыл бұрын
I thought i was the only one
@aslanbatyrov8030
@aslanbatyrov8030 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@thedogbrandonchoked9830
@thedogbrandonchoked9830 3 жыл бұрын
@@JoeMama-dv6jt yep
@davidlane1248
@davidlane1248 3 жыл бұрын
I've only seen less than 4 minutes of this man's life and I already know he's a national treasure
@fernandorodriguez876
@fernandorodriguez876 3 жыл бұрын
Nah
@elijahr0ck730
@elijahr0ck730 3 жыл бұрын
Indeed
@davidlane1248
@davidlane1248 3 жыл бұрын
@@fernandorodriguez876 don't be jealous just because *KAREN ISN'T YOUR WIFE*
@fernandorodriguez876
@fernandorodriguez876 3 жыл бұрын
@@davidlane1248 ouch dude that one hurt
@donniepierce2293
@donniepierce2293 3 жыл бұрын
@@fernandorodriguez876 chill out homeboy
@caitlynryder8639
@caitlynryder8639 2 жыл бұрын
Nearly 2 years on and Kevin still doesn't know he's lower on the pecking order
@ErtM-vh5vs
@ErtM-vh5vs 11 ай бұрын
Orders always resolvable.
@ekto6
@ekto6 7 ай бұрын
I don’t think knows anything besides seething disdain
@jimmyboy131
@jimmyboy131 5 ай бұрын
Kevin: "I am the senate!"
@dfquartzidn6151
@dfquartzidn6151 2 ай бұрын
Like one of Doomguy’s opponents lol
@lancsdragon2619
@lancsdragon2619 3 жыл бұрын
For some reason this guy calmly fighting his giant bird is killing me
@roebear
@roebear 3 жыл бұрын
its the fact that he's so calm and then going *smack* XD
@SpikeyBagel
@SpikeyBagel 3 жыл бұрын
@@roebear not *smack,* more like _smaaack, smaaack_
@joaohenrique7128
@joaohenrique7128 3 жыл бұрын
Was about to comment that
@suruxstrawde8322
@suruxstrawde8322 3 жыл бұрын
Its a bird with a handle bar for a neck and weak stick legs- he's practically being attacked by a giant goose.
@wiremonkeymother830
@wiremonkeymother830 3 жыл бұрын
​@@suruxstrawde8322 Geese are grouchy little brats so you might be onto something
@accepthisname
@accepthisname 3 жыл бұрын
I love how casually he narrates and walks around as if there isn't an albino Big Bird trying to murder him the entire time.
@NameName-yj7lp
@NameName-yj7lp 3 жыл бұрын
“ I WILL RIP OF YOUR SKIN AND MAKE IT INTO A RUG” “ Hahah Kevin’s pretty”
@sam9014
@sam9014 3 жыл бұрын
IMR
@slinkygreyhound6994
@slinkygreyhound6994 3 жыл бұрын
It’s a training video idiot the whole point... 🤦‍♂️
@ladya4463
@ladya4463 3 жыл бұрын
😂🤣😂
@neverbullymeh
@neverbullymeh 3 жыл бұрын
@@slinkygreyhound6994 Its a joke bro
@jacobsuarez8644
@jacobsuarez8644 3 жыл бұрын
Kevin is beautiful and is one of Gods creations *slams gate into head*
@anthropomorphizedrock
@anthropomorphizedrock 3 жыл бұрын
BEST PART
@rachels8235
@rachels8235 3 жыл бұрын
Lmao bless this guy tho
@stingywingy1607
@stingywingy1607 3 жыл бұрын
Very poorly designed creation just like almost everything
@fillingchicken
@fillingchicken 3 жыл бұрын
😀
@CallMeZero_99
@CallMeZero_99 3 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@bigmike8586
@bigmike8586 Жыл бұрын
Ben's left forearm was a lot smoother and less battle-scarred back in these days. Goodness has he come far, may the Lord never stop blessing us with your work and your presence, Ben
@Rangernewb5550
@Rangernewb5550 Жыл бұрын
He's come a long way
@boratpajamas_
@boratpajamas_ 3 жыл бұрын
Kevin just wakes up and chooses violence.
@assassinsblade1463
@assassinsblade1463 3 жыл бұрын
Peace was never an option
@GabrielMoura-gt9jb
@GabrielMoura-gt9jb 3 жыл бұрын
[ your goose has evolved into " *KEVIN* " ]
@levibull6063
@levibull6063 3 жыл бұрын
He didn't choose the thug life The thug life choose him
@jayhokum5413
@jayhokum5413 3 жыл бұрын
Every. Single. Day.
@frasermartin345
@frasermartin345 3 жыл бұрын
Peace isn't an option
@themindset4164
@themindset4164 3 жыл бұрын
This is so funny because he's just casually running away and fighting off the bird while being so nice.
@deisk2707
@deisk2707 3 жыл бұрын
It's just his everyday in his life
@Cai7S
@Cai7S 3 жыл бұрын
Ik this is random but... Translate "up" English to Romanian
@themindset4164
@themindset4164 3 жыл бұрын
@@Cai7S sus
@Mosesinmusic
@Mosesinmusic 3 жыл бұрын
🤣
@4sethx
@4sethx 3 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/qILQhYGHgaiDaLM .
@Guran.M
@Guran.M 3 жыл бұрын
"I'll tell you whats animal abuse, Kevin hurting me" You know, Just for this sentence alone you aren't wrong
@Quiv3rYT
@Quiv3rYT 3 жыл бұрын
True
@God-gi9iu
@God-gi9iu 3 жыл бұрын
O
@peripheralmaster3265
@peripheralmaster3265 3 жыл бұрын
lol fr
@sacr3
@sacr3 3 жыл бұрын
Well, The human animal in this situation caged the other animal and is now providing the other animal with what it needs to survive, in a cage. So the Human animal, as kind as it is, is putting itself into this situation through choice alone. The Bird animal just doesn't want to be around this Human animal, but can't simply leave - its trapped, so it pushes the human animal away. Instead of listening, the human animal keeps returning for more. So in the end, its not necessarily animal abuse as much as its an animal unhappy with its captors presence.
@obiwankenobi1608
@obiwankenobi1608 3 жыл бұрын
@@sacr3 If that was the case the other one would be unhappy as well. However as you can see the other one in the video is docile. If an animal is unhappy in an enclosure it usually has to do with a change in its enclosure. He even explained it in the video. You obviously didn't listen.
@YoungClarke
@YoungClarke 2 жыл бұрын
I love coming back to see the origin of Kevin. How there was such patience and tolerance and an expectation that he would learn. Cut to today and it is just accepted. “Kevin is evil and you smack him with the riot shield” Never change, Kevin. You monster dinosaur
@JW-ln9ln
@JW-ln9ln 2 жыл бұрын
I had high hopes for Kevin.
@alecLogan
@alecLogan 2 жыл бұрын
“He’ll learn” was Kevin’s “I can fix him,” and his response is “Not in this mortal coil.”
@spiralrose
@spiralrose 2 жыл бұрын
Kevin needs to be paired up with Karen from the useless farm channel. They are two of a kind
@boluwarin
@boluwarin 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@teijaflink2226
@teijaflink2226 2 жыл бұрын
Kevin just knows that he's supposed to be the alpha.
@shad0w7x56
@shad0w7x56 3 жыл бұрын
Its oddly satisfying watching kevins face get slowly pushed by the black lid thing.
@ianj3466
@ianj3466 3 жыл бұрын
It's like those ragdoll video game physics
@sweetwater6319
@sweetwater6319 3 жыл бұрын
2:15 XD
@IShaderI
@IShaderI 3 жыл бұрын
I read this before seeing it and I was a bit confused. But you are not wrong...
@upc.barcodes83
@upc.barcodes83 3 жыл бұрын
He looks hella scared 🤣🤣 1:51
@agentgrey5696
@agentgrey5696 3 жыл бұрын
Pos
@Alex-K94
@Alex-K94 3 жыл бұрын
"Such a beautiful... wonderful animal" *Slams door in his face*
@General_Klytus
@General_Klytus 3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣
@poofcheeseburgers8331
@poofcheeseburgers8331 3 жыл бұрын
Fooni
@Alex-K94
@Alex-K94 3 жыл бұрын
@Xavier McKnight yeah... I like fůn¬y štu¿¿!
@jejeroy
@jejeroy 3 жыл бұрын
A Gently slam
@stewartgoodwin9488
@stewartgoodwin9488 3 жыл бұрын
And them slapping him with a trashcan
@TheDragonLegacy
@TheDragonLegacy 3 жыл бұрын
"He needs to learn he's on the lower pecking order, so to speak" I'm about to watch a man fight a bird
@lem1681
@lem1681 3 жыл бұрын
Bitch slap 101
@mistypeaks1375
@mistypeaks1375 3 жыл бұрын
Casually throws out a pun
@VeryFamousActor
@VeryFamousActor 3 жыл бұрын
That bird is a dinosaur lol
@gabrielpenteado8769
@gabrielpenteado8769 3 жыл бұрын
B R U H I SAW UR COMMENT WHILE HE TALKED UR COMMENT B R Y H
@lancsdragon2619
@lancsdragon2619 3 жыл бұрын
With a bin lid
@goldman5762
@goldman5762 Жыл бұрын
Something about 0:47 hit my survival instinct in a way I didn't like, having an incoming threat rushing towards the camera only for the camera to be turned away and the location of the threat left ambiguous. There's gotta be some kind of cinematographic term for a shot like that. Kevin has the atmosphere of a dangerous predator is what I'm trying to say.
@footass887
@footass887 5 ай бұрын
Ur a baby
@purple7056
@purple7056 3 ай бұрын
Ben: 🚶‍♂️‍➡️
@Nitro-bg1sn
@Nitro-bg1sn 3 жыл бұрын
0:01 "I got this little glizzy here" 0:21 The neck grab 0:43 "Poggers is no help at all" 0:48 Kevin is charging 1:05 "Such a beautiful animal" - Slams head into gate 1:19 Trash can lid smack out of nowhere 2:15 Starts hissing at Kevin 2:28 Poggers is a dog 3:06 Poggers has been taking the eggs I don't know if this was meant to be absurdist but literally every shot is a new twist
@lemmekaiyourmui9158
@lemmekaiyourmui9158 3 жыл бұрын
Forgot: 2:24 “Karen is MY wife”
@spazattack215
@spazattack215 3 жыл бұрын
Idk if I would be as calm as that guy.. I would either run, kick or punch that friggin bird in the head. (Most likely run tbh)
@farmtomeme6265
@farmtomeme6265 3 жыл бұрын
Also 3:22 Reveals wildlife rehab fundraising 3:38 Rat trap is empty 3:42 The kiss goodbye.
@rhazy9337
@rhazy9337 3 жыл бұрын
Pog
@kurochii4404
@kurochii4404 3 жыл бұрын
I laughed way to hard at this comment
@errorghostt
@errorghostt 3 жыл бұрын
"He needs to establish boundaries." *smacks Kevin with a trash can lid*
@BigYoshi0809
@BigYoshi0809 3 жыл бұрын
Trash can lid: YEET.
@JA.4
@JA.4 3 жыл бұрын
*smacks gently
@shrishikesh2292
@shrishikesh2292 3 жыл бұрын
That's straight outta some cartoon
@TaylorFocused
@TaylorFocused 3 жыл бұрын
😂🤣😂🤣😂
@hodb3906
@hodb3906 3 жыл бұрын
Works on women and children too.
@kanoaikawach
@kanoaikawach 3 жыл бұрын
"I'll tell you what's animal abuse, Kevin hurting me." *camera turns to see Kevin squaring up*
@pheonicninja2259
@pheonicninja2259 3 жыл бұрын
he wanted to but got backhanded by a trash can lid
@tobiaspatterson4457
@tobiaspatterson4457 3 жыл бұрын
1:40
@Domo0116
@Domo0116 3 жыл бұрын
Not squaring up 😂😭😂😭😂
@aussiedabirb8383
@aussiedabirb8383 3 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of that emu with arms gif
@abrahamsomething7471
@abrahamsomething7471 3 жыл бұрын
Bro if the dino chicken could talk dino chicken: (sees guy) I will freaking kill you, come over that gate punk ass and take this beating like a man KZbinr: jack robinsons the side of the dino chickens face dino chicken: forgets who he is and questions existence itself for about ten seconds, then sees guy and the cycle repeats lol
@Gr8emie
@Gr8emie 2 жыл бұрын
Can we just talk about how kevin ran to him at 0:48 😭
@RepellentJeff
@RepellentJeff Жыл бұрын
“Where do you think you’re going!? We ain’t done here!”
@moonsigil
@moonsigil 8 ай бұрын
jumpscare 😂
@Sumschmuck
@Sumschmuck 3 жыл бұрын
How to defend yourself against a Rhea. 1. Stay calm 2. Casually approach rhea 3. Grab that foo by the neck
@rheagomes5340
@rheagomes5340 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@YoungSavage_-om1rf
@YoungSavage_-om1rf 3 жыл бұрын
FR BRO HE WOULD GET THE F OUT OF MY WAY 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@joeygee4026
@joeygee4026 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@silverwind9906
@silverwind9906 3 жыл бұрын
Lmaooooo
@tweedekleutertransvaal9272
@tweedekleutertransvaal9272 3 жыл бұрын
Thats actually the most passive aggressive ive ever seen LMAOOOO🤣🤣💀💀
@abutterynoodle9347
@abutterynoodle9347 3 жыл бұрын
I love how Karen looks like a doctor Seuss creation while Kevin looks like something from Jurassic Park
@MigWith
@MigWith 3 жыл бұрын
Well, not wrong, they are dinos
@X4KalekusBeats
@X4KalekusBeats 3 жыл бұрын
LMAOOO
@mlgtv5667
@mlgtv5667 3 жыл бұрын
Hahaahahhaha
@anders8461
@anders8461 3 жыл бұрын
Kevin's breathing when he bites, he's raptor all right XD
@juan2049
@juan2049 3 жыл бұрын
Dr Suess? Don’t let the LGBT read this
@leofangd8501
@leofangd8501 3 жыл бұрын
"such a beautiful.." *slams gate on Kevin's head* "...wonderful animal, one of God's creation, he's very lovely"
@bullymaguire4691
@bullymaguire4691 3 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHA
@Apollo_Slayer
@Apollo_Slayer 3 жыл бұрын
Haahahahahaha
@tttreyflip17
@tttreyflip17 3 жыл бұрын
I absolutely lost my shit there.
@roguesample
@roguesample 3 жыл бұрын
The exact part that got me too 🤣
@rizzo6743
@rizzo6743 3 жыл бұрын
Lmsooo same
@TheObsoletist33
@TheObsoletist33 2 жыл бұрын
I love when you first see a close up of Kevin, you can instantly tell he has an attitude problem.
@notothe8915
@notothe8915 3 жыл бұрын
"You know what IS animal abuse? Him biting me". I feel that my guy.
@teeforthewin
@teeforthewin 3 жыл бұрын
The way you’re able to be so calm and maintain your composure while being bitten so hard really is commendable. Kevin is a bad boy.
@whatTFisThis
@whatTFisThis 3 жыл бұрын
Eh honestly its normal for me, panicking does nothing, we have geese and sheep, and when geese hiss and shit, its really an empty threat, run at them with your arms outstretched and they fuck off, rams however...
@majascorpia7912
@majascorpia7912 3 жыл бұрын
@@whatTFisThis i can't help it, its so fucking funny to image😂😂😂😂
@whatTFisThis
@whatTFisThis 3 жыл бұрын
@@majascorpia7912 yea its funny to see lol, they run away from a human running while t posing, I mean thats basically what they do
@majascorpia7912
@majascorpia7912 3 жыл бұрын
@@whatTFisThis that's crazy tho I couldn't calm down in this situation, they would chase me until I'm laying on the ground, picking on me😂😭
@whatTFisThis
@whatTFisThis 3 жыл бұрын
@@majascorpia7912 na its an empty threat they would just hiss, if you walk away they scream their heads off in "victory" running and t posing only scares them off, if theyre really stupid they keep on hissing their empty threats the stupid ones even hiss a fucking horses, as if that is threating to a 1,000lb animal that could easily crush their skulls without effort
@datbishboo6956
@datbishboo6956 3 жыл бұрын
KEVIN IS LITERALLY TRYING TO BITE OFF HIS FLESH AND HES LIKE "mmm well if you look here,, uh- he is definetly trying to kill me but thats ok"
@AlexN0704
@AlexN0704 3 жыл бұрын
"It hurts? Well yea ofc it does alot , but like life hurts too and thats ok" This man is so chill 😂
@datbishboo6956
@datbishboo6956 3 жыл бұрын
@@AlexN0704 ikr HHSDG
@ivan_iii6271
@ivan_iii6271 3 жыл бұрын
Yee, that's how it works
@datbishboo6956
@datbishboo6956 3 жыл бұрын
@@ivan_iii6271 very nas
@z0sick87
@z0sick87 3 жыл бұрын
Your thousandth like your welcome
@Igor_054
@Igor_054 2 жыл бұрын
As a resident of South America, I am not imune to the possibility of one day having to confront a bull Rhea. I am glad I've found this video first, as I now realize how unprepared I was.
@rectaldestructionisnotlove4091
@rectaldestructionisnotlove4091 2 жыл бұрын
Just grab it by the neck and beat it against the concrete. Or snap its neck.
@lashaythestrange
@lashaythestrange 2 жыл бұрын
There are whole lot of Kevins and Karens running around?
@QueenofTNT
@QueenofTNT Жыл бұрын
@@lashaythestrangeyeah, Rheas are native to South America, and they move in loose groups, so there’s entire territories full of wild Karens and Kevins.
@martincitopants
@martincitopants 3 жыл бұрын
It's always the Kevins
@InsertNameHere540
@InsertNameHere540 3 жыл бұрын
yes
@dread7531
@dread7531 3 жыл бұрын
Didnt expect to see you here but noice Also: ksp content is also nice Many thanks
@1cj
@1cj 3 жыл бұрын
Bruh
@bajenbilly
@bajenbilly 3 жыл бұрын
It’s always the Jebs
@Noctillia
@Noctillia 3 жыл бұрын
Should have named him Kyle, would've attacked the drywall instead.
@matttypes2695
@matttypes2695 3 жыл бұрын
I’ll tell you what’s animal abuse: This animal is abusing me.
@thalys1015
@thalys1015 3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@prakharmishra5583
@prakharmishra5583 3 жыл бұрын
That was hilarious
@arthurhuang8121
@arthurhuang8121 3 жыл бұрын
maybe i am an animal
@cumykaze2435
@cumykaze2435 3 жыл бұрын
@@arthurhuang8121 now funni
@whowouldntsimpforjin5564
@whowouldntsimpforjin5564 3 жыл бұрын
It’s is true
@Sleek673
@Sleek673 3 жыл бұрын
Can you imagine living next to this guy? Like you look out the window and he's slapping the bird with a trash can lid
@skylerthompson8652
@skylerthompson8652 3 жыл бұрын
I used to raise turkeys in town. Weird fucking looks were a daily occurrence
@mikep9312
@mikep9312 3 жыл бұрын
Beef cows can be real Kevin's too but you just smack a stick on the ground and they back off.
@nameholdingplace
@nameholdingplace 3 жыл бұрын
😂
@vibonwer
@vibonwer 3 жыл бұрын
lol
@nickylodean6559
@nickylodean6559 3 жыл бұрын
It’s not a bird it’s a rhea
@DippyTheFresh
@DippyTheFresh 8 ай бұрын
Man, been 3 years already, so much changed…except Kevin
@PereiraCJ020
@PereiraCJ020 7 ай бұрын
yeah its crazy to think ive been watching for 3 years now
@AverytheCubanAmerican
@AverytheCubanAmerican 3 жыл бұрын
In the wild, a rhea can sprint at 40mph and deliver a nasty kick to predators that try to attack But luckily, Kevin hasn't tried that yet
@TheUrbanRescueRanch
@TheUrbanRescueRanch 3 жыл бұрын
I love you Avery 👨🏻‍🌾🤝
@laurenlevy9378
@laurenlevy9378 3 жыл бұрын
It’s the use of the word yet that is truly concerning
@DanVegas27
@DanVegas27 3 жыл бұрын
You again? You every where bro
@ovalith756
@ovalith756 3 жыл бұрын
I see you everywhere-
@trashpanda2938
@trashpanda2938 3 жыл бұрын
*yet*
@bradleyfaddis1577
@bradleyfaddis1577 3 жыл бұрын
“I’ll tell you what’s animal abuse...Kevin hurting me”🤣🤣🤣
@GabrielSouto
@GabrielSouto 3 жыл бұрын
i was not expecting to hear that! ahahahahaha
@aabe1189
@aabe1189 3 жыл бұрын
@@4sethx Report this bot.
@muhammadmudassar3576
@muhammadmudassar3576 3 жыл бұрын
In first half, I thought he was gonna do something to pugg.
@lolallyouwant1719
@lolallyouwant1719 3 жыл бұрын
"It definitely hurts" - He says calmly Kevin - *ripping skin off*
@MegaEricPham
@MegaEricPham 3 жыл бұрын
Tis but a flesh wound.
@ekkehard8
@ekkehard8 3 жыл бұрын
lol (x100)
@lilianaramirez1398
@lilianaramirez1398 3 жыл бұрын
Its maybe because he is already used to it?
@lolallyouwant1719
@lolallyouwant1719 3 жыл бұрын
@@lilianaramirez1398 trust me, as someone who has worked with birds and owns a few, you can never get used to those bites lmao
@lilianaramirez1398
@lilianaramirez1398 3 жыл бұрын
@@lolallyouwant1719 o- I feel bad for him-
@willhannusch
@willhannusch Жыл бұрын
"if this was an ostrich I'd be dead a long time ago" meanwhile a year later he's kissing homelander directly on the beak
@huzica
@huzica 3 жыл бұрын
I love how there is an animal trying to kill him while he's just chilling acting like he can't feel anything 😂
@MadBro64
@MadBro64 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@SuperCallum112
@SuperCallum112 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah you can't freak out or anything when lizards/birds bite you, otherwise they learn that what they need to do to get what they want. Just gotta kind of grit your teeth and take it until they realise biting doesn't work.
@ivanemilov522
@ivanemilov522 3 жыл бұрын
@@SuperCallum112 can you not just start running towards this dino while yelling like caveman to scare it or smth
@peace420u7
@peace420u7 3 жыл бұрын
That's when you preform what I like to call inserting your dominance by smacking the shit outta it
@noforwhat5767
@noforwhat5767 3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@ralphschraven339
@ralphschraven339 3 жыл бұрын
The fact that he doesn't add any context or discloses what he's about to do makes the sudden garbage can slap all the more hilarious.
@TournavisTheBlind
@TournavisTheBlind 3 жыл бұрын
He needs to establish boundaries **smack**
@fatcat3696
@fatcat3696 3 жыл бұрын
I like the One Piece profile photo
@formularainbow
@formularainbow 3 жыл бұрын
@@fatcat3696 ORE NO KAIZOKU DAAAA CHOPPAAHHHH
@seancomerford5724
@seancomerford5724 3 жыл бұрын
Idiot who stands there and gets their arm ripped open 😂
@starstruck_PCs
@starstruck_PCs 3 жыл бұрын
@@seancomerford5724 dude he’s so chill about it tho it’s just a casual Sunday afternoon
@realkingofantarctica
@realkingofantarctica 3 жыл бұрын
This has gotta be the most passive aggressively wholesome video I've ever seen.
@jakolmydig960
@jakolmydig960 3 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/rWmZo6KqpbWIZ7M
@taco2422
@taco2422 2 жыл бұрын
yes
@MelissaHamilton-qj5ks
@MelissaHamilton-qj5ks Ай бұрын
I found you - I had lost track of your sight! I am so glad to hear and watch your videos! Keep making videos! God Bless!!!❤😊
@dewoitine
@dewoitine 3 жыл бұрын
Something about this guy you can just tell he's the one in his friend group that everyone enjoys being around at all times
@lh6353
@lh6353 3 жыл бұрын
Super agree. Handsome personality. Cutie
@slickdreams9325
@slickdreams9325 3 жыл бұрын
Was about to say that lol
@raybilalkharalkharal3825
@raybilalkharalkharal3825 3 жыл бұрын
Hiii how are u
@Bowcat777tgc
@Bowcat777tgc 3 жыл бұрын
Why ppl come up with random ass uninteresting shit comments like this Even if u got a point do you feel better more boring dudes liking your shit about a boring comment what’s the satisfaction here
@jackelinejack1920
@jackelinejack1920 3 жыл бұрын
@banemzokas what is the point of comment it? ._.
@shamanrobyt6954
@shamanrobyt6954 3 жыл бұрын
"I need to establish boundaries" *slaps approaching death chicken with garbage lid*
@PersonManManManMan
@PersonManManManMan 3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@agro9999
@agro9999 3 жыл бұрын
if you think that's a slap. You built like a snowflake
@fabianklein4432
@fabianklein4432 3 жыл бұрын
@@agro9999 jesus arent you a fun person
@clutterbot7279
@clutterbot7279 3 жыл бұрын
@@agro9999 i really dont think Shaman meant "slap" in a severe way, it's just another synonym for *B O N K* in this case. chill your beans.
@iProDevon
@iProDevon 3 жыл бұрын
@@agro9999 Who pissed in your cereal?
@WushuFreak96
@WushuFreak96 3 жыл бұрын
"It just kinda freaks him out. - UouOUouOuo! UuOouoUouuOu!" Gotta love this man's positivity. What a legend.
@DuongTran-th1yh
@DuongTran-th1yh 3 жыл бұрын
Yes (2)
@milchpackungszertreter6769
@milchpackungszertreter6769 3 жыл бұрын
Yes (3)
@WushuFreak96
@WushuFreak96 3 жыл бұрын
Stop it!
@centntn
@centntn 3 жыл бұрын
Yes (4)
@DarkH4358
@DarkH4358 3 жыл бұрын
Yes (5)
@inyoface05
@inyoface05 2 жыл бұрын
I will always love how the video starts with Kevin tearing at the fence. He may act like a lil devil, but you can't help but love the fella
@quailland1982
@quailland1982 3 жыл бұрын
This man either has a very high pain tolerance or has grown completely and utterly immune to Kevin's attacks, either way, I'm impressed😳
@rosiehawtrey
@rosiehawtrey 3 жыл бұрын
With ratites it's the kicks, not the gentle beak massages, you need to be scared of. So long as you have eye protection - by which I mean shooting glasses
@jp8649
@jp8649 3 жыл бұрын
@@rosiehawtrey But he said they don't kick and those bites usually make bloodstream down his arms.
@Rob526
@Rob526 3 жыл бұрын
@@jp8649 He said ratites. Which include Emus, Ostrich, rheas and I think more. They are all similar, and they can all mess you up with kicks. However none of their bites hurt much. luckily not all of them know to kick. Im confident if Kevin, maybe even karen if they did kick it would hurt more than an ostrich biting you multiple times.
@rosiehawtrey
@rosiehawtrey 3 жыл бұрын
@@jp8649 My tegu bite is 1000n and crippled me for two days from bruising. A ratites bite force is probably about equal to a human at 200n. The ratites such as emu, cassowary, rhea and ostrich can run at over 35mph - and a kick from an cassowary or ostrich is perfectly capable of unzipping the human abdomen. Think a cross between a pissed off chicken and a Deinonychus - the only difference is Deinonychus used its kicking for hunting and climbing, the ratites use it for defence (cassowary are most dangerous protecting eggs/chicks). You get used to getting bitten after a while. I've a black eye at the moment - from a 2 year old cornsnake decided my eyelid was lunch. Not serious but most people would go berserk..
@rosiehawtrey
@rosiehawtrey 3 жыл бұрын
@@jp8649 He hasn't been kicked yet. That doesn't mean the same thing. The bird is doing the equivalent of ball waving, a dominance thing..
@Jaguar-ds4pt
@Jaguar-ds4pt 3 жыл бұрын
"Don't say it's on animal abuse, it's not. I'll tell you what's animal abuse, kevin hurting me." 😂😂😂😂😂 bruh that line hit hard
@KingHikari_xx
@KingHikari_xx 3 жыл бұрын
That shit was valid😂😂😭😭😭😂😂😂😭
@vizardcero8530
@vizardcero8530 3 жыл бұрын
Real af lol
@RainWelsh
@RainWelsh 3 жыл бұрын
The shot of Kevin at 0:48 is legitimately terrifying though, imagine if you didn’t know he was there and you turned around to that.
@fefek1
@fefek1 3 жыл бұрын
He legit looks like king ghidorah at that scene except its 1 head, and HIS NAME IS ALSO KEVIN AHH-
@getdiddled
@getdiddled 3 жыл бұрын
I’m high. It freaked me tf out
@TerranceGeorge222
@TerranceGeorge222 3 жыл бұрын
@@getdiddled YO SAME MAN! i jumped out my seat
@tunatros8317
@tunatros8317 3 жыл бұрын
I would shit myself and quitely waiting for die
@ZooMinsTV
@ZooMinsTV 2 жыл бұрын
Forever thankful that this video went viral and got on my recommended. Uncle ben wouldn't have been the best youtuber I've ever come across if it weren't for that 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
@UnboxJunkie
@UnboxJunkie 3 жыл бұрын
"It's very lovely" 😂 I don't know why this was recommend but I'm glad it was.
@kachigga
@kachigga 3 жыл бұрын
Industrial Society and Its Future by Theodore Kaczynski INTRODUCTION 1. The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race. They have greatly increased the life-expectancy of those of us who live in “advanced” countries, but they have destabilized society, have made life unfulfilling, have subjected human beings to indignities, have led to widespread psychological suffering (in the Third World to physical suffering as well) and have inflicted severe damage on the natural world. The continued development of technology will worsen the situation. It will certainly subject human being to greater indignities and inflict greater damage on the natural world, it will probably lead to greater social disruption and psychological suffering, and it may lead to increased physical suffering even in “advanced” countries. 2. The industrial-technological system may survive or it may break down. If it survives, it MAY eventually achieve a low level of physical and psychological suffering, but only after passing through a long and very painful period of adjustment and only at the cost of permanently reducing human beings and many other living organisms to engineered products and mere cogs in the social machine. Furthermore, if the system survives, the consequences will be inevitable: There is no way of reforming or modifying the system so as to prevent it from depriving people of dignity and autonomy. 3. If the system breaks down the consequences will still be very painful. But the bigger the system grows the more disastrous the results of its breakdown will be, so if it is to break down it had best break down sooner rather than later. 4. We therefore advocate a revolution against the industrial system. This revolution may or may not make use of violence; it may be sudden or it may be a relatively gradual process spanning a few decades. We can’t predict any of that. But we do outline in a very general way the measures that those who hatetheindustrial system should take in order to prepare the way for a revolution against that form of society. This is not to be a POLITICAL revolution. Its object will be to overthrow not governments but the economic and technological basis of the present society. 5. In this article we give attention to only some of the negative developments that have grown out of the industrial-technological system. Other such developments wementiononly briefly orignore altogether. This does not mean that we regard these other developments as unimportant. For practical reasons we have to confine our discussion to areas that have received insufficient public attention or in which we have something new to say. For example, since there are well-developed environmental and wilderness movements, we have written very little about environmental degradation or the destruction of wild nature, even though we consider these to be highly important. THE PSYCHOLOGY OF MODERN LEFTISM 6. Almost everyone will agree that we live in a deeply troubled society. One of the most widespread manifestations of the craziness of our world is leftism, so a discussion of the psychology of leftism can serve as an introduction to the discussion of the problems of modern society in general. 7. But what is leftism? During the first half of the 20th century leftism could have been practically identified with socialism. Today the movement is fragmented and it is not clear who can properly be called a leftist. When we speak of leftists in this article we have in mind mainly socialists, collectivists, “politically correct” types, feminists, gay and disability activists, animal rights activists and the like. But not everyone who is associated with one of these movements is a leftist. What we are trying to get at in discussing leftism is not so much movement or an ideology as a psychological type, or rather a collection of related types. Thus, what we meanby“leftism” will emerge moreclearly in the course of our discussion of leftist psychology. (Also, see paragraphs 227-230.) 8. Even so, our conception of leftism will remain a good deal less clear than we would wish, but there doesn’t seem to be any remedy for this. All we are trying to do here is indicate in a rough and approximate way the two psychological tendencies that we believe are the main driving force of modern leftism. We by no means claim to be telling the WHOLE truth about leftist psychology. Also, our discussion is meant to apply to modern leftism only. We leave open the question of the extent to which our discussion could be applied to the leftists of the 19th and early 20th centuries. 9. The two psychological tendencies that underlie modern leftism we call “feelings of inferiority” and “oversocialization”. Feelings of inferiority are characteristic of modern leftism as a whole, while oversocialization is characteristic only of a certain segment of modern leftism; but this segment is highly influential. FEELINGS OF INFERIORITY 10. By “feelings of inferiority” we mean not only inferiority feelings in the strict sense but a whole spectrum of related traits; low self-esteem, feelings of powerlessness, depressive tendencies, defeatism, guilt, self-hatred, etc.
@thetriborg9588
@thetriborg9588 3 жыл бұрын
I don’t know why the other dude wrote a novel but I agree I’m glad it was too
@BradElliot
@BradElliot 3 жыл бұрын
2:31 am and its a lovely video
@the-fool666
@the-fool666 3 жыл бұрын
Yep
@NBCS_STOPMOTION
@NBCS_STOPMOTION 3 жыл бұрын
Same
@kaleiah2800
@kaleiah2800 3 жыл бұрын
“it definetly hurts.” *says in the most calm monotone voice ever*
@OsirisMawn
@OsirisMawn 3 жыл бұрын
I think he's used to it
@testhekid
@testhekid 3 жыл бұрын
he's nuts
@organicspectroscopy7242
@organicspectroscopy7242 3 жыл бұрын
Reminded me of the "Hi Ron, Hi Billy" video.. that's another very calm "it hurts". :P
@AnonymousOblivion
@AnonymousOblivion 3 жыл бұрын
It does hurt, he's just speaking 'stream of conscious' from the logical part of his brain to hide it.
@vipset87
@vipset87 3 жыл бұрын
"karen is a good girl who doesnt attack me on sight" you sure her name is KAREN? lol
@s.o.4956
@s.o.4956 3 жыл бұрын
“It’s such a beautiful....(slams gate on his face)....wonderful animal..”
@Alteori
@Alteori 3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@ΝικόλαοςΘεοδωρίδης-γ6λ
@ΝικόλαοςΘεοδωρίδης-γ6λ 3 жыл бұрын
💀
@thehatedclown5453
@thehatedclown5453 3 жыл бұрын
It was his way of biting the bird back without losing an ear, eye or nose 🤣
@jayservices9692
@jayservices9692 3 жыл бұрын
That part was the funniest 😂😂😂
@Chemspiracytheories
@Chemspiracytheories 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@GlorifiedGremlin
@GlorifiedGremlin 2 жыл бұрын
I can't believe after all this time hes gotten no better lol but I gotta hand it to him, Kevin launched the success of this channel
@Nicobes.
@Nicobes. 3 жыл бұрын
0:45 literally the funniest shit is where he turns the camera around it’s just chasing right after him with its beak wide open LMAOO
@JJ-me4yu
@JJ-me4yu 3 жыл бұрын
I thought it was hella funny too🤣🤣🤣
@beingcharliebray3681
@beingcharliebray3681 3 жыл бұрын
I'm crying at that moment and just saw this comment 🤣🤣🤣
@MrYabber
@MrYabber 3 жыл бұрын
0:49 😂😂
@benjo3355
@benjo3355 3 жыл бұрын
My Heart skipped a beat at that part! Looool! 😅🤣😂💀😭
@kingali1693
@kingali1693 3 жыл бұрын
Fr😭😭😭
@TecTitan
@TecTitan 3 жыл бұрын
"Its not for everyone" -Kevin being immediately helpful in proving that point. He's such a good boy, lmao
@MattKrause2134
@MattKrause2134 3 жыл бұрын
Ben: exists Kevin: and I took that personally
@punkletongaming2174
@punkletongaming2174 3 жыл бұрын
1k likes and no replies?
@user-ie5ft9el2k
@user-ie5ft9el2k 3 жыл бұрын
Empty replies wow
@kukiSkuwlzX3
@kukiSkuwlzX3 3 жыл бұрын
Everyone said “fuck you and take me like and no reply”
@natedog8836
@natedog8836 3 жыл бұрын
4
@thatoneguy9615
@thatoneguy9615 3 жыл бұрын
BEHOLD! A FIFTH COMMENT!!! AS WAS FORETOLD!
@CreatorsHubCreates
@CreatorsHubCreates Жыл бұрын
2 years later and Kevin is still a menace
@whodatdrifty8606
@whodatdrifty8606 3 жыл бұрын
“What a lovely animal” Literally draining blood out of his arm😂
@joshuaurbany6468
@joshuaurbany6468 3 жыл бұрын
One of God's creatures, truly.
@dannyguitardrums
@dannyguitardrums 3 жыл бұрын
My ex was the same.
@whodatdrifty8606
@whodatdrifty8606 3 жыл бұрын
@@dannyguitardrums 😂
@a.h8606
@a.h8606 3 жыл бұрын
“That’s how he knows I’m the alpha” “Karen’s my wife” Shit just went from 0 to 100 real quick
@Volkaer
@Volkaer 3 жыл бұрын
I got some NSFW mental images right there XD
@ritwikg.8006
@ritwikg.8006 3 жыл бұрын
Maybe thats the reason Kevin loathes him with a vengeance lmao.
@cottonlarry8470
@cottonlarry8470 3 жыл бұрын
Bestality: +100%
@randomshortsvideos2
@randomshortsvideos2 3 жыл бұрын
Likes in comments doesnt do shit
@CrazymarioO-cf9yf
@CrazymarioO-cf9yf 3 жыл бұрын
@@randomshortsvideos2 well it means people like it.
@chrisschoenthaler5184
@chrisschoenthaler5184 3 жыл бұрын
“If this was an ostrich, I would be dead already.” Indeed. There are some animals that humans just aren’t supposed to interact with.
@Socktupus
@Socktupus 3 жыл бұрын
Plenty of people own ostriches. They’re really not so bad.
@KayLo_The_Legend
@KayLo_The_Legend 3 жыл бұрын
@@Socktupus yeah but they probably weren't just plucked out of the wild. The chill ones were probably raised by humans
@treehugers1000
@treehugers1000 3 жыл бұрын
@@KayLo_The_Legend Neither was Kevin to my knowledge.
@chrisschoenthaler5184
@chrisschoenthaler5184 3 жыл бұрын
@@Socktupus They are the closest thing to dinosaurs that remain in this world, and they know it.
@jamesmoriarty4236
@jamesmoriarty4236 3 жыл бұрын
@@chrisschoenthaler5184 I thought that was crocodiles
@squirekev
@squirekev 2 жыл бұрын
Kevin is not doing the world of Kevins any favors. When he mentioned an ostrich would kill him in the same situation as he got bit for the third time, I realised this is the most patient person in the universe: he truly loves the animals he keeps. Respect.
@ruzahel6287
@ruzahel6287 3 жыл бұрын
Everything about this is hilarious. Him asking his dog to protect him and commenting on how a bird named Karen and nugget are the nicest beings. And him stealing a rhea’s wife.
@timael.
@timael. 3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@UncleBen-s
@UncleBen-s 3 жыл бұрын
forsenCD MY MAN
@thegnome9529
@thegnome9529 3 жыл бұрын
I actually laughed out loud which almost never happens when he said ”karen is my wife”
@thegnome9529
@thegnome9529 3 жыл бұрын
And also how he just calmly walks around choke holding s bird while its biting his arm lol
@noobkingd706
@noobkingd706 3 жыл бұрын
Is the nicest one getting chocked?
@RosieRoan
@RosieRoan 3 жыл бұрын
Ben: "Violence is never the answer." Kevin: *"Violence is the question, and the answer is **_YES."_*
@kristaj428
@kristaj428 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@gasusallynv2777
@gasusallynv2777 2 жыл бұрын
😭😭😭
@chinawall1359
@chinawall1359 2 жыл бұрын
If violence isnt the answer, you didnt use enough
@Black_Knight_-BK-
@Black_Knight_-BK- 2 жыл бұрын
"You gotta treat a car like you treat a woman"
@Thefreakyfreek
@Thefreakyfreek 2 жыл бұрын
RIP and tear until it is done
@ericheckenkamp6091
@ericheckenkamp6091 7 ай бұрын
"You don't have to do it hard..." Two years later, "Oh hello...THWACK!"
@TheSoulknight19
@TheSoulknight19 3 жыл бұрын
Rhea: *attempting to strip the meat from the opposition's bones with his beak* Human: This is not so bad *Proceeds to casual smack rhea with a garbage lid* Also Karen is my wife now.
@AndroidFerret
@AndroidFerret 3 жыл бұрын
I am kinda thinking thats the problem ...this bird protects his wife and area...
@jacobbugenhagen2648
@jacobbugenhagen2648 3 жыл бұрын
Why is there only two replies in a comment with 1 k likes
@gaboderflinger7854
@gaboderflinger7854 3 жыл бұрын
@@AndroidFerret No, he’s not protecting, ad you saw he’s trying to compete for dominance since he knows that the farmer is harmless for him and all the others in there. Kevin is just a competitive prick.
@AndroidFerret
@AndroidFerret 3 жыл бұрын
@@jacobbugenhagen2648 good question
@shak-alt1235
@shak-alt1235 3 жыл бұрын
@@jacobbugenhagen2648 there is nothing more to be said
@JudgeNicodemus
@JudgeNicodemus 3 жыл бұрын
Poggers, Nugget, Karen and Kevin. Jesus this man is a genius when it comes to naming creatures.
@Willian774
@Willian774 3 жыл бұрын
As a non english fluent and discovering this channel right now, I was “what the fuck is the context here? What is he talking about” for a moment
@borninqueens1
@borninqueens1 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@dropsmic3224
@dropsmic3224 3 жыл бұрын
I had a gecko called lil uzi and a ferret called primrose
@ethan_rummel
@ethan_rummel 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@spidercatgaming3229
@spidercatgaming3229 3 жыл бұрын
He understands memes he is the chosen one
@berryrue12
@berryrue12 3 жыл бұрын
"I'll tell you what's animal abuse: what kevin does to me." "You see if this was an ostrich, I'd be dead already." I love this man's energy.
@everywhereattheendoftime
@everywhereattheendoftime 3 жыл бұрын
Ehmmmm... Second!!!
@ooghaboogha4362
@ooghaboogha4362 3 жыл бұрын
Kinetic or Potential o_O
@natedog8836
@natedog8836 3 жыл бұрын
1
@auugh43546
@auugh43546 3 жыл бұрын
@@everywhereattheendoftime Ehmmm.... i am currently holding a building hostage i have planted several bombs the people are gathered in the middle the police are coming i will turn the bombs on
@the_fallero
@the_fallero 3 жыл бұрын
Oh well nvm
@Ajaxx47
@Ajaxx47 2 жыл бұрын
Lmfao when you pan the camera and Kevin is running full speed mouth open at you, I legit folded laughing 😂 🤣🤣
@princesmith8008
@princesmith8008 2 жыл бұрын
👁👄👁
@mickeyman9431
@mickeyman9431 3 жыл бұрын
Why is no one admiring this mans pain tolerance.
@applescruff1969
@applescruff1969 3 жыл бұрын
It's because he's used to it at this point.
@grafando
@grafando 3 жыл бұрын
He cried off camera afterward
@barlin4972
@barlin4972 3 жыл бұрын
@SUBSCRIBE FOR FREE HIP HOP BEATS A lot of assumptions
@ktolwal
@ktolwal 3 жыл бұрын
admiring his nuttery??
@sarahjones-jf4pr
@sarahjones-jf4pr 2 жыл бұрын
WE ARE!
@_TIO
@_TIO 3 жыл бұрын
bird: biting, attacking, doing tax fraud and hurting the innocent my main man: look at this beautiful creature *slaps a bin lid over the bird*
@TK-ee1wx
@TK-ee1wx 3 жыл бұрын
my bird NEVER messes up my taxes.
@princessazula7676
@princessazula7676 3 жыл бұрын
*LIMU EMU*
@koryreid7400
@koryreid7400 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@asmqb7222
@asmqb7222 3 жыл бұрын
Is this... is this tax fraud you speak of "im comiting tax fraud" tax fraud? If so, perfect reference.
@kitari3655
@kitari3655 3 жыл бұрын
I'm losing my shit at this comment
@michaelfouladi4961
@michaelfouladi4961 3 жыл бұрын
You know it’s Texas when the man is gently slapping a bird with a garbage can lid to assert dominance. This is a gem
@nate7LP_my_dog_found_the_knife
@nate7LP_my_dog_found_the_knife 3 жыл бұрын
*writes notes down* "Use trash lid to assert dominance...might work on boss".
@HUEnshiro_do_Norte
@HUEnshiro_do_Norte 3 жыл бұрын
@@nate7LP_my_dog_found_the_knife 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@OneLostTexan
@OneLostTexan 3 жыл бұрын
I also saw the 5 point star on the fence and knew it was Texas.
@maximilianwonschik1304
@maximilianwonschik1304 3 жыл бұрын
its australia though... (in fact I'm dumb)
@OneLostTexan
@OneLostTexan 3 жыл бұрын
@@maximilianwonschik1304, look on the channel description and tell me what it says.
@GroshTheGod
@GroshTheGod 2 жыл бұрын
Kevin cutting in and running at 0:48 made me burst out laughing
@princesmith8008
@princesmith8008 2 жыл бұрын
"Come here you fu...." 👁👄👁
@cjnrc1305
@cjnrc1305 3 жыл бұрын
"you see it kinda freaks him out, oOoOooOoh" *slids trash can lid on birb head*
@getbaccty8626
@getbaccty8626 3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@TeaOnTue
@TeaOnTue 3 жыл бұрын
Oh my god I was so unprepared for that I burst into laughter/tears 😂 damn boi
@Domo0116
@Domo0116 3 жыл бұрын
I lost it 😂😂😂😂
@domoxio
@domoxio 3 жыл бұрын
birb
@deleted2636
@deleted2636 3 жыл бұрын
Slides*
@Tonkah
@Tonkah 3 жыл бұрын
Kevin: 0:48 My anxiety for some reason: 📈📈📈📈
@Bajongus
@Bajongus 3 жыл бұрын
I laughed
@ia2470
@ia2470 3 жыл бұрын
WHY IS IT LOOKING STRAIGHT AT THE CAMERA
@0bscuraNoxx
@0bscuraNoxx 3 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry, that part was fucking terrifying. 💀
@lyinxpinx3674
@lyinxpinx3674 3 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard i started chocking💀💀💀
@mattu.8062
@mattu.8062 3 жыл бұрын
@@kamerstoel1023 same bro, same.
@suryapratap56
@suryapratap56 3 жыл бұрын
"such a beautiful, wonderful animal, one of god's creation" *Slams door on its face
@flynn8845
@flynn8845 3 жыл бұрын
xD
@mariya_tortilla
@mariya_tortilla 3 жыл бұрын
lmfaooooo
@weed3950
@weed3950 3 жыл бұрын
1:05
@rachelpetrilli3477
@rachelpetrilli3477 3 жыл бұрын
The best moment xD
@p33psg1rl5
@p33psg1rl5 3 жыл бұрын
lmao
@LindaMurphy-ge3tq
@LindaMurphy-ge3tq 2 ай бұрын
Uncle Ben, I am new to your channel. I am now totally addicted. I watch you and the critters everyday! You have brought so much joy and happiness to my life. There are days that aren't so great but with God's help and your channel , I get through them. You are so special and I can see why the Lord chose you to care for those precious little creatures. Keep up your good work and don't ever let the haters get you down! I love all your animals especially Kevin, da baby and big ounce. Thank you for the sunshine!!!!
@starchu4538
@starchu4538 3 жыл бұрын
As you can see, it's a beautiful animal- Kevin: * Heavy breathing and biting while trying to tear off and eat your skin *
@stevenl4688
@stevenl4688 3 жыл бұрын
Juzzzzz
@lunatic2178
@lunatic2178 3 жыл бұрын
If I ever see Kevin he's going to die
@lilplague4857
@lilplague4857 3 жыл бұрын
@@lunatic2178 okay internet tough guy
@rishirajsaikia1323
@rishirajsaikia1323 3 жыл бұрын
@@lilplague4857 what if he is also actually tough in real life ?
@10zin9
@10zin9 3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@trueninja-gaming2279
@trueninja-gaming2279 3 жыл бұрын
Kevin: *tries ripping off a chunk of his flesh* Him: *very calm* “Well as you see, it does hurt”
@n4th0シ
@n4th0シ 3 жыл бұрын
I love just seeing a brown chicken and the owner looks at it and says hi nugget
@Casey093
@Casey093 3 жыл бұрын
But "it does not always draw blood"... so that is a good thing... maybe? :-)
@zentus4780
@zentus4780 3 жыл бұрын
I love the fact that he has a chicken named Nugget and a dog named Poggers
@ztomoe
@ztomoe 3 жыл бұрын
average Jojo fan
@Tinlion09
@Tinlion09 3 жыл бұрын
Nugget is an extremely good name for a chicken, especially with brown feathers.
@sicadafly
@sicadafly 3 жыл бұрын
and a kangaroo that is hit rapper and artist dababy
@thuriusth5997
@thuriusth5997 3 жыл бұрын
Less go
@gggrumpyyyy
@gggrumpyyyy 3 жыл бұрын
Now poggers is a poggers name 🤧
@lindafromcanada7400
@lindafromcanada7400 2 жыл бұрын
You are a GREAT HUMAIN BEING. Hope people get you help. The name of your animals is so funny. Thank you for helping and loving these beautiful animals.
@stevenanthony199
@stevenanthony199 Жыл бұрын
Hello Linda how's the weather over there
@timothyhall4794
@timothyhall4794 3 жыл бұрын
This video has such a special quality to it. The editing, camera angles, the way you speak, the cut back to the bird chasing you, the garbage can lid, fucking all of it. I was crying the whole time.
@remondx8880
@remondx8880 3 жыл бұрын
The only thing missing is an Australian accent
@themanofquagga
@themanofquagga 3 жыл бұрын
Don't forget the animals names too. Poggers the dog, Nugget the chicken, what a great sense of names.
@owi8375
@owi8375 3 жыл бұрын
its just like a movie
@RyanRoberts15
@RyanRoberts15 3 жыл бұрын
The dogs name is Poggers just another layer
@ZoraKurosagi
@ZoraKurosagi 3 жыл бұрын
Bro Fr tho. That first camera flip to the bird a chasing him scared tf out of me
@Texas_shreds
@Texas_shreds 3 жыл бұрын
this man calmly slapping a rhea with a trashcan lid while hissing is the funniest thing ive seen in a long time
@SaintBeatzz
@SaintBeatzz 3 жыл бұрын
Ahhahaah
@nicholasgarcia2362
@nicholasgarcia2362 3 жыл бұрын
I thought it was Kevin lol
@nicholasgarcia2362
@nicholasgarcia2362 3 жыл бұрын
@Rachel Bridgeford ah okay I was a bit confused thanks
@Texas_shreds
@Texas_shreds 3 жыл бұрын
@None None lmao
@lightningscreations
@lightningscreations 3 жыл бұрын
@@Texas_shreds imagine being famous can’t relate what so ever
@soupgun2718
@soupgun2718 3 жыл бұрын
I recommend getting a long grabby pole or just a long stick like object to fend off Kevin. It works with my brother but it should also work for Kevin. edit: what the heck, this was just a lil joke, why so many likes I don't understand-
@snek4877
@snek4877 3 жыл бұрын
He sure got me in the first half
@Rhamburgers_420
@Rhamburgers_420 3 жыл бұрын
Good advice. I’ll try this with my brother
@xxemma_gracexxd.4209
@xxemma_gracexxd.4209 3 жыл бұрын
I have one of those!! Its in my closet.
@whippethacreem7299
@whippethacreem7299 3 жыл бұрын
I didn't have a stick so I used a spear. My brother wont wake up :(
@ireconnect
@ireconnect 3 жыл бұрын
😂, TBH my arrow (for a bow) also works well. Just don't shank em.
@MrClintstopher
@MrClintstopher 2 жыл бұрын
Honestly, Kevin is the main character of this series. The Urban Rescue Ranch lore is the (training Kevin) story
@reecethegreatvlogs7301
@reecethegreatvlogs7301 3 жыл бұрын
The fact that he legitimately named some of the animals after memes like poggers and karen just makes me love this channel even more
@liundeirkil8706
@liundeirkil8706 3 жыл бұрын
nugget the chicken
@natedog8836
@natedog8836 3 жыл бұрын
2
@RagbagMcShag
@RagbagMcShag 3 жыл бұрын
@@liundeirkil8706 shoulda named him tendie smh
@notting2640
@notting2640 3 жыл бұрын
@@liundeirkil8706 Yakuza 0?
@KarenTookTheKids
@KarenTookTheKids 3 жыл бұрын
Karen isn't a meme Its a haircut
@GabrielXzavier
@GabrielXzavier 3 жыл бұрын
it was just funny- he literally turns the camera towards himself as he’s getting attacked and he’s just very calmly like “yeah you pretty much just wanna chill” “oh and that’s my dog poggers”
@capybara9521
@capybara9521 3 жыл бұрын
Bots liked comment
@GabrielXzavier
@GabrielXzavier 3 жыл бұрын
@@capybara9521 oh damn- i just thought it was a genuine moment 😳
@zaishijunior9455
@zaishijunior9455 3 жыл бұрын
"Hi Poggers"
@morewelyn
@morewelyn 3 жыл бұрын
5 seconds in and i knew this was gonna be a banger of a vid
@mychickensandwich4762
@mychickensandwich4762 3 жыл бұрын
Why am I not surprised to find you here
@Tippa2000
@Tippa2000 3 жыл бұрын
Glizzzy
@weinus_258
@weinus_258 3 жыл бұрын
AYYY WELYN
@cremebrulee2484
@cremebrulee2484 3 жыл бұрын
Ayy welyn
@muffemod
@muffemod 3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@Winter-CIG
@Winter-CIG Жыл бұрын
00:49 this shot right here would define an era.
@ASENDOMUSIC
@ASENDOMUSIC Жыл бұрын
lol
@Cohen-
@Cohen- 11 ай бұрын
it absolutely would. This video is what got me into watching Ben only a few months after this video initially came out. I stopped watching him a few months after this came out too though lol. Right around the time he was moving to his new home
@ASENDOMUSIC
@ASENDOMUSIC 11 ай бұрын
Same here!@@Cohen-
@spaz12
@spaz12 3 жыл бұрын
00:49 scared me
@uded_overlord7950
@uded_overlord7950 3 жыл бұрын
Hello big man
@RudyRamone13
@RudyRamone13 3 жыл бұрын
Reminded me of Jurassic Park
@enacondairachena3242
@enacondairachena3242 3 жыл бұрын
hei spaz
@malikeihgreen6660
@malikeihgreen6660 3 жыл бұрын
Why tf are u on this video
@chrisstanton70
@chrisstanton70 3 жыл бұрын
something about how its just charging all silently is kinda freaky lol
@KermaHillway
@KermaHillway 3 жыл бұрын
I like how this dude is so calm while he’s choking the bird who is trying to murder him.
@exanyt
@exanyt 3 жыл бұрын
kinky
@lem1681
@lem1681 3 жыл бұрын
Karen : "i think he likes it"
@snarglblargn4986
@snarglblargn4986 3 жыл бұрын
I dont think hes choking as much as lifting Kevin up off his firm stance. Forcing him to release his vice
@dude-gh5ru
@dude-gh5ru 3 жыл бұрын
"Definitely-definitely hurts." Continues to talk in a calming voice while a bird bites him.
@crimsonsky2688
@crimsonsky2688 3 жыл бұрын
A giant bird*
@cryptfire3158
@cryptfire3158 3 жыл бұрын
couldn't he just take his other hand and point the head away from his arm?
@kinglegend7243
@kinglegend7243 3 жыл бұрын
@@cryptfire3158 yea I mean he just needs to use his third arm
@blueenderman3322
@blueenderman3322 3 жыл бұрын
Stolen from a comment that has 21 likes
@blueenderman3322
@blueenderman3322 3 жыл бұрын
84 likes
@savannahvarns2126
@savannahvarns2126 2 жыл бұрын
I love how Karen is the tame one and Kevin is the mean one
@valiantdiesel1332
@valiantdiesel1332 3 жыл бұрын
Death chicken: *pecking dude with a vengeance* Dude: *unleashes bin lid bonk* Death chicken: 'understandable have a nice day'
@complexgamer2878
@complexgamer2878 3 жыл бұрын
Yes lol
@ritaangelina836
@ritaangelina836 3 жыл бұрын
I love this coment so much lol
@rockking1168
@rockking1168 3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣death chicken....hell goose
@cristopherrivas5417
@cristopherrivas5417 3 жыл бұрын
no no NOT THE BIN LID NO NOOOO
@valiantdiesel1332
@valiantdiesel1332 3 жыл бұрын
@@rockking1168 Hell goose is brilliant
@whiteheart9218
@whiteheart9218 3 жыл бұрын
Kevin: "COME FIGHT ME HUMAN !" *Suddenly gets hit on the head* Kevin: “who am I ?”
@xxxmasterxxx0959
@xxxmasterxxx0959 3 жыл бұрын
Kevin see the human: I don't know who you are but I hate you
@madhavpayyadakkath2709
@madhavpayyadakkath2709 3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Paddydukes89
@Paddydukes89 3 жыл бұрын
@@xxxmasterxxx0959 like an enemy guard catching sight of the player
@raybilalkharalkharal3825
@raybilalkharalkharal3825 3 жыл бұрын
Hiii how are u
@vipset87
@vipset87 3 жыл бұрын
"karen is a good girl who doesnt attack me on sight" are you SURE her name is KAREN? 🤔😀
@degeneratewilson
@degeneratewilson 3 жыл бұрын
"if this was an ostrich I'd be dead already." He speaks facts
@natedog8836
@natedog8836 3 жыл бұрын
1
@Lalaloopsies_United
@Lalaloopsies_United 3 жыл бұрын
Not true, cuz ostrich only kill 5 people a year, cassowary are more likely of killing you, sharks just kill one more people to be slightly deadlier, also coconuts are deadlier than ostriches
@alzetilted33
@alzetilted33 3 жыл бұрын
@@Lalaloopsies_United it bcuz ostrich aren't too aggressive.. Also a kick from an ostrich is deadly than a Rhea..
@ethribin4188
@ethribin4188 3 жыл бұрын
@@Lalaloopsies_United Cassowaries are scary as frick man.
@Lalaloopsies_United
@Lalaloopsies_United 3 жыл бұрын
@@alzetilted33 well cassowary do more damage :)
@filmetiquette2409
@filmetiquette2409 2 жыл бұрын
Man this channel grew fast, love to see it. First video I ever watched of his.
@jasonharbinger8941
@jasonharbinger8941 3 жыл бұрын
“ he’s obviously problematic “ was the line of the century
@jakolmydig960
@jakolmydig960 3 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/rWmZo6KqpbWIZ7M ..
@LVSkinny
@LVSkinny 3 жыл бұрын
Don’t even know what a Rhea is and still clicked it 🤣
@azizov5942
@azizov5942 3 жыл бұрын
Rhea is Good candidate for next Thanksgiving
@Heyhey-bm7uw
@Heyhey-bm7uw 3 жыл бұрын
Its native to america i guess so and is mostly like ostrich by looks by still much smaller but they r not very peaceful i mean after watching this i came to know their bites wont hurt too much but still they arenr animals to be farmed and also they prefer places which ostriches like too and yup they can run too😁 pretty quick
@marcusrydell9933
@marcusrydell9933 3 жыл бұрын
It big birb
@joebro3979
@joebro3979 3 жыл бұрын
@@Heyhey-bm7uw I think they’re closer related to Emus
@sethakmohamadiii5661
@sethakmohamadiii5661 3 жыл бұрын
Relate
@PrincipalSkinner3190
@PrincipalSkinner3190 3 жыл бұрын
0:48 POV: The last thing you see before you die.
@majoramarket7998
@majoramarket7998 3 жыл бұрын
😂
@malachibennetts6400
@malachibennetts6400 3 жыл бұрын
😂
@jamesmcnutt6966
@jamesmcnutt6966 3 жыл бұрын
😂
@utentediyoutube6812
@utentediyoutube6812 3 жыл бұрын
AHAHA
@BLDw_TT
@BLDw_TT 3 жыл бұрын
😭
@mles98
@mles98 2 жыл бұрын
I've spent about 3 years searching for you. Glad l found you again!
@lrs1410
@lrs1410 3 жыл бұрын
I love how he is just fighting against an animal with one Hand while filming and documenting the whole thing super chilled like nothing is happening
@I-got-a-big-dick
@I-got-a-big-dick 3 жыл бұрын
Seems normal to me
@racoon251
@racoon251 3 жыл бұрын
what
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