HOW TO SWEAR IN SWEDISH (EXTRA DEMONETIZED)

[@Sadend]

Alternative title: How to greet people in Sweden.

[@F_Gozzi]

Kioskmongo XD

[@ferench1145]

Step 1: You dont

[@goranpetrovic35]

Danilo, odakle si brate moj 🇭🇷

[@nots1mple306]

@@goranpetrovic35 Evo mene iz hrvatske

[@purplephantom9248]

sneknullad

[@pauerpac]

English: "Pervert" Swedish: "Snus Coomer"

[@jouandeag]

there is another word "pedofil" instead of "snuskhummer"

Snus cum

[@swedishcitizen09]

SnUs CoOmEr!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

[@cluke7278]

When the Coomer is Snus!!

[@Grandmaster-Kush]

General Lös Snus Coomer

[@Kouzakii]

sAtaN MEaNs SaTAn “Yes The Floor Is Made Out Of Floor”

[@sanderpaju6985]

Out*

[@blackbob1576]

P E R K E L E

[@pops4779]

mono means one and rail means rail

[@HEAVENSHOT3195]

Flo gang

[@chortomato]

420 likes. Noice

[@VictorBullen]

As a swede the combinations were the funniest thing ever

[@ErikGsson]

Håller med (agree)

[@foob2066]

ASSÅ FYFAN HAAHAH

[@Deni-nl1ce]

I was so confused they were just laughing and I was so confused

[@olle1317]

tarmbög

[@mew1962]

ditt användarnamn är samma som min klasskompis smeknamn, coincidence?

[@noahberg4737]

Video: how to swear in swedish Anomaly: rackarns

[@thesecretsuspects]

Attans

[@K3Vz0]

Satan

[@ba11s39]

Haha e du svensk are u swedish

[@thesecretsuspects]

Riksunge

[@lillhogge6369]

As a Swedish person, this is hilarious in many levels.

[@craftah]

Tusan!!!

[@craftah]

@@slent5346 har du problem med din hjärna?

[@slent5346]

@@craftah nej det har jag ej det jackob galen är en fucked up sonic oc troll

[@swedewtf]

Lillhogge ikr its amazing

[@wdmfootballandfreestyling8798]

Så jäkla sant

[@fmpaul_]

finnish peasant sitting in Malta swearing in swedish Mr. Worldwide

[@nedrickbandzzzz3767]

ok

[@beppe9058]

But how he do it

[@LokivSource2]

han gör det

[@dontknow6740]

More like finnish peasant swearing in swedish and speaking english at malta

[@slure_]

I finland i only speak finland

[@alp03n52]

4:05 “its pretty bad to call someone a disease” -the dutch: are you challenging me?

[@celestynya]

Ah yes, but dutch is... something interesting it's like german mixed with english but the person who mixed it smoked 5 joints before doing so

[@onn0]

nou, als je het zo bekijkt, eigenlijk wel, maar dat kan je ook met Duits zien dus nee, niet echt. edit: that we can smoke, doesn't mean we always use them. edit 2.0: i'm sorry i screwed up your joke, but it's true! true!

[@Rickdegraaf]

@@celestynya oh boi you wouldn't want to talk bad about us.

[@Tvalentino01]

@@celestynya And a lil bit øf French and Hebrew, mainly with furnature and føød terms, and Hebrew because apart frøm Dutch, it has a gutteral G including its dialects such as Flemish, Afrikaans, and west Frisian.

[@alp03n52]

bulltag NL kerel heb je gezien voordat de winkels dicht moesten een hele rij bij coffee shop voor weed lmao

[@ogun3321]

Anomaly: it’s kinda a bad swear word cuz it’s a decease Dutch people: allow us to introduce ourselves

[@mvdb3106]

Jaja kanker grappig weer

[@irelax8595]

G E K O L O N I S E E R D

[@mchl.5284]

Haha de grappig

[@helena7112]

Tering

[@shadowchicken9629]

HAHAH ja zoals kkr

[@halooo4667]

Anomaly: *Do it for content* Me: *Planning to trash talk in cs with Swedish swear words*

[@ganggang3514]

du luktar flensost din mustare

[@hbgibby9868]

Say DumFan

[@Kurinhisoka]

Gang Gang Du luktar brieost :)

[@strey2359]

du är en tjock turbounge

[@Mostromstunt]

Say Dum Jävel = Dumb SatanD ish

[@Gargamelssword]

Who needs duolingo when we have this

[@The_German_Kitler]

PEPEGA

[@skrrt1156]

yeah but who's gonna spank me when i forget to study😳

[@fensstudio1496]

you can use both

[@lilcrabbyboi3075]

you have 2 dead memes in one comment :(

[@ShrekIsLoveShrekIsLif3]

@@juuppi ?

[@realBOTRIP]

5:32 wants beer but realises its a energy drink

[@Mideraa]

OMG that’s the funniest thing I’ve seen today😂

[@NeverFall0]

5:30 That moment Papa wants to take the beer but he realized that it was monster, jeez how scared he was xd

[@kkeys6009]

bruh olla

[@_UnfilteredReality]

Austrians have a funny sware word: "Heiliger Schwede" it literally mean "holy swede"

[@dx3av32]

Same in germany

[@ryangoslingIRL]

@@dx3av32 you know austria speaks german, right?

[@ryangoslingIRL]

Btw that isnt really a swear word?

[@dx3av32]

@@ryangoslingIRL oh fuck I read Australia xD you say it like instead of holy fuck but no one really uses this anymore

[@michaelpelzeder7881]

Legit, no austrian says Heiliger Schwede...germans say it. Austrian swearing is "wos isn leicht mir dir foisch hawara? Brauchst a watschn oda wos?" since austrian is a very strong dialect of the german language, you can't even google what I just said because google will be like "What the hell am I supposed to do with this?"

[@BlazingDiancie]

Some of these had me in tears even though I dont speak Swedish. The swedes man, their language and expressions are just great.

[@prakashrawat8734]

Stuff do in Quarantine: Learn Swedish Curse Words ✔️

[@kraken9770]

@Oscar Magnusson chill

[@hugo-pg5tv]

@Oscar Magnusson chilla turbounge

[@hugo-pg5tv]

@Oscar Magnusson men jag lär ju ut svärord 🙄

[@jannetoropainen9865]

@Oscar Magnusson chill turbo

[@snusmumriken1699]

You forgot "Kioskmongo" and that you can put "Jävel" behind basically any noun.

[@babanbausb7225]

In german, "Kioskmongo" would mean "Newspaper stand downie" and I think that's very deep.

[@yarnewolfenschlegelsteinha4293]

*fjell åpe*

[@zirenszzz]

*fruskjävel*

[@m0-rran]

Fjolla tho

[@Swedishoutlaw]

@@babanbausb7225 It does in Swedish too

[@ryangoslingIRL]

Blackbeard was a myth, the real one was named "Crackbeard"

[@mushromus7764]

Kapten tjackskägg

[@sindrejensen665]

i almost died after you made the word "turbounge" i almost laughed to death

[@sindrejensen665]

@xHarux3 when he has an energy drink

[@mr.fredriksson3885]

Haha same here

[@szymonzbijowski9776]

No no no bkack doesn't

[@mellexd6780]

@@sindrejensen665 when the kid with ADHD has a energy drink

[@niklas7835]

(ALMOST DIED XD)

[@owk2227]

The timing is insane, i just watched haix "How to Swear on Russian" Minutes later u upload this xd

[@fackenl]

frenk SAME

[@clasdavid5450]

hello there

[@raspberrygoose7178]

Oh yeah... It's all coming together

[@LatinoGuy]

They prob like in team speak or discord and they like We should make video about how to swear in swedish and rússian

[@owk2227]

@@LatinoGuy Haix made his vid like a month ago i think.

[@vladimeister.]

HaiX: How to Swear in Russian. Anomaly: Howdy 🤠

[@darhk2889]

Hejsan :) *

[@theeggen]

As a Norwegian the combinations were the funniest thing ever

[@matsjohansson1981]

Guleböj o flaxeving 😆😆

[@schnelltv1956]

Samme for en dansker

[@fatksi5702]

Ikr, being a Norwegian watching this is hillarius

[@isakgrandahl3693]

@@fatksi5702 I f***ing died watching watching this hahah. I cried so bad. I'm a norwegian 2

[@mjolk5721]

being a swedish person the combos were even more hilarious

[@BroItsVice]

I love how anomaly’s content and craziness has never changed. KZbin changes but Anomaly don’t

[@Jpeg-yz4xj]

"Seventeen old men" sounds like one of that kind of videos you wouldnt get out of your head ever again after watching it...

[@imnoth8097]

The whole world: How to cure Covid-19 Anomaly: How to swear in Swedish

[@mintbones7]

no lol other youtubers do the same content all the time too

[@flygplan718]

arnasbc fuck off

[@KeveTeller]

Well now you know how to react to the Covid-19 in Swedish

[@flygplan718]

Leif you fuck off

[@magnuz_dk3388]

hej anomali älskar dinne videor de är mega roliga, och älskar att titta på dem. Keep up the good work

[@ItzDriev]

Even I, who is swedish, learned shit from this

[@sebastiandahlqvist3239]

Yeah same lol

[@klubbavonbubbla4728]

Litet svordom förråd du har

[@axelebenstrand1728]

mikael samma här sin turbo unge

[@its_zomnr2537]

Driev TRUE

[@artemperesada3454]

@@axelebenstrand1728 turbo cp satan

[@alp03n52]

“ballad” used to say that you are just basically gay

[@gamergod-vf9hx]

It means having a nice and pleasant walk in french

[@ZeeroGamingTV]

@@gamergod-vf9hx sounds gay to me

[@gamergod-vf9hx]

@@ZeeroGamingTV fuck.

[@taakerr]

this is Ballas country

[@qonrad4742]

Har fan aldrig skrattat så här mycket förut speciellt mot slutet

[@FinishPlayer]

Literally has a list going from A to T on the left and a list from 1 to 20 on the right and still counts on his fingers what letter is what number :D

[@blindyz6987]

😂😂😂

[@thehomiejw6714]

Autist lol

[@lmao2351]

Oh shit

[@hartenny]

supewr autism

[@Goreana100]

"Oh yes, i love streetman, i want him inside of me" *s w e d i s h*

[@Max-ut5jf]

5:32 papa scared of energy drink 2020 colorized

[@praktexemplar8082]

And that's yet another one up on the tally of people who don't know what colourization means or when it is applied. Now we'll just wait for the obligatory "r/woosh" reply to my comment and we'll have a full set of morons.

[@hipoapo377]

@@praktexemplar8082 damn

[@less._.7066]

@@praktexemplar8082 you sound fun 😅

[@praktexemplar8082]

@@less._.7066 of course. At the very least, more fun than the joke I'm dismantling.

[@acab2889]

@@praktexemplar8082 äh käften humor e subjektivt och din kommentar va onödig som fan

[@AddictedGamers420]

The drug addicted man behind my library “Crackbeard”

[@mative9261]

Nobody: Anomaly: Turbounge

[@Grandmaster-Kush]

lololo

[@xool3880]

HAHAHHA

[@tmac_56]

Anomali är Turbounge

[@isseboi8527]

Turbounge, vrålrunkad and tarmbög are the best parts of this video

[@ihavenoidea3311]

When you’re swedish but haven’t heard some of the examples: (confused Skånskt noise)

[@danielkarlsson8534]

Random Internet Operator you mean when you’re danish?😏

[@Schlaktad]

Babbe?

[@joeskizek]

hässleholm gang

[@gabrielfalk5826]

Gå tillbaka till Danmark *spott*

[@MSZLOL]

rasisternas dröm i form av Klippan.

[@KristianSandvikk]

"Oh no my balaclava broke" Guess he's a mom now

[@duckie4566]

8:30 best moment

[@DarkDoge]

That's my personal favorite moment.

[@Elinator2.0]

Verz pfp?

[@adam_wynne]

FUN FACT: I've actually been using Swedish swear words (I'm from the UK) that I've picked up from you, Ola Englund (guitar YTer), and several Swedish death metal bands at work to avoid trouble (I work front-of-house in a Supermarket Cafe so y'know, kinda in the public eye) and also in general. Helvete, Fan, Javlar, Fitta and several combinations of the aforementioned are my go-to 👌🏻 Kuksugare and Skitstovel (cba with the accents) are also personal faves that weren't mentioned ;L

[@Rick-og9un]

CHERYMVF i usually go with "Böghora" which basically means Gay Whore. Makes no sense but Swedish swearing makes no sense in general😂

[@LokivSource2]

@@Rick-og9un true, Swedish words in general don't make sense sometimes.

[@dreammfyre]

CP-lag=The inofficial word in Swedish for rubberbanding i.e. when your character stutters and teleports around because of lag. PS: CP is an extremely common swear word, especially if your born after like 1980. Everything can basically be CP-something. An old, annoying lady bothering you? CP-kärring(hag). Don’t like how your hair looks today? CP-hår(hair). Your computer crashes all the time? CP-dator(computer). Etc

[@deeremies2266]

Is not swearword tho

[@wilhelmlarewall9006]

bra skrivet där mannen

Alldeles för sant

[@captainoblivious_yt]

The most common ones are "CP-unge" och "CP-barn", which both means "retarded child".

[@davidbanan.]

@@deeremies2266 no, but CP is still a serious (very so) disease

[@legendarytwister3656]

"we are going to start with the more *_Child friendly_* swear words.."

[@Acecryz]

8:17 I like how he still says his abcs when the number is right infront of him

[@toastingtoast161]

those swedish combos or verb-swear words work all in german really well😂😂😂

[@Its_Danny-]

Anomaly: i don't know why you would call people a disease The Dutch: hold my beer

[@mew1962]

For the people who didn't already know, rackarns/rackare was the people back in the middle ages who were sentenced to picking up the faeces from the street that the people threw out the window because they couldn't flush their toilets back then.

[@Chinesepotato]

5:32 Papa almost grabs Ludde's energy drink, but once he sees that it's not beer he gets scared almost.

[@filzet02]

As a swede i can confirm that anomaly knows his swedish swearwords. A man of quality.

[@LSPD1909]

Neighbors tired of hearing Anomaly yelling fixing their walls to be soundproof: drilling for one day Anomaly: 0:06

[@ulfarleonivarsson307]

10:25 he looked like a completely different person

[@Lil_lit_Bruh]

looks like anomaly's younger brother

[@gamingwithdomi9401]

"Learning Swedish with Anomaly, first lesson:"

[@giciorr1256]

HaiX: How to swear in Russian. Anomaly: hehehe

[@oreokings2581]

Anomaly: Extra demonitized KZbin video: *has ads*

[@hekoi]

2:25 i died when he said oni chan lmao

[@callmeam1r_909]

Papanomaly watching anomaly knowing so much swearing: proud papa vision

[@chefkochmurat2550]

I started learning swedish through your vids, first sentence i knew was "din mama är en hissen". Thx for teaching me to call someones mom an elevator!!

[@ftfm3762]

what the actuall fuck???

[@jublixtno1442]

10:21 «Oh yes, i love streetman, i want him inside of me»

[@umuto7281]

xD

[@Mostromstunt]

He actually said: Oh no, my mask broke haha

[@jublixtno1442]

GD Hexy no shit

[@rhymde9606]

5:31 Papanomaly's biggest mistake😂

[@parallel299]

Seventeen old men

[@pablotheultimateboi2160]

Nobody: Anomaly and his dad: soo kiddos u want to know how to swear in swedish

[@monkeychromosome]

When you find out the video is about Swedish swears not English

[@ole7492]

@@monkeychromosome And swear not svear

[@pablotheultimateboi2160]

@@ole7492 sorry not best at english

[@ole7492]

@@pablotheultimateboi2160 nah no problem

[@pablotheultimateboi2160]

@@ole7492 it was a joke but im really not best

[@salair54]

0:09 Anomaly: "today" Subtitles: "No"

[@karolinaaminderhammarstedt2473]

i dont know why but the first thing that came to my mind when you said TURBO UNGE was the struggle your dad must have had when you where a child

[@blackerio23]

Sweden at it's full potential.

[@J.Thalen]

As a Swede I can say I was laughing like a maniac

[@sebbe_1051]

Skrattar alltid när jag tittar på era videos

[@loner2k786]

Most of those combos i've heard atleast once in my entire life as a swede ngl

[@frais5310]

Norwegians watching this dying of laughter too

[@darth5509]

Anomaly: uploads video with swedish swear words. YT: i'll allow it.

[@Nightmareioo]

wait, fan means devil? So when he says "I love my fans" he says he loves his devils?

[@sweppyy8928]

bruh

[@maximruff2527]

@@sweppyy8928 bruh

[@Skitare_]

It's literally devil but we usually use it as fuck

[@Nightmareioo]

@@Skitare_ so you're saying he also likes his fucks? As a virgin?

[@Skitare_]

@@Nightmareioo basically

[@OsamaBinStacking]

4:58 was the funniest moment when he tried to explain it but loses his shit trying to

[@mistirion4929]

I've waited soooooo long for this video. Thank you so much!!!

[@c_avee]

Anomaly: "Everyone call people CP in Sweden" Me: Do you mean Civil Protection from Half-Life 2?

[@Frawt]

CIVIL PROTECTION HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA THAT’S FUCKING HILARIOUS AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHDIEJFNXOSKANFOFJFOWOWNDOWMZKXJ!:9-BAISK &¥!O|€

[@karakansdz]

i honestly thought the same.

[@V3rgilsparda_]

Civil Protection Knullad xD

[@Rackare1]

Personally I like using "Unge" A lot, Horunge, Fittunge, Ungjävel,

[@sasqu1608]

Unge is a german youtuber

[@malte4199]

alter was ist dein problem junge

[@sasqu1608]

@@malte4199 simon unge

[@Rackare1]

@@malte4199 du bist eine kleine Mädchen?

[@malte4199]

@@Rackare1 warum

[@justin-pl3yb]

When papaanomaly almost takes energy drink and he's reaction to it is like 5:32

[@mnaafg7645]

lol he is so open with his father i can't even laugh loud when my father is home lmao 😂😂😂

[@til_man5719]

That’s kinda sad. Why is it like that?

[@mnaafg7645]

til_man that was a joke i mean i am not like this

[@blab-blubbla4599]

2:09 jesus that scared the shit out of me

[@Verschlossener]

I wrote them down. Thanks for teaching me Mr. Anomaly

[@Salamialayksuwp]

One of my favorite ways to swear in swedish is to combine ”hor-” (which is like the version of ”hora” that can be combined with other words) with thing that are like bad. For example, if i stub my toe on a shelf I shout ”horskåp!!!” (Skåp meaning shelf)

[@mskd450]

Finally, Anomaly did a list of synonyms to name him.

[@gamingcuber6386]

This is a good language learning channel

[@djmac4141]

0:01 when christmas comes around

[@FinStuff69]

Anomaly: Im GoInG tO tEaCh YoU hOw To SwEaR iN sWeDiSh Me: yes

[@mushromus7764]

Jäklar is just a child friendly version of jävlar which means satan

[@SovietFrans]

Anomaly: "Swedish swear combo is the best" Me: "Laughs in Spanish"

[@calzoneguden7518]

They dont sound as funny

[@needtowin316]

Im spanish and nah swedish are better

[@Grandmaster-Kush]

Anolmalit: *pulls out spreadsheet*

[@robbiegreen7067]

Jajajaja

[@niklask.7333]

Spanish guy going zo swedish store:"Hola!" *gets punched in the face*

[@seemeethanator1444]

¡Hola!

[@tottogrin]

As a swede, anomaly even thought me new words....

[@albinlundin5040]

My favorite is "Ägg Hora"

[@false7095]

Anomaly coming in with all the Boomer swearwords that nobody uses anymore Nice.

[@zedxd4223]

My first swedish lesson

[@Phantom_edger]

10:19 oo almost a face reveal almost

[@tomf0olery]

his face is on google

[@Phantom_edger]

@@tomf0olery i know its just what he hasn't like made a official face reveal

[@Jonttu12345678910]

The only swearword that everybody needs is "PERKELE!"

[@Soto241]

Noniin

[@thatdude034]

Don't forget saatana

[@Kurinhisoka]

Kyllä!

[@Niko8904]

nosiis tää

[@moggz2608]

As a norwegian guy i cant be more proud of you anomaly

[@ranov2934]

The title: how to swear in swedish Me: blyat

[@goranpetrovic35]

Блять*

[@mrpicklesz5493]

Anomaly: So many people of you guys Me: What is this intellectual combining of words

[@grebo8382]

5:31 papa: *reaches for beer* also papa: *realizes it's monster and gets scared*

[@activezz8401]

10 mins later, WASSUP ESPORTAL

[@landocarnesian]

thats a good idea

[@PtrGth663]

3:24 "That's were Sweedish swearing become s the best" All Hungarians *laughing and swearing*

[@leaves2557]

Ezek a halandók nem tudják a mi hatalmunkat

[@supra107]

All Poles *laughing and swearing*

[@hunor2808]

@@leaves2557 😂

[@GeRgOyt]

*magyar himnusz starts*

[@user-yb4mf4us8y]

transilvania is romania

[@Vahlsten]

Thanks for the new favorite swdish word, steam profile with picture and named weapon in CS! I'll post it here when I'm done :D

[@Vahlsten]

@Ptao Tom Nah, went with Sneknullad :D

[@zenosis]

So I live in Finland in a town where Swedish is in a big place and I once heard some girl say this to her friend: ”DU ÄR EN JÄVLA CP UNGEN!” I was doing this one thing where u have to work in somewhere for 2 weeks in a jobplace and I was going back to work from lucnh and even I understood what they said even tho my Swedish grade is a 7. I laughed cuz I thought it was hilarious

[@SonekR]

Translation please

[@SonekR]

@@data-gnome Jesus man, I have never seen a more insulting and hurtful word in a sentence. Fucking swedes man

[@jackruddy1189]

CP is that not child porn

[@SARCKO_]

Hurri4life!🤙🤙

[@SonekR]

@@data-gnome pretty sure he was joking

[@wuspoppin6564]

Wtf seeing his nose felt like seeing his whole face for a second

[@motikavids]

Dude time stamp plz

[@CookieVortex]

anomaly has commited a crime