How to Waste $517.23 on Amazon...

[@bige8293]

“I’m a true pilot” Captain Evans famous last words before killing his passengers

[@chadsfuct5948]

Also the words of joseph joestar before crashing 3 planes

[@xdC33]

@PlatinumBSM no i dont know captain evans setup for when he crashed my bad

[@alvinatorjk2020]

More like before crashing a Hydra bomber into the ice cap

[@UltimateDailga12]

GRAPEEE 🍇🍇🍇

[@simonnordin7382]

Austin not being hyped by Beyblade: "I'm old" Austin 1 minute later when he opens Flight Simulator box: *child on christmas*

[@nix294]

And the first Flight Simulator was released on 1984 😂

[@utsavsharma3696]

@@9ineski tis a bot

[@giboi03]

Austin needs to BECOME the Beyblade

[@themediabros]

Ken in last videos: Buys trash Ken now: throws Austin’s phone like it’s trash

[@killian66]

Best comment

[@michael04__806]

xd

[@Mr.Festerl]

OMG Austin Evans please respond

[@utsavsharma3696]

Well, it was an iPhone, so it was

[@alin9908]

So many BOTS

[@nongmaithemavinash3977]

Austin's reaction to Flight Simulator Kit after saying "I'm old" is great.

[@omremnofgd]

Fr I was thinking the same thing. Ppl are definitely thinking that too

[@stephenlu8397]

T h r u s t m a s t e r

[@deViant14]

Although much of flight simulator's audience is quite old.

[@Tandem._x]

U talking about me omg the first time I have a comment with my name on it

[@rebeccahetrick6576]

@@stephenlu8397 you and I are the only ones that noticed thrustmaster...

[@G3rUtO]

4:54 Ken watching Fubuki playing fall guys I see ಡ ͜ ʖ ಡ

[@SWIFTO_SCYTHE]

FUBUKI !!!

[@taufiksamsiar713]

Fbk fbk fbk fbkkkkk

[@Ar-fy5nc]

@@taufiksamsiar713 AHHHHHhHHhHhhhhhhhhhh khukhan khukhan supa supa khukhan

[@theunknown2778]

@@Ar-fy5nc yamete kudastop

[@winstein]

Another one has fallen into the hole

[@black_baguette]

Ken: “Switzerland survived” Austin: “They always do” Swiss Viewers: *remember avoiding both world wars*

[@RainDropBlopper]

I laughed so hard when ken said that because it is true and i am from switzerland lol 🤣

[@K4RM0_SENSEI]

Te tcheu, c'est quoi ce bonhomme ?

[@Ir1sss_]

Block her

[@TheWishin]

i litterly have that in my mind xD

[@TheWishin]

i litterly have that in my mind xD

[@1995benthompson]

"How do you fly?" "Instinct" - JJ Abrams, 2020

[@dominikbury2]

They fly now?

[@BeybladeGeeks]

Came here for the Beyblade battle.. that was HYPEDDddd

[@ItsJaden1]

Yeah

[@glonkthegronk]

Bro hi guys u watch Austin!?

[@sccuber2129]

Whattttttt you watch Austin evans

[@crustierstorm7538]

Hey you watch Austin

[@mng7872]

OMGBBG!!

[@dejinerate9132]

Is nobody gonna talk about the hololive livestream 4:57

[@galaxycrystal2503]

He's a man of cultured

[@Kreliho]

I mean he did promote Haachama in a tweet before, and then got noticed by Fubuki.

[@haunss7050]

@@Kreliho nicee

[@OfficialNeonScratch]

@@Kreliho got a link for that? I wanna see.

[@FirstNameLastName-yo9fy]

Yes I see that

[@djobros]

Austin: "is everyone okay?" Guy in the back: "My leg!" 😂

[@Adotsupplythehood]

@Alif Ahmed iS mAyOnAiSe aN iNsTrUmEnT

[@Adotsupplythehood]

@Alif Ahmed oK

[@Adotsupplythehood]

@Alif Ahmed 🤌

[@kingcasts7054]

@POG *raises hand*

[@optinium1665]

4:55 BURGER FOX KING FUBUKII!!!

[@Isaac_Night]

5:54 Ken: “do you wanna piss off half our audience” 🤣

[@randomautist1593]

the bots kinda glitchin

[@crazyop5165]

lol

[@cyrobyte69]

Thats indian flag and i am offended AF!!

[@adityagujjar749]

A.i Isaac i am indian so i guess he is right

[@armansinghbhati8446]

@@cyrobyte69 lol shut up man I'm from india just take a joke

[@jacksonchristiansen7898]

When Austin Is losing his mind. TRYS TO BREAK SCREEN PROTECTER WITHOUT GLOVES

[@sunteeh]

The only thing breaking here is your grammar

[@y1817]

@@sunteeh not everyone has good grammar..

[@sunteeh]

thizzyy ik, I'm joking

[@jacksonchristiansen7898]

@@sunteeh Facts

[@christopherhidalgo6696]

@@y1817 yea the kids

[@Vanza-gq8en]

4:54 fubuki has become worldwide

[@panduvandal]

Yeah, what a best friend

[@brentarmurderfloof9858]

Can we just have a 4 hour stream of Austin playing Flight Simulator 2020?

[@ashazhamzah5886]

No one: Austin:“Shoutout to India” *by using it in railgun*

[@AxxLAfriku]

HOLY HOLY!!! I can proudly say that I have the two HOTTEST women on this planet as MY GIRLFRIENDS! I am the unprettiest KZbinr ever, but they love me for what's inside! Thanks for listening qsha

[@randomautist1593]

stupid ass bots L

[@theuselessboii9751]

2 bots, 3 humans (commenter included) WE WILL BEAT THE BOTS

[@jeffkaze7]

@@theuselessboii9751 hail humans

[@rinspo8076]

*angy indian noises*

[@FoxxFire]

I almost spit out my coffee when you said 'a lot of [bleep]ing money, Ken.' That was awesome.

[@ljk3094]

That was real good

[@brychaelbruh]

90th like and bruh.

[@Dextract]

*ken throws Austin’s phone* Austin: “that’s my phone” in a dejected voice

[@HitarthDixit]

“You wanna piss out half of our audience” lmao Love from India, to Matt.

[@cgamer8938]

KZbinrs: getting sponsors is hard Austin Evans: haha sponsors go brrrrrr

[@harshavardanarvind2063]

5:54 “do u wanna piss off half our Audience!” 😂

[@thenoobreturnz8968]

Shout out to sweatshops and cheap labor

[@ahmxdhsn]

@@thenoobreturnz8968 dont start another war we already have enough hate and dirt in this world

[@Neo-br3uc]

@@thenoobreturnz8968 that's a "china" targeted joke tho...🙄

[@thenoobreturnz8968]

It's okay I'm vietnamese

[@PratikDutta]

The Noob ReturnZ so the jokes on you then?

[@owenmcpro]

4:55 austin watching Fubuki playing fallguys

[@coffee5704]

fubuki fubuki fubuki

[@TheLostKitsune]

It was kens hand, look at austins left wrist then look at kens

[@coffee5704]

@@TheLostKitsune you sound like you are very obsessive over these people

[@TheLostKitsune]

@@coffee5704 nah I just have an eye for detail and most of the time your eyes are focusing around there hands because of the items

[@edwirichuuhdr8885]

And I'm reading a comment made by a guy with a tetrimino pfp xd

[@KiriYukino]

4:55 so we have a Fall guys stream of the cat Okay Ken And I just saw that he also wears a Suisei Tshirt

[@Dos-mv4nv]

Which vid?

[@jimmyseaver3647]

@@Dos-mv4nv Sui-tee at 10:00 ish.

[@JeeTinator]

1:27 “my leg!” That just made my day! Thank you so much.

[@lakkimsettypushpa2374]

Ken took care of Austin's hands because Austin needs to give Ken's salary with the same hands 😂😂😂

[@gamingarchive9380]

Really?

[@muhammadalizaidi1090]

Really

[@Pecinta_kaela]

Really?

[@pipoflo1582]

Really?

[@itsaguy6506]

Really?

[@aarushguhachaudhuri6355]

5:45 As an indian I can confirm that I am not offended but amused.. that was hilarious 😂😂

[@madhusudan1023]

Lol yes I know

[@medhansh9557]

ooh booi dont ask me

[@Rajaking1997]

On point

[@rinspo8076]

*angy indian noises*

[@kjofficial5509]

Who else loves it when he does this type of videos

[@liamgrubb4783]

me!

[@shivasaravanan3032]

Me bro

[@josephthespaceman3277]

Me

[@NeoVejiita]

"That is as the kids say...a lot of f****ing money Ken." That had me laughing out loud for real :P

[@Rez441]

4:54 Ken is a man of culture. Sending crazy otaku-room videos to Haachama on twitter and watching Fubuki at work. What a freaking chad 😎

[@kaydenlaporte8408]

Austin is so excited about flight simulator its like hes opening a Christmas present

[@ComandoGallego]

"El Spain" Me, a spanish: Why are we still here? Just to suffer?

[@shadowxxe]

@RITA , I LOVE SЕХ , WANT SЕХ !!! OPEN MY CANAL !!! Tomato?

[@javiercastro1153]

Gallego yo también

[@vishistsaini3623]

"You want to piss half our audience" 😭😭😭😂😂😂 Ken 2020

[@Lord_ofcinder]

considering some of the comments that is not gonna age very well....they shud know taht indian folks are the most easily offended folks on the planet

[@Banditxam4]

@@Lord_ofcinder yes that's true

[@sayujraphael]

@@Lord_ofcinder Ya some idiots did get offended for no reason 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

[@toobluman]

@@sayujraphael by some you mean *almost all* 😓

[@sayujraphael]

@@toobluman sadly yes, people can't even take a joke🤦🏻‍♂️

[@newman9065]

Austin “hello and welcome to mystery tech” Ken “throws Austin’s phone” Matt at the studio watching the last mystery tech

[@SupremeLonginus]

0:03 Austin: What are you doing? Ken: *Yeets his phone to to the ground*

[@sh3k3l]

Austin in the best ad company -has a quite big following -handsome -nice -uses a forth of his videos for every ad

[@rikishikato5001]

4:55 Of course Our Comrade Ken would do this. Thank you, Comrade Ken. You're making our Fox Queen proud.

[@gimubatulo]

6

[@JamesLustre]

How to Waste $517.23 on Amazon... Me: _My wallet was empty._

[@vikram9377]

James Lustre *how to do italics tell me*

[@JamesLustre]

@@vikram9377 Use an underscore on both sides of the text.

[@realdoinky]

James Lustre thanks

[@AlexandreBugado]

@@vikram9377 _ like this for _italic_ _ - Like this for- -crossed-

[@mehulkalra2002]

5:58 thank you for the shout out Austin

[@nakulankurmullam2982]

"You do not piss off india" -Ken. (2020)

[@literallyredacted1934]

I love how Linus's videos consist of him bullying his employees but Austin's videos are mainly footage of his employees bullying him

[@gravityperseus12]

The hit markers when he slapped the protector on the table. This is why I’m subbed.

[@mrsushi1192]

I remember in middle school i had a storm eagle (I think that’s the name) bey blade and i was the undefeated king. Too bad some dumbass stole it...

[@coleslawtastesbad6939]

no it was earth eagle and storm pegasus but my favorite of all time was blitz unicorno

[@MrNiek-kk3ik]

Jayden Rosales my favorite was meteo l drago (in metal masters) before that my favorite was flame libra (in metal fusion)

[@thesoy-sorcerer9469]

I just had a bunch of metal fusions and everyone else had bursts

[@Prateeth2607]

This is soo nostalgic I love beyblade

[@blessup367]

mine was nemisis and I completely rekt my classmates' beyblades😂 goodtimes

[@funnyboss22]

austin: *puts india’s flag* ken: “you wanna piss off half our audience?” funniest shit bein an indian 😂😂

[@ShivamKumar-zn4uc]

Are you from india or Africa

[@ShivamKumar-zn4uc]

How can you tolerate some capitalist pig disrespecting your flag why doesn't he put Amarican flag in line

[@funnyboss22]

Anarchist life indian 😂😂 that’s a frnd

[@ujvalsaimunagala6466]

@Anarchist life whoa whoa This is mystery tech it’s for fun

[@funnyboss22]

Anarchist life honestly idgaf it’s all fun n games at the end

[@MyklBlue69]

Well done Austin landing the plane! It was rough but you can walk away from that intact!

[@Ultrasonic10]

Austin : “shoutout to..India!” All the Indian viewers including me: *Feeling a proud Indian starts playing*

[@Surya_BZA]

That is pretty low bar to feel proud bruh

[@simsim9755]

How do u feel a proud Indian start playing what that makes no sense

[@FaizanKhan-hn6xy]

Bruhhhh

[@Ultrasonic10]

@@simsim9755 maybe I am one lmao

[@Ultrasonic10]

@@FaizanKhan-hn6xy *B R U H*

[@imaginewagons3777]

1:27 I need to watch spongebob now "My leg!"

[@maddiesweeney9444]

I said that too!!

[@nastynikos5666]

He breaks my weeks pay in the first 10 seconds...

[@IvanTube0]

thats me for an entire decade

[@nastynikos5666]

@@IvanTube0 brother you should fine a new job

[@hello1025]

Ok

[@IvanTube0]

@@nastynikos5666 i dont have a job lol

[@IvanTube0]

@@nastynikos5666 i cant even get a job right now either

[@sivasrikanthreddy8698]

No one: Microsoft: starts sending a whole flight simulator setup to all major KZbinrs

[@dwaynefernz_]

Ayeee, Thanks for the Shoutout dude

[@TheInfinityMaster1]

You know why Ken threw your phone at the beginning? Because you didn't start with "Hey guys! This is Austin!"

[@simonbrunschvig7293]

6:24 AS A SWISS PERSON I DO NOT FIND THIS NORMAL TO SHOOT OUR FLAG, I WILL TAKE YOU TO COURT IN OUR GREAT HELVETIC CONFEDERATION.

[@samtherat6]

0:21 "You almost knocked me up" You guys really should be using protection...

[@NeuraDev]

Lol

[@rookieman329]

Wow.

[@PhantomGamingX1]

*Austin* : I'm gonna rail India! *Me, An Indian* : Yep, time to switch to LTT.

[@sksai12]

Me too bhruh 😂

[@sksai12]

Ltt ❤️

[@DART25]

I will sacrifice me own life for Pakistan

[@peckret3452]

@@DART25 lol why

[@sksai12]

@@peckret3452 cos ihe is Pakistani

[@aureliotomasturbao]

Incredibly proud this one got on trending. Hope you all enjoyed it and if you haven’t seen the new vid yet, go go go soldier!

[@RaphBJ]

6:43 this proves that Switzerland is amazing

[@cuntyboi5465]

YEEEESSS

[@ali-sk7bx]

i’m not first i’m not last but most importantly **nobody asked**

[@donokata]

TheSneakyTiger3 yes

[@WannaBe90sGamer]

woah, we both have the same profile picture

[@najdatkotani1425]

Now that’s an avengers level threat

[@Number1Juan]

Good one bruh

[@ExperiencersInternational]

@@blaise_exclusive there's better ways to self promote

[@akhilc8165]

"You wanna piss off half our audience?" Never have I ever 100% agreed with something I've been so offended by.

[@Master_Skywalker09]

i Thought the same thing

[@gautamwarrier]

lmaooo same

[@patresito]

Austin is like a big deal in India or what?

[@ashgreninja7521]

@@patresito most tech tubers are, not just Austin.

[@nishanthdommety5110]

Same

[@tonedtadpole5298]

Austin uploads: my finger... don’t think twice click on it.

[@JaketheMotorhead]

as a student pilot and avid flight simmer I can confirm instruments are useful.

[@marumisu9560]

6:14 "Which country won't give a shit if we shoot their flag? SWISS! Swiss won't give a shit!"

[@Omega-mf9kj]

I love how they put the beyblade arena upside down

[@Bartholamue]

Oh they did too

[@fuzailfarhan7158]

Austin: “69 words per minute, nice” Me: huh and this guy is a professional.

[@vancepaul]

Austin: Hello, welcome to Mystery Tech. The show where I unbox. Why, what are you doing? *Ken* *drops* *Austin's* *phone.* Austin: That's my phone. _Best intro ever._

[@trendyple9380]

YEET!

[@yaashvinsv535]

"do you wanna blow away half our audience" omg that's so true

[@phom3072]

I love how Matt went from the quiet kid in the corner to the guy who said "SHOOTS WHATEVER THE HELL YOU WANT"

[@luistorres6594]

Me: I have a lot of chemistry to study Austin: How to Waste $517.23 on Amazon...

[@derpyn00b38]

remember when he said “Hey guys this is austin”

[@ITSTayvionAvery]

Hey, Austin This is Guys

[@tinyjonah]

This has been certified by The Federation of United Nations of Pog Champion

[@wantse-rita25y.oopenmycana50]

💝🍊

[@bubberiffic]

The next mystery tech: Boston Dynamics Spot Dog Vs. Robo Raptor Now that's a duel I'd like to see.

[@seagypsybnb]

Bring back this energy for mystery tech!

[@avoidthevo1d]

See how they eyes just SHINE when they talk about sponsors LITTLE CHEEKY CAPITALISTS

[@KuroRyuu86]

well sponsors give them money so can create more content. bills need to be paid and such is life.

[@abhisheksah]

Nihal Shroff it was a joke man chill

[@GugureSux]

4:55 I see you're a Friend too.

[@insane8103]

When i was 12 i had that same beyblades now they are chilling in the store room, its been 5 years since i saw them again in austin video🤣

[@Lightning2011]

Austin: Is everyone okay? Matt: mY lEgG Everyone else: SPONGEBOB VIBES 😂😂

[@undervoltologist420]

Now thats a nice Ryan Air landing. 👌🏻

[@madhavbadhwar]

Austin : what wrong with India Me: I’m from India

[@mythic.templar]

Same

[@mythic.templar]

What is ar

[@akhileshnaik7772]

You're what's wrong with India?

[@tathagatarooj3676]

I'm too and TBH many things are wrong about India .

[@snappyie]

Akhilesh Naik Yeah that’s the joke. Self-deprecatory comedy

[@anirudhachar4169]

Are we gonna ignore the 2 potato austins at 9:45 at the top right

[@stoneleung1a23]

8:27 Ah I see you are a man with culture as well

[@SirEchoGaming]

Last time I watched Austin a few years back (before his fire) he was super awkward and average to watch. Today I watch Austin and he is full of energy and confidence!

[@PrimeTF]

Austin: "I'm a true pilot. I fly on instinct." Me: *Use the force, Luke.*

[@youssefsabri8051]

4:54 nice stream you're watching there

[@parminderjaura5642]

Ngl, the "mystery tech" logo looks like a daffy's store sign.

[@kuramaiscool4416]

"Most importantly, Switzerland survived!" "They always do" WAI-

[@DeCollinAtor]

Ken: Throws phone. Austin: That’s my phone

[@EdHadder]

I Absolutely Love Austin Evans Videos🖤

[@gabrielzeizer]

7:10 Me watching this video form my Switzerland : 😌😎🇨🇭

[@fabio4366]

Hopp schwiiz 👏🏼🇨🇭

[@yasassrijayawardena4319]

No one: Ken or somebody else : "YEET!"

[@rita25y.o-checkmyvideo2]

❣🍅

[@gwiggy]

"Thrustmaster" Doesn't sound like its meant for KZbin to me

[@anirvana]

7:30 that moment when you're underage and that's exactly your first thought

[@massaoogway]

11:18 Austin looks like a kid who just got a PS5 for Christmas😂

[@madhavbadhwar]

10:13 Austin :why my dear friend do I have a pair of cos pro headphones Me: because you could not afford the sin pro headphones

[@syedia]

Ah, I see. A fellow mathematician :)

[@nitishgoel3969]

When he picked indian flag i can imagine dislikes coming

[@syedia]

I loved how he saved Japan 😂

[@alakepj9628]

Dude you guys got the OG metal beyblades. Kids these days don't understand the pain of it hopping out and hitting you in the shins. They still were the best.

[@sawantharsh169]

thank you austin and team for shouting out about India and it means so much to me and the people living in it

[@athrvjairath3317]

6:00 next thing u know india declares war on the US, I'm indian btw

[@vizdrom]

5:46 "You CANNOT do India! You wanna piss off half our audience?" Smooth. Still, jai hind guys.

[@StrongestKryptonian]

It's my phone 📱,😢

[@godlikecat]

ok

[@hello1025]

Ok

[@AnushManith]

Lol Memes ok lol u are still watching right??

[@UserArctis]

Ok,

[@hello1025]

Anush Manith delete this message you’re cutting the “ok flow!!!!!!!

[@micahsanchez2367]

NOONE, LITERALLY NOONE: 99 cent store: taking notes

[@I_am_boosted_bro]

Austin saying "it's a little dirty" is super funny to me for some reason