bruh imagine breaking into a boat and an airhorn starts blaring and like four flares go off and then a dude runs at you with a war club
@A-G-F-5 жыл бұрын
Pretty much Farcry
@cocainecowboy_5 жыл бұрын
@@AnnaT2409 well not exactly when 5 niggas with rpg's and ak's bussin in
@emilnad50785 жыл бұрын
@@cocainecowboy_ a bow would be quicker
@syntiy57375 жыл бұрын
If I were a pirate with a gun, it would be an easy target..
@wonderone72855 жыл бұрын
A gun will suffice
@bigcity20855 жыл бұрын
I scared some people off my big rig one night when I told them,"Don't make me shoot you" ...and pointed my blow dryer right at 'em. They screamed and ran....and it wasn't even plugged in.
@schnellerfuchs135 жыл бұрын
Classy! 😂😂😂
@jacorin5 жыл бұрын
hahaha
@966Mako5 жыл бұрын
A truck driver with a blow dryer WTF!
@bigcity20855 жыл бұрын
@@966Mako I hear ya dude...wondered that myself...I think there was just a period in history when everyone had a blow dryer.
@todaysrealhealth80385 жыл бұрын
Always listen to your gut feeling.
@IndigoRage3 жыл бұрын
A few items worth keeping for alternative use purposes: 1. Starter Fluid - comes in a spray can, works better than mace, and customs doesn't usually think twice about it. 2. A very obnoxious can of fluorescent spray paint - hot pink is great. Also works better than mace, makes a criminal easy to identify, and customs doesn't usually pay any attention to it. 3. A Bowling Pin - easier to swing than a baseball bat in cramped spaces, equally effective. Usually decorative and doesn't arouse suspicions. 4. A spear gun - though meant for underwater use, they can be used out of water, and don't typically draw too much attention from customs as they are commonly used for spear-fishing. It's a one-shot, and not terribly accurate out of water, but if it's you or them, you always choose you.
@sebell693 ай бұрын
double sided small spear gun (you get two shots) will also not attack scrutiny from port authorities. You can always have two "normal" size spear gun!
@Williamsreview244 жыл бұрын
Them: “We lock up everything, have loud alarms, and put a spotlight on them”. Me: “I get me ol’ 1911 and I start blastin”
@homesculptor4 жыл бұрын
1903 a3
@bruuzen4 жыл бұрын
fudd
@kevinmcgann87524 жыл бұрын
YEAH then they reply with a fully auto AK
@warningtrackpower22424 жыл бұрын
Moms on boats “hon get me the belt”
@toddentingh44494 жыл бұрын
Just use a flare gun...
@nurweilichschwarzbin13395 жыл бұрын
*Shoots Pirate with a Spotlight gun* Pirate: Am I a joke to you?
@mobzilla295 жыл бұрын
Moonlight ye
@mobzilla295 жыл бұрын
Ok il leave
@Veuhs5 жыл бұрын
Spotlight, uh
@devinskrt45255 жыл бұрын
Nurweilichschwarzbin Oh yeah nahui
@LamboNoGhini5 жыл бұрын
Veuhs bro i thought i was the ONLY one in the comment section thinking this
@hunterendicott26735 жыл бұрын
Pirates: “ we should check our recommended more often.”
@rxlux5 жыл бұрын
Hunter Endicott lol
@Ae-ne5iy5 жыл бұрын
I’m a pirate lady. A Caribbean pirate lady at that. Puerto Rican pirate lady. Not all pirates would steal from a boat like that though. I wouldn’t.
@TG-yb9vv5 жыл бұрын
Ae rrrrrrr be gone pirate KZbin is my Territory
@aaa-vx8ke5 жыл бұрын
Ae sure you areeeee..... pirates have no education so how do you know how to type
@atomicgamer84165 жыл бұрын
I gave you the one thousand like
@yaboi12884 жыл бұрын
How not to get raided by pirates: -Install a minigun or an automatic grenade launcher
@Bmagik54 жыл бұрын
Yea a grenade launcher so you can shoot a Grenada on your boat to kill the pirate and make it automatic so you can shoot more than one for a bigger explosion
@warningtrackpower22424 жыл бұрын
Brandon Hindsley ahhahahahhaha
@petercarter32784 жыл бұрын
Lol 😂
@replynotificationsdisabled4 жыл бұрын
Where are you Gustav
@delta91834 жыл бұрын
No torpedo launcher
@davidorr81944 жыл бұрын
I SERIOUSLY agree with you about leaving that little Bay when you did. I'm also very glad that you didn't "go talk to them". Seriously you may both have been around the world. But that question she asked you "why didn't you go talk to them?". Ummm, that implies that she hasn't even been around a city block before. Honestly, this security video could have been the making of a horror film had you taken that advisement. Hindsight is 20/20. Do we really need to experience horribly violent life changing incidents to understand potentially dangerous situations? Sorry for bluntness but I support his choice 100% and hope he continues to make lead security choices at all times.
@chickennugget65445 жыл бұрын
Random fisherman:looks at their boat*smiles* Them:give me the gun
@moldy_banana50155 жыл бұрын
Earl Elmido this actually made me smile
@treapex47675 жыл бұрын
@@moldy_banana5015 me too xD
@uboii5 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@IAM-kc5ov5 жыл бұрын
LMAO Diamond Tier comment 😂😂😂
@carolinemoyers31235 жыл бұрын
Grayson Plays you’re one to talk... (im not being a hypocrite cause this isnt my actual account, a friends cause they have android and no apple chargers and im sleepin over lol)
@satobi465 жыл бұрын
America - *Cowboys* Japan - *Samurai's* The whole ocean - *Pirates with Ak-47 and rocket launcher*
@quebec78865 жыл бұрын
May I make a change good so what ima do is change America so America has Americans XD
@_Polaris545 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@evaaa7575 жыл бұрын
Ronin Randy this reminded me of the Elmo rap tbh 😂😂😂
@dracosai35305 жыл бұрын
I’M ABSOLUTELY RAVENOUS ocean gang
@deletedaccount99675 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@rickwinterboer6061 Жыл бұрын
Hey guys another good thing to keep near the night stand is a spray can of wasp spray. It will spray about 15ft. They are cheaper than refilling a fire extinguisher and probably more effective.
@jakeroxas62 жыл бұрын
If they are pirates... they will not circle you, they will just board you. Trust me. In the Philippines, people, especially in the area you're in, they are curious because you have a good boat. They are friendly and courteous people. It is who we are.
@jingyitay6179 Жыл бұрын
Lol if they had met real pirates, they would’ve been fked. These lame ass gimmicks for KZbin show only
@casper313010 ай бұрын
Criminals have no boundaries, none.
@kingjojojo1Ай бұрын
so friendly that they will swing their wiener at you
@davebaptiste16725 жыл бұрын
I think a machete is a must. If someone loses an arm on your boat they will have a story and you will have a trophy.
@SailingNahoa5 жыл бұрын
Stinky bro. 1 hr in the sun and that limb ain’t cool.
@Booplesn00tgaming5 жыл бұрын
Dude waves dick... Ben waves machete.
@michaelhollingshead9725 жыл бұрын
@@SailingNahoa Just throw it in the freezer until you can find a taxidermist.
@Bosstubeman5 жыл бұрын
Haha. A smelly trophy, but hang it up from the mast as a deterrent.
@onthebeaches5 жыл бұрын
David Baptiste good ides but that means you have to get close to them and also may afford them the opportunity to take it way from you and use it on YOU! I'd rather have something I can use further away. Like a fire extinguisher or taser. And, also good to have items of defense planted around the boat with easy but not obvious access! Ö
@sabahajem98285 жыл бұрын
They haven’t posted in 2 weeks.. I think their system failed.
@lesliexamanda6865 жыл бұрын
Sabah praying their okay🙏🏽
@mms-fendiofficial51395 жыл бұрын
Probably
@memekampf17515 жыл бұрын
I hate to tell you but praying does nothing haha do you believe in fairy's as well?
@trollpikken69075 жыл бұрын
@@memekampf1751 I hate to tell you but you are one of the most garbage people I have seen on this community.
@memekampf17515 жыл бұрын
@@trollpikken6907 why? Because I'm saying the truth and being honest? at least I'm not delusional
@kell71952 жыл бұрын
Two Australia yachts recently disappeared entirely without explanation, one in the Indonesian Archipelago and the other in the Caribbean, assumed to be fatal Pirate attacks.
@jingyitay6179 Жыл бұрын
U know that the reason pirates survive as pirates and not as thieves is because they carry guns/ammunitions right?
@SimpleEverydayLifewithRachael3 жыл бұрын
"Pirates " are going to be armed with at a minimum small arms. A fire extinguisher or pepper spray isn't going to help. Best thing is to stay away from areas known for it and carry a firearm.
@jeffreysabo52853 жыл бұрын
What could be your best defense? Maybe a 1800 hp Cigarette, Mystic, Wellcraft Scarab... Cut Anchor and Git !
@cameronspearpoint32063 жыл бұрын
That’s not exactly true, a lot are just fisherman that are opportunists.
@owenjeynes82483 жыл бұрын
Where many people are from guns are illegal and with treaties in the UN the flag your boat flies is the country that governs it. E.g if it was a British ship you couldn't have a gun on board violating the banning of guns.
@RonLarhz3 жыл бұрын
There's law regarding firearms in other countries. It is not the usa.
@jessesmith36503 жыл бұрын
They shot a man dead that had a pistol but we will attack them with lights and a fire extinguisher. Lol 🤣😆🤣😆
@onkelTomo5 жыл бұрын
KZbin Recommendations : "How we defend against pirates" Me: "okay now i know how to defend my boat. Now I'll buy one.
@ZaneTaylorMusic5 жыл бұрын
And now we know how to rob them.
@realfranklove5 жыл бұрын
lol
@itsmeracoon79075 жыл бұрын
Andro Games *checks bank account* *goes to cry in the corner*
@eugeniovincenzo16215 жыл бұрын
@@itsmeracoon7907 Nah man you can get boats on craigslist for like $600...Follow your dreams...
@yikes7105 жыл бұрын
Imagine thinking that is going to do something against Somali pirates with AK47's lmaoo
@ImmanuelYT5 жыл бұрын
Glock-18 *hears it reload* *Big Smoke Voice* "You picked the wrong boat fool"
@jakerobbins81015 жыл бұрын
Ay, ay Big Smoke, its me, Carl chill chill!
@xxradd25155 жыл бұрын
@@jakerobbins8101 Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh CJ my dog!
@monarch21315 жыл бұрын
@@xxradd2515 all we had to do is follow the damn train cj
@xxradd25155 жыл бұрын
@@monarch2131 Ah shit here we go again...
@No-xs7hc5 жыл бұрын
Lmao all these gta memes
@rwdyer22633 жыл бұрын
Great job guys. Funny, informational and entertaining. I have a suggestion. Something I carry in my vehicles. A can of wasp spray. It sprays a small stream out about 20 feet or so and burns the eyes like the can of bear mace you had confiscated. Happy sailing!
@zedryljie46614 жыл бұрын
*"LOOK AT ME"* *"I AM THE CAPTAIN NOW"*
@mariaciccarelli33904 жыл бұрын
*w a t e r c a n n o n s*
@IM_THE_CHANGLLER3 жыл бұрын
flares and 5. cal am i joke to you
@NotKewl5 жыл бұрын
You're going past (and very near) Somalia with no firearms? Good luck...
@myroadtours61475 жыл бұрын
Thats what you cal insane!
@moistyfinch22265 жыл бұрын
Yea we need to convince them to get a fire arm
@space.Boogey2235 жыл бұрын
There’s no Somali pirates at the cost no more, we’ve got coast guards now so everybody Gucci.
@kalebsmouse80085 жыл бұрын
A. Acosta we’ve always had coast guard and will always have pirates. It’s still dangerous
@ncismugerian89935 жыл бұрын
GULU GULU
@karendavidson77525 жыл бұрын
I stole 20 cents off of someone on my aunts cruise ship, I'm a pirate now according to law
@elthorro54135 жыл бұрын
fbi has him now...
@Nils-km4wc5 жыл бұрын
Callimg 911
@cgygflkj5 жыл бұрын
Wait your aunt has a cruise ship?
@karendavidson77525 жыл бұрын
@@cgygflkj yeah. Why?
@TheKINGJONSEY5 жыл бұрын
@@karendavidson7752 how did she come to acquire a cruise ship? That's quite the purchase.
@majortom6423 жыл бұрын
I used to walk on deck with a plastic toy M16, that usually kept them away and the word got around, after a couple of times, none dare to get closer than 300 meters. When I needed fish, I gave them the sign to come closer.
@davidhunternyc13 жыл бұрын
Oooo... clever.
@DrBarnes14 жыл бұрын
We found having a small German Shepherd (50 pounds) aboard is the best security. Ours starts barking at an approach of 300 feet. She barks at every passing craft with a motor letting us know what is up. When we've gone ashore, our nearest moored boat friends have told us that persons in canoes and small boats have pulled up to our boat to check it out and suddenly, Jolie appears on deck. That solves the problem immediately. She makes a lot of noise, stands 3 feet above anyone sitting in a small boat, and she can bite anyone who raises a hand to get on board. Other friends swear by having a 22 pound rat terrier dog. Their dog absolutely was the best guard dog I've ever seen. She had excellent vision and extremely acute hearing. I paddled up to their boat on a raft at night to invite them over to our boat the next day. Ginger was having none of it. She had a fit and was quite threatening at 50 feet. She heard me. Her owners were reassured by all of these behaviors. Why? Because thieves will decide there are easier boats to steal from than have to deal with a dog.
@lawabiding91525 жыл бұрын
gun? Nah. Taser? Nope. Baseball bat? Of course not. Fijian war club? *h e l l y e a h*
@Peter-do3nx5 жыл бұрын
Hotel?Trivago
@oompaoomps27845 жыл бұрын
Your avatar fits so much
@isaacmiracle81885 жыл бұрын
It does
@charleycables58625 жыл бұрын
LOL
@imbrenojansen4 жыл бұрын
I sold everything and I was able to buy a McMenu and a McFlurry.
@liamofthesky99604 жыл бұрын
mcmenu
@mobilegas82204 жыл бұрын
I sold everything, now I have a lot more money... stocks are great things
@theproudnoob44904 жыл бұрын
It would already be worth it for the mcmenu
@heydhanzee64524 жыл бұрын
I sold everything and I was able to buy Pringles
@xurbanvenusxgames6604 жыл бұрын
I sold everything and I could only get a 1pm’s sweat it was worth it
@jeffstrotman39053 жыл бұрын
Hey y'all. Enjoy your vids. On the subject of security, I recently read the book about the circumnavigation of Johnathan Slocum. At one of his stops along the way, a knowing soul gave him a bag of nails. If I recall correctly, they were short nails with large heads. Much like roofing nails. When he got the bad vibes feeling, he would scatter them on deck before he retired for the night. Most, if not all potential pirates at that time don't have or wear shoes. This tactic on at least two occasions alerted him and diverted a potentially dangerous encounter. Yes, pretty old school I know. Would be a pain gathering the nails next morning. But hey, worked for him. Ps, I like your war club. Going to make one as I like woodworking.
@Heaven...10133 жыл бұрын
As someone who lives in the Caribbean, I can say that being on the water is just as bad as being on the island. Recently, a boat full of dead bodies washed up on my country's shore. There have been many stories over the news of killing at sea, dead bodies washing up on various islands. Some of our local fishermen have been robbed of their boat one time and they were forced to jump into the water naked where the robbers left them.
@taiimo91455 жыл бұрын
Put a lazer on your flashlight too they will freak out thinking it's a gun your holding lol And pepper spray for option b lol Be safe guys
@m4ttyofficialchannel5 жыл бұрын
Or better put a very powerful lazer so you can permanently blind anyone
@michaelsawyer51295 жыл бұрын
Or...they could just get a gun.
@MrPbip5 жыл бұрын
That's stupid just put one on your gun never try pretending like you have a gun better have one
@twizz4205 жыл бұрын
Or get a fucking gun... People with guns aren't going to be scared by a flashlight ffs
@jakebraun63765 жыл бұрын
@@m4ttyofficialchannel or melt a hole in their shitty hobo dingys
@dante_draws87815 жыл бұрын
“This is our bed, I hope nothing happens” “I do.” “Well I do, but not on camera.” 😂😂😂
@haz1395 жыл бұрын
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@TheOriginalGamerdud5 жыл бұрын
Aesthetic_shistar i was gonna comment that dangit
@jordimanzano48855 жыл бұрын
Wow almost became a pornhub
@kissmeragdolls5 жыл бұрын
This is the only reason I am looking through the comments
@grandelagarto32203 жыл бұрын
On board. I have a 410 gauge shotgun with shotshells and slugs. I have a 9mm auto, and I have 30-30 cal rifle. Both my wife and i are trained in the use of firearms. There are 2 people on our boat who know about these weapons and where they are stowed. It is no one elses business. Thank God we have never had to deploy our defensive equipment. Be diligent, be aware.
@mackoy52583 жыл бұрын
I'm from Philippines.. our fisherman are good people..
@armybeef683 жыл бұрын
I think it's the people PRETENDING to be fisherman, when they're not, are who they're worried about.
@samfalcon12213 жыл бұрын
Not everything
@mosszdv5 жыл бұрын
No one: KZbin Algorithm: How We DEFEND Against PIRATES
@Quinn-lj9sh5 жыл бұрын
how’d you come up with that joke?
@willsonfishing85545 жыл бұрын
everyone's comments on other videos: No one: KZbin Algorithm: Fitz: No one: KZbin Algorithm: How We DEFEND Against PIRATES
@weddiedon5 жыл бұрын
I don't get the "No one: " bit of these jokes. Explaiiiin
@mosszdv5 жыл бұрын
@@weddiedon it basically means no one ask to see this in there featured section but KZbin is showing us anyways
@OrbvsTomarvm5 жыл бұрын
No one: Shit meme: ...💤💤💤
@shishersh17125 жыл бұрын
it's like driving through the international hoods lol
@xoxoplayz93005 жыл бұрын
JuulsForJesus literally your a spy HONESTLY!!!
@MurrayWilkinson14 жыл бұрын
This was told to me by a militia and security expert that also specialised in womens self defense. If you have a weapon it could very easily end up in the hands of your attacker and be used against you, so pick your poison carefully. His recommendation was always to have a "bush-saw"or a drywall saw onder your car seat, your mattress whatever you are trying to protect. Attach as strong wrist strap to prevent it being lost, They have a reasonable length blade and a very rough (often 2-sided) tooth pattern. No one would ever be able to pull it out of your hands without cutting their own hands to shreds, so basically once they try to block or grab at your saw they will realise it hurts, and often the surprise/scare will make them run for the hills. Good luck out there!!
@SailingNahoa4 жыл бұрын
That’s a brilliant idea for hand to hand combat! Innocent enough as well to not provoke the attacker of they do have concealed gun
@LetterSignedBy51SpiesWasA-Coup4 жыл бұрын
Drywall saws are one usually one-sided, not very sharp, and super flimsy
@astrox90972 жыл бұрын
Hi
@crashbandit72702 жыл бұрын
Those saws are super sharp also. The brush saw..
@hopedupree4294 Жыл бұрын
@@LetterSignedBy51SpiesWasA-Coupyes
@nashvilletljc59044 жыл бұрын
You did the right thing by leaving. Those guys would probably think you liked it if you stayed. You had to leave after that.
@tylernorton.06905 жыл бұрын
You can light them up with the handy spotlight Pirates: *_Yes, but actually no_*
@article13905 жыл бұрын
Aaaa a new meme
@kuuphone31935 жыл бұрын
Flashlights are a really good defense measure actually. A strobe in someone's face really fucks them up at night. I think you'd want something to follow that up after though, and I think it'd be nuts to go around the world with no actual gun. I wonder if they have one or two but don't show them for opsec though. I wouldn't.
@chip78015 жыл бұрын
@@kuuphone3193 Id just have a Spotlight and an Airsoft gun so if they get to close i can just light them up and listen to them yell as they row away lmao
@christophervera78795 жыл бұрын
@@kuuphone3193 0
@lmaoroflcopter5 жыл бұрын
@@chip7801 harpoon or a crossbow. Done.
@MisterBliZz5 жыл бұрын
I don't have any boat but i'm watching a video which shows how to defend a boat against pirates...
@bengrizzlyadams61874 жыл бұрын
In the Philippines there is life imprisonment for a joint of weed, imagine piracy, it's a death sentence.
@moonjones15953 жыл бұрын
I would be life sentenced 250000 times
@denisstanley74493 жыл бұрын
not sure where you live but penalties dont seem to stop crime
@johnmarshall44423 жыл бұрын
They don't care
@averagejoe19433 жыл бұрын
Awesome Episode! Good information! You two are awesome! Excellent info! Way to trust your guts! I’m impressed with the way you approach the firearm issue, neither for nor against! In these days it’s an easy topic to just say they are bad, and move on, but neither of you did that! My hats off to you! Great advice without even getting close to legal advice! I’m impressed! It’s also nice to see a man be honest and voice his desire to protect his family! ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
@KollegeKnowledge15 жыл бұрын
Why am I watching this? I don't even own a kayak.
@itrest5 жыл бұрын
You watched this because its interesting
@Flako925 жыл бұрын
Do you at least own a toy boat?
@phuccoiinkorea33415 жыл бұрын
same :((
@paparavioli94495 жыл бұрын
same
@jdl21805 жыл бұрын
@Donald Trump wrf?
@lanceward33525 жыл бұрын
"You wouldn't want to pull a gun out"... Um yeah... Yeah I would! Illumination is great as well but not alone.
@williamherrington69955 жыл бұрын
Without a gun you're just shinning a target for them to attack with their possible gun if it is a pirate. Most people hold a light straight in front of them. All around very bad places to get shot. Lol. Just aim at the light and fire. You end up a sitting duck if you think about it.
@HerreDePerre5 жыл бұрын
daniel holden thats American Paranoia shit. People don’t need guns. Only Americans think they need them
@mattmay67105 жыл бұрын
@@HerreDePerre the fact that pirates are an actual threat shows guns are needed. Not sure how you are okay with making yourself an open target
@HerreDePerre5 жыл бұрын
matt may maybe is you are sailing dangerous waters. But i think people in general don’t need guns. Why do Americans feel like they need guns? I don’t understand.
@wishicouldthinkofaname68945 жыл бұрын
@@HerreDePerre Our government secretly funneled weapons to gangs in our country in the mid 1900s. Needless to say, our criminals are well armed (albeit illegally). Most of us see it fit to be able to defend ourselves from them. Also, in the United States, unlike Europe, many of us live in more secluded areas prone to animal attacks from bears, coyotes, etc and also want to be able to defend our families from such cases.
@cardanomm31942 жыл бұрын
Thank you, for this video. A lot of people who sail gloss over the dangers that can happen, so I appreciate you being realistic and giving helpful tips. That fire extinguisher called also be used in a house as self defence. In the UK we are not allowed to defend our homes with weapons.
@danielsultana44474 жыл бұрын
"leave a small amount of money" *leaves 500 euro* Me:
@yveszygkasiervalero19584 жыл бұрын
dude its 500 Philippine Peso, not that big bruh
@mynoxx014 жыл бұрын
I feel ya dude, you are so poor, you dont even know what a 500 euro note looks like.
@mr.fackerstone42574 жыл бұрын
That's a 500 peso bill
@Celtics205 жыл бұрын
“We sold everything to sail around the world” Flat earthers triggered. Edit- Read reply’s for triggered flat earthers 👇
@graypatrick79265 жыл бұрын
@Green Grub I think he was saying FE's are going to be triggered not that he is one of them. Chill bro
@crystallineentity76985 жыл бұрын
Hope they stay away from the ice wall or nasa will blast them with the anti truth death lasers.
@a.l.26695 жыл бұрын
And here i am triggered by the fact they decided to sail around the world in a catamaran.
@davidg66635 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣true
@andrewstearn28005 жыл бұрын
Sail across the world
@mattycarleton5 жыл бұрын
You came up on my recommended, probably because of Sailing La Vagabonde. From the few videos, I have watched I have really enjoyed your content. Keep it up!
@Derekisamazinggg5 жыл бұрын
Check out Project Atticus and Erik Aanderaa, they're great too.
@adt0ast3465 жыл бұрын
Matty Carleton I watch them too and it happened from the same reason
@emlersa70215 жыл бұрын
Same
@selfawarefanta5 жыл бұрын
Good on ya mate!
@gaylene-playz41955 жыл бұрын
Matty Carleton same
@jessesmith36503 жыл бұрын
In international waters, defined as at least 24 miles away from any coast, the ship is bound by the laws of the country of registry and therefor the flag it is flying. In other words if you are on the open ocean, flying a US Flag, you can have any firearm on board that is legal under federal law.
@simonmaverick92013 жыл бұрын
Another tip - don't forget to make a KZbin video with details of all your security measures and where to hide stuff...
@fancierwolfy82063 жыл бұрын
If nobody did we would not have security
@colzen9255 жыл бұрын
9:51 Ben: Talking about pulling dinghy out of water Demon in the back: • •
@lucid_thatbigboi99985 жыл бұрын
Actually what is that
@colzen9255 жыл бұрын
Lucid_That Big Boi . com Pretty sure they’re lights.
@fatbum5 жыл бұрын
@@jonathangupree1260 a demon light-eyed pirate
@edwar6sx7965 жыл бұрын
Gonna stream snipe and take your stuff and the boat
@_Belteshazzar_5 жыл бұрын
Dude thats illegal.
@DTRILLZ455 жыл бұрын
Edwar6s X lmao
@yoshimura35775 жыл бұрын
hahahaha actually stream snipe XD
@rz1sa5 жыл бұрын
"There's the emote"
@yoshimura35775 жыл бұрын
@@rz1sa ?
@riel89144 жыл бұрын
imagine if pirates have yt account and they saw this, now they know where you store your ipads lol xD
@bravescatz4 жыл бұрын
Or dishonest people who are in the sailing community with them.
@miss423103 жыл бұрын
😂 scary but true
@RIZFERD3 жыл бұрын
Duh.. today pirates are techy!?
@HANGWITHBRE2 жыл бұрын
I don't have any intentions of sailing but I found this so fascinating to watch
@supr3me_a1665 жыл бұрын
Bruh I don’t even got a boat😂😂 Why am I watching this Edit: Lol most likes I got thanks 🙏
@zebrafreak9715 жыл бұрын
Same but looks cool and little bit scary
@aquadesignsbymlt47695 жыл бұрын
Lol
@cizlu83555 жыл бұрын
Same lol
@romanr765 жыл бұрын
Supr3me_A1 I’m at work, I should be working,... but I’m here watching this damn video! 🤣🤣🤣 I cant believe they didn’t have a damn GUN! I want a 12g an AK and a Glock!
@jamespetrie42645 жыл бұрын
Supr3me_A1 same😂😂😂
@donavonhoho5 жыл бұрын
Pirates: I wonder what security systems they have on board Nahoa: uploads everyone on youtube Pirates: invade Nahoa: surprised pickachu face
@wildmike86635 жыл бұрын
Cringe joke
@CatDuckChu4 жыл бұрын
i find it funny when people say we have done the impossible and im like burh there are like 20 other channels that have done the same thing
@yeleoh4 жыл бұрын
20 / 7 billion is pretty rare...
@CatDuckChu4 жыл бұрын
Messepe 7 billion people ain’t on KZbin I’m talking about people on here buddy
@SailingPantera4 жыл бұрын
I'm one I have a catamaran but a shit KZbin channel. So my plan is to do pirate videos to get viewers. Thanks for the info. Haha
@indysilver_024 жыл бұрын
@@SailingPantera you need to fix your KZbin settings first. I can see a few videos from your home screen, but I can't just scroll through your videos.
@SailingPantera4 жыл бұрын
@@indysilver_02 I'm working on it but I have alot of work to do on the boat first then sail it Over 1000NM to Canaries.🤙🏿🌬️🌊⛵
@paulnevins82674 жыл бұрын
The "Safe" for stowage of "contraband" in a given country is called a "Bonded Store". Requires a list of items included and can easily be looked up for proper process.
@rotzloffel4 жыл бұрын
i thought the thumbnail was linustechtips breaking into a house
@laoaumentadogwapo45184 жыл бұрын
me too I thought so
@thinkramen11974 жыл бұрын
Yoooo me too 😂
@cubekanaal4 жыл бұрын
Lmao me to, i dident even read title, i tought linus was gonna reviuew a securty cam or night vission lol
@wolfdesroyer87114 жыл бұрын
Yeah
@glizzy73374 жыл бұрын
relatable
@dannyli66065 жыл бұрын
Pirates climbs on boat Me: pulls a m60 light machine gun Edit: Thanks for 400+ likes
@amirlahlouu5 жыл бұрын
Light hahahaha I use armor piercing
@SiriusSync5 жыл бұрын
*WhAt AbOuT tHe m249?*
@resih9005 жыл бұрын
Pirates climb in boat Me:*Pulls out nuclear war missile attached to a tank*
@randomchannel21705 жыл бұрын
*-Commence the Tsar Bomba 2-*
@Max-dv1kq5 жыл бұрын
i've got a rocket in my pocket so what they gonna do
@peterjaena4 жыл бұрын
from the Philippines here... kudos for mentioning how safe our country is. We usually get a bad rap from news media.
@nealrousseau4 жыл бұрын
The Fijian war club is so cool and ornate looking yet intimidating at the same time. Anyone would surely think twice seeing you brandishing THAT thing! They could either get their head split open like a melon or be lucky to turn and run the heck away fast. I have a similar item which is a Rungu throwing stick. It's made of olive wood which is extremely hardwood which i'm sure your war club is too. I bet you could throw that war club as well and it would cause some serious damage that way too. Those are no joke. That spike is sick, mine only has a big round heavy end which I would NOT want to be on the receiving end of a strike. I hope that you never have to use it and it stays an object of conversation and a nice decorative piece. Safe travels!
@bagoh45 жыл бұрын
The fisherman in the Philippines is more likely to be just curious. I would be, since its rare its to see a boat like yours around.
@brentg61275 жыл бұрын
Thats dope, they can be curious about this .357 in their chest as well tf. "Dont worry about the dude in your house he was just curious because hes never seen a house like that"
@bagoh45 жыл бұрын
@@brentg6127 its your right to defend yourself if they get too close. but paranoia and being cautious are two different things. Im trying to describe the culture from the Philippines. You don't know my people. Of course there will be very bad people as well, but if you're that gungho in keeping other people away then i suggest you don't visit the Philippines.
@iankarma61995 жыл бұрын
@@bagoh4 yes, SEAns dont really mind if stranger get close, some of them are just curious. but we dont use gun, we use machete, knife or things like that, we can talk if you curious but i always ready to fight if you do something stupid. we are friendly but we like blood :D
@Filippenzen4135 жыл бұрын
@@iankarma6199 Damn that messed up my man. Never heard of a fist fight?🤔😜
@pasiguenaindubai5 жыл бұрын
Bee Gee not really. Mostly they ate curious fishermen. You cant compare it to a house because they often see grandiose houses at the city but its very seldom to see grandiose ships like theirs.
@pantharedhead11315 жыл бұрын
(Boards boat) Pirate: Give me your stuff! (Pulls out gun) Them: (frowns and pulls out spotlight) Pirate: (face burns off)
@wilsonwa64425 жыл бұрын
Lol
@reisshardy5 жыл бұрын
Haha
@theblitz16875 жыл бұрын
time and space slowly melt away in the radious of the spotlight
@pantharedhead11315 жыл бұрын
@@theblitz1687 Yep that explains it
@darugla3 жыл бұрын
Such a lovely couple 💖 congratulations you chose to live the most adventurer life of all.
@davidfrank28243 жыл бұрын
Whenever we decide to go through the Panama canal we always have private security on board. There's a few different companies that offer this service. All the times that we have had them aborted there was only a handful of times where they went above deck and was holding their rifles and watching a suspicious boat. As soon as they seen the security on board they went in another direction. Also always go with your gut feeling. If it doesn't feel right it's better just to move on. Have fun and be safe I enjoyed your video and look forward to watching more.
@spring20065 жыл бұрын
I liked how he said "I don't care how beautiful it is". Love at it's fullest
@BlackSlimShady5 жыл бұрын
@Tweeter05 He said I dont care how beautiful it is referring to how beautiful the place they were anchored was, but he doesnt care how beauitful it is because he had a bad feeling about the other fisherman. He wasnt referring to his wife in anyway so kinda of confused what OP meant by love at its finest.
@ralfgeollegue52725 жыл бұрын
It's unsafe in the Northern Mindanao Me in Misamis Oriental: *Sweats Heavily*
@alec-iloveml8905 жыл бұрын
Ayyy
@WytcherNytes3 жыл бұрын
Since some countries have a problem with bear spray or mace, I wonder if any countries would have a problem if you *just happened* to have a few cans of insect spray laying around your boat? You know, in case you find an ant trail...😉
@CT--cl6ct3 жыл бұрын
I don't know why but all of a sudden I'm fascinated by modern day pirates
@owlnationlegal42284 жыл бұрын
A friend's family sailing off west coast of Columbia tailed by a fishing boat for days blew up balloons, let one go and tested the scope on their rifle. Fishermen left.
@Mac-rp5gk4 жыл бұрын
OwlNation Legal 😂😂😂😂😂
@ethanii75444 жыл бұрын
POWER MOVE
@jrenova4 жыл бұрын
They just happened to have a tank of helium on them?
@owlnationlegal42284 жыл бұрын
No silly you let em go and they bounce along
@codysmith6054 жыл бұрын
I call bullshit Canada’s gun laws are very strict a gun fired anywhere near boats and you would have coastguard crawling up your ass.
@harrisoncarr45005 жыл бұрын
* heard a noise * him: *HONEY GRAB THE WAR BAT AND FIRE EXTINGUISHER*
@unitedspacepirates90754 жыл бұрын
@kryk Walters guns often a legal hassle, laser cutters are not restricted and are far more effective and never a worry about ammo moisture.
@LoveMoneySecretsTV3 жыл бұрын
Very informative video, so glad you are safe and glad you pay attention to your instincts and intuition. Bad vibes are bad vibes. Always respect that butterflies feeling it's not worth the gamble.
@marrob3574 жыл бұрын
I'm with Ben, if the guy is shaking his "How do you do" at you, it's time to leave!! He's telling you what's on his mind. You don't have a gun and that wooden club can only do so much damage. Time to sail on and live another day!!
@LetterSignedBy51SpiesWasA-Coup4 жыл бұрын
Probably just a local custom. Maybe even an honor
@CaprisunAd5 жыл бұрын
Sailor: *spots a fisherman* Also Sailor: “honey, get the rpg”
@meowM30Wmew5 жыл бұрын
I'm gay for Danny Devito
@Iyadelk.2085 жыл бұрын
Noyce one
@theokwacraft23185 жыл бұрын
I’ve been noticing I’m starting to get bored of KZbin to the point where any video pops up on my recommendation I watch...
@Sythorize5 жыл бұрын
TheOkwaCraft yeah everything is so monotone now
@brandeno73795 жыл бұрын
This is facts
@twistedmind98705 жыл бұрын
Same shit everything is so damn similar because of people being scared there videos will be demonetized
@jacobdunnohew234 жыл бұрын
my entire life is like that now
@adonisjenkins39304 жыл бұрын
TheOkwaCraft the more mind altering substances involved the better
@TheMasonsx53 жыл бұрын
My husband has learned to go along with my gut feelings because they have been proven to be right more times than not.
@nevillebroadbent16013 жыл бұрын
Great video. Sensible precautions. I cannot believe the number of smart arse comments. Most would be from people who have done bugger all in their tiny lives. Loving following your adventure.
@Bosstubeman5 жыл бұрын
Here's a suggestion. Several cans of Hornet/Wasp spray is very effective for several reasons. First, it wont be confiscated. Second, it can spray a 20 foot stream under pressure. This stuff is nasty!! It will temporary blind an attacker and you can hit them from up to 20 feet away. A well placed facial shot with most definitely disable anyone. The trick is to stay away from up close contact, and render the assailant as ineffective. Then use your tribal club. I wish I was as considerate as you but I grew up in Bronx, NY and had to defend my property in the BVI on a 46 Lagoon. We were boarded at around 2:00am for top side treats including the dingy. They got zilch. We had several boats withing yelling distance that we introduced ourselves too when we arrived. It is an unspoken rule that others will come to your aid. One of the nearby cruisers jumped in his dingy and chased down the perps as we called the Harbor Master near Road Town. They were apprehended. I was told about the insect spray by the guy who helped us. He was from Australia. Don't mess with the folks from down under............... Bossman
@sheogorath26575 жыл бұрын
Bossman59 is trust a gun over some damn bug spray 😂 only reason that Aussie had to use bug spray was because his country don’t allow guns to be owned by citizens.
@leonardoresende32325 жыл бұрын
And then they have 2 extra pirates with AK 47 and are like : *Bruh , really ?"*
@Bosstubeman5 жыл бұрын
Then by all means Bruh, bring an illegal gun to a foreign "Banana Republic" and don't declare it! Locked-up abroad will certainly do a story on whats left of you about 5 years into your 20 year stint! Besides, whats your wheel gun going to do against AK's?? What a dumb response...........
@Bosstubeman5 жыл бұрын
Then hit your knees and beg for mercy! You spray that shit at someone from 15 to 20 feet away and it does enough damage to make them jump ship, or blind them enough for you to pounce. Mace is only effective up close, but of course you knew that because you get ALL your pertinent information from KZbin.
@Bosstubeman5 жыл бұрын
Neither do foreign countries your visiting.........
@bazookajoe80675 жыл бұрын
The AR defense system is highly recommended for boating particularly when partnered with the 5.56 or 2.23 defense systems
@toskybeaston5 жыл бұрын
Bazookajoe 806 HAHAHAH
@lilfatrolls915 жыл бұрын
Bazookajoe 806 with a good green tip attachment the system works great
@clonetrooperfigure77994 жыл бұрын
Remember that one Russian video where they just blew up a small pirate boat with a rpg😂
@user-bn6bw7xl8l4 жыл бұрын
Evil Foller bruh)) Hello from Russia btw
@iamsearchingforthefiletmignon3 жыл бұрын
😂
@jjohnbrown12214 жыл бұрын
A hidden kill switch is one of the best ways to protect your sailboat. Put it not just on the engine but the whole electrical system with the exception of frig, freezer and bilge pumps. When you leave your boat, switch off the hidden kill switch and no way will they get things going without flipping that switch. There are ways they could get around this, but most would not try for the risk of getting caught.
@lw-je5km5 жыл бұрын
Legend says that pirates just want your sunscreen
@yeetom55495 жыл бұрын
LeO Wilkinson she look 68
@owen85265 жыл бұрын
Oh no no 😂😂
@owen85265 жыл бұрын
Are you a fan of noahsnoah
@jumpinglizards695 жыл бұрын
@@yeetom5549 she's don't use sunscreen or moisturize ):
@Storm-tl4rw5 жыл бұрын
LeO Wilkinson all the pirates are brown they don't need it
@darrellw29545 жыл бұрын
Not sugar coated... You guys are totally aware of the risks at hand. Hopefully, your luck continues and you don’t run into some experienced pirates. If they should want something, they will take it at gun point...and unfortunately, I mean anything...mostly your companion. Wish you continued luck!!!!
@TriStAn-zi5gc5 жыл бұрын
DARRELL W what armed Pirat robs a small sailboat?
@dsfdggsdgdfdfhhdfhhdhd3 жыл бұрын
As a Filipino myself.. I could say that it's true that our boats looks like a Modern day pirate boat. Since we are a third world country and we do have a high crime rate so.... Good thing you guys are safe.
@Alkis054 жыл бұрын
Good to know that the Caribbeans are still carrying out their traditions.
@danielk38935 жыл бұрын
This guy is actually 100% ready to kill someone lol. Good luck tho
@ianjohnson38405 жыл бұрын
Nothing scares me more than that man with that club l,he seems so excited to kill someone with it
@wojtekp2955 жыл бұрын
daniel kars Wait, isn’t everyone?
@elijahthomas79485 жыл бұрын
"We dont use guns" if pirates have guns and trying to abduct you I want to see you fight with that "club"
@multistuff98315 жыл бұрын
Actually the myhbusters said that in close range, it's better to use a knife, club, etc.
@killimon16355 жыл бұрын
Multi Stuff yeah but think about it if you see pirates with rifles approaching you want to take them out first not let them board
@AugurStratus5 жыл бұрын
@@killimon1635 But you may not have the chance lol
@masonhales5 жыл бұрын
@@multistuff9831 You'll see and hear them coming before they get "close range"
@Kurosaka5 жыл бұрын
Some john wick type shit
@LarsDennert4 жыл бұрын
Grates and bars: be careful for blocking fire exits. Have one from sleeping areas. Flare guns. Generally legal. Not fun to get shot with and has other good uses. You can always follow up with a fire extinguisher.
@GisRewentlow Жыл бұрын
one more reason to keep the expired flares, i saw a guy, who said, he has some fishing rigs full with hooks, and he has a thrower for them, what is a simple piece of plastic tube with a spring loaded piston. i heard about flamethrowers, built from oil-spray, what can be very effective. just remove the small circle from the nozzle, and try it.
@lsecobb64025 жыл бұрын
‘So today this video is gonna be quite a serious video’ About 15 mins later **whips out a toy kiwi
@zebrafreak9715 жыл бұрын
Looooooooooool
@owen85265 жыл бұрын
I dont get it
@zosqi5 жыл бұрын
@@owen8526 of course you don't Owen
@fgg37495 жыл бұрын
15:40 - 15:58 every broken champion in every game description.
@fengchen19755 жыл бұрын
add me on lol
@fgg37495 жыл бұрын
@@fengchen1975 name?
@fengchen19755 жыл бұрын
@@fgg3749 on NA server. F3NG
@fgg37495 жыл бұрын
@@fengchen1975 Oh, I play OCE sorry.
@sexythanos45485 жыл бұрын
@@fengchen1975 League of Lebanese
@BL-gc6tv4 жыл бұрын
Aw man, the pirate talk killed the mood.
@jamesbrown60184 жыл бұрын
Set up a sprinkler type system for the exterior of the boat that sprays home-maid ghost pepper extract, that can be triggered from inside. it will look like a safety system but function as a whole boat mace spray. also you could load an expired fire extinguisher with the Ghost pepper extract, just don't mistake it for the real fire extinguisher.
@msddevelopment37235 жыл бұрын
Dear recommendations thanks for bringing all of us here.
@meanhelenfromwiisports56075 жыл бұрын
See if someone tried to rob me then I would just pull out my trusty uno reverse card. Easy
@theeverythingchannel68465 жыл бұрын
That’s so good
@ogosvm4005 жыл бұрын
How they get internet in the ocean
@PepeDeezNutz4 жыл бұрын
That’s lame
@ethanii75444 жыл бұрын
You’re legally allowed to take the _pirate_ hostage
@caolanpolgar91904 жыл бұрын
You should get a self defence torch it is basically a extremely high powered torch which I couldn’t imagine being illegal in many places and it’s a extremely effective tool for blinding and deterring people
@djsusuisis4 жыл бұрын
Idc how much I like or love someone, I’d go crazy spending that much time with someone
@stuartsmith75143 жыл бұрын
You probably get bored easily
@djsusuisis3 жыл бұрын
@@stuartsmith7514 they’re literally out for YEARS on sea, it’s not like a single trip
@kingismith60025 жыл бұрын
Will this work at the public fish pond on crackheads
@jackchapman30405 жыл бұрын
Phahahaha omg best thing I’ve heard all day 😂🤣😭
@kingismith60025 жыл бұрын
@@jackchapman3040 My Work here is done
@valery2025 жыл бұрын
Kingi Smith lol
@oxiac60065 жыл бұрын
Yes
@lilfatrolls915 жыл бұрын
Kingi Smith probably
@cavanblack5 жыл бұрын
A 12g will also most likely do the trick.
@hshshdhs41365 жыл бұрын
Even a 22. Will
@FlatRangeOperator5 жыл бұрын
You are forgetting these are liberal cucks.
@asoingbob53225 жыл бұрын
Jesse Roth yeah take that liberals haha☝🏽😳☝🏽 👇🏽😎👇🏽💯💯🔥
@FlatRangeOperator5 жыл бұрын
@@asoingbob5322 what
@cavanblack5 жыл бұрын
Jesse Roth Lolll, “Please don’t hurt us we left you $13!!” *Pirates* pop the male in the head steal the boat you can assume the rest.
@briankepner75692 жыл бұрын
Oh if it was only 2 years ago as in this video and we were not concerned about endemic. I remember this video. It's great to see you back
@wolddiego3 жыл бұрын
Hello New Subscriber from San Diego / Baja, Mexico...Former Law Enforcement Officer, Day Sailor and fisherman...Love the Episode on the Pirate attack...Very Good information and I would also Strongly Advise against carrying Firearms... Unless you can do so Legally in every Jurisdiction, which is highly unlikely and more likely to land you in Big Trouble with the Local Law...and Unless you are Trained and Prepared to use them... the majority of time your own weapon will be taken away and used against yourself...Obviously the best Defense against Would be Pirates is to Be Prepared and have a Plan...try to prevent them from getting on the boat in the first place...with Alarms, Sirens, bright Spot Lights, a loud PA system telling them to ''stay away the authorities have been notified''... ''you are being Recorded and Broadcasted on the Internet''...Have your own Display of Force such as Flairs, Fireworks and other Alternative Weapons ready to use that may be on board the boat including but not limited to; Flare guns, Spear guns, Hawaiian sling, shark bang sticks, fishing knives, sledge hammer...Tools such as a propane torch or Flame Thrower, nail gun (not that a cruising boat would normally carry a nail gun but if you had one charged and ready for Defensive Purposes, maybe you could convince Port Authorities that it was for work purposes and they would not confiscate it), same with a chainsaw, compressed air Tank with some kind of Projectile ready to fire...and in an Extreme Life or Death Emergency situation a Gasoline Bomb...(Molotov cocktail) is a breakable glass bottle containing a flammable substance such as gasoline/petrol or a napalm-like mixture, with some motor oil added, and usually a source of ignition such as a burning cloth wick held in place by the bottle's stopper. The wick is usually soaked in alcohol or kerosene, rather than gasoline. In action, the wick is lit and the bottle hurled at a target such as the Pirate's boat. When the bottle smashes on impact, the ensuing cloud of petrol droplets and vapour ignites, causing an immediate fireball followed by a raging fire as the remainder of the fuel is consumed. A poor man's grenade if you will could be assembled from household products...MacGyver style...Good Luck, (Disclaimer as I would not Recommend this or any kind of physical resistance against armed Pirates)..Almost forgot my High Tech Security Deterrent. The Drone !!! Fly a drone over the potential Pirates recording their every movement and their Faces with the Idea that they are Identified and the Whole World is Watching Them...again Be Prepared and Mentally Tough to do whatever it takes to Survive...Good Luck
@LABoyko4 ай бұрын
@wolddiego. You advise against a firearm because it can be taken and used against you. Then you provide a laundry list of items that can be taken and used against you.