How We STOMPED Paradox's HOI4 Tournament!

[@DankusMemecus]

THIS IS THE FINALS OF THE PARADOX SPONSORED HOI4 COMMUNITY CUP! SHOW TIME TO DECIDE IT ALL! ► Quarter-finals: kzbin.info/www/bejne/gYKnn3Z_lLCbopo ► Semi-finals: kzbin.info/www/bejne/eWnMc2mZh7mKkNE

[@jacearchambault1744]

Good job

[@derekvanheumen5581]

Nice man

[@Trever101]

ez

[@okofreak01]

Lol I didn't even realise Markoni now has an editing team hahaha. Are you serbian as well?

[@SPIKE-ym2uq]

what mod is this

[@nik_p8323]

Imagine having 7k hours in hoi and a gf he has done the unthinkable focus

[@JJMK_1]

I think you need the hours, the going bald, and the shower

[@nicklion6585]

Yep

[@Trezooo]

Focus Completed: The Real Operation Unthinkable

[@lucca3113]

bypass exploit

[@mete7570]

he opend console and typed Focus.NoChecks

[@arpitverma784]

Deva after dankus rolls another sponsered game: HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

[@DankusMemecus]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/l2TCgYOan6lpo8k

[@fusionvolt4728]

@@DankusMemecus yes he can and he will

[@justinatkinson1689]

Dankus, there was never any doubt that you would make it

[@alejochol9397]

we're all gonna 💪

[@thanatosexcelsior3711]

only dankus can be one of the best hoi4 players in the world and still get a girlfriend

[@swifterx6853]

Tommykay rn: 😅

[@albus1645]

@@swifterx6853 there are way better players than tommykay though...

[@derekvanheumen5581]

The only hoi4 player with a girlfriend, he did the impossible

[@filleroni8539]

Except TommyKay

[@stevenrodriguez763]

@@filleroni8539 that’s more like his caretaker

[@letsdebate839]

Rambler Tommy kay infant most do

[@DiscomongoEGE]

We already knew lennard was his girlfriend

[@Pereirovsky]

@@filleroni8539 but he sucks

[@Masv1pe]

Respect for your girl to stay with you in that room for that long while you scream

[@munk6576]

I like to imagine it was lennard on dankus facecam

[@6th_Army]

Dankus : Joins tournament Chat : You're can at least let them cap France. Dankus : Sure, why not.

[@lilmontrz6117]

Dude the skill of this man. It was light when the tournament started and it was light when it ended.

[@temmie5385]

Dankus having girl on couch but still not stopping the game Based.

[@tedarcher9120]

Hoi over Hoes

[@akiamini4006]

BRUH

[@thecalmclone2813]

When?

[@harold2709]

Dankus got the hardest achievement for map gamers

[@TheButterMinecart1]

Love how it's daytime outside when he started and then daytime again when he finished.

[@DankusMemecus]

hahaha

[@wiktorlesniewicz688]

It would be cool if your opponent was stronger than you at least once so we could watch endsieg but in MP

[@Me-zj4fd]

Edit: This is the account owner’s friend, Me21 passed away on thanksgiving. Thank you Dankus. I’ve been battling cancer for just over two years now, and as my battle grows grimmer you manage to brighten my day. Thank you, once again, for providing me with something that at least makes the inevitable seem far off.

[@anthonyhollyer127]

praying for you rn

[@DankusMemecus]

I wish you the best bro ❤️ more monkey content coming for you

[@Me-zj4fd]

@@DankusMemecus Thank you, you just made my day.

[@someguy8365]

😢

[@demetribell]

@@Me-zj4fd before you return to monke know we love you.

[@DarthYasen]

Hello, this is the Japan player here, I had a ton of fun playing in this game and hope we get to play again against dankus' team, I really think we can beat them, or at least show a better game than this one. However... This was one of the worst organized and messiest tournaments I've ever seen, the rules were wack, the mod was unreliable at best and the casters/referees weren't really paying as much attention as they should've. For instance as Japan I broke 1 rule. I invaded malaya behind the mexicans/french/aussies but I didn't have my fleet on supremacy, I only had subs, which was an honest mistake that happened because of a miscommunication between me and my coop. As soon as they saw I was going to kill all their divs, they came in my chat and demanded I delete my naval invasion, seeing as I saw that it was a rulebreak, I agreed, asking if there could be other compensation as the fact I used subs for naval supremacy had absolutely 0 game impact in this scenario, nothing would've been different had I used the main fleet, since it still wouldn't' have used any fuel or gotten bombed or anything. They said rulebreak = rulebreak, so I didn't argue anymore and deleted all my invasions. After the game their USA trashtalked me a bit on discord (about my build and how I wasn't able to kill them), to which I replied that I would've killed them had there been a normal ruleset, he said rulebreak=rulebreak. That kind of triggered me and I started looking at the saves we had made during the game. Guess what, the USA was boosting the UK from the start of the game with 6 civs, I questioned him about that, quoting back what he said "rulebreak=rulebreak", he replied that he removed it as soon as he noticed, I asked when did he notice and he said that he noticed and stopped boosting a bit after the start. I loaded a save from late 38, he was still boosting UK. I messaged him this and he started mocking me for even bringing it up. Now having watched the video and seeing how even Dankus cheated, one of these exploits was a pretty major one, at around 17:50 you can see that he did a "planning invasion", something that is perfectly ok to do in a normal ruleset (just like my invasions with subs) but is banned in the tournament ruleset. GUESS WHAT, Dankus didn't have to delete his invasion or do whatever in order to compensate. In order to do planning invasions in vanilla without breaking the rules of the tournament you have to pick GBP and go to the staff and pick "Tip Of The Spear", which gives you like 0.4 daily planning, so to get full planning it will take you like half a year, even more, which makes dday happen wayyyy later. I am not coping, I just want to show people the other side, seeing as the video didn't include the things we had to endure like my naval invasions and the boosting of the uk (bear in mind these are the things I noticed from a 22 minute video and opening up 2 saves, I didn't check if the other allied minors were boosting him as well). I would love if we were able to play dankus' team under different ruleset and a better mod, I'm sure we could at least show them a better game.

[@sheharyarhusham5908]

You have a point, Sadge that the mod and rule set were so bizarre

[@bcrunch]

UK mainland being untouchable and needing no garrison until Barb while the Japanese home islands are day 1 invaded by US marines is pretty silly too

[@sebastianlee6695]

Yeah I agree, probably pretty bad wack ruleset, but you guys were losing from the start anyway. Even if there was a normal ruleset, and all the little minor mistakes were fixed, I dont see how it would change the outcome of total domination from Dankus' team.

[@DankusMemecus]

Regarding naval invasion: I got told ”youre allowed to get planning for naval invasions if youre gbp” which i misunderstood. I had no intention of breaking the rule. In all fairness I would have landed on the tiles i landed on without planning because the garrisson was shit.

[@oldpersonmc18yearold46]

cope

[@doodoofard69]

Bros gaming while his girl sleeps on the couch

[@XXpeXX22448]

Dios me he meado de risa cuando se ha empezado a escuchar el asereje en el minuto 21:12 xDDDDDD

[@franciscopalaciosromero]

The best was the last song... simply perfect for that moment (Aserejé - Las Ketchup)

[@c0llegeboard439]

after 7k hours dankus has finally done the "Get a Girlfriend" focus

[@DankusMemecus]

we did it

[@nathanofthefranks2955]

poor girl, she's all tuckered out xD

[@misterbeach8826]

That patience of his girlfriend. Wow. They must be really young that he can pull this off like that

[@billwilson7841]

Dankus Esport Micro is so good he fucks over the developers in their own tournament Oman

[@julian9241]

Oman Alta Esports

[@billwilson7841]

@@julian9241 EEEEEEEEEEEEEE sports alta oman

[@Ypsilon66]

Poor girlfriend has to hear Dankus say esports every 10 sec💀💀💀

[@andreaslahmberg5641]

She is with him BECAUSE of his fast eSports fingers!

[@grootbaas4653]

Not even 15 sec in already a eeee-sports man

[@DankusMemecus]

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[@BlackoutGootraxian]

@@DankusMemecus eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[@PrometheanGOld4]

I gotta show up to a stream sometime goddamn, that must’ve been fun to watch, congrats homie

[@zegmakker010]

Bro there were so many technical problems the game started like 3 and a half hours late. Still a great stream though

[@Masterk747]

Love it that i listen to the same stuff that dankus puts in his stream/videos.

[@managainsttime-g7v]

i thought the "play hoi4" and "get a gf" focuses were mutually exclusive?

[@msnipe5810]

4:55 the ship SAMO LOKOMOTIV PLOVDIV lol.(If u dont know lokomotiv plovdiv is a bulgarian futbal club)

[@berserker4940]

That looked easier than fighting ai...

[@DankusMemecus]

well..

[@Tom-oj7si]

Based Good show of skill from Dankus, the kind that ginger boomer wishes he had. Well deserved!

[@goshtsoldier]

Did not expect the asereje at the end there but it was an amazing remix perfect for the advance on greece xD

[@randomguy-tg7ok]

August '41. AUGUST 1941. How? Just... How?

[@lukalolleonardo4797]

I like how the you can see for how much he was streaming by looking through the window

[@quincyames2014]

lol why is it age restricted

[@Sigmamale-alpha]

1:36 even badlandschug is jealous

[@oasis1282]

Her phone is 1 centimeter away from her face jesus christ poor eyes

[@The-rc9cm]

Is anyone even surprised at this point.... dankus is the Albert Einstein of hoi4

[@datboi7893]

1:35 dankus go BRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[@viktorpetkov3067]

stiga be brat kak shte si krustish koraba samo loko

[@medika9651]

gahahaha nali Sushto sum iznenadan che stignahme do shibaniq final mamka mu DA JIVEE BULGARIQ

[@ЛазарЙорданов-й7щ]

тролове, хаха

[@Rulymvaaaaaaa]

Qué onda el tema asereje en el last push, muy random

[@JF-rh5vq]

he looks way more masculine than the last time I saw him around a few months ago lol good shit

[@Axelpars]

Dankus please stop bulling children in a map game

[@ralxd3]

Me watching the Spanish Civil War being Spanish 😅

[@HAHAHAHAHAHAHA278]

Bro Did the impossible and got a semi life

[@nyzagg1796]

Does someone know the exact remix that sounds in 21:31 aprox? Thanks!

[@nyzagg1796]

Found it, I think, its "The Ketchup Song [NoooN Reveals]"

[@terryterry7135]

@@nyzagg1796 thx mate, comment to up your answer

[@22LongRifle]

pog new dankus video

[@DankusMemecus]

pog

[@slipperymccrackhands2615]

21:33 I would be delighted if someone were to tell me what remix is that. Thanks!

[@hablaty3658]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/nl7bnJmKd86NqLc i think this is it

[@avadacannon]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/nl7bnJmKd86NqLc The Ketchup Song [NoooN Reveals] np :)

[@napoleoniv2353]

dankus too stronk

[@kompetenz1126]

Best Multiplayer player DANKUS ESPORT

[@legate5783]

the "amena" was all I needed to know you are german and mostly likely in Berlin xD

[@alexb6454]

well he's Swedish, actually

[@legate5783]

@@alexb6454 damn Guess we have more in common with them than I thought

[@LeBronGlazerUntilDeath]

I think I like this editor now..

[@BringTheRains]

Anyone doubted he would win? Also that Africa was insane. Clapped.

[@Anonymous-_-69]

"Whats it called?" 😂😂

[@eisteepommes3159]

Be donkus be méta be méga Chad

[@allaltitudeproductions454]

let me guess, heavy tank sp- oh hes playing UK . . . heavy tanks with wings spam

[@davidskubic5606]

At the end when his gf sleeps... A loong ass game i see

[@_Yomoholo_]

what's the logic behind Germany giving so much land to Bulgaria?

[@generalkenobi5559]

Thx for great content ❤️

[@alexalexandrov9684]

Why did Spain still go nationalist despite them losing hard

[@cw732]

mod

[@mimile4462]

In the *shit* mod we played, when the republicans win, the nationnalists annex them and soviet gets -5% consummer good for the rest of the game.

[@jonasz1]

How to add a country's flag to the nickname?

[@naturlichemomente1629]

love those jokes

[@DankusMemecus]

yeeeeehaa

[@Embartion]

Brittania rule the Waves

[@Prince-vv8wk]

Hey Dankus I know you may not respond but I havent played Hoi4 since man the guns whats all diffrent with these trains and things?

[@dankensoulsen4014]

Logistics vro, you gotta actually like get supply to your units with trains instead if just building a Fuckton of infastructure

[@DankusMemecus]

chooo chooo

[@podojstersek]

Gf focus compleated

[@papajoe4769]

Can we see a video or some thing from the Axis pov?

[@DirkusTurkess]

What's the name of the song at the end?

[@worbell656]

1:35 maybe turn up volume next time

[@Argie87]

Las Ketchup! ASEREJE

[@fogudevstuff]

SUENSA??? Bro its pronounced with the K sound, think of it like Kuenka, ku-en-ka.

[@starminor5682]

why's this video age restricted

[@theisborup1596]

Song name on the banger at 21:36?

[@adriac.j.4519]

The Ketchup Song [NoooN Reveals]

[@tristan3340]

what mod did you guys use? is it vanilla?

[@Marius.Aggertoft]

DIMITRIS GERMANY!!!

[@apyrthegreat6708]

how did romania do a civil war?

[@deversusorg2075]

I like how more than 100 comments have been deleted :trollface:

[@davevaderlp784]

Esport ready

[@Eric-yi1kn]

What mod does he use for no xp for the templates?

[@jongtu]

What mod are they playing with?

[@yogurt4life358]

It's funnier when you know Bulgarian

[@veljkoradovanov7261]

Dankus what is the name of the song at the end, the phonk one

[@mmdcccvii4847]

nice pillow you got there, you would mind when i borrow it for a week or smt ?

[@isana5688]

denkus so gud man 🫦

[@pierlot4461]

why do people use garrisons to make frontlines and how to do it?

[@espille9858]

Set the Frontline you want, and set a battleplan simply for the planning bonus. Then assign your army to garrison somewhere they could never go to (Ecuador for example).

[@mathijswouters6898]

What is the mod they use?

[@pocky9693]

Last time I was this early, Dankus sucked at hoi4.

[@DankusMemecus]

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[@wersab5960]

@@DankusMemecus.

[@LOLERXP]

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[@LucioFGR]

I know I may be wrong.. But anyone know the Template they use.. or if only me that see some rare things happening like 0 xp modifications on army.. and democratys goverment sending voluntairs. and some other shit that is not in Vainilla hoi4.? Im just a mediun noob player on hoi4 with desire or learning more

[@nolanschmid2024]

Let’s go dankus

[@deluge8962]

Final song at the end name???

[@dieucondorimperial2509]

Why are there several players for the same countries ?

[@CG-eh6oe]

Because there is way too much shit to do alone once the war starts.

[@Trever101]

You love to see it

[@Tnbeta-er5gm]

I feel like Allies always win

[@s.sparrow777]

What mod is this?

[@Futbolex_ESP]

21:20 Musicote clásico Español

[@Sidewinder11771]

If only he could be a HOI4 player with a wife like me

[@moonman62]

I dont think you're getting invited back after this one.

[@antosqa7343]

Am I the only one who thought the girl is Lennard? xD

[@youtuberobbedmeofmyname]

"Its light outside again" LOL

[@chrisenvelope8985]

But the truth is, the game was rigged from the start =w=

[@connercan8429]

Dankus video cool