How weak the FE7 late game enemies are

#fireemblem

[@forsetimaster0689]

And meanwhile in Mystery of the Emblem you fight promoted Dracoknights as early as Chapter 2. Thanks, Fire Emblem.

[@grey-c8138]

Promoted dracoknights with fucking 10 movement in a map full of forests preventing your escape, FE3 was ruthless sometimes

[@forsetimaster0689]

@@grey-c8138 Trust me, I know. I'm playing Book 2 right now and some of the maps they throw at you are just cruel.

[@matiastorres2553]

and with silver axes xD

[@marcalcantara1174]

Skill issue, should have gotten to level 20 by then smh

[@Falkion2040]

Dracoknights with 14 defense might I add. And your only hope of defeating them........ 2 archers with worse movement penalties than armor knights!

[@lagspike7763]

This is the same cav that killed marcus in scarf’s speedrun

[@FEScarf]

ahh well you know, gotta throw him a bone every now and then

[@MuramanaDubs]

​@@FEScarfyou had to let him cook

[@TheErector]

"No cap." Literally no stats capped.

[@SweaterPuppys]

FE7 being my first game I genuinely believed that I was just a baller at the game unaware that FE7 enemies are just imaginary

[@Garvant_]

"Imaginary" is so funny to me 💀

[@chrosairs7057]

Hey it was a good ego booster

[@Supreyo]

Gotta love how Sonia, Limstella and Denning are all threatening morphs, and rather than make more of those Nergal decided on 100s of generics to defend the gate

[@connormcnulty6377]

It’s the Hades problem. He has a lot of souls, but can only revive gods every couple chapters. Monoeyes that barely pose a threat? Yeah stick them everywhere.

[@FrNSICs]

i mean it costs more quintessence to make powerful/competent morphs, you can see how with denning nergal was really rushing towards the end of the game

[@GKplus8]

@@connormcnulty6377 Uprising mentioned.

[@connormcnulty6377]

@@GKplus8 Turns out with my limited knowledge on the subject, I was absolutely right. You need more quintessence to bring back important people.

[@Koppu1doragon]

​@@connormcnulty6377 Drown them in so many level one unpromoted units that all their weapons break trying to break through.

[@yoankyun4394]

The crit just assuring they won't even waste 10 uses on the hand axe

[@dmas7749]

...9 hand axe uses

[@Conan_the_Based]

Meanwhile, in Thracia 776 Chapter 2x *Promoted Warrior steps out from the fog of war*

[@DrunkedOwly]

*galzus appears with killing intent*

[@shellythebutler]

Don't even need that, the boss of Chapter 2 itself was a Warrior, although I suppose just stumbling onto a regular promoted enemy with the fog is kinda worse

[@kodyrowe-manns6360]

"Not to bright, are you?" ​@@DrunkedOwly

[@Khrene]

"Shit, weak and bitch? Pick a struggle." 🤣🤣🤣

[@Padrig91]

That cav can only do 8 damage while unable to double Oswin with his base stats

[@hank2815]

“Fuck that! Our lives are worth more than mere uses on a hand axe!” “Ha! Now we both know THAT’S not true! We’re just morphs, we don’t even HAVE lives!” “…That’s a good point actually sir.”

[@ivanbluecool]

Grimeal: grima our god who we just found out is real. What is your task? Grima:ride on my back and beat up anyone that looks like me. Grimeal:oh...... couldn't you just...... spin in the air? Grima:no i dont want to hurt my wings. Oh and my other me has a little version of him who's even stronger good luck.

[@KopperNeoman]

"There's also this one chick from another timeline, no not Lucina the one calling herself Reflet."

[@auraguard0212]

I am confused.

[@elbromas221]

"Oh there is this little shy girl with a bow called Noire, she's not much of a threat I think" Noire: **Screams in Vengeance at 1 hp and one shots everyone while yelling at them**

[@lilaemblem6014]

Honestly, with the number of times I rewatched this video in the span of 2 days, I'm completely convinced that Scarf should do the dialogue in some romhack project.

[@justaguy2182]

Meanwhile in Thracia: So we heard you guys like escape maps! Leif: I wanna saw my own arm off.

[@dariogonzalez8989]

The Fear & Hunger dungeon is over there, Leif.

[@jacobkim9075]

FE6 Endgame: War dragons: Why do you get to boss me around? Jahn: Unlike you mass-produced mooks, I'm a real dragon so I have 4 more HP than the rest of you. Now use your soft fleshy bodies to block the stairs while I exposition dump for half an hour.

[@maltheopia]

My headcanon is that Jahn was a surviving war dragon who managed to convince himself that he's a real dragon. Which is why he's only barely stronger than the fodder.

[@mobgabriel1767]

Idunn is the person who told the original hoje(FE6 endgame War dragons) Nergal is the Guy who told like half of the joke but he Said It louder and people somehow still found It funny(FE7 endgame morphs)

[@butteredsalmonella]

​@@maltheopiaWe already have a character like that in Elibe her name is Sonia lmao

[@neog8029]

These cavs throwing out hotter burns than the unpromoted mages being weighed down by Elfire

[@salem1451]

Meanwhile in Thracia ch23: "Alright men charge at this man!" "Are you sure about this captain? I'm pretty sure that Ced guy wiped out an entire legion of Thracian dracoknights" "Are you wimping out on me?" "Sir I have a battle axe and a hammer. I'm not going to fucking hit his 90 avoid lookin' ass! Also I'm pretty sure he has enough power to vaporize the final boss"

[@Conan_the_Based]

Random Wyvern Knight with a portrait in Chapter 10 says "Hello!"

[@yamisean3298]

They had to make Nino usable somehow

[@polyman6859]

1:18 "pick a struggle" is crazy lmao

[@tiffyfemboy]

*I mean, it does require ALOT more quintessence to create stronger morphs, so he just summoned like 200 of them, and the stronger ones he put to guard inside the dragon's gate.*

[@PinClockFuntime]

The weak units here are absolutely deliberate from a story perspective but it is pretty funny.

[@IncomingNumbers]

My man was willing to "Talk" but no one was willing to "Listen"

[@ghosthuntermike2592]

0:46 That is such a good line. Nice writing, Scarf.

[@HolyAarom]

"We're here to wreck your exp rank"

[@glassofmilk9489]

This is something that kinda bother me in the late game of a lot of FE titles. Despite your army approaching level 20 promoted they still insist on throwing at you weak unpromoted enemies that barely deal damage and die easily.

[@DevilSlayr]

It's an unfortunate safety measure in case a 5 year old is playing and there army consists of mid to late game unpromoted units because all of their early game units died and there's no way to win otherwise. The old FE games we're handheld games meant to be played by kids and pre teens and as such were made to be as easy as possible.

[@2tehnik]

What the other person said is true. But if you have units that are level 20 promoted, or no less have most of your army close to that in fe7, I think it just means you grind a lot.

[@enymetouche2558]

@@DevilSlayr Since when was the SNES and the NES handheld?

[@santiagobenega25]

​@@enymetouche2558I think it refers to games from FE 7 onwards (except for Mystery, which came out only in Japan), since when they came out of the West, the games became easier for them to reach a more casual audience. The Japanese version of FE 7 is much more difficult than the American one, and it happens with other versions too, which later started to add modes like maniac to compensate for the needs of more hardcore players.

[@DevilSlayr]

@@enymetouche2558 your right it slipped my mind that the OG games were on consoles, still it doesn't change my main point FE games up until Fates were made to be kids games.

[@isaacsteele7986]

This is one of the funniest FE videos I have seen. Subbed!

[@JustCrazyDK]

Dudes, those stats were just as God intended. As he made them like 5 minutes ago to be cannonfodder.

[@goncalocarneiro3043]

I was always a proponent of green lives matter... But just this once... Red lives matter too.

[@jacewarbeck9684]

Or as Excelblem would say: No lives matter. 8 Generations of generics getting one last white shirt and a box.

[@Benjamin-dw7rp]

Lmao this was funny as hell Dude didn't even die to drain a legendary weapon's durability

[@thesuntitan]

I once let Marcus solo Cog of Destiny just to see if he could

[@UnknownUsername-hm3ir]

Curious how did that go?

[@thesuntitan]

@@UnknownUsername-hm3ir Pretty much just like you would expect, a lot of sitting on defensive tiles with Hand Axes.

[@goukeban6197]

"Week and a bitch, pick a struggle" lol

[@albegade]

this may be the best FE7 content to date.

[@johan662]

Lol! You this is hilarious My FE friends are gonna be rolling when I show them this Good work man. Not enough gameplay accurate satire from people that know how to play the games.

[@MemeMuseum23]

Shout out to the Druids in chapter 17 of fe8. Go check their stats if you want a good laugh

[@ivanbluecool]

In Ike's game. Every evemy is fodder to him

[@LoudWaffle]

You mean Micaiah's game :)

[@ness6099]

You both mean Jill and Titania’s games

[@SleepyBrady]

​@@LoudWaffleNo Micaiah melts the moment anyone looks at her. Ike is playing on easy mode, Micaiah is praying to Yune she doesn't get one shot

[@LoudWaffle]

@@SleepyBrady Yeah we're talking about Ike, but it's in Micaiah's game that he's a strong unit.

[@maximeminassian6002]

Have we played the same Path of Radiance ? Ike is so bad at base he struggles to double and isn’t even that tanky.

[@Garvant_]

Dude this dialogue is fire 😂

[@2tehnik]

I'm a lot more bothered by the fact that morphs wouldn't canonically talk like this than I should be.

[@FEScarf]

don't worry, human enemies wouldn't canonically talk like this either. that's because i wrote the script and not the game developers :D

[@TotallyCluelessGamer]

That is one an interesting Hector stat spread there. I do love the sudden increase in enemy strength after this map though. Its funny how we go from basically no promoted enemies so almost exclusively promoted enemies and minibosses.

[@idiealittleinside8293]

Make that 9 hand axe uses😂

[@DarthFhenix55]

This wouldn't be that bad if they were fighting Lynn.

[@gravity8120]

*Hector:* "On the one hand (axe), yeah this division would take up 10 uses of my hand axe alone... But on the other hand (axe), what if I just, crit?"

[@kevinsaga3525]

And thats just hector mode in eliwood mode its takes chapter 19 for the soldiers to not have most 0 stats

[@MrMarket1987]

They serve a higher purpose unbeknownst to them. To feed Nino. o3o

[@flyinyoku3543]

No cap definitely does not apply to Shadow Dragon Hard 5

[@aleksrbk]

Here is your 400 like. Thanks for being a true meemster.

[@employer2659]

Cog of destiny valkryies want a word

[@edengarcia728]

The most relatable moment of FE7

[@darklordumbreon]

Meanwhile there's a similar Convo with some bandits in skirmishes in fire emblem fates, 3 houses and engage going on

[@GMKGoji01]

I don’t remember this conversation in FE7.😂

[@shadownite3378]

Meanwhile cog of destiny on hhm completely flips that on its head. Most of the enemies actually pose a threat as so many of em are promoted valkyries with like insane amounts of speed and magic all while having to deal with like siege tomes and status staves like berserk, silence, and sleep. Fun times I tell ya

[@chrislapeyre1216]

This is your best vid

[@lukewarmmilk6499]

this is fucking hilarious, fe7 enemies are just built inferior like that

[@DoktorVicTim]

Well to be fair they're actually morphs.

[@Corncake1337]

Best fire emblem youtuber

[@AbesOnAPlaneFilms]

Quality VA

[@evanherynk5863]

Hilarious man! Awesome job on this!

[@jonathantifone8001]

Poor Eliwood, treated like a ghost in his own game because of HHM.

[@jouheikisaragi6075]

Poor Eliwood, reduced to "The Roy at Home"

[@Crimson-Hat]

Can these mass produced morphs even able to talk? Denning could only say one sentence. ...When you think about it Nergal invented the 1st telephone.

[@OtakuPursuit]

11 strength 😩

[@user-by6zu6kh2r]

Binding Blade sacrificed good lords for better enemy units.

[@quentinleboucher1224]

then died in 1 use of hand axe

[@Uexo910]

that's gold

[@char1194]

Yo this is good content

[@mihaimercenarul7467]

unlike your comment

[@raynmanshorts9275]

To be fair, they're Remnants, so they're meant to be expendable.

[@ZirexNorcruin]

so your SoV stream was an excuse to get these generic enemies sprites

[@MrBoooooring]

That was truly amazing 😂

[@Jotari]

These guys should be Morphs though, who, like, don't have a personality.

[@KopperNeoman]

Every party needs a pooper and that's why they invited you. Party poooperrrrr... party poooperrrrr...

[@FrNSICs]

i was going to comment the same thing but with the nerd emoji, so thank you for taking my burden

[@Jotari]

@@KopperNeoman :(

[@NotRealAkira]

🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓

[@demonking41-l8j]

​@@JotariPeople like you are the reason nobody likes having fun anymore.

[@cordeliafrey9950]

Who are the voice actors?

[@KyvannShrike]

Will probably use two charges right? Gets crit anyway.

[@seizalez8096]

i mean, maybe they can uh, yea.

[@bayzul7405]

Red units don't make good tacticians

[@johnwise9811]

Lmao

[@inconemay1441]

And the strongest of fe7 still lose to Nergal and the nameless generic fire dragon.

[@SethJV]

Doesn't really work when FE7 late game enemies aren't humans but we get it ;D

[@FEScarf]

🤓👆

[@jacewarbeck9684]

Yeah but they THINK they're humans. No need to be racist to morphs buddy.

[@mr1sign925]

these people aren't even real

[@sparkleprizm199]

lol

[@crystalarm0r]

so bad its good

[@MisterSpeedStacking]

players being able to sense a genuine improvement and rise of the army's combat proficiency as opposed to enemy vs army dynamic always staying the same... le bad?

[@BerthramAldvonnormand]

And some bozo consider fe7 as the best one 😂 Fe6 all the way

[@lovableairheadmile6809]

Yes agree but then u remember Percival and milady and Rutger exist in that game

[@lovableairheadmile6809]

But FE 6 enemies are way more jacked and ur army is the cannon fodder Wendy need I say more

[@lovableairheadmile6809]

Well at least lilina is a beast at scaling

[@NotRealAkira]

I'd love FE6 if the maps weren't way too goddamn big

[@lovableairheadmile6809]

@@NotRealAkira or if sacae didnt exist