Funny joke that totally hasnt been said 10 thousand times thanks really gave me a good laugh before I drown myself in the toilet
@aspielm7593 жыл бұрын
Nice
@sovietguy1353 жыл бұрын
same
@Bunchyemu3 жыл бұрын
@@youareveryannoying9179 ur really annoying
@maka85513 жыл бұрын
@@Bunchyemu are you upset you made this shitty joke before and are embarrassed?
@dan-phone46653 жыл бұрын
Ww1: Austrian man gets shot Ww2: Austrian man does not get shot Ww3: Austrian man forgets to shoot?????
@President_Salsa3 жыл бұрын
Well in WW2 Austrian man shot himself
@krspy88493 жыл бұрын
If Austria dissolves than no more war
@milkyway55733 жыл бұрын
Yes
@chrishansen24093 жыл бұрын
Hitler was Austrian, so Austrian man shoots himself
@benc.31283 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure they were forced to be neutral
@jyak8262 жыл бұрын
"Russia reaches Warsaw in a few months" Rofl they can't even reach Kiev in 1.
@savongoldledoree86192 жыл бұрын
And not yet after 3 months
@no2ticonderogatri-writepencil2 жыл бұрын
To be fair Russia is not totally mobilised while of this would be a world war they would probably go under a war economy
@mindflayer30532 жыл бұрын
they not also reached Kyiv they recalled their army from there
@MisterPogman2 жыл бұрын
@@savongoldledoree8619 wym it hasn’t even been two months when you commented that
@wow12882 жыл бұрын
Russia is not using his whole power he want Ukraine to surrender why Russia will take even 2 days he will charge up soo hard and kill everyone if he want he is not doing cause then it cause world war III and America will get a chance to attack Russia
@ZZ-tq5wh2 жыл бұрын
No one wins . Everyone dies and we start from the rock again.
@mustafaradhi4032 жыл бұрын
Ye I got that from islam
@quostad2 жыл бұрын
it's about drive it's about power
@thekegster58972 жыл бұрын
That would be so cool ong
@DKMetcaIf2 жыл бұрын
Who asked?
@HumongousBob2 жыл бұрын
@@quostad we stay hungry, we devour. 😂
@constantinethecataphract59493 жыл бұрын
Ww3 breaks out Greece and Turkey start fighting eachother even if they are both on the same side technically
@theveryproudmoroccan28343 жыл бұрын
Χαχα
@obamabinladen72342 жыл бұрын
And Armenia and Azerbaijan enter the 34th Nagorno-Karabakh war
@theduckduckson36122 жыл бұрын
"A Greek and Turk can never be on one side"
@Salihli45452 жыл бұрын
As a Turkish. I can confirm this is not true.
@GIGANIGGa7472 жыл бұрын
@@Salihli4545 nah its facts
@sparta16943 жыл бұрын
Ah yes Mongolia would join the war with no army
@yeeyee50573 жыл бұрын
Well either join or get invaded so 🤷♂️
@josephsaafan78383 жыл бұрын
Mongolia might stay neutral but might just join Russia and China because those are the only two countries they border they might join from pressure from China and Russia as well
@theallduck3 жыл бұрын
@@yeeyee5057 i love ur name lol
@yeeyee50573 жыл бұрын
@@theallduck I love mine as well
@josipsimic50863 жыл бұрын
@@josephsaafan7838 well they are allies i think so
@nic95112 жыл бұрын
POV: you're dead 1 hr after the declaration of war
@FakersFather2 жыл бұрын
1hr before * coz the bomb will come when we don’t think about it :)
@verymediocreperson65542 жыл бұрын
This short aged well didnt it
@buttmastersexy38092 жыл бұрын
Fallout lore
@DKMetcaIf2 жыл бұрын
POV: Don’t care
@Ilovecheeseits.2 жыл бұрын
Man, I would be dead in less then 10 minutes.
@AndrewJ96732 жыл бұрын
“Russia reaches Warsaw-“ >mfw they havent taken Kyiv 60 miles from their border from the local militia after half a month of fighting
@user-ic4rw5cf3x2 жыл бұрын
Would you like the city to be bombed and all civilians turned into mincemeat?
@braddladd62952 жыл бұрын
@@user-ic4rw5cf3x the Russians are already bombing cities and I’m pretty sure Kyiv is one of them.
@ernestkhalimov10072 жыл бұрын
@@braddladd6295 nope Russia has been has only carried out limited strikes in Kiev without carpet bombing the place like they should in my opinion.
@denizcaprak24422 жыл бұрын
@@braddladd6295 I don't think you know what bombing a city means. Luckily there is KZbin. Now go to search button and choose any bombing from ww2. That should give you an idea of what bombing means. What Russia doing is sporadic shelling of designated targets. If there was an all out war they could level Ukrainian cities and shoot everyone approaching their vehicles.
@braddladd62952 жыл бұрын
@@denizcaprak2442 I do know what the word bombing means and so do the people in Ukraine. If they are shelling designated targets then why are they doing it to cities with no military personnel? And Russia is shooting people that they approach, not the other way around. Ukrainian civilians have to go into bombing shelters because of Russia.
@benjose9242 жыл бұрын
Bring every world leader who wants to start a war, put them in an island and give them weapons and make them fight each other. Low cost and less deadly.
@keepcalm32802 жыл бұрын
Your wish is not granted.
@kenna63102 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment
@sidd_272 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure a lot of these countries wouldn't be there then lol
@ronanregan14782 жыл бұрын
Ye let's make it happen 😈😈😈
@Salutaantonio2 жыл бұрын
No, put them in the ufc cage let them fight
@SR-it4ky3 жыл бұрын
Entente is a dumb name for a non French faction
@terminalimpact27713 жыл бұрын
@Luke Harrison NATO and the SCO
@Titanus20573 жыл бұрын
@@terminalimpact2771 👍
@terminalimpact27713 жыл бұрын
@@Titanus2057 thx
@ItsWazzza3 жыл бұрын
The Eurasian Dudes
@AyeitsMause2 жыл бұрын
Eh, it wouldn't be that different from using any other french word In our language
@fuckingbeansshit66632 жыл бұрын
South America: what are these guys doing
@Toadmeister6012 жыл бұрын
This hasn't aged well......
@kubaszymkowiak2 жыл бұрын
Well... it's also extremely inacurate, since Russia can't even score conquer one country it would fail miserably fighting NATO forces in the Baltics or Poland.
@rochitgurung90902 жыл бұрын
@@kubaszymkowiak nah they aren’t even trying
@rochitgurung90902 жыл бұрын
@@kubaszymkowiak don’t believe everything said by western media
@Mulletmans2 жыл бұрын
@@rochitgurung9090 you got to be trolling right. You don't go to war and not try and let your people die and equipment get taken and blown up. And have multiple generals in high ranked officers killed that Russia admitted to in there papers.. and you can watch live video of some city's so u no they didn't take them. I'm pretty sure your trolling but it's hard to know nowadays with all the stupid people out there.
@kaput_hodge2 жыл бұрын
@@rochitgurung9090 what do you mean by this?
@Notllamalord2 жыл бұрын
If ww3 happened: Cons: millions dead, countries destroyed Pros: new HOI game
@canadianradiochemist44652 жыл бұрын
Well I mean everyone would be dead by then, but sure, I guess the astronauts on the ISS could code a HOI game before dying of starvation.
@davidm.corbin46432 жыл бұрын
HOI 4 here we goooooo
@kagakai77292 жыл бұрын
So... it's worth it?
@canadianradiochemist44652 жыл бұрын
@@kagakai7729 well I mean if you get up to the ISS or build yourself a nuclear bunker, then yes, you can survive and play the game, but I doubt many people have nuclear resistant bunkers with a food supply for a couple of months to wait until the game is one.
@kagakai77292 жыл бұрын
@@canadianradiochemist4465 I'm assuming one casualty of the impending nuclear conflict is your sense of humor
@flipflop89762 жыл бұрын
This is so unrealistic, Switzerland wouldn't even bother contributing.
@deralex43502 жыл бұрын
But they don't.
@flvffette2 жыл бұрын
Look at the map at the beginning dummy
@drlolable2 жыл бұрын
This guy's an expert he knows what they're talking about
@flipflop89762 жыл бұрын
For context, this is a joke.
@SetuwoKecik2 жыл бұрын
Switzerland was never contributed on the "realistic" world wars though.
@cinimatics2 жыл бұрын
The Ukraine is showing that conventional war is still slow and clunky.
@thedrifter24852 жыл бұрын
Germany when they take over Poland in ww3:"Sorry, force of habit"
@GameHistoriaLudovicus2 жыл бұрын
*australia shown as neutral* Australians: “are we a joke to you?”
@abstractlizard93772 жыл бұрын
AuUkUs: *exists* This guy: "I'm just going to ignore that"
@alakazoom872 жыл бұрын
Australia gonna be joining with their Russian comrades
@noneofyourdamnbusiness37062 жыл бұрын
Australia: We are too busy jabbing our citizens to death, to worry about your war.
@FasterthanLight112 жыл бұрын
Yes. Your security forces are more concerned with putting your citizens in quarantine camps atm
@weebmaskman2 жыл бұрын
Australian here, im glad we are neutral, Australia is already a hell we don't need to be fighting two hells at once
@randomperson7742 жыл бұрын
Whole war breaks out Switzerland and Leichstein: What a fun show! I can’t wait for season 4 after this!
@antarctica_2 жыл бұрын
Austria: am i a Joke to you
@LG-pj2mr2 жыл бұрын
Lichtenstein
@iamamousee11822 жыл бұрын
Lucky, my country would fight for sure
@pananonimowy8632 жыл бұрын
Not funny at all
@randomperson7742 жыл бұрын
@@pananonimowy863 who asked
@sleptember2631 Жыл бұрын
Them drafts finna be brutal
@drewdavis71072 жыл бұрын
Yea Russia captures Warsaw in a few months… Ha. Must’ve been a joke. Russia can’t even beat Ukraine in a timely fashion.
@dumbidiot42052 жыл бұрын
its been 8 day after the annexation of ukraine
@coin66252 жыл бұрын
It took Hitler and Stalin 1month to take much smaller Poland
@AD-cc7bj2 жыл бұрын
@@coin6625 Poland was very weak against Hitler
@coin66252 жыл бұрын
@@AD-cc7bj yea but Russia is going 1on1 with Ukraine while Poland fought for 1 month against USSR and Hitler
@abhimanyuverma12742 жыл бұрын
The reason for that is because they didn't take the Air Superiority beforehand as that would lead to massive civillian casualties. Russia is trying to avoid that, not so subtly as they will be charged with war crimes and inhumane methods. In any war, Air Superiority is the key in establishing the speedy movement of ground troops. People with no military experience are underestimating the Russian war machine... Its absolutely lethal and deadly. Hate it or love it. No one wants a full fledged war with Russia. Hence, no fly zone will never happen in Ukraine. A no fly zone isn't declared, its enforced. Meaning shooting down Russian planes and Russian anti air defense systems. That also means going into the Russian territories to destroy those. It will lead to a full fledged war which no one wants to risk... Its a shame that Ukraine will have to fight it alone. I also think that NATO made a fool of Ukraine. Hanging the carrot for too long in front of Ukraine and never making them a part of NATO was a mistake.
@sargentdornan86233 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: Switzerland joins the war on a side of their own and takes over the world Switzerland: I was always ten parallel universes ahead of you
@Titanus20573 жыл бұрын
POLAND LITHUANIAN COMMONWEALTH OMG MOM GET THE CAMERA MLG DORITOS KSI LOGAN PAUL DAB LIGMA NUTS WHO ASKED
@chubski25142 жыл бұрын
We’ll just a release the balkans on them There’s so surviving that
@matejsabadi79922 жыл бұрын
@@chubski2514 as balkan i aprove this message
@chubski25142 жыл бұрын
@@matejsabadi7992 as not a balkan you better approve
@jimi19432 жыл бұрын
@@chubski2514 balkans lost the last world war tho
@toastbusters38972 жыл бұрын
"Who do you think will win?" Anyone who owns a bomb shelter with plenty of coats of lead paint.
@Harshil_Uppal2 жыл бұрын
You mean Albania ?
@wanis16862 жыл бұрын
Fallout vibes
@kodagerler71252 жыл бұрын
Nukes wont be dropped dude, maybe big ass bombs like the moab but for the most part it will probably be a cyber and ground war
@mrperfecttech37442 жыл бұрын
In meantime Africa is like: *Chill out guys*
@rhysarthur33782 жыл бұрын
“American alliance” 😂 they really gotta make everything about them
@jensbakker132 жыл бұрын
Yeah like europe is getoond overtaken by russia becaus the Amerikan soldiers werent there yet😅
@rhysarthur33782 жыл бұрын
@@jensbakker13 exactly we can hold our own
@casedubgully62872 жыл бұрын
The continent
@bronball78812 жыл бұрын
Lol
@awashbarbecue91092 жыл бұрын
Yes, “American Alliance” because Europe is nothing but an obedient bitch to America. Imagine sucking off the current world superpower for your own safety and survival🤦♂️
@yettai19952 жыл бұрын
Cons: death of billions Pros: Fallout IRL begins
@jacketyt69922 жыл бұрын
My worst nightmare, being stuck in another shitty Bethesda game.
@jacobmagnuson82452 жыл бұрын
@@jacketyt6992 *with modding capacity*
@sanjivinsmoke27192 жыл бұрын
@@jacketyt6992 i hope there no grunt glitches that 1 shot you from miles away
@wanis16862 жыл бұрын
@@jacketyt6992 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@SoA_President2 жыл бұрын
I see this as an absolute win, unless it's Fallout 76
@s4tsug4i742 жыл бұрын
The "American alliance" NATO: Am I a joke to you?
@borp01642 жыл бұрын
Yes
@wendigometa33242 жыл бұрын
What do you expect from a country that calls itself the greatest on earth when it's not even the best in North America.
@43Furious2 жыл бұрын
he also didn't mention another "American Alliance" which is the Rio pact which is the US and most of central and South America
@richardhobbs73602 жыл бұрын
@@43Furious or AUUSUK which would cause Australia and New Zealand (joint army) to get involved
@Abhi-tx1io2 жыл бұрын
@@wendigometa3324 Well I mean America is the superpower in the alliance so it’s the most powerful. Maybe that’s what he meant.
@rossg67352 жыл бұрын
LOL “Until the American forces can get there” my guy, the Russian army can barely take Ukraine 😂 we need you in Asia not Europe
@viktoryanokovich36992 жыл бұрын
EXACTLY
@aleksandarvelickovic82 жыл бұрын
Usa escape from Afghanistan. Ej are you crasy
@cann0708 Жыл бұрын
@@aleksandarvelickovic8 bro Afghanistan was at the other side of the world and America didn't exactly have an allied country to stage invasions from. Besides didn't the USSR fail in Afghanistan despite literally being on their border?
@yourfriendlyneighbourhoodo4362 жыл бұрын
Oh god, remember when we thought Russia was actually competent?
@suntzu12692 жыл бұрын
It's scary to think how bloody this would be with modern weapons
@nwabuezeozuzu63702 жыл бұрын
Yeah like financial instruments WWIII has already begun and it is largely economic warfare, trade wars, very subtle
@scholaroftheworldalternatehist2 жыл бұрын
Pretty much like WW2 but worse
@BRG18072 жыл бұрын
@@nwabuezeozuzu6370 Yeah that's not a real war
@JoeTheBroken2 жыл бұрын
Thankfully total war is very taboo nowadays
@scholaroftheworldalternatehist2 жыл бұрын
@@JoeTheBroken My friend that is precisely what people thought before World War I. We must never get too complacent.
@orangelake22683 жыл бұрын
Finland: *Joins America* Russia: aIgHt ImMa HeAd OuT
@Kenruli3 жыл бұрын
I know this is joke but im quite sure that Finland stays Neutral and if Russia puts pressure on Finland im quite sure that Finland probably helps Russia someway or another but mostly stays Neutral
@orangelake22683 жыл бұрын
@@Kenruli r/wooosh
@arnav90093 жыл бұрын
@@orangelake2268 did you… read the first 5 words of the guy’s comment?
@orangelake22683 жыл бұрын
@@arnav9009 r/woooooosh
@madhurtripathi3 жыл бұрын
@@orangelake2268 stop it, and get some help
@Angel-jr4dv2 жыл бұрын
Bruh I'm going to my private island when this shit happens
@eliteexposure55942 жыл бұрын
Fun fact, Nukes can hit anywhere on earth within 30 minutes. A single nuke can do over 3,000 times the damage of the one that hit Hiroshima.
@allaansnackbar42692 жыл бұрын
Doesn’t every country that has nukes have anti nuke capabilities, like shooting them down mid flight
@eliteexposure55942 жыл бұрын
@@allaansnackbar4269 Its not 100%. Around 10 percent of rockets/missiles will hit. If Russia launched 100 nukes, atleast 10 will hit the usa, that can easily kill millions of people instantly.
@David-mt3rl3 жыл бұрын
US: *laughs in 800 billion military budget*
@mulchy53683 жыл бұрын
That moment when a single EMP strike could wipe out all electronics including vehicles, communication devices, electronic equipment, Etc and make any modern army completely deranged and more than likely after while non existent
@Riel_Rami3 жыл бұрын
@@mulchy5368Both sides could do this. But both sides wouldn't be completely out as they have measures against this. The US military could recover quickly and be functional, but the US public would be crippled for decades and would likely cause severe military budget cuts
@Phoenix_17763 жыл бұрын
@@mulchy5368 Lol you think the government hasn’t thought of that
@chubski25143 жыл бұрын
@@mulchy5368 it’ll be fine, just send in the Scottish
@omarz_x13883 жыл бұрын
Lol the mony cant fight kid
@canadianradiochemist44652 жыл бұрын
Imagine thinking anyone would win WW3, instead of knowing that both sides would blow each other to smithereens.
@flamthrowr_2 жыл бұрын
Sadly that’s probably how it’ll go if it happens. Endless fighting and death for nothing.
@elistinks16902 жыл бұрын
@@flamthrowr_ I do not agree with the word endless
@Ethan_Simon2 жыл бұрын
MAD
@Jet-ij9zc2 жыл бұрын
@@flamthrowr_ it wouldn't be endless fighting, both sides would have the ability to kill the other in a matter of weeks if not days. Mutually assured destruction is what prevents ww3 from happening
@SprocketTG2 жыл бұрын
Nuclear weapons is always an option but countries would rather fight without them until its necessary or they just don't use them at all because why guarentee that all your people die when you can fight conventional an possibly still come out on top with claims
@ethansmith18122 жыл бұрын
Anyone watching this when Russia is on the verge of causing WWIII
@Zhenity2 жыл бұрын
No lol
@RohitKumar-of8oy2 жыл бұрын
It more like usa causing it because of nato expansion
@prawinsama2 жыл бұрын
@@RohitKumar-of8oy yup, we all know what NATO's agenda is , the hypocrisy behind it. We all hate war ,lots of lives lost, but we also understand why Putin did what he did, he prevented a bigger war with this military operation. ....oh and India took an independent stand.
@daisuth65632 жыл бұрын
Germany:at least this time, I was not the guy who start the war
@itsroman21122 жыл бұрын
WW3: "breaks out" Atom bombs: No WW3: "stop"
@luckyme50632 жыл бұрын
Two side having nuclear warhead : ww3 break out again
@Zamtrios2452 жыл бұрын
This just in: WW3 has broken out and it seems to be going almost exactly like the last two, but with Russia and Germany switching teams
@feds62972 жыл бұрын
Japan
@okamiexe15012 жыл бұрын
@@feds6297 Plot twist: America starts WW3 as a guise to undo anime
@GodDiggetyDoodle2 жыл бұрын
@@okamiexe1501 more like under the guise of democracy
@ferdinand52232 жыл бұрын
@@okamiexe1501 I would unironically support America if it's to undo anime.
@slavicboy67962 жыл бұрын
@@GodDiggetyDoodle So they Just start a war And say its for democracy?
@zenalexander92782 жыл бұрын
Indonesia will be neutral, but lately it's leaning more towards to China.
@itayschool4544 Жыл бұрын
Ah, the times when we thought Russia has a functional army
@johndevries73972 жыл бұрын
If Emma of the American army and her two moms join the war, China and Russia will immediately surrender
@lachlanhawkes-law33962 жыл бұрын
China and Russia would have to surrender if they came face to face with such Strong and fearless woman.
@canadianradiochemist44652 жыл бұрын
@@lachlanhawkes-law3396 ok for context did you get the joke or are you some American jingoist?
@balashibuyeeter27042 жыл бұрын
@@canadianradiochemist4465 well of course he got the damn joke
@canadianradiochemist44652 жыл бұрын
@@balashibuyeeter2704 ok thanks, I just meet too many american jingoists nowadays and it gets hard to tell them apart
@tonyfriendly44092 жыл бұрын
Oof
@DrBrightsite192 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: ireland steals all the weapons and takes over the world
@bruh.j4mes2 жыл бұрын
nah Ohio
@socialhermit71442 жыл бұрын
Dude that's not even a plot twist, we all know that would happen.
@davidluiz21582 жыл бұрын
W 🇮🇪
@Duke_Silver772 жыл бұрын
Might've happen, if God didn't give Ireland whiskey lol
@aidenmcgonigle24982 жыл бұрын
Bow down world powers I have nuclear launch codes and a pint of Guinness there's no telling what I'll do
@wiraa.wibisana77772 жыл бұрын
Love it how Indonesia just joined the US' side when they're neutral and did jackshit lol
@ROCK-wj1ow2 жыл бұрын
Actually Indonesia here is neutral, but Indonesian netizens support Russia...
@PatrikVolkov19942 жыл бұрын
So probably Indonesia would supply Russia
@perdidoatlantic2 жыл бұрын
In Risk whoever holds Australia always wins.
@CursedSFMS2 жыл бұрын
Get a couple beers any your fine
@trikegang66712 жыл бұрын
Nah, south America is the real key then you work your way either to North America or Africa.
@perdidoatlantic2 жыл бұрын
@@trikegang6671 Too many openings for attack. Australia is in way. That’s the best way to win.
@Imreallyjusthim9714 күн бұрын
After this war ends it’s COD game is gonna be fire
@Strider61512 жыл бұрын
Seeing how incompetent Russia seems rn, I doubt they’ll be able to push that far into europe
@glaiveealt89622 жыл бұрын
How is Russia incompetent?
@rickdavis322 жыл бұрын
@@glaiveealt8962 they plan poorly,they also are horribly in debt as a country. They will use massive numbers to win. They will regroup and push further,they will not have enough to accomplish wartime goals and will lack ability to use resources gained in wartime efforts as well as poor use of domestic resources. Russia eventually makes further deals with Russia eventually s unable to pacify china's demands and eventually succumbs to be full scale civil war and a new bolscivec type revolution. America is in the midst of similar civil issues,though it does absorbed some of the Caribbean and mexico Eventually Russia and much of it's previous subsidiaries end as a conglomerate of independent states with free trade. Most of Europe returns to a similar state to retain a similar power structure.
@glaiveealt89622 жыл бұрын
@@rickdavis32 Russia is barely in debt when compared to its counterparts
@rickdavis322 жыл бұрын
@@glaiveealt8962 yes and no. America is able to use trade and inflationn to back it's debts due to it's economy. Stagnance in it's economy and relative inflation make it difficult for Russia to be invested in. Also Russia's overwhelming independence on the black and secondary markets make it difficult to trust. This is problem it has as a purchaser of goods added to Russia not seeming to be trust worthy as they are because they commonly manipulate their own markets and currency values.Their common actions as a govt to wantonly act with little trust worthiness is also of note. Foreign banks will not do not trust their industry or government lol reading to foreign investors not having trust in much in anything Russian. Basically if you lie cheat and be steam eventually you will be regarded as a liar cheater and a thief. Adding to it's already bad reputation is it's inability to play asshole on a daily basis and see diplomacy as a weakness.
@TitoTitoTitoTito3 жыл бұрын
Korea wouldn't fall as the Chinese couldn't mobilize through the mountains at full force
@ander9363 жыл бұрын
But North Korea is always mobilized but I guess South Korea always is too
@belabrowning45033 жыл бұрын
Don’t they have destroyers and aircraft carriers in the South China Sea
@leviathandrumming21753 жыл бұрын
@@belabrowning4503 they have one destroyer lol North Korea is sooooo behind. Besides, their troops are so malnourished and infected with worms, they can't put up any fight without the Chinese.
@iamthepersonwhoasked56393 жыл бұрын
@@leviathandrumming2175 well they could just nuke south or atleast buy time for chinese forces to come
@josephsaafan78383 жыл бұрын
@@roborbiettinoisgone392 yes but South Korea is a small country its capital is only 26 miles away from North Koreas south radiation would go in north Korea
@barsch072 жыл бұрын
"in a few months they reach Warsaw" looking at the last war game it will be more like what was it, 5days?
@chriscullen81702 жыл бұрын
Naaa Poland will smash them back into Ukraine and Belarus
@MeSeeSGod2 жыл бұрын
Poland was weaker back then
@barsch072 жыл бұрын
@@chriscullen8170 there were literally war games last year simulating a full on invasion of Russia and they didn't stand 2 weeks I believe. Their conclusion was: "Worse than in '39"
@Matthew109502 жыл бұрын
No one knows...and thats why it doesn't happen.
@jakenshake79982 жыл бұрын
That’s funny, considering Warsaw never fell. They fought to the bitter end of the war.
@luckieoleary64592 жыл бұрын
That comment about Switzerland aged well
@soren8r2 жыл бұрын
This aged like fine wine
@KennedyA532 жыл бұрын
“Amateurs talk tactics, while professionals talk logistics”
@wolfmanoperator41532 жыл бұрын
preach
@DarkKnight-fg3ee2 жыл бұрын
Logistics are just survival tactics. Only noobs cry about it.
@DarkKnight-fg3ee2 жыл бұрын
@@DerEiserneBuerger 😆
@DarkKnight-fg3ee2 жыл бұрын
@@DerEiserneBuerger Nah...
@mohammadqayyum9372 жыл бұрын
Legends talk nukes
@minigamerguy12322 жыл бұрын
Germany: well maybe I don’t want to be the bad guy anymore.
@ganggang25372 жыл бұрын
I’m guessing that by your logic, the bad guys are any body who isn’t on the side of the U.S.
@yourvision99042 жыл бұрын
@@ganggang2537russia is gonna start the war because of ukraine, so anybody that’s the aggressors are the bad guys. so you can call the allies in ww2 the bad guys
@MachonPlayz2 жыл бұрын
@@yourvision9904 you are just 20 year old thinking that Ukraine is right. International politics is not that straight as it looks. You have to go through many article from the past and present to come to know who is correct. At both point of views both are correct. I will have to write chapters about it😂. At the end russia tolerated the attacks from Ukraine and then at last Ukraine was attacked. Now all are like "russia is sooo wrong". America is supporting Ukraine. Remember my words Ukraine may become a bad guy in future.
@ronanregan14782 жыл бұрын
@@MachonPlayz so Ukraine was attacking Russia before they started invading them?
@ronanregan14782 жыл бұрын
@@ganggang2537 I mean Germany did start ww2 so why you saying he's wrong?
@ProfesionalVideoWatcher2 жыл бұрын
Africa and South America chilling down in the southern hemisphere
@pewpewlife39582 жыл бұрын
Nobody wins if they start using Nukes we’re all fucked.
@ronald36393 жыл бұрын
Russia: joins axis* ah yes im gonna rule the world Finland: joins allies* Russia: surrenders
@Kenruli3 жыл бұрын
Finland never joined Allies. 😐 Altought they tried to ask help from UK but never did get any and later Germany offered help and then continuation war begun and... And UK even declared war on Finland because they were allied with Germany. (Allied to Germany means they were not part of Axis they just had the same Enemy)
@juusoauvinen67513 жыл бұрын
@@Kenruli i think he is talking abaut what is to happen in ww3 or smth
@Kenruli3 жыл бұрын
@@juusoauvinen6751 there is no allies or Axis in modern day. 😐
@Juho2213 жыл бұрын
@@Kenruli Allies (Britain and France) were sending reinforcements to finland, but before they came finland made peace with USSR
@Kenruli3 жыл бұрын
@@Juho221 I know they tried to send but if you didn't know Germany controlled Denmark and Norway so France and UK could not send any help. So how you think they could even send anyhelp?
@BentoEmanuel3 жыл бұрын
Everything becomes Brazil You are going to Brazil.
@krkanee3 жыл бұрын
You mean! OUR Brazil
@krkanee3 жыл бұрын
@Maxoryx JEEESSS
@JustANervousWreck3 жыл бұрын
Brazil is going to you!
@Edith_Puthie963 жыл бұрын
OH GOD NOT BRAZIL, ANYTHING BUT BRAZIL!!!
@avid25593 жыл бұрын
Yes. Our brazil
@newfounder2 жыл бұрын
Damn. This aged well
@mp1p2 жыл бұрын
No one wins anything, we all loose.
@akeu15843 жыл бұрын
i think no one would win because if one side is losing they would literally just nuke the other and eventually the two sides nuke every country lol
@0danlee03 жыл бұрын
The US would much rather have a scorched earth than have China turn its democracy into a Chinese puppet dictatorship. If China were losing than the corrupt, authoritarian CCP would do the same thing
@mxmlnlcdcdffmnt22323 жыл бұрын
@anti gacha commander oh fuck, do you even know what is really a democracy?
@mxmlnlcdcdffmnt22323 жыл бұрын
@anti gacha commander thats not the flaw of the democracy, its the flaw of capitalism and the state system
@tow38423 жыл бұрын
@@mxmlnlcdcdffmnt2232 what about the electoral college? that shit is flawed as hell compared to other voting systems
@mxmlnlcdcdffmnt22323 жыл бұрын
@@tow3842 not for confederation/federation of that size, not necessarlely, the true issue in the us system is when you have jerymendering but the congress try to avoid it, the usa is a flawed but fonctionning democracy, like all.
@slash69473 жыл бұрын
German be like : this time I wasn't the villain
@aegeanharrier66483 жыл бұрын
Germany was only the villain in second. The first one was everybodys fault. You know, greed
@slash69473 жыл бұрын
@@aegeanharrier6648 bro imagine having powerful country and smart people and than some orther Powerful country's trying to show that your the villain tho German was like a country trying to be one with the powerful country's
@slash69473 жыл бұрын
@@aegeanharrier6648 it's unfair to see stuff like this bro that was British fault and bri'ish do this always being the cunt country
@ukilectric3 жыл бұрын
@@aegeanharrier6648 Nah mate, it was Austro-Hungarian greed for more Balkan territories, and Germany's willingness to help out.
@slash69473 жыл бұрын
@@aegeanharrier6648 but this doesn't we make your opinion false but this mean we just talking about our opinion so please if you have anything to boost your opinion share it with us :D
@SuicideBunny62 жыл бұрын
Well, this is coming dangerously close…
@jesusesquivelroman75242 жыл бұрын
Nobody wins, people die...
@none.48362 жыл бұрын
Switzerland: "mom, get the popcorn."
@nojustauser98722 жыл бұрын
Same goes to Ireland
@notthefbi87072 жыл бұрын
Germany has to win at least one word war.😂
@sonofcitychicken83362 жыл бұрын
Word war be like: abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzåäö
@molex2412 жыл бұрын
Meanwhile Africa : what are they doing over there
@jashwanthbhargauv33662 жыл бұрын
Ireland : are you guys fighting WW3?
@Fiz01102 жыл бұрын
My prediction; Australia will stay uninvaded due to our "Florida Man" counterparts, Basically every citixen that's experienced summer and winter.
@JohnDoe-sw1rs2 жыл бұрын
Australians hide in cities unlike aborigines who live it
@waitwhat12642 жыл бұрын
Me as Southeast Asian: *GO MAKE YOUR OWN STUPID WARS WE DON'T WANT TO BE PART OF IT* 🙄🙄 😁😁
@komentator38552 жыл бұрын
Me as Indonesian: don't worry guys, go fight with each other. We'll take care of the aliens.
@tris55072 жыл бұрын
Well China will probably invade Taiwan. Japan might get involved aswell sooooooo
@emperorhirohito44352 жыл бұрын
@@komentator3855 As a Filipino : no worries will take care of the roket ships for the aliens
@meer25862 жыл бұрын
It's like army or guns don't even matter if you have nuclear weapons
@YeezzerMusic Жыл бұрын
Ww3 is just a fancy name for wrath of God
@supadog17452 жыл бұрын
Finland and sweden are just chilling in the middle of a war
@hodajucidjedtv2 жыл бұрын
They just need a hug I think
@doubleabatteries43223 жыл бұрын
I believe Kuwait would also join Saudi Arabia and Qatar as they have a great relationship and a military alliance
@randomchannel6093 жыл бұрын
@Jaqen H'ghar Also russia hates china because china left the soviet union first and there doing pretty good now
@notofficialpickles5073 жыл бұрын
@@randomchannel609 china was never in the soviet union, russia rather wants good Ties with china. China describe the Alliance as a economic Alliance.
@SchwarzeSonne1303 жыл бұрын
@@notofficialpickles507 he ment the sino-soviet split in fact communist china was first called chinese soviet socialist republic
@minhphupham853 жыл бұрын
@@notofficialpickles507 I would say Russia actually hates China. But they keep it silently, they dont express it like USA. But those hate feeling will still be in Russia even WW3 happens. And I think the only hateful thing they do is just: dont’t share the lands and things they get
@notofficialpickles5073 жыл бұрын
@@minhphupham85 That's very true, like the russians supporting the uyghurs.
@chompers_12182 жыл бұрын
No one wins. Mutually assured destruction is still a thing.
@dobremarian1234 Жыл бұрын
Switzerland : Great Movie isn't it? Sweden : Of Course
@NiceGamingLP3 жыл бұрын
I love how in amarican minds the whole of Europe cant contain the Russians untill the amaricans arrive
@Joseph-to4vj3 жыл бұрын
I know, What makes this guy thinks that Europe will fall unless the mighty US arrives, UK and French army alone could withstand Russia.
@olegperkopskiy22823 жыл бұрын
Eastern Europe can’t tbh, Ukraine might be able to hold them off at the Dnipro but if they push past they can make it halfway through Poland at least
@iansmith89442 жыл бұрын
@@alienmorality yes the Uk and France could. You overestimate Russia’s strength as a military power. They aren’t the same threat as they we’re post ww2. It’s not exactly like they would have the chance to fight without us support however considering how many bases, aircraft and troops the us has stationed in Europe. Us air support would be extremely fast to mobilize.
@ZachCremisiSky2 жыл бұрын
They can but not forever. Russia has great ground technology air craft and navy are two spaces that we can threatened them with
@MeowUnderBlanket2 жыл бұрын
Me seeing these videos when this video was released: 😂 Me now: 😓
@Midaspl2 жыл бұрын
I'm quite the opposite. It was: "yeah, Russians probably could reach Warsaw". Now I'm like: "Bruh, they can't even take Kyiev xD".
@Soraking0072 жыл бұрын
@@Midaspl mate they probably couldnt take moldova if they tried at this rate. Glory to ukraine!!!
@joshuajn1532 жыл бұрын
@@Midaspl With how Russia is being run right now militarily, If war broke out they would be curb stomped by NATO in a matter of days.
@Madara_Uchiha694202 жыл бұрын
The 3people above me seriously think that Russia is using its full force against Ukraine , which it isn't , if it did , then Ukraine would've turned into a part of Russia , the main operation here is to liberate Donetsk and Luhansk and then make Zelensky sign that one piece of paper where it says "I won't join , I promise"
@MeowUnderBlanket2 жыл бұрын
@@Madara_Uchiha69420 the thing is, Russia is losing its ammunations & soldiers in this war, and if they won't use their full force, they will keep losing more troops without capturing any big cities. So it's pure stupidity by Russia.
@galerinha2 жыл бұрын
i love these analysis, usually people from the north hemisphere completely ignore that there's a south hemisphere in the planet
@LemonHead5555 Жыл бұрын
Australia just chills
@bierbauch5292 жыл бұрын
*WW3 breaks out* 🇺🇸: Hey Germany can you hel- *gets interrupted* 🇩🇪: You Son of a Bitch I‘m in. 🇦🇹: Yea lmao.
@Billboy_2 жыл бұрын
🇰🇷: Room for a 3rd?
@julieanne91732 жыл бұрын
XD
@Yoda872672 жыл бұрын
🇺🇦: HAALPP MEEEE
@_hello992 жыл бұрын
🇦🇺: Bruh how they gon’ get us lmao we got red, buff kangaroos bloody hell
@GothboiKenzy2 жыл бұрын
@@Billboy_ 🇧🇾 agreed
@franciscogimenezdecordoba22252 жыл бұрын
The polish army isn't as bad as you make it to be they are actually an incredible militarized country... And Ukraine would slow down russia quite a lot.... Plus you have to take into account that the Germans and the french are actually quite good as well....
@nicolaslara52122 жыл бұрын
@A Boer it’s not that Americans don’t know that you have equipment but you don’t have a lot. Russia has more armored equipment than the EU not to mention fighters an AA defense. The EU is many different commands talking with different understandings and intentions. Russia can act more as one than the EU could leading to better tactical movements. The EU could hold on but the power of European nations militarily has been somewhat stripped.
@franzderkaiser66942 жыл бұрын
The German Government is absolutely trash and here are the most people against the military. We would fall really fast. For example: We don't prepared us for an storm, which was known 4 days ago and 150 people died. I know my english is not the best. I hope you can understand it. :)
@HC-nj3bs2 жыл бұрын
People forget that France has nukes, nuclear carrier and submarines and one of best jet fighters in the world
@ice_kubson80382 жыл бұрын
@@nicolaslara5212 Russians wouldn't stand a chance after the EU turns war mode also Russia can't fight so many fronts at the same time without running low on supplies but the problem would be if Russia launched nuclear and so the EU
@franciscogimenezdecordoba22252 жыл бұрын
@@franzderkaiser6694 but you have some of the most capable weapons manufacturing in the world and you have to take into account that you are fighting Russia,. Country whose military equipment is incredible old and pretty much useless against modern equipment.... Plus even though they have a lot of soldiers only a small group of them is actually combat effective where as in Europe al military personnel is practically combat ready since joining the military is an incredible selective process
@ajmullaaaaaaa7 ай бұрын
Australia and New Zealand: *spectating mode*
@tzahigrad94952 жыл бұрын
Hainan: Am I free?
@ShadyAnchovy2 жыл бұрын
As Indonesian, i have to remind you we are founder of non block movement and proudly stand at sideline as the world blown to oblivion.
@vandamn27162 жыл бұрын
That's right we'll be neutral unless provoked.
@rolandet2 жыл бұрын
Well, give my regards to your new Chinese overlords. And we all know how well they treat Muslims.......
@brianyang50752 жыл бұрын
Indonesia will just end up being a speed bump like Belgium
@kevinarnaz14512 жыл бұрын
@@rolandet bro its a fucking joke scenario, its not that deep
@rolandet2 жыл бұрын
@@kevinarnaz1451 'bro'. So was my response
@BogOwl2 жыл бұрын
Reality: 24 hours after the start of ww3 the world is a nuclear wasteland
@laughtercatz2 жыл бұрын
Not 24 ,but 2 years or more depending on the battle
@sgtkillgore2 жыл бұрын
Reality is often... nuclear winter
@goobertwubsu2 жыл бұрын
No one wins. Everyone dies
@blazeiii73882 жыл бұрын
If this happens. Both of these sides are gona be like. Nukes!!! And no one wins
@thetruesimplegrid2 жыл бұрын
North America, Europe, Asia and Australia: "You guys wanna join us." Africa and South America: "Nah you guys do your thing, we'll just stay quiet over here."
@12schnsaint2 жыл бұрын
Africa will be like naw we are to busy committing genocide among our own people.
@dynamicflashy2 жыл бұрын
@@12schnsaint There have been more genocides committed in Europe than in Africa.
@thetruesimplegrid2 жыл бұрын
@@dynamicflashy And European genocides have been exponentially worse
@12schnsaint2 жыл бұрын
@@dynamicflashy talking in mordrn times here not in the past. I'm sure there is much documentation on genocides that are in Asia or in Africa.
@thetruesimplegrid2 жыл бұрын
@@12schnsaint not really, for example the major known genocides in Africa are Rwanda, Sudan and probably the DRC (long standing war that is said to actually suspected be paid for by European nations). Long story short Africa has over 52 different countries with hundreds of different ethnicities that have learnt to coexist, if genocide hasn't happen in the scale of European it is unlikely to occur.
@cocker30503 жыл бұрын
when moving front lines like that, before you start coloring the countries duplicate the layer then on the top layer make all countries transparent, with only the oceans and borders remaining. then only draw on the bottom layer, it will make it so that when drawing the frontlines the border will remain without being broken up at all
@rahimeozsoy42443 жыл бұрын
PNG transparency
@Raptor888Ай бұрын
Oman be like Huh, is that a train or something?
@duckets83402 жыл бұрын
I bet Mexico sittin back just waiting.
@floridamanjack72253 жыл бұрын
To make this more accurate I would have a bunch of African countries join with China because they have been excepting loans from China for years to advance their infrastructure this would play a big role if World War III would break out
@alinarichert34483 жыл бұрын
It wouldn't make much difference when it comes to WW III except for maybe the countries near the meditereanian sea, but i don't think China was doing a lot in those countries.
@sexyalien8063 жыл бұрын
China are making these deals because they know the countries wont be able to pay them off
@josephsaafan78383 жыл бұрын
Really dude African countries no they would stay neutral because they can't really do anything and involving a Erica into this makes no sense because they are already poor and unstable and war would be devastating to those countries
@sexyalien8063 жыл бұрын
@@josephsaafan7838 they will be incentivized to join. Africa is a key location for military operations.
@everhall3063 жыл бұрын
@@sexyalien806 if not for the little problem that they’d be cut off from China should a war erupt
@justaserbiandoomer4973 жыл бұрын
I feel like Serbia should join against America
@mxmlnlcdcdffmnt22323 жыл бұрын
Its really hard because serbia cant get along with anyside really
@ukilectric3 жыл бұрын
Historically Serbia was neutral until it got invaded by one side, at which point it joined the opposing side.
@mxmlnlcdcdffmnt22323 жыл бұрын
@@ukilectric "Historically" what?
@ranzilrego70622 жыл бұрын
South America and Africa: why weren't we invited to the party?
@glooeynose88642 жыл бұрын
The cockroach will win in the end.
@iaw74063 жыл бұрын
India would NEVER fight against russia as they are allies and russia would be reluctant to join china. India would likely remain neutral as they have been doing. So would indonesia as both countries prefer to be non aligned.
@MSB-sn1md3 жыл бұрын
And as long as India remained neutral so would Pakistan. Neither country wants to piss off either super power. If India played it right they would be the world super power left after we all killed one another off
@TitoTitoTitoTito3 жыл бұрын
India would def fight China
@jbach20023 жыл бұрын
Could be a winter war situation where Finland was at war with Russia in WW2, but wasn’t “really” allied with Germany and wasn’t at war with anyone else. They may go to war with China and/or Pakistan but not Russia, and they may have American aid while officially calling it a separate war. And america may not even go to war with Pakistan, probably wouldn’t.
@ezrahadwi1353 жыл бұрын
@Issei Izuki IMO, china would prefer to fight the USA first than fighting for smol territories and spend all the troops in India, like when Soviet and USA allies against N Germany but later fighting each other (and in my case India Pakistan also join Russia side)
@ZachCremisiSky2 жыл бұрын
@@ezrahadwi135 China would rish too many lives to fight US, thier fleet is not blue water ready and will be a few years before they have one reasy to project any outside force
@schmergl10252 жыл бұрын
My prediction: italy will swap sides in the last minute
@lavx212 жыл бұрын
Romania switching side, France capitulating
@alsowow2 жыл бұрын
Well, you missed the part where Sweden, Finland and Switzerland isn’t neutral
@lukeonuke2 жыл бұрын
I love how the balkans are like, we already fought a bloddy battle. Yall have fun