How You React When Non-Car People Drive

We've all got friends with irritating driving habits, so if this video reminds you of someone, make sure you let them know!
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[@rivolinho]

Alex would be the perfect Top Gear host. He's got the wit of Jeremy Clarkson, the height of Richard Hammond and the questionable dress sense of James May.

[@LegoWormNoah101]

It's the best of the trio in one man!

[@petergeorge9004]

rivolinho he’ll never be the same though

[@Branbran1993]

rivolinho I’d actually start watching it again if he were a host.

[@tgn3861]

This was hilarious! LOL!

[@JFomo]

If a piano player is called a pianist, why isn't a race car driver called a racist? 🤔

[@nevviles.4219]

Think about this.If you are using a commuter,are you a communist?

[@skyscall]

If I give my baby a pacifier, am I a pacifist? English is weird

[@eyangwillis829]

why don't singer who sings rap called rapist?

[@bluejellyman5952]

Lol

[@jd3455]

@@eyangwillis829 that's a L

[@RogerBaileyOnCars]

You went too far this time - actual wipers on a dry windscreen.

[@alrome5508]

agreed

[@bishoos123]

hes only rubbing dust particles in the glass and it annoys me.

[@MrCmon113]

I think this is illegal.

[@raafay.i]

I hate it when the windscreen is literally filled with droplets and the driver doesn’t wipe it, LIKE HOW ARE YOU DRIVING THE SCREEN IS DISORIENTED. And then occasionally the one droplet falls down and the wipers are on for 10+ minutes.

[@MrPaukann]

@@raafay.i, my dad does it (the first thing). To him, wipers are more distracting, than a lot of droplets.

[@mydogrush]

The worst is when they dont avoid pot holes. They get them and keep talking like nothing happened.

[@WallabyWinters]

duuude, the pain

[@vizmuvesjanos1045]

So I am not alone.

[@GoodRoberts]

Sometimes it's not that easy to miss one

[@MrCmon113]

Better to drive into pot holes than to leave your lane.

[@jdfd4906]

mydogrush change the control arms earlier. That’s all haha.

[@k.almohammadii]

I didn’t know non car people drove miatas.

[@1985toyotacamry]

@Lee Ashton MX-5 and Miata are the same just in North America we called the Miata and in Japan they called it the Roadster. The Miata have that punch that you know what's coming.

[@tadghf6891]

That s what happens when your mate sells your pink city KA for a parts car but Chris fix haunts his dreams so you keep the mx5.

[@DrSaza]

i didnt know i had to be a car guy to drive a miata. do i also need a certificate saying i am a car guy?

[@tomcole020]

If you’d watched the previous videos you’d understand why he has an MX5 🙃

[@papa_pt]

they're called hairdressers, although there is some overlap

[@danthomas86]

The red light scene, full race suit, brilliant! 🤣

[@cameronyoung2004]

I'd start watching top Gear again if you were a host

[@rsyt3113]

Cameron Young same

[@mny8441]

Me too

[@xandergoodwin8278]

Alex and guy Martin 👌👌👌👌👌

[@ilovemanunited6179]

Cameron Young he'll make it I believe.

[@RazoE]

Him and Vincent from Speed Comparer would be a dream come true

[@leeksoup3199]

You’ve really stepped up your game with the production quality! Great job lads!

[@henrikjohannessen3017]

It is over-edited IMO. I used to love 2 guys 1 car because it was just so simple.

[@leeksoup3199]

Henrik Johannessen I suppose is it a bit...I still find them quite entertaining, do you?

[@TheStwat]

@@henrikjohannessen3017 You're talking out of your arse. If you didn't appreciate the quality in this then you need help.

[@mepmep619]

TheStwat aka Stuart Wright or you know... he has a different opinion

[@henrikjohannessen3017]

@@leeksoup3199 CarThrottle is one of my favorite channels on YT. And I found some of the jokes quite funny, I just wish is wasn't overcomplicated.

[@briyan36]

The scripting, the filming, the production, it's all just so damn good! THIS is how you do car KZbin. Love it.

[@vizmuvesjanos1045]

No. This is NOT how you do car KZbin. You do the exact opposite. Only a few cuts, little to no editing for us, viewers to enjoy the driving scene. (I did not mean to offend anyone, if you got offended, then god bless you)

[@tekuusi]

I had a trip with a non car guy once. We taveled over a 100 km on a motorway and she never got it out of 4th gear. But it's not my car so I didn't care... Much.

[@Mikatiini]

Thats nightmare. I couldn`t stand it.

[@groggysword33]

I love how you called him she.

[@curtisjackson40]

@@groggysword33 Maybe it's a non-car-she

[@thebossgamer2638]

Tero Kuusisto 4th I would grab all of them

[@houseking9211]

If you aren't paying for the gas, it won't affect you too much

[@SkinnyAnimus]

When someone is driving an automatic and doesn't completely stop before switching from reverse to drive

[@gideonkloosterman]

My dad does this D:

[@gravemind6536]

If I had the misfortune of driving an automatic vehicle I would do everything as badly as possible to destroy the damn gearbox, I have no reason to care for an automatic heap of junk.

[@marcox4358]

@@gravemind6536 not sure why so much hate for automatics, but pls take care of your tranny, they are complex pieces of engineering and are very expensive to fix if they ever break.(helped fixing my dad's MB 260E Automatic, broken speedometer gear and worn out discs after 31 years of use)

[@gravemind6536]

@@marcox4358 I wouldn't buy an automatic they are heaps of shit and are much more prone to failure anyway.

[@ticki23]

Im a Cab Driver WHO has to Drive Automatic ...i dont have time to come to a full Stop.

[@itzhussain7867]

Love the two cars outside the house

[@jdfd4906]

Atba Hussain they are ugly at best. The old miatas were ugly. Only the newest 2018 one is decently looking.

[@ethan_hsv62l]

jd fd no you are a non car guy for sure you shitbox

[@ojoface208]

@@jdfd4906 go eat a puffer fish you monster

[@jdfd4906]

RoadCarReviews meh. Dislike JDM less the R35 and CX-9. Europeans does it better.

[@jdfd4906]

Dams Garage meh it’s so ugly with the sly headlights. The NC is ok and the ND looks the best.

[@John-wd8vc]

Keep it up Alex and team! This channel is better than new Top Gear

[@Irishdrivingbloopers]

You'll have to do better than that cos that's not saying much lol.

[@after_midnight9592]

Twilight is better than new TG

[@techvlogs7187]

I wish the old top gear guys where back atleast richard hammond,alex also would have done great

[@theArhar]

@Leonardo Santuario correction - "than new top gear"

[@rapidshot3033]

A lot of channels are

[@elbrigat]

Red light equals Race light!

[@aasasq1]

totally agreed haha

[@trashcarfj45]

Don’t forget the race suit

[@houseking9211]

only if you're in front though

[@mixification]

When non car people downshift without rev matching always makes me cringe

[@throwout1483]

I get beginners, I'm a beginner. But if you're skilled and drive it every day, then yea, no reason why.

[@mixification]

@aoalvo96 That's annoying, definitely need to fix that

[@bort9586]

Rev matching is more cringy but I guess it's a phase most young car guys go through :p

[@RazoE]

How do you downshift an automatic? 🤔

[@jsquared1013]

@@bort9586 nothing cringe about doing it properly

[@ZephyrCorsa]

My friend takes his Ford Escape on this dirt road in the way to school going 60mph. He has no idea how vehicle dynamics work so he just throws the car into corners with only TCS and Stability control keeping us from crashing.

[@throwout1483]

Yep... non car guys are uncultured swines. I've seen a "car guy" who doesn't know what a redline is. Or when to shift in a manual car.

[@ZephyrCorsa]

@@throwout1483 I wasn't going in that hard but okay. I mean it's just not knowing, like I have no clue about or interests about anything sports related. It's that kind thing.

[@throwout1483]

@@ZephyrCorsa Sorry about that man. Didn't mean to come off harsh.

[@ZephyrCorsa]

@@throwout1483 HOWEVER those people who call themselves "car guys" yet don't know literally anything about cars and get mad when you try and test them, those people are annoying

[@LogieT2K]

@@ZephyrCorsa i know people like that, very annoying

[@augustsawzak5401]

Haha I even get annoyed by people using wipers too much in OTHER cars on the road lol

[@JesoTV]

Let them damage their windscreen, as if that will affect you.

[@Irishdrivingbloopers]

At least he took off as soon as that red light went to green. Too many clowns out there just sit there until you have to blow the horn at them to get them to wake up. That or they don't even try to get to the light while its still on green and/or stop on yellow. Urgh lol!!

[@bevgilmore1996]

or when the light turns green and no amount of beeping makes them move. And you just sit through like TEN FREAKING REDLIGHTS

[@Irishdrivingbloopers]

@@bevgilmore1996 Or when the clown in front of you doesn't take off and everyone else does. Then after losing about 3 or 4 car lengths in the process, they panic brake on an orange light where both of you could have easily made it and in reality should have. Fuck sake!!!

[@tmoneytechnic]

Or when the first person at the light takes 0.3 seconds to move after the light turns green and someone honks.

[@throwout1483]

Yep, they're usually on their fucking phones.

[@nevviles.4219]

Thats still good.While in my case,these idiots are driving painfully slow on the fast lane(in my case,the right lane)while the light is still green.Then when the light turns yellow,they dont even speed up nor slow down.BUT,when the light goes red,they manage to pass it and YOU have to stop.Why even these ignorants even exist?And dont get me started on the brake checkers!

[@urielsalas9265]

The worst part about holding the door for someone is for them not to thank you. So I don't do it anymore.

[@Shredder142]

"Car Guy" but puts his fingers all over the glass when getting in the car!? *shudder*

[@dernotarzt5549]

This was literally the first thing my dad told me, when he was getting his 95 miata "Dont grab the glass when closing the door"

[@hairpintv4403]

I've got a black car, so i much prefer getting prints on my glass than my black paint.

[@hondacrx4909]

So I wasn’t the only one noticing it

[@jct9w]

3:56 This is nothing to Canadian, no joke.

[@JesoTV]

Come on, it's not that extreme.

[@nightkidsgolden582]

This could not have been a more true episode

[@M0beast]

I like how none of the girls said thank you!

[@GoffyTv]

The subtlety, the humor... well done guys that was an absolute scream!!!

[@VEDEMRACING99]

Skits like these are what makes this channel great!

[@otothegoglu]

4:03 missed a great chance of a Monty Python joke ;)

[@K9B8H6]

I like the pewdiepie refrence in 2:55

[@nevviles.4219]

I can imagine him REEEE'd all over the place.

[@rogehmarbi]

That opening doors for others is so relatable. Worse is when they decided to just open the other door, completely ignoring the one who'd been standing for half a century holding it open

[@magnusandersen8898]

This is actually surprisingly accurate.. at least for me, when I'm the passenger

[@tomj_06]

4:18 is that Sophie aspin😂

[@maurotehsilva1954]

I admit as a car person I sometimes play my music loud sometimes. But I related to the right of way part and the wiper part all too well. Waiting for the person I'm riding with or the person in front of me to start moving and get on the road (way harder here in Massachusetts (especially in Lowell, they can drive like maniacs!!)), and sometimes my dad will keep the wipers on almost well after the rain subsides.

[@cnafets]

Lights go up, lights go down

[@throwout1483]

updownupdownupdown

[@LogieT2K]

the holding the door bit had me laughing out loud, like will in the inbetweeners lol

[@alexkersten1964]

Paddy and Freddy at Top Gear...this'll be interesting ;)

[@leeksoup3199]

Alex Kersten You should make a bloopers video!

[@alexkersten1964]

@@leeksoup3199 We have a LOT of bloopers so will probably release at some point

[@leeksoup3199]

Alex Kersten Thanks for the reply!👍 We would love to see them.

[@throwout1483]

@@alexkersten1964 You should've been on TopGear, would've been almost as good as the original. Greetings from the USA! Also, what do you think would be a good first car under $10k? (besides the Miata of course)

[@ryadhasanahmed5443]

@@throwout1483 try find a nicely used mustang v6 with a manual those are quite playful and cheap

[@samsunghealth]

I can't believe how much I can relate to Alex 😂😂

[@traveller6321]

3:51 those pop up lights always make me smile xdxd

[@garyhall4449]

Lol I have a friend who no matter how little rain has them of full speed as well. It drives me Nutts 👍

[@RazoE]

My biggest pet peeve. Especially here in Los Angeles where it never rains. Either wipers full blast (with the lights off) while it drizzles, or no wipers in a monsoon downpour

[@ronirautio9918]

My mom does that too

[@Test-sq5cd]

Uncle: yo look at that mustang Me: THATS A CHARGER

[@dapaba4550]

lmao trueee

[@PerHedetun]

"-If his hand-placement is that bad, imagine what else he gets wrong!" THIS, times 1000! I can't believe how some people just won't take an interest in proper driving techniques and skills. Mind over motor!

[@jimbillyjenkims]

Haha, I'm several months late to this party, but the wiper torture scene was too funny. Alex: "Ugh!" Also Alex: "Ugh!"

[@Mike-si7mv]

Im thinking Academy Awards will be in not too distant future. Well done again lads.

[@rhyskoschewoj9238]

Alex's face when Ethan doesn't launch it off the lights is gold😂 everyone knows you bounce it off the limiter as you're setting off.

[@malikabeer3697]

Or at least get ahead if not banging rpms id slow down after i cross the traffic light tho but its just a.....idk a habit?😂

[@maksymtt]

Just a bit too over edited, otherwise it's ok

[@Xackory]

How??

[@maksymtt]

After every single though of theirs they switch to another scene, which lasts longer than the driving part itself. I don't really like that, even though that's pretty much the point of the video, but that's just me. -And let's not talk about Alex's head blowing off or whatever happened at --3:33-- lol-

[@Alexander-sr5fg]

Agreed, the head blowing off was a bit too much. The cutaways are a bit too "Family Guy"

[@ragingmcqueen]

Pussies

[@Racing_Fox413]

Xavier Your Savior people just prefer car trottle as it was 3/4 years ago

[@dantecarp]

You actually deserve your own gig mate.. your a natural on screen chap. Wish you well.

[@iea96]

Where is this channel going with these videos?

[@henrikjohannessen3017]

Excactly what I was thinking. Very confusing and over-edited.

[@mellifluousangel4076]

@@henrikjohannessen3017 this video was amazing what you talking about?! Video was super funny and well edited, best skit yet!

[@Pezby69]

@@mellifluousangel4076 Super funny !! Is that an out of season april fools joke ??

[@FrostyDelights]

i thought it was edited fine, it was funny as hell!

[@PakiiiBux]

To another galaxy

[@scorpio6587]

This is PURE GENIUS! I love how you actively torture the audience.

[@domagojgeric]

If a piano player is called a pianist why isnt a racing driver called racist hahahaha thats brilliant

[@shayallie9795]

Now that was hilarious! Fav part was door scene. Hand scene too. Really enjoyed vid.

[@isaksteen2023]

Like i would really love both of these guys on top gear the do need them♥️

[@mifiamigahna]

Ethan does have the Captain Slow vibes going. :)

[@isaksteen2023]

@@mifiamigahna i know but still

[@nicotine_twoshot]

Okay that glass being held wrongly made me laugh for a solid 5 seconds.

[@ProTreeVideos]

Hey random person scrolling down the comments.. You're awesome! Have a great day

[@David_Addison]

GuelphRacing thank you!

[@ryann7483]

Thanks mate

[@hezdunnah]

Fuck off

[@bendermi]

Thanks

[@joshuamuller9705]

Cheers man. You too

[@soundseeker63]

The holding door/unnecessary giving way analogy was SPOT ON!! SOOO annoying when people do that thinking they're being polite, oblivious to the fact they are actually causing a hold up on their side of the road (i.e. the clear side). Almost as annoying a when people knowing block junctions in traffic.

[@RoamingAdhocrat]

These guys are too genuinely funny, too genuinely enthusiastic about cars, to be Top Gear presenters.

[@ThomasWilliams-zo7ke]

Laughed so hard, great work boys,keep it up

[@TONOCLAY]

Wish we had the feature of the red then adding yellow then turning green here in the states the whole having to wait an extra 3 seconds at a light for someones brain to work is frustrating. I always end up being stuck at the light again. There also always seems to be that one guy not paying attention when it turns green hes 2-3 cars back and im behind him/her, then they floor it right as it turns red and run the red light leaving me at red.

[@gravemind6536]

We don't have Stop signs in the UK either.

[@TONOCLAY]

@@gravemind6536 I'm fine with stop signs but sometimes they are in odd locations or in locations with far too much traffic.

[@gravemind6536]

@@TONOCLAY You have them on open junctions which is insane it means you have to stop even if you can see nothing is coming. If you stop at an open junction when its clear in the UK you fail your driving test. Another good thing we have is plenty of roundabouts which helps the flow of traffic in a lot of situations.

[@TONOCLAY]

I like round abouts but most people in the states are too ignorant to understand them lol honestly most people are too ignorant to walk Muchless drive a car.

[@mixification]

@@gravemind6536 We definitely have stop signs in the UK, I have to go through a junction with them everyday.

[@WhiteAlcatraz]

I laughed so god damn hard at Ethan drinking the glass of water. lmfaooo

[@Viper836]

I would have watched top gear again with you as host!

[@magnuswf]

This is probably the funniest and most accurate, quality of production and really nice overall. Great job guys!

[@rconboard2709]

The not launching hard on red lights really triggered me

[@jdfd4906]

Kill your driveshafts

[@lewismcmanamon1564]

"Aup Bastards" is the best opening line I've ever heard.

[@mathewodonnell612]

I can tell that a lot of effort went into this

[@ThermalAbuse]

His Paddy impression 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@TheDarrylsandler]

I’d rather have a car show with Harris, Catchpole, Bovington & Alex. 4 proper car guys, add 2 extremely talented racing drivers and the best car journalist out there. And Alex to help them attract a new younger audience and add to the the entertainment factor. Who is willing to give me a billion dollars to make that happen?

[@vizmuvesjanos1045]

I ain't even worth $1 billion so not me

[@5hah129]

😂😂 Exactly how I feel when a lady is driving me somewhere.

[@blakeyboy1312]

I’d rather give up watching tv to save this channel I love it its great

[@oClucker]

lmao perfect video, especially the windshield wiper bit. That always drives me crazy! I am constantly regulating my wiper speed when its raining.

[@jackkirkpatrick2849]

You guys are fuckin hilarious!! I love it! Great job, from the USA

[@lemoto8461]

Lmfao!! This is me whenever my brother drives🤣🤣

[@matehajba4297]

We should reach out to topgear to get Alex his dream job. I mean there is a lot of guys, it' a huge community. Maybe we could make it together... :D

[@ezrabegin8234]

Máté Hajba hell yah

[@vizmuvesjanos1045]

Ha Alex lenne a Top Gear egyik házigazdája (vagy akárhogy is hívod őket), akkor újra nézném a Top Geart. Sajna nincs nagyon tévéadó, ami ilyet streamelne!

[@alexanderrogers7025]

I FREAK out in my head when people put on their windshield wipers at an incorrect interval.... I thought I was alone until today!

[@creamthelapin]

Oh man, I thought I just had OCD this whole time, but I guess I'm just a car guy.

[@nvmyutube]

one of the best 2 guys video's thus far !

[@Aprill264]

If a piano player is called a pianist, then why isn’t a race car driver a racist? Alex, 2018

[@josephnus]

I actually missed this kind of content from car throttle. Please make more of this videos for the future.

[@skyline2601]

But he's a car guy irl right?

[@BillPapakyriakou]

I dont think so

[@ThisIsMyRodrick]

@@BillPapakyriakou I believe Ethan is a casual car guy. It would make sense.

[@skyline2601]

@@ThisIsMyRodrick I mean yeah. He hangs out with car guys every day. He must've been bitten by the car bug.

[@PakiiiBux]

No he's a bicycle guy

[@matehajba4297]

Ethan is a sub-human who gets influenced towards the right way of life.

[@rokokurtagic1646]

Hello car throttle! I love your videos and i'm a big fan!

[@yattasuccess9212]

Whilst playing Euro Truck Simulator 2 and watching this video, during the part when Ethan overused the wipers, I subconsciously pressed the wipers key in the game to try and stop Ethan. I later realized that I may be approaching near insanity.

[@Gixxer2247]

How you react when non car people drive YOUR car lol

[@RiccardoTheBeAst]

No way it can happen!

[@debbiepeter112]

I occasionally let my brother borrow my car. I HATE it......

[@jimjohanson8152]

That shot at 0:50 had me going back to rewatch it! So clean

[@CL4SSiCS]

I dont talk to non car guys

[@bakasandwich9117]

You don't talk to women?

[@CL4SSiCS]

@@bakasandwich9117 I talk to my mum and dad brother sister friends some friends thats it

[@bakasandwich9117]

@@CL4SSiCS don't lie to yourself anymore YOU ARE BETTER THAN THIS

[@tylermills2807]

I used to talk to non car people and realised I had the wrong friends

[@throwout1483]

Non car guys are the only people I know. Half of them think we stick our dicks in exhaust pipes for fun. Yet those people, talk about everything besides cars. I mention something about a car, even one single fucking thing, and one of them shit talks me saying I nut over cars or bullshit like that.

[@jhuntosgarage]

You guys are getting really good at this.

[@tyehetherington7233]

Poor Ethan, lucky Alex, or is it the other way round?

[@ezrabegin8234]

Tye Hetherington lucky Alex

[@blacksionman]

That handshake had me crying at work 🤣😭

[@TomiVuori]

1:11 I WAS DRINKING FFS

[@jonathanjimenez1732]

This is hilarious. These guys are so freaking funny

[@BenjaminDls]

So much non car that he's driving on the wrong side 🙃

[@askbeforeplaying2983]

No, so *british* non car that he's driving on the wrong side

[@austindorsey9918]

WOAH WOAH WOAH I had no clue that stops lights over there flash yellow before going green. That’s awesome

[@DenisForrest]

This is better than top gear

[@pedrourbano501]

Alex: "Why is he playing his music so loud!" Also Alex: *Actively makes his car as loud as possible.*

[@gtauserfiles]

Hi mom

[@ghomerhust]

the door opening bit. i am ROLLING haha

[@nbor101]

How are you still friends with Ethan?? Asking for a friend.

[@throwout1483]

This is a skit, not their daily lives. So Ethan is probably a better person if you meet him outside of the skits.

[@nbor101]

hi dere 🤦🏼‍♂️

[@throwout1483]

@@nbor101 What? I'm just saying, this is a skit.

[@luuk3213]

@@throwout1483 A skit or a skid?

[@nbor101]

hi dere No, I’m pretty sure this is their real lives.

[@zacksstuff]

For me, I'm always silently yelling "there's a pedal under your right foot to make you go faster, USE IT."

[@keisuketakahasi4584]

lmao thanks for the hilarious video

[@austinfleck8664]

The hand placement got me 😂😂

[@crispyireland]

you forgot the climate control!!!

[@tzerambo3140]

4:03 when the girl u like is behind u and u want her to think ur a good person 4:15 what she actually thinks 😂😂

[@4stardiesel432]

Grate video :).

[@dvrsflrs]

WOW, brilliant editing!

[@gangus1498]

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