THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ENGLAND AND NEW ZEALAND

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[@ashleighrose3627]

I love how this is about England and he still manages to diss Australia

[@aprilblenk]

Ashleigh Watsford Classic Kiwi tbh

[@stephenwilliams9218]

Ashleigh Watsford this loser does not represent true kiwis... this is boring and dumb as fuck. 🖐

[@ashleighrose3627]

Stephen Williams oh ok then

[@stephenwilliams9218]

Ashleigh Watsford no worries 👍

[@andrewdillon7837]

mmm,see its COMEDY,but hey your wife told you to post that,,or your sister,,,maybe your mum,,prolly not your grandmum,,just its too stupid to be a male opinion,,

[@BuddyL]

Great accent - I totally thought you were The Queen!👑🇬🇧

[@RextaV3]

BuddyL 1.3k likes 2 replies xD

[@angelzxxiix9873]

1.4K likes 3 replies xD

[@alberteinstein9571]

1.9k likes 5 replies xD

[@damesaphira9790]

He does an American accent spot on. I wish he would do a Texan accent....lol

[@Vibranium603]

2k and 7 replies

[@montyrobins]

I'm from England and I can confirm.

[@rogerstarkey5390]

MontyTheRobins Surrey?😉

[@joemammuskus7896]

Same here m8

[@liamanderson6424]

the country or the city

[@theonewhoshallbenamedsomet8701]

@@liamanderson6424 the city

[@RocketLeagueIsGood]

Im in ingland as well

[@wanketta]

When they throw a Welly, they call it assault.

If it's more than 15 ºC it's a somersault.

[@rabbitking-maatt6759]

I was thinking the exact same thing when i was watching this

[@wanketta]

Ethan Te Tana Yes?

[@sweetb1255]

wanketta that's ozzy

[@wanketta]

sweet b What is ozzy, throwing a Welly, or my name?

[@chatterchops]

I have to applaud you for your London accent, very good, I’m from north London you’d fit right in me ole mucker 😂 How do you like your rosey lee? 🍵😂

[@joewebb9518]

Yolie I agree 😁 East London

[@chevychelios4672]

lmao

[@harrydebenham8533]

I support arsenal so well aware of North London accent blood fam

[@c0ronariu5]

White no sugar 😂

[@juliustetevano6113]

I'm kiwi, if you said that to me in a bar I would think you were asking me for a root? Lmao seriously. Not bein creepy or weird lol but it's sounds dirty whatever you just said

[@NC-ij9rb]

“In New Zealand, we got Mordor” 😂😂😂😂 so true

[@한아럼]

These are my favourite kind of videos that you make

[@quinkynoch11]

Congrats man 7 on trend just bloody AWSOME u are new Zealand ture kiwi loved the video cracked me up bro.

[@unowhotravelchannel]

Hi there, we’re from England and spent January 2020 in New Zealand...the biggest similarity is that we both drive on the left hand side of the road! Made our driving so much more enjoyable! Hilariously observed differences, great fun😎👍

[@andycommonsincanada]

Awesome videos mate. See you in March when we will be visiting New Zealand from British Columbia Canada. Can’t wait to sample the meat pies.

[@aut0phxbia]

I only found you through this school work that had your name as a youtuber. Atleast you are getting recognition in our school.

[@lavish532]

Your sarcasm is absolutely next level. You should start stand up comedy, people will love it. Cheers mate and have a G'day :P

[@midwesternhooftrimmer6735]

Hilarious! I Just found this channel yesterday and binge watched most of the videos😂😂😂

[@tn8584]

Funny about the wedding. Love it. Keep it up.

[@stephenwilliams9218]

T N no don't it's shit!

[@tribefpv]

Love you vids bro u allways keep me laughing , best way to start the day

[@kayleighemerson3673]

LMAO! This is brilliant. Would love to see you do a video on the differences between NZ and Scotland next. :-)

[@kenziehasbeenhere910]

Dude I am from England and moved to New Zealand

[@issystapleton7687]

As an English person I can say this is very accurate ! 👍

[@jacobmontaguemiscellaneous9335]

I’m from England yet I currently live in New Zealand and this video is delightful

[@polynesian_tingz906]

Coming through the the accents 1:03 okkaaaaay Jordan 👌🏼👌🏼

[@qianarenata]

"congratulations will and harry and Michelle" had me laughing out loud 😂😂😂😂😂

[@yingsters]

He said Will and...

[@yingsters]

I thought he said, Will and..

[@MkE89]

im english and i dont drink tea nor do i shout/sing at sports it is however a welly

[@partnermammoth2562]

"here in new zealand we don't" love that straight to the point

[@yehudagreenfield2272]

The difference between South Africa and New Zealand

[@wanketta]

This is so hilarious. I’ve watched it 3-4 times and keep finding more jokes. How to Dad, you are a genius.

[@stephenwilliams9218]

wanketta are you for real? this is dumbed down crap by TV NZ... absolute dribble!!!

[@wanketta]

Stephen Williams You mean drivel, but it’s satire, never that. This man is a treasure.

[@stephenwilliams9218]

wanketta not in my part of NZ... he's not funny and not liked. We just get sick and tired of TV NZ pushing these brain dead losers as kiwis. Sorry if your not good with that.

[@davemckenna8591]

DON'T bite , the troll is not worth it

[@wanketta]

Dave McKenna Yes, beyond ridiculous

[@raiahtaki7187]

“Wellie wangling”

[@goundreykruse]

Please don't leave us NZ. You're the really cool distant relative who has a fabulous, dream house in the country we are always meaning to visit one day; but it's really, really far away so we don't, but we dream about going, like when we're trudging through the cold, grey city or watching yet more shitty housing estates being built on our once green fields, or well, generally living in 21st century England. Cheers.

[@itstuamelie]

Drawing-Gaia lol i dont even dream about going back 😂

[@icebergrose8955]

Come on down! I'll chill the wine for ya.

[@stephenwilliams9218]

Drawing-Gaia NZ is not as good as it used to be... it's a multicultural nightmare and getting worse by the day🖐

[@goundreykruse]

Sounds like it's getting better! Multicultural culture is where I find my happy.

[@stephenwilliams9218]

Drawing-Gaia you have been completely brainwashed by the agenda... totally in a mind control state!

[@cloroxmodz1864]

“Really good public transport” just spend a day in the uk, I got a 30 min train the other day and it got cancelled, to go the same distance I had to get 2 trains and it took 2 hours

[@Darkangel-zf3qz]

Your accents are really awesome 👏🏾

[@anaumaki9260]

You were used in the MCDonalds ad. IM A NEW ZEALANDER

[@lukesmith5018]

I heard that, what we call Hippo and Rhino in England, you call Hiphopopotamus and Rhymnoceros. At least, that's what I gather from your 4th most popular comedy folk duo band.

[@londonbeatz]

no we call them the same as u

[@bluefaacebaby8948]

"I'm from this one" lmao

[@Anawar29]

I love your videos man! U just won a subscriber and a fan :D

[@Asethet]

One big difference is that in England you can buy quality NZ meat for cheap, definitely can't do that in NZ.

[@krashd]

Won't be able to do it in England either after december.

[@KpopMom1980]

Lol the reason these are so great are because for those awkward moments lol

[@c9cage14]

I was born in England and then moved to New Zealand when I was 5

[@solanabayne6442]

England has castles where here in NZ we have mean as Marais LMAO HAHAHAHA

[@jestpassinthru9915]

Brilliant. ..love from England.

[@gra-emed3617]

One criticism....not enough time spent on the short shorts close up...

[@saskiaschmelz4762]

New zealand is I guess you could say an intresting country, the place where you can find sheep in ya house, ling and zing and barefoot people at nearly any occasion or if your fancy slap on some jandels but most of all rember pavlova is our invetion thank you very much aussie and never forget to blow on your pie #newzealandiscooleos

[@SmurfyxCx123]

Do ireland next

[@jettwarner8328]

I’m Aussie but I love Shortland street

[@bookwormforever8318]

Who doesn't love to settle down for the night and watch some good shorty?

[@LC-le9ew]

When is Shortland Street coming to Netflix? I need more!

[@aidog3583]

lol it isn't that good

[@Justagirlwithasmile]

If you want actually good Kiwi TV then "Outrageous Fortune" is what you should watch. It's about a fictional Kiwi crime family trying to go straight and change their ways. It's a comedy drama. It's good.

[@mogshade66]

Nikita Yes x Or Westside x Pray Shortland St doesn't come to Netflix x Seriously PRAY 😕

[@LC-le9ew]

Mogshade 🤣

[@Justagirlwithasmile]

Mogshade Yeah, can't really watch Westside until you've seen Outrageous Fortune though.

[@RVREVO]

Should go on BGT...

[@marklin9226]

It’s so cold rn and ur wearing shorts and T-shirt’s...

[@gabrielbrewin-brown351]

This guy is amazing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤙🏻🤙🏻🤙🏻🤙🏻🤙🏻🤣🤙🏻🤙🏻🤙🏻🤙🏻🤙🏻👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

[@Isabel-zt7mw]

I’m from England and NZ, and I can confirm that they are both accurate

[@Enzo-gw7zf]

The England bbq was so fuckin accurate

[@leehollington9889]

800 words is in NZ to

[@kazhi959]

Hey there How to Welly, can you make a video comparison of Canada and New Zealand yeah na'?

[@HelenNetoken]

Welly wanging...i just spat out my brekky 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@theironichipstersarehere]

Oh lord yes, the iconic shortland street

[@marksimpson5604]

Wellington is a boot in England and a capital in New Zealand

[@neonwizard5117]

The guy who wrote the lord of the rings, JRR Tolkien was a British writer

[@lyndseyuwu5168]

what about the southland accent in New Zealand where they put a lot of emphasis on their rs

[@alaskanivanuatu9244]

"...Our nearest holiday destination is Australia..." and Figi, and Samoa, and Tonga, and Tuvalu, and Niue, and Cook Islands, and Vanuatu, and New Caledonia, and ANYPLACE ELSE IN OCEANIA BESIDES AUSTRALIA!!!

[@nicatqurbanov2207]

This is the worst and clueless KZbin channel I have ever seen. So I liked it👍high five?🤚

[@nobodyhere1778]

My parents are British and my mum said the tea thing isn’t true...she told me to make tea to seconds later

[@gemineye9796]

This guy 😂😂😂 made my day!! Love it bro hahaha

[@CLUB8nz]

Voice of an angle bro bahahaha

[@fishinglifeforme]

dont forget mate that Lord of the Rings was filmed in New Zealand, and its won plenty of everything lol

[@HappyCynic]

That was the joke.

[@X-EvilAsh]

I wish I could sing as good as you

[@MrSlash17]

Bro you are top notch hard case alright my mate. Bloody awesome my mate chur.

[@lonewanderer1239]

i watched that shortland st episode cause there was nothing on tv

[@ChaosIdeals]

lmao i feel you on the NZ public transport

[@kingwormald5290]

When we through a welly we call it very disrespectful and say “what would the queen say”

[@alimoe1970]

Lol good description of the weird uncle.

[@rnba4364]

The end part is great I love it 😂😂👏🏻

[@MagentiumPRIME]

i was born in wellington. Now in auckland. This is great xD

[@timeout2295]

2:41 hey bro what are you covering there,s nothin there

[@Platypus133]

The North Island and the South Island sorta have different accents then Auckland kiwis enunciate their vowels and er's slightly more.

[@viol3tt]

“Please tell me that is not your penis!” *harry Looks at Chris* Best scene in Shortland street ever.

[@isitbananas280]

Here in New Zealand we have six60 and stan Walker

[@Will-qv6es]

Probably the most accurate thing in this video is how much builders drink tea. They drink a lot of tea.

[@michaelspears8032]

I think English builders and NZ builders consume an equal amount of shit dairy pies and V energy and tea lmao

[@smallyellowgirl4276]

Will Jenks we drink lnp

[@zeddyfin]

I’m English and we do say bugger

[@darnstewart]

So much so we have builders tea that you tar a road with it.

[@m33zerella]

I’m from New Zealand, and I’m just gonna say this is very accurate.

[@stephenwilliams9218]

Wishbear 4444 this is not kiwi! This is dumbed down shit talk.

[@m33zerella]

Stephen Williams - No, not really actually. I think the guy is just being funny, I find him really funny.

[@stephenwilliams9218]

Wishbear 4444 😬sick man... you obviously don't know true comedy... this guy just takes other people's characters that's been done before and makes it his own!! With the help from the bull shit TV NZ network 😂

[@lukaswallis3399]

I'm a kiwi and I find this guy funny

[@daisyfitzgerald9171]

MostlyVanilla yea I live in Christchurch nz

[@rogerroberts5167]

I am an Englishman and I should like to congratulate you on a first rate video-recording. It was very, very good for a chap from the colonies. Spiffing!

[@rogerroberts5167]

How to DAD I am awfully pleased you liked my comment, old chap

[@keriford54]

I think he is trying to say it is sweet as

[@rogerroberts5167]

I was trying to be Bertie Wooster. Just a gentle self-parody of the view of the English as seen from the Antipodes. I actually really love "How to Dad". I have 2 kids (grown) myself so much of it resonates!

[@keriford54]

Yep, did figure that, just throwing in a little Kiwi lingo in response

[@Leo-S-Ellen]

Roger Roberts bruv your making us look bad with that end word

[@elsiewilson1689]

Most accurate explanation of colonialism: ‘did some weird stuff... you should probably leave now’

[@shutupblud6265]

Elsie Wilson no you

[@sionefinaulahi4640]

Keith Watson a lot more people would exist without colonialism

[@n.o.m4385]

@@keithwatson1384 yaah sure thanks colonialists, countries like Congo and Burundi are really really appreciative up to this day..stupid coment

[@littleboots9800]

@@sionefinaulahi4640 yeah cos no one was butchering each other before whites arrived, we're they???

[@perkele2040]

@@littleboots9800 yeah they were but not in the millions...

[@user-kc8cc4uv3o]

* Hyperventilating because I have never been this early in my life and need to write a witty comment * *deep breath* hi 👋

[@rogerstarkey5390]

Zahra Let me guess. Hyperventilated Passed out Woke up Not "First" anymore 😭😭😭

[@Isabel-ux8ye]

I’ve lived half of my life in England and half in New Zealand and all I can say is these are really accurate lmao

[@janinedear-barlow]

No they're not

[@HappyCynic]

@@janinedear-barlow Oh, do be quiet, Derdrie.

[@janinedear-barlow]

@@HappyCynic Grow up

[@HappyCynic]

@@janinedear-barlow How's Tracy these days?

[@janinedear-barlow]

@@HappyCynic You should know Blanch

[@LollyByDay]

As a Kiwi, I would say that there are different Kiwi accents. South Islander's use harder R's, North Shore girls sound like valley girls, etc

[@user-re4uc4ub9y]

yea there differently is

[@sarchiareil1007]

South Aucks, Porirua, Christchurch... no dilects but defs accent differences

[@joelfleming67]

otago roll their R’s not all of south island

[@Wackywoodworks]

Southland roll the R's not Otago so much... There are about five or six distinct accents in New Zealand...

[@loilinileuta871]

South aucklanders have their own accent lol

[@bekk8384]

"In England you've got really good public transport in your cities." Funniest joke in the whole video.

[@Luke-tt3dt]

Compared to NZ it actually is really good

[@cloudysky9571]

The sad thing is, It's not a joke

[@josephsharp5678]

He's spot on England's public transport system is so superior to our system here in NZ 😂

[@bashtar]

The only public transports we have in Wellington are buses, trains and fuckin cable car so I'd assume it's better in England

[@janinedear-barlow]

@@Luke-tt3dt not in the North East. Plus they are three times the price up here to anywhere else.

[@olivermaclean8564]

How odd wellingtons arent called wellingtons in Wellington

[@aoteagirl60]

no they are called Wellingtonians :)

[@sarahputrus3953]

👍

[@teezuppp5409]

@@aoteagirl60 no were called bro😂

[@meganmills5412]

Lol I think that would confuse things too much

[@sovietmarshmallow1283]

Isn’t it weird how Wellington’s aren’t called Wellington’s by wellingtonians in Wellington

[@MapleThePotatoCat]

Can you do Canada and New Zealand next please ?

[@rogerstarkey5390]

Chris Wood Ay?

[@rogerstarkey5390]

Chris Wood I actually think they would get on like a house on fire!

[@MapleThePotatoCat]

Roger Starkey why do you think that i know a lot of Kiwis they are amazing people and we get along great

[@sheldonhkrw]

A house on fire is a good thing

[@imasinnerimasaint]

A good thing in the idiom, not in general.

[@lovebikesmustride]

That weird uncle that should have left two hundred years ago, hahaha

[@StupidRobotFightingLeague]

I though Queen was a band.

[@allybelle0233]

Stupid Robot Fighting League it's both.

[@StupidRobotFightingLeague]

Ally belle 023 Thanks as.

[@crystyIe]

it is

[@StupidRobotFightingLeague]

Ben Alexander Thanks

[@Stoopido69]

It is

[@kayleeo7330]

“heLLO i’M tHE quEEN”

[@yuvrajsingh-vq2vs]

Hlo

[@lenah.3010]

MORDOR!!! 🤘

[@vordet8261]

The music and the image together got me hard

[@thatgirlinokc3975]

😂😂😂 wang some wellys! That does sound gross, but funny! Your attempts at accents was great, horrible but great. Love the edit with the slide show. LOVE this video! 😁💚👍

[@rogerstarkey5390]

that girl in okc actually, the London was pretty good! MUCH better than the colonials to the west usually manage! (Ref Mary Poppins!)

[@zitaplane6245]

Aachen yuuthat girl in okc was the w

[@janinedear-barlow]

We don't say that.

[@sandy__castle]

*quickly watches before going to school*

[@calaie9112]

Yup doing it rn

[@loaf5483]

"I'm the Queen innit" 10/10

[@nippy29]

I remember Shortland Street! We did have it on over in the UK through the 90s. We do say both bollocks and bugger quite a lot here.

[@Coupleofgeeks]

I'm English, and I approve this video.

[@rachelcookie321]

I’m from Scotland but have lived in New Zealand for 6 years (I’m 13) My English grandparents are currently visiting. My nana is drinking tea in 30°c weather!

[@zaiahbear2054]

Just subscribed! You’re so funny, sadly we (me and my family) had to move out to Australia. This and Hunt for the Wilderpeople are the closest to getting that good New Zealand Humour/comedy. Thanks a lot!

[@thusharadahanayake7963]

what do you mean ''sadly'' ? Australia's great! Sure its hot but its safer than new zealand and the us ¦1

[@1legend517]

If you don't like it here, you're always free to leave. And don't let the door hit you on the way out.

[@1legend517]

I feel sorry for you. Having to live in a country like Australia instead of war torn Syria or a dictatorship like North Korea. Life must really suck!

[@RankinMsP]

@@1legend517 you're an idiot and not a useful one at that. If you lack humour and nuance, go troll somewhere else.

[@interestingusername2633]

Never knew Wales and England were so different lmao, my accent is closer to a New Zealand accent than an English accent. My accent (Welsh) is weird.

[@janinedear-barlow]

I'm English and could barely understand a word when I went on holiday to Wales.

[@carmellitale-man2671]

Its kool if you sound like us

[@harrisonalvey4204]

A marvellous piece good sir. Oh I must say this was rather amusing. As an Englishman I had quite the chuckle. Bravo Old chap!

[@antz045]

Oh yea in England their rugby is ok I guess, and here in NZ we are top dogs!!!

[@slapnut892]

Antercept here in NZ rugby is practically a way of life.

[@KeaBee23]

Grumpy Cat yep.

[@stephenwilliams9218]

Antercept you need to get a life!

[@slapnut892]

Stephen Williams what's the matter, you sore because it's the truth? Statistically speaking New Zealand has the best rugby teams in the world, namely, the All Blacks. They won the last world cup and 31 consecutive games in a row since then, their last being against France and completely wiped the floor with them. So go take your butthurt somewhere else loser.

[@stephenwilliams9218]

Grumpy Cat I'm talking about the muppet who thinks he's a hard case funny kiwi!. WTF you going on about the all blacks for? Boy oh boy TV NZ pump out some shit!

[@lorna5127]

Love this so much! Bloody good cockney accent!😂👏🏼

[@stephenwilliams9218]

Lorna Jane it's crap! And doesn't represent the true hard case kiwis!. Sorry 🖐