Hozier - Take Me To Church (Slowed Down)

[@TheMoistMaker]

this should be played as an outro in a The Walking Dead episode

[@dav3782]

The Moist Maker facts

[@seija3968]

I ALWAYS THOUGHT THAT!! FINALLY SOMEONE WHO AGREES.

[@rory6303]

i was just about to comment the same thing

[@dyh1614]

Yea

[@ErraticConduct]

Wow, he has incredibly good diction for the words he sings to be so easily understood at this speed. Also, I love how chocolately his voice sounds at this speed!

[@NikkoNeko]

its so sweet

[@canfoneh5247]

It perfect....🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤💀💀🖤🖤

[@indigo6485]

This song has always given me shivers and the meaning of it has always made me cry about it. I love this song dearly..

[@amberkeeney7777]

I love this version! I am trying to learn to sign this with ASL And it slowed really helps me have time to understand what to sign next

[@ket9791]

I just got chills..

[@bnny2606]

well hello there PHAM. seriously though the phandom is everywhere

[@theletterh6011]

...hi welcome to chili’s.... I’ll leave...

[@timeakun2856]

*H A P P I N E S S has left the chat* *S A D N E S S has join to the chat*

[@Lady_Miko345]

nonamexedits :3 Oof :( I wish I was not sad all the time

[@christopher3477]

Are you talking about the song taking away _your_ happiness, or are you talking about this remix taking away the _songs_ happiness? If it’s the last one this song is super sad and pretty depressing.

[@maddie8883]

1:47 dosent it sound like this could be played in a sad part of the 100 in a sad part

[@miarosee100]

Madeline Josie if it was Bellamy 100% the perfect song

[@alexandriakoch6873]

this entire song could be featured on the 100.

[@atticusfinch7543]

YES

[@romaavina117]

My lover's got humour She's the giggle at a funeral Knows everybody's disapproval I should've worshipped her sooner If the heavens ever did speak She's the last true mouthpiece Every Sunday's getting more bleak A fresh poison each week "We were born sick" You heard them say it My church offers no absolutes She tells me "worship in the bedroom" The only heaven I'll be sent to Is when I'm alone with you I was born sick, but I love it Command me to be well Amen, Amen, Amen Take me to church I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies I'll tell you my sins and you can sharpen your knife Offer me that deathless death Good God, let me give you my life [x2] If I'm a pagan of the good times My lover's the sunlight To keep the goddess on my side She demands a sacrifice Drain the whole sea Get something shiny Something meaty for the main course That's a fine looking high horse What you got in the stable? We've a lot of starving faithful That looks tasty That looks plenty This is hungry work Take me to church I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies I'll tell you my sins and you can sharpen your knife Offer me that deathless death Good God, let me give you my life [x2] No masters or kings when the ritual begins There is no sweeter innocence than our gentle sin In the madness and soil of that sad earthly scene Only then I am human Only then I am clean Amen, Amen, Amen Take me to church I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies I'll tell you my sins and you can sharpen your knife Offer me that deathless death Good God, let me give you my life [x2]

[@FyeRoyalBaby]

omg I love this slowed

[@rubylily7947]

This should be played if the last human gets eaten by a titan in Attack On Titan.

[@baraa.907]

i like deep voices tho ! Flames!!!

[@ondatgoodredstrain8041]

Ironically it sounds like Satan is singing it.

[@ryugujiken6936]

whos he in love with 😂

[@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa790]

Satan/Lillith?

[@saasarcavi2955]

Isn't satana meant to be female spirit...

[@chocolateandcoffee7631]

@@ryugujiken6936 god

[@CJHANN]

that literally gave me chills and idk why

[@SadisticWasHere]

This reminds of all the evil and selfish stuff I’ve done to people and I hurt them badly

[@canfoneh5247]

Ohh..my I love this so so much....🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤

[@canfoneh5247]

I love this soooo...much🖤🖤🔥🖤🖤🔥🖤🖤

[@ash-mz6dv]

just imagine this: you are walking around an abandoned town with a group of friends on a cloudy day. to your surprise, it starts to rain. you all run to the closest building for shelter from the, now pouring, rain. you look around at the inside of the building, just to find out that it's an old church. all of a sudden, your phone starts playing music (1:09). and despite your efforts, you cannot stop the music, or turn the phone off. s p o o p y

[@SoulTouch-rw7ip]

My lover's got humor She's the giggle at a funeral Knows everybody's disapproval I should've worshiped her sooner If the Heavens ever did speak She is the last true mouthpiece Every Sunday's getting more bleak A fresh poison each week "We were born sick", you heard them say it My church offers no absolutes She tells me 'worship in the bedroom' The only heaven I'll be sent to Is when I'm alone with you I was born sick, but I love it Command me to be well Amen, Amen, Amen Take me to church I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies I'll tell you my sins and you can sharpen your knife Offer me that deathless death Good God, let me give you my life Take me to church I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies I'll tell you my sins and you can sharpen your knife Offer me that deathless death Good God, let me give you my life If I'm a pagan of the good times My lover's the sunlight To keep the Goddess on my side She demands a sacrifice To drain the whole sea Get something shiny Something meaty for the main course That's a fine looking high horse What you got in the stable? We've a lot of starving faithful That looks tasty That looks plenty This is hungry work Take me to church I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies I'll tell you my sins and you can sharpen your knife Offer me that deathless death Good God, let me give you my life Take me to church I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies I'll tell you my sins and you can sharpen your knife Offer me that deathless death Good God, let me give you my life No masters or kings when the ritual begins There is no sweeter innocence than our gentle sin In the madness and soil of that sad earthly scene Only then I am human Only then I am clean Amen, Amen, Amen Take me to church I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies I'll tell you my sins and you can sharpen your knife Offer me that deathless death Good God, let me give you my life Take me to church I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies I'll tell you my sins and you can sharpen your knife Offer me that deathless death Good God, let me give you my life

[@sunshnemsp2319]

1:08 ur welcome

[@chi-townye]

Take me to tilted towers 😭😭😭

[@controllus7488]

@@chi-townye lmaoooo

[@emmybrown4992]

i dislike this song normally, but like this... i’m obsessed.

[@dustingoodwin8996]

Sounds better now 👌

[@dustingoodwin8996]

Play it on 0.75

[@hrrsthkimhe9979]

Am in love with this...❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@hxxlls]

7 seconds in and im taken to church already

[@mayluv6754]

3:05 ❤️

[@absent4505]

take me to hell

[@jossy1472]

absent you can come with me, we can sin together😂😂😂

[@Md-sd2go]

Well you should speak to lucifer about that, you’ll find him in LA

[@Spookyiozz]

Md .? Are you referring to Logan Paul?

[@indeermint]

@@Spookyiozz the show Lucifer

[@uthredragnarson7753]

I can arrange that

[@sleepwalker6699]

Rin Yamaoka's dad...All I can think of when listening

[@dominicavalos6230]

can we get "someone new" slowed down too..

[@ash4960]

I put this on .75 speed and wow its amazing

[@jamesatkinson3753]

It is!

[@willienery]

Take me to depths

[@GOdGiVEN713]

Good god

[@MadeWithFlames]

Oh my. I sounds so much better like this

[@jennifernanda7881]

Flames

[@aliyahshanelxo]

satan himself sung this

[@nagitokomaeda9845]

The mourning of a loved one that committed suicide (a montage)

[@lourdessh1945]

3:05

[@ruler1one596]

Power of Christ compels you

[@myaduhart3370]

Compels me to do what? Give up my rights?

[@miarosee100]

Put it on 0.75

[@hellowiththepudding8486]

1.75 Speed

[@KyddJerzy]

I was born sick (HEADAZZ) -karl

[@thegamer-sl3uy]

🤤💞💫

[@akatzuui]

oohh...

[@akatzuui]

0.75

[@treyxnas869]

Y’all need Jesus

[@queenkia4837]

Trey x Nas i wish i could talk to him

[@chocolateandcoffee7631]

then take me to church

[@gattsu_cs]

Sounds like hell wtf

[@s.unflxwers]

I’m an atheist 😬

[@_starberrii_8886]

IdekWhat ImGonnaNameThis song is still a bomb tho 🥵